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Yes, thanks for the correction :D 3 years ago  
51% have CLEARLY never seen Jurassic Park. 3 years ago +4
Auf Wiedersehen MadaFaka! 3 years ago  
You people who write these questions are f*cking idiots. Do you seriously think that if there is a god, that he would sentence a good person to eternal damnation just because they don't practice a stupid religion. Not to mention, in the bible, it says you DON'T HAVE TO BE A CHRISTIAN, you just have to be a good person in order to go to heaven. 3 years ago +9
http://goo.gl/pO3kwL 3 years ago  
I don't like parties that much 3 years ago +4
If you open your door, your facing towards it, how would the person outside the door kick you in the butt? Them being able to do that would horrify me, as they aren't human then. 3 years ago +1
Already do. 3 years ago  
I live in a pretty bad neighborhood. 3 years ago +1
As long as I get to be a king https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY&feature=kp 3 years ago  
Y'all need to stop being assholes and forcing your morals and ethics on others that don't want them. Not to mention, I recall Luke 6:31 stating "Do to others as you would have them do to you." So, you want other people to be assholes to you? 3 years ago +3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY&feature=kp 3 years ago  
I love spelunking. 3 years ago  
Me getting arrested isn't going to help my family. 3 years ago +3
Have a concealed weapon permit, always carry a .45. Gonna put a cap in that gorilla's ass. 3 years ago  
Alcohol kills over 20 million people every year. Marijuana has killed two people in all of recorded history. 3 years ago +3
Camping/fishing, reading/Playing games. That is all my favorite stuff right there! :D 3 years ago  
Born in a blizzard, and survived it. 3 years ago +2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY&feature=kp 3 years ago  
IDGAF what other people think about me, so either one. 3 years ago  
I'd like to see him try to kill me and my brother, we're both military trained in hand to hand combat. 3 years ago  
Buddhist aren't f*cking hypocrites. The Pope: Please pray for the starving children in Africa, while I hold this solid gold cross. 3 years ago +10
No it wouldn't, watch "Supersize Me". 3 years ago  
3 days without food is nothing. 3 years ago  
Hey little grey motherf*ckers, what's up! 3 years ago +7
beauty is subjective. And anyway, your gf clearly doesn't love you if she is sleeping around with other dudes. 3 years ago  
already am. 3 years ago  
So, is this the serial killer's death sentence? 3 years ago +2
Don't have one. :D 3 years ago +4
Telekinesis or Telepathy, can't decide. 3 years ago +2
Most people that aren't ignorant are depressed because they understand how sh*tty of a place the world is. 3 years ago +1
Beauty is subjective. 3 years ago +5
I would take that mofo out. 3 years ago  
Option A: 70% chance of living Option B: 75% chance of living. 3 years ago +1
I have a shotgun in my car, so I would be alright. 3 years ago +2
Same here, I don't understand why people up here in the North have such a hard time understanding a southern accent. 3 years ago  
Hitler killed 12 million, Stalin killed 20 million. I'd have to go with Nazi Germany. 3 years ago +1
Beauty is subjective. 3 years ago  
Stalin was WAY more cruel than Hitler. 3 years ago +2
Hey man, don't encourage people to kill themselves. 3 years ago +1
F*ck with any of my friends, and you f*ck with all of us. 3 years ago +3
Ugly is subjective. 3 years ago  
Yeah, he could. 3 years ago  
Flash can't go super saiyan like sonic can. 3 years ago  
Batman gonna get destroyed! 3 years ago +3
Nope, wolverine would wreck. 3 years ago +3
G-force! 3 years ago +4
I don't think a squirrel would be able to us a bazooka that well. 3 years ago  
Anybody who doesn't look at both sides of an issue is an idiot. 3 years ago +3
Ken can't shoot energy balls. 3 years ago  
At least king kong can be killed. 3 years ago +5
Just to rub it in the conspiracy theorists faces when they are wrong. 3 years ago +2
As long as I am one of the surviving sayan. 3 years ago +1
At least I still have legs. 3 years ago  
Giggity Giggity Giggity goo! 3 years ago  
My man Donnie 3 years ago  
brains > brawn 3 years ago +4
Raiden is a motherf*cking god. I really never understood how anyone could beat him in the game. 3 years ago  
Taylor Swift is a b*tch. Maybe after all those break-ups she would have the sense to write a song titled "Maybe I'm the problem" 3 years ago +8
If I'm a kick ass cyborg, I would like to see the government try. 3 years ago +2
I hate to break it to you, but in one of the comics, superman has the ability to make up new powers on the spot. He would DESTROY Goku. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA 3 years ago  
I will respond to the next question with that XD 3 years ago  
Bite me banana man! 3 years ago +4
My friends have already nicknamed me shaggy because I look like him, so why not. 3 years ago  
Are you retarded, minor damage means no serious damage. 3 years ago  
The robber has a knife, I have a shotgun. 3 years ago +7
They mean the drug acid. And anyway, antacid is alkaline. How the hell would adding more acid into your system help? 3 years ago  
Hello, my name is Legolas, please give me all your booze and money. 3 years ago +5
