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Do you know how to Satan? Yes, and I know the devil loves me. or No, please teach me how to Satan 23 hours ago 43 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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When you hear the word Guinness, which comes to mind first? The beer or The book of world records 1 day ago 78 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? (TL;DR summary in description) Growing up in a sheltered environment where everything is good and you are protected from any hardship in life until you are an adult and the real world hits you like a million ton freight train at top speed and you can't handle doing anything for yourself because you weren't prepared for it. or Being raised in a strict, no nonsense, no fun upbringing that gives you more than enough preparation for the cold cruel world we live in only to realize that it's not as bad as you thought it was going to be by the time you are an adult but you end up not trusting anything good 1 day ago 62 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which feels better? When you get revenge on someone who has wronged you or Forgiving them despite them having hurt you 3 days ago 74 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an idea for a question that is original and at least somewhat decent and creative but be too lazy to make it. or Have a great idea that you want to turn into a question but can't think of a second opinion that would go with it. 6 days ago 81 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Are you good at accurately identifying different smells when blindfolded/not able to see the source of the smell? Yes or No 1 week ago 104 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How good are you at figuring out what you are eating when blindfolded, just by the taste and texture of the food? Pretty good at it/ almost always accurate or Not very good/ terrible at it 1 week ago 99 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Are you able to identify different species of birds just by their song/call without actually seeing them? Yes or No 1 week ago 111 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Can you identify a car's make/model just by looking at the taillights/headlights with no other information about what the rest of the vehicle looks like? Yes or No 1 week ago 105 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If giraffes could talk like humans and they all had similar voices to each other, what kind of voice would you imagine it would sound like? A deep and booming low pitched voice, possibly a bit gravelly in texture or A higher pitched voice, possibly nasally kinda nerdy sounding 2 weeks ago 84 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which is more annoying? When your headphone wire gets caught on something every time you pass something that it could potentially get caught on, almost without fail or Constantly misplacing things and not being able to find despite looking for them for several minutes 2 weeks ago 76 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Laugh like Krusty the clown whenever you find something even the slightest bit amusing or Scream like Homer Simpson whenever you are even slightly startled or surprised 2 weeks ago 108 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather moon the Moon while Wearing moonshoes or Doing the moonwalk 2 weeks ago 95 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which is more dangerous to underestimate? Generosity or Corruption 2 weeks ago 102 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which is more dangerous to underestimate? People's intelligence or People's stupidity 2 weeks ago 112 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Does admitting one's own hypocrisy cancel out said hypocrisy? Yes or No 2 weeks ago 105 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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When do you think the air outside smells better? Night or Day 1 month ago 81 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you were starting your shift and your job was to clean that day and the person who's job it was last shift had the whole place spotless except for one corner where a pile of dust and debris was that they didn't clean up, would your first thought be Well at least the were courteous enough to have it in one spot so I can finish the job or Really? They couldn't take the extra few seconds to clean that up? 1 month ago 108 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Is a sense of entitlement in humans more of a Naturally occurring trait or Learned behavior 1 month ago 90 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If someone lets the disapproval of their/their partner's family stop them from being together, not only do they not truly love the other person, but they don't even deserve them because they value the approval of others more than they value their partner. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 108 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather not exist on this site? People who are always the first to comment on their own question or People who write what they picked in the comments whether they voted or not (most of the time they haven't) 1 month ago 69 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which part of being corrected when your wrong is harder? Admitting you are wrong or Admitting the other person is right 1 month ago 88 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which feels worse? Being corrected by someone who is right and you realize you were wrong or Being corrected by someone who is wrong but nobody is backing you up 2 months ago 116 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How much money would it take to get you to be a professional spelunker? *comments* or No realistic amount of money could get me to explore those creepy caves! 2 months ago 102 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which group is more annoying? Feminazis or Grammar nazis 2 months ago 138 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Do you like papayas? Yes or No 2 months ago 133 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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The situation is chaos! There's too much to process and to many things going on at once! All you are able to figure out is that your life is in danger and there are only two people available as your lifelines to help you but in order for them to do so you must trust their instinct and logic. Do you trust your life in the hands of Someone who is EXTREMELY drunk or Someone who is profoundly mentally disabled 2 months ago 112 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you think happened to dragah? He killed himself or His crazy yandere gf murdered him 2 months ago 104 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever seen a reboot/remake of a movie or tv series that was actually BETTER than the original Yes (give examples) or Nope 2 months ago 113 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where There is no musical creativity or There is no culinary creativity 2 months ago 121 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Are your thoughts on Gilbert Gottfried generally Positive or Negative 2 months ago 79 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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If/when you correct someone's grammar, is it mostly because You're just trying to be funny/ be a dïck about it. or You actually are that OCD about grammar that you can't help yourself, you just have to correct them. Otherwise you just feel uneasy. 2 months ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Is it racist for zoos to give monkeys in the exhibits names that sound African? Yes, it's clearly them trying to get away with being racist. or Nope. 2 months ago 110 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Submit a new way of walking to the Ministry of Silly Walks or File a complaint with their new and improved complaint department 2 months ago 73 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch the movie first and spoil the book for yourself or Read the book first and spoil the movie for yourself 2 months ago 78 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which person is less mature? The one who uses juvenile insults? or The one who lets the juvenile insults upset them? 2 months ago 84 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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When you hear the name Falco, do you think of This Falco or This Falco 3 months ago 78 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is more annoying? Someone who can't take a compliment or Someone who can't handle even a minor insult 3 months ago 75 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which is more messed up? The "s" in "lisp" or The fact that the word "phonetically" isn't spelled phonetically 3 months ago 51 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Release the hounds! or Send in the clowns! 3 months ago 54 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Vibrate like a Nokia or Shake it like a Polaroid picture 3 months ago 61 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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SCENARIO: you just got hit by a car while crossing the street and you went through the windshield. You are still fully conscious (albeit in a bit of pain) and since aside from this, you are in a pretty good mood. You decide that if would be appropriate to crack a joke/say something witty. Would you rather say HERE'S JOHNNY! or Is that all you got? My neighbor's Prius can hit harder! 