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Joined on March 17th, 2014 (1,344 days ago)

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Votes: 1,417

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Comments: 1,078

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If you treat me good, I'll treat you good and you'll see Im a nice guy. If you piss me off, I'll piss you off and you won't really like me. But please feel free to talk to me and vote/comment on my questions. I'm open to anyone :)


Mattk2 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Who had the better career? Tim Duncan or Kobe Bryant 1 year ago 76 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be buried while your spouse was cremated or Die alone 2 years ago 98 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Nostalgia Critic or Angry Video Game Nerd? Critic or AVGN 2 years ago 72 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be in a relationship where your date doesn't try to make enough time for you or Be in a relationship where your date always flirts with strangers behind your back 2 years ago 104 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a rich, genius but everyone thinks you are a jerk or Be a poor, homeless idiot but are very kind-hearted and you are loved by everyone 2 years ago 141 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about Valentines Day? I love it! One of my favorite times of the year or Hate it! It's a stupid holiday that makes no sense and pointless 2 years ago 190 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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(This one is for the ladies!) Do you like it when your bf gives you a hickey? Yes! They are very romantic and a little reminder he's mine or Eww! No! That's gross! 2 years ago 81 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Listen to a happy sounding song that is actually depressing or Listen to a sad sounding song that is actually happy 2 years ago 109 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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(Guys) would you rather Have awesome long hair or Be bald but still look badass 2 years ago 136 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you believe in true love? Yes! There's always someone for everyone! or No! There's no such thing as true love and I'll always be alone. 2 years ago 133 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sing like Freddie Mercury or Dance like Michael Jackson 3 years ago 180 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to (for the rest of your life) Justin Bieber or Ozzy 3 years ago 152 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better NBA Rivalry? Celtics-Lakers or Bulls-Pistons 3 years ago 98 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better NHL Rivalry? Canadiens-Bruins or Flyers-Rangers 3 years ago 95 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Better MLB Rivalry? Yankees-Redsox or Giants-Dodgers 3 years ago 108 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which NFL Rivalry is better? Cowboys-Redskins or Steelers-Ravens 3 years ago 99 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Commit a felony only once or Commit the same misdemeanor several times 3 years ago 130 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have as an employee? Crazy Steve or Gavin 3 years ago 132 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always be gullible or Always be stubborn 3 years ago 162 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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The better rival? Gary Oak or Seto Kaiba 3 years ago 146 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who's better? The Gieco Gecko or The Aflac Duck 3 years ago 167 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Give the ultimate revenge to someone you hate or Always pick on someone without them having revenge on you 3 years ago 246 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be known as A cheater or A liar 3 years ago 165 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be taken down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty or Be shaken all night long 3 years ago 139 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Even