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Joined on July 6th, 2012 (2,024 days ago)

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Do you believe men can be raped? Yes or No 4 years ago 1,205 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather see in concert? Rise Against or Avenged Sevenfold 5 years ago 277 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you bang a step sibling. (no blood relation) yes or no 5 years ago 1,081 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which annoys you more? mluke18 always asking questions about sex/homosexuality/cheating or People making questions with very biased choices (ex. eat cookies or be raped) 5 years ago 177 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be only have kinky sex for the rest of your life or Only have regular sex for the rest of your life 5 years ago 215 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever had a gay fantasy (if you are gay a straight fantasy) Yes or No 5 years ago 216 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Is Great glory worth risking your life in battle? oui :) or non :( 5 years ago 207 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Creature was more misunderstood The Cyleriuns or The empty child 5 years ago 163 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would the Doctor have left Oswin even though she was in Dalek form? Yes or no 5 years ago 178 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather be converted to A Dalek or Cyberman 5 years ago 158 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Doctor Who villain is more terrifying? Dalek or Weeping Angel 5 years ago 201 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Doctor 9th or 11th 5 years ago 175 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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When you get friendzoned do you keep pursuing that person hoping they will be with you or Move on, plenty more fish in the sea. 5 years ago 232 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever heard of BoxofDemons (youtube commentator) yes or no 5 years ago 241 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Minecraft Commentary or Cod Commentary 5 years ago 307 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a zombie survival plan yes or no 5 years ago 2,066 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Which campaign is better Halo 4 or Halo Reach 5 years ago 168 votes 12 comments 1 like
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Do you have sex on a regular basis? yes or no 5 years ago 280 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer metal or rap 5 years ago 237 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Are you... (please no arguments) religious or atheist 5 years ago 262 votes 52 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do blonds or redheads 5 years ago 254 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which Podcast is better (listen if you haven't) PainKiller Already or The yogscast 5 years ago 2,261 votes 28 comments 1 like
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Would you rather bacon or waffles 5 years ago 634 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Was Clint Eastwood better as A Cowboy or Dirty Harry 5 years ago 241 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Did Obama do a good job as President (explain answer) Yes he did or No he didn't 5 years ago 7,081 votes 350 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat steak or lobster 5 years ago 498 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Hockey or Basketball 5 years ago 4,249 votes 66 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Metallica or Iron Maiden 5 years ago 342 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Hot chocolate or Frapachino 5 years ago 558 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Emma Watson or Emma Stone 5 years ago 874 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Young Clint Eastwood as a body gaurd or Have Morgan Freeman Narrate your life (you can hear the Narration whenever you want) 5 years ago 430 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Paintball or Airsoft 5 years ago 3,902 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch (couldn't find good pics) Wings of Redemption or Murkahdurkah 5 years ago 246 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Pulp free orange juice or Fresh squeezed orange juice with pulp 5 years ago 496 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Woody's Gamertag or xJawz 5 years ago 1,416 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with (guys only) an ugly girl who is amazing at having sex. or a hot girl who does nothing and just lays there. 5 years ago 6,884 votes 33 comments 0 likes

Shorthop has posted the following comments:

I've never used trigonometry 4 years ago  
tease 4 years ago +2
If I'm using the Barrett m107, I'd be screwed, I'd need to be completely stationary or the recoil would send me flying. 4 years ago +1
It fires faster but the surface area on the ammo was smaller so it made less of an impact, so less painful. 4 years ago  
If it were to exist I'd rather be there, exchanging ideas with Buddha and writing with Thomas Jefferson, singing with john lennon, and partying with charlie sheen 4 years ago  