If the world is ending, why be petty, just survive. 3 years ago +1
I'm in space! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! 3 years ago  
Digging holes 5 foot wide by 5 foot deep, it build character. 3 years ago  
I really don't understand why some people are so materialistic. 3 years ago +5
Says the person whose profile pic is from Frozen, one of the worst Disney movies ever. 3 years ago  
Highway to the DANGER ZONE! 3 years ago +1
There are no animals in the sky that would kill you. 3 years ago +4
Just don't teleport unless it's an emergency. 3 years ago +1
By knowing everything, you would be the best at everything. 3 years ago +4
I am currently as tall as a Japanese maple tree, so my height wouldn't change. 3 years ago  
Never said the slaves had to be black, and its a whole hell of a lot better than the world being destroyed by WWIII. 3 years ago +1
I'm single, and I don't have any exes. 3 years ago +1
So, he would rather sit there in agony for days? 3 years ago +1
I wouldn't want my friend to be in pain. 3 years ago +2
Depends, traditional communism isn't, but Russian communism is. 3 years ago  
How will more liberty and privacy cause more crime? 3 years ago +2
Are you calling a wife an "item"? 3 years ago +5
Sleep is for the weak. 3 years ago +3
Meh, I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow. 3 years ago +1
Well, that would mean my favorite TV show would have come back, so Firefly here I come! 3 years ago +1
Screw conformity 3 years ago +1
Poor Australia 3 years ago +2
I barely gained any knowledge from school. Mostly all I learned I have learned myself. 3 years ago +2
Are you a biologist? If not, then your opinion means less than nothing, just like mine, or anyone else who isn't a scientist who studies this stuff. 3 years ago  
Yeah, but I answer the questions straight up, instead of being one of those idiots who constantly look for loopholes. 3 years ago  
Yep, welcome to the club. Current members: Me, you, Elvis Presley, and Stephen Hawking. 3 years ago  
Why am I automatically a creep just because I don't talk often? ಠ_ಠ 3 years ago  
A live grenade has a 5 second fuse... good luck with that. 3 years ago  
Never said it had to be a live grenade. 3 years ago  
Are cliff bars considered granola bars? 3 years ago  
It just says it's not made of licorice... chocolate then. 3 years ago  
It isn't a complex ending! Rose is a b*tch. Both her and Jack could have easily fit on that piece of wood, but instead, she let him die to slightly increase her own chance of survival. 3 years ago  
I would rather not have leader that are extremely prone to mood swings. 3 years ago +3
Perfect considering I'm the singer in a rock band. 3 years ago  
Just don't touch any notes, and he won't come after you. 3 years ago +2
It doesn't get chopped off. I've had it, and I really don't care. 3 years ago +1
As long as I am one of the fighter pilots. 3 years ago +1
Don't know what the heck I would do when I retire. 3 years ago +1
I think lesbians are hot. 3 years ago +5
already have ^_^ 3 years ago  
Everybody hates Bill O'Riley. Most people love John Stewart. 3 years ago  
I like linux 3 years ago  
The Vietnamese tortured people and killed them in the most horrid ways possible. For example, they would dig a pit, and put sharp bamboo covered in human feces at the bottom, then cover it with grass. Or, make a large ball out of sharp bamboo and mud, and cover the sharp bamboo in human feces, and hang it from a tree and have it swing down and hit someone when triggered by a trip wire. Basically, lots of sharp bamboo, lots of sh*t, and lots of slow, painful death. 3 years ago  
Woohoo! Skydiving! 3 years ago  
Prefer Saints Row though, its much more fun and crazy and sh*t. 3 years ago  
Dipsh*t, it means the damn website is offline. Do you read? 3 years ago +2
Its called a watch. 3 years ago  
Anybody who prefers American slang is a bloody mong. 3 years ago  
There is no "wrong" way to be unique. 3 years ago +7
Superman, in one of the comics, he has the power to come up with new powers on the spot. Invulnerability to kryptonite. Now most powerful being in the universe. 3 years ago +1
Fezzes are cool. 3 years ago +1
Nope. 3 years ago  
Then she won't reject me for how I look. 3 years ago +2
Well, I have ADHD, and I wreck sh*t at chess, so it wouldn't be too bad. 3 years ago +1
If you get enough people it would. Pretty sure the entire 330 million of us could overthrow the government. 3 years ago  
Mine is EXACTLY two weeks after christmas. :-( 3 years ago  
So long as the Canadian government replaces our sh*tty one. 3 years ago +10
DJ: Hey baby, I'm a musician. Girl: Oh really, what kind of music do you play? DJ: Other peoples! 3 years ago +6
People already can't pronounce my last name, and it is pretty damn easy. 3 years ago +2
done it, ain't that bad. 3 years ago +1
Can somebody please alert the authorities, I think we might have a future serial killer here. 3 years ago +3
It would be quicker and less painful for the person. 3 years ago +1
IDGAF about what other people think of me. 3 years ago +1
The only reasons the Greeks lost was because one of their own betrayed them to the enemy. If that hadn't happened, the Greeks would have won the battle of Thermopylae, and probably every other battle. 3 years ago  
