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Joined on October 8th, 2017 (258 days ago)

Last login was 5 days ago

Votes: 22,109

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Comments: 5,495

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Scottish stallion 'at wears a kilt, plays th' bags, an' wields a Caber Shooter 3000.


CrazyxHorse1 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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After tomorrow, I will rarely be on this site. I will miss you all! I will miss you too! or Bye 6 days ago 67 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Please tell me this isn't a cool gravestone (Because Musta gently reminded me to say please.) Aye or Nae 1 week ago 33 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 5 Horsie 1 or Horsie 2 1 week ago 32 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 4 Horsies 1 or Ponie 2 1 week ago 29 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 3 Horsie 1 or Crazy Horsie 2 1 week ago 24 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 2 Foalie 1 or Horsie 2 1 week ago 25 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 1 Horseie 1 or Foalie 2 1 week ago 23 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You will see decreased activity on my account. I have to return my ChromeBook to the school, as the school year is coming to a close for me. I might be back on at random intervals. But I will be more active as soon as school starts. I wish all of you luck and I hope that you await the time that the Scottish Crazy Stallion comes back (Won't be leaving until Tuesday (EST) I will miss you! or I don't know you 1 week ago 43 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Horse A or Horse B 1 week ago 34 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you get when you mix a set of bagpipes and a piano together *Comments* or I don't ******* know 1 week ago 46 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Organ transplant or ORGAN transplant 1 week ago 54 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Construction Piper or MacZippy 1 week ago 34 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #7 The raincoat was invented in Scotland (Wonder why...) or The world record for the longest echo in a man-made structure has been set in an underground fuel depot constructed near Invergordon, Scotland (FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!) 2 weeks ago 65 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #6 Ultrasound was first used in Glasgow hospitals or Whiskey (You already know) 2 weeks ago 57 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #5 James Clerk Maxwell, founder of electromagnetism, was born in Scotland or Loganair flight from Westray to Papa Westray is the world's shortest commercial flight that can be done in less than a minute 2 weeks ago 52 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #4 Penicillin was created by Alexander Fleming or Edinburgh is a top haunted destination in Europe 2 weeks ago 50 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #3 Alexander Graham Bell was born in Edinburgh or Dolly the sheep was created in a lab in the University of Edinburgh 2 weeks ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #2 A Scottish breakfast is a very good way to get rid of a hangover or The first colored photograph was taken in Scotland (Picture) 2 weeks ago 56 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #1 Edinburgh is credited with having the world's first fire brigade (1824) or Golf originated in Scotland 2 weeks ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Woods ye raither (Scottish) Tak' a bludy caber up th' crease or Tak' a transmission pole up th' crease 2 weeks ago 44 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a lot of pipes or Be Duke of Wellington (The Traffic Cone Statue) 3 weeks ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Should Scotland have independence Aye or Nae 1 month ago 46 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Shark or Spider 1 month ago 65 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Nurse or Santa 1 month ago 55 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Harry Potter or Jack Sparrow 1 month ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get kilt by (EXTREMELY SCOTTISH!!!) MacHaggis MacBagpiper or Ian MacGregor 1 month ago 37 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get killed by a Haggis on a stick, ON A STEEK! (One of many weapons that Crazy Horse has or Snow bagpipes 1 month ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stupid or Be annoying 1 month ago 62 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Roast me (Mistakes may have been made...) *Comment* or *Return to sender* *Say Hi in chat* 1 month ago 40 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Fried by lightning or Get sucked by a EF5 tornado 1 month ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you love me Yes or No 1 month ago 90 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play bagpipes or Die from wild haggis 1 month ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hear a constant 60 hertz tone or 440 hertz tone 1 month ago 36 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you celebrate "The Force be With You" Yes or No 1 month ago 63 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Is it weird that I had a dream about Roblox last night Yes or No 1 month ago 65 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Better Quote Mixed feelings or Scottish cuisine-Mike Myers 1 month ago 37 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end. Last question Fat Scottish Crazy Horse or MustaKrakish 1 month ago 48 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 8 Mass insanity or Alien invasion 1 month ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 7 Global war or Robots taking over Earth 1 month ago 72 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 6 Nanotechnology disaster or Environmental toxins 1 month ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 5 Ecosystem collapse or Biotech disaster 1 month ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 4 Global epidemic or Global warming 1 month ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 3 Reversal of Earth's magnetic fields or Flood basalt eruptions 1 month ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 2 Rogue black hole or Giant solar flares 1 month ago 65 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end Asteroid impact or Gamma ray burst 1 month ago 66 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Software gore Search box or Braveheart-The Intervention 