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Joined on January 11th, 2017 (432 days ago)

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Hey... psst... If you say "Jesus" backward, it sounds like sausage... heckin xd phams

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Would you rather have a 50% less chance of finding your true love but, you receive 1 MILLION dollars or have a 50% greater chance of finding your true love but, you will be in debt by $500,000 1 month ago 61 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be best friends with your soulmate (permanently) or date them for 5 years and have a terrible breakup. 1 month ago 88 votes 8 comments 0 likes
[Situations Ep: 3 option B-B] You gladly head right, knowing you won't have to confront the shooter. As you turn the corner you come to a dead end with one door. Inside is emergency items: A crowbar, fire axe, flare gun, the red backpack, etc. You take it ALL, stuffing whatever you can in the backpack. With your flare gun loaded you leave the room and head for the left corridor when SUDDENTLY- there is a dozen men with guns going down that corridor! You stop on a dime and your shoes squeak. The men slowly turn around and raise their guns... Oh no! You then... shoot the flare gun into the crowd or run back into the room 1 month ago 51 votes 8 comments 0 likes
[Situations Ep: 3 option B-A] You take a deep gulp and head left. As you tip-toe through the hallway you see a student run out of a classroom, fall against the lockers, and turn around. He looks at the doorway he came from when SUDDENTLY- BLAM! You run into the classroom closest to you and shut the door and wait. It takes you awhile to build up the courage to peep around the corner to see the student on the floor with a hole in his chest and the man standing over him. He looks back at you and you immediately shut the door in a panic. You hear him walking towards you. Oh no! You then... Wait for him to come close enough so you can bash him by kicking open the door or break small window and climb out. 1 month ago 38 votes 2 comments 0 likes
[Comment question] Today in science I had a substitute that hated my guts... I was working on the paper handed out and she just took the paper away! No reason at all! I said, "Miss, I didn't finish... can I have my paper back?" but she just looked at me for awhile and LEFT! Like, what the Frick??? Have you ever had a substitute who just hated you? Commment... or Nope 1 month ago 57 votes 10 comments 0 likes
[Situations Ep: 3 option A-B] You take a deep breath and quietly make your way to your phone when SUDDENTLY- a Horror Movie Stick approaches and you make a loud SNAP! The man turns around and raises his gun and shoots. BLAM! You fall to the floor... behind a bench and look over to the poor squirrel that was blown in half on the floor. The man chuckles and heads inside. You take your phone and call the police. Finally! Just then, three black vans approach and men armed with guns jump out. Oh no! You then... Run to the school for cover or hide inside a empty trash can (coincidentally placed next to the bench) 1 month ago 38 votes 2 comments 0 likes
[Situations Ep: 3 option A-A] You jump out and shout "Hey!" and the man turns around and looks at you. He raises his gun. For a moment you regret choosing this and you forget to breathe but, being the extreme badass you now are, you charge towards him. The man is a bit surprised and opens fire. In those seconds all you hear is your breath and the shots ringing from his gun. BLAM! A miss! BLAM! Another miss! God is on your side today! You tackle the man as he fires the gun next to your ear. You both struggle intensely. You've managed to slap the gun 3 feet away. Now feeling more confident, you pin him down. "It doesn't matter! My friends are already here!" he says, laughing hysterically. Three black vans approach and men with guns start jumping out. Oh no! You then... Grab his gun and execute the man. or Leave the man and head for the school for cover 1 month ago 35 votes 1 comment 0 likes