though I'm a fan of neither, who do you like better? Redsox or Whitesox 3 years ago 138 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Play badass solos on a Dean Razorback or Play killer riffs on a Gibson SG 3 years ago 154 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sleep with Kate Upton or Sleep with Mila Kunis 3 years ago 180 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch the "Shining" for 12 hours or Watch "The Passion of Christ" for one full day 3 years ago 145 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who is the better singer for AC/DC? Bon Scott or Brian Johnson 3 years ago 141 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Boo your daughter at her talent show or Cheer for the opposing team at your son's football game 3 years ago 186 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A die hard New York Yankees fan that lives in Boston or A die hard Pittsburgh Steelers fan that lives in Cleveland 3 years ago 150 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who's better? Metallica or Megadeth 3 years ago 118 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a total dicatorship or Live in total anarchy 3 years ago 164 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What is more annoying? Crying babies that won't shut up or Justin Bieber 3 years ago 188 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who would win? Bane or Venom 3 years ago 167 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which team would you rather like to be a part of? 1970s Pittsburgh Steelers or 1990s Chicago Bulls 3 years ago 130 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be known as a dick or Be notorious as a drug addict 3 years ago 147 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be trapped in a room with Hitler or Be trapped in a room with Osama Bin Laden 3 years ago 193 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the best sex of your life with a slut only once in your entire life or Have terrible sex with an incredibly hot woman as many times as you want 3 years ago 169 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get kicked in the nuts by a mule or Get gored in the ass by a bull 3 years ago 147 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which Ozzy Osbourne do you prefer? Black Sabbath Ozzy or Ozzy's solo career 3 years ago 126 votes 7 comments 0 likes

Mattk2 has posted the following comments:

Still talkin about tht huh? 1 year ago  
Like I said in the description, I'm a Spurs fan but I admire and love Kobe. I love Tim too but in all honesty, I think Kobe is better 1 year ago  
I love both but AVGN just beats it out 2 years ago  
dont want one either cause i cant trust anyone 2 years ago  
do i know u? lol 2 years ago  
For the record, both of these happened to me and both lead to break ups 2 years ago  
Looks like my test to see how selfish people can be is going well lol 2 years ago  
Selfish bastards who choose choice B 2 years ago  
Dumb question 2 years ago  
free country 2 years ago  
But all of those things happened on Valentines day, three consecutive years 2 years ago  
ya u can get candy on Halloween too 2 years ago  
Ok. Have two girls break up with you, find out a girl cheated on you, have your parents abandon you every Valentines Day and watch all your friends have a jolly f*king good time with their relationship or spouse while you're alone and single in your house with not a damn thing to do then judge me 2 years ago  
You have no idea what I went through on this day 2 years ago  
It does make me sick 2 years ago +1
Exactly. It just makes the singles just realize how alone they really are. Not to mention that Ive had two girls break up with me on that day and found out a girl was cheating on me 2 years ago  
I hate this damn day. What's so special about a freaking angel sticking an arrow up your ass to make you fall in love? Shouldn't you love your relationship partner or spouse everyday instead of just one? I hate this day 2 years ago +3
Ok cool thts ur opinion. tbh, I really don't care. I think hickeys are more of a girl thing than a guy thing 2 years ago +1
Ik, but I just think the nature of it is more towards girls 2 years ago +1
Ive never gotten one, but ive given one before and she loved it 2 years ago  
