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So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he'd paid attention to the sun and thought he'd figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he'd be back to the small town he'd gotten gas in last. He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So, he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication later, brings an umbrella he'd had in the back of the SUV with him to give him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the direction he thinks is right. He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst. He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark. By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures he's been walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours. That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the town. But he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills, and that'll be all he needs. As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things, he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights. Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars. He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like they're full of sand. He so thirsty that he can't even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He'd forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn't noticed it the night before because he'd been in his car. He knows the Rule of Threes - three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food - then you die. Some people can make it a little longer, in the best situations. But the desert heat and having to walk and sweat isn't the best situation to be without water. He figures, unless he finds water, this is his last day. He rinses his mouth out with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits a while after spitting that little bit out, to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in his mind? He's not sure. He'll go a little farther, and if he still doesn't find water, he'll try drinking some of the fluid. Then he has to face his next, harder question - which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way he was yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do. Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking. As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at that - when you stop sweating he knows that means you're in trouble - usually right before heat stroke. He decides that it's time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He can't wait any longer - if he passes out, he's dead. He stops in the shade of a large rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry and cracked throat that he doesn't even care about the nasty taste. He takes another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle. He figures that since he's drinking it, he might as well drink enough to make some difference and keep himself from passing out. He's quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him, it kills him - if he didn't drink it, he'd die anyway. Besides, he's pretty sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed to make you sick - their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up, if it comes to that. He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills, dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water. Sometimes he'll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds, lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. He's careful to stay away from the movements. After a while, he begins to stagger. He's not sure if it's fatigue, heat stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself, and keep going. After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUV - he remembers doing donuts in it. Or at least he thinks he remembers it - he's getting woozy enough and tired enough that he's not sure what he remembers any more or if he's hallucinating. But he thinks he remembers it. So he heads off into it, trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town. He was heading for a town, wasn't he? He thinks he was. He isn't sure any more. He's not even sure how long he's been walking any more. Is it still morning? Or has it moved into afternoon and the sun is going down again? It must be afternoon - it seems like it's been too long since he started out. He walks through the sand. After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesn't remember any dunes when driving over the sand in his SUV. Or at least he doesn't think he remembers any. This is bad. But, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures that he'll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from there that helps him find the town. He keeps going up the dune. Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third time, and falls to his knees. He doesn't feel like getting back up - he'll just fall down again. So, he keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees. While crawling, if his throat weren't so dry, he'd laugh. He's finally gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desert - crawling through the sand on his hands and knees. If would be the perfect image, he imagines, if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert in the cartoons always had ragged clothes. But his have lasted without any rips so far. Somebody will probably find his dessicated corpse half buried in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shape - shake the sand out, and a good wash, and they'd be wearable again. He wishes his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it hurts. He finally makes it to the top of the sand dune. Now that he's at the top, he struggles a little, but manages to stand up and look around. All he sees is sand. Sand, and more sand. Behind him, about a mile away, he thinks he sees the rocky ground he left to head into this sand. Ahead of him, more dunes, more sand. This isn't where he drove his SUV. This is Hell. Or close enough. Again, he doesn't know what to do. He decides to drink the rest of the wiper fluid while figuring it out. He takes out the bottle, and is removing the cap, when he glances to the side and sees something. Something in the sand. At the bottom of the dune, off to the side, he sees something strange. It's a flat area, in the sand. He stops taking the cap of the bottle off, and tries to look closer. The area seems to be circular. And it's dark - darker than the sand. And, there seems to be something in the middle of it, but he can't tell what it is. He looks as hard as he can, and still can tell from here. He's going to have to go down there and look. He puts the bottle back in his pocket, and starts to stumble down the dune. After a few steps, he realizes that he's in trouble - he's not going to be able to keep his balance. After a couple of more sliding, tottering steps, he falls and starts to roll down the dune. The sand it so hot when his body hits it that for a minute he thinks he's caught fire on the way down - like a movie car wreck flashing into flames as it goes over the cliff, before it ever even hits the ground. He closes his eyes and mouth, covers his face with his hands, and waits to stop rolling. He stops, at the bottom of the dune. After a minute or two, he finds enough energy to try to sit up and get the sand out of his face and clothes. When he clears his eyes enough, he looks around to make sure that the dark spot in the sand it still there and he hadn't just imagined it. So, seeing the large, flat, dark spot on the sand is still there, he begins to crawl towards it. He'd get up and walk towards it, but he doesn't seem to have the energy to get up and walk right now. He must be in the final stages of dehydration he figures, as he crawls. If this place in the sand doesn't have water, he'll likely never make it anywhere else. This is his last chance. He gets closer and closer, but still can't see what's in the middle of the dark area. His eyes won't quite focus any more for some reason. And lifting his head up to look takes so much effort that he gives up trying. He just keeps crawling. Finally, he reaches the area he'd seen from the dune. It takes him a minute of crawling on it before he realizes that he's no longer on sand - he's now crawling on some kind of dark stone. Stone with some kind of marking on it - a pattern cut into the stone. He's too tired to stand up and try to see what the pattern is - so he just keeps crawling. He crawls towards the center, where his blurry eyes still see something in the middle of the dark stone area. His mind, detached in a strange way, notes that either his hands and knees are so burnt by the sand that they no longer feel pain, or that this dark stone, in the middle of a burning desert with a pounding, punishing sun overhead, doesn't seem to be hot. It almost feels cool. He considers lying down on the nice cool surface. Cool, dark stone. Not a good sign. He must be hallucinating this. He's probably in the middle of a patch of sand, already lying face down and dying, and just imagining this whole thing. A desert mirage. Soon the beautiful women carrying pitchers of water will come up and start giving him a drink. Then he'll know he's gone. He decides against laying down on the cool stone. If he's going to die here in the middle of this hallucination, he at least wants to see what's in the center before he goes. He keeps crawling. It's the third time that he hears the voice before he realizes what he's hearing. He would swear that someone just said, "Greetings, traveler. You do not look well. Do you hear me?" He stops crawling. He tries to look up from where he is on his hands and knees, but it's too much effort to lift his head. So he tries something different - he leans back and tries to sit up on the stone. After a few seconds, he catches his balance, avoids falling on his face, sits up, and tries to focus his eyes. Blurry. He rubs his eyes with the back of his hands and tries again. Better this time. Yep. He can see. He's sitting in the middle of a large, flat, dark expanse of stone. Directly next to him, about three feet away, is a white post or pole about two inches in diameter and sticking up about four or five feet out of the stone, at an angle. And wrapped around this white rod, tail with rattle on it hovering and seeming to be ready to start rattling, is what must be a fifteen foot long desert diamondback rattlesnake, looking directly at him. He stares at the snake in shock. He doesn't have the energy to get up and run away. He doesn't even have the energy to crawl away. This is it, his final resting place. No matter what happens, he's not going to be able to move from this spot. Well, at least dying of a bite from this monster should be quicker than dying of thirst. He'll face his end like a man. He struggles to sit up a little straighter. The snake keeps watching him. He lifts one hand and waves it in the snake's direction, feebly. The snake watches the hand for a moment, then goes back to watching the man, looking into his eyes. Hmmm. Maybe the snake had no interest in biting him? It hadn't rattled yet - that was a good sign. Maybe he wasn't going to die of snake bite after all. He then remembers that he'd looked up when he'd reached the center here because he thought he'd heard a voice. He was still very woozy - he was likely to pass out soon, the sun still beat down on him even though he was now on cool stone. He still didn't have anything to drink. But maybe he had actually heard a voice. This stone didn't look natural. Nor did that white post sticking up out of the stone. Someone had to have built this. Maybe they were still nearby. Maybe that was who talked to him. Maybe this snake was even their pet, and that's why it wasn't biting. He tries to clear his throat to say, "Hello," but his throat is too dry. All that comes out is a coughing or wheezing sound. There is no way he's going to be able to talk without something to drink. He feels his pocket, and the bottle with the wiper fluid is still there. He shakily pulls the bottle out, almost losing his balance and falling on his back in the process. This isn't good. He doesn't have much time left, by his reckoning, before he passes out. He gets the lid off of the bottle, manages to get the bottle to his lips, and pours some of the fluid into his mouth. He sloshes it around, and then swallows it. He coughs a little. His throat feels better. Maybe he can talk now. He