1 month ago 28 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Now tell me, is this true It's very true or Not very sure 1 month ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather participate in Kilted yoga or Regular yoga 1 month ago 68 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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UNLIMITED HORSE HUGS AND KISSES FOR THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A CARTOON OF ME PLAYING THE BAGPIPES! Yes or Too lazy 2 months ago 58 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Poke me or Be in the same room as azidoazide azide (reasons why it explodes) 2 months ago 50 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get roasted by everyone at the same time or Get roasted for no reason 2 months ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Pick up the soap... Ok or Nope 2 months ago 75 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Call 811 or Not 2 months ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what happened in the past on this day (No looking it up or asking) (April 14) Yes or No 2 months ago 62 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have it rain Crazy Horses or Lead bagpipes 2 months ago 64 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (going 100 MPH/160 KMP), drive over a Huge pothole or Huge speedbump 2 months ago 83 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get an attitude adjustment from John Cena or Crazy Horse (Ryan K) "Bout to clean up someone's attitude" 2 months ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been killed to death Yes or No 2 months ago 64 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Without using the internet or any other means of looking it up, do you know what Alba gu bràth means Yes or No 2 months ago 70 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my creation (MacBagpiper-MacHaggis) Ay or Naw 2 months ago 49 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to put up with Me constantly playing the bagpipes (Bottom: Then be a bagpiper) or A very nippy foal (Top: Cute as a button) 2 months ago 64 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jump off a cliff with me or Jump out of a plane with me 2 months ago 75 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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How would you react if you found me sleeping with you on your bed *Comments* or *Doesn't comment* 2 months ago 63 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me 2 I've almost got struck by lightning or My old house was destroyed by a tornado 2 months ago 59 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me I live close to Scotland or I'm mostly German 2 months ago 58 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what the first meme was Yes or Nope 2 months ago 58 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Happy Easter! Yes or No 2 months ago 72 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather poke a ________ with a sharp butter knife LiPo battery or 120 volt live wire 2 months ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know me in real life or Take a caber to the balls 3 months ago 65 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Can you easily identify this horse Yes or Nope 3 months ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Did you celebrate St. Patrick's Day Yes or No 3 months ago 110 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tackle me from my snow mound (Winner of the "Horse of the Snow Mound" Championship) or Not 3 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Quotes 1 Image A or Image B 3 months ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Ship horn ringtone or Machine gun fire ringtone 3 months ago 105 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you think this is cool Negative fireplace or Just no 3 months ago 88 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Just comment what you think Image A or Image B 3 months ago 51 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you want to work at some type of warehouse Yes or No 3 months ago 82 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Who/what should you be more worried about The hurricane "in general" or Him 3 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Funny horses #3 Horse ears or Horse hair 4 months ago 48 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take the (Post results in comments) Scottish test or Irish test 4 months ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better collection Horses or Electrical utility 4 months ago 54 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Funny Horses Without warning or Electric fence 4 months ago 45 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Can you do me a favor? Get a tissue and hold it to my nose so I can blow it Yes (Gives you a dollar) or Nope (Fires you) 4 months ago 65 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather visit (In Scotland) Edinburgh Castle or Falkirk Wheel 4 months ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a Valentine Yes or Nope 4 months ago 109 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Funnier horse Horse.exe stalled or Seat belts (Bottom: Unless you want to fly) 4 months ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More likely true #2 I was on the news a year ago or I'm a normal horse 4 months ago 95 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Slip on ice or Get hit by a slow moving car that is slipping on ice 4 months ago 103 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have (Burning or frozen sensation) (Injured genitals) Roasted balls or Frozen balls 4 months ago 79 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this Pink squeaky dog toy or Rubber squeaky chicken 4 months ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Search up 241543903 on Google images *Searches it up and comments* or *Scared to do it.* 4 months ago 87 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Better hurricane name Bawbag (Scotland) or Sandy (U.S.) 4 months ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Image A or Image B 4 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep in this Horse bed or This cat bed 4 months ago 53 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear Horse (Ashley) and unicorn (Pinky) earmuffs (They may nibble your ears...) or These... 