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Joined on October 8th, 2017 (371 days ago)

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Scottish stallion 'at wears a kilt, plays th' bags, an' wields a Caber Shooter 3000.


CrazyxHorse1 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 4 Fear the kilt or Objects under this kilt 3 days ago 74 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 3 How warm are your hands or Top 5 reasons to wear a kilt 3 days ago 54 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 2 Kilt or My kilt 3 days ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get It's a kilt or What's under my kilt 3 days ago 44 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my kilt (Sorry for the poor quality pictures) Aye or Nae 5 days ago 79 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Do you like this shirt Yes (Front) or No (Back) 1 week ago 73 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you planning on celebrating Halloween? And if so, what are you going to wear for a costume? Yes (Comment costume) or No 1 week ago 80 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get struck by Lightning or Bagpipes (Nuclear) 1 week ago 111 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat food from a Plastic bag or Box 2 weeks ago 119 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Should the U.S. change the national anthem from Star Spangled Banner to Battle Hymn of the Republic Yes or No 2 weeks ago 80 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Funnier weather meme (UK) England getting p*ssed on or Welcome to Scotland: The place where- 2 weeks ago 69 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should I do a "Human Bagpipes" video Yes or No 2 weeks ago 72 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do me a favor. Draw me as a cartoon using this picture Ok or No 2 weeks ago 74 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you know why some firefighting companies get involved in Pipe and Drum (Don't search until you answer) *Comments* or No 2 weeks ago 63 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Walk into a bar or Walk into a BAR 2 weeks ago 77 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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What do you fear about me Getting kilt or Other 2 weeks ago 50 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Watch this video (in description) Aye will or Nae (I want to be kilt) (Notice anything funny in this picture?) 4 weeks ago 81 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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How old were you when 9/11 happened *Comment* or Wasn't born at the time. 1 month ago 111 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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WE ARE BAGPIPES! (Read description) *Taps in the chanter* or Buck aff ye bawbag! 1 month ago 62 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Soooo. I more or less made homemade bagpipes over the summer...... Needless to say I will raise Hell.... Are you with me? Aye (Actual picture of me) or Nae 1 month ago 111 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I'm back! Did you miss me? Yes or No 1 month ago 99 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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After tomorrow, I will rarely be on this site. I will miss you all! I will miss you too! or Bye 3 months ago 75 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Please tell me this isn't a cool gravestone (Because Musta gently reminded me to say please.) Aye or Nae 3 months ago 35 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 5 Horsie 1 or Horsie 2 4 months ago 32 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 4 Horsies 1 or Ponie 2 4 months ago 29 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 3 Horsie 1 or Crazy Horsie 2 4 months ago 24 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 2 Foalie 1 or Horsie 2 4 months ago 25 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 1 Horseie 1 or Foalie 2 4 months ago 23 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You will see decreased activity on my account. I have to return my ChromeBook to the school, as the school year is coming to a close for me. I might be back on at random intervals. But I will be more active as soon as school starts. I wish all of you luck and I hope that you await the time that the Scottish Crazy Stallion comes back (Won't be leaving until Tuesday (EST) I will miss you! or I don't know you 4 months ago 44 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Horse A or Horse B 4 months ago 34 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you get when you mix a set of bagpipes and a piano together *Comments* or I don't ******* know 4 months ago 48 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Organ transplant or ORGAN transplant 4 months ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Construction Piper or MacZippy 4 months ago 34 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #7 The raincoat was invented in Scotland (Wonder why...) or The world record for the longest echo in a man-made structure has been set in an underground fuel depot constructed near Invergordon, Scotland (FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!) 4 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #6 Ultrasound was first used in Glasgow hospitals or Whiskey (You already know) 4 months ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #5 James Clerk Maxwell, founder of electromagnetism, was born in Scotland or Loganair flight from Westray to Papa Westray is the world's shortest commercial flight that can be done in less than a minute 4 months ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #4 Penicillin was created by Alexander Fleming or Edinburgh is a top haunted destination in Europe 4 months ago 50 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #3 Alexander Graham Bell was born in Edinburgh or Dolly the sheep was created in a lab in the University of Edinburgh 4 months ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #2 A Scottish breakfast is a very good way to get rid of a hangover or The first colored photograph was taken in Scotland (Picture) 4 months ago 57 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #1 Edinburgh is credited with having the world's first fire brigade (1824) or Golf originated in Scotland 4 months ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Woods ye raither (Scottish) Tak' a bludy caber up th' crease or Tak' a transmission pole up th' crease 4 months ago 44 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a lot of pipes or Be Duke of Wellington (The Traffic Cone Statue) 4 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Should Scotland have independence Aye or Nae 4 months ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Shark or Spider 4 months ago 65 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Nurse or Santa 4 months ago 56 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Harry Potter or Jack Sparrow 4 months ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get kilt by (EXTREMELY SCOTTISH!!!) MacHaggis MacBagpiper or Ian MacGregor 4 months ago 37 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get killed by a Haggis on a stick, ON A STEEK! (One of many weapons that Crazy Horse has or Snow bagpipes 4 months ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stupid or Be annoying 4 months ago 63 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Roast me (Mistakes may have been made...) *Comment* or *Return to sender* *Say Hi in chat* 4 months ago 40 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Fried by lightning or Get sucked by a EF5 tornado 5 months ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you love me Yes or No 5 months ago 90 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play bagpipes or Die from wild haggis 5 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hear a constant 60 hertz tone or 440 hertz tone 5 months ago 37 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you celebrate "The Force be With You" Yes or No 5 months ago 63 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Is it weird that I had a dream about Roblox last night Yes or No 5 months ago 67 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Better Quote Mixed feelings or Scottish cuisine-Mike Myers 5 months ago 37 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end. Last question Fat Scottish Crazy Horse or MustaKrakish 5 months ago 48 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 8 Mass insanity or Alien invasion 5 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 7 Global war or Robots taking over Earth 5 months ago 72 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 6 Nanotechnology disaster or Environmental toxins 5 months ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 5 Ecosystem collapse or Biotech disaster 5 months ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 4 Global epidemic or Global warming 5 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 3 Reversal of Earth's magnetic fields or Flood basalt eruptions 5 months ago 65 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 2 Rogue black hole or Giant solar flares 5 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end Asteroid impact or Gamma ray burst 5 months ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Software gore Search box or Braveheart-The Intervention 5 months ago 28 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Now tell me, is this true It's very true or Not very sure 5 months ago 57 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather participate in Kilted yoga or Regular yoga 5 months ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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UNLIMITED HORSE HUGS AND KISSES FOR THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A CARTOON OF ME PLAYING THE BAGPIPES! Yes or Too lazy 5 months ago 58 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Poke me or Be in the same room as azidoazide azide (reasons why it explodes) 5 months ago 50 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get roasted by everyone at the same time or Get roasted for no reason 5 months ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Pick up the soap... Ok or Nope 5 months ago 76 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Call 811 or Not 5 months ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what happened in the past on this day (No looking it up or asking) (April 14) Yes or No 6 months ago 62 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have it rain Crazy Horses or Lead bagpipes 6 months ago 65 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (going 100 MPH/160 KMP), drive over a Huge pothole or Huge speedbump 6 months ago 83 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get an attitude adjustment from John Cena or Crazy Horse (Ryan K) "Bout to clean up someone's attitude" 6 months ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been killed to death Yes or No 6 months ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Without using the internet or any other means of looking it up, do you know what Alba gu bràth means Yes or No 6 months ago 71 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my creation (MacBagpiper-MacHaggis) Ay or Naw 6 months ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to put up with Me constantly playing the bagpipes (Bottom: Then be a bagpiper) or A very nippy foal (Top: Cute as a button) 6 months ago 64 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jump off a cliff with me or Jump out of a plane with me 6 months ago 76 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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How would you react if you found me sleeping with you on your bed *Comments* or *Doesn't comment* 6 months ago 64 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me 2 I've almost got struck by lightning or My old house was destroyed by a tornado 6 months ago 59 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me I live close to Scotland or I'm mostly German 6 months ago 59 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what the first meme was Yes or Nope 6 months ago 59 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Happy Easter! Yes or No 6 months ago 72 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather poke a ________ with a sharp butter knife LiPo battery or 120 volt live wire 6 months ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know me in real life or Take a caber to the balls 6 months ago 65 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Can you easily identify this horse Yes or Nope 6 months ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Did you celebrate St. Patrick's Day Yes or No 6 months ago 111 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tackle me from my snow mound (Winner of the "Horse of the Snow Mound" Championship) or Not 7 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Quotes 1 Image A or Image B 7 months ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Ship horn ringtone or Machine gun fire ringtone 7 months ago 105 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you think this is cool Negative fireplace or Just no 7 months ago 88 