tries again. Ignoring the snake, he turns to look around him, hoping to spot the owner of this place, and croaks out, "Hello? Is there anyone here?" He hears, from his side, "Greetings. What is it that you want?" He turns his head, back towards the snake. That's where the sound had seemed to come from. The only thing he can think of is that there must be a speaker, hidden under the snake, or maybe built into that post. He decides to try asking for help. "Please," he croaks again, suddenly feeling dizzy, "I'd love to not be thirsty any more. I've been a long time without water. Can you help me?" Looking in the direction of the snake, hoping to see where the voice was coming from this time, he is shocked to see the snake rear back, open its mouth, and speak. He hears it say, as the dizziness overtakes him and he falls forward, face first on the stone, "Very well. Coming up." A piercing pain shoots through his shoulder. Suddenly he is awake. He sits up and grabs his shoulder, wincing at the throbbing pain. He's momentarily disoriented as he looks around, and then he remembers - the crawl across the sand, the dark area of stone, the snake. He sees the snake, still wrapped around the tilted white post, still looking at him. He reaches up and feels his shoulder, where it hurts. It feels slightly wet. He pulls his fingers away and looks at them - blood. He feels his shoulder again - his shirt has what feels like two holes in it - two puncture holes - they match up with the two aching spots of pain on his shoulder. He had been bitten. By the snake. "It'll feel better in a minute." He looks up - it's the snake talking. He hadn't dreamed it. Suddenly he notices - he's not dizzy any more. And more importantly, he's not thirsty any more - at all! "Have I died? Is this the afterlife? Why are you biting me in the afterlife?" "Sorry about that, but I had to bite you," says the snake. "That's the way I work. It all comes through the bite. Think of it as natural medicine." "You bit me to help me? Why aren't I thirsty any more? Did you give me a drink before you bit me? How did I drink enough while unconscious to not be thirsty any more? I haven't had a drink for over two days. Well, except for the windshield wiper fluid... hold it, how in the world does a snake talk? Are you real? Are you some sort of Disney animation?" "No," says the snake, "I'm real. As real as you or anyone is, anyway. I didn't give you a drink. I bit you. That's how it works - it's what I do. I bite. I don't have hands to give you a drink, even if I had water just sitting around here." The man sat stunned for a minute. Here he was, sitting in the middle of the desert on some strange stone that should be hot but wasn't, talking to a snake that could talk back and had just bitten him. And he felt better. Not great - he was still starving and exhausted, but much better - he was no longer thirsty. He had started to sweat again, but only slightly. He felt hot, in this sun, but it was starting to get lower in the sky, and the cool stone beneath him was a relief he could notice now that he was no longer dying of thirst. "I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your system with the next request," continued the snake. "I can guess why you drank it, but I'm not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty. It'll make you go blind in a day or two, if you drank enough of it." "Ummm, n-next request?" said the man. He put his hand back on his hurting shoulder and backed away from the snake a little. "That's the way it works. If you like, that is," explained the snake. "You get three requests. Call them wishes, if you wish." The snake grinned at his own joke, and the man drew back a little further from the show of fangs. "But there are rules," the snake continued. "The first request is free. The second requires an agreement of secrecy. The third requires the binding of responsibility." The snake looks at the man seriously. "By the way," the snake says suddenly, "my name is Nathan. Old Nathan, Samuel used to call me. He gave me the name. Before that, most of the Bound used to just call me 'Snake'. But that got old, and Samuel wouldn't stand for it. He said that anything that could talk needed a name. He was big into names. You can call me Nate, if you wish." Again, the snake grinned. "Sorry if I don't offer to shake, but I think you can understand - my shake sounds somewhat threatening." The snake give his rattle a little shake. "Umm, my name is Jack," said the man, trying to absorb all of this. "Jack Samson. "Can I ask you a question?" Jack says suddenly. "What happened to the poison...umm, in your bite. Why aren't I dying now? How did you do that? What do you mean by that's how you work?" "That's more than one question," grins Nate. "But I'll still try to answer all of them. First, yes, you can ask me a question." The snake's grin gets wider. "Second, the poison is in you. It changed you. You now no longer need to drink. That's what you asked for. Or, well, technically, you asked to not be thirsty any more - but 'any more' is such a vague term. I decided to make it permanent - now, as long as you live, you shouldn't need to drink much at all. Your body will conserve water very efficiently. You should be able to get enough just from the food you eat - much like a creature of the desert. You've been changed. "For the third question," Nate continues, "you are still dying. Besides the effects of that methanol in your system, you're a man - and men are mortal. In your current state, I give you no more than about another 50 years. Assuming you get out of this desert, alive, that is." Nate seemed vastly amused at his own humor, and continued his wide grin. "As for the fourth question," Nate said, looking more serious as far as Jack could tell, as Jack was just now working on his ability to read talking-snake emotions from snake facial features, "first you have to agree to make a second request and become bound by the secrecy, or I can't tell you." "Wait," joked Jack, "isn't this where you say you could tell me, but you'd have to kill me?" "I thought that was implied." Nate continued to look serious. "Ummm...yeah." Jack leaned back a little as he remembered again that he was talking to a fifteen foot poisonous reptile with a reputation for having a nasty temper. "So, what is this 'Bound by Secrecy' stuff, and can you really stop the effects of the methanol?" Jack thought for a second. "And, what do you mean methanol, anyway? I thought these days they use ethanol in wiper fluid, and just denature it?" "They may, I don't really know," said Nate. "I haven't gotten out in a while. Maybe they do. All I know is that I smell methanol on your breath and on that bottle in your pocket. And the blue color of the liquid when you pulled it out to drink some let me guess that it was wiper fluid. I assume that they still color wiper fluid blue?" "Yeah, they do," said Jack. "I figured," replied Nate. "As for being bound by secrecy - with the fulfillment of your next request, you will be bound to say nothing about me, this place, or any of the information I will tell you after that, when you decide to go back out to your kind. You won't be allowed to talk about me, write about me, use sign language, charades, or even act in a way that will lead someone to guess correctly about me. You'll be bound to secrecy. Of course, I'll also ask you to promise not to give me away, and as I'm guessing that you're a man of your word, you'll never test the binding anyway, so you won't notice." Nate said the last part with utter confidence. Jack, who had always prided himself on being a man of his word, felt a little nervous at this. "Ummm, hey, Nate, who are you? How did you know that? Are you, umm, omniscient, or something?" Well, Jack," said Nate sadly, "I can't tell you that, unless you make the second request." Nate looked away for a minute, then looked back. "Umm, well, ok," said Jack, "what is this about a second request? What can I ask for? Are you allowed to tell me that?" "Sure!" said Nate, brightening. "You're allowed to ask for changes. Changes to yourself. They're like wishes, but they can only affect you. Oh, and before you ask, I can't give you immortality. Or omniscience. Or omnipresence, for that matter. Though I might be able to make you gaseous and yet remain alive, and then you could spread through the atmosphere and sort of be omnipresent. But what good would that be - you still wouldn't be omniscient and thus still could only focus on one thing at a time. Not very useful, at least in my opinion." Nate stopped when he realized that Jack was staring at him. "Well, anyway," continued Nate, "I'd probably suggest giving you permanent good health. It would negate the methanol now in your system, you'd be immune to most poisons and diseases, and you'd tend to live a very long time, barring accident, of course. And you'll even have a tendency to recover from accidents well. It always seemed like a good choice for a request to me." "Cure the methanol poisoning, huh?" said Jack. "And keep me healthy for a long time? Hmmm. It doesn't sound bad at that. And it has to be a request about a change to me? I can't ask to be rich, right? Because that's not really a change to me?" "Right," nodded Nate. "Could I ask to be a genius and permanently healthy?" Jack asked, hopefully. "That takes two requests, Jack." "Yeah, I figured so," said Jack. "But I could ask to be a genius? I could become the smartest scientist in the world? Or the best athlete?" "Well, I could make you very smart," admitted Nate, "but that wouldn't necessarily make you the best scientist in the world. Or, I could make you very athletic, but it wouldn't necessarily make you the best athlete either. You've heard the saying that 99% of genius is hard work? Well, there's some truth to that. I can give you the talent, but I can't make you work hard. It all depends on what you decide to do with it." "Hmmm," said Jack. "Ok, I think I understand. And I get a third request, after this one?" "Maybe," said Nate, "it depends on what you decide then. There are more rules for the third request that I can only tell you about after the second request. You know how it goes." Nate looked like he'd shrug, if he had shoulders. "Ok, well, since I'd rather not be blind in a day or two, and permanent health doesn't sound bad, then consider that my second request. Officially. Do I need to sign in blood or something?" "No," said Nate. "Just hold out your hand. Or heel." Nate grinned. "Or whatever part you want me to bite. I have to bite you again. Like I said, that's how it works - the poison, you know," Nate said apologetically. Jack winced a little and felt his shoulder, where the last bite was. Hey, it didn't hurt any more. Just like Nate had said. That made Jack feel better about the biting business. But still, standing still while a fifteen foot snake sunk it's fangs into you. Jack stood up. Ignoring how good it felt to be able to stand again, and the hunger starting to gnaw at his stomach, Jack tried to decide where he wanted to get bitten. Despite knowing that it wouldn't hurt for long, Jack knew that this wasn't going to be easy. "Hey, Jack," Nate suddenly said, looking past Jack towards the dunes behind him, "is that someone else coming up over there?" Jack spun around and looked. Who else could be out here in the middle of nowhere? And did they bring food? Wait a minute, there was nobody over there. What was Nate... Jack let out a bellow as he felt two fangs sink into his rear end, through his jeans... Jack sat down carefully, favoring his more tender buttock. "I would have decided, eventually, Nate. I was just thinking about it. You didn't have to hoodwink me like that." "I've been doing this a long time, Jack," said Nate, confidently. "You humans have a hard time sitting still and letting a snake bite you - especially one my size. And besides, admit it - it's only been a couple of minutes and it already doesn't hurt any more, does it? That's because of the health benefit with this one. I told you that you'd heal quickly now." "Yeah, well, still," said Jack, "it's the principle of the thing. And nobody likes being bitten in the butt! Couldn't you have gotten my calf or something instead?" "More meat in the typical human butt," replied Nate. "And less chance you accidentally kick me or move at the last second." "Yeah, right. So, tell me all of these wonderful secrets that I now qualify to hear," answered