Even though a song is sad and can sound happy, the lyrics and rhythm can still make me feel sad 2 years ago  
f*ck the cowb*tches 2 years ago +1
and you'd rather drink water that has piss and sh*t in it? 2 years ago  
I love myself with no hair. Just look at my prof pic 2 years ago +6
Thank you. Means a lot 2 years ago  
So you think that's funny? Screw you 2 years ago +2
I never had sex with her. She wanted to. That was the whole reason she dated me 2 years ago  
I'll never be good enough for anyone. I've had six relationships. Four cheated on me, one dated me for sex, and the most recent one I had killed herself 2 years ago  
I just don't believe in it period. I don't believe stuff until I see it with my own eyes 2 years ago  
Ive just lost hope. I really don't care anymore 2 years ago  
I don't give a f*ck anymore anymore 2 years ago  
Idk lmao 2 years ago  
my dancing sucks lol. At prom, I had to follow my girlfriend's dancing lol shes a good dancer lol 3 years ago  
I can sing pretty good already, but I dance like sh*t lmao 3 years ago  
Straight hair is sexy 3 years ago  
Im a guy. I win! lmao 3 years ago +1
not a fan of either, but at least Taylor can sing 3 years ago  
Black is my color! 3 years ago  
BOTH! 3 years ago +3
43-23! We killed their asses! In your fu cking face Bulletmore! Ben threw 6 TDs on ya! Be jealous b*tches! 3 years ago +1
I was kidding lol I quit smoking last month. 3 years ago  
Right. That would be. Like Ozzy, I was on drugs making this question lol. But like Justine, I was on assloads of dope making it lmfao 3 years ago  
I believe its quite accurate lol 3 years ago  
Im a Pens fan. Screw you lol jk 3 years ago +1
It takes me a while to think of some lol and ya i'd go with A too. I'd rather just have it over with then have it continue 3 years ago  
Im from Pittsburgh and a huge Pitt sports fan. So Pens 3 years ago  
I'd put tht at number three. Phuck the criers 3 years ago  
We gonna trash them Sunday! 3 years ago +1
oh gotcha lol no hard feelings about Sunday? lol 3 years ago  
You my man, are amazing! Whats ur name? 3 years ago  
Royals are hot 3 years ago  
Osama would explode 3 years ago +1
You still somewhat have a reputation if you're a cheater 3 years ago  
Gary loses to ash 3 years ago  
Hell no I don't leave hahaha I just take a little while to think of questions haha 3 years ago  
Thts the point. Wanna see how selfish some people can be hahaha 3 years ago  
I'd just fall asleep :) 3 years ago  
I just realized it. damnit hahaha 3 years ago +1
I actually like riffs more than solos. But these are my two fav types of guitars. I've always considered a riff leading into a solo, so in a way both 3 years ago  
I think any guy would be lying if they didn't choose Kate hahahaha 3 years ago  
McDonald's is nothing but fat 3 years ago +2
Isn't it kind of ironic that Venom powers Bane? 3 years ago  
your in for a nightmare man 3 years ago  
Dude, the passion gave me nightmares 3 years ago  
Both scare the sh*t out of me. But I will never watch the Passion again 3 years ago +1
hahaha youre to the point :) 3 years ago  
Lucky to be a chick :p 3 years ago  
When I saw option two, I was seriously like "What the f*ck?!" I love GNR and I never knew tht song was written tht quickly hahahaha 3 years ago  
thts a great song and album! I love Hells Bells! But Highway to Hell is my fav by them so I went with A. Anything with Hell in the title for AC/DC is badass! hahaha 3 years ago +1
HAHAHA FAILS ARE SO FUNNY! 3 years ago  
Bon was the man. He made AC/DC a rock band and ahd an awesome voice. RIP Bon Scott. Brian is great as well. He made AC/DC seem like a metal band. But I gotta go with Bon 3 years ago +1
Mermaid time! 3 years ago  
who doesnt like weridos?! hahaha 3 years ago  
HAHAHAHAHA BILL! BILL! BILL! 3 years ago  
Alex, i'd just take the money hahaha 3 years ago  
I'd love to do A 3 years ago +3
screw mars 3 years ago +1
I would think tht if you win American Idol, you'd be famous 3 years ago  
no and i dont give one 3 years ago  
already a 3 years ago  
thtd be funny as hell! 3 years ago +1
people are dumb 3 years ago +3
more accurate cause it's alcohol 3 years ago +1
dinosaurs dont freakin exist 3 years ago +2
ya 3 years ago  