[Situations Ep: 2 option B] You dial the police and tell them to arrive at ******* High School asap! You turn to run away but your human nature kicks in and you realize that you can't just leave! (you jerk) You turn and head towards the school as you hear gunshots. You then brake into a run towards the school and dash through the front doors. Luckily, there are no bodies and no blood to be seen. You then hear gunshots from the hallway to the left but, there IS a hallway to the right... More gunshots! Oh no! You then... Head left! or Head right! 1 month ago 42 votes 6 comments 0 likes
[Situations Ep: 2 option A] You follow him to the corner of the school and immediately think to tackle the man BUT, you're too late and he takes out his weapon and opens fire on the first child he sees. You run for cover in a panic behind a dumpster and drop your phone! You look over to see no one is hurt but, the shooter is advancing to the school... Oh no! You then... blow your cover and shout at him to distract him or stealthily make your way towards your phone to call the freaking police!!! 1 month ago 38 votes 4 comments 0 likes
[Situations Ep: 1] You bump into a man with and a gun falls out from his jacket. The man grabs his gun, and makes his way to a school mumbling threats to that school. This is when you realize he's on his way to start a school shooting! Oh no! You then... run after the man to attempt to overpower him and disarm him or call the police right away! 1 month ago 45 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be able to become invisible for up to half an hour (What a steal!) or acquire The Flash's super speed for 5 minuets *Please make sure to read my descriptions for my questions, they are very crucial to your decisions!* 1 month ago 74 votes 23 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Travel WHEREVER or Travel WHENEVER 1 month ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Never mispel evr uhgen or never stutter, slur, lose your lisp, (speak amazing English) 1 month ago 80 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have the feeling of sexual pleasure switched with pain or have depression 1 month ago 89 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Be a Brony or Be a Furry (There is no fickin' way I'm putting a picture) 9 months ago 75 votes 12 comments 0 likes
*VEGGIES VS. FRUITS TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 5, FIGHT! Orange or Maize 9 months ago 83 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Most hyped game? Battlefront II or The Last of Us: Part 2 9 months ago 85 votes 7 comments 0 likes
*VEGGIES VS. FRUIT TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 4, FIGHT! Orange or Lettuce 10 months ago 114 votes 24 comments 0 likes
*VEGGIES VS. FRUIT TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 3, FIGHT! Orange or Potato 10 months ago 146 votes 13 comments 0 likes
*VEGGIES VS. FRUITS TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 2, FIGHT! Apple or Potato 10 months ago 127 votes 12 comments 0 likes
*VEGGIES VS. FRUITS TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 1, FIGHT: Tomato or Potato ( I know this is a root, but many people classify this as a veggy, so why not?) 10 months ago 18 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Hello there, potato knight, I will be doing a tournament of fruits vs. vegetables. Do you think this is a good idea? Yay or Nay 10 months ago 27 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have thumb-sized arms or Arm-sized thumbs? 10 months ago 24 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Get one wish in a month (READ EXPLANATION) or Get three wishes in a year READ EXPLANATION) 11 months ago 183 votes 22 comments 0 likes
Would you rather... Pick option B? or Pick option A? 11 months ago 30 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Click me! or Click me! 1 year ago 98 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Three frogs are sitting on a log, on a lake. One decides to jump into the water and leave. How many frogs are there? Comment: I CAN BEAT THIS QUESTION or Don't care, going to look at memes 1 year ago 98 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Run a teacup pig farm or Babysit kittens 1 year ago 75 votes 8 comments 0 likes

Porkling101 has posted the following comments:

Oof, B was slaughtered... 1 month ago  