Jack. "Ok," said Nate. "Do you want to ask questions first, or do you want me to just start talking?" "Just talk," said Jack. "I'll sit here and try to not think about food." "We could go try to rustle up some food for you first, if you like," answered Nate. "Hey! You didn't tell me you had food around here, Nate!" Jack jumped up. "What do we have? Am I in walking distance to town? Or can you magically whip up food along with your other powers?" Jack was almost shouting with excitement. His stomach had been growling for hours. "I was thinking more like I could flush something out of its hole and bite it for you, and you could skin it and eat it. Assuming you have a knife, that is," replied Nate, with the grin that Jack was starting to get used to. "Ugh," said Jack, sitting back down. "I think I'll pass. I can last a little longer before I get desperate enough to eat desert rat, or whatever else it is you find out here. And there's nothing to burn - I'd have to eat it raw. No thanks. Just talk." "Ok," replied Nate, still grinning. "But I'd better hurry, before you start looking at me as food. Nate reared back a little, looked around for a second, and then continued. "You, Jack, are sitting in the middle of the Garden of Eden." Jack looked around at the sand and dunes and then looked back at Nate sceptically. "Well, that's the best I can figure it, anyway, Jack," said Nate. "Stand up and look at the symbol on the rock here." Nate gestured around the dark stone they were both sitting on with his nose. Jack stood up and looked. Carved into the stone in a bas-relief was a representation of a large tree. The angled-pole that Nate was wrapped around was coming out of the trunk of the tree, right below where the main branches left the truck to reach out across the stone. It was very well done - it looked more like a tree had been reduced to almost two dimensions and embedded in the stone than it did like a carving. Jack walked around and looked at the details in the fading light of the setting sun. He wished he'd looked at it while the sun was higher in the sky. Wait! The sun was setting! That meant he was going to have to spend another night out here! Arrrgh! Jack looked out across the desert for a little bit, and then came back and stood next to Nate. "In all the excitement, I almost forgot, Nate," said Jack. "Which way is it back to town? And how far? I'm eventually going to have to head back - I'm not sure I'll be able to survive by eating raw desert critters for long. And even if I can, I'm not sure I'll want to." "It's about 30 miles that way." Nate pointed, with the rattle on his tail this time. As far as Jack could tell, it was a direction at right angles to the way he'd been going when he was crawling here. "But that's 30 miles by the way the crow flies. It's about 40 by the way a man walks. You should be able to do it in about half a day with your improved endurance, if you head out early tomorrow, Jack." Jack looked out the way the snake had pointed for a few seconds more, and then sat back down. It was getting dark. Not much he could do about heading out right now. And besides, Nate was just about to get to the interesting stuff. "Garden of Eden? As best as you can figure it?" "Well, yeah, as best as I and Samuel could figure it anyway," said Nate. "He figured that the story just got a little mixed up. You know, snake, in a 'tree', offering 'temptations', making bargains. That kind stuff. But he could never quite figure out how the Hebrews found out about this spot from across the ocean. He worried about that for a while." "Garden of Eden, hunh?" said Jack. "How long have you been here, Nate?" "No idea, really," replied Nate. "A long time. It never occurred to me to count years, until recently, and by then, of course, it was too late. But I do remember when this whole place was green, so I figure it's been thousands of years, at least." "So, are you the snake that tempted Eve?" said Jack. "Beats me," said Nate. "Maybe. I can't remember if the first one of your kind that I talked to was female or not, and I never got a name, but it could have been. And I suppose she could have considered my offer to grant requests a 'temptation', though I've rarely had refusals." "Well, umm, how did you get here then? And why is that white pole stuck out of the stone there?" asked Jack. "Dad left me here. Or, I assume it was my dad. It was another snake - much bigger than I was back then. I remember talking to him, but I don't remember if it was in a language, or just kind of understanding what he wanted. But one day, he brought me to this stone, told me about it, and asked me to do something for him. I talked it over with him for a while, then agreed. I've been here ever since. "What is this place?" said Jack. "And what did he ask you to do?" "Well, you see this pole here, sticking out of the stone?" Nate loosened his coils around the tilted white pole and showed Jack where it descended into the stone. The pole was tilted at about a 45 degree angle and seemed to enter the stone in an eighteen inch slot cut into the stone. Jack leaned over and looked. The slot was dark and the pole went down into it as far as Jack could see in the dim light. Jack reached out to touch the pole, but Nate was suddenly there in the way. "You can't touch that yet, Jack," said Nate. "Why not?" asked Jack. "I haven't explained it to you yet," replied Nate. "Well, it kinda looks like a lever or something," said Jack. "You'd push it that way, and it would move in the slot." "Yep, that's what it is," replied Nate. "What does it do?" asked Jack. "End the world?" "Oh, no," said Nate. "Nothing that drastic. It just ends humanity. I call it 'The Lever of Doom'." For the last few words Nate had used a deeper, ringing voice. He tried to look serious for a few seconds, and then gave up and grinned. Jack was initially startled by Nate's pronouncement, but when Nate grinned Jack laughed. "Ha! You almost had me fooled for a second there. What does it really do?" "Oh, it really ends humanity, like I said," smirked Nate. "I just thought the voice I used was funny, didn't you?" Nate continued to grin. "A lever to end humanity?" asked Jack. "What in the world is that for? Why would anyone need to end humanity?" "Well," replied Nate, "I get the idea that maybe humanity was an experiment. Or maybe the Big Guy just thought, that if humanity started going really bad, there should be a way to end it. I'm not really sure. All I know are the rules, and the guesses that Samuel and I had about why it's here. I didn't think to ask back when I started here." "Rules? What rules?" asked Jack. "The rules are that I can't tell anybody about it or let them touch it unless they agree to be bound to secrecy by a bite. And that only one human can be bound in that way at a time. That's it." explained Nate. Jack looked somewhat shocked. "You mean that I could pull the lever now? You'd let me end humanity?" "Yep," replied Nate, "if you want to." Nate looked at Jack carefully. "Do you want to, Jack?" "Umm, no." said Jack, stepping a little further back from the lever. "Why in the world would anyone want to end humanity? It'd take a psychotic to want that! Or worse, a suicidal psychotic, because it would kill him too, wouldn't it?" "Yep," replied Nate, "being as he'd be human too." "Has anyone ever seriously considered it?" asked Nate. "Any of those bound to secrecy, that is?" "Well, of course, I think they've all seriously considered it at one time or another. Being given that kind of responsibility makes you sit down and think, or so I'm told. Samuel considered it several times. He'd often get disgusted with humanity, come out here, and just hold the lever for a while. But he never pulled it. Or you wouldn't be here." Nate grinned some more. Jack sat down, well back from the lever. He looked thoughtful and puzzled at the same time. After a bit, he said, "So this makes me the Judge of humanity? I get to decide whether they keep going or just end? Me?" "That seems to be it," agreed Nate. "What kind of criteria do I use to decide?" said Jack. "How do I make this decision? Am I supposed to decide if they're good? Or too many of them are bad? Or that they're going the wrong way? Is there a set of rules for that?" "Nope," replied Nate. "You pretty much just have to decide on your own. It's up to you, however you want to decide it. I guess that you're just supposed to know." "But what if I get mad at someone? Or some girl dumps me and I feel horrible? Couldn't I make a mistake? How do I know that I won't screw up?" protested Jack. Nate gave his kind of snake-like shrug again. "You don't. You just have to try your best, Jack." Jack sat there for a while, staring off into the desert that was rapidly getting dark, chewing on a fingernail. Suddenly, Jack turned around and looked at the snake. "Nate, was Samuel the one bound to this before me?" "Yep," replied Nate. "He was a good guy. Talked to me a lot. Taught me to read and brought me books. I think I still have a good pile of them buried in the sand around here somewhere. I still miss him. He died a few months ago." "Sounds like a good guy," agreed Jack. "How did he handle this, when you first told him. What did he do?" "Well," said Nate, "he sat down for a while, thought about it for a bit, and then asked me some questions, much like you're doing." "What did he ask you, if you're allowed to tell me?" asked Jack. "He asked me about the third request," replied Nate. "Aha!" It was Jack's turn to grin. "And what did you tell him?" "I told him the rules for the third request. That to get the third request you have to agree to this whole thing. That if it ever comes to the point that you really think that humanity should be ended, that you'll come here and end it. You won't avoid it, and you won't wimp out." Nate looked serious again. "And you'll be bound to do it too, Jack." "Hmmm." Jack looked back out into the darkness for a while. Nate watched him, waiting. "Nate," continued Jack, quietly, eventually. "What did Samuel ask for with his third request?" Nate sounded like he was grinning again as he replied, also quietly, "Wisdom, Jack. He asked for wisdom. As much as I could give him." "Ok," said Jack, suddenly, standing up and facing away from Nate, "give it to me. Nate looked at Jack's backside. "Give you what, Jack?" "Give me that wisdom. The same stuff that Samuel asked for. If it helped him, maybe it'll help me too." Jack turned his head to look back over his shoulder at Nate. "It did help him, right?" "He said it did," replied Nate. "But he seemed a little quieter afterward. Like he had a lot to think about." "Well, yeah, I can see that," said Jack. "So, give it to me." Jack turned to face away from Nate again, bent over slightly and tensed up. Nate watched Jack tense up with a little exasperation. If he bit Jack now, Jack would likely jump out of his skin and maybe hurt them both. "You remember that you'll be bound to destroy humanity if it ever looks like it needs it, right Jack?" asked Nate, shifting position. "Yeah, yeah, I got that," replied Jack, eyes squeezed tightly shut and body tense, not noticing the change in direction of Nate's voice. "And," continued Nate, from his new position, "do you remember that you'll turn bright purple, and grow big horns and extra eyes?" "Yeah, yeah...Hey, wait a minute!" said Jack, opening his eyes, straightening up and turning around. "Purple?!" He didn't see Nate there. With the moonlight Jack could see that the lever extended up from its slot in the rock without the snake wrapped around it. Jack heard, from behind him, Nate's "Just Kidding!" right before he felt the now familiar piercing pain, this time in the other buttock. Jack sat on the edge of the dark stone in the rapidly cooling air, his feet extending out into the sand. He stared out into the darkness, listening to the wind stir the sand, occasionally rubbing his butt where he'd been recently bitten. Nate had left for a little while, had come back with a desert-rodent-shaped bulge somewhere in his middle, and was now wrapped back around the lever, his tongue flicking out into the desert night's air the only sign that he was still awake. Occasionally Jack, with his toes absentmindedly digging in the sand while he thought, would ask Nate a question without turning around. "Nate, do accidents count?" Nate lifted his head a little bit. "What do you mean, Jack?" Jack tilted his head back like he was looking at the stars. "You