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TheGoldenDragon (user #78,943) FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star

Joined on July 18th, 2016 (707 days ago)

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Just a random nerd ;-;

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*sigh* NO! I state below the questions, you can still be hurt, crippled, and disabled beyond repair. 1 year ago  
Nah, object has been there, just to mess with the loopholers lol 1 year ago  
Omnipotence is a quality, not an object though. 1 year ago  
Sorry, specifically stated only objects can be wished for or given, someone's gonna die lol 1 year ago  
It looks adorable ;-; 1 year ago  
All American reject's "Gives you hell". To lazy to find a link, sawwy 1 year ago  
I refuse to answer. 1 year ago  
What if I get a good one? 1 year ago +1
Text, then my friends don't gave to go to jail for brutal murder. 1 year ago  
Surrender, because I haven't done anything lol 1 year ago  
I could spoon a snake, literally 1 year ago  
I'd wish for unlimited wishes, then I wish I were allowed to wish for money, then I'd wish that every family below the poverty line gained 10,000 dollars, then I'd wish away world hunger, and religion, and selfishness, and all the world's problems would be gone, I'd also be a Godness able to grant any wish, so there's that. 1 year ago  
Just leave a little sorry note and get the hell out of there lol 1 year ago  
My mother tried to sell me for drugs, my dad has raised me from age 2, I owe more to my dad. 1 year ago  
I could do so much stuff with that (Catch my drift?) 1 year ago  
I'm extremely allergic to poison ivy 1 year ago  
I could just constantly stand like a nervous anime school girl 1 year ago +7
I would eat thin slices of tree over plastic 1 year ago  
Floppy 1 year ago +1
What maniac chooses to staple their finger over a paper cut 1 year ago +1
You can bite your lips softly, I do it all the time when I'm stressed/in deep thought. 1 year ago +6
Can we kill Justin, and save the kittens? 1 year ago +1
If no one knows, then it's a win lol 1 year ago  
Whose dirty jockstrap? 1 year ago  
Life's easiest question 1 year ago  
It would hurt a lot, but it would be like a superpower. 1 year ago  
Too bad I value my intellect over my life lol I'd rather die smart than live stupid... 1 year ago +3
She was... WAS. Were as my daughter is. 1 year ago  
Don't see why not, maybe the arse holes would stop getting in my eyes if they were cute little wiggle worms (Yes I find worms cute) 1 year ago  
Actually, the glass wouldn't cut your feet if it is like the glass in the picture, the weight would evenly distribute and as long as you didn't apply too much pressure to the glass you would be fine, if the glass were to be in sharp vertical shards however... You're doomed my friends 1 year ago  
I've had bad Charlie horses, yeah they suck, but brain freezes suck worse. 1 year ago  
MUFFINS! I haven't seen or eaten a muffin in years... 1 year ago  
Sounds like fun 1 year ago +2
Since the other is impossible, I have no choice lol. Maybe there's a nice pool of water or pile of cotton at the bottom? 1 year ago  
I don't have to tell people to suck a d!ck anymore, problem solved. 1 year ago  
Just a harmless wink, I'd probably wink back and go back to sleep. 1 year ago  
I'm already free and insane 1 year ago  
I could punt those little horse cocks across the field like a soccer ball, the duck would kill me. 1 year ago  
Don't have a twitter (I know, I'M HORRIBLE!) but my phone won't let me use it. 1 year ago  
It is a cage meant for tigers, not specifically containing tigers. 1 year ago  
Sexy ex elevator sex, no one said it couldn't happen lol 1 year ago  
I have a shy bladder, I physically CAN'T pee in public restrooms, unless it's completely empty with no outside noise and a specific temperature, so screw that, I'm holding it. 1 year ago  
I'm not the one who caused the plane crash, I'd just be dying in it, so sure, car crashes are too typical, I wanna fall out of the sky in a glorious death free-fall. (It never said there would be anyone else on the plane, maybe the plane crashed because I was the pilot, and having no training, crashed?) 1 year ago  
I just want to know what's it like to be eaten by a shark, (plus they rarely attack humans, even when hungry...) 1 year ago  
Technically money can buy sex, but that's not my style 1 year ago  
I'll still have it my way (damn it, someone beat me too it already) 1 year ago  
I would scream "YE DON'T NEED LEGS!!!" But I kinda do, how else will a tap dance to ridiculously fast-paced music? 1 year ago  
I value my mental state 1 year ago  
I'm alone and poor, so, this would be a nice upgrade, money corrupts, I'll take the love thank you very much. 1 year ago  
My secrets are lame and boring, so yeah. 1 year ago  
Instant death, and one huge adrenaline rush? HELL YEAH I'LL TAKE IT 1 year ago  
16 inches of foreskin? 16 inches of penis would be too good to be true lol 1 year ago  
I take my flannel, VERY seriously. Plus, money doesn't mean that much to me. 1 year ago  
Knowing everything would cause mass suicide and havoc. Mainly because everyone would realize the meaning of life is simply to reproduce and one day the earth and sun will explode and everything anyone ever did will be pointless, but well, that won't happen if some things stay secret. 1 year ago  
Then I could annoy the person I hate! 1 year ago  
I've already given up watching TV 1 year ago  
YES big bang has 51 percent! Let me tell all the religious nuts a quick fact, there have been thousands if religions that believed they were right, nothing sets your religion apart from their false ones. 1 year ago +1
Then I can drift into the ocean and be eaten by sharks without feeling like the people that hate me win (Plus, I only have one person I hate) 1 year ago  
No one said how deep/if I could dig myself out. 1 year ago  
But what kind of acid, drug, battery acid, sulfuric acid... 1 year ago  
Underwater, because it's faster and less painful than slowly suffocating, maybe even starving on the top of a mountain. 1 year ago +1
Don't celebrate Christmas, kinda Atheist and all over here. Then again, I don't really celebrate my birthday, but whatever. 1 year ago  
I'd rather die of hypothermia than horrible elevator music 1 year ago  
When you're Atheist and reading this question lol 1 year ago +2
Well at least the man titties would be bigger than my actual boobs... 1 year ago  
EVERY hair, girls, including the luscious locks of head hair. I'm also a girl, so, TIME TO BUY SOME WIGS! 1 year ago  
Meh, it would only be a TINY piece, and no one said it had to be human. Better than the awkwardness of knowing someone whose butt zit you popped with your mouth... 1 year ago  
My mother is already dead to me, this just gives me an excuse lol 1 year ago  
Let's be real, anyone who picked "no" is a liar lol 1 year ago  
I have waaaay more teeth than I have eyelids, I'll get sunglasses implanted into my eye sockets, and I'll be good with no eye lids. 1 year ago  
At least twinkies taste good, I don't even like bananas in the first place 1 year ago  
I'm not even answering this lol, just scroll past Golden, scroollll past and forget the nightmares 1 year ago  
Love is literally to instinct to have babies with someone, so true love therefore isn't a thing. ^-^ 1 year ago +1

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