3 months ago 65 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Regret doing something you HAVE done or Regret something you HAVEN'T done 4 months ago 67 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Your total number of thumbs up from your comments be on your profile page and not just on the top 1000 list or Be able to see all of your comments and questions posted (and not have a ton of them hidden) 4 months ago 54 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which cough syrup do you prefer? (Based on the videos) This one or That one 4 months ago 48 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather support BLM (black lives matter) or BLM (Brak lives matter) 4 months ago 108 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your mental voice be Zorak or Space ghost 4 months ago 77 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you pick? Strong Bad or Brak 4 months ago 72 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which band would you rather listen to Diarrhea Planet or Butthole Surfers 4 months ago 49 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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When you see a nose, is your first instinct to Boop it or Honk it 4 months ago 67 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather tap This keg or This cask 4 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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SHIKAKA! *bows appropriately* or *Stands in defiance and gets hit with a large spear in each thigh* 4 months ago 42 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you choose? Patrick Thornberry or Carlton SquarePants 4 months ago 68 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you choose? Chockadoobie or Puppy-monkey-baby 4 months ago 59 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you choose? Mewtwo or Salad Fingers 4 months ago 78 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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When someone lets the other person have the last word in an argument, is it more likely a sign that They are being the more mature person and walking away or They are giving up because they can't think of a response 4 months ago 87 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear A straight jacket or A gay jacket 4 months ago 89 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Throw pebbles at a haunted recliner chair with your pet squirrel? or Throw peanuts at SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs with your pet tuba 4 months ago 61 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the philosophy of If you don't work yourself to the point of passing out or just before that point, you aren't working hard enough because you could've and should've pushed youself further. or If you pass out or come to the point of just before passing out, you are still weak and need to overcome the weakness by working harder to become stronger to prove you can. 4 months ago 55 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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The moment you are content with your performance/abilities is the moment you stop trying. There is no point to it unless you keep going and outdo your past performance. The accomplishment will fade and you will be forgotten along with it. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 60 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Pain is just weakness you have yet to overcome. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 83 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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If you receive a gift from someone and you notice it still has the price sticker on it, would you assume They just forgot to take it off before wrapping it/giving it to you or They wanted you to see how much the gift the got you cost them so you are pressured to be appreciative 4 months ago 57 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make $60k (or your national currency equivalent) per year doing a manual labor type of job that at the end of the day you are tired but feel fulfilled and content or Make $95k (or your national currency equivalent) per year working a dull and boring desk job in a "cubicle farm" but feel hollow and unsatisfied at the end of the day 5 months ago 73 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which hurts worse at the time it happens? A breakup with someone who you thought you had a real connection with after 4 and a half months of seeing each other? or A rejection by someone you could realistically see yourself with and they are exactly your type after 4 and a half months of looking and you get to know them? 5 months ago 64 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which is more heartbreaking? Having a loved one die after you've watched them suffer for weeks/months or Having a loved one die suddenly without warning when they seem perfectly fine the day before 5 months ago 76 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which describes your mentality more often? Why buy a new one when the old one can still be fixed? or Why fix the old one when you can buy a new one? 5 months ago 73 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which reason for getting fired is more unfair? A coworker's incompetence hindering your work and making you look bad. or The person who tells you what to do is changing their mind about how they want you to do something and you can't keep up. 5 months ago 55 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which style of mannequin is sexier? Headless or Pointy 5 months ago 58 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Patrick Thornberry or Minka Kelly 5 months ago 43 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which happens to you more often? You're looking for something the you realize you were holding it all along. or You push a door that is supposed to be pulled/ the other way around. 5 months ago 68 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Bananas that keep the same flavor as they do now but have the texture of bubble gum or Bananas that keep their normal texture but they taste like "original flavor" bubble gum 5 months ago 56 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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My name is MustaKrakish and I am an alcoholic. Hi Musta or Bout time you had an intervention! I've had it with your drunk questions and comments! 5 months ago 39 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Should being the victim of prison rape count as cheating on your partner who is "on the outside" if you don't try to fight it because yo are afraid of what would happen if you resist? Yes because that's basically consenting to it. or No because if it's a matter of life and death, allowing yourself to get raped is a matter of self defense. 5 months ago 65 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Large Marge or Minka Kelly 5 months ago 46 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Drag queen Trump or Minka Kelly 5 months ago 58 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Summon the lake troll! or Release the Krakish! 5 months ago 46 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have eyes without Pupils or Irises 5 months ago 76 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kim Jong Kardashian or Minka Kelly 5 months ago 53 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wels catfish or Minka Kelly 5 months ago 46 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather try to do while drunk? Eat a full 3 course meal with chopsticks or Put on an outfit consisting of a tank top shirt, a pair of overalls and fishnet stockings and knee high boots. 5 months ago 63 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have every inch of your bedroom walls and ceiling be covered with Various sizes of buttons or Bottle caps 6 months ago 69 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Are your overall feelings towards pickles Positive or Negative 6 months ago 88 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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You're working 8 hours a day, and your work assignment for the day is three different stations. They are moderate difficulty but you're experienced and can handle it (for the most part). Would you rather go to the next station every 60 minutes or 30 minutes 6 months ago 38 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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If you started out lower middle class and suddenly became very rich, would you still shop at the smaller businesses i.e. "Mom and Pop" stores and other small, non-chain stores like you'd find in a small town? Of course, I was once close to poverty and was filled with hopes and dreams and I'd love to help others with theirs now that I have more money. It's good to fuel the local economy. or Pfffft! Hell no! Those peasants are beneath me now that I can afford all the high end luxury items. I couldn't care less about them if I tried. 6 months ago 43 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which is more frustrating? Failing at something you know you can do because you've done it many times before? or Doing something that you've tried to do but always failed at, but after doing it right once, you can't do it correctly again even though you just did it? 6 months ago 67 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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If you had severe amnesia and had to learn virtually everything you knew how to do, who would you rather trust as your teacher? HowToBasic or The Annoying Orange 6 months ago 67 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always end every sentence with "Dot com" or "On a stick" 6 months ago 62 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Painkiller or Painkiller 6 months ago 35 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smash This "ayy lmao" (alien) or This thing (probably a frog of some sort) 6 months ago 56 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Musta, but *insert weird and random thought* or I seriously doubt it. I'm not you. 6 months ago 58 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always Wear your clothes inside out? (No reversible clothes that are designed to wear either way) or Wear your shoes on the wrong feet? (You can't fix them) 6 months ago 59 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which is more likely to cause the war that will end humanity? Religion or Climate change/global warming 6 months ago 73 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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I believe that commenting and asking questions should be a privilege for members only. Who else agrees with me? I agree or I disagree 6 months ago 80 votes 50 comments 0 likes