I'd like to continue my retarded choice making 1 month ago  
Let's be horror movie characters and head towards the spoopy noise! It's gotta be a poodle! 1 month ago +1
More fun 1 month ago  
lolz wat dic heheheh... jk sorry love ya 1 month ago  
Neither, Doritos will alway own my soul... 1 month ago  
Oof 1 month ago  
I thought this sign meant "peace"... The more ya know! 1 month ago  
Downside? 1 month ago  
idkkk 1 month ago  
y tho 1 month ago  
GAWD 1 month ago  
Why can't people ever just accept that other people believe in different religions?! Honestly, like, why tf is it so hard to NOT judge. Just accept it everyone, not everyone will believe in what you do. GAWD. Judgmental as sh*t... 1 month ago  
A would cause the human race to go extinct 1 month ago  
Yeah... I was looking for "significant other" but, "soulmate" came out. (╯ ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 month ago  
Heh... 1 month ago  
Go up to him and be like, "I ain't gay... (but that can change)" 1 month ago +2
Hyped 4 part 2? 1 month ago  
...FALLOUT 4, DONT JUDGE! 1 month ago +2
AYE, I SAID NO! Loophole scum 1 month ago  
No way, really? 1 month ago  
Sorry, thought you were talking about stopping the 5 minuets... unless you are. Carry on. 1 month ago  
Heh... 1 month ago  
"PUBG Guide"? 1 month ago  
Read description please 1 month ago  
"Real life"? Never heard of that server. 1 month ago  
In the movies/shows he didn't... so no? 1 month ago  
Always happens. I DIDN'T ASK TO STAY SHORT FOR 8 YEARS, OKAY?! 1 month ago  
(Insert Lenny face here) 1 month ago  
I'm not sexist I swear!! 1 month ago  
I ain't no jerk... hopefully... 1 month ago  
Keep in mind that the items will be visible still! 1 month ago  
Yeah... the description IS a biiiiit confusing but, JUST BARE WITH ME! It's important. 1 month ago  
P-p-p-ORN THO 3 months ago  
Buried alive in money! (It's a good loophole I swear) 3 months ago  
Orange juice ;D 3 months ago  
You guys do realize that your parents won't be around for your entire life, right? 3 months ago  
Finally 4 months ago  
whateves 4 months ago  
Oh, phew 4 months ago  
Shhhhh... 5 months ago  
There we go 5 months ago  
Like, physically hurt them or mentally hurt them, also, how bad? Plz answer so I can choose... 5 months ago  
Chocolate and... uh... well, everything... 5 months ago  
So... what's the downside here? 5 months ago  
A little too afraid 6 months ago  
Trump 6 months ago  
Unless they can pull a wheelie in a truck, motorcycles all the way 6 months ago  
Guys, the wishes don't repeat 6 months ago  
Touché 9 months ago  
This is why I lock my gun from me. 9 months ago  
You can cough almost anytime, sneezing though... 9 months ago +2
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope noooooooooooooope. 9 months ago  
I'm surprise nobody said my name. Huh. That's the first. 9 months ago  
Muhahahahah 9 months ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 9 months ago  
Thats just screwed up 9 months ago  
WhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? 9 months ago  
It? 9 months ago  
Wudda bout an outhouse? :l 9 months ago  
Jeez, sorry, I didn't know. 9 months ago  
That's one way to think of it 9 months ago +1
Mmmm... doughnuts... 9 months ago +1
Heh, you can make a penis, heh. 9 months ago  
Because the present effects the future. Duh. 9 months ago  
Idk, I could care less about dates, just as long as they're good games. 9 months ago  
What the heck is this? Oh. Nevermind, just the internet. 9 months ago  
A couple of blinks so... 15 seconds? 9 months ago  
How to not be a noob at videogames 9 months ago +1
That pic tho 9 months ago  
It's not rape if you like it 9 months ago +1
Oh god 9 months ago  
._. 9 months ago  
Im not the only one 9 months ago  
Remember: you can always put butter on maize ;P 9 months ago  
Why use a bag if you have a backyard and a shovel? 9 months ago +1
Happy D-day :D 9 months ago +1
Depends how bad 9 months ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 9 months ago +1
What if I make a sandwich carved as "This"? 9 months ago  
58°F . California sucks. 9 months ago  
Oh no! I'll never be able to see/hear the last second of the video/song! Oh noooooo! Nobody like the one-second cliffhanger 9 months ago  