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Just comment what you think Image A or Image B 7 months ago 51 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you want to work at some type of warehouse Yes or No 7 months ago 82 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Who/what should you be more worried about The hurricane "in general" or Him 7 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Funny horses #3 Horse ears or Horse hair 7 months ago 48 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take the (Post results in comments) Scottish test or Irish test 7 months ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better collection Horses or Electrical utility 7 months ago 54 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Funny Horses Without warning or Electric fence 7 months ago 45 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Can you do me a favor? Get a tissue and hold it to my nose so I can blow it Yes (Gives you a dollar) or Nope (Fires you) 7 months ago 65 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather visit (In Scotland) Edinburgh Castle or Falkirk Wheel 7 months ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a Valentine Yes or Nope 7 months ago 109 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Funnier horse Horse.exe stalled or Seat belts (Bottom: Unless you want to fly) 8 months ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More likely true #2 I was on the news a year ago or I'm a normal horse 8 months ago 95 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Slip on ice or Get hit by a slow moving car that is slipping on ice 8 months ago 103 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have (Burning or frozen sensation) (Injured genitals) Roasted balls or Frozen balls 8 months ago 79 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this Pink squeaky dog toy or Rubber squeaky chicken 8 months ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Search up 241543903 on Google images *Searches it up and comments* or *Scared to do it.* 8 months ago 87 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Better hurricane name Bawbag (Scotland) or Sandy (U.S.) 8 months ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Image A or Image B 8 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep in this Horse bed or This cat bed 8 months ago 53 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear Horse (Ashley) and unicorn (Pinky) earmuffs (They may nibble your ears...) or These... 8 months ago 51 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Don´t you just hate it when your power goes out Yes or No 8 months ago 82 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you jump in a tornado for any cookies of your choice (infinite) Yes (Might be crushed by me because I decided to go tornado surfing) or No 8 months ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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I´m back! I missed you or Go away 8 months ago 61 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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I´m just going to shut my mouth... YES or Ok... 8 months ago 67 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Are you mostly German or Polish 8 months ago 57 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a shower with CrazyxHorse1 or MustaKrakish 8 months ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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I died, now what *Comments* or I don´t know 8 months ago 67 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch Azidoazide azide or Plutonium 8 months ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play... with me Hide and seek or Tag 8 months ago 82 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Britain wants the U.S. back They can have it or 242 years? And just now they want it back?! 8 months ago 95 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick a 9 volt battery or A car battery 8 months ago 81 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss Sexy EF5 tornado or Sexy Category 5 hurricane 8 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be tortured by Me or Whatever this thing is 8 months ago 64 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #3 Horse A or Horse B 8 months ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar *Comments for a free Klondike Bar* or I´m on a diet 8 months ago 54 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What is more likely true I own holy gloves and still use them or I broke my right foot 8 months ago 64 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Option A or Option B 8 months ago 33 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Name one thing that you´ll only find in Scotland *Comments* or *Leaves and trips* 8 months ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be attacked by a Chestnut mare (Bottom says ¨Like a chestnut mare¨) or Pony 8 months ago 53 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you want me to mow your lawn Yes or No 8 months ago 67 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You know that question that I asked about how many volts can kill you? YOU ALL FAILED! *Leaves while sad bagpipe music begins.*. or *Learns something new.* 8 months ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (Suggest reading description) Jump or HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE 9 months ago 32 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get the sh*t beaten out of you by me with a Old set of bagpipes (filled with bricks) or Old sporran (frozen haggis was shoved inside) 9 months ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Drone or Chanter 9 months ago 33 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How many volts can kill you 240V - under or 600V - over 9 months ago 57 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play (recommend searching) Bagpipes or Smallpipes 9 months ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lick this brush for ten minutes (probably has every chemical known to man on it) or Try to maneuver past these boxes (you touch, you die) 9 months ago 59 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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What's up with the guest from Guaynabo Municipio, Puerto Rico I don't know or *Gives answer* 9 months ago 48 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Are you aware that Ducky from NCIS is Scottish Yes or No 9 months ago 51 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the smallest set of bagpipes or The smallest violin 9 months ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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If you can't