The people who picked A are A 3 years ago  
faster 3 years ago  
Who the hell holds in piss for 48 years? 3 years ago +2
all the time 3 years ago  
what? 3 years ago  
oh ya! 3 years ago  
screw snow 3 years ago  
no sh*t! 3 years ago +2
ya 3 years ago  
damn glad too 3 years ago +1
whoever made this...what?! 3 years ago  
already do a 3 years ago +1
she was hot back then. shes a slut bag now 3 years ago +1
Boy people can be so closed minded and dumb 3 years ago +1
both are cool 3 years ago +1
I love animals 3 years ago +6
Oh god this is nasty! 3 years ago  
and wht the hell is wrong with fried food?! 3 years ago +5
GENE SIMMONS! 3 years ago +1
B would be creepy af 3 years ago  
Raww! Im evil! 3 years ago +1
my 30th wish, I wish for unlimited wishes! 3 years ago +4
ewww! I hate B 3 years ago  
tht guy seems like an idiot on drugs 3 years ago +2
Uhh ya 3 years ago  
this is 100% bullsh*t! 3 years ago  
Emo is A 3 years ago  
Already B 3 years ago  
who the hell picked B?! 3 years ago  
YA! 3 years ago  
myspace sucks 3 years ago  
Hey Myranda, look at this! hahahaha jk 3 years ago  
I wouldnt give a sh*t 3 years ago +1
tht is so fu cking gross 3 years ago +1
I love doing this! 3 years ago +1
uh ya 3 years ago  
For the dumbest thing ever 3 years ago  
I always get money, I like gift cards 3 years ago  
already do and i hate her guts 3 years ago +1
you're lying if you say option B 3 years ago +1
the people who prob say hick are hicks 3 years ago +1
patientce 3 years ago  
tht one in A is so cool! 3 years ago  
who u callin a rapist? I was kidding! hahahaha 3 years ago  
ya 3 years ago  
shot by a squirt gun 3 years ago  
doesnt say how much 3 years ago  
A good slap in the face is what the douche deserves 3 years ago +2
tht sh*t is so dumb 3 years ago +2
who cares? one less dumb band in the world 3 years ago  
you see a person in like rock or rap who does drugs is just a lifestyle. boybands are limp-wristed, pussies who dont know sh*t 3 years ago +4
they must not hate me if they love me 3 years ago +3
this question is a contradiction 3 years ago +1
The people who chose A are dumb, depressed people 3 years ago +1
hey justin, would you like some ice for that BURN! 3 years ago +1
you live 3 years ago +2
the person who made this question is sick 3 years ago +1
anyone know what selminela is? 3 years ago  
who wasn't? 3 years ago  
ciggs are gross 3 years ago +4
less noticeable and more cool 3 years ago  
I can't believe how stupid some people are 3 years ago +3
HELL THE F*CK NO! 3 years ago +1
eww! i dont wanna get into people's sh*t 3 years ago +3
im a dude so ya 3 years ago  
not at all 3 years ago  
who wouldnt? 3 years ago +3
as much as i dont like athletes foot, i'd take it 3 years ago  
when a guy makes fun of a chick or vise versa, it just means theyre jealous and like them so ya! 3 years ago  
i'd win! 3 years ago  
once 3 years ago  
best narrating voice ever! 3 years ago +1
i hate both 3 years ago  
where did u find pic A? 3 years ago  
ALREADY DO 3 years ago  
6% emo 3 years ago  
2014 assholes 3 years ago  
kill him and steal everything 3 years ago  
black and yellow! black and yellow! black and yellow! 3 years ago  
whts with the second pic? 3 years ago +1
take out the maggots dumbass 3 years ago  
i'll marry whoever the hell i wanna marry 3 years ago +3
6% emo 3 years ago  
she was so hot 3 years ago +1
6% emo 3 years ago +5
6% pussies. life is not so bad 3 years ago +1
6% idiots 3 years ago +4
how is this even a question? 3 years ago +11
2014 b*tches! 3 years ago +1
Guys doin the splits is weird 3 years ago  
I would kill myself if i went deaf 3 years ago +2
Muscular chicks=no 3 years ago +9
i'd only take one tat. People with sleeve tattos and and all over their body are disgusting 3 years ago  
i have severe OCD 3 years ago +1
they'll never know 3 years ago  
guys should never EVER wear makeup 3 years ago  
i'll blindfold myself until i hear a voice of someone i think is hot 3 years ago +5
just cause the second pic is nasty 3 years ago +3
wtf do i need to save ants for? I love puppies 3 years ago +4
I love being 18! 3 years ago +2
Chicks like huskys 3 years ago  
What does B even mean? 3 years ago  
Cant quit what I never did 3 years ago  
Dont be an idiot 3 years ago +3
No more smelling bad stuff? Ok 3 years ago +1
