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Joined on October 8th, 2017 (430 days ago)

Votes: 23,194

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Comments: 5,935

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Scottish stallion 'at wears a kilt, plays th' bags, an' wields a Caber Shooter 3000.


CrazyxHorse1 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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What do you get when you mix planes and ships together? I know or What? 5 days ago 76 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kiss me under the mistletoe or Find me laying down in front of your Christmas tree 1 week ago 88 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Mistletoe or Missile tow 1 week ago 100 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should I cut off the top portion of my kilt? Yes or No 1 week ago 42 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use Flex Tape to repair (gtc26 stole my Flex Tape ideas) Bagpipes or A caber 2 weeks ago 84 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get trolled by Crazy Horse or The Pseudo Piper 1 month ago 64 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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HAGGIS!!! BAGPIPES!!! or KILTS!!! 1 month ago 67 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 4 Fear the kilt or Objects under this kilt 2 months ago 81 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 3 How warm are your hands or Top 5 reasons to wear a kilt 2 months ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 2 Kilt or My kilt 2 months ago 58 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get It's a kilt or What's under my kilt 2 months ago 50 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my kilt (Sorry for the poor quality pictures) Aye or Nae 2 months ago 85 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you like this shirt Yes (Front) or No (Back) 2 months ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you planning on celebrating Halloween? And if so, what are you going to wear for a costume? Yes (Comment costume) or No 2 months ago 85 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get struck by Lightning or Bagpipes (Nuclear) 2 months ago 118 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat food from a Plastic bag or Box 2 months ago 124 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Should the U.S. change the national anthem from Star Spangled Banner to Battle Hymn of the Republic Yes or No 2 months ago 84 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Funnier weather meme (UK) England getting p*ssed on or Welcome to Scotland: The place where- 2 months ago 72 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should I do a "Human Bagpipes" video Yes or No 2 months ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do me a favor. Draw me as a cartoon using this picture Ok or No 2 months ago 77 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you know why some firefighting companies get involved in Pipe and Drum (Don't search until you answer) *Comments* or No 2 months ago 66 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Walk into a bar or Walk into a BAR 2 months ago 81 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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What do you fear about me Getting kilt or Other 2 months ago 52 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Watch this video (in description) Aye will or Nae (I want to be kilt) (Notice anything funny in this picture?) 2 months ago 83 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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How old were you when 9/11 happened *Comment* or Wasn't born at the time. 3 months ago 114 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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WE ARE BAGPIPES! (Read description) *Taps in the chanter* or Buck aff ye bawbag! 3 months ago 63 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Soooo. I more or less made homemade bagpipes over the summer...... Needless to say I will raise Hell.... Are you with me? Aye (Actual picture of me) or Nae 3 months ago 112 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I'm back! Did you miss me? Yes or No 3 months ago 101 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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After tomorrow, I will rarely be on this site. I will miss you all! I will miss you too! or Bye 5 months ago 75 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Please tell me this isn't a cool gravestone (Because Musta gently reminded me to say please.) Aye or Nae 5 months ago 35 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 5 Horsie 1 or Horsie 2 5 months ago 32 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 4 Horsies 1 or Ponie 2 5 months ago 29 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 3 Horsie 1 or Crazy Horsie 2 5 months ago 24 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 2 Foalie 1 or Horsie 2 5 months ago 25 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 1 Horseie 1 or Foalie 2 5 months ago 23 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You will see decreased activity on my account. I have to return my ChromeBook to the school, as the school year is coming to a close for me. I might be back on at random intervals. But I will be more active as soon as school starts. I wish all of you luck and I hope that you await the time that the Scottish Crazy Stallion comes back (Won't be leaving until Tuesday (EST) I will miss you! or I don't know you 5 months ago 44 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Horse A or Horse B 5 months ago 34 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you get when you mix a set of bagpipes and a piano together *Comments* or I don't ******* know 5 months ago 48 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Organ transplant or ORGAN transplant 5 months ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Construction Piper or MacZippy 5 months ago 34 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #7 The raincoat was invented in Scotland (Wonder why...) or The world record for the longest echo in a man-made structure has been set in an underground fuel depot constructed near Invergordon, Scotland (FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!) 