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CONSPIRACY THEORY!: the douchebag guest from Nevada is actually MindlessPie trolling. She's back but doesn't want to get tied down again because she has stuff to do with her life and getting back on would cause all of her friends on here will beg her to stay making her fall back into the procrastination and distraction that this site can cause. Plausible since both are from Nevada but not likely because there's not much other evidence to support this theory. or Stfu Musta, you're a fvcking moron and nobody wants you on here anymore. Seriously just KYS! JUST. FVCKING. DIE!!!! We all hate you and everyone who acts nice to you are just folks with kind hearts who feel sorry for you and that's the ONLY reason they are nice to you. You don't deserve their sympat 6 months ago 40 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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Which is more frustrating? Trying to do something and failing? or Trying to do something and succeeding but you mess up a lot? 6 months ago 88 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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You're on a walk in your neighborhood and one of the neighbors' dogs barks at you. Not in an aggressive way, but as if it's talking to you in a casual tone. Do you... Talk to it in a human voice or Bark back at it 7 months ago 56 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you find bobble heads to be Fun and/or amusing or Creepy and disturbing 7 months ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Better song? I'm with stupid or I'm with stupid 8 months ago 40 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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How often do you clean your ears? Once every week or so or more or Once every month or less 8 months ago 91 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Is it hypocritical to cherry pick which rules you follow from your religion's holy book/scripture? (Specifically theistic religions) Yes, if you claim to be a true believer you should follow all the rules that your are from your all powerful and all knowing creator. or No, hypocrisy doesn't apply to religion because it's the word of the almighty. 8 months ago 50 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Try to train a dog to pull your finger but somehow accidentally teach them to slap you with their tail? or Watch tv upside down while laying on your back and get potato chip crumbs up your nose from snacking? 9 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always feel slightly Sticky or Greasy 9 months ago 85 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Fill in the blanks: as much as I hate __________, I gotta admit _________. *fills in the blanks* or *runs the risk of getting urinated on* 9 months ago 64 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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When you sneeze, is it usually Quiet/reasonable volume or Loud/obnoxious 9 months ago 69 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever experienced astral projection or had an out of body experience? Yes or Nope 10 months ago 61 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Would you rather *urinates on you* or *fidget spinner dabs on you* 10 months ago 70 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which 90's cereal was better? Mammal O's or Meatloaf Crunch 10 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Glass tastes like blood or The inside of a pillow tastes like choking 10 months ago 67 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which Spongebob remix is more lit? Campfire song remix or Doodlebob remix 10 months ago 60 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which version of the 12 days of Christmas song is better? Redneck or Canadian 10 months ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which George would you rather get high/drunk with? Curious George or George Carlin 10 months ago 67 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who's more terrifying when they are mad? Ed or Sarah 10 months ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Viscous or Vicious 11 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which song would you rather have stuck in your head? "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" or Jingle Bell Rock 11 months ago 67 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How often do you get an eyelash in your eye? Occasionally/ rarely/ never or frequently/ all the time 11 months ago 97 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take way too much Kratom and freak out or Get high off of nutmeg (yes it works I tried it) and feel really weird for a few days 1 year ago 73 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat soup out of A triangular bowl or Rectangular bowl 1 year ago 101 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat soup from a Round bowl or Square bowl 1 year ago 109 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather me do a series on Sexy tractors or Sexy bird legs 1 year ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you enjoy seaweed snacks? Yes or No 1 year ago 39 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you usually prefer deep fried food with breading made from A batter or Crumbs 1 year ago 53 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Esu rehtar uoy dluoW muimerp yfitopS or eerf yfitopS 1 year ago 40 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is it more of a sad thing or a happy thing when you are used to pain? Sad because it means you've been through more pain than anyone should have to go through or Happy because that means that you are stronger now and have overcome so much 1 year ago 62 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? Never being considered good enough no matter how hard you try or Being so over-praised that the value of any compliment you receive is diluted to basically nothing. 1 year ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Narfle the Garthok or Fight MustaKrakish 1 year ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Does having a shortbed pickup truck defeat the purpose of having a pickup truck? Yes/kinda or No 1 year ago 48 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the best friend of someone who is Overconfident to the point of arrogance and have to "bring them down a peg", as they say or Severely lacking confidence to the point of tending to let others walk all over them and have to help them gain some confidence because the actually have a lot of potential. 1 year ago 54 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you find big/high cheekbones to be attractive? Yes or No 1 year ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you find a cleft chin to be attractive? Yes or No 1 year ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which somewhat depressing fact is more interesting? This one or This one 1 year ago 65 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Does making people in court swear on a bible violate the "separation of church and state" rule? Yes or No 1 year ago 62 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather roll coal on a WBC protest or a Klan rally 1 year ago 34 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather roll coal on a BLM rally or an SJW rally 1 year ago 35 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: which of the following brands of car have I NOT gotten a chance to ride in? A: Porsche, B: Jaguar, C: Maserati D: Tesla, E: Aston Martin. Comments or Doesn't comment 1 year ago 29 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: which female pop star do I NOT have on my iPod? A: Björk, B: Avril Lavigne, C: Katy Perry, D: Beyoncé, E: Britney Spears Comments or Doesn't comment 1 year ago 41 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: I've only been to 10 different states, and I hope to visit 39 more. Which of the following states is the one I never want to visit? A: Alabama, B: Wyoming, C: Utah, D: Kansas, E: Mississippi. Comments or Doesn't comment 1 year ago 44 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Better singer? Adam Levine (Maroon 5) or Avril Lavigne 1 year ago 42 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon quiz question 3. Which of the following artists is NOT one of my guilty listening pleasures? A: Abba, B: Britney Spears, C: Nickelback, D: Taylor Swift, E: One Direction. Comments or Doesn't comment 1 year ago 20 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: which phase that I went through lasted the least amount of time? A: full blown old school gangsta/90's hip-hop, B: full blown emo, C: full blown goth, D: full blown Brony, E: full blown hipster? Comments or Doesn't comment 1 year ago 32 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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I guess I'm bored enough to jump on the quiz bandwagon too... Which of my five main fandoms/communities did I