he would break Venom. These are my two fav villains too 3 years ago  
Girls hold grudges. 3 years ago  
sh*t what did i do?! 3 years ago  
wht if i get STD form the person I passionably hate?! hahahha 3 years ago +1
Looks more appatizing 3 years ago  
Already have my lisence hahahahaha 3 years ago +1
Fu cking straight! 3 years ago +1
WHO THE HELL SAYS HOLIDAY TREE?! 3 years ago +14
dumb people are funny 3 years ago +5
boy, the chick in pic b must HAVE VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM IF SHE THINKS SHES UGLY! 3 years ago  
my computer sucks 3 years ago  
I dont have a fav one 3 years ago +2
Any guy would chose A 3 years ago +1
can i squeeze her tities? 3 years ago +2
Already do B 3 years ago  
Truth hurts, but Its better than the lie 3 years ago +3
can't smell sh*t 3 years ago  
Give a lung, you DIE! 3 years ago +6
I'd save my friend and then him and I are gonna give tht murderer a taste of his own medicine! 3 years ago  
niether 3 years ago  
these pics are hilarious! 3 years ago  
dont drop the soap people who chose A 3 years ago  
Uhh, ya kinda 3 years ago  
So basically, would you rather be dumb or smart? 3 years ago +1
better finding out than never 3 years ago +1
SCREW HER 3 years ago  
You'd get in so much trouble with one. I prank called pizza hut one time and got away with it! 3 years ago  
You kinda cant avoid B 3 years ago  
Id for my dog to talk to me 3 years ago  
wtf will he do?! 3 years ago +1
2014... 3 years ago +3
I'd go up to him and kick the sh*t out of him 3 years ago  
how can you die from candy? 3 years ago +2
you guys are gross 3 years ago  
wow. 5% are idiots 3 years ago +2
Noone said anything about wearing shoes 3 years ago +2
B is impossible, dumbass 3 years ago +2
Who the fu ck wouldn't?! 3 years ago +2
Damn wrong one 3 years ago  
Either way, I marry a girl 3 years ago  
tht seems like a sticky situation! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 3 years ago  
THAT LOOKS SO FUN! 3 years ago  
I wanna freak the sh*t outta people! 3 years ago +7
no more toe nails! 3 years ago  
I drink coffee while I drive 3 years ago +3
shower in your underwear, really? 3 years ago +9
better him than me 3 years ago +4
i thought the world was supposed to end in 1988, 1989, 1990, 2000, 2010, 2011, and 2012. 25 years later, STILL F*CKING HERE! 3 years ago +5
I'd rather go down with a fight. I dont care wht anyone else says 3 years ago  
Clicker=Gay 3 years ago +1
I'd lick a clean one! 3 years ago +1
I can keep a secret very well. If you keep a lie, you can never remember it 3 years ago  
wtf does my badness mean? 3 years ago  
ever hear of a boner? 3 years ago  
Dont care how akward it may be, it may be awesome! Plus i did tht before. worked out well 3 years ago  
Comeback! 3 years ago  
Dont have a sister! I win! Plus tht pic is just beggin for me to do it! 3 years ago +2
I think i can do it 3 years ago  
You never have a second chance to make a first impression 3 years ago +3
UHHHHHHHHHHHH 3 years ago  
who the hell wouldn't? 3 years ago +3
18! 3 years ago  
Are people seriously this stupid? 3 years ago +3
im a guy 3 years ago +2
dumbass 3 years ago +1
thtd be cool actually 3 years ago  
Plastic can f*cking kill you! 3 years ago  
already do B 3 years ago +2
dont have a sister. i win! 3 years ago  
I'd bang her 3 years ago +1
A hurts like a b*tch but I'd take tht over losing my leg! 3 years ago +4
A would be so weird 3 years ago  
im a guy 3 years ago  
we'd all do tht 3 years ago +4
Uhh ya 3 years ago +1
already do this and i love it 3 years ago  
"My third wish, I wish for three more wishes!" 3 years ago  
Free EVERYTHING! 3 years ago +3
I make people cry all the time 3 years ago +13
these pictures are so gross 3 years ago  
cat food is gross 3 years ago +2
retarded question 3 years ago +1
Sex! 3 years ago +1
gotta be patient 3 years ago +1
A already happens to me 3 years ago  
Id love to forget my four exes tht cheated on me 3 years ago +5
B is hot 3 years ago  
cancer runs in my family 3 years ago  
this is a dumb question 3 years ago  
2014! 3 years ago +2
i'd cuddle with her 3 years ago +2
shot by a nerf gun! 3 years ago +4
uhhh ya 3 years ago +1
here we go steelers! here we go! 3 years ago  
Look at the despriction I posted. You think I'm afraid of a bunch of Clowns fans?! hahahahahahahahahahahalollmafo 3 years ago  