Well lets see here, 300 Spartans and a couple thousand other soldiers were able to fend off and kill most of the 3 million strong Persian army. The Romans never fought against ridiculous odds, so they weren't as good. 3 years ago +2
What type of math we talking here? trig? calc? geometry? 3 years ago  
Once I have their technology, how could they stop me from coming back? 3 years ago  
You can still hear without ears, they are just to focus sound to the eardrums. 3 years ago +1
Neither, its impossible. 3 years ago +4
Why would I want me and my true love to be dead? 3 years ago  
Well, it looks like he is in prison, so... 3 years ago  
Everyday except Friday. 3 years ago  
Heck, if I was a Roman General, the Roman Empire would still exist today. 3 years ago +2
CoD made by IW are some of the worst games I have ever played. Fallout and Elder Scrolls however... 3 years ago +1
I'm a night person 3 years ago +1
Military hand to hand combat training, don't fail me now. 3 years ago +1
I would prefer an amazing painting rather than a faded piece of paper. 3 years ago +1
Time to hustle some people. 3 years ago +2
Rage mode activated 3 years ago +1
I am a rocker, nothing is to loud. 3 years ago +3
I would rather not encourage stupidity among the world population. 3 years ago +1
I'm atheist... 'nuf said. 3 years ago +1
I ain't afraid of the dark. Very scared of half the stuff on fear factor though. 3 years ago +1
My dad was the bassist in a rock band, and a massive computer nerd. He is awesome! 3 years ago +1
sand is annoying 3 years ago  
Okay, we all know that's a load of bullsh*t. 3 years ago +3
Can't stand dumb people 3 years ago +7
My computer though, not that sh*t macbook. 3 years ago +1
Do "medieval weapons" include magic said to exist at that time (merlin, etc.) 3 years ago  
Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? 3 years ago +4
No you can't. The average human can only go 3 weeks without food before losing consciousness. After tha, they can only survive about a week longer. 3 years ago  
Lawyer fees would cost more. 3 years ago +7
go out like a badass 3 years ago +3
You put one bullet in one chamber of a six chamber revolver, spin the chamber, put the barrel against your head, and pull the trigger. So basically, you have a 1 in 6 chance of shooting yourself in the head. 3 years ago  
I'll do it when I'm 90, and if I win, donate the money to charity. 3 years ago  
Nah, I want my last words to be "I hid my vast treasure at *dies*" Trolling to the end. 3 years ago +1
Meh, my toes are already f*cked to hell. 3 years ago  
Unattractive is subjective. I only care about whats one the inside because I'm not a shallow bastard. 3 years ago +6
Not to mention, they say that evolution makes no sense. It makes a hell of a lot more sense than a random omnipotent being just appearing and spontaneously creating the universe. 3 years ago  
Not hearing women constantly b*tch about everything... where do I sign. 3 years ago +10
Nobody ever deserved to be assaulted. 3 years ago  
An eye for an eye. 3 years ago  
It ain't a good party if someone ain't dancing on the table. 3 years ago +4
I like questions that require a lot of thought. 3 years ago  
Hate Wal-mart 3 years ago  
As long as my drill sergeant is Major Payne. 3 years ago +3
I've taken down people much bigger than me before. 3 years ago  
I wanna be a ballsy motherf*cker 3 years ago +1
Loki should have won. He is more intelligent, more cunning, and just overall better than Thor. 3 years ago +1
Dude, it has never been warm in November here. 3 years ago +1
I think you mean dying. 3 years ago +3
My house is the most popular in the neighborhood. 3 years ago +1
Meh, why the heck not. 3 years ago  
I am really disappointed that none of the 12 astronauts that have been to the moon did this. 3 years ago +8
I ain't on stupid pills. 3 years ago  
Meh, I'm a forgettable guy. 3 years ago  
Well, since a cannon propels a projectile with a quick release of hot gases, those gases would melt the snowballs before they even exited the barrel, so it would just be shooting out steam. 3 years ago +2
Sci-fi is the sh*t! Unfortunately there is rarely a good sci-fi movie. 3 years ago  
Yeah, but their senses also aren't as good as teenagers. 3 years ago +1
Oh, so you'll have two people in a small boat, who can't swim, and are both freaking out, making the boat even more likely to flip. Sounds fun. 3 years ago +10
We, they're both difficult to the point that you want to smash your tv with your controller so... 3 years ago +1
What's so bad about being adopted? 3 years ago +5
Slight problem, there is no such thing as a $500 bill 3 years ago +2
I've done it, most respect you for it. 3 years ago  
if he redid the prequels, they would probably be even worse. 3 years ago +1
Yeah, Antarctica is considered a desert. The only requirement for a desert is under a certain amount of precipitation. 3 years ago +1
Siesta Key, Florida 3 years ago +1
Jimmy Hendrix > MLKJ 3 years ago  
His name is Frieza 3 years ago  
Yes, but if those people that are killed by natural disasters didn't die, the world would become even more overpopulated. 3 years ago  
Hey, if its worn out, that means it been used successfully several times. 3 years ago +8
Guess what, a wave could easily knock over your prissy little rowboat as well. 3 years ago  