beat them, join them Why or Why not 9 months ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a grenade or Eat me 9 months ago 80 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You hear a sound in the middle of the night *Checks* or *Doesn't check* 9 months ago 67 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get your balls cut off with a dull rusty spoon or Make me angry 9 months ago 67 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join me or Fight me 9 months ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather clean Me or Whatever this is 9 months ago 46 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather 50 Hz or 440 Hz 9 months ago 33 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Bada** Bagpipers The Unipiper or The Badpiper 9 months ago 48 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What pet do you want Rock or Haggis 9 months ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you want free education by me Yes or No 9 months ago 71 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Horse or Pony 9 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Why am I not dead I should be dead or I shouldn't be dead 9 months ago 46 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Explosion or Implosion 9 months ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give a horse Coffee or Beer 9 months ago 81 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bungee jump while playing the bagpipes or Be a wimp 9 months ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What's harder to find Waldo or 10mm socket 9 months ago 72 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who's better Germany or Poland 9 months ago 71 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that horses are way more advanced than humans Yes or No 9 months ago 97 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Is this statement true (Picture A) Yes or No 9 months ago 58 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better words of wisdom Kilt or Sporran 9 months ago 50 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Preferred fireworks to use during the New Year Biggest firework or This 9 months ago 74 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch a Energized power line or Guard rail with a energized power line on it 9 months ago 72 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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How many questions do you think I made yesterday less than ten or ten or more 9 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you smack me Yes or Nope 9 months ago 73 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Check your fridge... IT'S RUNNING or *Dies in explosion.* 9 months ago 60 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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You should check your fridge... *Checks fridge* or *Doesn't check fridge* 9 months ago 65 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Deeper thought Airplanes and subs or Subway Subway 9 months ago 52 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Picture A or Image B 9 months ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become A potato or Me 9 months ago 54 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you marry me Yes or No 9 months ago 65 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who would win Chuck Norris or Nokia 9 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should I shoot DK-GARAGE with my Caber Shooter 3000 AYE (Drawing Beyonder123 made for me) or NEIGH (No in horse) 9 months ago 49 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you want to make a cartoon about me? (Send picture or link if you drew one of me) Please? Yes (Manw was nice and made one of me for a Christmas present) or No 9 months ago 54 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Image A or Image B 9 months ago 41 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How busy do you think I am Very busy or Not that busy 9 months ago 67 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Dumped or Recycled 9 months ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Noob tube or Javelin 9 months ago 60 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More likely true Pyramid Earth or Cookie Earth 9 months ago 81 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would you do if you open your door and see me just standing there *Comment* or *No comment* 9 months ago 58 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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More ironic way to die Drowning at a lifeguards party or Actually having a heart attack when you are acting one for a movie 9 months ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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49%
Left or right Right or Left 9 months ago 67 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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30
Would you rather die from Me (head shot off by my Caber Shooter 3000) or Human (painful death) 9 months ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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50%
How would you react when you see Scottish Santa at your door Be nice to him and let him in or Slam the door in his face 9 months ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather deal with Dust from a floor sweeper or Road of Death 9 months ago 44 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Touch 120 volts with metal fork or 23 kV with a stick 9 months ago 67 votes 15 comments 0 likes
60%
40%
Better prank Nuking Japan and saying ït´s just a prank bro!¨ or Killing 11 million people asking them if they want to take a shower 9 months ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
62%
38
More ironic Snowman on fire or RMS Titanic 9 months ago 77 votes 2 comments 0 likes
20
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Would you rather be a Bucket truck or Crane 9 months ago 56 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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33
Would you rather kiss Me underneath the mistletoe or Justin Beiber underneath the mistletoe 9 months ago 60 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Worse thing to happen when setting up a Christmas tree Randomly bursts into flames/explodes or Tree falls down on you and kills you 9 months ago 70 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you have your Christmas tree up yet Yes or No 9 months ago 88 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Are you ready for rapid fired questions Yes or Nope 9 months ago 63 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How would you want to die A-10 Warthog or Violent explosion 9 months ago 57 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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39