ever hear of car shopping? 3 years ago +1
i dotn even like watermelon 3 years ago  
way to go choice B, you toally contradicted yourself 3 years ago +1
If you're nobody, how can you be liked and if you're popular how can you be hated? This question doesn't make any sense at all 3 years ago +2
95 3 years ago  
flies scare me 3 years ago +3
that is so gross 3 years ago +2
Break your rib cage, you die 3 years ago +1
are you stupid? 3 years ago  
wow what a dumb question 3 years ago  
original can be boring 3 years ago +4
wanna fuc k? 3 years ago +10
B is scary as hell 3 years ago +3
wow. just wow 3 years ago +1
A clown be good at magic 3 years ago  
at least its a month 3 years ago  
even though im not jewish 3 years ago  
I love dolmations 3 years ago +4
whats a loser? 3 years ago +2
only idiots would answer B 3 years ago  
better than nothing 3 years ago +2
silent but deadly 3 years ago  
well if they beg for it, i'd say no. If they ask for it, i'd say yes 3 years ago +2
the pinky is the worst 3 years ago  
real good way to die 3 years ago +5
PEOPLE WHO CHOSE A ARE DRUGGIES THEMSELVES! 3 years ago +11
I can eat with my feet. its easy 3 years ago  
Sex is like pizza, when it's good it's great. when it's bad, it's still pretty good 3 years ago +4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE PIC FOR A 3 years ago +14
are the people who choose B fuc king retards? 3 years ago +82
who cares? 3 years ago  
any guy would be lying if they chose B 3 years ago  
people are so dumb 3 years ago +22
I already look 13 3 years ago +23
who cares? 3 years ago  
i don't think I know. Message me, and I'll explain more 3 years ago  
go ahead 3 years ago +1
not even close 3 years ago  
"Oh no! I have boobs!" 3 years ago +2
wow. i cant believe im saying this but she was actually...hot! 3 years ago +7
Im 18 and my gf is 16! I win! 3 years ago  
Only a complete idiot would choose b 3 years ago  
yahoo's for idiots 3 years ago +1
im a dude 3 years ago  
dirty af 3 years ago  
ya 3 years ago +1
wow. a small number of people would rather pay 3 years ago  
not even fair 3 years ago  
thts so gross 3 years ago +1
will you pay me? 3 years ago  
i dont have a watch! i win! 3 years ago +2
18 3 years ago  
well worth the wait 3 years ago  
Outies are gross 3 years ago  
retarded question 3 years ago +4
shes actually hot 3 years ago  
ya 3 years ago  
I dont give a sh*t if everyone hates me 3 years ago +2
damn i meant to pick B! Shit! Damn! F*ck! 3 years ago +3
weara damn hat! 3 years ago  
what the hell? 3 years ago  
NAME CHANGE! DUH! 3 years ago  
easier 3 years ago  
No way, my nieghbors are old 3 years ago +2
So would you rather stay alive or get f*cking killed? 3 years ago  
I always have Wi Fi anyway but good question! made me think 3 years ago  
A just makes me wanna have one now 3 years ago  
"Holy Crap!" people don't know what funny is 3 years ago +2
Just take it while you can 3 years ago +4
Ghost Rider is so cool 3 years ago  
IM BATMAN! 3 years ago +1
Hate jeans 3 years ago  
Do you mean Chewbacca? 3 years ago  
Screw snow 3 years ago  
already do this 3 years ago  
How the F*ck would you kill someone with a squash? 3 years ago +5
if you're american, pick A 3 years ago +1
A guy stalks me on facebook already 3 years ago +2
as much as my parents hate me, i'd rather kill my friend 3 years ago +1
Im a proud writer. Why not be a great one?! 3 years ago +1
75% of the gun not being loaded! 3 years ago +4
an ice cream cake 3 years ago +3
can i shoot myself? 3 years ago  
Not even fair 3 years ago  
I'm lazy 3 years ago  
Either way, she'll die 3 years ago +1
I'd rather know how im gonna die 3 years ago  
A. because im a guy. I can get her to laugh at me, dont give a sh*t if shes poor or not, I like kindness, trustworthy is a plus, and i like people who express emotion 3 years ago  
would you rather be miserable or happy 3 years ago +2
really dont give a sh*t 3 years ago  
Who doesn't? 3 years ago  
Bar=Sex 3 years ago  
too late 3 years ago  
I'm impatient 3 years ago  
So would you rather look young or look young 3 years ago  
I'd change a LOT! 3 years ago  
I'll teach her 3 years ago  
already do it 3 years ago  
I want to work for it 3 years ago  