I don't want my daughter getting pregnant and relying on me her whole life, fu^k that, she's moving out at 18 19ish 4 years ago  
That makes no sense at all, you want a pencil that's easily sharpened. 4 years ago  
No, if you were born def, you would never learn the ability to speak, i mean def. 4 years ago  
Well, it is commonly accepted that a carpenter named Jesus was crucified, it was made up that he was the son of god, and did miracles and all that stuff, and those things became the modern idea of jesus. So the modern idea (and all that it was based off of) was made up, even though he was a real person, the Jesus know to humans today is purely fiction. 4 years ago  
although he was a real human the modern connotation of jesus was made up 4 years ago  
although he was a real human the connotation of jesus was made up 4 years ago  
if you have balls enough to try it then be my guest. 4 years ago  
do you want to test it 4 years ago  
either way it'd hurt like all hell 4 years ago  
As a wrestler I've had to do this and nothing beats it 4 years ago  
When i do my best i am the best 4 years ago +4
join the club 4 years ago +3
Ray Mabus, he initiated the program made all the decisions, all obama did was sign the paper saying that Ray Mabus' plan could be executed. All Obama did was sign a piece of paper. 4 years ago  
didn't see the 3 bullets 4 years ago  
No, Navy Seal Team 6 assassinated Osama, not Obama. 4 years ago  
The only thing he did was Obamacare, which is a very flawed system. I'm for universal health care, but come on that was just terrible. 4 years ago  
I never said he hasn't done anything, but he hasn't done anything that's effective 4 years ago  
5 years is more than enough to get things started at least, especially when your party controlled all of congress for 2 years, and he had the senate for all 5. When Ronald Reagan ended the recession of 1982 in 4 years with the other party controlling all of congress, so its possible to fix things, and he hasn't made an attempt. 4 years ago  
I didn't ask if Romney was better, i just asked if Obama was good. Neither of them are they both suck, also he claims to support gay rights but has not even spoken out once in favor of them. 4 years ago  
After covering up fast and furious and Benghazi scandals, not standing up for gay rights, supporting over regulation, and legalizing predator drone strikes on American citizen (thus meaning execution without trial). He's been a crappy president. It's sad that people ignore all the bad things he's done. 4 years ago  
no he can't he tried to kill himself, but it didn't work. He shot himself in the head and on impact he became hulk, so as soon as anything happens he goes hulk. 4 years ago  
one emp and iron man is fu*ked 4 years ago  
Redheads! 4 years ago +2
I like crazy, has anyone seen Perks of being a wall flower, sam is my ideal girl 4 years ago  
The hulk can't die though, its impossible 4 years ago +2
Latinas have the best bodies 4 years ago  
just saying 100% of girls said its about what you do with it 4 years ago  
Wrong one, Emma Watson and Allison Brie are enough for me 4 years ago  
I like a little bit of color, its sexy 4 years ago +2
Except for when a bullet goes through spideys bit*h head, Caps weapon is shield and gun. 4 years ago  
9 was Fantastic, way better than 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, or 8 4 years ago +1
I wanna hold your hand! 4 years ago  
Love the pic 4 years ago  
heat doesn't bother me 4 years ago  
I miss Mono 4 years ago +1
Magic Conch, what should we do??? 4 years ago +4
A was my business teacher last year, i had a D in her class because she forgot to enter my assignments in the grade book, so i showed them to her, graded and all and it raised it to an A 4 years ago  
Sadly no 4 years ago +4
Anyone read perks of being a wild flower, i'd love that group. 4 years ago  
i know, that's why i did this poll, just to see if that was the consensus. 4 years ago +1
Zut! 4 years ago  
The bible is as much proof of a god, as Harry Potter is proof of Hogwarts. 4 years ago +3
You're the one who is using insults instead of reason, that not only shows immaturity, but lack of knowledge. 4 years ago  
Gun bans wont get passed. 4 years ago  
Try it, America is imposible to occupy because everyone has guns. 4 years ago +5
New Vegas wasn't as like role playish, like i didn't get into the character as much. 4 years ago  
Whovian, not fan 4 years ago  
Well, if it exists, and i don't believe in it, then i won't go. If it were based on who's a good person i would 4 years ago  
Best game ever 4 years ago  
i'm already semi punk 4 years ago +3
Starring Mila Kunis (PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN) 4 years ago +8
Just maxed out today, 245lbs 4 years ago  
Nope, i dont think it exists. 4 years ago +2
The deterioration of modern society 4 years ago  
your political satire is poor at its best. 4 years ago +2
i really hate mluke18, she'd probably intentionally drop the soap 4 years ago +1
melt chocolate, dip bacon in it 4 years ago  
You realize you're from Pennsylvania right. 4 years ago  
You've clearly never had chocolate dipped bacon 4 years ago +2
some people do, weak willed people but people 4 years ago  
Cats, cats are whats wrong with me 4 years ago  
i know right 4 years ago  