6 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #6 Ultrasound was first used in Glasgow hospitals or Whiskey (You already know) 6 months ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #5 James Clerk Maxwell, founder of electromagnetism, was born in Scotland or Loganair flight from Westray to Papa Westray is the world's shortest commercial flight that can be done in less than a minute 6 months ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #4 Penicillin was created by Alexander Fleming or Edinburgh is a top haunted destination in Europe 6 months ago 50 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #3 Alexander Graham Bell was born in Edinburgh or Dolly the sheep was created in a lab in the University of Edinburgh 6 months ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #2 A Scottish breakfast is a very good way to get rid of a hangover or The first colored photograph was taken in Scotland (Picture) 6 months ago 57 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #1 Edinburgh is credited with having the world's first fire brigade (1824) or Golf originated in Scotland 6 months ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Woods ye raither (Scottish) Tak' a bludy caber up th' crease or Tak' a transmission pole up th' crease 6 months ago 44 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a lot of pipes or Be Duke of Wellington (The Traffic Cone Statue) 6 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Should Scotland have independence Aye or Nae 6 months ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Shark or Spider 6 months ago 65 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Nurse or Santa 6 months ago 56 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Harry Potter or Jack Sparrow 6 months ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get kilt by (EXTREMELY SCOTTISH!!!) MacHaggis MacBagpiper or Ian MacGregor 6 months ago 37 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get killed by a Haggis on a stick, ON A STEEK! (One of many weapons that Crazy Horse has or Snow bagpipes 6 months ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stupid or Be annoying 6 months ago 63 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Roast me (Mistakes may have been made...) *Comment* or *Return to sender* *Say Hi in chat* 6 months ago 40 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Fried by lightning or Get sucked by a EF5 tornado 6 months ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you love me Yes or No 6 months ago 90 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play bagpipes or Die from wild haggis 7 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hear a constant 60 hertz tone or 440 hertz tone 7 months ago 37 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you celebrate "The Force be With You" Yes or No 7 months ago 63 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Is it weird that I had a dream about Roblox last night Yes or No 7 months ago 67 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Better Quote Mixed feelings or Scottish cuisine-Mike Myers 7 months ago 37 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end. Last question Fat Scottish Crazy Horse or MustaKrakish 7 months ago 48 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 8 Mass insanity or Alien invasion 7 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 7 Global war or Robots taking over Earth 7 months ago 73 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 6 Nanotechnology disaster or Environmental toxins 7 months ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 5 Ecosystem collapse or Biotech disaster 7 months ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 4 Global epidemic or Global warming 7 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 3 Reversal of Earth's magnetic fields or Flood basalt eruptions 7 months ago 65 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 2 Rogue black hole or Giant solar flares 7 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end Asteroid impact or Gamma ray burst 7 months ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Software gore Search box or Braveheart-The Intervention 7 months ago 28 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Now tell me, is this true It's very true or Not very sure 7 months ago 57 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather participate in Kilted yoga or Regular yoga 7 months ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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UNLIMITED HORSE HUGS AND KISSES FOR THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A CARTOON OF ME PLAYING THE BAGPIPES! Yes or Too lazy 7 months ago 58 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Poke me or Be in the same room as azidoazide azide (reasons why it explodes) 7 months ago 50 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get roasted by everyone at the same time or Get roasted for no reason 7 months ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Pick up the soap... Ok or Nope 7 months ago 76 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Call 811 or Not 7 months ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what happened in the past on this day (No looking it up or asking) (April 14) Yes or No 7 months ago 62 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have it rain Crazy Horses or Lead bagpipes 8 months ago 65 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (going 100 MPH/160 KMP), drive over a Huge pothole or Huge speedbump 8 months ago 83 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get an attitude adjustment from John Cena or Crazy Horse (Ryan K) "Bout to clean up someone's attitude" 8 months ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been killed to death Yes or No 8 months ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Without using the internet or any other means of looking it up, do you know what Alba gu bràth means Yes or No 8 months ago 71 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my creation (MacBagpiper-MacHaggis) Ay or Naw 8 months ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to put up with Me constantly playing the bagpipes (Bottom: Then be a bagpiper) or A very nippy foal (Top: Cute as a button) 8 months ago 64 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jump off a cliff with me or Jump out of a plane with me 8 