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SCENARIO: you just got hit by a car while crossing the street and you went through the windshield. You are still fully conscious (albeit in a bit of pain) and since aside from this, you are in a pretty good mood. You decide that if would be appropriate to crack a joke/say something witty. Would you rather say HERE'S JOHNNY! or Is that all you got? My neighbor's Prius can hit harder! 2 days ago 45 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Regret doing something you HAVE done or Regret something you HAVEN'T done 1 week ago 62 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Your total number of thumbs up from your comments be on your profile page and not just on the top 1000 list or Be able to see all of your comments and questions posted (and not have a ton of them hidden) 1 week ago 52 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which cough syrup do you prefer? (Based on the videos) This one or That one 1 week ago 45 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather support BLM (black lives matter) or BLM (Brak lives matter) 1 week ago 102 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your mental voice be Zorak or Space ghost 2 weeks ago 73 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you pick? Strong Bad or Brak 2 weeks ago 69 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which band would you rather listen to Diarrhea Planet or Butthole Surfers 2 weeks ago 48 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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When you see a nose, is your first instinct to Boop it or Honk it 2 weeks ago 62 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather tap This keg or This cask 2 weeks ago 56 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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SHIKAKA! *bows appropriately* or *Stands in defiance and gets hit with a large spear in each thigh* 3 weeks ago 42 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you choose? Patrick Thornberry or Carlton SquarePants 3 weeks ago 67 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you choose? Chockadoobie or Puppy-monkey-baby 3 weeks ago 58 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Two entities acknowledge your existence and decide to give you a gift of their choice. Which one would you choose? Mewtwo or Salad Fingers 3 weeks ago 76 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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When someone lets the other person have the last word in an argument, is it more likely a sign that They are being the more mature person and walking away or They are giving up because they can't think of a response 3 weeks ago 85 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear A straight jacket or A gay jacket 4 weeks ago 87 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Throw pebbles at a haunted recliner chair with your pet squirrel? or Throw peanuts at SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs with your pet tuba 4 weeks ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the philosophy of If you don't work yourself to the point of passing out or just before that point, you aren't working hard enough because you could've and should've pushed youself further. or If you pass out or come to the point of just before passing out, you are still weak and need to overcome the weakness by working harder to become stronger to prove you can. 4 weeks ago 54 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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The moment you are content with your performance/abilities is the moment you stop trying. There is no point to it unless you keep going and outdo your past performance. The accomplishment will fade and you will be forgotten along with it. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 weeks ago 60 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Pain is just weakness you have yet to overcome. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 weeks ago 80 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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If you receive a gift from someone and you notice it still has the price sticker on it, would you assume They just forgot to take it off before wrapping it/giving it to you or They wanted you to see how much the gift the got you cost them so you are pressured to be appreciative 1 month ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make $60k (or your national currency equivalent) per year doing a manual labor type of job that at the end of the day you are tired but feel fulfilled and content or Make $95k (or your national currency equivalent) per year working a dull and boring desk job in a "cubicle farm" but feel hollow and unsatisfied at the end of the day 1 month ago 72 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which hurts worse at the time it happens? A breakup with someone who you thought you had a real connection with after 4 and a half months of seeing each other? or A rejection by someone you could realistically see yourself with and they are exactly your type after 4 and a half months of looking and you get to know them? 1 month ago 63 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which is more heartbreaking? Having a loved one die after you've watched them suffer for weeks/months or Having a loved one die suddenly without warning when they seem perfectly fine the day before 1 month ago 75 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which describes your mentality more often? Why buy a new one when the old one can still be fixed? or Why fix the old one when you can buy a new one? 1 month ago 72 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which reason for getting fired is more unfair? A coworker's incompetence hindering your work and making you look bad. or The person who tells you what to do is changing their mind about how they want you to do something and you can't keep up. 1 month ago 54 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which style of mannequin is sexier? Headless or Pointy 1 month ago 58 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Patrick Thornberry or Minka Kelly 1 month ago 42 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which happens to you more often? You're looking for something the you realize you were holding it all along. or You push a door that is supposed to be pulled/ the other way around. 1 month ago 68 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Bananas that keep the same flavor as they do now but have the texture of bubble gum or Bananas that keep their normal texture but they taste like "original flavor" bubble gum 1 month ago 56 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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My name is MustaKrakish and I am an alcoholic. Hi Musta or Bout time you had an intervention! I've had it with your drunk questions and comments! 1 month ago 39 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Should being the victim of prison rape count as cheating on your partner who is "on the outside" if you don't try to fight it because yo are afraid of what would happen if you resist? Yes because that's basically consenting to it. or No because if it's a matter of life and death, allowing yourself to get raped is a matter of self defense. 1 month ago 65 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Large Marge or Minka Kelly 1 month ago 46 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Drag queen Trump or Minka Kelly 1 month ago 58 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Summon the lake troll! or Release the Krakish! 1 month ago 45 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have eyes without Pupils or Irises 1 month ago 76 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kim Jong Kardashian or Minka Kelly 1 month ago 53 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wels catfish or Minka Kelly 1 month ago 46 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather try to do while drunk? Eat a full 3 course meal with chopsticks or Put on an outfit consisting of a tank top shirt, a pair of overalls and fishnet stockings and knee high boots. 