know, accidents. If I accidentally fall on the lever, without meaning to, does that still wipe out humanity?" "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it does, Jack. I'd suggest you be careful about that if you start feeling wobbly," said Nate with some amusement. A little later - "Does it have to be me that pulls the lever?" asked Jack. "That's the rule, Jack. Nobody else can pull it," answered Nate. "No," Jack shook his head, "I meant does it have to be my hand? Could I pull the lever with a rope tied around it? Or push it with a stick? Or throw a rock?" "Yes, those should work," replied Nate. "Though I'm not sure how complicated you could get. Samuel thought about trying to build some kind of remote control for it once, but gave it up. Everything he'd build would be gone by the next sunrise, if it was touching the stone, or over it. I told him that in the past others that had been bound had tried to bury the lever so they wouldn't be tempted to pull it, but every time the stones or sand or whatever had disappeared." "Wow," said Jack, "Cool." Jack leaned back until only his elbows kept him off of the stone and looked up into the sky. "Nate, how long did Samuel live? One of his wishes was for health too, right?" asked Jack. "Yes," replied Nate, "it was. He lived 167 years, Jack." "Wow, 167 years. That's almost 140 more years I'll live if I live as long. Do you know what he died of, Nate?" "He died of getting tired of living, Jack," Nate said, sounding somewhat sad. Jack turned his head to look at Nate in the starlight. Nate looked back. "Samuel knew he wasn't going to be able to stay in society. He figured that they'd eventually see him still alive and start questioning it, so he decided that he'd have to disappear after a while. He faked his death once, but changed his mind - he decided it was too early and he could stay for a little longer. He wasn't very fond of mankind, but he liked the attention. Most of the time, anyway. "His daughter and then his wife dying almost did him in though. He didn't stay in society much longer after that. He eventually came out here to spend time talking to me and thinking about pulling the lever. A few months ago he told me he'd had enough. It was his time." "And then he just died?" asked Jack. Nate shook his head a little. "He made his forth request, Jack. There's only one thing you can ask for the fourth request. The last bite. After a bit Nate continued, "He told me that he was tired, that it was his time. He reassured me that someone new would show up soon, like they always had. After another pause, Nate finished, "Samuel's body disappeared off the stone with the sunrise." Jack lay back down and looked at the sky, leaving Nate alone with his memories. It was a long time until Jack's breathing evened out into sleep. Jack woke with the sunrise the next morning. He was a little chilled with the morning desert air, but overall was feeling pretty good. Well, except that his stomach was grumbling and he wasn't willing to eat raw desert rat. So, after getting directions to town from Nate, making sure he knew how to get back, and reassuring Nate that he'd be back soon, Jack started the long walk back to town. With his new health and Nate's good directions, he made it back easily. Jack caught a bus back to the city, and showed up for work the next day, little worse for the wear and with a story about getting lost in the desert and walking back out. Within a couple of days Jack had talked a friend with a tow truck into going back out into the desert with him to fetch the SUV. They found it after a couple of hours of searching and towed it back without incident. Jack was careful not to even look in the direction of Nate's lever, though their path back didn't come within sight of it. Before the next weekend, Jack had gone to a couple of stores, including a book store, and had gotten his SUV back from the mechanic, with a warning to avoid any more joyriding in the desert. On Saturday, Jack headed back to see Nate. Jack parked a little way out of the small town near Nate, loaded up his new backpack with camping gear and the things he was bringing for Nate, and then started walking. He figured that walking would leave the least trail, and he knew that while not many people camped in the desert, it wasn't unheard of, and shouldn't really raise suspicions. Jack had brought more books for Nate - recent books, magazines, newspapers. Some things that would catch Nate up with what was happening in the world, others that were just good books to read. He spent the weekend with Nate, and then headed out again, telling Nate that he'd be back again soon, but that he had things to do first. Over four months later Jack was back to see Nate again. This time he brought a laptop with him - a specially modified laptop. It had a solar recharger, special filters and seals to keep out the sand, a satellite link-up, and a special keyboard and joystick that Jack hoped that a fifteen-foot rattlesnake would be able to use. And, it had been hacked to not give out its location to the satellite. After that Jack could e-mail Nate to keep in touch, but still visited him fairly regularly - at least once or twice a year. After the first year, Jack quit his job. For some reason, with the wisdom he 'd been given, and the knowledge that he could live for over 150 years, working in a nine to five job for someone else didn't seem that worthwhile any more. Jack went back to school. Eventually, Jack started writing. Perhaps because of the wisdom, or perhaps because of his new perspective, he wrote well. People liked what he wrote, and he became well known for it. After a time, Jack bought an RV and started traveling around the country for book signings and readings. But, he still remembered to drop by and visit Nate occasionally. On one of the visits Nate seemed quieter than usual. Not that Nate had been a fountain of joy lately. Jack's best guess was that Nate was still missing Samuel, and though Jack had tried, he still hadn't been able to replace Samuel in Nate's eyes. Nate had been getting quieter each visit. But on this visit Nate didn't even speak when Jack walked up to the lever. He nodded at Jack, and then went back to staring into the desert. Jack, respecting Nate's silence, sat down and waited. After a few minutes, Nate spoke. "Jack, I have someone to introduce you to." Jack looked surprised. "Someone to introduce me to?" Jack looked around, and then looked carefully back at Nate. "This something to do with the Big Guy? "No, no," replied Nate. "This is more personal. I want you to meet my son." Nate looked over at the nearest sand dune. "Sammy!" Jack watched as a four foot long desert rattlesnake crawled from behind the dune and up to the stone base of the lever. "Yo, Jack," said the new, much smaller snake. "Yo, Sammy" replied Jack. Jack looked at Nate. "Named after Samuel, I assume?" Nate nodded. "Jack, I've got a favor to ask you. Could you show Sammy around for me?" Nate unwrapped himself from the lever and slithered over to the edge of the stone and looked across the sands. "When Samuel first told me about the world, and brought me books and pictures, I wished that I could go see it. I wanted to see the great forests, the canyons, the cities, even the other deserts, to see if they felt and smelled the same. I want my son to have that chance - to see the world. Before he becomes bound here like I have been. "He's seen it in pictures, over the computer that you brought me. But I hear that it's not the same. That being there is different. I want him to have that. Think you can do that for me, Jack?" Jack nodded. This was obviously very important to Nate, so Jack didn't even joke about taking a talking rattlesnake out to see the world. "Yeah, I can do that for you, Nate. Is that all you need?" Jack could sense that was something more. Nate looked at Sammy. Sammy looked back at Nate for a second and then said, "Oh, yeah. Ummm, I've gotta go pack. Back in a little bit Jack. Nice to meet ya!" Sammy slithered back over the dune and out of sight. Nate watched Sammy disappear and then looked back at Jack. "Jack, this is my first son. My first offspring through all the years. You don't even want to know what it took for me to find a mate." Nate grinned to himself. "But anyway, I had a son for a reason. I'm tired. I'm ready for it to be over. I needed a replacement." Jack considered this for a minute. "So, you're ready to come see the world, and you wanted him to watch the lever while you were gone?" Nate shook his head. "No, Jack - you're a better guesser than that. You've already figured out - I'm bound here - there's only one way for me to leave here. And I'm ready. It's my time to die." Jack looked more closely at Nate. He could tell Nate had thought about this - probably for quite a while. Jack had trouble imagining what it would be like to be as old as Nate, but Jack could already tell that in another hundred or two hundred years, he might be getting tired of life himself. Jack could understand Samuel's decision, and now Nate's. So, all Jack said was, "What do you want me to do?" Nate nodded. "Thanks, Jack. I only want two things. One - show Sammy around the world - let him get his fill of it, until he's ready to come back here and take over. Two - give me the fourth request. "I can't just decide to die, not any more than you can. I won't even die of old age like you eventually will, even though it'll be a long time from now. I need to be killed. Once Sammy is back here, ready to take over, I'll be able to die. And I need you to kill me. "I've even thought about how. Poisons and other drugs won't work on me. And I've seen pictures of snakes that were shot - some of them live for days, so that's out too. So, I want you to bring back a sword. Nate turned away to look back to the dune that Sammy had gone behind. "I'd say an axe, but that's somewhat undignified - putting my head on the ground or a chopping block like that. No, I like a sword. A time-honored way of going out. A dignified way to die. And, most importantly, it should work, even on me. "You willing to do that for me, Jack?" Nate turned back to look at Jack. "Yeah, Nate," replied Jack solemnly, "I think I can handle that." Nate nodded. "Good!" He turned back toward the dune and shouted, "Sammy! Jack's about ready to leave!" Then quietly, "Thanks, Jack." Jack didn't have anything to say to that, so he waited for Sammy to make it back to the lever, nodded to him, nodded a final time to Nate, and then headed into the desert with Sammy following. Over the next several years Sammy and Jack kept in touch with Nate through e-mail as they went about their adventures. They made a goal of visiting every country in the world, and did a respectable job of it. Sammy had a natural gift for languages, as Jack expected he would, and even ended up acting as a translator for Jack in a few of the countries. Jack managed to keep the talking rattlesnake hidden, even so, and by the time they were nearing the end of their tour of countries, Sammy had only been spotted a few times. While there were several people that had seen enough to startle them greatly, nobody had enough evidence to prove anything, and while a few wild rumors and storied followed Jack and Sammy around, nothing ever hit the newspapers or the public in general. When they finished the tour of countries, Jack suggested that they try some undersea diving. They did. And spelunking. They did that too. Sammy finally drew the line at visiting Antarctica. He'd come to realize that Jack was stalling. After talking to his Dad about it over e-mail, he figured out that Jack probably didn't want to have to kill Nate. Nate told Sammy that humans could be squeamish about killing friends and acquaintances. So, Sammy eventually put his tail down (as he didn't have a foot) and told Jack that it was time - he was ready to go back and take up his duties from his dad. Jack, delayed it a little more by insisting that they go back to Japan and buy an appropriate sword. He even stretched it a little more by getting lessons in how to use the sword. But, eventually, he'd learned as much as he was likely to without dedicating his life to it, and was definitely competent enough to take the head off of a snake. It was time to head back and see Nate. When they got back to the US, Jack got the old RV out of storage where he and Sammy had left it after their tour of the fifty states, he loaded up Sammy and the sword, and