Trust me, you don't want to live here, I'm going to the UK. 3 years ago  
So they worry about paying slighly more money more than they worry about going to jail... seems legit. 3 years ago +1
So a scream coming from a basement you don't have... that would make it even scarier. 3 years ago +7
Oh how they will suffer. >:-) 3 years ago +4
Snake vs, Shotgun. I think shotgun wins. 3 years ago +3
Never said I had to protest the same thing they are. I will just protest that they are assholes. 3 years ago +3
They're exactly the same and mist costs less. 3 years ago +1
Already have ^_^ 3 years ago +3
Both perform vital function. Without the brain, the heart won't work. Without your heart, your brain won't get oxygen. 3 years ago +2
Hey, more room for me. 3 years ago +2
We talking innocent people here, or can I choose who I murder? 3 years ago +4
IDGAF 3 years ago  
Neither, facebook games suck. 3 years ago +2
I've gone skiing when it was 70 degrees outside. 3 years ago +1
Even if it is the most painful possible, the execution will only last a couple of seconds, I would want them to suffer. One prick in the arm isn't enough, I want him to experience a couple thousand in the butt... if you know what I mean. 3 years ago +2
I'm in space! SPAAAAAAAAACCCE! 3 years ago +1
Being homeless doesn't mean I don't live anywhere. Technically, if you are renting a room in someones house, you are homeless. 3 years ago +6
Would prefer not to be an ignorant fool. 3 years ago +5
Nothing but rock, nerdy stuff, and video games, all day and all night. 3 years ago  
Snakes are cool. 3 years ago  
Everyone is constantly learning new things, so we are all students for all our lives. 3 years ago +1
The master troll at work. 3 years ago +1
Noob combo FTW! 3 years ago  
I would teach her to not be self-concious about her body. 3 years ago  
Actually, as much as I hate it, PewDiePie is #1. 3 years ago  
You can earn money from being famous on YouTube. 3 years ago +1
I prefer to just tell people I believe they are wrong, than trying to force them to agree with me. I hate people who try to force their beliefs on everyone else. 3 years ago +2
Everyone is entitled to their opinion... except the westboro baptist church, I really just want to meet their leader and kick him straight in the dick. 3 years ago +5
Yeah, because you would be dead. 3 years ago +2
It is really tiring on your eyes as well. 3 years ago  
With how I look, bane's voice would be much better. 3 years ago +1
Redneck to the bone. 3 years ago +1
Had two GMC cars, both were horrible. 3 years ago  
I've jumped from higher than that and been perfectly fine. 3 years ago +1
Give the minutemen tanks. We win. 3 years ago +1
Exactly, so you might as well be a badass while you are living. 3 years ago +2
That way, that idiot Bush would never get re-elected. 3 years ago  
That's a load of sh*t and you know it. 3 years ago  
It says I can have whatever I want, so I want company. 3 years ago +1
I hate apple.They are a bunch of assholes. They steal technology from other companies, and charge obscene amounts of money for sub-par technology. 3 years ago +2
That is me with every project I have ever done. 3 years ago +3
If they were in a lot of pain, then yes. 3 years ago +3
So basically, I'm now Steve Wozniak. 3 years ago +1
If I go out, I'm gonna go out fighting. 3 years ago +2
I would like to see them try to beat me. 3 years ago +3
Almost ruined, but I didn't. 3 years ago +2
Might as well go out in style. 3 years ago  
Its a life or death situation, so I would not club a baby seal at all and die. 3 years ago +1
Uncharted... checkmate. 3 years ago  
Parisians are assholes. 3 years ago  
There is no such thing as a "tactical" nuke. A nuke destroys anything and everything. 3 years ago +1
No, he was just stating a true fact, Kanye West is a f*cking self-centered, jackass, bigot. 3 years ago +3
Sex 3 years ago  
Yes, but there is no guarantee that killing Hitler would prevent the holocaust, and even if you did prevent the holocaust, it could cause something even worse to happen. For example, if Stalin wasn't spending so much time and money on fighting the axis powers, he would have killed even more people than Hitler. 3 years ago  
Going to start a new year at Uni, heck yeah 3 years ago  
The US government is run by idiots. At least the European governments know what they are doing and can get stuff done. 3 years ago +3
Sharks only attack people in wetsuits because they look similar to seals. As long as you are wearing clothes that make you not look like a seal, you'll be okay. 3 years ago +1