2 months ago 63 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have every inch of your bedroom walls and ceiling be covered with Various sizes of buttons or Bottle caps 2 months ago 69 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Are your overall feelings towards pickles Positive or Negative 2 months ago 88 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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You're working 8 hours a day, and your work assignment for the day is three different stations. They are moderate difficulty but you're experienced and can handle it (for the most part). Would you rather go to the next station every 60 minutes or 30 minutes 2 months ago 38 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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If you started out lower middle class and suddenly became very rich, would you still shop at the smaller businesses i.e. "Mom and Pop" stores and other small, non-chain stores like you'd find in a small town? Of course, I was once close to poverty and was filled with hopes and dreams and I'd love to help others with theirs now that I have more money. It's good to fuel the local economy. or Pfffft! Hell no! Those peasants are beneath me now that I can afford all the high end luxury items. I couldn't care less about them if I tried. 2 months ago 43 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which is more frustrating? Failing at something you know you can do because you've done it many times before? or Doing something that you've tried to do but always failed at, but after doing it right once, you can't do it correctly again even though you just did it? 2 months ago 66 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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If you had severe amnesia and had to learn virtually everything you knew how to do, who would you rather trust as your teacher? HowToBasic or The Annoying Orange 2 months ago 67 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always end every sentence with "Dot com" or "On a stick" 2 months ago 62 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Painkiller or Painkiller 2 months ago 35 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smash This "ayy lmao" (alien) or This thing (probably a frog of some sort) 2 months ago 56 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Musta, but *insert weird and random thought* or I seriously doubt it. I'm not you. 2 months ago 58 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always Wear your clothes inside out? (No reversible clothes that are designed to wear either way) or Wear your shoes on the wrong feet? (You can't fix them) 2 months ago 59 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which is more likely to cause the war that will end humanity? Religion or Climate change/global warming 2 months ago 73 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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I believe that commenting and asking questions should be a privilege for members only. Who else agrees with me? I agree or I disagree 2 months ago 80 votes 50 comments 0 likes
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CONSPIRACY THEORY!: the douchebag guest from Nevada is actually MindlessPie trolling. She's back but doesn't want to get tied down again because she has stuff to do with her life and getting back on would cause all of her friends on here will beg her to stay making her fall back into the procrastination and distraction that this site can cause. Plausible since both are from Nevada but not likely because there's not much other evidence to support this theory. or Stfu Musta, you're a fvcking moron and nobody wants you on here anymore. Seriously just KYS! JUST. FVCKING. DIE!!!! We all hate you and everyone who acts nice to you are just folks with kind hearts who feel sorry for you and that's the ONLY reason they are nice to you. You don't deserve their sympat 2 months ago 40 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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Which is more frustrating? Trying to do something and failing? or Trying to do something and succeeding but you mess up a lot? 3 months ago 87 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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You're on a walk in your neighborhood and one of the neighbors' dogs barks at you. Not in an aggressive way, but as if it's talking to you in a casual tone. Do you... Talk to it in a human voice or Bark back at it 3 months ago 56 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you find bobble heads to be Fun and/or amusing or Creepy and disturbing 3 months ago 67 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Better song? I'm with stupid or I'm with stupid 4 months ago 40 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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How often do you clean your ears? Once every week or so or more or Once every month or less 4 months ago 90 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Is it hypocritical to cherry pick which rules you follow from your religion's holy book/scripture? (Specifically theistic religions) Yes, if you claim to be a true believer you should follow all the rules that your are from your all powerful and all knowing creator. or No, hypocrisy doesn't apply to religion because it's the word of the almighty. 4 months ago 50 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Try to train a dog to pull your finger but somehow accidentally teach them to slap you with their tail? or Watch tv upside down while laying on your back and get potato chip crumbs up your nose from snacking? 5 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always feel slightly Sticky or Greasy 5 months ago 85 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Fill in the blanks: as much as I hate __________, I gotta admit _________. *fills in the blanks* or *runs the risk of getting urinated on* 5 months ago 64 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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When you sneeze, is it usually Quiet/reasonable volume or Loud/obnoxious 6 months ago 69 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever experienced astral projection or had an out of body experience? Yes or Nope 6 months ago 61 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Would you rather *urinates on you* or *fidget spinner dabs on you* 6 months ago 70 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which 90's cereal was better? Mammal O's or Meatloaf Crunch 6 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Glass tastes like blood or The inside of a pillow tastes like choking 6 months ago 67 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which Spongebob remix is more lit? Campfire song remix or Doodlebob remix 6 months ago 60 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which version of the 12 days of Christmas song is better? Redneck or Canadian 6 months ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which George would you rather get high/drunk with? Curious George or George Carlin 6 months ago 67 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who's more terrifying when they are mad? Ed or Sarah 7 months ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Viscous or Vicious 7 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which song would you rather have stuck in your head? "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" or Jingle Bell Rock 7 months ago 67 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How often do you get an eyelash in your eye? Occasionally/ rarely/ never or frequently/ all the time 7 months ago 97 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take way too much Kratom and freak out or Get high off of nutmeg (yes it works I tried it) and feel really weird for a few days 8 months ago 73 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat soup out of A triangular bowl or Rectangular bowl 8 months ago 101 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat soup from a Round bowl or Square bowl 8 months ago 109 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather me do a series on Sexy tractors or Sexy bird legs 8 months ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you enjoy seaweed snacks? Yes or No 8 months ago 39 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you usually prefer deep fried food with breading made from A batter or Crumbs 8 months ago 53 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Esu rehtar uoy dluoW muimerp yfitopS or eerf yfitopS 8 months ago 39 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is it more of a sad thing or a happy thing when you are used to pain? Sad because it means you've been through more pain than anyone should have to go through or Happy because that means that you are stronger now and have overcome so much 8 months ago 62 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? Never being considered good enough no matter how hard you try or Being so over-praised that the value of any compliment you receive is diluted to basically nothing. 