get into first? A: Otaku, B: Drag Queen, C: Furry, D: Juggalo, E: Metalhead Comments or Doesn't comment 1 year ago 29 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Does your personality match the description of your Zodiac? Yes/for the most part or Not so much/no not at all 1 year ago 60 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Guster or The Shins 1 year ago 36 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Are you good at minesweeper? Yes or No 1 year ago 72 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which statement is more true? If you can't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? or If you can't laugh at yourself, it's gonna hurt when someone else does it for you. 1 year ago 64 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your fries into (final round) A1 or Ketchup 1 year ago 74 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Preferred French fry dipping option tournament semifinals (2/2) A1 or Mayo 1 year ago 51 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Preferred French fry dipping option tournament semifinals (1/2) Ketchup or Honey mustard 1 year ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round 2] (4/4) 1000 island dressing or Honey mustard 1 year ago 46 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round] (3/4) A1 steak sauce or Sriracha 1 year ago 56 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round 2] (2/4) Cheese or Ketchup 1 year ago 58 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round 2] (1/4) Mayo or Olive oil with herbs 1 year ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (8/8) Vinegar or Olive oil with herbs 1 year ago 75 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (7/8) Tartar sauce or Sriracha 1 year ago 62 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (6/8) 1000 island dressing or Blue cheese dressing 1 year ago 59 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (5/8) Gravy or Cheese sauce 1 year ago 61 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (4/8) A1 steak sauce or HP (Heinz Products) brown sauce 1 year ago 53 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (3/8) Mustard or Honey mustard 1 year ago 56 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (2/8) Ketchup or Fry sauce 1 year ago 68 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (1/8) Ranch dressing or Mayo 1 year ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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When on a double date, does it make more sense for the couples to sit Together on the same side of the table or Across from each other like on a normal date 1 year ago 79 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which SickTanicK track is better? Prometheus or 7 Vital Sins 1 year ago 15 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which quote is better? The fake at people are the ones who brag about being real or Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake 1 year ago 63 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better quote? The man who must brag for himself knows nobody else will or Arrogance requires advertising, confidence speaks for itself 1 year ago 51 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which Nightwish song is better? Bye Bye Beautiful or Master, Passion, Greed 1 year ago 28 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather DOOT or NOOT 1 year ago 54 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drop The bass or The earthly impulse 1 year ago 48 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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When at a restaurant do you prefer Table or Booth 1 year ago 76 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather have staring at you, 6 inches from your face when you wake up? Kim Jong Kardashian or Kim Jong Clinton 1 year ago 77 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Gross but serious question: have you ever had to use an enema or suppository for any reason? Yes or No 1 year ago 69 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you have a hard time leaving a job that you hate but you feel appreciated and respected there? Yes or No 1 year ago 73 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you a pluviophile? Yes, I love the rain or No, I only enjoy bright, sunny days 1 year ago 95 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go camping for a 5 days in Aokigahara or Hoia Baciu 1 year ago 58 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you feel comfortable being naked in front of your pets? (If you don't have any, would you ever comfortable naked in front of them if you did?) Yes or No 1 year ago 58 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Should there be an option of a species badge on rrrather? Yes! We must put an end to specism! or No, you're a fvcking moron! KYS 1 year ago 64 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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You're strapped to a chair with your head restrained, you are being forced to watch what's on the small TV set in front of you. Would you rather be forced to watch Bowling tournament or Golf tournament 1 year ago 73 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you find tennis to be entertaining to watch? Yes or No 1 year ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If there is any creature on earth more retched and vile than humans, it's flies! Do you Agree? or Disagree? 1 year ago 82 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Which of George Lopez's roles do you prefer? His voice acting roles or His live action roles 1 year ago 62 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch an anime (or western cartoon if you're a hater) that Has very lousy animation and ugly art style but has a great plot and awesome voice acting or Has very bland plot and annoying voice acting but has amazing graphics and animation as well as stunning artistic style 1 year ago 68 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which cartoon character would you rather party with? GIR or Donnie Thornberry 1 year ago 62 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you have any birthmarks? Yes (where, how big, and what color?) or Nope 1 year ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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The recorder should be banned and every last one of them should be destroyed. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 year ago 101 votes 51 comments 0 likes
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I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK, HE DRINKS A LAGER DRINK, HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK, HE DRINKS A CIDER DRINK or HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE GOOD TIMES, HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE BETTER TIMES 1 year ago 30 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather see live in concert? Steve Miller Band or Yes 1 year ago 32 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which bathroom prank is better? A cutout of a face staring back at them or A realistic spider drawn on the toilet paper 1 year ago 83 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Change your profile pic at least twice a week (it has to be a noticeable change) as long as you're active on the site or Change your profile pic to copy someone else's profile pic for at least a day or two once per week as long as you're active on the site 1 year ago 44 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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YOU PEOPLE ARE URGED TO DROP THE EARTHLY IMPULSE! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! or Go home mustard-cabbage.... You're more drunkerer *hiccup* than me... 1 year ago 37 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Is the toilet in your home Circular/round? or Ovoid/elongated? 1 year ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment A song or band/artist that in your opinion is so bad that it's good or A movie or show that in your opinion is so bad that it's good 1 year ago 41 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take an online test to see if you Are sociopathic? or Are schizophrenic? 1 year ago 63 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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MustaKrakish has posted the following comments:

Hence why it's weird that I'm agreeing with you in this case. 3 minutes ago  
A small amount in my morning coffee 5 minutes ago  
That could easily tangle in various obstacles. 2 hours ago  
I don't throw parties, I crash them. 2 hours ago  
B is cancer on every possible level. 3 hours ago +2
There's always a bit of truth to those old timey cures. Unless they involve some kind of ritual. Maybe not as effective as modern medicine but there's no way placebo could work enough to keep a treatment that has zero effect on the ailment. 3 hours ago  
*remains unphased* 3 hours ago +1
Overrated but still WAY better than B. 3 hours ago  
Not B 3 hours ago +1
Should win this whole thing. Or at least make it to the quarter finals. 3 hours ago  
Hook up with my cheating ex for "old times sake" 4 hours ago +1
Wear a wing suit and only fly at night. The wing suit is just in case someone sees me mid flight. 4 hours ago +2
You talk as if money is the ONLY thing that motivates people. As if there's no such thing as being passionate about a trade. Nobody in the world loves what they do and money is the only reason to get up in the morning according to your logic. In fact, there are many people, myself included, who don't chase their dreams and passions because their isn't a market for it and we live in a world where time is money and if what you spend your time doing doesn't make money, you're wasting your time. The necessity of making money drives many creative minds who have a foot firmly planted in reality away from what they love and go to something they have little to no passion for because they need to make ends meet. 4 hours ago  