4 months ago 51 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Don´t you just hate it when your power goes out Yes or No 4 months ago 82 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you jump in a tornado for any cookies of your choice (infinite) Yes (Might be crushed by me because I decided to go tornado surfing) or No 4 months ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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I´m back! I missed you or Go away 4 months ago 61 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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I´m just going to shut my mouth... YES or Ok... 5 months ago 67 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Are you mostly German or Polish 5 months ago 57 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a shower with CrazyxHorse1 or MustaKrakish 5 months ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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I died, now what *Comments* or I don´t know 5 months ago 67 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch Azidoazide azide or Plutonium 5 months ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play... with me Hide and seek or Tag 5 months ago 82 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Britain wants the U.S. back They can have it or 242 years? And just now they want it back?! 5 months ago 95 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick a 9 volt battery or A car battery 5 months ago 81 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss Sexy EF5 tornado or Sexy Category 5 hurricane 5 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be tortured by Me or Whatever this thing is 5 months ago 64 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #3 Horse A or Horse B 5 months ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar *Comments for a free Klondike Bar* or I´m on a diet 5 months ago 54 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What is more likely true I own holy gloves and still use them or I broke my right foot 5 months ago 64 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Option A or Option B 5 months ago 33 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Name one thing that you´ll only find in Scotland *Comments* or *Leaves and trips* 5 months ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be attacked by a Chestnut mare (Bottom says ¨Like a chestnut mare¨) or Pony 5 months ago 53 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you want me to mow your lawn Yes or No 5 months ago 67 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You know that question that I asked about how many volts can kill you? YOU ALL FAILED! *Leaves while sad bagpipe music begins.*. or *Learns something new.* 5 months ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (Suggest reading description) Jump or HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE 5 months ago 32 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get the sh*t beaten out of you by me with a Old set of bagpipes (filled with bricks) or Old sporran (frozen haggis was shoved inside) 5 months ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Drone or Chanter 5 months ago 33 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How many volts can kill you 240V - under or 600V - over 5 months ago 57 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play (recommend searching) Bagpipes or Smallpipes 5 months ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lick this brush for ten minutes (probably has every chemical known to man on it) or Try to maneuver past these boxes (you touch, you die) 5 months ago 59 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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What's up with the guest from Guaynabo Municipio, Puerto Rico I don't know or *Gives answer* 5 months ago 48 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Are you aware that Ducky from NCIS is Scottish Yes or No 5 months ago 51 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the smallest set of bagpipes or The smallest violin 5 months ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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If you can't beat them, join them Why or Why not 5 months ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a grenade or Eat me 5 months ago 80 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You hear a sound in the middle of the night *Checks* or *Doesn't check* 5 months ago 67 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get your balls cut off with a dull rusty spoon or Make me angry 5 months ago 66 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join me or Fight me 5 months ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather clean Me or Whatever this is 5 months ago 46 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather 50 Hz or 440 Hz 5 months ago 33 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Bada** Bagpipers The Unipiper or The Badpiper 5 months ago 48 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What pet do you want Rock or Haggis 5 months ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you want free education by me Yes or No 5 months ago 71 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Horse or Pony 5 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Why am I not dead I should be dead or I shouldn't be dead 5 months ago 46 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Explosion or Implosion 5 months ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give a horse Coffee or Beer 5 months ago 81 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bungee jump while playing the bagpipes or Be a wimp 5 months ago 68 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What's harder to find Waldo or 10mm socket 5 months ago 72 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who's better Germany or Poland 5 months ago 71 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that horses are way more advanced than humans Yes or No 5 months ago 97 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Is this statement true (Picture A) Yes or No 5 months ago 58 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better words of wisdom Kilt or Sporran 5 months ago 50 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Preferred fireworks to use during the New Year Biggest firework or This 5 months ago 74 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch a Energized power line or Guard rail with a energized power line on it 5 months ago 72 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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How many questions do you think I made yesterday less than ten or ten or more 5 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you smack me Yes or Nope 5 months ago 73 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Check your fridge... IT'S RUNNING or *Dies in explosion.