8 months ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Narfle the Garthok or Fight MustaKrakish 8 months ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Does having a shortbed pickup truck defeat the purpose of having a pickup truck? Yes/kinda or No 9 months ago 48 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the best friend of someone who is Overconfident to the point of arrogance and have to "bring them down a peg", as they say or Severely lacking confidence to the point of tending to let others walk all over them and have to help them gain some confidence because the actually have a lot of potential. 9 months ago 54 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you find big/high cheekbones to be attractive? Yes or No 9 months ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you find a cleft chin to be attractive? Yes or No 9 months ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which somewhat depressing fact is more interesting? This one or This one 9 months ago 65 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Does making people in court swear on a bible violate the "separation of church and state" rule? Yes or No 9 months ago 62 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather roll coal on a WBC protest or a Klan rally 9 months ago 34 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather roll coal on a BLM rally or an SJW rally 9 months ago 35 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: which of the following brands of car have I NOT gotten a chance to ride in? A: Porsche, B: Jaguar, C: Maserati D: Tesla, E: Aston Martin. Comments or Doesn't comment 9 months ago 29 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: which female pop star do I NOT have on my iPod? A: Björk, B: Avril Lavigne, C: Katy Perry, D: Beyoncé, E: Britney Spears Comments or Doesn't comment 10 months ago 41 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: I've only been to 10 different states, and I hope to visit 39 more. Which of the following states is the one I never want to visit? A: Alabama, B: Wyoming, C: Utah, D: Kansas, E: Mississippi. Comments or Doesn't comment 10 months ago 44 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Better singer? Adam Levine (Maroon 5) or Avril Lavigne 10 months ago 41 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon quiz question 3. Which of the following artists is NOT one of my guilty listening pleasures? A: Abba, B: Britney Spears, C: Nickelback, D: Taylor Swift, E: One Direction. Comments or Doesn't comment 10 months ago 20 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Bandwagon question: which phase that I went through lasted the least amount of time? A: full blown old school gangsta/90's hip-hop, B: full blown emo, C: full blown goth, D: full blown Brony, E: full blown hipster? Comments or Doesn't comment 10 months ago 32 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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I guess I'm bored enough to jump on the quiz bandwagon too... Which of my five main fandoms/communities did I get into first? A: Otaku, B: Drag Queen, C: Furry, D: Juggalo, E: Metalhead Comments or Doesn't comment 10 months ago 29 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Does your personality match the description of your Zodiac? Yes/for the most part or Not so much/no not at all 10 months ago 60 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Guster or The Shins 10 months ago 36 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Are you good at minesweeper? Yes or No 10 months ago 72 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which statement is more true? If you can't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? or If you can't laugh at yourself, it's gonna hurt when someone else does it for you. 10 months ago 64 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your fries into (final round) A1 or Ketchup 10 months ago 74 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Preferred French fry dipping option tournament semifinals (2/2) A1 or Mayo 10 months ago 51 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Preferred French fry dipping option tournament semifinals (1/2) Ketchup or Honey mustard 10 months ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round 2] (4/4) 1000 island dressing or Honey mustard 10 months ago 46 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round] (3/4) A1 steak sauce or Sriracha 10 months ago 56 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round 2] (2/4) Cheese or Ketchup 10 months ago 58 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into [round 2] (1/4) Mayo or Olive oil with herbs 10 months ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (8/8) Vinegar or Olive oil with herbs 10 months ago 75 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (7/8) Tartar sauce or Sriracha 10 months ago 62 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (6/8) 1000 island dressing or Blue cheese dressing 10 months ago 59 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (5/8) Gravy or Cheese sauce 10 months ago 61 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (4/8) A1 steak sauce or HP (Heinz Products) brown sauce 10 months ago 53 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (3/8) Mustard or Honey mustard 10 months ago 56 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (2/8) Ketchup or Fry sauce 10 months ago 68 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dip your French fries into (1/8) Ranch dressing or Mayo 10 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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When on a double date, does it make more sense for the couples to sit Together on the same side of the table or Across from each other like on a normal date 10 months ago 79 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which SickTanicK track is better? Prometheus or 7 Vital Sins 10 months ago 15 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which quote is better? The fake at people are the ones who brag about being real or Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake 10 months ago 63 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better quote? The man who must brag for himself knows nobody else will or Arrogance requires advertising, confidence speaks for itself 10 months ago 51 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which Nightwish song is better? Bye Bye Beautiful or Master, Passion, Greed 10 months ago 28 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather DOOT or NOOT 10 months ago 54 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drop The bass or The earthly impulse 11 months ago 48 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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When at a restaurant do you prefer Table or Booth 11 months ago 75 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather have staring at you, 6 inches from your face when you wake up? Kim Jong Kardashian or Kim Jong Clinton 11 months ago 77 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Gross but serious question: have you ever had to use an enema or suppository for any reason? Yes or No 11 months ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you have a hard time leaving a job that you hate but you feel appreciated and respected there? Yes or No 11 months ago 72 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you a pluviophile? Yes, I love the rain or No, I only enjoy bright, sunny days 11 months ago 95 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go camping for a 5 days in Aokigahara or Hoia Baciu 11 months ago 58 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you feel comfortable being naked in front of your pets? (If you don't have any, would you ever comfortable naked in front of them if you did?) Yes or No 11 months ago 57 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Should there be an option of a species badge on rrrather? Yes! We must put an end to specism! or No, you're a fvcking moron! KYS 11 months ago 63 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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You're strapped to a chair with your head restrained, you are being forced to watch what's on the small TV set in front of you. Would you rather be forced to watch Bowling tournament or Golf tournament 1 year ago 73 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you find tennis to be entertaining to watch? Yes or No 1 year ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If there is any creature on earth more retched and vile than humans, it's flies! Do you Agree? or Disagree? 