*defecates on you* 7 hours ago  
Requires real talent 7 hours ago  
Pretty obvious that it's no big deal for me. Plus at least it's my own urine. 7 hours ago  
It's a common fetish. 7 hours ago  
Become a great magician 13 hours ago  
Or better yet just save that brain for someone who deserves it. 13 hours ago  
It's a dance that Was a craze several years ago https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZglqkCRNt8 13 hours ago  
"Provides warmth" That's what pants are for. As far as the stenosis goes, there are a couple of inflammatory conditions that NOT having a foreskin can prevent or at least reduce the likelihood of. And the helping with orgasms thing, I'm not sure how common that is but I've never come across a guy who had a problem reaching a climax, cut or uncut. 13 hours ago  
Kinkeh 13 hours ago +1
That means nothing because their are people who enjoy getting multiple piercings in their genitals. 13 hours ago  
A little bit. Not my favorite but it's a good second or third round drink imo. Certainly more palatable than the ultra dry hopped IPA style my father likes. 13 hours ago  
They are doing it to mock the douggie not to mock Satan. It's supposed to be satirical. 19 hours ago  
How is human a good quality to have? 19 hours ago  
Bullet ants 21 hours ago  
I have a license to drive but not a license to fly. 22 hours ago  
I AM GROOT 22 hours ago +2
I believe you're thinking of half baked 23 hours ago  
Racist 23 hours ago  
Separate sepukku style. If someone is my enemy, I'd rather die than touch them or even be in the same room with them. If you can't say the same thing then you don't know the meaning of hatred or what an enemy really is. 23 hours ago +1
B was terrible 23 hours ago  
Rusty nails aren't that bad, there are better cocktails available but still. 23 hours ago  
Cancer 23 hours ago +2
Hotter 23 hours ago +1
A rare occasion that I agree with you 1 day ago +2
If it is good enough quality to get the job done then that's good enough for me. The way I see it, it's better than living in a world where women are treated like shît, gays are executed, science is nonexistent and so many other horrible things. The list of capital crimes according to the bible includes some petty things that you could get killed over. Plus with B, it would encourage anyone who wanted something better than what they could buy to make it themselves. 1 day ago  
Mostly with the ends of sentences but sometimes that too. 1 day ago  
Easy 1 day ago  
Juvia would murder me for even looking at her man. With the scenario in A she'd drag it out as long as possible. 1 day ago  
A is pure oppression. B just prevents you from having a chance to ever be rich. 1 day ago  
Not exactly top 20 for me but I can't say I dislike them either. It's a band I have to be in the mood for to enjoy. You really should give these bands and others like them a chance. Especially the band Amaranthe. I think you'd probably like them. 1 day ago  
Wait until you try a good craft beer. I used to hate beer as well but then I discovered that if you go beyond the generic swill that frat boy chug by the keg-full, there's so many different tastes. 1 day ago  
He's the bleakest, blandest person I've ever come across on this site. If you think it seems like I hate everything, this guy makes me seem like the opposite by comparison. His personality is dryer than the Atacama Desert in Chile. That and he does something that is a pet peeve of mine. He NEVER puts a space after punctuation marks before continuing what he has to say. 1 day ago  
Female circumcision on the other hand doesn't even have any SUPPOSED benefits, it's just to make them less likely to be promiscuous (according to the cultures that practice it.) Complications are very common with it and it actually causes deformation whereas male circumcision only takes away an excess bit of skin. 1 day ago +2
Foreskin has no practical use anymore. It's a leftover of anatomy from an era in human history that predates the advent of clothing. It used to be for protecting the penis but now that we have pants to do that there's no need for it. It's a low risk procedure when done by a professional and the benefits greatly outweigh the risk. Complications are extremely rare. 1 day ago  
B is hotter but I once had a level 76 Quagsire. That thing was almost unstoppable! 1 day ago  
How is being talented gay? Is it the vocals you don't like or is the music just too intense? 1 day ago  
He's overrated. There are several rappers faster than him and with better bars. He's only as popular as he is because he's white. 1 day ago  
C: live bullied and become stronger from it not killing me. Hardship builds character. 1 day ago  
True but I've seen it happen way too often to not at least somewhat expect it. 1 day ago  
Easy 1 day ago  
Close one. 1 day ago  
Better in every way. 1 day ago  
Tough. B is something I grew up listening to entire albums of at a time. A was just something cool on the radio occasionally. 1 day ago  
That's the response you get in A when you fail then you get praised and rewarded the same as you would have been if you had succeeded. Not really good incentive to achieve greatness when failure gets you just as much at the time. 1 day ago  
Already do. Depending on what you mean by hate. 1 day ago  
I hate him more than I hate platinumstar, ssg2 and DK-garage combined 1 day ago  
Imagine being such a brainwashed liberal that you think coddling them is better than letting them know that the world isn't a nice place. 1 day ago  
Fvck modern games 1 day ago  
Flat is justice 1 day ago  
Make it hockey themed them we'll talk. 1 day ago  
Despite being smaller, they insisted on each of the teachers' classes doing different plays so they weren't just repeating the same thing 6-7 times until the last class performed. 1 day ago  
it's rare to see people anymore who think in the middle instead of one side or the other like politics tries to force us to do. 1 day ago  
Mine was a little over half of that size up until I was in 7th grade. Luckily (if you can even call being crammed onto bleachers like sardines and made to sing sh*tty music with a majority of the others around you being unable to carry a tune lucky) they only made us do chorus in 5th and 6th. But there was the ever-cancerous recorder flutes we were forced to play in 3rd and 4th grade. 1 day ago  
Agreed with catlover but the ratio should be 2:1 with the majority being B. 1 day ago  
The district I went to had a solution for that: write more plays so there's enough roles for everyone to be in at least one of them. 1 day ago  
The only thing France or anyone from there ever did right involves the cheese, pastry and wines the country is known for. 1 day ago +1
If they would have tried any of that bullshït on me in high school, I'd have dropped out, consequences be damned! Lucky for me they stopped even requiring a music class at all if you replaced it with another elective when I got past 8th grade. 1 day ago  
True but this is inspired by the back and forth between me and KindaPsycho on that other question. 1 day ago  
Depends what they did. I'm not a brainwashed Christian so I have nothing against getting vengeance. If it's something petty that they did and I went too far with the revenge I'd probably feel bad but usually I don't seek vengeance unless it's worth a severe retaliation from my end of things. 1 day ago  
This is why https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm1osmEK3f8 1 day ago  
I'd just not show up and let them deal with that cancer on their own. Let them find someone to fill the role they tried to get me to play. IDGAF if it's a flop, it's their fault for casting someone who almost certainly told them no unless they paid me a minimum of 6 figures per minute. And that's on the condition that I had no lines and my face would stay completely hidden. If it wasn't abundantly clear, I'm sill bitter a decade and a half later about being FORCED by the curriculum to be in my class's elementary school plays. Even all the cringe of every sh*tty fandom in existence combined is nothing compared to how bad school plays are. 1 day ago +1
There have been a few that gave her a run for her money. 1 day ago  
I'd rather not be lied to only to be torn apart by reality later. Your so called bliss will vanish in an instant when you have to become a functioning adult member of society. 1 day ago  
If I knew why I feel this way I'd have fixed it by now. 1 day ago  
Also, B says they won't abuse you mentally or physically. Basically the question is asking whether it's better to baby them their whole life and give them too much optimism which will almost certainly be their downfall if tragedy strikes them or give them a dose of reality so they have a shot at making it independently in the real world. 1 day ago  
Half the time overprotective the other half too lenient. I didn't deserve the second chances hat I got in life and they should have just let me get locked up for those petty teenager crimes like graffiti and trespassing and disturbing the peace. And the fist fights that I got into when I was younger. I'm stuck between being grateful that they have been so supportive and put up with my bullshït for so long, and feeling like they should have done more pushing than supporting I'd be further in life than I am now. 1 day ago  
I'd still take that over the politically correct bullshït they call supportive being spoonfed to me only to have the real world hit you like a ton of bricks dropped from the top of the Burj Khalifa because of being completely sheltered from reality. 1 day ago  