1. The moon was created when a large asteroid hit Earth shortly after formation, so there would be the same rocks on both the Earth and the Moon. 2. The astronauts had low exposure in the Van Allen belts due to the short period of time spent flying through them. The command module's inner structure was an aluminum "sandwich" consisting of a welded aluminium inner skin, a thermally bonded honeycomb core, and a thin aluminium "face sheet". The steel honeycomb core and outer face sheets were thermally bonded to the inner skin. These also blocked most of the radiation. 3.http://www.lpi.usra.edu/lunar/missions/apollo/apollo_14/experiments/smi/index.shtml 4. The American flag used had to be supported by an L shaped crossbar due to the lack of air on the moon. This, combined with the difficulty of penetrating the lunar soil, as stated in the previous article, required significant movement of the flag in order to imbed it in the lunar surface, including twisting, which caused the flag to move in a way similar to a flag waving in the wind. Several of my family members work for NASA and 5 of them worked on the Apollo programs (two of them in very high up positions). They would have know if it was fake, and they would never lie to me. I also am currently working on a degree in aerospace engineering and plan to work for NASA, so I know quite a bit about this. Also, if we have never landed on the moon, please explain the lunar reflector. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment Seriously, you people that think that everything is a conspiracy are idiots. You continue to argue your dumb theories even with no solid evidence and even when there is undeniable proof against your arguments. Also, if you took the time to read all of this, I applaud you. 3 years ago  
I was 2 and I was climbing on a rock face. Slipped, fell off, fell 20 feet, broke my face and had to get a bunch of stitches. I'm just glad I didn't die. 3 years ago  
Have sexy girls sit on me all day... 3 years ago +3
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. 3 years ago  
Captain America can kill people with just his shield, he doesn't need a gun. 3 years ago +3
I've never heard of Wisky before, is it similar to *whiskey. 3 years ago +4
Bow Chicka Bow Wow 3 years ago +2
Huge spiders are never the poisonous ones. 3 years ago +2
No it wouldn't. Mythbusters tested it, although you would get a concussion. 3 years ago  
At least a beanbag wouldn't give me a concussion. 3 years ago +1
Actually, I change my mind. Being Cremated means I take up less space, which means less land wasted for stupid cemeteries. 3 years ago +4
Done it, wasn't that bad. 3 years ago  
Hey, I already am! 3 years ago +1
A lion the size of a house would be the scariest thing ever. 3 years ago +1
Even though 90% of the time, I never get through a game of monopoly, as one of my friends usually gets mad and flips the board. 3 years ago +2
Would that include denim socks and underpants, because that would be uncomfortable as all hell. 3 years ago +3
AS long as I have wi-fi, I could care less where the hell I am. But my own island would be awesome. 3 years ago +3
Do I have to ski, or can I snowboard? 3 years ago  
Ugly is a subjective term. 3 years ago +4
My left foot is my dominant foot, so that would be awesome. 3 years ago  
Jeans are fine in the summer, but I would hate to have to wear shorts during the winter. 3 years ago +6
We are the people of the internet, we already have no life. 3 years ago +6
Everybody in this world is born equal. The only reason that there is inequality now is because of assholes like the guy below me, that discriminate against others simply because they are different. 3 years ago +6
Nope, E definitely is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_frequency 3 years ago  
So, basically constantly act like I'm on Jeopardy. 3 years ago +4
No, English is actually one of the hardest languages in the world to learn because of all the words with multiple meanings, homophones, etc. 3 years ago  
Sonny was able to feel emotions, go watch the movie! 3 years ago +1
No, shoes only smell because of the sweat from our feet. No big foot in the shoe, so no smell. 3 years ago  
Just walk away and don't touch any notes. 3 years ago +6
I would just disarm the bomb. 3 years ago  
My cousin died when he got hit by another car on his motorcycle... so no. 3 years ago +1
Why the hell is it that people automatically assume an alien species would anally probe us? 3 years ago  
Simple, just don't take any notes, and just leave. 3 years ago  
I shall be remembered as the one who saved the earth from the idiots. 3 years ago +3
Yeah they did, they raped, pillaged, and murdered, and claimed it was all in the name of their religion. 3 years ago  
Quicker. 3 years ago  
No, hackers find ways to abuse and change the code of the game. It would be impossible for developers to anticipate everything hackers will try, so hackers just keep finding new ways. 3 years ago  
Cheating can get you in trouble, glitches are due to the developers, and therefore, you can't get in trouble. 3 years ago +7
Rue was useless. 3 years ago +1
I have been to West Virginia, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any baby heads impaled on sticks. 3 years ago +11
So what, a couple of small Asian countries would be communist, big deal! 3 years ago +2
Amy Lee or Lzzy Hale. Hell Yeah! 3 years ago  
GTFO and go play portal! 3 years ago  
Give me an M4 Sherman and I'm set. 3 years ago  
Never smoked weed. 3 years ago +3
Doesn't say how long your work day is. My friend is a graphic designer, he works every day, but only for two hours each day. 3 years ago +2
Time to kick some ass! 3 years ago +1
Neither can Thor, he's a motherf*cking god! 3 years ago  
The amount of people who prefer pop over jazz is TOO DAMN HIGH! 3 years ago  
If I turn it in, the police are just going to keep it and spend it on donuts. I would rather donate it to a good cause. 3 years ago +10
Spawn is OP. 3 years ago +3
I'm not Jewish, black, gay, or a gypsy. Still, the Nazis were definitely the third worst group of people on the planet. 3 years ago  