my dog is my best friend 4 years ago +8
you mean fu*cked right, just confirming the apostrophe threw me off, and no i wouldn't take it from them, just tease them with a ton of cleavage 4 years ago  
I'm a student 4 years ago +4
He also didn't say magic dragons will fly out of your pants, but due to the laws of nature they wont, just like due to the laws of nature you can't just turn straight. 4 years ago  
I'm sorry what does f'ed by guys mean in this context, it doesn't make sense 4 years ago  
We weren't perfectly made that's the thing, its such a common argument that everything is so planned, but at any second your heart could stop beating, or your arteries could burst, and its moderately common, my close friend matt just died of an aoritc annurism, which means your aorta just stops transfering blood to your brain, billions of stars and planets are being born and exploding as we speak, we live in udder chaos, not extreme order, and i'm not saying id rather not have free will, but i'm saying it was irresponsible and stupid to give it to us. I like having it, but that doesn't mean its what a god should do. It's like a parent giving an infant a gun and saying be safe with it, does the infant love the gun, yes they do and some good can come out of it, they can learn to respect it and use it as a tool for protection, but they'll also end up being irresponsible and harming themselves and others. Free will is a gun and god is the irrisponsible father giving to to his infant child (humans) assuming he exists for the sake of argument. 4 years ago +1
i never said be in a relationship with them, i said have sex with them 4 years ago  
Not if you play RR right, the other person is supposed to shoot from across a long table, so you'd be fine from that range, but if you play it the wrong way you'd be screwed. 4 years ago +1
You can also scientifically measure the existence, force, and direction of the wind, so through those pieces of evidence you can infer that wind exists.With a god there is 0 proof, mainly because its bull sh*t and people made it up. Also a tornado isn't wind, it is the result of a high temp updraft, hitting a low temp down draft, creating a spiraling funnel effect. So it isn't real wind, its a spiral effect. Also the things you mistake as him working in your life are all human goodness, not divine power, so if a doctor saves your friend in surgery, thank the doctor not some god who is clearly absent from the world. And if he does exist and allows all this bad stuff to happen, he better have a damn good excuse, because frankly if there were a god, i wouldn't like him very much. He seems like a d*ck. 4 years ago +1
Congrats to you, I'm going to go get laid. 4 years ago  
It says you'll be gay, you can't turn straight if youre gay 4 years ago  
no, he didn't leave me he was never there because he doesn't exist 4 years ago +1
i already got it, didn't enjoy it much 4 years ago  
team Javert 4 years ago  
She was fantastic, i love how she added the voice cracks to make it seem like she was truly sad and on the verge of tears, yet they didn't impact her voice negatively, absolutely fantastic. 4 years ago  
Then it isn't free, it required effort, i already get stuff using my mind, but it would be easier to just say i have boobs, give it to me, so it would require less work for the same pay out 4 years ago  
*More likely to be safe* 4 years ago  
That's what I'm saying a god would never leave me that's what made me realize there was never one there. 4 years ago +1
But it isn't their decision, its yours. And also, religion was one of the reasons i tried to kill myself, i was abandoned by a god i believed in, by my parents who left me when i was a baby, by my friends who left me because i wasn't cool enough. Then i realized, there was no god who could abandon me, my parents were dickheads, and friends who leave you aren't real friends, so i moved on, got a "new family" of peers who love and support me and they've helped me more than any "god" could ever do. And i realize the effect it has on the family, but if they wanted to prevent it bad enough they would see the problem and fix it, if not then they just don't care enough. 4 years ago +2
it doesn't work like that 4 years ago +12
So a good laptop that runs like crap? 4 years ago  
*well* *poorly* 4 years ago  
I Cried my eyes out during on my own, I still do, i believe the actress in the film (i forgot her name) actually did a better job than Lea Sogna (or however you spell her name) 4 years ago  
in the pinky toe, nobody gives a sh*t about the pinky toes 4 years ago  
Fantastic work on the ideas of humanity whether we're truly good or evil by nature. 4 years ago  
Son't fuc k with a marine 4 years ago  
Well, he was bad to the russians because makarov manipulated them into thinking that the U.S attacked them, so it goes back to Makarov being bad, and ghost being a victim of the situation. 4 years ago  
Well *slicks hair back* You come here often? lol 4 years ago +2
sex>pot 4 years ago  
The universe is infinite, in which billions of planets exist, there must be a planet which has had evolutionary success. 4 years ago +5
Once you read it, it becomes a fixed point in time, unchangeable. Thanks Doctor Who 4 years ago +1
i love the taste of bananas but the mushy texture makes me puke so i avoid them 4 years ago +6