months ago 76 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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How would you react if you found me sleeping with you on your bed *Comments* or *Doesn't comment* 8 months ago 64 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me 2 I've almost got struck by lightning or My old house was destroyed by a tornado 8 months ago 59 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me I live close to Scotland or I'm mostly German 8 months ago 59 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what the first meme was Yes or Nope 8 months ago 59 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Happy Easter! Yes or No 8 months ago 72 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather poke a ________ with a sharp butter knife LiPo battery or 120 volt live wire 8 months ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know me in real life or Take a caber to the balls 8 months ago 65 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Can you easily identify this horse Yes or Nope 8 months ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Did you celebrate St. Patrick's Day Yes or No 8 months ago 111 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tackle me from my snow mound (Winner of the "Horse of the Snow Mound" Championship) or Not 8 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Quotes 1 Image A or Image B 9 months ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Ship horn ringtone or Machine gun fire ringtone 9 months ago 105 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you think this is cool Negative fireplace or Just no 9 months ago 89 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Just comment what you think Image A or Image B 9 months ago 51 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you want to work at some type of warehouse Yes or No 9 months ago 82 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Who/what should you be more worried about The hurricane "in general" or Him 9 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Funny horses #3 Horse ears or Horse hair 9 months ago 48 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take the (Post results in comments) Scottish test or Irish test 9 months ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better collection Horses or Electrical utility 9 months ago 54 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Funny Horses Without warning or Electric fence 9 months ago 45 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Can you do me a favor? Get a tissue and hold it to my nose so I can blow it Yes (Gives you a dollar) or Nope (Fires you) 9 months ago 65 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather visit (In Scotland) Edinburgh Castle or Falkirk Wheel 9 months ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a Valentine Yes or Nope 9 months ago 109 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Funnier horse Horse.exe stalled or Seat belts (Bottom: Unless you want to fly) 10 months ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More likely true #2 I was on the news a year ago or I'm a normal horse 10 months ago 95 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Slip on ice or Get hit by a slow moving car that is slipping on ice 10 months ago 103 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have (Burning or frozen sensation) (Injured genitals) Roasted balls or Frozen balls 10 months ago 79 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this Pink squeaky dog toy or Rubber squeaky chicken 10 months ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Search up 241543903 on Google images *Searches it up and comments* or *Scared to do it.* 10 months ago 87 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Better hurricane name Bawbag (Scotland) or Sandy (U.S.) 10 months ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Image A or Image B 10 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep in this Horse bed or This cat bed 10 months ago 53 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear Horse (Ashley) and unicorn (Pinky) earmuffs (They may nibble your ears...) or These... 10 months ago 51 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Don´t you just hate it when your power goes out Yes or No 10 months ago 82 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you jump in a tornado for any cookies of your choice (infinite) Yes (Might be crushed by me because I decided to go tornado surfing) or No 10 months ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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I´m back! I missed you or Go away 10 months ago 61 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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I´m just going to shut my mouth... YES or Ok... 10 months ago 67 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Are you mostly German or Polish 10 months ago 57 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a shower with CrazyxHorse1 or MustaKrakish 10 months ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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I died, now what *Comments* or I don´t know 10 months ago 67 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch Azidoazide azide or Plutonium 10 months ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play... with me Hide and seek or Tag 10 months ago 82 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Britain wants the U.S. back They can have it or 242 years? And just now they want it back?! 10 months ago 95 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick a 9 volt battery or A car battery 10 months ago 81 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss Sexy EF5 tornado or Sexy Category 5 hurricane 10 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be tortured by Me or Whatever this thing is 10 months ago 64 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #3 Horse A or Horse B 10 months ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar *Comments for a free Klondike Bar* or I´m on a diet 10 months ago 54 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What is more likely true I own holy gloves and still use them or I broke my right foot 10 months ago 64 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Option A or Option B 10 months ago 33 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Name one thing that you´ll only find in Scotland *Comments* or *Leaves and trips* 10 months ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be attacked by a Chestnut mare (Bottom says ¨Like a chestnut mare¨) or Pony 10 months ago 53 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you want me to mow your lawn Yes or No 10 months ago 67 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You know that question that I asked about how many volts can kill you? YOU ALL FAILED! *Leaves while sad bagpipe music begins.