Plus A is absolutely toxic. It's basically just doing the work for them and coddling them. A is what causes people to live in their parents basement, acting as a parasite on them until they die, leave their kids with the inheritance that they blow all of within a year on drugs and STD-infected prostitutes of their preferred gender. Then they either overdose or hang themselves in the attic. 2 days ago  
I wish I had B but more harsh. I don't deserve all that they do for me. In fact if they'd have used corporal punishment I'd probably have a degree in something or at least have a successful "just-to-prove-them-wrong" career. Maybe not even something I'm passionate about. I wish they gave me more to fight back against so my naturally occurring anger within would feel like it's supposed to be there. 2 days ago +1
*slaps you with a rubber chicken filled with real raw chicken guts* 2 days ago  
There's nothing besides that for you no matter when you posted it. 2 days ago  
A result of my phone screen being cracked and the touch screen not working properly because of it. 2 days ago  
If they weren't so overplayed on the radio I'd be more inclined not to hate them. Their instrumentals are barely strong enough to consider them as hard rock. And the vocals aren't anything to write home about. The band Amaranthe is a great example of what I consider REAL music. I've really been digging their latest albums. 2 days ago  
Never played it. B just looks like a doctor who character. And whovians are so annoying. No offense if you are one but if you are then you probably know what I'm talking about. 2 days ago  
Have you actually listened to either. These bands have the best female vocalists in the music industry! Plus the the instrumentals are insanely beautiful. 2 days ago  
Also, hold on a second, 1/1!? Seriously, there are several other bands that could go toe to toe with these two. Amaranthe, Within Temptation, Delain, Solborn, Storm Horizon, Xandria, Overdream and Lunatica just to name a few. 2 days ago +1
As much as I love A, I'm more familiar with B's music. I have every album they've ever released. 2 days ago  
Not even close. 2 days ago  
A is the worst 2 days ago  
B is trash 2 days ago  
B can only go fast. A actually has skill. 2 days ago  
Befriending an enemy is just begging to get hurt. 2 days ago  
More important. I'd still feel that way even if I was a woman. 2 days ago  
Less interracial 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
I'm a fairly decent bass player. I'd probably ot to form a band with no vocalist though. 2 days ago  
Seems less British 2 days ago  
Not really. I don't have AIDS, but I do happen to be an nonsymptomatic carrier of gonorrhea. 2 days ago  
Probably had too much. Those things can be wicked potent but the onset of a high tends to be a bit delayed. You probably underestimated the stuff. 2 days ago +1
None that I ever met though 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
Kinkeh. 2 days ago  
It's already had both halves of a half-life. 2 days ago  
Already am. 2 days ago  
More racist. 2 days ago  
Or just a lying Christian who wants to seem "holier than thou". 2 days ago  
Both are long overdue for the end. 2 days ago  
Just look up rule 16 of the Internet. 2 days ago +1
It's been since the 17th of last month. 2 days ago  
Hotter 2 days ago  
If they refuse to get rid of it then yes. 2 days ago  
I need at least half that anyway. 2 days ago  
*binge drinks booze without concern for liver health* 3 days ago  
Japan solos 3 days ago  
Less overrated 3 days ago  
No contest 3 days ago  
Less math 3 days ago +1
Definitely 3 days ago  
By donating $50 to the wounded warrior project 3 days ago +1
All rats carry AIDS. 3 days ago  
I'm bi 3 days ago +1
Already have 3 days ago  
Definitely 3 days ago  
Not B 3 days ago  
Not A 3 days ago +1
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! 3 days ago  
I can actually see a semblance of meaning in B. I can't quite put it into words but yeah, I see it. 3 days ago  
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! 3 days ago  
zucchine del giorno 3 days ago  
Hotter 4 days ago  
B is cancer 4 days ago  
I'm an it 4 days ago  
B then A 4 days ago  
Both are meh at best. 4 days ago  
Tough 4 days ago  
Less overrated 4 days ago  
Less overrated 4 days ago  
Kinkeh 4 days ago  
At the time I wrote that I'm pretty sure I had a ratio of 5:1 with the majority of it being a mix of hard ciders and craft beers 4 days ago +1
YABBA DABBA SATAN! 4 days ago +1
I'm not in school anymore. Haven't been since I graduated in 2013, probably never will be again. 4 days ago  
Sometimes 4 days ago  
Hotter 4 days ago  
Tis the spirit of the booze not of my blood speaking. 4 days ago +1
Football is cancer 4 days ago +1
Anyone that doesn't have A is a fvcking wuss 4 days ago  
I'd rather have a power that wasn't generic cancer. 4 days ago  
Boink Princess Peach because logic. 4 days ago +2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1-IEsz0lQnA 4 days ago  
That's the spirit! 4 days ago +1
It actually is but much like karma, it doesn't mean what most think it does. 4 days ago  
*defecates on you* 4 days ago +1
That's what she said 4 days ago  
My home phone is broken. Never said it had to be my cell phone. 4 days ago  
Misclick. 4 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-l4bt8agqw 4 days ago  
"HEYYYYY MACARENA!!! 4 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ocoIKCtF9s 4 days ago  
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEED!! 4 days ago  
BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP!!! 4 days ago +1
Hotter 4 days ago  
Says the guy in Florida where everything is weird regardless of who is living in the White House. 5 days ago +3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYrLiaZUoM (Title of link = the first part of the comment) A thumbs up given when the giver is drunk still counts on this site to the benefit of the person who made the comment that got a like. 5 days ago  
Sounds gayer 5 days ago  
How can we dance when the Earth is turning? 5 days ago  
Kinkeh 5 days ago  
I despise anything iggy pop is/was involved with. 5 days ago  
Hotter 5 days ago  
Start with small venues to boost her confidence. Then work up to bigger venues as she realizes what she has talent-wise. 5 days ago  
You're as generic and lame as a mumble rapper. 5 days ago +1
You're as annoying as a dry booger that whistles when you breathe. 5 days ago  
You're as useless as a tailpipe on a Tesla. 5 days ago  
Do both and have at least part of the day making me feel accomplished and the other half of it being the harsh reality of the real world most working class people deal with. Balance. 5 days ago  
Not entirely sure how Jews' faith works but it's probably a safe bet that they believe that they will go to their version of heaven if they die while praying. 5 days ago  
I put garlic in almost everything else I consume. 5 days ago  
Hotter 5 days ago  
Already accomplished. I have interplanetary citizenship. Both on Earth and on Remulak. 5 days ago  
Give him the panda from A. He can hold it hostage for food money. When the authorities receive the cub they will take it to a safe place and the man still gets fed. 2 birds one stone. 5 days ago  
Depends on how deep the lake is and how remote the forest is. 5 days ago  
I have naturally curly hair. Blonde would look horrible on me. 5 days ago  
Freedom 5 days ago  
I'd rather exist. 5 days ago  
Already do B 5 days ago  
Not A 5 days ago  
B is trash. 5 days ago  
Misclick 5 days ago  
Damn Daniel! 5 days ago  
5'3.5" 5 days ago  
Once again, I have several albums of this artist. I even have a couple on vinyl. 5 days ago  
A has talent but not the genre I prefer. I actually like the covers of their music better. 5 days ago  
A is the original artist for Sound of Silence. (Hello darkness my old friend) 5 days ago  
Never heard of B but A is overrated. 5 days ago  
A are good but B are way better. 5 days ago  
My gf and I do often. 5 days ago  
//www.rrrather.com/view/211400 5 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_LE1BeAKMM 5 days ago  
Same 5 days ago  
Closet weeb 5 days ago  
Closet weeb 5 days ago  
Closet weeb 5 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzfJF3C0CI&itct=CBIQpDAYACITCMvrzZXH2tQCFQWMnAodg1kGfjIHcmVsYXRlZEih5MjKobyq6B4%3D 5 days ago  
Already did. We ended up breaking up over something not related to them being trans. I forget the exact details but it was over something trivial. 5 days ago  
If not for self defense, what possible reason could be valid for civilian to possess a firearm? Also, it doesn't seem like those laws are actually enforced in this day and age. 6 days ago  
We are made up of material of the universe. We are sentient. Because we are part of the universe and are sentient, that means the universe itself is in a way sentient as well. 6 days ago  
Trump won because of 4 reasons (1) he's a meme and people trolling voted for him as a goof. (2) he had more money to spend on smear campaigning against Hilary. (3) the Russians. (4) the electoral college exists (which it shouldn't). 6 days ago +3
The music is even worse. 6 days ago +1
Euthanasia for terminally ill 6 days ago  
Hotter 6 days ago  
Less responsible for global warming 6 days ago  
Never A 6 days ago  
Already can. 6 days ago  
Already knew A because a friend of mine's parents had A happen to theirs. 6 days ago  
A is cancer 6 days ago  
Already can. 6 days ago  
Holo 6 days ago  
Hotter 6 days ago  
A is trash 6 days ago  
Clicked for the mustang 6 days ago  
Kinkeh 6 days ago  
Kinkeh 6 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wG7EMS9eaKg 6 days ago  
Had that one about Major Tom stuck in my head the other day. 6 days ago +1
I'm not one professionally but I am trained to be. I'm just stuck at a dead end job right now until something I can get behind opens up locally. 6 days ago  
B has better food but other than that A is better. 6 days ago  
The electronic devices part is the only thing I find repugnant. But only if it's involving social media. 6 days ago  