I love getting ridden. 4 years ago  
Neither grades don't show intelligence, work ethic, or overall education, they show who can cheat the most effectively because the American school system puts more emphysis on tests than actual education. My entire Sophomore year was preperation for the AP test and the ACT, i learned nothing that year. 4 years ago +2
Nope, i kick cats sometimes if they piss me off. 4 years ago +1
i like being alone 4 years ago +6
I find the Man Up term sexist, it implies that all men need to be these tough, macho creatures who have no emotion, while women can be whoever they want to be. Just my opinion though. 4 years ago +2
Except for periods and giving birth, every day life is far better as a woman, so much free stuff, people treat you better everywhere you go just because you have tits. Hell, id use my boobs to get soo much free stuff. 4 years ago +2
More safe 4 years ago  
I'm looking forward to floating around in the cosmos. 4 years ago  
We would never have a second thought about it if there wasn't a society who says it is. 4 years ago +1
I don't know enough about her, but she seemed to be a strong leader from an outside perspective. 4 years ago  
You beat me to it 4 years ago +1
Frostbite Spiders? No thanks 4 years ago  
OD on good drugs 4 years ago +1
Never shoot a little kid, ever. 4 years ago +7
Anyone who says its selfish has never been in the suicidal state of mind, its fuc*ing terrible. I tried to kill myself in 7th grade due to constant bullying and physical abuse. Saying its selfish is like saying running out of a fire instead of saving your pet hampster is selfish. Its not selfish its a long considered solution to a problem. 4 years ago +18
If im the bad influence my friends would all be super nerds. 4 years ago +1
New Life Experiences. 4 years ago  
please don't resort to name calling, it just makes a fool of yourself, and makes your point seem less legitimate. 4 years ago  
please no profanity 4 years ago  
but its a cable tv show 4 years ago  
thought it said alcoholic blizzard 4 years ago +7
Hitler did nothing wrong, f*ck cripples, i hate black people. see i have no idea why i get no thumbs up 4 years ago +10
I've done it, not too bad. 4 years ago +1
trees wont shut up, get it because they have bark. 4 years ago +6
damn it auto correct 4 years ago  
The twits 4 years ago  
no it was about these really old people who were like mad at everything 4 years ago  
AlexW he made the site 4 years ago  
at least mluke is kinky 4 years ago  
depends on the humans 4 years ago  
i hate chocolate. 4 years ago  
That one was mean, but I'm not sure if your saying its good of me to post it in the authors comment instead of making a biased question, or if you're mad at me for posting it in the first place. 4 years ago  
Meh, they do it on like a weekly basis. If they launched a bomb at the U.S, Russia, or any of their allies, there would be more nukes launched at North Korea, than people in North Korea. 4 years ago +1
My GF's from russia, and her family only speaks russian 4 years ago  
could have gotten it before. I'm a guy so if i had a husband, I wouldnt be having sex anyway 4 years ago  
I agree. (I'm male, but still knows when guys are attractive) and i don't think hes good looking. Girls just like him for his abs. 4 years ago  
farmtown 4 years ago  
They threatened to nuke south korea, america, Australia, and russia. AGAIN 4 years ago  
no crazier than christianity 4 years ago  
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." Ezekial 23: 19-21 4 years ago  
Just because its insane and clearly false, doesn't make it a cult. At least not anymore than all religion 4 years ago +1
After years of going through rumors gossip and getting bullied, i can take it, and will not join in no matter what 4 years ago  
If it runs 4 years ago  
both 4 years ago +2
What are the sites? 4 years ago  
What are they 4 years ago  
But, chicago had more murders. 4 years ago +1
Taken both, french is easier. 4 years ago +1
idk what that means 4 years ago +6
*Futurama Fry meme* Not sure if honesty, or sarcasm. 4 years ago  
You'd be surprised how man people don't believe they can. 4 years ago  
Or a woman blackmailing a man, or kidnapping. 4 years ago +2
Green Arrow had better tech too. 4 years ago  
yes seriously 4 years ago  
point taken 4 years ago  
Y do men have to skip, I'm straight, but i can aknowledge that there are good looking men. 4 years ago +1
The Doctor was the hero still, he may have made mistakes, but the universe would be far worse w/o him 4 years ago  
trust me, that's a good thing 4 years ago  
He'd have the tiniest di*k 4 years ago  
Nah man, i like the stones better than Floyd, but nobody beats Def Leppard. 4 years ago  
Killing People because they dont believe your views, OH WAIT thats both of them. LOL my mistake 4 years ago +3
quizfarm 4 years ago +2
Thank you for realizing men can be raped. 4 years ago  
OMG I LOVE DEATHNOTE 4 years ago  
How i met your mother 4 years ago +2
Id kill to play for Chelsea. 4 years ago  
Jealous of some parts, but I like being a guy most of the time. 4 years ago  
of course just like the Odyssey is proof of Zeus and Athena, and Harry Potter is proof of Wizards. 4 years ago +9
history helps you on a day to day basis, learning from past success and failure. 4 years ago +2