What if I put a diamond up there? 9 months ago  
Same goes for youtubers. But, I guess they are therapeutic...? 9 months ago  
Why not 9 months ago  
Well... aren't those part of the Meat, beans, and nuts category? 9 months ago  
Oh dang, fruits are too op with them sugars and sweets. HURRY, SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD TASTING VEGGY 10 months ago  
Tastes like chicken 10 months ago  
If I had a gun on me 10 months ago +1
About 128°F 10 months ago  
Its about the numbers... sorry... 10 months ago  
Wot 10 months ago  
I'm coming for whoever killed me. If I was murdered :l 10 months ago  
Orange may finally end Potato's streak! 10 months ago  
I love Bo3 and Fallout 4 too much to choose 10 months ago  
It could be a 50/50. And I admit, I'm pretty lazy... But I'll start that because I got a lot more votes than usual. 10 months ago  
Too many reasons to list 10 months ago  
A lot 10 months ago  
Because derp 10 months ago  
Don't be surprised if Trump doesn't come back out of the room... and don't mind the ketchup... 10 months ago  
It is like every mexican song. There are always a bunch of women in bakinies. (Or is it spelled "bakinis?"). Btw, I am somewhat latin so its not racist. I think... 10 months ago  
Who wants to go camping? :D 10 months ago  
But you would have no nail and your stump would probably be very sensitive. But meh, whatever floats ya boat mate. 10 months ago  
I will never get jumpscared in videogames now 10 months ago  
More moneys as an assassin 10 months ago  
I want a solid ten votes opinion before I start 10 months ago  
Dark Souls is just a game where you hit a bunch of huge creatures in the crotch (becaise that is where their hitbox is) while Limbo is a deeper meaning game. Thoses who liked Limbo, I advise playing a game called "Inside". Really cool and unique. 10 months ago  
Not really, just depressed 10 months ago  
Only if its the bubblegum toothpaste :3 10 months ago  
Well, you could be murdered by a sniper, therefor, no pain 10 months ago  
Already do ;P 10 months ago  
Neither, Under the Bridge will be the best no matter what. Musically, and economically. 10 months ago  
Thaaaaaaank you 10 months ago  
Why u guys so SALTY? Hahahahahahahah kill me 11 months ago  
Why is the leprechaun giving me a creepy stare? XD 11 months ago  
B is basically mini Chip's Ahoy 11 months ago  
But, there are so many different types of Cherrios to choose from... 11 months ago  
I could be a "sorcerer" >:) 11 months ago  
For their own good :( 11 months ago  
Final Fantasy. The swords are incredibly more large than the people wielding them 11 months ago  
Words can't physically effect me so, no. 11 months ago  
The mirror 11 months ago +1
Trick question, there is no such thing as weird and disturbing sexual dreams |:) 11 months ago  
Beep beep I'm a sheep, beepbeep I'm a sheep 11 months ago  
Anyone else getting a feminist vibe? 11 months ago  
Looks more badass 11 months ago  
I would fit so easily in both of theses 11 months ago  
Trix is a liar about having different flavors for different colors... how could they...? THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDS! 11 months ago  
I do crave those crazy squares... 11 months ago  
They're not grrrrrreat! Apparently 11 months ago  
Cherrios ftw 11 months ago  
I am a professional potato hunter, don't worry 11 months ago  
Lmao 11 months ago  
On rrrather apparently 11 months ago +1
Me, inside... 11 months ago  
Open the window 11 months ago  
What if they're across the other aisle, does that still count as next to me? 11 months ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 months ago  
I am disappointed by humanity 11 months ago  
Undefined 11 months ago  
Cherrios FTW 11 months ago  
If I actually had money 11 months ago  
They're grrreat! 11 months ago  
Me, Myself, and I 11 months ago  
Why u so salty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 months ago  
*kick-flips and whispers* skateboards 11 months ago  
Misclick 11 months ago  
I like oranges. Yum. 11 months ago  
MISCLIIIIIICK 11 months ago  
That seems more like a life lesson than anything 11 months ago +1