they headed for the desert. When they got to the small town that Jack had been trying to find those years ago when he'd met Nate, Jack was in a funk. He didn't really feel like walking all of the way out there. Not only that, but he'd forgotten to figure the travel time correctly, and it was late afternoon. They'd either have to spend the night in town and walk out tomorrow, or walk in the dark. As Jack was afraid that if he waited one more night he might lose his resolve, he decided that he'd go ahead and drive the RV out there. It was only going to be this once, and Jack would go back and cover the tracks afterward. They ought to be able to make it out there by nightfall if they drove, and then they could get it over tonight. Jack told Sammy to e-mail Nate that they were coming as he drove out of sight of the town on the road. They then pulled off the road and headed out into the desert. Everything went well, until they got to the sand dunes. Jack had been nursing the RV along the whole time, over the rocks, through the creek beds, revving the engine the few times they almost got stuck. When they came to the dunes, Jack didn't really think about it, he just downshifted and headed up the first one. By the third dune, Jack started to regret that he'd decided to try driving on the sand. The RV was fishtailling and losing traction. Jack was having to work it up each dune slowly and was trying to keep from losing control each time they came over the top and slid down the other side. Sammy had come up to sit in the passenger seat, coiled up and laughing at Jack's driving. As they came over the top of the fourth dune, the biggest one yet, Jack saw that this was the final dune - the stone, the lever, and somewhere Nate, waited below. Jack put on the brakes, but he'd gone a little too far. The RV started slipping down the other side. Jack tried turning the wheel, but he didn't have enough traction. He pumped the brakes - no response. They started sliding down the hill, faster and faster. Jack felt a shock go through him as he suddenly realized that they were heading for the lever. He looked down - the RV was directly on course for it. If Jack didn't do something, the RV would hit it. He was about to end humanity. Jack steered more frantically, trying to get traction. It still wasn't working. The dune was too steep, and the sand too loose. In a split second, Jack realized that his only chance would be once he hit the stone around the lever - he should have traction on the stone for just a second before he hit the lever - he wouldn't have time to stop, but he should be able to steer away. Jack took a better grip on the steering wheel and tried to turn the RV a little bit - every little bit would help. He'd have to time his turn just right. The RV got to the bottom of the dune, sliding at an amazing speed in the sand. Just before they reached the stone Jack looked across it to check that they were still heading for the lever. They were. But Jack noticed something else that he hadn't seen from the top of the dune. Nate wasn't wrapped around the lever. He was off to the side of the lever, but still on the stone, waiting for them. The problem was, he was waiting on the same side of the lever that Jack had picked to steer towards to avoid the lever. The RV was already starting to drift that way a little in its mad rush across the sand and there was no way that Jack was going to be able to go around the lever to the other side. Jack had an instant of realization. He was either going to have to hit the lever, or run over Nate. He glanced over at Sammy and saw that Sammy realized the same thing. Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone. Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER," he ran over the snake. THE END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * PLEASE READ: This joke was also a personality profile test... It was the subject of a recent Educational Psychology Master's Thesis, soon to be published, which investigated the way that someone responds to a webpage such as this correlates to certain personality tendencies. The research confirmed a statistically significant correlation which strongly suggests a dependably predictive positive relationship between how a person responds to this page and certain aspects of his or her psychological profile. Thus, it is called the Personality Profile Assessment Test Hypothesis. While the actual results looked at several complex factors, and depended heavily on questionnaires filled out by volunteers upon completion of their experience, I will simplify the results by discussing three main groups and their profiles. While these profiles may not be exactly fitting of each person within each group, they do strongly suggest a statistically significant likelihood of profile similarity. 11% of those who see this page take their time, enjoying the joke as they read it, enjoying the build up to the punch line, and even if the punch line itself wasn’t particularly humorous, they tended to enjoy the process. 56% begin scroll down to the punch line either before starting to read the joke or within a short period of time- usually 20 seconds or less. The vast majority of this group choose not to read the joke. 33% read at least 1/3 of the joke, with the intention of reading it all, but then begin to question their decision and the investment of time they are making. They go back and forth between deciding to continuing or to skip to the end (this vacillating may be unconscious at the time, and happen in a matter of moments). The vast majority in this group give up before finishing ½ of the joke, and scroll to the end. People in the first group, who read the entire joke, tend to enjoy the journey of life, and take their time as they move towards a goal. When traveling, they tend to thoroughly enjoy the process, and are not uptight or stressed about single-mindedly getting to their destination. They also tend to be very attentive, patient and long lasting lovers, and enjoy intimacy and physical connectivity whether or not it is carried to completion. Those in the second group, who scroll to the end before reading more than a few sentences of the joke, tend to avoid surprises and the unknown. They prefer to have a regular schedule and not to step out of their routine. They tend to be efficient, but are often lacking in enjoyment, spontaneity and passion. They tend to be less patient and more interested in the destination than the journey. When on a trip, they tend to focus on getting where they are going, rather than enjoying the process. During intimacy, they tend to not be able to enjoy it unless they are certain it will be taken to completion. The idea of just “playing around” a while, engaging in physical intimacy without the promise of full completion is, rather than simply enjoyable and connective, considered to be “cruel” and a “teasing” and is met with resentment. This group’s ability to enjoy depends largely on their need to know what is going to happen. They tend to be more self-focused lovers, and tend not to last very long in satisfying the other partner if their own satisfaction has happened or is within easy reach. The third group, who decided not to read the entire joke after reading a third or more of it, tend to be commitment-phobic and lack the ability to move forward to completion when things become challenging. They are often procrastinators and frequently give up on tasks when they become more difficult. They tend to prefer to have big dreams than act on them in the real, challenging world. A significantly higher percentage of this group had Cesarean birth, and may not have had the benefit of that early experience of struggle and effort being rewarded with accomplishment. This group tends to not take big vacations which would take more effort to plan and implement, and tends to stay close to home or even stay home during time off. Promotions and career moves which are within reach but still require some effort and focus are frequently not fully tried for, although the perception will be they were passed up. In intimate relationships, this group tends to start out romantic and passionate, but it quickly fades and is replaced by lackadaisicalness and indifference, characterized in part by a sense of feeling it is not worth the effort to continue having a passionate, energized and complete experience during intimacy. There is a tendency to “peter out” both in intimacy and in other aspects of life, and to take the easier road, even if it leads to a less fulfilling life. haha yes or haha yes but shinier 1 month ago 60 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Dear rrrather users. It has come to my attention that 98% of this site has autism. I don't understand why people blame the guests, sure they could make an account and be a contributing member of society but that doesn't make them horrible people. A lot of guests are very stupid but that doesn't make you any smarter. A lot of the questions on the site are dumbed down. This is a very long question. Actually this isn't a question, I'm just very bored. I hate when people write long questions such as stories as if anyone is going to read them let alone care. While we're at it, I have a story to tell.Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it." – "Yo, home to Bel-Air." I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. Did you enjoy that story, tell me what you think Yes or No 1 month ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Omg this is so sad alexa play despacito dessss paaaaaaaaa or CITo 1 month ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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SuperSaiyanGod2 is the most autistic person to exist. He has an enormous ego and an IQ that is extremely small, but still not as small as his penis. He's stubborn and doesn't let anyone else have their own opinion on anything. He's one of those athiests who is a giant douchebag, he's a vegan who think every single animal is brutally murdered and that the only way to stop it is by not eating meat, and he's a virgin Agree or Agree but shinier 1 month ago 66 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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The autistic user MustaKrakish is trying to steal my genius idea of getting likes without actually working for it. If you see a comment of his that he stole from my idea please do not like it. ok daddy anything for you or same as A but only shinier 2 months ago 54 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Pls watch my video i worked 12 hours on it and i could use some likes ok ily or no but i still ly 2 months ago 41 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Please join my discord server, it's dank as hell okay ily or i don't love you but i will still join 2 months ago 41 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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This site is horrible yes or yes 3 months ago 63 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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.yeet Agree or Disagree 3 months ago 55 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Daddy's back. To celebrate my return would you rather yeet on them thots like oou or flex on them nae naes 3 months ago 59 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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What would you do different if you hit rewind? Answer or Don't answer 9 months ago 70 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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If Lil Pump buys 50 Jolly Ranchers (j), and 3 bottles of codeine (c), how many liters of Sprite (s) does he need to make 2 liters of lean if 20j + c + s = l I know the answer because I am smart or I do not know the answer because I am retarded 9 months ago 63 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Better kflay song? - Life As a Dog Can't Sleep or Wishing It Was You 1 year ago 39 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better kflay song? - Life As a Dog Everyone I know or Make Me Fade 1 year ago 32 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better K.flay song? - Everywhere Is Somewhere You Felt Right or Slow March 1 year ago 25 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better K.flay song? - Everywhere Is Somewhere The President Has a Sex Tape or It's Just a Lot 1 year ago 24 