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Question_asker has submitted to following questions to the site:

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  If only one thing would turn you on for the rest of your life would you rather it be: Animals or Your mother
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  Would you rather Suck off Roethlisberger on the 50 yard line at the Superbowl or Do 5 years in prison
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  Would you rather Brutally murder your entire family or Be part of the human centipede
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  Would you rather live as a: Black man in the southern US in the 1800's or Woman in Afghanistan now
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  Which would you rather hit with your car (assume you never get caught): Your dog or A bum
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  Would you rather Find out your grandfather was Hitler or Find out your dad is a pedophile
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  Would you rather live... As a retard or Rich, happy and successful but at the end you're drawn and quartered
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  Would you rather spend your life Unemployed and surviving off welfare or Making money drawing smut like this
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  Would you rather fight Mike Tyson with no gloves or In World War I
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  Who would you rather have become president of the US: Rush Limbaugh or Vladimir Putin
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  Would you rather: Debate Noam Chomsky on international politics or Debate Steve Wilkos as to why you're a scumbag
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  Would you rather get caught watching gay fetish movies: By your girlfriend/wife on your anniversary or By your grandmother on Christmas
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  Would you rather Do 3 years in a Saudi jail or Get struck by lightning
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  Would you rather spend the next 3 years On the toilet having diarrea or Hearing "Friday" looped continuously (you can't hear anything else)
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  Would you rather spend your life working as A janitor making minimum wage or A well-paid contract killer
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  Would you rather work as A drug dealer or A 419 scammer
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  Would you rather be on The FBI's terrorist suspect list or Your local police dept.'s sex offender registry
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  Would you rather spend the rest of your life? In prison or As a slave
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  Would you rather Murder a random bum, get away with it and live with the guilt or Be innocent but have Nancy Grace constantly running stories accusing you of something horrible
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  Would you rather have a job Evicting poor single mothers down on their luck or Euthanizing puppies
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  Would you rather spend one night In jail as a prison bitch or Taking drugs and having a gay encounter with your best friend of the same sex
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  Would you rather live In the poorest part of Haiti or Richer than Bill Gates and more powerful than Obama via a deal with Satan
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  Would you rather Murder everyone you know and love or Drop a bomb full of plague on a random poor country and kill millions
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  Would you rather live in a world where people had frequent contact with Aliens or Demons
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  Who would you rather bet on in a fight: Lucifer or Azathoth
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  Would rather be addicted to Crack or Cannibalism
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  Would you rather Watch a documentary about how hot dogs are made while eating hot dogs or Shoot, dress, skin, butcher and eat a wild animal
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  Would you rather Be sacrificed by being burnt alive to appease god or Refuse the sacrifice and start armageddon
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  Who would you rather have as President Barack Obama or Ioseb Jughashvili
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  Which sentence would you rather have Life sentence at Oz or Execution by sawing
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  What would you rather the police use on the UK looters Rubber bullets or Live ammunition
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  Would you rather fight A bull or A house cat the size of a bull
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  What would you rather have happen Zombie apocalypse or Alien invasion
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  Who would you rather tell that you're into the "furry fandom" Your no-BS Mexican father or Your no-BS Russian father
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  Would you rather approach 50 cent wearing a klan robe or an IDF guy wearing a nazi uniform
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  Would you rather spend the night Answering the dumbest questions Yahoo Answers has to offer or Doing your taxes
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  Would you rather live in a country run by An African warlord or The Taliban
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  Would you rather Put your genitals on an anvil and let a guy smash 'em or Let someone pull out all your teeth with a pair of vice grips
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  Who would you rather have as president? Barak Obama or Ron Paul
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  Would you rather spend The rest of your life in jail or One year in a human centipede (middle; the operation is reversed at the end)
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  Would you rather serve on a jury where: All the evidence is gruesome and gory or All the evidence is paperwork
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  Would you rather read Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story or EVERY racist comment on YouTube
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  Which job would you rather have: $25,000/year helping the environment or $150,000/year dumping toxic waste into the ocean
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  Would you rather be a Fat internet pervert or Heroin addict
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  Would you rather Have $1 billion (in cash, gold, etc...) or Know whether there's a god (and if so which religion is right)
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  Who would you rather have after you Jigsaw or Rapeman
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  Would you rather be a heroic freedom fighter or a despicable public masturbator
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  Would you rather (assume the dreams are perceived to be 10x longer than an average day) Be alone, poor and a loser but every night you have realistic, blissful dreams. or Be rich, successful and have a nice family but every night you have realistic dreams where you're being torn apart by demons
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  Would you rather Have the rrrather.com skip feature or No! You must answer!
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  Would you rather spend 6 months in jail for (assume everyone in the prison knows why you're there): Cyberbullying or Tax Fraud
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  What disturbs you more: That the U.S. Supreme Court just legalized police strip searches for any reason or That the people who write in the comments section are the people who elect presidents
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  Would you rather "star" in: A protracted snuff film or A real life adaptation of The Human Centipede II
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  Would you rather Let a loved one die. or Kill 1,000 strangers to save your loved one's life. (You don't go to jail for this)
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  Who would you rather have looking for you Pennywise the dancing clown or Anton Chigurh
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  What new age religion would you rather practice Kabbalah or Wicca
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  Would you rather be A klansman or A juggalo
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  Would you rather date A fat chick or A hot chick (who is crazy and not in the good way)
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  Would you rather go on The O'Reilly Factor or The Steve Wilkos Show
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  Would you rather Smack the kid who made "Caine's arcade" & post the video on youtube (you don't go to jail for this) or Spend 4 weeks in jail
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  Would you rather Have your father catch you pleasuring yourself to Japanese tentacle porn or Catch your father pleasuring himself to a photo of you
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  Would you rather Saw off your own hand or Saw off a stranger's head (you don't go to prison for this)
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  Would you rather Have Obama as the president or Have Putin as the president
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  Would you rather be In a cave with the things from "Descent" or In an old desert town with the "Tremors" worms and no way to call for help
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  Which topic would you rather compulsively bring up in casual conversation: Racism or Abortion
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  Would you rather Be unemployed or Make decent money but you're a Guantanamo Bay torturer
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  Would you rather bet on in a fight Snape or Dumbledore
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  Would you rather ONLY be able to eat Stuff made by the Epic Meal Time guys or Meals of unflavored rice, vegetables and tofu
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  Would you rather have sex with A hooker with EVERY STD (including AIDS) with no protection or Your mother
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  Would you rather eat Shark fin soup or Whale sashimi