Really hard decision. 3 years ago  
Smarties are the cocaine of the candy world! 3 years ago +4
With mods, you can do whatever you want in Minecraft. And I absolutely hate Apple. 3 years ago +1
Tweety is awesome. I would love to constantly outwit that asshole Sylvester. 3 years ago +1
And exactly what is your proof, the Bible, which has no credibility and was written by a bunch of batsh*t crazy men. 3 years ago +1
Why would your gun need to be concealable during a zombie apocalypse? 3 years ago +4
My parents grew up with Mike Tyson and are good friends with him, so I'm pretty sure he would go easy on me. 3 years ago +1
^You're an idiot. 3 years ago  
If this is the peak of the human race, than that is pretty damn sad. 3 years ago +2
Don't agree with the fact that he was a bad influence on Romney though, not possible to be a bad influence on that idiot. 3 years ago  
I don't think three billion is considered a reasonable amount. 3 years ago +5
Option A has a name... its called being a teenager. 3 years ago +7
If there is a god, why the hell would he choose a nation full of idiots to lead the world? 3 years ago +3
Religion causes more problems than prejudice, and most prejudice stems from religious beliefs anyway. 3 years ago +7
Couldn't batman be considered a super villain, as he almost killed superman? 3 years ago +2
Why would I want to get rid of a country? 3 years ago +1
Oh, I accidentally read it as "Which would you rather use to water your neighbor?" XD 3 years ago +3
MoNoXide 3 years ago  
Well I don't believe there is a hell, so if i could be well liked and make the world a better place, so be it. 3 years ago +1
How exactly do you accidentally kick your own self in the balls? Legs can't bend like that. 3 years ago +1
yep 3 years ago  
As long as it isn't the dry season, piranhas won't even bother you. They normally eat fruit, but during the dry season, they eat anything they can. But if it is the dry season, you're pretty much f*cked. 3 years ago +3
hate kids 3 years ago  
Good luck outrunning it. An alligator can run at around 20 kph on land, and they can maintain that speed for a VERY long time. 3 years ago  
I have a pet snake... so yeah. 3 years ago  
Most of the girls at the club are either b*tches or sluts... no thank you! 3 years ago +5
May I just point out that any object that has mass has a gravitational field... idiots. 3 years ago +3
Although I prefer actually Italian food. 3 years ago  
You have clearly never had Ben & Jerry's then. 3 years ago  
This is sad. The lyrics in country music are actually meaningful. I'd prefer meaningful music as opposed to the same f*cking phrase uttered over and over again. 3 years ago  
Wendy's tastes better and is healthier. 3 years ago  
I am pretty sure putting fish in a lava lamp would kill them. 3 years ago +1
Only bad thing about Australia is the video game censorship. 3 years ago +1
I would like to see the guy who threw an elephant. 3 years ago +6
Man I wish I lived back in the 60s. 3 years ago  
never says I have to use it. 3 years ago  
abs > arms 3 years ago  
And that is because the idiots use them wrong, not because of problems with the condoms. 3 years ago +4
There has not been a single case of a dolphin killing someone in all of recorded history. Get your facts straight. 3 years ago  
Actually, zombies aren't fiction.There is a fungus that can infect ants and take control of their brain. It then makes the infected ants try to spread it to the non-infected. That fungus could very easily mutate to infect humans. 3 years ago +1
Zombies would probably be the result of WWIII. Probably some country makes some weird bioweapon that makes a disease that takes over the human mind. 3 years ago +2
Blue for life! 3 years ago  
That is racist as hell. 3 years ago +3
Blue for life! 3 years ago  
Rock on! 3 years ago +1
Why is sacrifice myself not an option? 3 years ago +1
4 against 1, bring 5 more guys and then the fight will be fair. 3 years ago +5
If i'm not in school, the teacher has no authority. 3 years ago +4
Wanted to be a pilot for my entire life, but alas, I am colorblind. 3 years ago  
So long and thanks for all the fish. 3 years ago  
high school was the sh*t 3 years ago +1
Alright, now I can make millions being a pro Baseball player! :) 3 years ago +1
Never said that the sauna was on. 3 years ago +3
No, we're just not greedy bastards like you. 3 years ago  
Yeah, i can finally be free of all the f*cking pewdiepie fans. 3 years ago  
The Marvel Team? You mean the Avengers. 3 years ago +4
F*ck! Didn't read that one through. 3 years ago  
I'm colorblind already you asshole. 3 years ago  
New ninja gaiden is f*cking impossible. 3 years ago  
Well, glad to see questions on this site aren't biased at all. 3 years ago +2
Saying that guns kill people is like saying that forks make people fat. 3 years ago  
Criminals clearly aren't getting guns legally, so what will taking guns away from people who need to defend themselves from said criminals do? Nothing. 3 years ago +5
caves can be pretty damn big. I wouldn't mind being stuck in Lurray Caverns. 3 years ago +1
I live on top of a large hill, so not a problem 3 years ago  
No, agnosticism is saying that you're not sure. 3 years ago  
Hunger kills WAY more people than cancer. 3 years ago +1
If you get rid of popularity, most bullying will go with it. 3 years ago +13