*. or *Learns something new.* 10 months ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (Suggest reading description) Jump or HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE 10 months ago 32 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get the sh*t beaten out of you by me with a Old set of bagpipes (filled with bricks) or Old sporran (frozen haggis was shoved inside) 10 months ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Drone or Chanter 10 months ago 33 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How many volts can kill you 240V - under or 600V - over 11 months ago 57 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play (recommend searching) Bagpipes or Smallpipes 11 months ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lick this brush for ten minutes (probably has every chemical known to man on it) or Try to maneuver past these boxes (you touch, you die) 11 months ago 59 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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What's up with the guest from Guaynabo Municipio, Puerto Rico I don't know or *Gives answer* 11 months ago 48 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Are you aware that Ducky from NCIS is Scottish Yes or No 11 months ago 51 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the smallest set of bagpipes or The smallest violin 11 months ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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If you can't beat them, join them Why or Why not 11 months ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a grenade or Eat me 11 months ago 80 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You hear a sound in the middle of the night *Checks* or *Doesn't check* 11 months ago 67 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get your balls cut off with a dull rusty spoon or Make me angry 11 months ago 67 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join me or Fight me 11 months ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather clean Me or Whatever this is 11 months ago 46 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather 50 Hz or 440 Hz 11 months ago 33 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Bada** Bagpipers The Unipiper or The Badpiper 11 months ago 48 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What pet do you want Rock or Haggis 11 months ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you want free education by me Yes or No 11 months ago 71 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Horse or Pony 11 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Why am I not dead I should be dead or I shouldn't be dead 11 months ago 46 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Explosion or Implosion 11 months ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give a horse Coffee or Beer 11 months ago 81 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bungee jump while playing the bagpipes or Be a wimp 11 months ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What's harder to find Waldo or 10mm socket 11 months ago 72 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who's better Germany or Poland 11 months ago 71 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that horses are way more advanced than humans Yes or No 11 months ago 97 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Is this statement true (Picture A) Yes or No 11 months ago 58 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better words of wisdom Kilt or Sporran 11 months ago 50 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Preferred fireworks to use during the New Year Biggest firework or This 11 months ago 74 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch a Energized power line or Guard rail with a energized power line on it 11 months ago 72 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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How many questions do you think I made yesterday less than ten or ten or more 11 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you smack me Yes or Nope 11 months ago 73 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Check your fridge... IT'S RUNNING or *Dies in explosion.* 11 months ago 60 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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You should check your fridge... *Checks fridge* or *Doesn't check fridge* 11 months ago 65 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Deeper thought Airplanes and subs or Subway Subway 11 months ago 52 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Picture A or Image B 11 months ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become A potato or Me 11 months ago 54 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you marry me Yes or No 11 months ago 65 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who would win Chuck Norris or Nokia 11 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should I shoot DK-GARAGE with my Caber Shooter 3000 AYE (Drawing Beyonder123 made for me) or NEIGH (No in horse) 11 months ago 49 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you want to make a cartoon about me? (Send picture or link if you drew one of me) Please? Yes (Manw was nice and made one of me for a Christmas present) or No 11 months ago 54 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Image A or Image B 11 months ago 41 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How busy do you think I am Very busy or Not that busy 11 months ago 67 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Dumped or Recycled 11 months ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Noob tube or Javelin 11 months ago 60 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More likely true Pyramid Earth or Cookie Earth 11 months ago 81 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would