Where would you rather be during a lightning storm Top of a mountain (highest point) or In a ocean (salt water) (also highest point) 9 months ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better then being f*cking English! 4 hours ago  
ME, NOT YOU! (Unless you have a secret that I should(n't) know. 4 hours ago  
*Ketchups myself.* 7 hours ago +1
Toss them overboard even if they look at you. 1 day ago +2
Whiskey. 1 day ago  
Toasty! 1 day ago  
F*ck you anyway. 1 day ago  
Both. 1 day ago  
Are you trying to p*ss me off? Because I'm very f*cking p*ssed right f*cking now. 2 days ago  
I wear your mother's lipstick underneath it. 2 days ago  
Well f*ck... forgot to put my tornado on a leash again! 2 days ago +1
I need to send you a package. 2 days ago  
Suck my Scottish horse c*ck. 2 days ago  
F*CK OFF WITH THIS SHIT! 2 days ago +2
What postage address do you live on? 2 days ago +1
Not if your a girl. 2 days ago +1
Say somethin' afair Ah break yer coopon. 2 days ago  
Damn, I left my human in the oven... again. 2 days ago +1
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c6/0f/47/c60f473259c8a840b9adb41d3d37f7fa.jpg 2 days ago  
Bonjour! 2 days ago  
It's wrong using Apple. 3 days ago +2
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/apple-maps-car.jpg 3 days ago +1
Lol. 3 days ago  
Title? 3 days ago  
Osama would still be alive 3 days ago  
Have you seen my balls?' 3 days ago  
*Gives you large horse hugs and kisses.* 3 days ago  
*Kilts you.* 3 days ago  
I say F*CK YOU TO THAT! 3 days ago  
Never knew they had them. 3 days ago  
No need to kill memes. 3 days ago  
F*CK YOU!!! 3 days ago  
William Wallace. 3 days ago  
Thank you! 4 days ago  
Says the guy who is binary! 4 days ago  
I knew there was a reason why I loved you! 4 days ago  
At least $20 for fabric, $20 for making it, and whatever shipping and handling is. 4 days ago  
A donut.] 4 days ago  
Thank you! 4 days ago  
Is there something wrong? 4 days ago  
F*CL AMERICA! 5 days ago  
Oh, they are, they kilt me already. 5 days ago  
Aye hope ya get kilt! 5 days ago  
Me. 5 days ago +1
Because I'm a horse. 5 days ago  
Why not? 5 days ago  
Was that a pun? 5 days ago  
Damn you! 6 days ago  
But I'm a horse... 6 days ago  
I'd eat myself.. 6 days ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 6 days ago  
GUTEN TAG!!! 6 days ago +4
Only because I would be riding a floor sweeper! 6 days ago  
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5f8b9cd1581ceb904d88c221d361fec7/tumblr_inline_n3eqsweqj71rbrja2.gif 1 week ago  
Trump? 1 week ago +1
Whoever voted from the UK must be from England! 1 week ago  
You sure? 1 week ago  
Horse.... 1 week ago  
What? 1 week ago  
AYE!!! 1 week ago +1
Tried with the title. I recommend downloading it as a MP4 and sending it to my email: [email protected] 1 week ago  
Holy sh*t, I do! 1 week ago  
Don't say that about yourself! 1 week ago  
*Dies, respawns and gives you a hug.* 1 week ago  
*Pokes you with a stick.* 1 week ago +1
Been doing this since I was born... 1 week ago  
Can't really remember the names.. I think one of them was some type of chicken chili. 1 week ago  
The "ALLUHA AKBAR" kind. 1 week ago  
They're good to me! 1 week ago  
*Kill's you with a spoonful of haggis.* 1 week ago  
No, you die. 1 week ago  
How do you grammar? It's nuclear bagpipes. 1 week ago +1
There are two people in option B. One is a retard, the other is a bagpiper. 1 week ago +1
Hark when the night is falling Hear! Hear the pipes are calling, Loudly and proudly calling, Down thro' the glen. There where the hills are sleeping, Now feel the blood a-leaping, High as the spirits of the old Highland men. Towering in gallant fame, Scotland my mountain hame, High may your proud standards gloriously wave, Land of my high endeavour, Land of the shining river, Land of my heart for ever, Scotland the brave. 1 week ago +1
Misclicked 1 week ago  
Never seen the place, even on a map. That's a wee wee island! 1 week ago  
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!! 1 week ago  
Shame on you! 1 week ago  
Less light. 1 week ago  
Ever had MREs? 1 week ago  
F*CK OFF YOU BRITISH B*STARDS! 2 weeks ago  
And Scotland the Brave. 2 weeks ago  
Someone is mad. Maybe we should change it to some bagpipe music! 2 weeks ago  
I just used lyrics to show meaning to it. 2 weeks ago  
You could just use the tune. 2 weeks ago  
*Respawns.* 2 weeks ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!!!!!! 2 weeks ago  
NAE! 2 weeks ago  
Mine has both a haggis and bagpipe port... 2 weeks ago  
Of course you f*cking do! 2 weeks ago  
If it neighs like a horse, walks like a horse, and snores like a horse... it's probably a horse. 2 weeks ago  
AYE! 2 weeks ago  
NO 100% 2 weeks ago  
NO 100%! 2 weeks ago  
In that case, I can't do it. 2 weeks ago +1
Good boy! 2 weeks ago  
Yes and no. 2 weeks ago  
I can wait till it goes away. 2 weeks ago  
Yes you do. 2 weeks ago  
And? 2 weeks ago  
F*ck off! 2 weeks ago  
Yup, and? 2 weeks ago  
I'm half ginger... 2 weeks ago  
But I don't have toes... 2 weeks ago  
https://i.redd.it/oi3h07e8fmpx.jpg 2 weeks ago  
Misclicked, Sell it. 2 weeks ago  
Don't you dare say that again. 2 weeks ago +1
Musta is my waifu. 2 weeks ago  
Tree horse 2 weeks ago  
Burrowing horse. 2 weeks ago  
Cave horse 2 weeks ago  
Misclicked, WASN'T F*CKING PAYING ATTENTION! 2 weeks ago  
Lol. 2 weeks ago  
But I'm not a human... 2 weeks ago  
I thought that loved my big hairy ears! 3 weeks ago  
Never trust witches. 3 weeks ago  
Does Scottish count? 3 weeks ago  
Mainly because I can't carve pumpkins with bagpipes. 3 weeks ago  
NO F*CKING TAXES! 3 weeks ago  
Have you seen my ass? 3 weeks ago +1
I'll just respawn. 3 weeks ago +1
"Hi, can you PUT MY F*CKING BRAIN BACK PLEASE! 3 weeks ago  
I'd hit it! 3 weeks ago  
My family is f*cked up in weird ways. 3 weeks ago  
Title? 3 weeks ago  
I WANT F*CKING BOTH YA BLOODY BASTARD! 3 weeks ago  
Basically all the current people unless they sing country music. 3 weeks ago  
There's no such thing as quiet bagpipes! 3 weeks ago +3
At least you don't get farted on. 3 weeks ago +1
*Dies from horse overload.* *Comes back to life.* *Repeats forever.* 3 weeks ago  
Ponies tend to be more scarier... 3 weeks ago  
Scotland 3 weeks ago  
Methane explosion waiting to happen. 4 weeks ago  
You said person, not horse! 4 weeks ago  
Just wanted to be sure. How is it in Ireland right now? 4 weeks ago  
*Smokes it and become a high Scottish horse.* 4 weeks ago  
In a good or bad way. 4 weeks ago  
F*CK OFF WILL YA! I AIN'T GIVING UP MY HAGGIS OR MY BAGPIPES!!! 4 weeks ago  