I don't want to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other. 3 years ago +1
dafuq is my "square"? 3 years ago +5
Ever heard of the apocalypse? Read Revelations. 3 years ago  
I have learned over the years not to give a flying f*ck about what others think of me. 3 years ago +3
Yeah, it is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma 3 years ago  
Yes I know that you can put pokemon in the daycare to level them up, but that's not the point. I mean that you would never be able to evolve your magikarp, and never be able to have any pokemon except magikarps. 3 years ago  
It called puberty 3 years ago +3
BA DUM TSS 3 years ago +1
This is why the world has problems, people like you try to force your views and ethics on others. 3 years ago  
You had me at boobs :) 3 years ago +2
ಠ_ಠ How the hell do you misread "wolves" as "penguins"? 3 years ago +2
No it wouldn't. 3 years ago  
I'm already insane >:) 3 years ago  
Neither, I hate gay bashers, but I like girls. 3 years ago  
Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. XD 3 years ago  
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. 3 years ago +1
I don't have a phone, and I like school. 3 years ago  
As long as I can have dragons like daenerys. 3 years ago  
There have only been two marijuana related deaths in all of recorded history, and both of those being people that had very rare side-effects. 3 years ago  
I don't chew gum 3 years ago +1
hardly ever drink soda anyway 3 years ago +5
As soon as it would go through your spinal cord, you most likely wouldn't feel it anymore. 3 years ago +6
Doesn't say how strong of an acid. 3 years ago +3
Money doesn't buy happiness 3 years ago +3
There is no such thing as being "immune" to the cold 3 years ago  
I love snowboarding 3 years ago  
Oh well, what the hey? Nothing ventured, nothing gained. XD dat reference 3 years ago  
I prefer to be a smartass XD 3 years ago +9
I really don't understand why girls torture themselves and wear heels just to look taller. I don't care how tall a girl is, as long as she has a good personality, she is beautiful to me. 3 years ago +6
I agree it does sound stupid, but I would prefer to look classy. 3 years ago  
I really don't understand why idiots pay hundreds of dollars for a pair of shoes. The only type of shoe I spend more than $40 on is a pair of hiking boots. 3 years ago +1
They are both the same animal, but a black panther look more badass than a jaguar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther 3 years ago  
just like when i'm one summer break XD 3 years ago  
But, I already am both. Can read about 5 pages a minute and can type well over 90 wpm. 3 years ago +1
Skillet is awesome. I don't understand how the hell they are a christian rock band. 3 years ago  
No they aren't. People who are drunk get violent. People who are high are friendly as all hell. 3 years ago  
It would be easier to learn how to write again then how to speak again. 3 years ago +1
As long as my kids don't end up being stuck up and snooty, I would prefer for them to get a good education. 3 years ago  
Actually, tears are slightly alkaline, not acidic. But still, it never said how strong of an acid. It could be just a 6.9 on the pH scale. http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/tears 3 years ago  
18 forever, heck yeah! 3 years ago +1
I live in the city... it sucks. 3 years ago  
Are you f*cking kidding me? You would still be traveling downward at whatever speed the elevator was traveling. Your not going to just magically stop if you jump. 3 years ago  
Bridges are usually over water, so just jump off. 3 years ago +2
Are you f*cking kidding me? People go skydiving all the time and they don't die from lack of oxygen or hypothermia. Some of you people are just ignorant as hell. 3 years ago  
"Remember the procedure for skydiving: Squat, Pray, Leap, AAAAAHHHH, Touchdown" "Doesn't that spell splat?" XD 3 years ago +7
So long as you have protection, it ain't a problem 3 years ago +1
So you would rather prevent a event were a couple hundred people died, than prevent the holocaust where hundreds of millions of people were killed? 3 years ago  
Well, it would, but it would take a long time for them to die, and until then, you would have burning zombies coming at you. 3 years ago +1
Jalapenos are nothing. 3 years ago  
Based on how multiple guys have explained to her how much being kicked in the balls hurts, my girlfriend even agrees that it probably hurts worse. 3 years ago  
8.8 billion habitable planets similar to Earth exist in the Milky Way alone (which is one of over 200 billion galaxies in the universe). And that is assuming that the only type of life possible is carbon-based lifeforms. To think that Earth is the only one of these that has intelligent life is idiotic and ignorant. 3 years ago +6
Spellsword all the way 3 years ago +1
I would rather be known as unlucky than as an idiot. Besides, at least I get a penny. 3 years ago +6
This describes me now 3 years ago +1
nope 3 years ago  
Don't need to aim with a SPAS 12. 3 years ago  
Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris 3 years ago +1
Even though I hate bacon, I hate cabbage even more. 3 years ago  
Magikarp can learn Tackle, and can also learn some TMs. 3 years ago  