* 5 months ago 60 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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You should check your fridge... *Checks fridge* or *Doesn't check fridge* 5 months ago 65 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Deeper thought Airplanes and subs or Subway Subway 5 months ago 52 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Picture A or Image B 5 months ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become A potato or Me 5 months ago 54 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you marry me Yes or No 5 months ago 65 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who would win Chuck Norris or Nokia 5 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should I shoot DK-GARAGE with my Caber Shooter 3000 AYE (Drawing Beyonder123 made for me) or NEIGH (No in horse) 5 months ago 49 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you want to make a cartoon about me? (Send picture or link if you drew one of me) Please? Yes (Manw was nice and made one of me for a Christmas present) or No 5 months ago 54 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Image A or Image B 5 months ago 41 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How busy do you think I am Very busy or Not that busy 5 months ago 67 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Dumped or Recycled 5 months ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Noob tube or Javelin 5 months ago 60 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More likely true Pyramid Earth or Cookie Earth 5 months ago 81 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would you do if you open your door and see me just standing there *Comment* or *No comment* 5 months ago 58 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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More ironic way to die Drowning at a lifeguards party or Actually having a heart attack when you are acting one for a movie 5 months ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Left or right Right or Left 5 months ago 67 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die from Me (head shot off by my Caber Shooter 3000) or Human (painful death) 5 months ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How would you react when you see Scottish Santa at your door Be nice to him and let him in or Slam the door in his face 5 months ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather deal with Dust from a floor sweeper or Road of Death 6 months ago 44 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Touch 120 volts with metal fork or 23 kV with a stick 6 months ago 67 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Better prank Nuking Japan and saying ït´s just a prank bro!¨ or Killing 11 million people asking them if they want to take a shower 6 months ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More ironic Snowman on fire or RMS Titanic 6 months ago 77 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Bucket truck or Crane 6 months ago 56 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss Me underneath the mistletoe or Justin Beiber underneath the mistletoe 6 months ago 60 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Worse thing to happen when setting up a Christmas tree Randomly bursts into flames/explodes or Tree falls down on you and kills you 6 months ago 70 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you have your Christmas tree up yet Yes or No 6 months ago 88 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Are you ready for rapid fired questions Yes or Nope 6 months ago 63 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How would you want to die A-10 Warthog or Violent explosion 6 months ago 57 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Where would you rather be during a lightning storm Top of a mountain (highest point) or In a ocean (salt water) (also highest point) 6 months ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a Crazy Horse to the knee or a grenade (yes it does explode and it´ll probably kill you) to the knee Crazy Horse or Grenade 6 months ago 53 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you want to get trolled No or Yes 6 months ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Best way to get rid of a spider Release them into the wild or Explosives 6 months ago 107 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Option A or Option B 6 months ago 65 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Kilt or Tactical kilt 6 months ago 55 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash) on Accordion or Bagpipes 6 months ago 49 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better transformer Megatron or Ironhide 6 months ago 63 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Are you brave enough to give me your phone number Yes (be prepared) or No (you will miss out on the fun) 6 months ago 91 votes 53 comments 0 likes
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Do you like OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) Yes (Keeps you safe) or No (Prevents you from having fun) 6 months ago 39 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you pull a fire alarm for a cookie Yes or Nope 6 months ago 76 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Sucked or Blown 6 months ago 77 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you have the balls to roast me Yes (comment) or No (go and play whatever annoying instrument that you have) 6 months ago 70 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather weaponize Bagpipes or Haggis 6 months ago 73 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be turned into a Caber (you will be tossed) (won´t get hurt) or Set of bagpipes (you will be played) 6 months ago 68 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Is Santa Scottish Yes or No 6 months ago 92 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Is it possible to give a Scotsman a wedgie Yes or No 6 months ago 62 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Are you willing to make a Rather question for me Yes, because I´m nice or No, because I´m too mysterious 6 months ago 47 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Are you a human Yes or No 6 months ago 90 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Did you make the switch from incandescent light bulbs to LED light bulbs Yes or No 6 months ago 59 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you be afraid if you saw these guys marching towards you Yes or No 6 months ago 95 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Do you want to build a snow horse Yes or No 6 months ago 81 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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See you in a few months! 6 days ago  