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better K.flay song? - Everywhere Is Somewhere Mean It or Hollywood Forever 1 year ago 24 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Nigga questionz. Who is my celebrity crush? A: Noah Centineo B: Liam Hemsworth C: Chris Evans D: Zac Efron E: Channing Tatum *comments* or doesn't comment 1 year ago 45 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Nigga questionz. What is my Zodiac sign? A: Taurus B: Sagittarius C: Cancer D: Aquarius E: Gemini *comments* or *doesn't comment* 1 year ago 35 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Nigga questionz. How tall am I? A: 5'4 B: 5'3 C: 5'2 D: 5'5 E: 5'6 *comments* or *Doesn't comment* 1 year ago 42 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Questionz about MindlessPie. Which one of these artists do I hate? A: Ed Sheeran B: Red Hot Chili Peppers C: Drake D: Justin Beiber E: Sam Hunt *comments because ur not mean* or *doesn't comment cuz ur a meanie :(* 1 year ago 33 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Question about me even though no one cares and everyone hates me. Which one of these states have I lived in? A: Colorado B: Arizona C: California D: New Mexico E: Idaho COMMENT NEEGER or Na nibba idfc 1 year ago 34 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Better K.flay song? - Everywhere is somewhere High Enough or Black Wave 1 year ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better K.flay song? - Everywhere is somewhere Blood in the Cut or Champagne 1 year ago 25 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better K.flay song? - Everywhere is somewhere Dreamers or Giver 1 year ago 24 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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New without autotune watch it please oh yes your voice intrigues me or oy papi such sexi voice aw lawdy 1 year ago 55 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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All white people must die because all white people are bad lol black power xd yes lmao or totally lol 1 year ago 62 votes 44 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pop pills like Whitney in the tub or Drink bleach 1 year ago 87 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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I posted a guitar solo that I've been working on please watch link in explanation oke papi or yes father 1 year ago 53 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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I performed for the first time today at a music store with my band. Please watch oke or yes papi 1 year ago 38 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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I have made my own rrrather discord and anyone can be mod if you're cool enough. All words allowed and sexy talk Click link or CLICK THE LINK 1 year ago 38 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Should I become a goderator on the rrrather discord? Yes or Obviously 1 year ago 40 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Travis261 turned on me fam o wow or cease him 1 year ago 64 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Alexw deleted all my sure comments but he accepts stupid questions and spam the site with thousands of pages of autistic questions. Would you rather Bring back the comments or go to Canada and kill alexw and make me the new moderator and your new lord and savior 1 year ago 55 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Question: Option A: or Option B: 1 year ago 79 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 12\\ Doorknob or Carrot 1 year ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 11\\ Chair or Ginger 1 year ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 10\\ Milk carton or Any color 1 year ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Under the bridge or Naked in the rain 1 year ago 31 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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I drew Sanic So good or HUMP ME, FUCK ME, DADI BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE 1 year ago 63 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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LiBerAls cAre AbOuT RaCe MorE thAn CoNserVaTivEs AgGrEE or DiSAgREe 1 year ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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I'M 15 TODAY!! SUCK IT NERDS I hope you die today or im 12 :( 1 year ago 113 votes 63 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to... DNA. or DNA 1 year ago 65 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? FINALS Perfect or Dive 1 year ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 9\\ Cheese or Shrek 1 year ago 125 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 8\\ Pencil or Plate 1 year ago 111 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 7\\ Spoon or God 1 year ago 109 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 6\\ Shoe or Knife 1 year ago 94 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 5\\ Toaster or Jesus 1 year ago 106 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 4\\ Female or Microwave 1 year ago 94 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 3\\ PewDiePie or Lettuce 1 year ago 85 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 2\\ Corn on the cob or Bowl 1 year ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 1\\ Male or Crayon 1 year ago 91 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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I'm still breathing. Should I be Happy or Sad 1 year ago 65 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Story time sluts. Chapter 1..YOUR STEP DAD WALKS INTO YOUR ROOM AND TELLS YOU TO BEND YOUR FINE ASS SELF OVER HE THEN FISTS YOU VICIOUSLY UNTIL HE HAS A HUGE ORGASM AND YOU MOAN SENSUALLY, HE LEAVES THE ROOM TELLING YOU THAT HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW, AND YOURE EXCITED. BUT YOURE NOW BLEEDING WOULD YOU RATHER Take it from dadi again or Go to the hospital and get a pregnancy test 1 year ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Semifinals Happier or Perfect 1 year ago 49 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Semifinals Dive or Shape Of You 1 year ago 81 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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I recently came out with a product that gets rid of rashes. Will you consider buying it? Click link for ad I'll consider or At least the rash is gone 1 year ago 55 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Guys...deep down I secretly like supersaiyangod2, and I'm just too afraid to admit. Please understand I love him too or WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!! HOW COULD YOU? 1 year ago 21 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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So yeah I've been on rrrather for 2 years today, fml You're the only good user here (I know) or Let me suck your peepee dadi (I won't let you suck my peepee) 1 year ago 85 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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I WILL RESET IN 10 MINUTES Potato or Otatop 1 year ago 89 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 2 Match 4 Perfect or Barcelona 1 year ago 47 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Give it Away or Blood sugar sex magik 1 year ago 47 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Mellowship Slinky in B major or The righteous & The wicked 1 year ago 37 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Suck my kiss or I could have lied 1 year ago 52 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Breaking the girl or Funky Monks 1 year ago 39 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sugar sex magik) Power of Equality or If you have to ask 1 year ago 41 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (One hot minute) My Friends or Deep kick 1 year ago 39 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (One hot minute) Aeroplane or Warped 1 year ago 32 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you seen 13 reasons why? Yes/I'm going to or No/I don't wanna 1 year ago 89 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make a quality question on rrrather or just keep shitposting cuz ur a bitch 1 year ago 90 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Click the link or CLICK THE LINK YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER 1 year ago 69 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Happy 420 and happy birthday to Hitler Happy 420 or happy bday hitler 1 year ago 123 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone, ba-di ba-da ba-zumba or crunga cong gone bad 1 year ago 34 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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If there is a god, atheism must seem to him as less of an insult than religion Agree or Disagree 1 year ago 115 votes 59 comments 0 likes
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Which one of my drawings is better? Jacob Sartorious or Donald Trump 1 year ago 120 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that dairy products will KILL YOU AND THE ONES YOU LOVE????!?!?!?!?! Yes! That is why I have decided become a vegan. I don't want to die, ever. or So? Fuck off you ugly vegan, go eat a head of lettuce or something. I love my milk mmmm 1 year ago 115 votes 44 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST LIKE A BIG FAIRY IN THE SKY AND WORSHIP IT EVERYDAY AND HATE GAYS AND SUPPORT SLAVERY or BE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING 1 year ago 114 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 2 Match 3 Eraser or Happier 1 year ago 54 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 2 Match 2 Shape of you or What do I know? 1 year ago 71 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 2 Match 1 Dive or Supermarket flowers 1 year ago 55 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Humans enslaving, killing, and raping each other is similar to humans eating animals Agree or Disagree 1 year ago 145 votes 94 comments 0 likes
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GoldenMoon78's fish comminted sewer side and drowned today. We must all pay our respects Rip fish or I open my eyes, I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light. 1 year ago 107 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Fateful Findings or I am here...........now 1 year ago 48 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 33) Which do you prefer? Shawn Mendes or Macklemore 1 year ago 66 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 32) Which do you prefer? Jason Derulo or Rixton 1 year ago 62 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 31) Which do you prefer? Rihanna or Ludwig Van Beethoven 1 year ago 92 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 8 New Man or Barcelona 1 year ago 44 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know too much or Know too little 1 year ago 139 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to travel and explore space safely, but never be allowed to return back to Earth or Be able to travel anywhere through time, but you're not allowed to change the past or future in anyway. 1 year ago 127 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I've been to an Ed Sheeran concert or I've seen Flavor Flav at a local Sonic 1 year ago 76 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I know how to play a guitar or I have 2 brothers and 1 sister 1 year ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I smoke da weed or I sell da weed 1 year ago 89 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I have crippling depression or I'm gay 1 year ago 94 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 7 Perfect or Bibia be ye ye 1 year ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 6 Happier or Hearts don't break around here 1 year ago 40 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Why are people so blind to the fact that there's a difference between a "feminist" and a "feminazi"? Idk or I like turtles 1 year ago 116 votes 73 comments 0 likes