you do if you open your door and see me just standing there *Comment* or *No comment* 11 months ago 58 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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More ironic way to die Drowning at a lifeguards party or Actually having a heart attack when you are acting one for a movie 11 months ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Left or right Right or Left 11 months ago 67 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die from Me (head shot off by my Caber Shooter 3000) or Human (painful death) 11 months ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How would you react when you see Scottish Santa at your door Be nice to him and let him in or Slam the door in his face 11 months ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather deal with Dust from a floor sweeper or Road of Death 11 months ago 44 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Touch 120 volts with metal fork or 23 kV with a stick 11 months ago 67 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Better prank Nuking Japan and saying ït´s just a prank bro!¨ or Killing 11 million people asking them if they want to take a shower 11 months ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More ironic Snowman on fire or RMS Titanic 11 months ago 77 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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CrazyxHorse1 has posted the following comments:

You need to draw a dipstick on a caber now! 2 hours ago  
SCOTLAND, F*CK YEAH!!! 2 hours ago  
I'd also be worried about the Scot-Irishmen! 17 hours ago  
Ponies are scarier! 1 day ago  
Scarier. 1 day ago  
Kamikaze attack 2 days ago  
But you'll only use A during Christmas... LET THE INNER DOG OUT!!! 2 days ago  
Misclicked 2 days ago  
They don't deserve it! 2 days ago +1
SCOTLAND AND NORWAY FOREVER!!! 3 days ago  
AYE!!! 3 days ago  
We can both bomb England and blame it on aliens... 3 days ago  
Do we need to nuke the f*ck out of each other? 3 days ago  
Kamikaze attack 3 days ago  
Kamikaze attack. 3 days ago  
You hear that jockeys abuse horses? 4 days ago  
Aye. 4 days ago  
Do I need to call the Royal Regiment of Scotland? 4 days ago  
I said planes and ships, not a plane and a ship... so no. 4 days ago  
Kamikaze attack 4 days ago  
No... 4 days ago  
Kamikazes 4 days ago  
Kamikazes 4 days ago  
Kamikazes. 4 days ago  
Kamikaze 4 days ago  
Opposite. Kamikaze attack. 4 days ago  
That too, but it was a Kamikaze 4 days ago  
Kamikaze 4 days ago  
Kamikaze 4 days ago  
*Eats carrot and gives you hugs and kisses.* 5 days ago  
And C 5 days ago  
I have B... 5 days ago  
Aye! 5 days ago +1
I don't think a bed can support a fat horse like me! 6 days ago  
Thank you. Just make sure you have some quiet Pipe and Drum music playing... If you don't mind that. 6 days ago  
Connecticut... 6 days ago +1
A will save me. 6 days ago  
I have ten LGM-118A Peacekeepers.... Just search them up... and let's just say every f*cking organization is after me! 6 days ago  
Aww, thank you! 6 days ago  
*Gives you sloppy wet horse kisses.* 1 week ago  
F*CK THE DISHES... EVERY F*CKING DAY!!! 1 week ago +1
Then I'll have a normal voice instead of a deep voice. I can yell and the Japs would be able to hear me! 1 week ago  
Either way, you're going to either get yelled at or murdered. 1 week ago +2
More deadly. 1 week ago  
Headphone knots anyone? 1 week ago +1
Hi... 1 week ago +1
I do need to trim the back portion though before I trip and die. (https://ibb.co/2KnrPSc) You can see behind my legs, almost touching the floor. 1 week ago  
I have no difference between him... we could get married! 1 week ago  
True. I just need to cut some of the back side off because it's a tripping hazard, and use some of it for the tam o shanter and the flashes. 1 week ago  
I could make one, but the fabric I used was for a early birthday present. And at this time of the year, I don't have any money. 1 week ago  
FOR HAGGIS!!! 1 week ago  
Alba 1 week ago  
Some if it is good. 1 week ago  
Aye. 1 week ago +1
ME HOY MINOY! 1 week ago +1
Nicer. 1 week ago  
Always the horse! 1 week ago  
Only drooling and licking! 1 week ago  
ore like Netscope. 1 week ago  
HAGGIS!!! 1 week ago  
That's even worse... 1 week ago  
What? 1 week ago  
Less sh*te to deal with 1 week ago  
That's how: https://img.memecdn.com/i-shall-play-you-the-song-of-my-people_o_6883973.jpg 1 week ago  
1esrohxyxarc. 1 week ago  
Suggest watching it then! 1 week ago  
Ziva from NCIS? 1 week ago  
Taze the season to be jolly... may not get the reference 1 week ago  
Your face! 1 week ago  
More interesting fact: if played on bagpipes, it sounds way better. 1 week ago +4
*California wildfires rage in the distance* 2 weeks ago +1
I can snore when I'm dead... 2 weeks ago  
Sean Connery. 2 weeks ago  
Not that kamikaze. 2 weeks ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI&t=16s (Proper Funeral) 2 weeks ago +1
Wanna do a kamikaze? 2 weeks ago  
Fixed what? 2 weeks ago  
In the US. 2 weeks ago  
Titanic didn't sink... 2 weeks ago  
It's a special caber... But I could also use a distribution pole! 2 weeks ago  
Both! 2 weeks ago  
You're welcome! 2 weeks ago  
*Eats flex tape.* 2 weeks ago +1
Challenger Deep 2 weeks ago  
Horse love... 2 weeks ago  
Wanna know what else is deep. 2 weeks ago  
*Gives you big horse hugs and kisses.* 2 weeks ago +1
Not a joke. 2 weeks ago  
Like you are? 2 weeks ago +4
I love you! 2 weeks ago +2
It's in my genes 2 weeks ago  
Don't shoves bagpipes up people's asses 2 weeks ago +3
And I don't sag my kilt either. 2 weeks ago  
I eat B on Christmas. 2 weeks ago  
Doesn't apply to Scots. 2 weeks ago  
Wait, I'm not white? Last time I knew, Scots were whiter than white. 3 weeks ago  
Both. 3 weeks ago  
Caber time! 3 weeks ago  
Already live in A, don't need it any f*cking more. 3 weeks ago  
Two words: wild fires. 3 weeks ago  
Nae, that's my horse side. 3 weeks ago  
Right handed, left eyed. 3 weeks ago  
Not only do I snore, but I snore loudly. 3 weeks ago  
You answering my question. 3 weeks ago  
Oh. I misunderstood then. Have a nice day Mister. 3 weeks ago  
Do you know what else may happen? 3 weeks ago  
Then why are you saying it's child abuse when you support vaccinations? 3 weeks ago  
I have a sudden urge to shove a caber up your ass right now. 3 weeks ago +3
Scottish. 3 weeks ago  
