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Mercuryel (user #2730) Gold MedalSuper Star

Mercuryel has submitted to following questions to the site:

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  Who is better? Bill Hicks or George Carlin

Mercuryel has posted the following comments:

• +18
  Are people f*cking retarded on this site?
• +8
  I couldn't decide. Can I choose both?
• +5
  I crap myself all the time anyway.
• Uncharted is sh!t.
• +1
  Are people stupid? Sprite tastes horrible.
• I'm not even a hunter but the answer is obvious.
• +3
  They're both idiots.
• +1
  An obvious answer.
• +1
  I don't want to be rid of either.
• +1
  In real life villians always win.
• Between waking up in some unknown place with a headache or thinking about the universe? It's so obvious.
• They're both quite badass. I for one cant decide.
• I don't watch TV any way, it just poisons the mind.
• +3
  These are completely different things. The first option relates to how everything began and the second as to how we came about.
• People are so f*cking stupid. HUR DUR ILL PLAY THE SAME GAME I PLAYED LAST YEAR BUT WITH A DIFFERENT NAME HURR
• P*ssies aren't gambling.
• +3
  They both sound so fun, it was so hard to chose.
• Monk is the obvious answer.
• +2
  What f*ggot would choose Fallout Boy over Sinatra?
• +1
  Chrome = hipster trash.
• Atleast Swift is a bro.
• +1
  It's spelled intelligence.
• Exactly.
• I can still stick it in her pooper. I don't quite consider it sex.
• My hero.
• +4
  Wow people are brainwashed by the neon lights.
• Carl Sagan was a loving person and loved science. Jesus was a loving person and went around spreading love. It was a hard choice but I choose Sagan.
• +1
  I would love direct democracy but corporations and government would have to stop the brainwashing and allow an educated public.
• Lamentation turns me on. So kill yourself Kieth.
• You're deluded.
• +1
  I have a foot fetish and your foot is f*cking disgusting looking.
• I love Grateful Dead but I love Pink Floyd more. It's my favorite band of all time.
• +1
  Lung cancer? It's weed not cigarettes.
• Go insane by seeing a ghost? What?
• +1
  Yourself.
• +1
  It was a hard choice. So I chose the one that requires less effort on my part.
• What does it matter?
• Burning IS the worst way to die. Drowning you dont feel a thing, you just slip away.
• They're both tasteless idiots.
• And what would be the purpose of having octopus arms?
• +2
  You seemed to click the incorrect answer you materialist assh*le.
• umad
• Bear Grylls mode.
• It would be so goddamned exciting!
• Oh god. F*cking really people? R AND F*CKING B!?
• +1
  Hmmm the same game I palyec last year, and the year before, and the year before, OR a game that actually adds something each sequel? Hard f*cking choice.
• You're so damned insecure about your sexuality aren't you?
• EUGENICS! THE ANSWER!
• +2
  Jeff seems like a fun guy.
• +27
  I hated this question.
• They're both controlled by the same people.
• I already draw fur. No shame in this.
• +1
  The pictures are reversed.
• Good point, but when I hear "raped by a giant scorpion." (although I know it doesn't work this way.) I imagine the stinger penetrating the victim being raped.
• +1
  It's completely hilarious, the both of them.
• You can sign into sites with facebook? Good thing I don't have one.
• This makes me moist.
• Exodus 20:13 Sorry but you're gonig to hell if you kill yourself, you won't have time to repent because you'll be dead.
• See your reflection through others.
• +6
  Sure man, you know you want it.
• This is my fetish.
• +1
  You love head don't you?
• +10
  YOU REALLY LOVE GIVING HEAD.
• People are stupid.
• +3
  Theyre both really good, the person who made this doesn't like good food.
• It's a way for them to feel superior and more righteous than everyone else, while in reality it just makes them look like a jackass.
• Sounds exciting!
• Thats illegal and easily caught.
• I did too, I thought it said would you rather eat..
• You could indirectly help people with the one on the left. You kill evil people like Rockefeller and Santorum.
• I was bullied. It isn't so bas after a while, if you don't react too much they stop.
• Meth is a good drug in small amounts. It helps you produce, alcohol does nothing.
• Lol
• +5
  They're both sh*t.
• +1
  Dave Grohl project? Who the f*ck is Dave Grohl?
• Hitler was a hero.
• Facebook is sh*t anyway.
• Is that a f*cking question?
• +1
  Anyone who supports invisible children is a facist war-monger.
• Crazy are the most fun. The hot thing is just a bonus.
• Well judging by the results some people disagree with you.
• +1
  Tutors don't increase intelligence you f*ckwit.
• +1
  They both suck.
• +1
  School doesn't increase intelligence.
• Sure you are.
• You do realise alcohol is a drug right?
• If you're healthy then why did you choose alcohol?
• Blue eye master race.
• +3
  People are so insecure.
• My mind wouldn't be as cloudy.
• +1
  Also it's a better movie. Avatar was so goddamned boring.
• I say cunt anyway.
• +3
  They both look like idiots.
• This question wasn't thought out.
• +1
  I ahve never heard of plants vs zombies but I will play anything over CoD.
• +1
  I dont get it.
• +1
  Only bimbos use fake nails.
• +2
  Not all terrorists are muslim you racist.
• You know how we treat animals? Thats right we treat them like animals. If aliens are super smart they'll treat us the same way we treat any other animal.
• I think you're uninformed.
• What about that recent virus that infected almost half of them?
• +2
  I used to live in Philly and I ahve been to Boston and Philly is far superior.
• +1
  I'm not an asshole.
• Just once? Okay then.
• HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
• +1
  I have no crush.
• toilet paper looks beastly good if you know how to do it
• +2
  I'm not a jew.
• +1
  DMT DOPAMINE ADRENALINE LETS GO!
• She has no ass...
• +2
  Having fun.
• Where is the I don't know option?
• You must not listen to many comedians I can't name any fat or ugly American comedians.
• Nerds and emos? I ahve never seen any legitimate nerds wear those glasses. Only pretentious hipsters.
• Really?
• +1
  Are you f*cking stupid?
• Don't be a b*tch.
• Team?
• Depends on how long its been dead.
• +1
  Brazilians are disgusting.
• +4
  I CAN EAT GUNS HUEHUEHUEHUE
• We would consider aliens gods if they were smart enough to get here.