I sleep naked sooo 4 years ago +5
Nope, Chicago is closer to east 4 years ago  
There's a WNBA and if you let women in the NBA you need to let men in the WNBA 4 years ago +3
spongebob 4 years ago +1
the Blackhawks for hockey, the OKC Thunder for Basketball 4 years ago  
Midwest 4 years ago  
Time travel is possible, we are doing it right now, we are traveling through time at the speed of 1 hour per hour. 4 years ago +4
pull out my 9mm and shoot him 4 years ago +5
taking my girlfriend :D, i normally don't like the re releases, but Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movies 4 years ago  
Portal 4 years ago  
Establishment clause. Has anyone actually read the constitution and the bill of rights? 4 years ago +7
*They're* you have lost your right to criticize since you lack basic English functions. 4 years ago  
Shes too light, she 4 years ago  
Only Steers and queers come from Texas boy and you sure as hell aren't a steer, so that pretty much narrows it down! 4 years ago +1
i like you 4 years ago  
Tell that to my girlfriend. I'm a staunch atheist, but I've never been more inlove. 4 years ago +1
It isn't one anyway, establishment cause my friend. 4 years ago +2
its better to drown a few people, than to kill the whole planet 4 years ago +8
Nope, it was a poll 4 years ago  
no, i had it right 4 years ago +2
Some would 4 years ago  
I do enjoy life, but i look forward to finding out what happens after death, good or bad, I'm naturally curious. Doesn't mean i want to die, but i do not fear it. 4 years ago  
I will, Death is an adventure into the unknown. 4 years ago  
Paintball? Dude I paintball weekly, hell no its not for pussies. Airsoft is for pussies, that doesn't hurt. 4 years ago  
I see no hypocracy or bigotry in my comment, i don't think you realize what those words mean. 4 years ago  
I would much rather have 100 million dollars than go somewhere that doesn't exist. 4 years ago  
i posted it a week before him, and don't say retard, its offensive 4 years ago  
This question makes you ok with being in love with that person. So, you would love him and wouldn't have a problem with it. 4 years ago  
it still hurts, just not quite as badly 4 years ago  
Look at my profile pic 4 years ago +6
I never rejoice in a death, but i can be glad by the effect of the death. 4 years ago  
if you love them you would b 4 years ago  
both 4 years ago +4
It was asking what sect of a religion i was, and i said i am religionless. 4 years ago  
poof! you clearly do since you responded. 4 years ago  
Well that's your fault 4 years ago  
not really 4 years ago  
yes, and idk y but it sent two 4 years ago  
damn it you took mine 4 years ago  
they're the same thing. My subscribers on youtube love me but people at my school hate me 4 years ago  
You would constantly be stepping on legos, thats hell 4 years ago +8
Nope, I'm patrick star 4 years ago  
im patrick silly 4 years ago  
I was patrick 4 years ago  
I'm a starfish silly 4 years ago  
A staged fight in a movie 4 years ago +4
I would like to say this as politely as possible, YOU ARE AN IDIOT, SHES ALMOST TOO SKINNY 4 years ago +3
I liked it when we visited land 4 years ago  
No, i moved to Bikini top 4 years ago  
what about wrestling, boxing, mma, 4 years ago  
I want to keep my family name going 4 years ago  
No it doesn't love is a made up concept, sex is a mean of reproduction 4 years ago +1
I hate it when my gf wears thongs 4 years ago +1
*there 4 years ago +1
mine is best 4 years ago  
I like my house 4 years ago  
Not Hitler, the great dictator 4 years ago  
sorry hun i want kids 4 years ago  
Historical doccuments 4 years ago  
Look up the Japanese internment camps. That's the problem with the american education system they talk about all of America's high points, and none of the low. 4 years ago  
I'm german, i just wouldn't tell people about being a socialist 4 years ago  
Communism is good in theory, but in the real world, it doesn't 4 years ago  
I'm a guy so i can't get prego 4 years ago +1
sh*t wrong one, LBJ started the vietnam war 4 years ago +2
only difference is that Obama will leave eventually 4 years ago  
I'm a republican, and I don't call french socialists 4 years ago  
I'm on the fence about this 4 years ago  
Our votes honestly don't count, theyre just suggestions to the electoral college. 4 years ago  
Ron Paul 4 years ago  
I'm going to adopt anyway 4 years ago +1
After the first trimeste 4 years ago +1
neither 4 years ago  
more money 4 years ago  
except the part where he imprisoned American citizens because of their race. Racist much? 4 years ago  
except the part where he cheated the constitution and imprisoned thousands of Americans just because they were of Japanese decent. He was an american Hitler. 4 years ago +5
Hillary is an idiot 4 years ago +1
niether 4 years ago +1
Can't make a deal with something that doesn't exist 4 years ago  
William Churchill, or Ghandi 4 years ago  
He's a douche, but Putin is extremely corrupt. He won the last election by 115% of the population. 4 years ago +3
Brilliant bussiness woman and humanitarian or mediocre president 4 years ago +7
McCain is a vet, he'd have good stories 4 years ago +9
Obama is a bad president, but hes better than a dictator 4 years ago +1
cooler name 4 years ago  