The Queen piece is the most powerful... #girlpower 11 months ago +1
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch younger 11 months ago  
Death to Trump 11 months ago  
I shall survive on syrup for the rest of my life 11 months ago +1
What...? Internet? Never heard of it. Now read your books, dammit. 11 months ago  
Bros before... uh... cancer? 11 months ago +1
Derpness 11 months ago  
Oh okay, because it just ticks me off when vegans say they are vegan because they "don't eat living things". A vegetable used to be a living organism... 11 months ago  
Not really evil, just don't give a crap about other people 11 months ago +1
Me 11 months ago +1
One question, why are you vegan? 11 months ago  
Isn't it just murder? Unless you have sex with the dead body... 11 months ago  
Them earlobes though 11 months ago  
I usually use other rubber toys... 11 months ago +1
I would be the boss of the company 11 months ago  
Mouth wash b*tch 11 months ago +1
I can make people look stupid. Lol, I'm so evil... 11 months ago +2
I would be bungee jumping over a lake/pond/river, therefore, I have a better chance of survival 11 months ago  
Time is money ;) 11 months ago  
This is literally my dream 11 months ago  
I could have home-made Twinkies. Every. Single. Day. 11 months ago  
-3 11 months ago  
I would like to be a human and not a Barbie 11 months ago  
Purple :P 11 months ago  
It's sad to think America is lead by... that... 11 months ago  
It would be incredibly satisfying to itch it 11 months ago  
Pee my pants in the bathroom 11 months ago +1
Rollin down the street on my lawn mower... 11 months ago  
PROXY ERROR CODE: CODI3856:)/;&JDIJ487JDOVH24-JFOFJ7IDJ73837 11 months ago  
Wait... what if I have a slice of pizza and it cools down... would I be able to eat it still? Also, what if my food is lukewarm? 11 months ago +1
ITS A SPORT, OKAY?! 11 months ago  
Put your damn pants on 11 months ago  
Doesn't say I have to teach skiers (Did I English that correctly?) 11 months ago  
I woke up in my front lawn with a black eye once. Does that count? 11 months ago +2
*puts Poptarts in toaster* 11 months ago +1
NASCAR is just driving fast in a circle. Not very fun watching people go round and round... 11 months ago +1
Oh my god it's SENPAI 11 months ago  
Sex. Just, sex. 11 months ago +2
Just having one of these is better than already having both 11 months ago  
Be honest everyone 11 months ago  
Baby Tiger sharks aren't that deadly 11 months ago  
Oh, I was told they're Irish, but we can all agree they're not French 11 months ago  
If someone laughs at you just be like: "Its because I'm purple, isn't it?" 11 months ago +1
*Says "Panda" over and over in public* 11 months ago  
I heard he's got better candy than Alex 11 months ago  
Aids 11 months ago  
*looks at comments* 36 and 9, IM SO SMERT 11 months ago  
Do you wanna build a snowman...? 11 months ago +1
Trick question, it's neither. 11 months ago  
I'll have an excuse 11 months ago  
Gotta go fast 11 months ago  
For those of you who said immortality is a curse, you are somewhat wrong. Yes, it is a slight curse, only because you see everyone you love die, but when you're immortal with someone else, it can be a whole lot better. 11 months ago  
The memes must live on 11 months ago  
More fun 11 months ago  
It's good luck! 11 months ago  
A just looks like Sanfransisco 11 months ago +1
Pancakes. Enough said. 11 months ago  
French fries aren't French, they're Irish 11 months ago  
Tree + house = AWESOME IMAGINARY ADVENTURES 11 months ago  
I'll never have to worry about skin cancer, won't age faster, no traffic at 3 in the morning, and might see a vampire, what's not to like? 11 months ago  
What was so awesome of him was that, when dueling Burr he threw away his shot. And, actually, he threw away his shot in almost EVERY duel. He wasn't scared of death. Ha... I'm such a history geek 1 year ago +1
Hamilton was just awesome because he was a badass and had 13 duels and got shot in one, and kept the bullet in his chest. 1 year ago +1
I'm not racist, okay? 1 year ago  
I'd be saving people's/a person's life. I think. Maybe... 1 year ago +1
Maybe I can't, but I can make you read these words that you are currently reading. So yes. Yes I can 1 year ago  