Let me guess, you're afraid of needles? 3 weeks ago  
But they died earlier in life. 3 weeks ago +2
It's just you. 3 weeks ago  
Rather not get shredded into fine Crazy Horse cheese. 3 weeks ago  
Done on purpose because I feel that if I hang out with people for too long, I run the risk of getting accidentally murdered. 3 weeks ago  
Yes it does, why do you think no one likes me? 3 weeks ago +1
I'll eat him once he's done. 3 weeks ago  
AYE!!! 3 weeks ago +1
I wish I can break all rules. Wish for unlimited wishes! 4 weeks ago +2
They can try... 4 weeks ago +1
Title? 4 weeks ago  
Rather have Irn Bru. 4 weeks ago  
Can it be a whole country... that is the real question. 4 weeks ago  
Have not a f*cking clue what b is. 4 weeks ago +1
Kill him. 4 weeks ago +2
Get a warthog. 4 weeks ago  
But it's the 12th... 4 weeks ago +1
That's what I get for being a drunk asshole. 1 month ago  
Being scared of me is natural. 1 month ago  
Either way, I'm getting killed by something I use so damn often! 1 month ago  
Scots don't always wear kilts unless it's a formal occasion or performing in Pipes and Drum. 1 month ago  
Then you can have me! 1 month ago  
I got genes in my jeans. (Don't always wear a kilt). 1 month ago  
I eat textbooks for a living. And they dread the bagpipes. 1 month ago  
Only if you don't mind cuddling. 1 month ago  
At least you have blood though. 1 month ago  
I have no blood. It's nothing but whiskey. 1 month ago  
Aye. If I wore something underneath it, it would be a skirt. And my balls are too big for underwear. 1 month ago +1
AYE!!! ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 month ago  
IT'S CALLED BULLSH*T!!! 1 month ago  
I find 9/11 jokes to be plane wrong. 1 month ago  
I don't wear underwear. 1 month ago  
Get me anything Scottish and F*CK ENGLAND THE F*CK UP SO BAD THAT ALL THEY CAN DO IS F*CK THEMSELVES IN THE F*CKING ASS!!!!!!! 1 month ago  
I'd just make sure that they are pure Scots. 1 month ago  
If you're Scottish, anyone and anything will p*ss you off. 1 month ago  
More horse. 1 month ago  
Na, I'm not going into the hood to ask a question like that. That's how people die (not me though). 1 month ago +1
What's the difference? 1 month ago  
Of course you would. 1 month ago +1
Less death. 1 month ago  
At least they care about me. It matters what's on the inside, not the outside. 1 month ago  
I want to kill cereal! 1 month ago  
Only when I'm working outside in cool/cold weather. But once I make or buy a second kilt, I'll be wearing the first one I made (during the summer). 1 month ago  
Tastes bad, but smells weird in a decent way. 1 month ago  
It works, trust me. 1 month ago  
Doing that works very well. But a very good way to intimidate someone is to have a very thick Scottish accent. 1 month ago +1
AYE!!! 1 month ago +1
Making me haggis! 1 month ago +1
Dead. 1 month ago  
AYE!!! ALBA GU BRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 month ago  
Halloween is Celtic origin. 1 month ago  
I can even smell bullsh*t. 1 month ago  
Only in Scotland! 1 month ago +2
Hey, wanna know a secret? We have inventors that are better than you! 1 month ago  
But he's dead! 1 month ago  
Welcome tae Scootlund, aw we hae is kilts, bags, an' haggis! 1 month ago  
BUCK AFF YE SASSENACH C*NTS, YE UR FECKIN' GLAIKIT. 1 month ago  
And Scotland. 1 month ago  
I live in Connecticut.... I need to get the hell out now! 1 month ago  
Tropical. 1 month ago +1
Depends. 1 month ago +1
Haggis. 1 month ago +2
We won't die. 1 month ago  
Kill that f*cker! 1 month ago  
(Pssst, last time I recall, you lost the 13 colonies) 1 month ago  
We'd be speaking Welsh and herding sheep! 1 month ago  
You guys might be fine, but I'm gonna eat her! 1 month ago  
Not only would I be p*ssed, but I'd be Scottish P*SSED! I WANT MY WHISKEY MONEY BACK! 1 month ago  
We all die, except for me. 1 month ago  
Bagpipes are louder indoors. 1 month ago +1
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e9/cd/fe/e9cdfe5254a19378d839a1e620d7fb28.jpg 1 month ago  
By me! 1 month ago +1
That's what I'm going to do. 1 month ago +2
It's about 90% survival rate, but you still get severely injured. 1 month ago  
Not If I'm in the US. 1 month ago  
Titanic. 1 month ago  
Boat. 1 month ago  
ALLUHA AKBAR!!! 1 month ago  
usmanc 1 month ago  
Why the UK? 1 month ago  
Japan, China, and Mexico. 1 month ago  
*The Irish and Scottish both speak Gaelic.* 1 month ago  
IT'S F*CKING GAELIC YOU F*CKING F*CK!!!!!!!! 1 month ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!!!!!! 1 month ago  
Because f*ck you. 1 month ago  
AYE!!! 1 month ago  
F*CK OFF YA BLOODY FEMALE DOG! 1 month ago  
Don't eat it that much though. 1 month ago  
That sucks. 1 month ago  
Punching people in the face? 1 month ago  
ISS. 1 month ago  
And you just lost to The Pseudo Piper. 1 month ago +1
Me.,, and Krakish. 1 month ago  
It's still not even Halloween though... 1 month ago  
Raging. 1 month ago  
Perfect time for bagpipe earrape! 1 month ago  
I'll take William Wallace's face! 1 month ago  
I would be wearing two helmets then... Plus one for my bawbag! 1 month ago  
Not that much. We live in the country, and on a very dangerous road at night. 1 month ago  
Unless I go nuclear. 1 month ago  
I'll gladly be the murderer. DON'T FORGET THAT I ALWAYS WEAR A KILT, EAT HAGGIS, AND PLAY THE BAGPIPES. 1 month ago +3
Unless they go though a Russian Winter again. 1 month ago +5
Gach beannachd dhut. 1 month ago +1
Fine by me, but you tickle by big horse ears, I'm nipping you. 1 month ago  
It's hard to kill a horse who's already dead! 1 month ago  
Wanna 'splain yourself woman! 1 month ago +2
My phone shows whoever is calling. 1 month ago +1
I have backup photos. 1 month ago  
AYE YA FOCKFACE!!! 1 month ago  
Misclicked. Stab those f*ckers! 1 month ago  
Misclicked. 1 month ago  
Less death! 1 month ago  
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1c/05/3c/1c053cd7231c48dcb56b8d468b0ab6fe.jpg 1 month ago  
It's the same damn thing! 1 month ago +2
I'd get rich in a second!!! 1 month ago  
Never be proud that you are part great british! 1 month ago  
Haggis. 1 month ago  
Pain before death! 1 month ago  
More environmentally friendly! 1 month ago  
FINLAND!!! 1 month ago  
They're more attractive!!! 1 month ago  
F*CK OFF!!! 1 month ago  
I'm more of a horse horse... 1 month ago  
Maybe. I only watched that video because it was suggested to me. 1 month ago  