Didn't like either, but my quality of life was better when bush was in office 4 years ago  
No friends, she focuses on studies and grows up to be sucessful. Slut gets pregnant at 15 and uses me as a bank . I'll pass on the slut thanks 4 years ago  
They aren't socialist countries, they are capitalist with some socialistic policies. 4 years ago +1
Capitalism is the best situation in this, but if you want to be fair Anarchism would be more right wing in the fiscal area (these are all fiscal policies) because right wing financial policies have a lot less restrictions. 4 years ago +1
like? 4 years ago +3
I'm ashamed :( lol jk 4 years ago  
She's all plastic and fake, I like real women. 4 years ago  
doesn't specify that though 4 years ago  
That's not me, thats the guy who stole my picture 4 years ago  
Squirtile is my nigglet 4 years ago +1
They did invent punk 4 years ago  
I honestly could not give less of a sh*t 4 years ago +1
More honor 4 years ago +5
grab my 9mm 4 years ago  
I sleep naked 4 years ago +2
and....... 4 years ago  
true 4 years ago  
sry to tell you pinhead, but i don't give a sh*t 4 years ago  
Wow, You're annoying as sh*t 4 years ago  
I started it like a year ago. 4 years ago  
Nope, I've had this picture for about a year. 4 years ago  
I feel Awesome, I was the first one to have a spongebob profile Picture. 4 years ago  
I'm adopted, and my cousin's hot. 4 years ago +3
No, i hate it 4 years ago +3
Condom, or a cureable STD 4 years ago +2
JFK stood up to the USSR when America needed it most, Obama just covered up scandals, and lied to say he was pro gay rights. 4 years ago +6
So hard 4 years ago  
Too sweet 4 years ago  
A key that opens many locks is a good key, but a lock that opens to many keys is a sh*tty lock. 4 years ago  
It's nasty 4 years ago  
Sloppy Seconds 4 years ago +1
Not all, but most 4 years ago  
Personality: Dominant Sexually submissive 4 years ago  
More options 4 years ago  
Chaotic Evil (I'm the joker b*tch) 4 years ago +1
That would be so bad ass. 4 years ago  
He'd be the best wingman ever 4 years ago +1
wrong one 4 years ago  
i don't know how to use either 4 years ago  
There is always a way and if someone truly wants to be successful, they will find a way to be successful. 4 years ago  
yup 4 years ago  
i thought you knew them personally 4 years ago  
how 4 years ago  
you get sprung 4 years ago +3
Yup, i think deeply 4 years ago  
Atheism is not a religion. Saying it is, is like saying not collecting stamps is a hobby. 4 years ago +3
Hello, I'm the doctor. Basically, RUN! 5 years ago  
when the question is asked. The first question, the oldest question, the question that must never be asked. 5 years ago  
Rory, Rory pond (yes it works like that) 5 years ago  
1.We all do bad things 2. I only need to answer to myself for those bad things. 3. I was baptized as a kid. Doesn't make me anyless atheist. 4. You don't need a magical creature to make you live a good life. I do it because i realized the person I want to be and set rules for myself to achieve that goal. And if you need the threat of eternal damnation to make you do good, it just showed how mindless and weak willed you really are. 5 years ago +2
No, you can't prove that, because he hasn't, because he doesn't exist. Also, if there is a heaven, and the requirements in the bible are what make you go in. I don't want to be in a place filled with intolerant hateful people. You probably wouldn't make it either because it says if you get a tattoo or wear clothes of more than one material, you go to hell. Far to strict for me. 5 years ago +2
You can measure the wind. And if you take a massive leap of faith off a cliff, you are retarded. 5 years ago +2
No, but the argument isn't if you have one, its if you can have one 5 years ago +2
No, but you can prove that your mother exists. 5 years ago +2
I will if there is any remote form of evidence, but there isn't, and there probably won't ever be. 5 years ago +2
I am Oswin Oswald and I am not a Dalek! 5 years ago +3
I am adopted, nothing wrong with it. 5 years ago  
pirates had better weapons 5 years ago  
Neither 5 years ago +1
And i will leave you with this, No such thing as God, no such thing as Satan, No plan. 5 years ago +2
One of my best friends was just raped, and now shes pregnant because of it. The guy was not convicted because it was her ex. and there was no way to prove it was not consensual. My Uncle just died. And my parents lost their job. So if a god allowed that to happen, he doesn't deserve to be worshiped, but since the fact that an all powerful god could stop that, but doesn't is very unlikely, so the most likely answer is that there isn't one. There also is no Satan. So since you are clearly blind to reality, i am going to stop this conversation right here. 5 years ago +2
Why is it there if it was meant to be ignored. Also, I don't "have it in me" because i grew a brain and realized that if a god does exist, and he allows little girls to get raped, or millions to die in disasters, hes an ass hole that doesnt deserve to be worshiped. 5 years ago +2
That pre game pep talk would be epic 5 years ago  
adopted 5 years ago  
you know, Azurite? 5 years ago  
And, i really would rather not talk about it because i used to be christian but then when i realized the bible allows Pedophilia, rape, intolerance, hate, murder, and execution, i kinda got turned off from it. 5 years ago +2