Been there done that 6 days ago  
One of the finest programs from the 90's 6 days ago  
I always do. Mosh pits at Juggalo concerts prepare me for the worst of mobs. I live for the thrill. 6 days ago  
Basement 6 days ago  
If anyone can kill a mood, it's me. 6 days ago +1
Not B 6 days ago  
A is just called slang 6 days ago +1
Fried 6 days ago +1
The pic for B is a perfect summary of the Republican Party 6 days ago +6
And they'd be like https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=25f2IgIrkD4 6 days ago  
My cousin does and that thing is a BEAST! 6 days ago  
Not a fatty 6 days ago  
All minds of higher consciousness are connected. We are all part of the universe experiencing itself subjectively. 6 days ago  
I have every album of theirs on iTunes 6 days ago  
A is cancer. Even the name is terrible. 6 days ago  
Named after a sex toy in a book. 6 days ago  
Somehow I already knew B. I think I heard it on GMM 6 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 6 days ago  
The same happens to me with music related questions hence why I don't ask them on a daily basis. 6 days ago +1
I'd honestly be more star struck than anything. Ted Allen is on my top ten list of celebs I want to meet someday. 6 days ago +2
Same. Most of which involves some kind of pun. 6 days ago +1
Hotter 6 days ago  
Same but A is definitely a rare exception. 6 days ago  
What's inside only determines whether they are just a passing fling, or actually marriage material. 6 days ago  
A is better. Trust me. 6 days ago  
I have enough things in life to cry about. I don't need B hitting me in the feels. 6 days ago  
Ugh, both are cancer but B is more malignant. 6 days ago  
Depends what time they open. 6 days ago  
Not even close. Easily top 5 faves 6 days ago  
I wanted to like A but the quality was just lacking 6 days ago  
Booze helps A LOT. 6 days ago  
B just sounds like a security thing. 1 week ago  
*urinates on you* 1 week ago +1
Ignore them. Just a bigot, probably very much Christian. Enough of a hypocrite to be one anyway. Says they hate furries yet has a fursona as a profile pic. Claims to hate anime but probably a closet weeb. 1 week ago  
That might actually have something to do with why I like them. They are average at best and also mainstream, but they are so popular to hate that that I don't feel like a sheep for liking them. 1 week ago  
Exactly 1 week ago +1
B is anyone who hates A 1 week ago  
Not sure if bandwagon hater or music elitist. 1 week ago  
Invert the colors and you've got the perfect skin tone. After that you just need to reduce the nose and lips slightly. 1 week ago  
It's one thing if they are just a bit below average looking and slightly chubby when you see them for the first time, it's entirely different when they are THAT ugly and obese and they didn't have the decency to at least warn you. At that level it's as good as false advertising! 1 week ago  
They teach abstinence instead of sex ed in the bible belt of America. That's statistically where the highest teen pregnancy rate is. There's strong enough correlation between the two factors that it's definitely no coincidence. They teach them that contraceptives are almost always useless(which is obviously not the case), then when they go ahead and smash anyway because that's just what hormonally charged teens do, they don't bother with contraceptives because they were misinformed about their effectiveness. If they'd have received proper education on the matter so they at least knew the basics, they'd be far less likely to get knocked up. 1 week ago  
I've listened to some of it and the best is just meh for me. 1 week ago  
I actually have an entire album of theirs on CD. 1 week ago  
Both trash. Voted randomly 1 week ago  
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto 1 week ago  
If notice from my other senses that they were morbidly obese. Plus you can tell by their voice most of the time. You could also notice if they get winded too easily that there's something wrong. That plus you would be able to feel their fat rolls when you embraced them. 1 week ago +1
Not Toyota 1 week ago  
Probably her ghost seeking closure before moving on. Either that or there's two generations having passed and the girl I see is the granddaughter of the woman I lost 70 years prior. Regardless, I'd still approach and try to meet them. 1 week ago +1
No matter how white you make a black character act, you're not going to get rid of stereotypes. 1 week ago  
More healthy mentally. 1 week ago  
Tis the cancer of the season. 1 week ago  
Don't know or care. I rolled my eyes the first time I saw the commercial for this movie. 1 week ago  
Depends on how close you are to them and how much pull they have in the mob for B. 1 week ago +1
Probably because you're not on wifi. If you are then I have no explanation. 1 week ago  
Definitely 1 week ago  
Awesome band. Overhated for sure. 1 week ago +3
B is nothing more than a meme. 1 week ago  
Definitely 1 week ago  
KYS 1 week ago  
KYS 1 week ago  
A is a thing of beauty. B is just disgusting. 1 week ago  
Misclick https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nweOlBP9Was 1 week ago  
I've had both happen to me on Grindr. 1 week ago  
B wouldn't surprise me because I've got Italian heritage. A would actually give me street cred 1 week ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiWGbHr81U 1 week ago  
It prevents abortions so really the religious people who oppose both need to realize they are being stupid. 1 week ago  
Not if you drag it out slowly 1 week ago  
When pride turns to arrogance and exceptionalism, it's a problem. 1 week ago  
(1) one person going vegan isn't gonna save the rainforest and India is the biggest problem when it comes to bovine flatulence pollution. (2) I actually have a few solar panels installed in my house to reduce my carbon footprint. Also https://qz.com/africa/1316625/air-pollution-is-killing-young-children-in-african-cities-say-scientists/amp/ what was that about Africa not having a massive carbon footprint? The part of Africa I was referring to are the densely populated countries, not the sparsely populated countries that are mostly made up of indigenous tribes that don't have much if any modern technology (3) if I understand what you're saying in your third point correctly, that everyone should scrunch up closer together all in one area to save the planet, fvck that shît there are other ways to help nature. (4) how much animal habit would else be disrupting if we used that much space? Also, unless the 9 billion you are referring to is just talking about the population in Africa by 2050, I seriously doubt that your estimate for the population is accurate. I doubt that we'll make it past the 2020's before the world's population hits and passes 9 billion people. 1 week ago  
Not sure which is sh*ttier, B or the vehicle it's named after. 1 week ago  
My old house keys that go to the old lock that has since been replaced. 1 week ago  
I got shot in the buttocks. 1 week ago  
Both suck 1 week ago  
Not B 1 week ago  
B is too plain. 1 week ago  
Never went to college. Also, A is so accurate. 1 week ago  
A is just honesty 1 week ago  
Either way they are getting evicted. 1 week ago  
Average medium sized house with an underground mansion. 1 week ago  
Pretend I'm biting my nail 1 week ago  
ICP 1 week ago  
A is trash but B is cancer. 1 week ago  
So cute 1 week ago  
Weed is legal there. 1 week ago  
Weed, garlic and ginger fix everything. 1 week ago  
No there'd still be a lot of homeless people. If everyone was educated then the standards of everything would just increase. 1 week ago  
Anyone who supports trump or hates furries because of believing the lies on the Internet about them. 1 week ago  
Wow more comments than votes 1 week ago  
Suicide 1 week ago  
Scented candles with berry scents give me a headache. 1 week ago  
*urinates on you* 1 week ago  
Neither. I'm white. 1 week ago  
Sometimes. Prison gay is a thing and is a choice. But most gays are born gay. 1 week ago  
Hard cider 1 week ago  
Less evil 1 week ago  
Obviously 1 week ago  
Peppermint is good for headache relief. 1 week ago  
Exactly 1 week ago  
There's still too many people. More people means more human encroachment on wilderness and more habitat destruction for other species. Just because we can expand doesn't mean we should. Even if the entire population of earth could cram into the state of Texas, which is what I've heard people claim to be the case, doesn't mean we're gonna make the smart decision and NOT take more from nature instead of using the space we already have. We as a species have a track record of some very unwise decisions. 1 week ago +1
I'm bi. 1 week ago  
It doesn't matter as long as the animation and voice acting are the same as they used to be. That's what's the main problem with these reboots these days. They change them too much from the original. My favorite shows were kinda stupid to begin with so I don't mind them coming back stupid. Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and Beavis and Butthead were meant to be stupid. 1 week ago +2
Definitely 1 week ago  
Are B even popular enough to consider famous? 1 week ago  
I'm on a boat 1 week ago  
B is good but A is goat 1 week ago  
A is something that probably happened at McDonald's but as a marketing tactic got pinned on BK. B is just a simple matter of dyslexia. 1 week ago  
Hotter 1 week ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-wcVtxkYzfk you people are urged to drop the earthly impulse 1 week ago  
Racist 1 week ago  
We're already overpopulated. Just because the earth can HOLD more humans doesn't mean that we need more of them. The rest of the world needs to follow Japan's footsteps in terms of population. Especially China and India and Africa. 1 week ago  