1 year ago 82 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Which of George Lopez's roles do you prefer? His voice acting roles or His live action roles 1 year ago 62 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch an anime (or western cartoon if you're a hater) that Has very lousy animation and ugly art style but has a great plot and awesome voice acting or Has very bland plot and annoying voice acting but has amazing graphics and animation as well as stunning artistic style 1 year ago 68 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which cartoon character would you rather party with? GIR or Donnie Thornberry 1 year ago 62 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you have any birthmarks? Yes (where, how big, and what color?) or Nope 1 year ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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The recorder should be banned and every last one of them should be destroyed. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 year ago 101 votes 51 comments 0 likes
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I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK, HE DRINKS A LAGER DRINK, HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK, HE DRINKS A CIDER DRINK or HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE GOOD TIMES, HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE BETTER TIMES 1 year ago 29 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather see live in concert? Steve Miller Band or Yes 1 year ago 32 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which bathroom prank is better? A cutout of a face staring back at them or A realistic spider drawn on the toilet paper 1 year ago 82 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have hair that looks like Raw meat or Burnt ramen noodles 1 year ago 77 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Change your profile pic at least twice a week (it has to be a noticeable change) as long as you're active on the site or Change your profile pic to copy someone else's profile pic for at least a day or two once per week as long as you're active on the site 1 year ago 44 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather every face you see look like Ichiya or Nigel 1 year ago 45 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever split/ripped your pants? Yes or No 1 year ago 97 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been taken to the hospital by ambulance? Yeah or Nope 1 year ago 78 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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YOU PEOPLE ARE URGED TO DROP THE EARTHLY IMPULSE! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! or Go home mustard-cabbage.... You're more drunkerer *hiccup* than me... 1 year ago 37 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Is the toilet in your home Circular/round? or Ovoid/elongated? 1 year ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which band would you rather listen to? Exodus or Testament 1 year ago 33 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment A song or band/artist that in your opinion is so bad that it's good or A movie or show that in your opinion is so bad that it's good 1 year ago 41 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take an online test to see if you Are sociopathic? or Are schizophrenic? 1 year ago 62 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Were you or anyone else you know born anywhere other than in a hospital? Yes (where did it happen?) or No 1 year ago 74 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been inside of a cave? Yeah or Nah 1 year ago 96 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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What's your least favorite song by your favorite artist? *comments* or *doesn't comment* 1 year ago 39 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How often do you get a case of synchronous diaphragmatic flutters (hiccups)? Never/almost never or Once in a while/sometimes/fairly often 1 year ago 67 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Do you "salmon" as Sal-min or Sammin 1 year ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with Groot (GOTG) or Any Ent of your choice (LOTR) 1 year ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death A Sasquatch or A Wookie 1 year ago 84 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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It's officially 1 year since I joined rrrather. Would you rather rate my Comments or Questions 1 year ago 46 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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How do you pronounce "jaguar" Jag-wahr or Jag-wire 1 year ago 72 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever met someone in person with the name Leeroy/Leroy? Yes or No/not that I can remember 1 year ago 43 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which is more relatable? When you realize that your toilet has no interest in singing karaoke with you while you shower because it's a stuck-up prude, so you chase you chase a giggly pet skunk around the house in your sister's bra and your cousin's boxers while leaving a thin line of black glitter to deter the gay mongoose or When your granny goes senile and starts texting random people in a foreign language and ends up ordering Middle Eastern food from a restaurant out of state, but when it finally arrives it's being delivered by a middle aged Korean woman with gauges in her eyebrows so your neighbors TP your house 1 year ago 37 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Are you for or against ERD's (event data recorders) being put in vehicles? For them or Against them 1 year ago 49 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you get carsick/seasick/airsick/motion sickness easily? Yes or No 1 year ago 71 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been hit in the feels by a song with no lyrics? Yes (comment what song it was, a YouTube link to the song would be appreciated) or No 1 year ago 68 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever found a hair in your food that wasn't your own? Yes or No 1 year ago 71 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you find this clip to be more Adorable/funny or Creepy/annoying 1 year ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always have to wear socks when you bathe/swim or Never wear socks/stockings at all 1 year ago 77 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to TheFatRat or Alan Walker 1 year ago 45 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you find unibrows/monobrows to be attractive? Hell yeah! or Hell nah! 1 year ago 95 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How often do you get wrong number calls? *Comments* or *doesn't comment* 1 year ago 68 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which Amaranthe song is better? Endlessly or Limitless 1 year ago 39 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your foot as you left the restroom? Yes or No 1 year ago 71 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Steve Miller Band or The Eagles 1 year ago 42 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever sang at an open mic karaoke in public? Yes or No 1 year ago 110 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Santana or Steely Dan 1 year ago 52 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Chop suey or Chop suey 1 year ago 79 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which song is better? Dab 2 the face or Lose my mind 1 year ago 62 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Work a full 8 hours in an air conditioned factory packing the product for shipping and whatever else they have for you to do (nothing too strenuous but you won't just be standing around doing nothing) or Work for 3 hours cleaning the parking lot in 86°F heat and bright sunlight with high humidity then go home 1 year ago 100 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Should women who have a miscarriage, not a medically induced abortion, but a naturally occurring miscarriage, be charged with involuntary manslaughter? Yes and if a woman miscarries, she should be severely punished even if she had no intention of losing her pregnancy because a life was still lost. or No, that is ridiculous. A woman has no control over that sort of thing. If she didn't choose to have it happen, she didn't commit a crime. 