Thank you! 4 weeks ago  
I watched it about 50 times already. 4 weeks ago  
Watch it again! 4 weeks ago  
So I live for myself! 1 month ago  
I'll lose my temper in .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. 1 month ago  
*Kills every f*cking thing, even stuff that can't be killed.* 1 month ago  
*Kill's Satan for no reason.* 1 month ago  
Title? 1 month ago  
*Throws myself at you and both of us go off a cliff.* 1 month ago  
Then DON'T F*CKING JUMP OFF A CLIFF! 1 month ago  
F*CK OFF! 1 month ago +4
That's awesome! I would do the same thing, seeing that some of the jobs that I want to do require having taken certain classes. 1 month ago  
*Gives you huge horse hugs and kisses.* 1 month ago  
What do you do? 1 month ago  
How have you been since I was gone? 1 month ago  
I wish everyone was. 1 month ago +1
All of them! 1 month ago  
How much? 1 month ago  
You know it's not Scotch whiskey when it's f*cking cheap! 1 month ago  
HEIL CRAZY HORSE! 1 month ago +1
You'd hear nothing but beeps from me. 1 month ago +1
*Eats both.* 1 month ago  
Does f*cking bagpipes count? 1 month ago +2
Scotland. 1 month ago  
You don't need to lie to me. 1 month ago  
Bagpipes, kilts, and haggis. 1 month ago  
Just make sure you're not p*ssing off any mares. 1 month ago  
FECK OOF! 1 month ago  
Only played on the bagpipes. 1 month ago  
I'll give you a set of pipes, a kilt and some haggis for some LSD. 1 month ago  
Agree. 1 month ago  
Thank you! 1 month ago  
*Eats carrots.* 1 month ago  
HAGGIS! 1 month ago  
*Breaks your face with haggis.* 1 month ago  
See you in a few months! 3 months ago  
I will miss you... (Just want to point our that I read it in my mind and it sounded like Jack from Titanic.) 3 months ago +1
Baby. 3 months ago  
That's what you get for living in England. 3 months ago  
My life.... *Makes spooky horse noises.* 3 months ago  
Yes, I know you're going to miss me! 3 months ago  
No, just no. 3 months ago  
Will do! FIRE IN THE HOLE! *Throws napalm caber at cutecapybara90.) 3 months ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPNlHxM1_xEZfyEgQ3pOWuQ 3 months ago  
Misclicked. 3 months ago  
There are way too many people that ride on crotch rockets! 3 months ago  
At someone's face. 3 months ago  
Already have one! Not the best videos, but at least they're videos! 3 months ago  
You get out two days before I do! 3 months ago  
Once again, I can't. 3 months ago  
Horses, donkeys, same thing. 3 months ago  
NAE! 3 months ago  
Lol. I tried so many times... but my gravestone clearly says that I have way too many deaths... I just can't die. 3 months ago  
NAE JOBBY! 3 months ago  
That should work, because I can get emails on my phone as text messages! (I go to high school... two more years of post grad and I'm out!) 3 months ago  
Killing everyone.... and nuking Japan because history repeats itself 3 months ago  
Musta. 3 months ago  
The last thing I need right now is a destroyed barn because of me spooking! 3 months ago  
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81621733/no-100-for-you.jpg 4 months ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 4 months ago  
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Scotland. 4 months ago  
Dead. 4 months ago  
You f*cking b*tch! I was going to say that! 4 months ago  
Scottish. 4 months ago  
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/300x300/81621733/no-100-for-you.jpg 4 months ago  
Tartan. 4 months ago  
Creepy ass people.... way worse than bronies. 4 months ago  
Less pain. 4 months ago  
Gummy bumblebees. 4 months ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 4 months ago  
Inside. 4 months ago  
F*CKING CHRIST! 4 months ago  
Raise all sourts of hell. 4 months ago  
Encourage it. 4 months ago  
Spongebob has both. 4 months ago  
Scotland. 4 months ago  
With Scotch Whiskey. 4 months ago  
I didn't see that it was for girls only........... needless to say............ It's true for me............. 4 months ago  
*Fire truck noises intensifies.* 4 months ago  
Happens every now and then. 4 months ago  
So many f*cking times.... they never manage to avoid my fat ass! 4 months ago  
We need to get a Scotland up there ASAP! 4 months ago  
England used to be badass... but now they're just bad. 4 months ago  
You can't zoom on a age restriction. 4 months ago  
Pokemon is a f*cking ripoff. 4 months ago +1
Two times... Titanic, and Braveheart. 4 months ago  
Why 124MPH though?! 4 months ago  
Scotland. 4 months ago  
Never said real poop.... or how much... or if you can mix it... SO MANY F*CKING LOOPHOLES! 4 months ago  
GUTEN TAG! *Insert Reichtangle.* 4 months ago  
Misclicked. 4 months ago  
I'm gonna be the chaotic neutral if anything. 4 months ago  
Sean Connery or Mel Gibson. 4 months ago  
I believe that it came out about the same time as the app. But you can't post photos or videos when you are using a computer. 4 months ago  
You still going to school? 4 months ago  
I could easily see why you said that. He's a fat b*astard. 4 months ago  
Talking to him or saying it for the caption? 4 months ago  
Nope. Not doing that. 4 months ago  
Nope. Not doing that one. 4 months ago  
And they do it now in Scotland! 4 months ago  
I thought you were a waffle... 4 months ago  
School, England, the U.S., Mexico, prison... my ass... 4 months ago  
Technically, you can manipulate heat by using light... 4 months ago  
I'm not going for three tons! 4 months ago  
Should of known that someone was going to say it. 4 months ago +1
I HATE YOU! 4 months ago  
Both of them are nothing compared to Scotland. 4 months ago  
I don't want to sound like two transformers f*cking. 4 months ago  
Lightning kills. 4 months ago  
Both are the same. 4 months ago  
It's impossible for me. I'm Scottish and always p*ssed! 4 months ago  
Misclicked. GOODBYE HUMANS! YOU WILL NOT BE F*CKING MISSED! 4 months ago  
*Cues Jaws theme.* 4 months ago  
Especially when they are wearing kilts! 4 months ago  
Oh, forgot about that. That won;t work either. The phone I have is a flip phone, so I won't be able to do that. I use Instagram on the ChromeBook. 4 months ago  
F*CK FINAL DESTINATION! Can't remember which one it was, where they were driving behind a lumber truck, when all the wood fell off and decapitated someone... but after seeing that sh*t, I always got scared as sh*t whenever I was behind one of them! 4 months ago  
I know! Want my cell phone number? 4 months ago  
DAMN IT CARL! 4 months ago  
.00000001 seconds ago. 4 months ago  
"THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER OUR JUULS!" 4 months ago  
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING! 4 months ago  
"Do you want to know how got these scars?" 4 months ago  