I saw a video where kids tried it (and you know how picky they can be). But most of them seemed to like it. 1 month ago +1
What conan3 said. 1 month ago  
Oh... 1 month ago  
I'll just go to Scotland before I burn alive. The rain will put me out! 1 month ago  
I'm into necrophilia... 1 month ago +1
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/045/973/437px-Clarinet_boy_monster.jpg 1 month ago  
Lol. 1 month ago  
How the F*CK do you get haggis in the US?! 1 month ago  
HAGGIS!!!! 1 month ago  
Clear;y you don't know what pseudo means. 1 month ago  
Russian Winter. 1 month ago  
Because I'm Scottish! 1 month ago  
Don't worry, He/she will get a caber shoved up their ass! 1 month ago  
More Irish. 1 month ago  
You may be sure, but are you pretty damn sure? 1 month ago  
There's only one Crazy Horse. And that is me! 1 month ago +2
Good one! 1 month ago  
At least I didn't f*cking vote for a stupid president! 1 month ago  
Are you sure? 1 month ago  
The Pseudo Piper. 1 month ago +1
Cuts your d*ck off and shobves it up your ass.* 1 month ago +1
I never took a DNA test. I learned it from my grandmother. And I've been told that I have a British (Scottish) accent. 1 month ago  
BAD GIRL!!! 1 month ago +1
And you definitely hate freedom! 1 month ago  
And Kim Jong-un. 1 month ago  
GET OUT NOW!!! 1 month ago +1
Better then being f*cking English! 1 month ago +1
ME, NOT YOU! (Unless you have a secret that I should(n't) know. 1 month ago +1
*Ketchups myself.* 1 month ago +1
Toss them overboard even if they look at you. 1 month ago +2
Whiskey. 1 month ago  
Toasty! 1 month ago  
F*ck you anyway. 1 month ago +1
Both. 1 month ago  
Are you trying to p*ss me off? Because I'm very f*cking p*ssed right f*cking now. 2 months ago  
I wear your mother's lipstick underneath it. 2 months ago +1
Well f*ck... forgot to put my tornado on a leash again! 2 months ago +1
I need to send you a package. 2 months ago  
Suck my Scottish horse c*ck. 2 months ago  
F*CK OFF WITH THIS SHIT! 2 months ago +2
What postage address do you live on? 2 months ago +1
Not if your a girl. 2 months ago +2
Say somethin' afair Ah break yer coopon. 2 months ago  
Damn, I left my human in the oven... again. 2 months ago +1
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c6/0f/47/c60f473259c8a840b9adb41d3d37f7fa.jpg 2 months ago  
Bonjour! 2 months ago  
It's wrong using Apple. 2 months ago +2
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/apple-maps-car.jpg 2 months ago +1
Lol. 2 months ago +1
Title? 2 months ago  
Osama would still be alive 2 months ago  
Have you seen my balls?' 2 months ago  
*Gives you large horse hugs and kisses.* 2 months ago  
*Kilts you.* 2 months ago  
I say F*CK YOU TO THAT! 2 months ago +1
Never knew they had them. 2 months ago  
No need to kill memes. 2 months ago  
F*CK YOU!!! 2 months ago  
William Wallace. 2 months ago  
Thank you! 2 months ago  
Says the guy who is binary! 2 months ago  
I knew there was a reason why I loved you! 2 months ago  
At least $20 for fabric, $20 for making it, and whatever shipping and handling is. 2 months ago  
A donut.] 2 months ago  
Thank you! 2 months ago  
Is there something wrong? 2 months ago  
F*CL AMERICA! 2 months ago  
Oh, they are, they kilt me already. 2 months ago  
Aye hope ya get kilt! 2 months ago  
Me. 2 months ago +1
Because I'm a horse. 2 months ago  
Why not? 2 months ago  
Was that a pun? 2 months ago  
Damn you! 2 months ago  
But I'm a horse... 2 months ago  
I'd eat myself.. 2 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 2 months ago  
GUTEN TAG!!! 2 months ago +4
Only because I would be riding a floor sweeper! 2 months ago  
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5f8b9cd1581ceb904d88c221d361fec7/tumblr_inline_n3eqsweqj71rbrja2.gif 2 months ago  
Trump? 2 months ago +2
Whoever voted from the UK must be from England! 2 months ago  
You sure? 2 months ago  
Horse.... 2 months ago  
What? 2 months ago  
AYE!!! 2 months ago +1
Tried with the title. I recommend downloading it as a MP4 and sending it to my email: [email protected] 2 months ago  
Holy sh*t, I do! 2 months ago  
Don't say that about yourself! 2 months ago  
*Dies, respawns and gives you a hug.* 2 months ago  
*Pokes you with a stick.* 2 months ago +2
Been doing this since I was born... 2 months ago +1
Can't really remember the names.. I think one of them was some type of chicken chili. 2 months ago  
The "ALLUHA AKBAR" kind. 2 months ago  
They're good to me! 2 months ago  
*Kill's you with a spoonful of haggis.* 2 months ago  
No, you die. 2 months ago  
How do you grammar? It's nuclear bagpipes. 2 months ago +1
There are two people in option B. One is a retard, the other is a bagpiper. 2 months ago +1
Hark when the night is falling Hear! Hear the pipes are calling, Loudly and proudly calling, Down thro' the glen. There where the hills are sleeping, Now feel the blood a-leaping, High as the spirits of the old Highland men. Towering in gallant fame, Scotland my mountain hame, High may your proud standards gloriously wave, Land of my high endeavour, Land of the shining river, Land of my heart for ever, Scotland the brave. 2 months ago +1
Misclicked 2 months ago  
Never seen the place, even on a map. That's a wee wee island! 2 months ago  
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!! 2 months ago  
Shame on you! 2 months ago  
Less light. 2 months ago  
Ever had MREs? 2 months ago +1
F*CK OFF YOU BRITISH B*STARDS! 2 months ago  
And Scotland the Brave. 2 months ago  
Someone is mad. Maybe we should change it to some bagpipe music! 2 months ago  
I just used lyrics to show meaning to it. 2 months ago  
You could just use the tune. 2 months ago  
*Respawns.* 2 months ago  
NAE! 2 months ago  
Mine has both a haggis and bagpipe port... 2 months ago  
Of course you f*cking do! 2 months ago  
If it neighs like a horse, walks like a horse, and snores like a horse... it's probably a horse. 2 months ago  
AYE! 2 months ago  
NO 100% 2 months ago  
NO 100%! 2 months ago  
In that case, I can't do it. 2 months ago +2
Good boy! 2 months ago  
Yes and no. 2 months ago  
I can wait till it goes away. 2 months ago +1
Yes you do. 2 months ago  
And? 2 months ago  
F*ck off! 2 months ago  
Yup, and? 2 months ago  
I'm half ginger... 2 months ago  
But I don't have toes... 2 months ago  
https://i.redd.it/oi3h07e8fmpx.jpg 2 months ago  
Misclicked, Sell it. 2 months ago  
Don't you dare say that again. 2 months ago +1