I will miss you... (Just want to point our that I read it in my mind and it sounded like Jack from Titanic.) 6 days ago +1
Baby. 6 days ago  
That's what you get for living in England. 6 days ago  
My life.... *Makes spooky horse noises.* 6 days ago  
Yes, I know you're going to miss me! 6 days ago  
No, just no. 6 days ago  
Will do! FIRE IN THE HOLE! *Throws napalm caber at cutecapybara90.) 6 days ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPNlHxM1_xEZfyEgQ3pOWuQ 6 days ago  
Misclicked. 6 days ago  
There are way too many people that ride on crotch rockets! 6 days ago  
At someone's face. 6 days ago  
Already have one! Not the best videos, but at least they're videos! 6 days ago  
You get out two days before I do! 1 week ago  
Once again, I can't. 1 week ago  
Horses, donkeys, same thing. 1 week ago  
NAE! 1 week ago  
Lol. I tried so many times... but my gravestone clearly says that I have way too many deaths... I just can't die. 1 week ago  
NAE JOBBY! 1 week ago  
That should work, because I can get emails on my phone as text messages! (I go to high school... two more years of post grad and I'm out!) 1 week ago  
Killing everyone.... and nuking Japan because history repeats itself 1 week ago  
Musta. 1 week ago  
The last thing I need right now is a destroyed barn because of me spooking! 1 week ago  
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81621733/no-100-for-you.jpg 1 week ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 1 week ago  
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Scotland. 1 week ago  
Dead. 1 week ago  
You f*cking b*tch! I was going to say that! 1 week ago  
Scottish. 1 week ago  
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/300x300/81621733/no-100-for-you.jpg 1 week ago  
Tartan. 1 week ago  
Creepy ass people.... way worse than bronies. 1 week ago  
Less pain. 1 week ago  
Gummy bumblebees. 1 week ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 1 week ago  
Inside. 1 week ago  
F*CKING CHRIST! 1 week ago  
Raise all sourts of hell. 1 week ago  
Encourage it. 1 week ago  
Spongebob has both. 1 week ago  
Scotland. 1 week ago  
With Scotch Whiskey. 1 week ago  
I didn't see that it was for girls only........... needless to say............ It's true for me............. 1 week ago  
*Fire truck noises intensifies.* 1 week ago  
Happens every now and then. 1 week ago  
So many f*cking times.... they never manage to avoid my fat ass! 1 week ago  
We need to get a Scotland up there ASAP! 1 week ago  
England used to be badass... but now they're just bad. 1 week ago  
You can't zoom on a age restriction. 1 week ago  
Pokemon is a f*cking ripoff. 1 week ago  
Two times... Titanic, and Braveheart. 1 week ago  
Why 124MPH though?! 1 week ago  
Scotland. 1 week ago  
Never said real poop.... or how much... or if you can mix it... SO MANY F*CKING LOOPHOLES! 1 week ago  
GUTEN TAG! *Insert Reichtangle.* 1 week ago  
Misclicked. 1 week ago  
I'm gonna be the chaotic neutral if anything. 1 week ago  
Sean Connery or Mel Gibson. 1 week ago  
I believe that it came out about the same time as the app. But you can't post photos or videos when you are using a computer. 1 week ago  
You still going to school? 1 week ago  
I could easily see why you said that. He's a fat b*astard. 1 week ago  
Talking to him or saying it for the caption? 1 week ago  
Nope. Not doing that. 1 week ago  
Nope. Not doing that one. 1 week ago  
And they do it now in Scotland! 1 week ago  
I thought you were a waffle... 1 week ago  
School, England, the U.S., Mexico, prison... my ass... 1 week ago  
Technically, you can manipulate heat by using light... 1 week ago  
I'm not going for three tons! 1 week ago  
Should of known that someone was going to say it. 1 week ago +1
I HATE YOU! 1 week ago  
Both of them are nothing compared to Scotland. 1 week ago  
I don't want to sound like two transformers f*cking. 1 week ago  
Lightning kills. 1 week ago  
Both are the same. 1 week ago  
It's impossible for me. I'm Scottish and always p*ssed! 1 week ago  
Misclicked. GOODBYE HUMANS! YOU WILL NOT BE F*CKING MISSED! 1 week ago  
*Cues Jaws theme.* 1 week ago  
Especially when they are wearing kilts! 1 week ago  
Oh, forgot about that. That won;t work either. The phone I have is a flip phone, so I won't be able to do that. I use Instagram on the ChromeBook. 1 week ago  
F*CK FINAL DESTINATION! Can't remember which one it was, where they were driving behind a lumber truck, when all the wood fell off and decapitated someone... but after seeing that sh*t, I always got scared as sh*t whenever I was behind one of them! 1 week ago  
I know! Want my cell phone number? 1 week ago  
DAMN IT CARL! 1 week ago  
.00000001 seconds ago. 1 week ago  
"THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER OUR JUULS!" 1 week ago  
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING! 1 week ago  
"Do you want to know how got these scars?" 1 week ago  
Ohhh...... then the previous owners must have tried to f*ck it! 1 week ago  
No, most schools would have them. I think it was only this year that they were given out (2017-2018). 1 week ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpZiPZwwXhM&t=11s&ibss=1 1 week ago  
It's when a male bagpiper and a female bagpiper loves each other very much... 1 week ago  
I'll be back before you know it! 1 week ago  
Let me guess, you tried to f*ck it, didn't you? 1 week ago  
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* Don't worry, I'll be back soon! 1 week ago  
I have no choice. I may be able to go on the PS4, but I'm not too sure it'll work like it does on the ChromeBook. 1 week ago  
NO! 1 week ago  
WHAT'S THE F*CKING TITLE?! 1 week ago  
There we go! I actually saw a video of a guy playing a harmonica and he has a balloon that was filled with air and attached it to one of the note holes for the "drone". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaAPPf1sOsY Al Simmons — Scotland The Brave 1 week ago  
More Scottish. 1 week ago  
We can raise hell. 1 week ago  
Go to Scotland. 1 week ago +1
Scots have two emotions... drunk and angry... usually at the same time... 1 week ago  
Yup... But you gotta go to Scotland so you know your getting the real stuff. 1 week ago  
Yeah I know. 1 week ago  
Hmmm.... William Wallace... Crazy Horse... Fat Old Scottish Stallion... 1 week ago  
*TYPING WITH HOOVES INTENSIFIES!!!* 1 week ago  
They have pills for migraines. 1 week ago  
In your mouth. 1 week ago  
Please tell me that you got the joke... 1 week ago +1