Yes. :) 1 year ago  
Jokes on you, I only have $-6 huehuehuehuehue 1 year ago  
Or just the derpy side 1 year ago  
SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT. If you're wondering what the answer is it is the following: (just to make sure) SPOILER ALERT. There are still three frogs because one DECIDES to jump in the water, that doesn't mean he did it right away 1 year ago  
The sentence said "jump into the water and LEAVE" but good guess 1 year ago  
Can that Dino swallow anything and spit it into a bottomless pit? No. 1 year ago  
We are number one though... 1 year ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1 year ago  
Onex is Onex. Enough said. 1 year ago +1
Cookie, when I said make more questions, I meant easy questions. Not impossible ones. 1 year ago +1
Watch out watch out RKO RKO!!! 1 year ago  
An artist is a bright person. *drops mic* 1 year ago +1
I'm very curious to see the percentage... 1 year ago +1
I'm pretty sure the corn wore it better... 1 year ago  
I thought it was the unicorn horse... 1 year ago  
Why did you answer this question? 1 year ago  
Why not both? 1 year ago  
Both 1 year ago  
Yummy 1 year ago  
*opens mouth to say something* ... *closes* 1 year ago  
Kinkeh 1 year ago  
They're... both... so... DERPY 1 year ago  
Americans, be honest. 1 year ago  
My answer is very obvious 1 year ago  
Both 1 year ago +1
Boobs. Enough said. 1 year ago  
Lol, that makes the two of us 1 year ago +1
What's the difference? 1 year ago  
Troll C: 1 year ago  
I do have a foot fedish... 1 year ago  
Just say "I really like the month March" 1 year ago  
Already am 1 year ago  
He's innocent! I mean, c'mon. Four deaths isn't that bad, when we get to the triple digits, THEN we should worry... 1 year ago  
I'm pretty disappointed that this is 50/50 1 year ago +2
Kirby + Jigglypuff = black hole 1 year ago  
Either way, Justin Bieber will die 1 year ago  
*opens mouth to say something* ... *closes mouth* 1 year ago  
Wow, that's a lot of words 1 year ago  
"Oh I'm a sour cherry, oh I'm a sour cherry! I'm a sour sour sour sour cherry, oh yeah!" :D 1 year ago  
What's "a life"? 1 year ago  
You mean Xcocks? 1 year ago  
Myself count? 1 year ago  
Okay, so, in one of the stories, God tells one of his followers the good things on Earth. God then says "...since the world is flat..." But. But. But. If God created the world... how did he not know it was round? 1 year ago  
Man, those poor stuffed animal kittens... 1 year ago  
Which kind of sausage are we talking about here? *wink wink* 1 year ago  
They said I could be anything when I grow up, so I is doughnut 1 year ago  
Why Club Penguin? - (jk XD) 1 year ago  
*boat door drops an inch* "YEAH LETS DO THIS!!!" *gets shot in head* 1 year ago +1
Potato potato potato potato potato Cookie potato potato potato potato potato Verzani potato potato potato Sierra potato potato Alexm potato potato potato Neither potato potato LemonOfPower potato potato potato. Oh, and the best, Potato 1 year ago  
Cookie, make more questions! I'm running out of ppl's questions to answer. O_o 1 year ago +2
Wasn't planning to :/ 1 year ago  
-_- 1 year ago  
Then why did you choose option B? O.o 1 year ago  
It's a gun, I must own it. 1 year ago  
Does mental torture count? 1 year ago  
I isTrump 1 year ago  
Wait, if you turn into a transsexual, do you never age? O_o 1 year ago  
Define "help" 1 year ago +1
Myself just now 1 year ago  
Is there a difference? 1 year ago  
Hire a hit man 1 year ago  
No need to pay for electricity 1 year ago  
It's just the fan art and conspiracies that make me skeptical. But I love the way how you battle and have to dodge obstacles. The coolest thing is how the bosses interact with the buttons that you click. (Ex: *the boss destroys the 'mercy' button so you have to fight.) 1 year ago  
No horrible death pls 1 year ago  
I can already see people saying God isn't real... (I haven't looked at comments yet) 1 year ago  
Because we know the truth 1 year ago  
I am not a person, I'm a pig. 1 year ago  
100% attempt for A? 1 year ago  
Lol, joke's on you, I'm taking chemistry right now. HA 1 year ago  
Crap, now I only have -13 dollars 1 year ago  
Video games ARE how I meditate 1 year ago  