I do both because I lifegaurd at my school pool 3 years ago +1
Gimmie one to think about 3 years ago  
I hate my computer 3 years ago  
Italian 3 years ago  
I'd let my daughter sleep in my room if she has a nightmare 3 years ago  
I need someone to read it to me 3 years ago  
time to strip! 3 years ago  
Less noticeable 3 years ago  
I'm psychic 3 years ago  
I love my bass, but i just cant say no to sports 3 years ago +1
Both pics are so cute, but the boy pic is just so cute. and ive always wanted a son 3 years ago  
Majorly spoiled 3 years ago  
Thtd be funny 3 years ago  
Im Innocent at least 3 years ago  
Im 18 3 years ago  
you're dead either way 3 years ago  
I forgive, but i won't forget 3 years ago +2
I hate Canada 3 years ago  
I'm very religious actually, but i just don't act like it 3 years ago +2
I do both 3 years ago  
whtever, leave summer break alone! 3 years ago  
People forget Marijuana kills people 3 years ago  
Bunch of horsesh*t 3 years ago  
I'll just take the Harley Davidson chick 3 years ago  
at least im in a relationship 3 years ago  
who says I have to spend it 3 years ago +143
I'd take tht down 3 years ago  
hahahaha what are "taxes?" 3 years ago  
I dont have crap at my house 3 years ago  
Im a dude! 3 years ago  
The force! 3 years ago  
WHAT THE HELL?! 3 years ago  
So addicting 3 years ago +1
what the hell? 3 years ago  
First dibs on the last laugh! 3 years ago  
I hates public transportation 3 years ago  
I like how the lyrics have a different rythm in songs 3 years ago  
At least it's not worldwide 3 years ago  
Cant risk being the youngest 3 years ago  
I hate spinach 3 years ago  
Shes actually hot 3 years ago  
I like butter 3 years ago  
already do this 3 years ago  
Unlimited Root Beer! 3 years ago  
I can make anyone laugh 3 years ago  
Im pretty sure you'd die in 100 years 3 years ago  
Dumb question 3 years ago  
Walt Disney, classic 3 years ago  
Uhh, ya 3 years ago  
I dont like snow 3 years ago  
All my teachers are crazy 3 years ago  
Don't know wht the pink is but whtever it is, tastes good! 3 years ago  
it takes talent to have skill 3 years ago  
rot in hell cats 3 years ago  
The manly thing to do 3 years ago  
No contest. More fame and money 3 years ago  
none of dos hoes 3 years ago  
This is my work hahahaha 3 years ago  
Don't have a sister! 3 years ago  
Red wine is the best 3 years ago  
Both of these are a disgrace to music 3 years ago  
Black Sabbath needs to write a song about me! 3 years ago  
No more blood clots! 3 years ago  
Im a guy. I win! 3 years ago  
Could not take guilt 3 years ago  
Slight chance of living! 3 years ago  
Leave my car alone 3 years ago  
Shame on you guys 3 years ago +1
who wouldn't? 3 years ago  
She is a man 3 years ago  
Shoot it with a nerf gun 3 years ago  
what if the whore is a hoarder? 3 years ago  
Old people are not ugly 3 years ago  
Nothin sayin about fightin back! They'd be my b*tch! 3 years ago  
RIP John Lennon. A true musical genius 3 years ago  
I suck at art! I win! 3 years ago  
None 3 years ago  
Vitamin water is a cheap knock off 3 years ago  
People don't know what peace is 3 years ago  
At least it was peaceful for me to go 3 years ago  
I'm white 3 years ago  
Suffer>risk gettin killed 3 years ago  
SABBATH! Rap is terrible 3 years ago  
No contest 3 years ago  
thtd get out of hand living with tht many people 3 years ago  
who would be dumb enough to go to Tornatina when they're allergic to tomatoes? 3 years ago  
you'd make even more 3 years ago  
at&t is for idiots 3 years ago  
I sing like a boss in Rock Band 3 years ago  
hard question 3 years ago  
Kick em in the balls as they're doing it 3 years ago  
THATS MY GIRL! 3 years ago  
hahaha whts love? 3 years ago  
I'd give a few thousand to them. not all of it 3 years ago  
I'm Italian! Then, I'd frame the pizza i choked that SOB with and hang it in a museum 3 years ago  
already do B 3 years ago  
My ears would blow the hell up! 3 years ago  
Homer! 3 years ago  
wow, people are stupid 3 years ago  
wow, people would rather lose a luggage 3 years ago  
Theres a chick I'd like to bang 3 years ago  
None of dos hoes 3 years ago  
people still talk about blockbuster?! 3 years ago  
I'm a soldier 3 years ago  
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