That won't work because she wouldn't yell, she'd just come and f*cking strangle you. 1 week ago  
RIOT LIKE A MOTHERF*CKER! 1 week ago  
But I prefer the term one-zero-zeroed... 1 week ago +1
Because he doesn't know that I'll come back to life. 1 week ago +1
Don't have discord. 1 week ago  
You're uglier than yourself. 1 week ago  
Nothing's wrong with a grey mane and the smell of old horse! 1 week ago  
SHUT TH' BUCK UP AWREDDY, NAE A BODY WANTS TAE SEE YER FECKIN' ANKLES! 1 week ago  
Only when I'm allowed to use you as a cannonball. 1 week ago  
No one shall get away with killing me! 1 week ago +2
Only when I'm allowed to use you as a cannonball. 1 week ago  
Scotland... 1 week ago  
Mexican jumping beans... 2 weeks ago  
F*CK! 2 weeks ago  
WE ARENAE RELATED TAE TH' BRITISH AT AW. NOO GANG JUMP AFF A DAMN BEN AN' HINK AY WHIT YE SAID! 2 weeks ago  
Only time I'll take a needle to the arm... or ass... 2 weeks ago  
Scotland. 2 weeks ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 2 weeks ago  
F*CK THE IRISH! 2 weeks ago  
Less Mexico... 2 weeks ago +2
Aye! 2 weeks ago  
Safer? You still die. 2 weeks ago  
I know A isn't safe, but it's very awesome... 2 weeks ago  
B is bigger than A... 2 weeks ago  
More cousins for me! 2 weeks ago  
If I go down, YOU'RE COMING WITH BE! 2 weeks ago  
ALBA GU BRATH! 2 weeks ago  
They won't be looking for horses in the first place... 2 weeks ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijDKbqobmuE The Chainsmokers - Closer | Scotland the Brave | Bagpipe Cover ( Must Watch!) 2 weeks ago  
Unless you're a redneck that believes in incest! 2 weeks ago  
Depends on where it comes from. 3 weeks ago  
Because we're letting them do all the hard work while we are sitting around doing nothing. 3 weeks ago  
No one shall have a 100% question! 3 weeks ago  
Rid rid of stupid f*cks faster that way. 3 weeks ago  
SCOTLAND FOREVER! 3 weeks ago  
Good. 3 weeks ago  
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DerpQzkVQAA8hTZ.jpg 3 weeks ago  
A Scottish Crazy Horse to be precise! 3 weeks ago  
You mean crazy? 3 weeks ago  
Because ALBA GU BRATH! 3 weeks ago  
AYE! 3 weeks ago  
I may be a old Scottish Crazy Horse, but even my inner colt comes out! 3 weeks ago +1
Nae. 3 weeks ago  
After punching him/her in the face. 3 weeks ago  
He wouldn't even need to drag me to Hell. I'd come with him and help him. 3 weeks ago  
Can't be stupid as an invisible traffic light doesn't exist! 3 weeks ago  
Pineapple is good. 3 weeks ago  
I don't give a sh*t about Connecticut, but WHIT TH´ BUCK DID YE SAY ABIT SCOOTLAND? I'LL BEAT YER CREASE WI' A FECKIN' CABER! AN' IF WILLIAM WALLACE WAS HAUR NOO, BUT NAE ONLY WOODS SCOOTLAND HAE INDEPENDENCE, BUT AW AY ENGLAIN WILL BE BURNED TAE TH' GRIN! 3 weeks ago +1
Myself. 3 weeks ago  
Can't get rid of the pipes, description already told you that! 3 weeks ago  
Aye! 3 weeks ago  
*Joins them.* 3 weeks ago  
If you get away, you can't get arrested. 3 weeks ago +2
less than 1 second. 3 weeks ago +1
BUCK AFF YE BLUDY AMERICAN DOBBER! 3 weeks ago  
Never wore shoes in the first place. 3 weeks ago  
BURN IT TO HELL! 3 weeks ago  
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/056/841/eb9.gif 3 weeks ago +1
And at the same time, get rid of all the idiots. 3 weeks ago  
I do it all the time... 3 weeks ago  
What's 9+10? 3 weeks ago  
AIDs or a small stomach ache? 3 weeks ago +1
Dae ye want me tae bash yer coopon in wi' a caber, coz that's hoo ye gie bashed in th' coopon wi' a caber! 3 weeks ago  
And yell "ALBA GU BRATH" as loud as I can using 100 megaphones... in front of the White House... While waving the Saltire... and having someone play the pipes... Then go home and eat some haggis... then fall asleep on my haybed. 3 weeks ago  
Don't believe everything on the internet... 3 weeks ago  
That's a movie... and I can easily f*ck sh*t up anyway. 3 weeks ago  
Dolls can't kill. 3 weeks ago  
AYE! 3 weeks ago  
A is basically signing you own death warrent. 3 weeks ago  
You mean sporran? 3 weeks ago  
Tois questions: fa th' buck ur ye? an', dae ye loch th' soothin' soond ay bags in th' morn? 3 weeks ago  
*Plays "My Heart Will Go On" on the bagpipes.* 3 weeks ago  
Never knew that... (Talking about Coke and milk). 4 weeks ago  
What Musta said. 4 weeks ago  
That's not mixing two things together. 4 weeks ago  
Soda and milk. 4 weeks ago  
*Bites your face off.* 4 weeks ago  
AYE! 4 weeks ago  
Drown it then! 4 weeks ago  
Bagpipes.... 4 weeks ago  
Burn it with fire. 4 weeks ago  
We're working on that again... 4 weeks ago  
Fat. 4 weeks ago  
Ah want tae see mah enemies... sae Ah can bash them wi' a caber! 4 weeks ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 month ago  
GIE TH' BUCK IT AY HAUR AFAIR AH HAE YE HANGED, DRAWN AN' QUARTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 month ago  
HAGGIS! 1 month ago  
*All countries except for Scotland disappear.* 1 month ago  
We need to start another section... or private messaging. 1 month ago  
No. 1 month ago  
Nae! 1 month ago  
Draw me like one of your Scottish Stallions! 1 month ago  
Trolololololo! 1 month ago  
Lol. It's banned in the U.S. for FDA reasons. 1 month ago  
I watched that scene too many times. 1 month ago +1
It has sheep heart, liver and lungs in it, just to let you know... 1 month ago  
And we can go see the pipers and have awesome food (You don't need to eat the haggis...). 1 month ago  
Haggis... with gravy on it. 1 month ago  
Yell "ALBA GU BRATH" and he'll go running. 1 month ago  
Oh. 1 month ago  
No. 1 month ago  
Ok... 1 month ago  
I'm not going down with a bunch of seamen. 1 month ago  
Sometimes even a Crazy Scottish Horse needs a Krakish. 1 month ago +1
*Snuggles with you.* Maybe we can go to Scotland some day and see all the nice landscapes. 1 month ago  
We're the same species... ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 month ago  
I know... but it'll be more scarier... 1 month ago  
Then why do you live in England? 1 month ago  
You mean vet? 1 month ago  
Jessica ALBA GU BRATH??? 1 month ago  
HELL TO THE F*CKING NO TO A! 1 month ago  
I never knew you were a cavewoman. 1 month ago  
Devil, Satan, Lucifer, Demon, Sadist, etc... all at the same time... 1 month ago +1
A smells fishy. 1 month ago  
I don't know... I may have killed him with that rusty haggis... 1 month ago  
If you're wondering where I have been, I was at my grandmothers house, and she didn't have WiFi. 1 month ago  
ALBA GU BRATH! 1 month ago  
Good boy! 1 month ago  
No. Now go to Hell and play the triangle! 1 month ago  
Yes... and I have three words for your fellow Prince Harry: ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 month ago  