2 words: IM BATMAN 1 year ago  
And I care why? If it makes ya feel better you can PM me some roasts. Otherwise, let it go. But I will roast ya back ;) 1 year ago  
Your 10 minutes late retard 1 year ago  
Again, I care why? (I can do this forever y'know) 1 year ago  
And I care why? 1 year ago  
Lol, just thought about the Scary Movie series 1 year ago +1
Mmmm... doughnuts... 1 year ago  
Option C 1 year ago  
Ikr 1 year ago +1
Mario the Plummer eats shrooms to grow, SovietMario eats shrooms to get hi 1 year ago  
Bro, he ain't a mirror. 1 year ago  
My job is to derp. 1 year ago  
Don't. If you know what's good for your sanity 1 year ago  
That's how I remember the Cowboys 1 year ago  
Guess that Pokémon! "ITS PIKACHU!" It's... CHARZAR! "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" 1 year ago +1
Boo 1 year ago +1
C'mon, otters are cool! 1 year ago  
Hungry, I am. 1 year ago  
Sorry, I like the pleasure of food. Think of the Twinkies! 1 year ago  
My destiny was to choose A, but I made a decision and chose B. 1 year ago +1
The same area can be Earth 1 year ago  
And jerking other ppl at the same time 1 year ago  
Sorry, not a bronie 1 year ago  
Why did you choose dire wolf then? Hmmm? 1 year ago  
The Chicka fan art. That traumatized me. SHE/HE IS A ROBOT PPL. YOU CANT F*CK A ROBOT 1 year ago  
He is much derp. 1 year ago  
Ppl have not seen this show 1 year ago  
Jokes actually make sense 1 year ago  
OOOOOOOOOH 1 year ago  
Why is Steve white? ._. 1 year ago  
It's obviously duh 1 year ago  
WTF 1 year ago +1
The Smurfs will pay for getting that song stuck in my head 1 year ago +1
Here is proof: Potato 1 year ago  
1, it's school. Enough said. 1 year ago  
He's another YouTuber. So what? 1 year ago  
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 1 year ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5gfPUCyQU 1 year ago  
Sexist much? 1 year ago  
Is that Huni Pop? 1 year ago  
Just eat em Yoshi, and spit him in a bottomless pit 1 year ago  
C'mon, it's not THAT bad... 1 year ago  
Lol 1 year ago  
BRONIES FTW 1 year ago  
Does me count? 1 year ago  
My dream 1 year ago +1
Does dropping my Twinkie count? It was in the past 1 year ago  
POOOOORN 1 year ago  
Wait, the periods... oh no... 1 year ago  
Stop isis 1 year ago +1
Jrob probably chose option a to make this question 1 year ago  
Think about the Twinkies guys... 1 year ago  
Define "friends" 1 year ago  
That picture tho 1 year ago  
Either way, it's Undertale. So either way, ITS AWESOME 1 year ago +1
I wouldn't survive the laser pointers. SO MANY LIGHTS 1 year ago  
This is just awesome. 1 year ago  
I just played myself there, I wouldn't HAVE to use eye drops. *slaps forehead* 1 year ago  
... 1 year ago  
Lol 1 year ago +1
Did you guys both vote on your own question? 1 year ago +1
Nice, sex with a sandwich 1 year ago  
If I had it MY way, that would be no way. Problem solved. 1 year ago  
I just remembered that if you say "watermelon" the sneeze felling goes away... probably wouldn't work tho 1 year ago  
I think it's funny how I said "let's give each other likes" and everyone liked my comment even though they actually didn't like everyone's comment XD 1 year ago  
Stop a forest fire- or ANY fire! 1 year ago  
10 minutes late for death ;) 1 year ago  
Is it a coincidence that the green picture is for the blue voting bar, and the blue picture is for the green voting bar? 1 year ago  
Just do it, pick Nike 1 year ago  
Who else saw "coffee" and clicked? 1 year ago  
Beats are suuuuuuuuuuuuper overpriced just because of the design, not the quality 1 year ago  
Never had dragon fruit 1 year ago +1
Just need some Mtn Dew... and... THE MEME IS COMPLETE 1 year ago  
What are these cookies you call "Chips Ahoy"? I only eat Oreos 1 year ago  
Why have you done this to me. I just can't choose 1 year ago  
Is it just me or does Dr. P taste like an Icee 1 year ago  
Do the Dew, MOUNTAIN DEW 1 year ago  
No thank you C: 1 year ago  
Where's my money bro? 1 year ago  
Did you really have do bring FNAF into this? 1 year ago +1
Kick their ass 1 year ago  
No. Just, no. F Harry Potter 1 year ago  
Already do 1 year ago  
Your profile pic doe 1 year ago +1