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I need lots of views, please watch my video yes master or okai dadi 1 year ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 5 Nancy Mulligan or Eraser 1 year ago 44 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheerans Divide Album? Round 1 Match 4 Castle on the hill or What do I know? 1 year ago 48 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 3 Shape of you or Galway girl 1 year ago 69 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 2 How would you feel? (Paean) or Supermarket flowers 1 year ago 43 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Ed Sheeran released his 3rd album today. I will make a tournament on which song is the best on the album. Round 1 match 1 Save myself or Dive 1 year ago 44 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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This is my last question I swear. Then I will kill myself. Which Ed Sheeran song is better? How would you feel (Paean) or Eraser 1 year ago 64 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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Am I funny? Yes, you're hilarious or Definitely, you're the best user ever 1 year ago 85 votes 89 comments 0 likes
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Since club penguin is shutting down, I made a video of me playing it one last time. Can you please watch it? Yes, your videos are amazing. or Sure, I love your content. 1 year ago 44 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Today is my 666th day on rrrather SATAN or Coincidence? I think not 1 year ago 96 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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I just asked alexw to change my name. It will now be BussaNut. IT'S SO AMAZING or I LOVE IT 1 year ago 85 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather BUSSA NUT or NUT ABUSS 1 year ago 61 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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You like Jazz? OH YES MAMI JAZZ MAKES SO WET or BUSSA NUT 1 year ago 66 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ask me a question or End your life right now, no exceptions 1 year ago 73 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NIGGER or REGGIN 1 year ago 88 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Roast me or Fuck me 1 year ago 118 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Me and Sodium are now officially getting married because Alex gave her a diamond I requested. Will you be attending the wedding? Yes, I like pecs or Yes, as long as there's cake 1 year ago 72 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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I said YEP WHAT A CONCEPT or I COULD USE A LITTLE FUEL MYSELF 1 year ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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SomeBODY ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME CHANGE or FOR CASH 1 year ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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HEY NOW YOU'RE aN aLL STaR GET YOUR GaME ON GO PLAY HEY NOW YOU'RE a ROCK STaR, GET THE SHOW ON GET PaID or aND aLL THaT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLD 1 year ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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*MUSIC BOX PLAYS* Do do dO do oDoo ODoo DOood or DooDooODOo doo ood ODoodOododoDOdOD 1 year ago 46 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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HEY NOW YOU'RE aN aLL STaR GET YOUR GaME ON GO PLAY HEY NOW YOU'RE a ROCK STaR, GET THE SHOW ON GET PaID or aND aLL THaT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLD 1 year ago 42 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Cash me outside how bow dah? Oh I'm scared D: or Don't hurt me D: 1 year ago 78 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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The ICE WE SKATE IS GETTInG PRETTY THIn THE WATERS GETTInG WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM or MY WORLDS On FIRE, HOW BOUT YOURS? 1 year ago 47 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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It's A CooL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS CoLDER YoU'RE BUNDLED UP NoW WAIT TILL YoU GET oLDER or BUT THE METEoR MAN BEGS To DIFFER 1 year ago 43 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Should I keep singing all star? Yes, you're an amazing singer or Absolutely, your voice makes me wet 1 year ago 101 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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HEY NOW YOU'rE AN ALL STAr GET YOUr GAME ON GO PLAY HEY NOW YOU'rE A rOCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID or AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOOOLD 1 year ago 68 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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So MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO See SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STReeTS? or YOU'LL NeVeR KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO 1 year ago 60 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Well THE YEARs sTART COMING AND THEY DON'T sTOP COMING FED TO THE RULEs AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING or DIDN'T MAKE sENsE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN 1 year ago 53 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD or SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB 1 year ago 58 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Mah nama jef Nice to meet you jef, or Sorry I don't talk to strangers 1 year ago 84 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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What conservative logic is more genius? You have to respect Trump as our new lord and savoir, but they cried about Obama for 8 whole years and made jokes about him all the time. But if you make a joke about their precious Trump you're a libtard or Liberalism is a mental disorder 1 year ago 212 votes 47 comments 0 likes
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I'm dead. Ed Sheeran released two music videos in two weeks, which one is better? Shape of you or Castle on the hill 1 year ago 158 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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If Apple made a car, would it have windows? Sure or Go to sleep 1 year ago 115 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Dude wtf Ed Sheerans new songs came out today. Which one's better? Shape of you or Castle On The Hill 1 year ago 86 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Since Ed Sheeran is the first meme of 2017, which one of these is better? I want to die or Suck my dick 1 year ago 65 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Do you find loud yawners annoying? Yes, people who yawn loudly should die or No, you're just a crazy bitch, kill yourself 1 year ago 144 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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So like, remember the Yoplait yogurt tournament I was doing? ("NOPE") Neither did I, but I member now and it's done. Cookies and Cream won. Do you even care anymore or nah? Cause I don't lol kill me now Wtf? This was like so last year, why the hell are you such a procrastinator, gtfo or I honestly didn't give a shit in the first place. Go learn how to tie a noose fgt 1 year ago 59 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Better Original Yoplait [Finals] Cookies and Cream or Strawberry 1 year ago 111 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 30) Which do you prefer? T-Pain or Adam Lambert 1 year ago 56 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 29) Which do you prefer? Bea Miller or Diplo 1 year ago 44 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 28) Which do you prefer? Rush or Prince 1 year ago 55 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 27) Which do you prefer? Ludacris or Motörhead 1 year ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 26) Which do you prefer? Def Leppard or Billy Joel 1 year ago 52 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 25) Which do you prefer? Maroon 5 or OMI 1 year ago 70 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Better Original Yoplait Flavor [Semifinals] Strawberry Lemonade or Strawberry 1 year ago 73 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which fact (according to Julio562) is more interesting? Julio562 is the most beautiful person to walk the Earth and you're nothing compared to him. or Julio562 is not gay because he hates gay people and he loves himself 1 year ago 58 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Better Original Yoplait Flavor [Semifinals] French Vanilla or Cookies and Cream 1 year ago 92 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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New Jacob Saggytits chapter read it pls I like turtles or Don't drink the Kool-Aid 2 years ago 198 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Pls read my story Okay or Jacob Saggytits 2 years ago 94 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which Ed Sheeran Live Performance is better? Bloodstream BBMAs or Give Me Love at The Live Room 2 years ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Ed Sheeran Song? Everything you are or Nina 2 years ago 33 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Better Ed Sheeran Song? Shirtsleeves or The Man 2 years ago 34 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather put an end to Mewtwo or Jesus 2 years ago 118 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Better Ed Sheeran Song? Small Bump or One 2 years ago 106 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Who's our true Lord and Savior? Mewtwo or Jesus 2 years ago 82 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Better Ed Sheeran Song? Tenerife Sea or Cold Coffee 2 years ago 71 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Better Ed Sheeran Song? Sofa or One Night 2 years ago 61 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which of my artworks is more amazing? You're missing the point or Racist conservative Canadian Nazi Bieber loving telemarketer who likes Bush 2 years ago 124 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Should parents be held criminally responsible for failing to vaccinate their child? Yes or No 2 years ago 309 votes 39 comments 1 like
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Second Song Tournament Round 1 (33/32) FINAL Dr. Jean - Avocado (The Guacamole Song) or My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic 2 years ago 580 votes 28 comments 1 like
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Best anime of 2006 tournament [Round 2, Match 33] Cory in the house or Hentai #69: The sexiest Anime character in the entire Anime universe 2 years ago 93 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spend 3 days trapped in a room with TerryJuice or Kill yourself 2 years ago 156 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which fact about conservatives is more interesting? They don't support abortion because it's "killing babies" but they fully support the death penalty or If you say "God doesn't exist" to them you're going against their religious beliefs 2 years ago 156 votes 70 comments 0 likes
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Which Conservative meme is more accurate? Closed-minded or Don't support the gay troops 2 years ago 82 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which Conservative meme is more accurate? Conservative Logic or Religious beliefs 2 years ago 179 votes 10 comments 1 like