ALBA GU BRATH! 1 month ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 month ago  
... 1 month ago  
I'll put some WD-40 on it. 1 month ago  
I prefer the term "stable". 1 month ago  
I got the haggis... on a stick, ON A STEEK... I'll send it to you later... 1 month ago  
It's better than Wales. 1 month ago  
Oh yes we do. 1 month ago  
Nope, just like watching you... 1 month ago +1
Gives me an excuse to be paid. 1 month ago +1
More drums. 1 month ago  
I'm a walking furnace. 1 month ago  
Same with you. 1 month ago  
*Smacks Manw for no reason with a rusty haggis.* 1 month ago  
I don't have feelings anyway... 1 month ago  
That's not intel. That's just creepy... 1 month ago  
No, I'm a horse... 1 month ago  
You risked getting nuked just so you can see my d*ck? 1 month ago  
This is a US topic... We don't need Englishwomen here right now. 1 month ago  
Gie th' buck it afair Ah beat ye wi' a rusty haggis! 1 month ago  
At least you didn't get hit. 1 month ago  
THAT'S MY NATIONAL ANIMAL! 1 month ago  
Liberals are just as annoying as they are stupid... 1 month ago  
Smart ass. 1 month ago  
No, giving birth to me while in the US... 1 month ago  
'En wa did ye e'en answer th' question? 1 month ago  
GET THE F*CK OUT NOT! 1 month ago  
Safety reasons. 1 month ago  
How would you know... 1 month ago +1
Just throw some azidoazide azide on me and you're all set... (Want some horse meat on that azidoazide azide?) 1 month ago  
How? 1 month ago  
Good. But yesterday was hell because of a severe thunderstorm. North of my state got hit by a tornado. And I almost got struck by lightning... 1 month ago  
No. Talking about the lightning bolt that killed her. 1 month ago  
And not in a good way. 1 month ago  
No sh*t, you just p*ssed off a Scottish Stallion. 1 month ago  
Not as much as B. 1 month ago  
Hi! 1 month ago +1
Only time where "Burn it to Hell" is an option. 1 month ago  
Waiting for GoldenMoon78... 1 month ago  
I'll start on the top again. 1 month ago  
Fire tornadoes. 1 month ago  
Hell! I wouldn't even f*cking remember him... or my own name! 1 month ago  
Title? 1 month ago  
Thank you! *Gives you a horse hug.* 1 month ago  
We all know what Gary Gilmore said... JIST FECKIN' DAE IT! 1 month ago  
Draw it. Haggis on a stick on a STEEK! 1 month ago  
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm f*cking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding... Some horse was going to do it. 1 month ago +1
We need to start a new comment chain. 1 month ago  
On a STEEK! 1 month ago +1
Your inner demon is saying different. 1 month ago  
Be warned. I will always win. 1 month ago  
Yup! 1 month ago  
*Whacks you on the head with bagpipes.* 1 month ago  
The men get it too! 1 month ago  
*Gives you huge horse hugs and kisses.* 1 month ago  
They're coming from a old horse. That's why. 1 month ago  
As old as a old horse. 1 month ago  
19. 1 month ago  
*Dies.* Fine you win. 1 month ago  
Fine. *Falls asleep halfway before I get to my stable.* 1 month ago  
That's when sh*t gets real. 1 month ago +1
*Breaks your face with a caber.* 1 month ago +2
More colorful! Just like the sweetheart that you are! 1 month ago  
Yeah, tends to happen when you hear bagpipe drones. 1 month ago  
You're in for a painful death. 1 month ago  
The woods, yes. The people... not so much. 1 month ago  
That wasn't the answer I was looking for. 1 month ago  
Whit did Ah dae tae p*ss ye aff noo?! 1 month ago  
But painful if felt. 1 month ago  
No. 1 month ago  
Way better. 1 month ago  
By throwing haggis at Donald Trump. 1 month ago +1
Harder to move... Aka stubborn as f*ck. 1 month ago  
Listen, I have a gravestone that can't even count the amount of deaths that I dealt with, you think that you can easily kill me? Hink again, ye cannae gie rid ay th' auld an' fat Scottish Stallion! It's impossible! Ye shaa hear th' sweit an' neverendin' soond ay bags! 1 month ago  
Know the frequency without searching it up? 1 month ago  
*Plays the bagpipes.* 1 month ago +1
*Snores.* 1 month ago  
I thought that you were going to say something involving me... and if any of you want to be crazy... just ask me and I'll mentally f*ck you in the head. 1 month ago  
Nothing's too sweet! 1 month ago +1
More frying pans. 1 month ago  
Oh Horse! 1 month ago  
*Sneaks up behind you and strangles you with an old set of bagpipes.* 1 month ago  
AND BOI! WE HAVE 118 ELEMENTS! 1 month ago +1
We have enough seasons. 1 month ago  
PIZZA PIZZA!!! 1 month ago  
*Stabs you in the face with an old set of bagpipes.* 1 month ago  
Glasgow... 1 month ago  
You and your desire to be crazy like me. 1 month ago  
I'll make it so it can only play bagpipe music and give literally everyone a Scottish accent... I shall name it the AhPhain! 1 month ago  
YAHOO F*CKED ME OVER ON SO MANY LEVELS! 1 month ago +1
*Falls asleep on your lap.* 1 month ago  
Only if they play Dixie on the bagpipes! 1 month ago +1
Same beat as the Scottish drums! 1 month ago +1
Awesomeness! 1 month ago  
I'd kill him myself! 1 month ago  
Besides the pain. 1 month ago  
Both World Wars. 1 month ago  
HELL TO THE F*CKING NO! 1 month ago  
They already do. 1 month ago  
*Rests my head on your lap.* 1 month ago  
I was the one who killed her. 1 month ago +2
Can still be annoying as sh*t! 1 month ago  
Can't help you, unless you want to become a psycho. 1 month ago  
Sean and Shaun. 1 month ago  
Yer makin' craic av de Irishmen? 1 month ago +1
You ticklish? 1 month ago  
*Nuzzles you.* 1 month ago  
F*CK YOUR LOGIC! 1 month ago +1
We'll need to move to Japan to do it. They'll be into it. 1 month ago  
More Irish. 1 month ago  
Centuries. 1 month ago  
The main reason would be to let them make a YouTube video of a Scottish horse playing the bagpipes and wearing a kilt. 1 month ago  
Why not? 1 month ago  
Serious... May also want to shove a caber up your ass. 1 month ago  
*Gives you very big hugs and kisses.* You do. I haven't forgotten about you! 1 month ago  
I'll just respawn. 1 month ago +2
*Gives you gentle horse hugs and kisses.* 1 month ago  
You. 1 month ago +1
If they know what you mean! 1 month ago  
Lol. 1 month ago  
PIZZA! 1 month ago  
B is asking for another world war. 1 month ago  
F*ck the British. 1 month ago +2
ALLUHA AKBAR! *Blows up and kills you.* 1 month ago  
I don't think that's true... 1 month ago  
Unless they're British. F*ck those people. 1 month ago +1
If anything, wear a kilt, play the pipes and be a total badass! 1 month ago  
Either way, I'm going to go nuclear on myself. 1 month ago  
How dare you ask the same question! 1 month ago  
I don't think I have a local kebab store in my area. 1 month ago  
Give me a tanker truck load! 1 month ago  
*Electrocution* 1 month ago  