a religion isn't a SET of beliefs. Its a belief in some form of god like power. That is what you have. 5 years ago +3
Best, comment EVER! 5 years ago +1
They are smarter in some aspects, and dumber in others. 5 years ago  
but then no one can see your bad ass outfit. 5 years ago  
This is a time to introduce one of my favorite quotes about Christianity. "It is hard to free a fool from the chains that they love so much." So I'm not even going to try to convince you, because regardless of all logic you will blindly follow a story book written 2000 years ago. But back to the previous argument, That is a religion do you believe in a magic man in the sky who created everything from nothing even though that is clearly impossible. Yes? Well there we go thats a religion, so yes, you are religious. 5 years ago +2
At least hes attractive 5 years ago +2
no 5 years ago +1
No, its a religion, you cant have a relationship with something that doesn't exist. I can't have a relationship with Santa, or Obi wan Kenobi can I? 5 years ago +2
So you are religious. 5 years ago +2
Neither are really sexist, they're kidding. If you are saying it in a hateful way its different, but when its a joke, and intended to make people laugh, then i think its fine. 5 years ago +3
Stalin murdered many more. 5 years ago +2
If you're a girl, say you have period cramps every day. 5 years ago +2
I've been told i have a nice ass, so it would cushion it. 5 years ago  
and don't forget the rime turner 5 years ago  
And the sorting hat. 5 years ago  
put it up for adoption, but in that case, its the girls choice. 5 years ago +1
Neither, i hate snipers with a passion. 5 years ago +2
i play sports so id be kicked out of teams for weed 5 years ago  
depends on where you hit 5 years ago  
No Nazis please 5 years ago +1
adopted 5 years ago  
middle ground 5 years ago  
I want to fight in the great battle. 5 years ago  
Less of a butterfly effect. 5 years ago  
I'm 15. 3 years is nothing. 5 years ago  
Whats wrong with porn. 5 years ago +2
Are those on the left dildos? Nice job changing the picture. 5 years ago  
They aren't doing just fine, but we shouldn't over throw them yet, reform first. 5 years ago  
Me? 5 years ago  
:) 5 years ago  
parentheses then multiply the 3 to the 2 then divide the lot. 5 years ago +1
They make bank 5 years ago  
i have a buzz cut anyway 5 years ago  
It's so stupid, they cut themself because bieber smoked weed 5 years ago +7
I agree with MrsLadyLee. (lol that rhymed) Does anyone deserve to die. I don't think so, don't get me wrong death is an unavoidable part of human nature. But it doesn't mean you should bring it about. 5 years ago +2
:'( 5 years ago  
thats a violation of human rigthts. Regardless of your past you are still a human. 5 years ago +3
if there were right now i would support that, but until there is a way, its neccicary. 5 years ago +2
Ya you can, its written about an alternate history in which a totalitarian gov't takes over. 5 years ago +3
that doesn't work 5 years ago +1
wrong one 5 years ago  
to save human life 5 years ago +2
Student 5 years ago +14
it doesn't even taste good. plus the same could be said about injecting hepatits into your blood. "If you don't get it, your immune system will get better. 5 years ago  
Yes they are, have you ever heard of the yogpod. btw, don't use all caps, its rude. 5 years ago  
I'm a little confused. lol. because for every one job created under the Obama administration, 7 people were put on foodstamps or other forms of wellfare programs. And, the unemployment statistic only counts those looking for work, so those who aren't looking or on entitlements are not included. The true unemployment (meaning all the non retired people who are out of work regardless of if they are looking or not) has gone up about 8.3% since Obama took office. 5 years ago  
The question isn't if anyone would do better, its if he did well. 5 years ago  
not all the bad die and not all the good survive. 5 years ago  
A criminal is anyone who commits a crime. 5 years ago  
You scoundrel! 5 years ago  
Ya, childbirth would be way worse, but getting kicked in the balls happens way more often. I'd still rather be a guy though. 5 years ago +1
But there are much less in that case. 5 years ago  
I'd rather not digest them directly. 5 years ago  
yay, i feel special lol 5 years ago  
I'm really glad i wasn't mentioned. 5 years ago  
Well thats fine then, a job shouldn't infringe a persons right for their religion, or lack there of. The Nurse was in the right 5 years ago  
Sell the tequila, make profit. 5 years ago +3
i like sushi with cooked fish, because i dont like diseases in my food. 5 years ago  
So basically, are you a boy or girl. 5 years ago +1
Gotta love the Stones 5 years ago  
thong 5 years ago +2
I love a little bit of color. 5 years ago  
I'm a Timelord 5 years ago +2
Why not both? 5 years ago +1
My GF is part of my family. Not in the sense we're related, but we're very close and my family loves them. 5 years ago +1
School will actually get you places in life, as opposed to worshiping a non existent being. 5 years ago +10
Alec Baldwin is an idiot. 5 years ago +1
My friend Jay just died this year in a Car crash, so everytime i see the name it makes me kinda sad but i remember the good memories. 5 years ago  