1 year ago 119 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever purchased a product that was later recalled shortly after you got it? Yes (what was the product and what was wrong with it that you had to return it?) or No/ not that I'm aware of 1 year ago 87 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever known someone who had the same first and last name as a famous celebrity? Yes (what name did they share with a celebrity?) or No 1 year ago 81 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you ever get ingrown nails Yes or No 1 year ago 101 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you find the sound of a harmonica for the most part to be Pleasant or Annoying 1 year ago 79 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever gotten waxed? Yes or No 1 year ago 130 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Hypocrisy is part of human nature. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 year ago 89 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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SCENARIO: You're child who you are allowing to live at home after they finish high school until they can afford a place of their own asks you for a huge favor, to let a friend of theirs live with you because they have nowhere else to go. You oblige, but mostly as a favor for your kid. The friend pays rent on time, cleans up after themselves and for the most part, is a decent tenant. About a year later, your kid gets word from an old friend that they are moving back into the area and they want your kid to come live with them because they are alone and because they can't afford to pay for the place on their own, and your kid agrees to move in with the old friend but the other friend is still living at your house. Do you Kick the friend who is living with you to the curb since the only reason you agreed to let them live wth you was because your kid was still living at home. or Let them continue to live with you because they pay rent on time and are fairly responsible/you have too much of a heart to just throw someone out knowing they would be homeless and live in their clunker of a car. 1 year ago 71 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which field of study do you find more interesting? Cosmology or Cosmetology 1 year ago 111 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Which rapper is better Sykotik or Skitzofrenik 1 year ago 27 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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If you could use the Beads of Subjugation on any user, who would it be and what would the command be? *Comments* or *Doesn't comment* 1 year ago 41 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? Shîtposts or People complaining about shîtposts 1 year ago 59 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you know anyone with an allergy to soy? Yes or No 1 year ago 101 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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How many clocks are there in your home? *comments* or *doesn't comment* 1 year ago 80 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Do you know anyone (including yourself) who is allergic to eggs? Yes or No 1 year ago 118 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Have you every been kicked out of a place for bad behavior or any other reason other than it being closing time? Yes (comment the venue/reason for being kicked out) or No 1 year ago 119 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Snort a line of pure horseradish powder that is 1/16 inches wide and 10 feet long? or Smoke an entire ghost pepper in powdered form from a bong? 1 year ago 62 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Stop waving your banana in my face, I don't even want it. WHOOPS! Just kidding, I got it. or Bloop! Haha... Blrglgrglrglrgl! 1 year ago 66 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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She thinks my tractor's sexy 27 minutes ago  
Enlarge the microscopic so the scientific community could study the previously unknown details. 30 minutes ago  
Way more satisfying 40 minutes ago  
Even guys who are cis gender male have probably wished this. Most likely at a point when they were hit in the groin and envied the opposite sex for their lack of vulnerable, external genetalia. 41 minutes ago  
Manipulate the brain 44 minutes ago  
Hotter 55 minutes ago  
Less gay 56 minutes ago  
No contest 56 minutes ago  
Neither, it's for losers 57 minutes ago  
Metallica solos 57 minutes ago  
And dance the whole time 1 hour ago  
B is an average Tuesday for me but with ayy lmaos 1 hour ago  
Skillet sucks 1 hour ago  
You have no account KYS 1 hour ago  
I'm not a thief. If I like an artist, I'll show my respect for them by BUYING their music so they can make the money they need to survive. 1 hour ago  
If rather they not patronize me and just pay me. 1 hour ago  
Below the surface 1 hour ago  
Paramore sucks 1 hour ago  
Also, kinkeh 2 hours ago  
definitely, though there's people walking up and down my street a lot and my yard is pretty small so unless it was first thing in the morning before anyone else was walking their dogs there's literally no chance of a pregnant dog giving birth on my front lawn without someone noticing. 2 hours ago  
I actually believe in reincarnation. I'm not religious but I believe our reality is made of 3 components: matter, energy and consciousness (sentience). The sentience manifests itself in the form of energy (only in certain forms for the most part, not all energy is sentient) and it uses matter to manifest in a physical form. When not in a physical form it's what we refer to as a ghost/spirit. 2 hours ago  
Not B. 2 hours ago  
Never A 5 hours ago  
Art style somewhat similar to Invader Zim 5 hours ago  
My lungs are strong. I have a chance to still make it out alive. 6 hours ago  
A is overrated but B is hot garbage 6 hours ago  
Kinkeh 6 hours ago  
Hotter 6 hours ago  
Hotter 6 hours ago  
C: build one myself. Guarantee that it is safe and durable. 6 hours ago  
Easy. A is trash 6 hours ago  
Goat 6 hours ago  
Are you stupid or something? 6 hours ago  
Wetter. 6 hours ago  
*defecates on you* 6 hours ago  
Mooning prostitutes without my wifi 6 hours ago  
I love the rain. 8 hours ago  
never said HOW I used the drugs. I'd smoke the weed and use the other drugs to get the difference chemicals from them by means of chemical reactions. Break them down into different compounds that aren't illegal. 8 hours ago  
Is B that guy from buzzfeed? 9 hours ago  
Depends which city they are from 9 hours ago  
Different culture 11 hours ago  
Pull my finger 11 hours ago  
KYS 11 hours ago  
By rape I mean two times getting laid and regretting it later. That seems to count as rape by today's standards... 11 hours ago  
I don't have any close relatives who can afford A if it's higher than 5 figures. And even then they might have to ask other relatives to help pay the ransom. 11 hours ago  
For B there is always the suppository option. Anusthing is possible. 12 hours ago  
They deserve to continue 12 hours ago +1
"Random not voted" section. (I only voted so it wouldn't show up again) 12 hours ago  
They get too much hate because of bad press, BLM fvcktards trying to kill them all and people who get pissed when the cops stop them even they break the law. 18 hours ago +3
Too tempted to make A fall apart if it's a sh*ttÿ celeb like a Kardashian or any other reality/TLC network star. 18 hours ago  
If others want to see my aura, they have to pay up front... 18 hours ago  
Both full of shît but B is worse because it's conservative 18 hours ago +1
*defecates on you* you forced me to do that by posting a cancerous, overdone question. 18 hours ago +1
A get plenty of love when they do tricks 18 hours ago  
A are beloved by hippies and vegans 18 hours ago  
Plus, B don't go as well when planned out. It's best to just let the good times happen naturally. Just serve enough drinks (especially cocktails) and play the right music in a venue of ample size and you're good to go as long as the party is at night. 18 hours ago  
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCUQYeJ6D3qDlQkMboh-8-xw 19 hours ago  
Less vegan 19 hours ago  
BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP! 19 hours ago  