Except don't try smoking mint leaves. I was one of those idiot teens who experimented with different stuff like that because of something I heard somewhere. Though nutmeg does have a capacity to get you high, but I highly recommend NOT doing it. The side effects are worse than the high is worth. 1 week ago  
Currency and wenches 1 week ago  
I have fairly decent swordsmanship. Pretty much the only way they could take me out is if they had 3 or more men ganging up on me. 1 week ago  
Funkeh 1 week ago  
Pure tobacco actually has a pleasant aroma. People who don't like it have a bias because of anti-cigarette propaganda. There's also different varieties so they don't all smell the same. 1 week ago +1
As if they'd go anywhere near me. They'd be running from stench. 1 week ago  
How is B winning?! 1 week ago  
Hits from the bong 1 week ago  
There's nothing normal about not being able to walk ten feet without having to take s break because you can't breathe. 1 week ago  
Already am. A is just disgusting. 1 week ago  
Breathe underwater 1 week ago  
Mayo lube works great. 1 week ago  
Vader cheated 1 week ago  
Obviously. B is for cowards. Plus it says you get training. I'm actually pretty skilled with swords. 1 week ago  
I'm not a pansy 1 week ago  
They're comfortable 1 week ago  
Me 1 week ago  
Automatic transmission 1 week ago  
Lotto 1 week ago  
Big fluffy wolf tail. 1 week ago  
What if I told you there was more than one kind of crayon? 1 week ago  
He should have won 1 week ago  
Unless I'm at work. They don't allow it. Also I prefer shorts. 1 week ago  
Hockey 1 week ago  
B is cancer 1 week ago  
B naturally. But I've been dying it lately. 1 week ago  
People who do B piss me off 1 week ago  
B are retarded 1 week ago  
If it's mainstream it's shît. Very few exceptions. 1 week ago  
Probably the French history books. 1 week ago  
Misclick. Until it's born, it's considered an organ in the woman. 1 week ago  
I'm a Juggalo 1 week ago  
B is trash 1 week ago  
I'm not even half that age and I already take pills 1 week ago  
They got moves like jaguar. 1 week ago  
Technically you wouldn't be a furry, you'd be an actual wolf. 1 week ago  
Found the Christian 1 week ago  
NHL 1 week ago  
Proof that it started going downhill after Melee 1 week ago  
Misclick. I'd feel complete. 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QpPWvhn2RfQ 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVc_5uUErP8 1 week ago  
People who are normal or pretend to be are what's wrong with the world 1 week ago  
1 week ago  
A is cancer 1 week ago  
Depends what the victim of diarrhea rate. 1 week ago  
Racist 1 week ago  
B= KILL IT WITH FIRE! 1 week ago  
A is better in herbal tinctures and such. B is pleasant to an extent but can easily become overbearing. Still better than A though. 1 week ago  
Depends what time of year it's trying to simulate. 1 week ago  
If I tried that I'd just sound drunk. Not very intimidating since I'm not that convincing with my UK accents. 1 week ago  
More chance of audible creatures. Especially demons. 1 week ago  
Hence why it's trash 1 week ago  
Use my plan A of home defense: babble incoherently while naked and wielding a hatchet and start running at the intruder. I only ever got to use it once but it was definitely effective. Though looking back im pretty sure they were looking for my neighbors a few doors down. 1 week ago +3
I hear what you're saying but does the Danish government wast the tax dollars they collect on lining corrupt politicians' wallets, military excess and surplus, wars that are completely unnecessary and an infamously brutal police force like America does? Or do they actually put it to good use and fund the schools, infrastructure and healthcare system with it? Ya gotta look at more than the perspective of "I wanna keep more money for stuff I want". 1 week ago +2
Hopefully. A looks like a sh*tty knockoff of Kirby. And that little fvcker is the most annoying character in the SSB franchise. 1 week ago  
Hotter 1 week ago +1
If you make a billion dollars a year and after all is paid, you still have $150 million dollars. Oh boo-hoo, you can't afford a third mansion or a seventh yacht. Cry me a river... Seriously there are people who make due with less than 1% of your yearly income after taxes. I have a hard time feeling sorry for people like that. I'll admit 60% is a tad high (personally I think it should max out at 40%), but still. 1 week ago  
*slaps you with a raw chicken carcass* 1 week ago  
Priuses shouldn't even exist. 1 week ago  
Hail Satan 1 week ago  
Chink>>>>>> spic 1 week ago  
Says the land whale with terminal morbid obesity. 1 week ago  
KYS 1 week ago  
Not Chevy 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQnXWzng_xg 1 week ago  
Not B 1 week ago  
Not A 1 week ago +1
Power metal/ speed metal > geezer music. 1 week ago  
People who pick A never heard B. 1 week ago  
Meaning that only the rich could afford to campaign. Meanwhile the people with kind hearts and great ideas remain the least influential in politics if they have no money. It's been proven time and time again that the filthy rich top 0.1% don't care about the poor. They just pander to a few of them to make themselves look good. Bill gates being an obvious rare exception to this. A vast majority of super rich people care more about making more millions/billions. 1 week ago +1
You mama so ugly, she make ME look pretty. 1 week ago  
If that's per year, by the time I'd get A, B would have paid me $1.35 million 1 week ago  
More hours means more pay 1 week ago  
B is cancer 1 week ago  
Foreigners should not be allowed to donate 1 week ago +2
*urinates on you* 1 week ago  
What if the driver gets off from the back of the bus? 1 week ago  
Better aborted than ending up in a human trafficking ring 1 week ago  
Science is art. 1 week ago  
"I'M STREAKING!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!" 1 week ago  
Canada should leave it as well. 1 week ago  
A makes me too emotional. 1 week ago  
Purple 1 week ago  
Saw Grenda, clicked B. 1 week ago  
If that's the case, why are dogs used to hunt wild pigs? 1 week ago  
Hilarious 1 week ago  
Both suck 1 week ago  
Kawaii 1 week ago +1
If it means big corporations can't buy the elections, definitely. We need to destroy the oligarchy! 1 week ago +3
Everything else should be banned 1 week ago  
Money shouldn't be involved in politics. At least not in the campaign aspect of it. 1 week ago  
B is all auto tune 1 week ago  
B is cancer 1 week ago  
Never rode either. KYS 1 week ago  
They shouldn't be alive at all. Just artificially sustained to keep spare organs viable when needed. We already have too many people breeding, we don't need artificially made additions to this problem. 1 week ago +1
Also underage who didn't get proper education on the subject but instead were told just not to. And rape victims. They should be allowed to get abortions. 1 week ago  
KYS 1 week ago  
Alcohol does that. 1 week ago  
IDGAF 1 week ago  
A is cancer at this point. 1 week ago  
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/60654032/and-i-should-care-why.jpg 1 week ago +1
Obviously 1 week ago +1
Guns shouldn't even exist. It should be all swords and knives. 1 week ago  
Not sure if I'm too high or not high enough to understand the question. 1 week ago +2
My kid would protect me. If I destroyed the only things that could hurt them, they would be invincible. 1 week ago  
I'd raise them to spare who I tell them to. The question states that they respect me so this could actually work out. 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYXgRzkl2k 1 week ago  
KYS 1 week ago  
I'd raise them with pride. I'd actually destroy those knives just to prevent anyone else from trying to hurt my kid. 1 week ago  
Definitely 1 week ago  
Easy. 1 week ago  
B has a redundant name 1 week ago +2
Tough 1 week ago  
Not an overpriced Toyota 1 week ago  
Carter was the best 1 week ago  
I already have B 1 week ago  
I'm fairly well spoken when drunk. 1 week ago  
It smells like victory! LOL 1 week ago  
Depends on who's smiling and why 1 week ago  
Not A. 1 week ago  
Natsu, Gajeel, Wendy, Erza and Gray. 1 week ago  
Björk 1 week ago  
They found bones that looked like what they expected his to look like. It's all fake. 1 week ago  
B is trash. 1 week ago  
Not A 1 week ago  
Dental implants ftw 1 week ago  
Real potatoes 1 week ago  
You'd be foolish to deny either's existence 1 week ago  
Chupafly 1 week ago  
I hope these two wipe each other off the face of the planet. 1 week ago  
B is trash but A is worse. 1 week ago +1
Never B 1 week ago  
I see no downside. Cut China and India in half population-wise. And get rid of most of Africa. 1 week ago  
Typical Christian bigot 1 week ago  
A is horrible, B is wonderful. 1 week ago  
Garlic, ginger and weed fix everything. 1 week ago  
Have fun getting killed by a psychotic stranger 1 week ago  
Like my late Poppop 1 week ago  
B is horrible in every way 1 week ago  
Moist 1 week ago  
Dog 1 week ago  
Exactly. 1 week ago +1
KYS 1 week ago  
Agreed 1 week ago  
Breast cancer. So people will stop turning everything pink during a month that is supposed to be about black, orange, purple and green. 1 week ago  
Depends 1 week ago  
B is parasites causing bloat 1 week ago  
A is cancer, B is amazing and hilarious 1 week ago  
Racist 1 week ago  
That's what she said 1 week ago +1
And futanari 1 week ago +1
Stain 1 week ago  
That's a shame. 1 week ago +1
Also, A are basically what would happen if you crossed the Beatles with the Wiggles. Not a good combination and neither part are good either. 1 week ago  
Skittles sweet heat 1 week ago +1
B have one song that's well known. 1 week ago  
RIP Dolores 1 week ago  
But can you differentiate between the 60+ different species of eagles? Even I struggle with that category of birds. 1 week ago  
The best recipe for it replaces the breadcrumbs with crushed Cheez-Its 1 week ago +1
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