To be fair, Obiwan and Qui Gon beat him. If it was just Obiwan, Obi would be dead. 5 years ago  
PC -> Gameboy Color-> Gameboy Advance -> Gamecube -> PS2-> Wii ->Xbox 360 5 years ago  
Gamecube. 5 years ago +3
Thats how the websites make money and let you visit the site for free. 5 years ago +1
lol, so were on the same page, because you scared me for a bit. 5 years ago +1
Yes there is, I didn't actually see it my friend gets all these gaming magazines in it and he told me that in one of them it said Fallout 4 is coming out late this year. So, it isn't the most solid info, but its info none the less. 5 years ago  
i know, i would never hit a girl, unless it was like repeated abuse and i was defending myself. 5 years ago  
She's all plastic. 5 years ago  
not really, i just like a little bit of color. 5 years ago  
well if you were born def, you wouldn't be able to talk either. 5 years ago  
no matter what, cheating is horrible. 5 years ago +4
I use twitter to market my youtube channel. 5 years ago  
Drug Cartels, death disease. 5 years ago +1
Megan fox isn't that hot 5 years ago +7
if you discover an element, you will make far more 5 years ago +2
Megan Fox is plastic, and i love a colored girl. 5 years ago +1
A Massive bottle of Minute Maid 5 years ago  
not at all 5 years ago  
nightmares 5 years ago +1
the girl on the left is smoking hot, the one on the right looks like a 12 yr old boy 5 years ago +3
tell people you're def. 5 years ago +3
LOTR twin towers 5 years ago  
depends on the book and tv show 5 years ago  
That's not jobs created thats people on food stamps and other entitlements that have stopped looking for work. 5 years ago  
oh, well i explained what i said in the others, basically i said even if she wasn't married she probably could get laid whenever she wanted to. 5 years ago  
did you read any of my previous comments? 5 years ago  
i hate body piercings, but i like some tattoos as long as they're small 5 years ago +2
I'm studding to be a politician, yes they can. 5 years ago  
I want to fight in the great battle. 5 years ago  
mama Italia 5 years ago  
I honestly don't care 5 years ago  
All states can, its called an absentee ballot. ] 5 years ago  
All states can, its called an absentee ballot. ] 5 years ago  
Oui, J'aime la France 5 years ago  
Is it? 5 years ago +1
famous for doing something great. 5 years ago  
where is it? and also i clicked the wrong one. 5 years ago +1
invest the million to make more 5 years ago  
more options. 5 years ago +2
They're ok, but very over rated. 5 years ago +8
Love is a natural instinct your body has when it finds someone whose genes are most compatible with yours. 5 years ago +4
No, hes right 5 years ago  
neither 5 years ago  
That man has a gun 5 years ago +3
rather not die 5 years ago +1
im good at both. 5 years ago +1
i think cure is better because hot is just raw sex appeal, while cute is closer to beautiful. 5 years ago +3
I love skiing at night, as long as it's at a resort with a bunch of people around so I'm safe. 5 years ago +1
O.K I'm Maverick, you're Ice Man 5 years ago  
I hate chocolate. 5 years ago +1
i love to play volley ball 5 years ago  
I prefer a girl with curves over muscle. 5 years ago +6
PC gaming is always going to be superior in quality because you can keep evolving your PC, but the console community is way better. 5 years ago  
My GF is Russian, and I'm German, so the conflicting accents are already there. 5 years ago  
You could show them so they'd get better at it. Also, having someone else do it is much hotter, so it makes up for their lack of experience. 5 years ago  
She is so fake 5 years ago +5
same 5 years ago +1
I prefer the Teens React videos better, but the elders in Elders React are much more intelligent. 5 years ago +1
You kill people to show people that killing (or rape) is wrong. That makes you just as much at fault as they are 5 years ago +1
Such a hard choice. They're my favorite musicals. 5 years ago  
I'm from Chicago, so the winter is very cold. 5 years ago +1
semi colon works too 5 years ago  
*I wear a bow tie; bow ties are cool. 5 years ago +1
pourquoi 5 years ago  
oui 5 years ago  
id be used to it 5 years ago  
no thats class 5 years ago  
Neither, a child molester and a drug addict aren't admirable. 5 years ago +5
you are really horny for gay people arent you 5 years ago +1
i was thinking the same thing 5 years ago +2
hes a hedgehog cartoon 5 years ago +4
depends on the terrain 5 years ago +3
Nazis were kinder to their own 5 years ago +3
bro calm the fu*k down 5 years ago +4
doesn't matter, i like both 5 years ago  
i don't have to watch it 5 years ago +4
classy as hell 5 years ago  
depending on the situation 5 years ago  
C.M. Punk went to my high school 5 years ago  
it does 5 years ago  
i like exotic dates 5 years ago +5
forgive, but don't get back together. 5 years ago +1
dont hate the person, hate the mindset 5 years ago +1
thatd be amazing 5 years ago +6
dead 5 years ago +1
no, its both 5 years ago  
cash is cash 5 years ago +2
my dogs adoreable 5 years ago +2
Chelsea. 5 years ago +2
wrong 5 years ago  
Swag is for children, class is for men 5 years ago  
I wear a bowtie, bow ties are cool 5 years ago  
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