Also, homophobic question is homophobic. REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 19 hours ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_vR15u0vmms 20 hours ago  
What if I was dead before I enlisted? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls 20 hours ago  
Then https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-l4bt8agqw 20 hours ago  
Maybe you said something edgy that came across as Republican... 20 hours ago  
I'll not say that and say I did. (Flawless drunk logic) 20 hours ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-l4bt8agqw Lmao 20 hours ago  
You must have shown a sign of being far right... Tsk tsk tsk 20 hours ago  
Not many can pull off the pigtails look. And if you're over 25, there's a 0.0% chance of it looking good on you. 20 hours ago  
Kinkeh 20 hours ago  
Overrated but better than B 20 hours ago  
Every morning. Mocha with white chocolate drizzling. 20 hours ago  
Never A 21 hours ago  
What if they don't know that I've had a vasectomy? (I'm going to get one at some point in the next 6 months) how will they duplicate that?! Especially if I don't tell them? 22 hours ago  
I've been there. It's not worth it dude. If you fail you'll be under more torture than before. At the psych ward. 22 hours ago  
Darker. I can't stand brightly lit places. 23 hours ago +1
Both are cancer. Along with anyone who attends them. 23 hours ago  
B is made by Mercedes. It's a piece of shît. 23 hours ago  
Platinumstar22, Kaphokis, EnderEye and anyone who is a pushy vegan 23 hours ago  
I don't think I'd trust B not to break into pieces when eat with it. 23 hours ago  
Guests 23 hours ago  
Guests 23 hours ago  
Kinkeh 23 hours ago  
Hotter 23 hours ago  
I'm a white guy so I'll just be one of the characters that gets killed off for being white. 23 hours ago  
I have tattoos. They can't clone tattoos because they aren't genetic. That's proof that I'm the real article. 23 hours ago +1
ᴮᶦᵗᵉ ᵐʸ ˢʰᶦⁿʸ ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡ ᵃˢˢ 23 hours ago +1
That may apply to the outside world, but around here the definition of a guest is quite different 23 hours ago  
Kinkeh 1 day ago +1
Fake AF. I knew what it was from even before I clicked the link 1 day ago  
Looks like soccer. I'd rather watch a gory, 10 hour long surgical procedure, unabridged version in high definition. 1 day ago +1
It raining men! 1 day ago  
Never heard of B, but I despise A. 1 day ago  
I work from 7am to 3pm. I'm used to A. Plus, once I start playing, I don't feel like working. 1 day ago  
I never poop in A 1 day ago  
Only canines are equally important to humans. The rest are second class 1 day ago  
Ugly 1 day ago  
Naked 1 day ago  
I wear A tho. I wish I could do B 1 day ago  
So tough. 1 day ago  
No contest 1 day ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 1 day ago  
Not A 1 day ago  
A then B 1 day ago  
Far superior 1 day ago  
Travis Barker 1 day ago  
Longer hair 1 day ago  
The difference between a soldier and a warrior is the first follows orders and the second follows their instincts 1 day ago  
I was B. 1 day ago  
I have in the past though but I don't anymore. 1 day ago  
Kinkeh 1 day ago  
I'm bi and I've had both happen to me 1 day ago  
They tend to turn out better than anticipated when I worry. Kinda like jinxing the bad luck instead of jinxing the good luck. 1 day ago  
FALCOR!!! 1 day ago  
Then it's not a visit, just going outside. 1 day ago  
Been to A. It's cool but it's my dream to visit B 1 day ago  
I always use them together. When they rub their eyes, they get not only capsaicin in them but also gritty sand 1 day ago  
The only character in A I liked was schnitzel 1 day ago  
Definitely 1 day ago  
Guests swallow 1 day ago  
Oh yeah? Well https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JWi5jdgTUJs 1 day ago  
Not B 1 day ago  
Not A 1 day ago  
Never B 1 day ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Xyj2R0LsU 1 day ago  
Looks kinkeh 1 day ago  
Not B 1 day ago  
Booze 1 day ago  
Nah, I was in the back room. 2 days ago  
A is cancer and no disease is deserving of the insult of being a label for B. 2 days ago  
B is so overrated 2 days ago +2
Inside Out should have won 2 days ago +1
Never A 2 days ago  
Regality is cancer 2 days ago  
Racist 2 days ago  
White power! 2 days ago  
Take anal from a bull 2 days ago  
B is disgusting 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
Anything after 97 doesn't count because the culture of the 90's didn't end until 2002. 2 days ago  
You have horrible taste 2 days ago  
Already am 2 days ago  
Ikr. This came to me in a morbid daydream I had at work today. 2 days ago +1
I'm Cornlolio 2 days ago  
Only canines tho. The rest are all inferior 2 days ago  
YEET 2 days ago  
Elisae for A. (Voted after I commented because I assumed B said "not comment") 2 days ago  
B is garbage 2 days ago  
As for my views, if you have autism, Down syndrome, or any other mental illness that causes mental retardation, you shouldn't be allowed to breed. Also, if you have s family history of them, you must be sterilized. And finally if you are a homophobe, a Mormon, a traditionalist (in terms of gender roles) or are are extremely conservative or religious, you should be forbidden from breeding. 2 days ago  
If you're gonna get rid of buzzfeed, at least let them keep doing taste test videos. Those are probably the closest the come to anything of quality 2 days ago  
Guess what you and Ugandan knuckles have in common ... 2 days ago  
https://i.imgflip.com/23ezfp.jpg 2 days ago  
Not avatar 2 days ago  
Wish I could do B 2 days ago  
Star Wars sucks 2 days ago  
On another planet 2 days ago  
Both are cancer 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
You are so FVCKING STUPID!!!!!!!! 2 days ago  
Already am 2 days ago  
Not a pug 2 days ago  
Pinky toes and the toes next to them 2 days ago  
Highly underrated 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
Religion should be banned 2 days ago  
Already do. 2 days ago  
Maybe if you weren't Mormon you wouldn't be illiterate 2 days ago  
A led to B 2 days ago  
Bigger diçk 2 days ago  
B is and has cancer. 2 days ago  
DEEZ NUTZ 2 days ago  
Takes more skill 2 days ago  
Cut them all 2 days ago  
Less likely to murder me 2 days ago  
I'm an it 2 days ago  
Blendtec 2 days ago  
B are fascist 2 days ago  
In the butt 2 days ago  
*defecates on you* 2 days ago  
The goofy version of wake me up is so much more cancerous than B 2 days ago  
I told them I wanted a SHEET cake! Not this! 2 days ago  
I don't care about the game at all 2 days ago  
I'm built for factory work 2 days ago  
Paganism stronk 2 days ago  
I go back and forth depending on what series it is. 2 days ago  
I wouldn't say suffering itself is needless, only the extent it reaches sometimes. Without suffering, we would lose appreciation for happiness and pleasure. There needs to be balance. 2 days ago  
No contest 2 days ago +1
Sounds like you're just B 2 days ago +1
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5d86efac-2e36-46ce-9615-0711aa8411ac 2 days ago  
I'm an adult. I'll take care if the problem myself. 2 days ago  
Fascist 2 days ago  
Definitely. 2 days ago  
Force them to be sterilized after their first born. Allow them to keep multiples. 2 days ago  
Hotter 2 days ago  
Both suck 2 days ago  
I'm great at both 2 days ago  
I'm a drag queen. Having a pair of breasts would be a huge advantage. 2 days ago  
Colder 2 days ago  
I'M STREAKING! I'M STREAKING! 2 days ago  
Thief 2 days ago  
B is backwards written gibberish 2 days ago  
More of a mess 2 days ago  
Easily 2 days ago  
Not B 2 days ago  
Smoke what? 2 days ago  
Damn Daniel! 2 days ago  
Bail them out 2 days ago  
A has hands, B has stubs 2 days ago  
Same thing different cause 2 days ago  
Alcohol, tobacco and doctor prescribed stimulants and antidepressants for my ADHD and anxiety. That's all my lawyer says I should admit to :/ 2 days ago  
I'm told I do both 2 days ago  
Depends which desert you get it from. I've heard that sand from the Gobi desert in Asia has a mild flavor but outstanding texture. 2 days ago  
A condom ;) 2 days ago  
Make sure she knows I don't like it and use it to get a favor in the future. 2 days ago  
Not B 2 days ago  
Not A 2 days ago  
I love A. I have tarantulas as pets 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
Already do A 2 days ago  
Fvck A 2 days ago  
With a dagger shoe that will impale their heart 2 days ago  
Star Wars sucks 2 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 2 days ago  
More important 2 days ago  
Both suck. 2 days ago  