Ohhh...... then the previous owners must have tried to f*ck it! 4 months ago  
No, most schools would have them. I think it was only this year that they were given out (2017-2018). 4 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpZiPZwwXhM&t=11s&ibss=1 4 months ago  
It's when a male bagpiper and a female bagpiper loves each other very much... 4 months ago  
I'll be back before you know it! 4 months ago  
Let me guess, you tried to f*ck it, didn't you? 4 months ago  
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* Don't worry, I'll be back soon! 4 months ago  
I have no choice. I may be able to go on the PS4, but I'm not too sure it'll work like it does on the ChromeBook. 4 months ago  
NO! 4 months ago  
WHAT'S THE F*CKING TITLE?! 4 months ago  
There we go! I actually saw a video of a guy playing a harmonica and he has a balloon that was filled with air and attached it to one of the note holes for the "drone". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaAPPf1sOsY Al Simmons — Scotland The Brave 4 months ago  
More Scottish. 4 months ago  
We can raise hell. 4 months ago  
Go to Scotland. 4 months ago +1
Scots have two emotions... drunk and angry... usually at the same time... 4 months ago  
Yup... But you gotta go to Scotland so you know your getting the real stuff. 4 months ago  
Yeah I know. 4 months ago  
Hmmm.... William Wallace... Crazy Horse... Fat Old Scottish Stallion... 4 months ago  
*TYPING WITH HOOVES INTENSIFIES!!!* 4 months ago  
They have pills for migraines. 4 months ago  
In your mouth. 4 months ago  
Please tell me that you got the joke... 4 months ago +1
That won't work because she wouldn't yell, she'd just come and f*cking strangle you. 4 months ago  
RIOT LIKE A MOTHERF*CKER! 4 months ago  
But I prefer the term one-zero-zeroed... 4 months ago +1
Because he doesn't know that I'll come back to life. 4 months ago +1
Don't have discord. 4 months ago  
You're uglier than yourself. 4 months ago  
Nothing's wrong with a grey mane and the smell of old horse! 4 months ago  
SHUT TH' BUCK UP AWREDDY, NAE A BODY WANTS TAE SEE YER FECKIN' ANKLES! 4 months ago  
Only when I'm allowed to use you as a cannonball. 4 months ago  
No one shall get away with killing me! 4 months ago +2
Only when I'm allowed to use you as a cannonball. 4 months ago  
Scotland... 4 months ago  
Mexican jumping beans... 4 months ago  
F*CK! 4 months ago  
WE ARENAE RELATED TAE TH' BRITISH AT AW. NOO GANG JUMP AFF A DAMN BEN AN' HINK AY WHIT YE SAID! 4 months ago  
Only time I'll take a needle to the arm... or ass... 4 months ago  
Scotland. 4 months ago  
F*CK THE BRITISH! 4 months ago  
F*CK THE IRISH! 4 months ago  
Less Mexico... 4 months ago +2
Aye! 4 months ago  
Safer? You still die. 4 months ago  
I know A isn't safe, but it's very awesome... 4 months ago  
B is bigger than A... 4 months ago  
More cousins for me! 4 months ago  
If I go down, YOU'RE COMING WITH BE! 4 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH! 4 months ago  
They won't be looking for horses in the first place... 4 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijDKbqobmuE The Chainsmokers - Closer | Scotland the Brave | Bagpipe Cover ( Must Watch!) 4 months ago  
Unless you're a redneck that believes in incest! 4 months ago +1
Depends on where it comes from. 4 months ago  
Because we're letting them do all the hard work while we are sitting around doing nothing. 4 months ago  
No one shall have a 100% question! 4 months ago  
Rid rid of stupid f*cks faster that way. 4 months ago  
SCOTLAND FOREVER! 4 months ago  
Good. 4 months ago  
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DerpQzkVQAA8hTZ.jpg 4 months ago  
A Scottish Crazy Horse to be precise! 4 months ago  
You mean crazy? 4 months ago  
Because ALBA GU BRATH! 4 months ago  
AYE! 4 months ago  
I may be a old Scottish Crazy Horse, but even my inner colt comes out! 4 months ago +1
Nae. 4 months ago  
After punching him/her in the face. 4 months ago  
He wouldn't even need to drag me to Hell. I'd come with him and help him. 4 months ago  
Can't be stupid as an invisible traffic light doesn't exist! 4 months ago  
Pineapple is good. 4 months ago  
I don't give a sh*t about Connecticut, but WHIT TH´ BUCK DID YE SAY ABIT SCOOTLAND? I'LL BEAT YER CREASE WI' A FECKIN' CABER! AN' IF WILLIAM WALLACE WAS HAUR NOO, BUT NAE ONLY WOODS SCOOTLAND HAE INDEPENDENCE, BUT AW AY ENGLAIN WILL BE BURNED TAE TH' GRIN! 4 months ago +1
Myself. 4 months ago  
Can't get rid of the pipes, description already told you that! 4 months ago  
Aye! 4 months ago  
*Joins them.* 4 months ago  
If you get away, you can't get arrested. 4 months ago +2
less than 1 second. 4 months ago +1
BUCK AFF YE BLUDY AMERICAN DOBBER! 4 months ago  
Never wore shoes in the first place. 4 months ago  
BURN IT TO HELL! 4 months ago  
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/056/841/eb9.gif 4 months ago +1
And at the same time, get rid of all the idiots. 4 months ago  
I do it all the time... 4 months ago  
What's 9+10? 4 months ago  
AIDs or a small stomach ache? 4 months ago +1
Dae ye want me tae bash yer coopon in wi' a caber, coz that's hoo ye gie bashed in th' coopon wi' a caber! 4 months ago  
And yell "ALBA GU BRATH" as loud as I can using 100 megaphones... in front of the White House... While waving the Saltire... and having someone play the pipes... Then go home and eat some haggis... then fall asleep on my haybed. 4 months ago  
Don't believe everything on the internet... 4 months ago  
That's a movie... and I can easily f*ck sh*t up anyway. 4 months ago  
Dolls can't kill. 4 months ago  
AYE! 4 months ago  
A is basically signing you own death warrent. 4 months ago  
You mean sporran? 4 months ago  
Tois questions: fa th' buck ur ye? an', dae ye loch th' soothin' soond ay bags in th' morn? 4 months ago  
*Plays "My Heart Will Go On" on the bagpipes.* 4 months ago  
Never knew that... (Talking about Coke and milk). 4 months ago  
What Musta said. 4 months ago  
That's not mixing two things together. 4 months ago  
Soda and milk. 4 months ago  
*Bites your face off.* 4 months ago  
AYE! 4 months ago  
Drown it then! 4 months ago  
Bagpipes.... 4 months ago  
Burn it with fire. 4 months ago  
We're working on that again... 4 months ago  
Fat. 4 months ago  
Ah want tae see mah enemies... sae Ah can bash them wi' a caber! 4 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 months ago  
GIE TH' BUCK IT AY HAUR AFAIR AH HAE YE HANGED, DRAWN AN' QUARTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 months ago  
HAGGIS! 4 months ago  
*All countries except for Scotland disappear.* 4 months ago  
We need to start another section... or private messaging. 4 months ago  
No. 4 months ago  
Nae! 4 months ago  