Can I move to Canada, I hate the US. 3 years ago +6
Well said. 3 years ago  
Nope, a true democracy would lead to the majority being tyrants and abusing the minority. 3 years ago +2
I'm lazy as hell, so that would be pretty nice. 3 years ago  
It would be awesome to be a ballchinian 3 years ago  
Zombies don't have guns 3 years ago +1
Doesn't say onto your back 3 years ago  
You'd be dead as soon as you hit the ground, so its not like you would even feel the spikes. 3 years ago +1
You can take pills to cure lactose intolerance. 3 years ago +3
A shotgun would not kill an elephant dude. Have you seen the guns poachers use to use to hunt elephants? Look up "elephant gun" on Google. 3 years ago  
People aren't going to freaking die. There are 2.5 million alcohol related deaths every year (and alcohol is legal) and only two marijuana related deaths in all of recorded history. 3 years ago  
I hate private school kids, they're so stuck up and snooty. Not to mention most private schools are catholic schools. 3 years ago  
Don't believe in god or the devil, so this is easy. 3 years ago  
Have you actually even watched either? 3 years ago  
Old or new Star Trek? Next Gen all the way. 3 years ago +3
The rake usually doesn't mess with people unless they try to hurt it. 3 years ago +5
I've eaten flowers before. They aren't half bad. Tulips are actually pretty good. 3 years ago  
You sir, ask the impossible 3 years ago  
Well considering you would EXPLODE if you touched even the slightest amount of magma (due to the rapid evaporation of all the liquid in your body). 3 years ago  
Rock on! 3 years ago  
Can't stand to hurt people other people that don't deserve it, but I only got bullied once, and I knocked the motherf*cker senseless. Never got bullied again. 3 years ago  
The drinking age should actually be lowered back to 18. That way teenagers could be taught how to drink responsibly and college students could drink in bars where someone could cut them off instead of drinking in secret and having no responsible people around. Just look at other countries, they have lower drinking ages than us, drink more than us, and yet they have less alcohol related deaths. 3 years ago +2
*cooler 3 years ago  
Yes because its totally possible for it to be almost 200 degrees Fahrenheit outside. 3 years ago  
Bros before Hoes, not to mention all of my crushes were not the right girls for me anyway. 3 years ago +2
You sir, are an evil, heartless bastard. 3 years ago  
He's already dead, so why not? I'm not going to let his body go to waste. Not to mention, if my friend died, he would prefer for me to eat him so that I could live. 3 years ago +8
Better I be in pain than them, also, it would give me inspirations to write new songs. 3 years ago +1
Just to rectify this, Gabriel is the king of angels, not metatron. 3 years ago  
Freaking ninja combined with a zombie... most badass thing ever 3 years ago +1
Less pain 3 years ago +2
Not even once 3 years ago  
Been to NYC, not all its cracked up to be. Its too loud, and the people are rude as hell. 3 years ago  
They should be classed as their own religion called assholes. 3 years ago  
I don't want to fight cute little baby bears! :p 3 years ago +2
That's your own damn opinion. 3 years ago  
Exactly how do when get jacked over by racism? 3 years ago  
Bring it on mate 3 years ago  
That soup looks pretty good actually 3 years ago +3
Don't agree with the stipulations of the second answer. 3 years ago +1
Stevie Wonder... hell to the yeah! 3 years ago  
Well this is a really racist question... 3 years ago +1
I'm pretty sure that if god does exist, he wouldn't send you to hell for committing suicide when your only other option was to murder an innocent person. 3 years ago  
So does murdering someone idiot. 3 years ago  
Doesn't say a Bad person. Imagine numbering all the people on the planet and then spinning a wheel to see who you would kill. 3 years ago +3
That would be super hot. Though, I would prefer her to be bi. 3 years ago  
Does "the powers of deadpool" count as one power? 3 years ago +2
I would rather be known as a bad singer than as an idiot. 3 years ago +2
20% of people have clearly never seen the Human Centipede 3 years ago  
I you could only see for the first 20 years, you would be longing to see again for the rest of your life. Where as, if you can oly see the last 20 years, you will be amazed for those years, as its the first time you've seen anything. 3 years ago +3
No, it will f*cking eat you. 3 years ago +9
Doesn't say YOUR attic, it says AN attic. 3 years ago  
Recon training in the Marines and S.E.A.L. training in the Navy are both 10 times harder than Ranger training, look it up. 3 years ago  
Hoorah! Semper Fi motherf*ckers! 3 years ago +2
Come on people, Narwhals are the Jedi of the sea. 3 years ago +1
The government, never waste money, HA that's a good joke. If the United States government was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 10 years there would be a shortage of sand. 3 years ago +5
Chances are that if your the smartest, you'll also be the richest. 3 years ago  
I was bullied once, then I went all judo on his ass and knocked him out in 15 seconds. Nobody ever bullied me after that. 3 years ago  
It says hear it, doesn't mean they have to be right. 3 years ago  
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