I hate all of them. The Beatles suck! 2 days ago  
Not A 2 days ago  
Neither. Both suck 2 days ago  
Football sucks 2 days ago  
More overrated but way less cancerous 2 days ago  
KYS 2 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_BkUuo57s 3 days ago  
Agreed. Let's start in China, India and all Africans 3 days ago  
KYS 3 days ago  
So either be a pothead or be a villain? Either one is fine with me. 3 days ago  
I hate my enemies for a reason 3 days ago  
Mercedes is cancer 3 days ago  
KYS spaz 3 days ago  
Both cancer AF 3 days ago  
Hotter 3 days ago  
*defecates on you* 3 days ago  
Mustang FTW! 3 days ago  
KYS 3 days ago  
Sucks 3 days ago  
Not from my eyes though ;) 3 days ago  
B is false. It's a habit, not a curse! 3 days ago  
When I se people do A, I want to see them locked away for theft. And no chance of parole. EVER!!! 3 days ago  
A is cancer, B is just a suspicious growth that should probably get checked by a doctor. 3 days ago  
KYS 3 days ago  
KYS 3 days ago  
KYS 3 days ago  
Misclick, A has a douchey name 3 days ago  
She could do genetic engineering to prevent inbreeding on our offspring and the following generations. 3 days ago  
Or other drugs besides weed? 3 days ago  
What about edibles (pot brownies/cookies)? 3 days ago  
Also, they just want guns to be easier to obtain because they are insecure AF and need more to compensate for it. 3 days ago  
Because they lack common sense. Hence why they are conservative in the first place. 3 days ago  
Kinkeh 3 days ago  
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. 3 days ago  
B is such cancer. 3 days ago  
Bass guitar 3 days ago  
Hotter 3 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 3 days ago  
So tough but I didn't get into A until I was like 9 or 10 3 days ago  
Way worse. B is how most of those who do A are armed to the teeth and what makes them so dangerous. 3 days ago +3
No I mean if I have telepathy, wouldn't it go both ways? And if so, what if they hear my dark and twisted thoughts? 3 days ago  
There's several on here unfortunately, and only one of them ISN'T a total douchebag. 3 days ago  
There's more than one kind of high. 3 days ago +2
It's just a piece of string. 3 days ago +2
B is an invitation to either beg, bribe or steal from you. 3 days ago +2
And Christians 3 days ago  
Both suck and so does soccer 3 days ago  
Counselors always make things worse 3 days ago  
Kinkeh 3 days ago  
Already did B 3 days ago  
WHITE POWER! 3 days ago  
Your profile meme sucks 3 days ago  
Both are horrible 3 days ago  
I am one 3 days ago  
KYS 3 days ago  
Hail Satan 3 days ago  
I have an armpit fetish though 3 days ago  
Madonna >>>>>>>>> Queen 3 days ago  
*defecates on you* 3 days ago  
Less black 3 days ago  
I like tournaments and series 3 days ago  
And they deserve it for being overpaid schmucks! 3 days ago  
Way cooler 3 days ago  
Obviously. If I was licensed to do so. 3 days ago  
*urinates on you* sorry, I have a medical condition. 3 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 3 days ago  
A mustang, a Lambo and a hearse. 3 days ago  
Leaves the system faster. Love both tho 3 days ago +1
B is so boring and they yell too much. I'm actually awesome at A. When I watch I know almost half of the answers. 3 days ago  
"Look Ma, I'm roadkill! Hahaha!" 3 days ago  
Same fvcking thing you moron. And it's cancer 3 days ago  
Stop global warming 3 days ago  
Anus 3 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 3 days ago  
KYS fàggot 3 days ago  
I'd rather wear shoes that actually resemble shoes. 3 days ago  
Chess is for people who have weak physical ability so they must rely on showing off their mental ability by playing an overly complicated board game for losers. 3 days ago  
Misclick, I've already rode A. I love wooden coasters. 3 days ago  
Both simultaneously 3 days ago  
I'd work for A. If I get caught I'll just tell them where to find my source in the cartel is at and help the police catch them in exchange for my charges being dropped. 3 days ago  
Boondox (the Juggalo version) 3 days ago  
Less likely to be "putting a woman in her place" by beating her senseless. 3 days ago  
Just get drunk and high until we can tolerate each other. 3 days ago  
Too late for A for me and B is cancer 3 days ago  
Never anything to do with Boston. EVER!!! 4 days ago  
Mount Fuji, Mount Kōya, Mount Takao, Kenroku-en (famous Japanese garden),Ōwakudani (natural hot spring), Aokigahara Forest, cherry blossoms, the festivals, the nightlife in Tokyo, the list goes on. B just has lakes and mountains. 4 days ago  
If I had a hot sister I'd totally get with her. 4 days ago  
Obviously. I have dark/disturbing thoughts fairly often. What if I forget to turn B off? 4 days ago +1
B looks boring 4 days ago  
Hotter. But Star Trek is cancer 4 days ago  
Never A 4 days ago  
Never B 4 days ago  
Either way there would be a lot of tender affection. 4 days ago  
Meh 4 days ago  
Better cars, better music, better fashion, better drugs, less conservative, and I wouldn't need all of my joints replaced by now. 4 days ago  
Especially what they represent. 4 days ago +1
****************************** 4 days ago  
Depends which half you eat 4 days ago  
A isn't a stereotype, it's just true. 4 days ago  
B are horrible people 4 days ago  
His newer stuff isn't as bad. 4 days ago  
B is overrated AF 4 days ago  
IDGAF 4 days ago  
Kinkeh 4 days ago  
*defecates on you* 4 days ago  
KYS 4 days ago  
I can already do B 4 days ago  
I am one. Not professionally, but still. 4 days ago  
GameCube Wavebird 4 days ago  
I'm a slut 4 days ago  
Hail Satan. He got some tasty eggs. 4 days ago  
If it's late term and the fetus is healthy enough to survive on an incubator until fully developed, then I think that should be an option. 4 days ago  
Less DBZ 4 days ago  
DEEZ NUTZ 4 days ago  
So tough. I love both. This is actually a painful decision... 4 days ago  
Hotter 4 days ago  
What usmanc said 4 days ago +1
*urinates on you* 4 days ago  
Drink alcohol 4 days ago  
...do you you find birds attractive? 4 days ago  
If B is anything like when I gave it to your dad last night, A would mean less complaining. 4 days ago  
Misclick. I meant neither. 4 days ago  
C: far right Christians 4 days ago +3
Blood orange is the best kind. 4 days ago  
Less full of themselves 4 days ago  
This one https://tinyurl.com/y9n8fclr 4 days ago +1
B leads to a MASSIVE trash heap. 4 days ago  
More money 4 days ago +1
When I first read your username I thought it was USMC with it spelled out that the M stood for man. 4 days ago +1
Fear Factor 4 days ago  
Dragah or onex 4 days ago +1
A is cancer in every sense of the word. B is amazing and I've never left disappointed. 4 days ago  
Typical Texan 4 days ago  
Because of the accent 4 days ago  
Too many complaints from fvcktards who have no life 4 days ago  
Hotter 4 days ago  
Less sunlight 4 days ago  
KYS 4 days ago  
I love both 4 days ago  
*defecates on you* 4 days ago  
A are so boring. I'd go on jeopardy if I had the chance but that's it. 4 days ago  
Hail Satan 4 days ago  
A did nothing wrong except stop before Israel. 4 days ago  
No choice at this point 4 days ago  
I have both 4 days ago  
Exactly. A has a permanent boogie hanging from its nose. Without that it would be beyond adorable. But as is, disgusting. 4 days ago +1
*urinates on you* 4 days ago  
Especially temperature wise in the summer 4 days ago  
KYS 4 days ago  
That wasn't the question 4 days ago  
It says you can KYS. And it also said that someone else could kill you. There are tons of potential consequences. All A is saying is that you won't die from old age and your body won't age past what it is/was at 21. 4 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Do4fA8tONY4 4 days ago  
Get a new phone 4 days ago  
And India doesn't? 4 days ago  
KYS 4 days ago  
Only the whites though 4 days ago  
Misclick. B looks like he's got swords. Guns are for those who can't handle swords. 4 days ago  
Friends is awesome, B just has Sheldon 4 days ago  
I'd rather give A. 4 days ago  
People who pick B either don't have a best friend to save or they don't deserve the best friend they have. 4 days ago +2
Already did and continue to do so now that I'm old enough. 4 days ago  
*defecates on you* 4 days ago  
It still is, it just has the specifying term "bird" or "avian" before it. I've never been a fan of it since I don't find cloaca to be attractive. 4 days ago  
Then why isn't your profile pic a bird? 4 days ago  
*slaps you repeatedly with a leaky rubber chicken filled with the fecal excretions of various woodland mammals and stale urine that's been in a jar buried in the backyard for several years* 4 days ago  