Draw me like one of your Scottish Stallions! 4 months ago  
Trolololololo! 4 months ago  
Lol. It's banned in the U.S. for FDA reasons. 4 months ago  
I watched that scene too many times. 4 months ago +1
It has sheep heart, liver and lungs in it, just to let you know... 4 months ago  
And we can go see the pipers and have awesome food (You don't need to eat the haggis...). 4 months ago  
Haggis... with gravy on it. 4 months ago  
Yell "ALBA GU BRATH" and he'll go running. 4 months ago  
Oh. 4 months ago  
No. 4 months ago  
Ok... 4 months ago  
I'm not going down with a bunch of seamen. 4 months ago  
Sometimes even a Crazy Scottish Horse needs a Krakish. 4 months ago +1
*Snuggles with you.* Maybe we can go to Scotland some day and see all the nice landscapes. 4 months ago  
We're the same species... ALBA GU BRATH!!! 4 months ago  
I know... but it'll be more scarier... 4 months ago  
Then why do you live in England? 4 months ago  
You mean vet? 4 months ago  
Jessica ALBA GU BRATH??? 4 months ago  
HELL TO THE F*CKING NO TO A! 4 months ago  
I never knew you were a cavewoman. 4 months ago  
Devil, Satan, Lucifer, Demon, Sadist, etc... all at the same time... 4 months ago +1
A smells fishy. 4 months ago  
I don't know... I may have killed him with that rusty haggis... 4 months ago  
If you're wondering where I have been, I was at my grandmothers house, and she didn't have WiFi. 4 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH! 4 months ago  
Good boy! 4 months ago  
No. Now go to Hell and play the triangle! 4 months ago  
Yes... and I have three words for your fellow Prince Harry: ALBA GU BRATH!!! 4 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH! 4 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 4 months ago  
... 4 months ago  
I'll put some WD-40 on it. 4 months ago  
I prefer the term "stable". 4 months ago  
I got the haggis... on a stick, ON A STEEK... I'll send it to you later... 4 months ago  
It's better than Wales. 4 months ago  
Oh yes we do. 4 months ago  
Nope, just like watching you... 4 months ago +1
Gives me an excuse to be paid. 4 months ago +1
More drums. 4 months ago  
I'm a walking furnace. 4 months ago  
Same with you. 4 months ago  
*Smacks Manw for no reason with a rusty haggis.* 4 months ago  
I don't have feelings anyway... 4 months ago  
That's not intel. That's just creepy... 4 months ago  
No, I'm a horse... 4 months ago  
You risked getting nuked just so you can see my d*ck? 4 months ago  
This is a US topic... We don't need Englishwomen here right now. 4 months ago  
Gie th' buck it afair Ah beat ye wi' a rusty haggis! 4 months ago  
At least you didn't get hit. 4 months ago  
THAT'S MY NATIONAL ANIMAL! 4 months ago  
Liberals are just as annoying as they are stupid... 4 months ago  
Smart ass. 4 months ago  
No, giving birth to me while in the US... 4 months ago  
'En wa did ye e'en answer th' question? 4 months ago  
GET THE F*CK OUT NOT! 4 months ago  
Safety reasons. 4 months ago  
How would you know... 4 months ago +1
Just throw some azidoazide azide on me and you're all set... (Want some horse meat on that azidoazide azide?) 4 months ago  
How? 4 months ago  
Good. But yesterday was hell because of a severe thunderstorm. North of my state got hit by a tornado. And I almost got struck by lightning... 4 months ago  
No. Talking about the lightning bolt that killed her. 4 months ago  
And not in a good way. 4 months ago  
No sh*t, you just p*ssed off a Scottish Stallion. 4 months ago  
Not as much as B. 4 months ago  
Hi! 4 months ago +1
Only time where "Burn it to Hell" is an option. 4 months ago  
Waiting for GoldenMoon78... 5 months ago  
I'll start on the top again. 5 months ago  
Fire tornadoes. 5 months ago  
Hell! I wouldn't even f*cking remember him... or my own name! 5 months ago  
Title? 5 months ago  
Thank you! *Gives you a horse hug.* 5 months ago  
We all know what Gary Gilmore said... JIST FECKIN' DAE IT! 5 months ago  
Draw it. Haggis on a stick on a STEEK! 5 months ago  
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm f*cking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding... Some horse was going to do it. 5 months ago +1
We need to start a new comment chain. 5 months ago  
On a STEEK! 5 months ago +1
Your inner demon is saying different. 5 months ago  
Be warned. I will always win. 5 months ago  
Yup! 5 months ago  
*Whacks you on the head with bagpipes.* 5 months ago  
The men get it too! 5 months ago  
*Gives you huge horse hugs and kisses.* 5 months ago  
They're coming from a old horse. That's why. 5 months ago  
As old as a old horse. 5 months ago  
19. 5 months ago  
*Dies.* Fine you win. 5 months ago  
Fine. *Falls asleep halfway before I get to my stable.* 5 months ago  
That's when sh*t gets real. 5 months ago +1
*Breaks your face with a caber.* 5 months ago +2
More colorful! Just like the sweetheart that you are! 5 months ago  
Yeah, tends to happen when you hear bagpipe drones. 5 months ago  
You're in for a painful death. 5 months ago  
The woods, yes. The people... not so much. 5 months ago  
That wasn't the answer I was looking for. 5 months ago  
Whit did Ah dae tae p*ss ye aff noo?! 5 months ago  
But painful if felt. 5 months ago  
No. 5 months ago  
Way better. 5 months ago  
By throwing haggis at Donald Trump. 5 months ago +1
Harder to move... Aka stubborn as f*ck. 5 months ago  
Listen, I have a gravestone that can't even count the amount of deaths that I dealt with, you think that you can easily kill me? Hink again, ye cannae gie rid ay th' auld an' fat Scottish Stallion! It's impossible! Ye shaa hear th' sweit an' neverendin' soond ay bags! 5 months ago  
Know the frequency without searching it up? 5 months ago  
*Plays the bagpipes.* 5 months ago +1
*Snores.* 5 months ago  
I thought that you were going to say something involving me... and if any of you want to be crazy... just ask me and I'll mentally f*ck you in the head. 5 months ago  
Nothing's too sweet! 5 months ago +1
More frying pans. 5 months ago  
Oh Horse! 5 months ago  
*Sneaks up behind you and strangles you with an old set of bagpipes.* 5 months ago  
AND BOI! WE HAVE 118 ELEMENTS! 5 months ago +1
We have enough seasons. 5 months ago  
PIZZA PIZZA!!! 5 months ago  
*Stabs you in the face with an old set of bagpipes.* 5 months ago  
Glasgow... 5 months ago  
You and your desire to be crazy like me. 5 months ago  
I'll make it so it can only play bagpipe music and give literally everyone a Scottish accent... I shall name it the AhPhain! 5 months ago  
YAHOO F*CKED ME OVER ON SO MANY LEVELS! 5 months ago +1
*Falls asleep on your lap.* 5 months ago  
Only if they play Dixie on the bagpipes! 5 months ago +1
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