Actually a apple is sweet, but not unhealthy. 1 year ago  
FOR MUTHA RUSSIA 1 year ago +2
I'd be proud 1 year ago  
FLYING PIGS 1 year ago  
I'll be a Villager (yes, I brought minecraft in this) 1 year ago  
What's the point of true love if you get blown up by nuclear war? 1 year ago +1
Lol 3rd hundred vote right here ^.^ 1 year ago +1
Put me in front of my computer 1 year ago  
1 word: Hulu 1 year ago  
Gawd dang it, now I want an Earth sandwich 1 year ago  
#GTA 1 year ago  
A lot of people's lives were lost brutally, due to racism 1 year ago  
Can someone tell me what "washing hair" means? 1 year ago  
This person likes the Matrix too much, not that it's a bad movie... 1 year ago  
Is this even a question? 1 year ago  
PC games = EVERY GAME 1 year ago  
At least one survives 1 year ago  
31% don't see the obvious loophole here... 1 year ago  
I COULD SELL MY HAIR TO MCDONALDS. Or do I already? *illuminati music* 1 year ago  
Free and insane-ly handsome :) 1 year ago  
Twitter is literally Facebook, just without the pictures and videos 1 year ago  
The tiger would probably e scared of me after me trying to cuddle with the giant cat. 1 year ago  
I'd rather step out of the bomb shelter and start a new Fallout 4 game. 1 year ago  
It's kinda funny 1 year ago  
It's about SURVIVAL 1 year ago  
They'd be jealous. 1 year ago  
They better not f*cking sparkle in the sunlight 1 year ago  
A snail is much more smaller than a frog... LOGIC 1 year ago  
Who cares about society? You get to have SEX 1 year ago  
Ronald Mc Donald is a clown so... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 1 year ago  
After he would say you were lovin it. 1 year ago  
The dad looks like he's going to rape his son O.o 1 year ago  
The best celebrity is the greatest three people in the world, Me, Myself, and I. :) 1 year ago  
Actually, that would still be kinda lethal... 1 year ago  
I NEED INTERNET 1 year ago  
5 stuffed animal puppies :) (this is just a really messed up question and I'm trying so hard to find a loophole) 1 year ago  
Anyone herd of prosthetic legs? 1 year ago  
Notice how it says LIVE underwater not BREATHE underwater. 1 year ago  
At least I have a chance to survive the bullet and not die from pain 1 year ago  
If they got their wrappers it's all good 1 year ago  
Lol, I don't care 'bout football trolololololol 1 year ago  
Aye, we got something in common! 1 year ago  
( . )( . ) there, I put boobs now give me top comment 1 year ago  
...after I'm dead :P 1 year ago  
F*CK yeah Barbie time 1 year ago  
*eats two worms* done. 1 year ago  
Moo 1 year ago  
It did dumbass 1 year ago  
She has no friends, she has best friends 1 year ago  
Yum 1 year ago  
Finally, me and my puppy have something in common! 1 year ago  
PE excuse 1 year ago  
Does someone want to tell him? 1 year ago  
Yolo 1 year ago  
Wut? 1 year ago  
Can't download mods and steam games on IMac 1 year ago  
Like if you just clicked option A because of the little toast dude. :P 1 year ago  
Easiest question. No doubt. 1 year ago +1
Already am 1 year ago  
Never worry about bad breath again. 1 year ago  
"What the heck is mutton?" *slaps forehead* 1 year ago  
What is it you people call "nature?" 1 year ago  
What is a "cell-phone"? Never heard of them. :3 1 year ago  
We ain't in Kansas anymore- OH SH*T! 1 year ago  
Doesn't say they don't pay you 200% back :) 1 year ago +1
Ooooh! I know this one! It's... I don't give a fruk 1 year ago  
Me:"Crap!" Friend:"What?" Me:"I lost the key to your heart :'(" 1 year ago  
Either way, I can eat tomatoes 1 year ago  
*cough* Netflix *cough* 1 year ago  
I am offended 1 year ago  
Go die and see what happens, then tell me ;) 1 year ago  
What is it you smert people say "college" is? 1 year ago  
Me: "Has anyone here drank milk recently? I'm lactose intolerant." (Not really) 1 year ago  
In blankets ;) 1 year ago  
Mud is not permanent 1 year ago  
Aye, all you b*tches focus on ME. It's MY DAY. 1 year ago  
Hey, don't you guys know about sign language? It can come in "handy" huehuehuehuehue- okay I'll go die... 1 year ago  
Heil Hitlier- what? Pshhhh, I'm not hailing Hitlier... what... *says Heil Hitlier under breath* 1 year ago  
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