It's worth a try... 1 month ago  
Usually have dinner by 5 PM. Unless they want to sleep over. 1 month ago  
I don't think that'll work on a Terminator... 1 month ago  
You didn't need to do that to him. 1 month ago  
No. 1 month ago  
Unless you're into killing a metric sh*t ton of people just so you can have some haggis, then yes. 1 month ago +1
Lol. 1 month ago  
*Kilts you.* 1 month ago  
For now. 1 month ago +1
Tacos. 1 month ago +1
That's not how a indestructible stomach works... 1 month ago  
That's creepy. 1 month ago  
All I need to do is convince Trump to send a few nukes to South Africa. 1 month ago  
It was 5 months ago. 1 month ago  
BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT THE F*CK OFF BEFORE I MURDER YOU! 1 month ago  
So do vacuums. 1 month ago  
You're welcome. 1 month ago  
Title? 1 month ago  
*Eats you alive and you go into my indestructible stomach. 1 month ago  
If anything, I want a bagpipegasm... 1 month ago +2
First off, I don't wear horse shoes. Even if I did, my hooves are basically the same size.... so it wouldn't be a problem. 1 month ago  
Don't wear clothes anyway... besides a kilt. 1 month ago  
And crazy... don't forget crazy. 1 month ago  
I'm bored to the point where I can't feel it. 1 month ago +1
BAD BOY! 1 month ago  
Go ahead, shoot me. I'll die, but I'll just come back to murder you in the face until you die to death! 1 month ago  
DAMN RIGHT IT IS! *Gives you huge horse hugs and kisses.* 1 month ago +1
Clearly you never seen Star Wars. 1 month ago  
All the time. 1 month ago  
Need the title. 1 month ago  
The Mexican midgets. 1 month ago  
Murica. 1 month ago +1
Only question like this was asked today! 1 month ago  
Scotland. 1 month ago  
I wasn't. 1 month ago  
If I was desperate to make questions, I'd kill myself. 1 month ago  
Two words: frying pan. 1 month ago  
*Smashes your face with cement bagpipes.* 1 month ago  
I actually never played it or even watched videos of it. 1 month ago  
Never said that you should... 1 month ago  
*Joins you.* 1 month ago  
Obesity and diabetes. 1 month ago  
Both. 1 month ago  
You want to shove a caber up his ass too? 1 month ago  
Why not? 1 month ago  
And that friend is me. 1 month ago  
I'd rather shove a caber up your ass. 1 month ago +3
Misclicked. And it's not nasty. 1 month ago  
I'm a old horse. 1 month ago  
Nae. 1 month ago  
Nae. 1 month ago  
Unless I live in Scotland. 1 month ago  
Besides me. 1 month ago  
The Jewish people will say different. 1 month ago  
Have someone else buy it... or find some that people dropped. 1 month ago  
Yup, learned it from history class. 1 month ago  
If you're a midget, you can sneak in... 1 month ago  
F*CK, I MESSED UP! 1 month ago  
I don't think you get the point. That won't kill everyone. Multiple nukes going off will kill everyone. And before you say that people in the shelters are safe. They only have limited food. It's either starve to death or go out and eat highly radioactive food.... then die. 1 month ago  
Still waiting for him to get killed to death. 1 month ago  
You f*cking d*ck! 1 month ago +1
He lived. 1 month ago  
WHY YOU CONTINUE ON WITH MY QUESTIONS?!?!?! *Pokes you.* 1 month ago  
Don't know, was about three at the time. 1 month ago  
Don't know, and don't want to find out. You'll probably get cancer if anything. 1 month ago  
They die. 1 month ago  
People can get rid of acid p*ss, they can't get rid of a nuke that already went off. 1 month ago  
I got it. 1 month ago  
*Gives you a horse hug.* 1 month ago  
One of them is stupidity. 1 month ago  
One word. Boats. 1 month ago  
Nope, I was just f*cking with you. 1 month ago  
Break his face with a face. 1 month ago +1
I have a set of out of tune bagpipes... And I know how to use them. 1 month ago  
My revenge style consists of killing people to death. 1 month ago  
Hate spicy foods. 1 month ago +1
Musta is right. (F*CK THE BRITISH!) 1 month ago  
Already know my anger type... the one where anger rises for no f*cking reason. 1 month ago  
Title? 1 month ago  
https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/happy-birthday-smiling-horse-jt-photodesign.jpg 1 month ago +1
Title? 1 month ago  
Ok. 1 month ago  
You and your long questions! 1 month ago +2
*Pushes your finger.* 1 month ago  
*Kills you multiple times and eats you.* *You go into my indestructible stomach.* 1 month ago  
Kill it with fire. 1 month ago  
Three words... ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 month ago  
Your head will still be at d*ck level... 1 month ago  
Warriors-Erin Hunter. Recommend reading them! 1 month ago  
Tigerstar was way more smarter then Scourge! 1 month ago  
Title? 1 month ago  
SuperAwesomeFunMan can be a general as long as I get my daily haggis and Irn Bru. 1 month ago  
Now there will be two Crazy Horses on the loose! 1 month ago  
Lol. 1 month ago  
Especially for Germany. 1 month ago  
It's not gay if you f*ck yourself 1 month ago  
If foals don't count, then no. 1 month ago  
*Gives you huge horse hugs and kisses.! 1 month ago +1
I'm patient. 2 months ago  
Thank you. 2 months ago  
Only when you get cartoon to me... (don't forget the kilt! 2 months ago  
Came out very nice... Only thing is (and you don't have to do it)... you forgot the kilt! 2 months ago  
Yup... and my desire to be fit... 2 months ago  
Scotland... 2 months ago  
Thank you! 2 months ago  
You had to do that, didn't you? 2 months ago  
Some things are designed to be ruined. 2 months ago  
Too hot. 2 months ago  
Sure you can! 2 months ago  
It was drying up before I joined. 2 months ago  
Bagpipes. 2 months ago  
As in me making the cartoon? 2 months ago  
Houston, we have a problem. 2 months ago +3
The farther overboard, the better. 2 months ago  
Well now we're both dead because you p*ssed me off. 2 months ago  
Three times now. 2 months ago  
I'm well aware of that. 2 months ago  
F*CK THE IRISH! 2 months ago  
But you did just assault a washing machine... *Blows up killing you and me... three times blowing up within 5 minutes.* 2 months ago  
Hell, I'd kill myself to be with my friend. *Blows up for the second time today.* 2 months ago +1
Hooves... 2 months ago +2
*Blows up for no f*cking reason.* 2 months ago  
NEIN! SWANS CAN'T FLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE WINGS! 2 months ago  
A flying cow. 2 months ago +1
They always cause trouble. 2 months ago +1
He's not that bad... coming from the annoying horse... 2 months ago +1
No, I'll blow up just like azidoazide azide... hell, you won't even have to poke me to make me blow up. 2 months ago  
Didn't need to know. 2 months ago  
I said bend over. 2 months ago  
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