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Better Original Yoplait [Flavor Round 3] Strawberry or Strawberry Kiwi 2 years ago 87 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better Original Yoplait [Flavor Round 3] Red Raspberry or Strawberry Lemonade 2 years ago 80 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Most attractive Ginger round 1 Conan O'Brien or Cynthia Nixon 2 years ago 88 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Most attractive Ginger round 1 Debra Messing or Lucky 2 years ago 98 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 24) Which do you prefer? Trey Songz or Fetty Wap 2 years ago 71 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 23) Which do you prefer? Jay Z or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 2 years ago 103 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 22) Which do you prefer? KISS or Ricky Martin 2 years ago 84 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better Ed Sheeran song? Little Bird or Homeless 2 years ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Successfully end world hunger but diseases become twice as deadly and likely to infect people. or Successfully find a cure to all diseases but world hunger affects more of the worlds population. 2 years ago 223 votes 14 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Be able to jump into any video game at will. or Be able to jump into any movie at will. 2 years ago 89 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Waste a year of your life on this site and end up staying here for the rest of your life. or Run away from this site before alexw traps you here for the rest of your life. 2 years ago 106 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? WhiteChocolate has raped over more than half of his family members. or WhiteChocolate prefers pop over rap because only black people can rap (Besides Eminem) 2 years ago 99 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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How attractive is my Country? 1-5 or 6-over 9000 2 years ago 241 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Better Ronald Regan quote? "All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk" or "We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet." 2 years ago 141 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What's more pathetic? Whitechocolate or White chocolate 2 years ago 266 votes 24 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Be as old as an unborn fetus (Non-Existent) or Be as old as Bernie Sanders ( Ancient) 2 years ago 204 votes 18 comments 3 likes
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Would you rather Put cancer in this baby or Put cancer in this baby 2 years ago 238 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Put cancer in left twix or Put cancer in right twix 2 years ago 174 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Which do you hate more? America or Americans 2 years ago 301 votes 76 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Think that liking sex is a bad thing and that you're going to hell if you ever touch a penis/vagina because it says so in the Bible even though you're a 30 year old virgin who probably never even had a girlfriend or saw boobs before in your entire life. or Not think that liking sex is a bad thing and that you're going to hell if you ever touch a penis/vagina because it says so in the Bible even though you're a 30 year old virgin who probably never even had a girlfriend or saw boobs before in your entire life. 2 years ago 237 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Salty Sad human being or Na 2 years ago 214 votes 55 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your best dreams and your worst nightmares come true. or Never have any of your best dreams or worst nightmares come true. 2 years ago 252 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Better user quote "How much is your brain smart degree" -biohazard or "Bio's father smoked weed and then crashed a plane into a building, that's why he hates it" -MindlessPie 2 years ago 201 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Marijuana causes cancer or Marijuana causes death, even in small doses 2 years ago 229 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 21) Which do you prefer? Notorious B.I.G or Afrojack 2 years ago 130 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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lmao you have never even seen me. No one has ever called me ugly, in fact everyone I know has either called me pretty or cute, not once ugly. My boyfriend is an example ;) 2 weeks ago  
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look her up, I don't know how you've never heard of her. She was a huge meme for the longest time. She's a 9 year old flexer that her mom and brother forced her to be a certain way in front of a camera for their entertainment 1 month ago  
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that's weird af 1 month ago +1
Neither really, it's just that people shouldn't be that moronic 1 month ago  
but what about only 2? 1 month ago +1
ducko boi 1 month ago +4
yeet 1 month ago  
lit 1 month ago  
who hasnt 1 month ago  
best to not suffer 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
i hope a poor helpless plant contains ebola 1 month ago  
musta, esp, freedom, red, a lot of the og users, pretty much 1 month ago  
I honestly hope you get the worst disease known to mankind 1 month ago  
my bf 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
lol no 1 month ago  
idk much about him 1 month ago  
A sucks 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
so what. he's still trash 1 month ago +1
this is why people hate you 1 month ago +1
no 1 month ago  
lol, yeah, no 1 month ago  
That's your problem 1 month ago +1
no one likes you 1 month ago +5
yeet 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
Well I don't always try to argue with people whenever I have a conversation so 1 month ago  
LMAO 1 month ago  
nah 1 month ago +2
you're both cool with me 1 month ago  
same 1 month ago  
funnier 1 month ago  
both 1 month ago  
so coot 1 month ago  
dam 1 month ago  
I'm selling it for $400 if you'd like to buy it. it's an extra $200 for it signed 1 month ago  
Thanks babe 1 month ago +1
Easy 1 month ago  
Why? It's true. The charges were dropped and she admitted to lying about him beating her. 1 month ago  
New stuff is trash. I like their older stuff 1 month ago  
Came back because I was interested in what people had to say. I'm not surprised because rappers are automatically seen a certain way. Neither have bad music. They both had very good lyrical meaning and were a different genre. I feel like people think x is a bad person, but he isn't at all. He was very intelligent, actually. He was young and made mistakes. I feel like people think peep is bad because of the "lil". People should listen to more than 3-5 songs before deciding whether or not they like the aritst. Both had different music and good lyrics. I hope they are resting well. 1 month ago  
Same. B is good too 1 month ago  
He's actually not, his girlfriend dropped the charges and admitted that everything she was saying was lie. He never even beat her 1 month ago  
Maroon 5. Not good at all 1 month ago  
Yes. I'm glad someone agrees with me on most things 1 month ago  
why not 1 month ago +1
what usmanc said lol 1 month ago  
Duh. COD is so gayyy 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
yo that's hot 1 month ago  
Congrats 1 month ago  
3 months 1 month ago  
lol just read it online. most of them are fake news anyways 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
My brother does this to me all the time and I hate it 1 month ago  
I have anger issues so this would be good 1 month ago +2
Same 1 month ago  
lmao alright dude. whatever you say 1 month ago  
You're just salty cause you're never gonna find a woman who actually loves and cares for you 1 month ago  
Yes sir. I don't know why it surprises you. I would not be able to use this website if I had no idea how to read or write. 1 month ago  
oof 1 month ago  
No. Just an experience when i was younger. Water balloons looks a certain way to me that doesn't scare most people. Its a long story but I'm scared of off looking things because of something that happened 1 month ago  
Its extremely male dominant. My bf is named Taylor so his is female dominate. Pretty funny 1 month ago  
Lmao 1 month ago  
Happy birthday. Legally an adult now, congrats. 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
He's a pretentious cuck. Don't waste your time. He just made me die inside with what he responded to me with lmao 1 month ago  
This. Is. The. Most. Pretentious. Thing. I. Have. Ever. Read. 1 month ago  
B IS SO CUTE DIE 1 month ago  
Jayden 1 month ago  
Didn't listen to A until after he died. But I've started listening to B since earlier this year. Love both of their music 1 month ago  
Eh. Not really 1 month ago  
DC is the scum of the Earth 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
idk 1 month ago  
ew 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
I hate this 1 month ago  
no more 1 month ago  
no 1 month ago  
stop 1 month ago  
ok 1 month ago  
this made me gag? 1 month ago +1
cool 1 month ago  
She has horrible music and I don't like her but never Kim so yeet 1 month ago  
B uggo 1 month ago +1
who? 1 month ago  
Inspiration to have sex with old men 1 month ago +1
Neither 1 month ago +1
hell yee 1 month ago  
lmao 1 month ago  
Don't have a favorite YouTuber 1 month ago +1
lol 1 month ago  
haha yes 1 month ago +1
yeet 1 month ago +1
tldr 1 month ago  
Sweating is hot 1 month ago  
hell yeah 1 month ago  
name him something gender-neutral like Taylor 1 month ago  
rip my parents 1 month ago  
One of my best friends is named lily 1 month ago  
hell yeah 1 month ago  
gay 1 month ago  
lol 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago +1
yeet 1 month ago  
Both would devastate me ): 1 month ago  
haha yes 1 month ago  
oh 1 month ago +1
why not 1 month ago  
Nah 1 month ago  
There's no reason arguing with this guy. I've been doing that for 2 years, he's hard headed af. Better off not wasting your time tbh 1 month ago +1
Pretty much what musta said 1 month ago  
yes because that's the goals of every woman 1 month ago +2
Duh 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
Exactly 1 month ago  
Easy. B is horrible 1 month ago  
yo 1 month ago  
yes 1 month ago  
lol 1 month ago  
oof 1 month ago  
ew wtf is b 1 month ago  
hotter 1 month ago  
please do us all a favor and die 1 month ago +2
duh 1 month ago  
ok ur annoying now 1 month ago +3
yeet 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
wakanda4ever 1 month ago  
duh 1 month ago  
lmao 1 month ago  
both are horrible 1 month ago +1
yeet 1 month ago +1
yeet 1 month ago  
they both cute 1 month ago +1
better 1 month ago +1
duh 1 month ago  
hot 1 month ago +1
looks more natural imo. but A is probably just a bad angle 1 month ago  
minecraft gay 1 month ago +5
yeet 1 month ago  
cool 1 month ago +1
yay 1 month ago  
better 1 month ago +1
freddy is hot 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
lol 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
oof 1 month ago  
ok? 1 month ago  
A family member, haha yeet 1 month ago  
oof 1 month ago  
ok 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
cool 1 month ago +1
ligma balls ololololololloollololol 1 month ago +1
i wouldn't even trade him for the world 1 month ago  
so cute 1 month ago  
lol 1 month ago  
ty 1 month ago  
I am one of the first people to do it. Just because You were here first doesn't mean I still wasn't one of them. 1 month ago  
way better 1 month ago +3
lmao 1 month ago  
What do you mean it's old? No one else has done it but me until your cunty ass came along 1 month ago  
ok i know this is off topic but fck you for doing that in my server last night. You're lucky I didn't ban your gay ass 1 month ago  
More useful 1 month ago  
moist 1 month ago +1
I have a better idea...shut it down 1 month ago +4
Sketcher sneakers 1 month ago +1
thanks babe 1 month ago  
agree 1 month ago  
good 1 month ago  
better 1 month ago  
sure 1 month ago  
like this comment if gay 1 month ago +1
kids gotta eat, but tell them off. don't let em get away with being a little sh*t 1 month ago +2
like this comment if you wanna die like me): 1 month ago +1
funnier 1 month ago  
roasted 1 month ago +1
looks good 1 month ago  
tldr 1 month ago  
Never played B and I've only seen gameplay of A 1 month ago  
reading gay 1 month ago  
I guess it depends. One time a kid followed me while texting on his phone, he didn't look up once. The funniest part was that he was speaking Spanish to me the entire time because he thought I was his mom. We were almost to the end of the store when he realized and ran back to his mom who was at the other end not even realizing he wasn't there. 1 month ago +3
yeet 1 month ago +1
fun 1 month ago  
like this comment if you play Pokemon go everyday 1 month ago +2
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