Obviously. Zombies can't swim. 4 days ago +1
People who give their children B should be lined up and shot. Let them become unique on their own, don't force a specific uniqueness on them. 4 days ago +2
Also, you seem to vote the opposite of me quite a lot. Maybe YOU are the one who is weak because you can't help but vote opposite of someone you don't like. 5 days ago +1
They are just doing their job. Plus, a job like that probably takes in some serious coinage! 5 days ago  
Oh boohoo the seemingly perfect person for you happens to kill bad people for a living but you can't handle it because death is so evil!!!! Pansy... Or maybe you're secretly a terrorist and are worried that you're their next target to take out. 5 days ago +2
*slaps you with a litter box full of vomit* 5 days ago  
Looks kinkeh 5 days ago  
People who pick B are pacifistic faggøt weaklings. 5 days ago +1
I have a better wand than that puny thing... 5 days ago  
Colder 5 days ago +1
Fvck Star Wars 5 days ago  
Already do 5 days ago  
Too much cellulite 5 days ago  
Croatia 5 days ago  
TROGDOR!!!!! 5 days ago  
B gives you cancer and AIDS with a side of swollen everything you don't want to swell. 5 days ago  
Space Ghost: Coast to Coast 5 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 5 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ2RLLjBc4M 5 days ago  
I was raised non denominational X-tian and I apostatized when I was 11. I had a lot of existential crises before I found non religious reincarnation. But I know how hard it was I first decided I wanted to leave the faith. You'll get through it as long as you keep a firm grasp on factual logic and not superstitious rhetoric. 5 days ago  
Whiter 5 days ago  
Ah, fair enough. 5 days ago +2
Both overrated but at least B is enjoyable if you don't watch it 4 dozen times a year 5 days ago  
Skipped because I saw that ugly mofo from the office. 5 days ago  
Easy. 5 days ago +1
*defecates on you* 5 days ago  
Both 5 days ago  
Adopt 5 days ago  
B is garbage 5 days ago  
A in the daytime B at night. 5 days ago  
News channels are worthless lie factories and nothing more! 5 days ago  
Never A 5 days ago  
Both cancer because they are musical 5 days ago  
KYS 5 days ago  
B is the difference between friend zone and dating material. Both require A but dating material requests both. 5 days ago  
Slimmer figure 5 days ago  
Both cancerous garbage 5 days ago  
Blind people are never good looking because they can't make sure they look good in the mirror. And other people are shady AF so they will mostly likely make them ugly just as a cruel joke. 5 days ago  
I've had that from food poisoning AND from stomach flu on multiple times. I've been kicked so many times in the nuts that I'm soon going to get a vasectomy just to get rid of the problem. 5 days ago  
The damage can be PERMANENT if hit hard enough. 5 days ago  
Hotter 5 days ago  
My gf and I do a milder version of B, but we're not some douchey attention whores so we don't post it to YouTube. 5 days ago  
I feel bad for the schmucks who pick B and enjoy wasting their lives doing nothing 5 days ago  
B are government tracking devices to spy on civilians. Never trust gps! 5 days ago  
It should be 20. No longer a teenager so what's the problem? Why the extra year?! Bunch of fascist hypocrites! 5 days ago  
B is cancer. The first one was trash, I have no idea what possessed them to make the first sequel. 5 days ago  
*undefecates on you* 5 days ago  
*defecates on you* 5 days ago  
IT'S NOT A TUMOR! 5 days ago  
KYS 5 days ago  
Looks like trash 5 days ago  
Be both and be a hockey ref 5 days ago  
X-files 5 days ago  
Bye Felicia 5 days ago  
Even glaceon? 5 days ago +2
Hotter 5 days ago +2
All the Arab countries are in cahoots and just pretend to be at odds with us and each other to keep us distracted. Hell even Israel isn't trustworthy because they are a bunch of filthy kykes. In fact, if it's east of Serbia and west of Japan, DON'T FVCKING LISTEN TO A WORD THEY SAY!!!! They a want us (America) dead just like the French, the British and Australians! Japan won't come after us unless we attack them again so they are harmless because of their honor code or whatever it is, and Western Europe, with a few countries being the exception, aren't completely against America. They just have different languages and food and currency and a few other wacky foreign stuff. 5 days ago +1
It's not weeb it's just Japanese. It isn't something else pretending to be Japanese, which is the true definition of weeaboo. You can like sushi and appreciate Japanese pop music when it plays at a party without having to be a weeaboo. You can even know stuff about Japanese culture with being a weeaboo because knowing something doesn't mean you are pretending to be from the same place. It just means you are well informed. People like you who mock others when they know anything about Japan other than sushi and Toyota are just proving that they actually enjoy being uneducated about other cultures. So have fun being ignorant and less informed while the rest of us are trying new things and getting more out of life than just the "murica! If it ain't from here it's a piece of faggy foreigner bullshït and I hope it gets destroyed by our brave military!" Mentality so many people have. 5 days ago  
It was okay then it went to shît really fast 5 days ago  
B is only acting stupid. 5 days ago +1
Monopolies are. 6 days ago  
Both are cancer 6 days ago  
Way hotter 6 days ago  
Closer to my current hairstyle 6 days ago  
Not Fifa 6 days ago  
It's in Europe you retard 6 days ago  
Cannibal Corpse 6 days ago  
Saw A, clicked B 6 days ago  
Tough. I like both. 6 days ago  
Chicken, give me TENDIES!!!! Reeeeee!!!! 6 days ago  
Easy 6 days ago  
What the user below me said 6 days ago  
B are lame 6 days ago  
Both are cancer 6 days ago  
Beatles suck 6 days ago  
Less likely to get stabbed to death 6 days ago  
Already was 6 days ago  
Exactly. I'm bi but I'm not into jocks. 6 days ago  
C: take a stray bullet for her and when she comes to visit in the hospital, get to know each other and find out we have a lot in common. 6 days ago  
Not B 6 days ago  
Probably a harder choice for females who don't want to sound masculine 6 days ago  
Though I personally think they taste like crap, there are recipes for vegan donuts 6 days ago  
Seen B. I point it out to anyone who complains about Boku No Pico. Sure it's a little disturbing but at least they look like they aren't being torn to shreds in gorefest! Personally I find children being slaughtered to be far more disturbing than some young boys boinking each other. I'm not trying to defend BNP and wouldn't call myself a fan, but when people overreact to it, I ask them if it's REALLY the worst, most fvcked up thing they've ever seen or if they are just being dramatic. 6 days ago  
HERE'S JOHNNY! 6 days ago  
Depends on what job. I'm okay with either as long as it's not in a cubicle farm in an office building. 6 days ago  
Oh for fvck sake! B is a cryptid! A "mythological" creature from native American folklore that has had reported sightings throughout history. And A is a Japanese ghost/demon from their folklore. 6 days ago  
Apparently you also don't know how to look something up on google when you aren't familiar with it. 6 days ago +3
I refuse to pick one because both are gold 6 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy_pBNvt2j8 Actually SLIGHTLY relavent (the beginning of the song) 6 days ago  
I'm B 6 days ago  
It's still boring AF 6 days ago  
Just had to make sure. Cuz I hear people comparing gayness to everything from pedophila to murder and even terrorism. 6 days ago +1
It's only wrong of the fetus is healthy, viable and is not the product of rape. 6 days ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mr51afj7eJY 6 days ago  
What usmanc said. Also, if you're trying to compare homosexuality with bestiality, do the world a favor and KYS. 6 days ago +1
Fanta 6 days ago  
Vaguely. I was in the 3rd grade when I first heard it. 6 days ago  
Make dirty balloon animals out of them. 6 days ago  
Your religion is fascist, sexist and homophobic. KYS 6 days ago  
KYS 6 days ago  
KYS you racist 6 days ago  
KYS. He hot them right. You're just projecting to defend what YOU actually are. 6 days ago  
KYS 6 days ago  
Some people have it coming 6 days ago  
Schools that segregate by gender are cancerous and sexist AF. 6 days ago  
Both are ugly 6 days ago  
KYS 6 days ago  
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