Musta is my waifu. 2 months ago  
Tree horse 2 months ago  
Burrowing horse. 2 months ago  
Cave horse 2 months ago  
Misclicked, WASN'T F*CKING PAYING ATTENTION! 2 months ago  
Lol. 2 months ago  
But I'm not a human... 2 months ago  
I thought that loved my big hairy ears! 2 months ago  
Never trust witches. 2 months ago  
Does Scottish count? 2 months ago  
Mainly because I can't carve pumpkins with bagpipes. 2 months ago  
NO F*CKING TAXES! 2 months ago  
Have you seen my ass? 2 months ago +1
I'll just respawn. 2 months ago +1
"Hi, can you PUT MY F*CKING BRAIN BACK PLEASE! 2 months ago  
I'd hit it! 2 months ago  
My family is f*cked up in weird ways. 2 months ago  
Title? 2 months ago  
I WANT F*CKING BOTH YA BLOODY BASTARD! 2 months ago  
Basically all the current people unless they sing country music. 2 months ago  
There's no such thing as quiet bagpipes! 2 months ago +3
At least you don't get farted on. 2 months ago +1
*Dies from horse overload.* *Comes back to life.* *Repeats forever.* 2 months ago +1
Ponies tend to be more scarier... 2 months ago  
Scotland 2 months ago  
Methane explosion waiting to happen. 2 months ago  
You said person, not horse! 2 months ago  
Just wanted to be sure. How is it in Ireland right now? 2 months ago  
*Smokes it and become a high Scottish horse.* 2 months ago  
In a good or bad way. 2 months ago +1
F*CK OFF WILL YA! I AIN'T GIVING UP MY HAGGIS OR MY BAGPIPES!!! 2 months ago  
Thank you! 2 months ago  
I watched it about 50 times already. 2 months ago  
Watch it again! 2 months ago  
So I live for myself! 2 months ago  
I'll lose my temper in .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. 2 months ago  
*Kills every f*cking thing, even stuff that can't be killed.* 3 months ago  
*Kill's Satan for no reason.* 3 months ago  
Title? 3 months ago  
*Throws myself at you and both of us go off a cliff.* 3 months ago  
Then DON'T F*CKING JUMP OFF A CLIFF! 3 months ago  
F*CK OFF! 3 months ago +4
That's awesome! I would do the same thing, seeing that some of the jobs that I want to do require having taken certain classes. 3 months ago  
*Gives you huge horse hugs and kisses.* 3 months ago  
What do you do? 3 months ago  
How have you been since I was gone? 3 months ago  
I wish everyone was. 3 months ago +1
All of them! 3 months ago  
How much? 3 months ago  
You know it's not Scotch whiskey when it's f*cking cheap! 3 months ago  
HEIL CRAZY HORSE! 3 months ago +1
You'd hear nothing but beeps from me. 3 months ago +1
*Eats both.* 3 months ago  
Does f*cking bagpipes count? 3 months ago +2
Scotland. 3 months ago  
You don't need to lie to me. 3 months ago  
Bagpipes, kilts, and haggis. 3 months ago  
Just make sure you're not p*ssing off any mares. 3 months ago  
FECK OOF! 3 months ago  
Only played on the bagpipes. 3 months ago  
I'll give you a set of pipes, a kilt and some haggis for some LSD. 3 months ago  
Agree. 3 months ago  
Thank you! 3 months ago  
*Eats carrots.* 3 months ago  
HAGGIS! 3 months ago  
*Breaks your face with haggis.* 3 months ago  
See you in a few months! 5 months ago  
I will miss you... (Just want to point our that I read it in my mind and it sounded like Jack from Titanic.) 5 months ago +1
Baby. 5 months ago  
That's what you get for living in England. 5 months ago  
My life.... *Makes spooky horse noises.* 5 months ago  
Yes, I know you're going to miss me! 5 months ago  
No, just no. 5 months ago  
Will do! FIRE IN THE HOLE! *Throws napalm caber at cutecapybara90.) 5 months ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPNlHxM1_xEZfyEgQ3pOWuQ 5 months ago  
Misclicked. 5 months ago  
There are way too many people that ride on crotch rockets! 5 months ago  
At someone's face. 5 months ago +1
Already have one! Not the best videos, but at least they're videos! 5 months ago  
You get out two days before I do! 5 months ago  
Once again, I can't. 5 months ago  
Horses, donkeys, same thing. 5 months ago  
NAE! 5 months ago  
Lol. I tried so many times... but my gravestone clearly says that I have way too many deaths... I just can't die. 5 months ago  
NAE JOBBY! 5 months ago  
That should work, because I can get emails on my phone as text messages! (I go to high school... two more years of post grad and I'm out!) 5 months ago  
Killing everyone.... and nuking Japan because history repeats itself 5 months ago  
Musta. 5 months ago  
The last thing I need right now is a destroyed barn because of me spooking! 5 months ago  
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81621733/no-100-for-you.jpg 5 months ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 5 months ago  
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Scotland. 5 months ago  
Dead. 5 months ago  
You f*cking b*tch! I was going to say that! 5 months ago  
Scottish. 5 months ago  
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/300x300/81621733/no-100-for-you.jpg 5 months ago  
Tartan. 5 months ago  
Creepy ass people.... way worse than bronies. 5 months ago  
Less pain. 5 months ago  
Gummy bumblebees. 5 months ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 5 months ago  
Inside. 5 months ago  
F*CKING CHRIST! 5 months ago  
Raise all sourts of hell. 5 months ago  
Encourage it. 5 months ago  
Spongebob has both. 5 months ago  
Scotland. 5 months ago  
With Scotch Whiskey. 5 months ago  
I didn't see that it was for girls only........... needless to say............ It's true for me............. 5 months ago  
*Fire truck noises intensifies.* 5 months ago  
Happens every now and then. 5 months ago  
So many f*cking times.... they never manage to avoid my fat ass! 5 months ago  
We need to get a Scotland up there ASAP! 5 months ago  
England used to be badass... but now they're just bad. 5 months ago  
You can't zoom on a age restriction. 5 months ago  
Pokemon is a f*cking ripoff. 5 months ago +1
Two times... Titanic, and Braveheart. 5 months ago  
Why 124MPH though?! 5 months ago  
Scotland. 5 months ago  
Never said real poop.... or how much... or if you can mix it... SO MANY F*CKING LOOPHOLES! 5 months ago  
GUTEN TAG! *Insert Reichtangle.* 5 months ago  
Misclicked. 5 months ago  
I'm gonna be the chaotic neutral if anything. 5 months ago  
Sean Connery or Mel Gibson. 5 months ago  
I believe that it came out about the same time as the app. But you can't post photos or videos when you are using a computer. 5 months ago  
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