Question_asker has posted the following comments:

• +1
  McCain would have all sorts of crazy war stories
• +2
  One piranha couldn't kill you. One huge python or anaconda could.
• Yes I know the guy from Clockwork Orange went to jail. He didn't go to jail for killing the bum, however.
• I hate Chrome's bias against people who like to go back a page with the delete key
• +8
  "Kleptocratic commie hellhole" vs. "modern economic power" isn't a hard choice.
• +3
  Ioseb Jughashvili later changed his name to Josef Stalin BTW
• Neither... she was determined not guilty by a jury of her peers. I chose Nancy Grace because at least that way Nancy Grace would be in jail with a Hannibal Lecter mask. This seems appropriate to me.
• +4
  Indian guy is less likely to kill you
• +2
  These are xenomorphs. They're bad
• +1
  HIV/AIDS is more or less treatable. Cancer is more or less a crapshoot based on what stage it's caught in, where it originates and how good your doctor is.
• +3
  Determine the future. I'd make billions in the stock market.
• +2
  Cartoon... less tentacle rape.
• +7
  you can buy a lot of love for $10,000,000
• these comments read like the drivel in WoW trade chat. just saying....
• +4
  mind reading = you can become the most manipulative businessman ever and buy a fleet of planes/helicopters.
• We could be out of oil and in a nuclear war by then...
• Lawyer... doctors get puked on and hit up for drugs too often.
• Because they may not be guilty?
• +2
  BTW, I'd so dump the toxic waste.
• I already get free music with bittorrent
• Power... Money is not power. The two are normally intermingled. However, if there was a dispute I'd rather be the one with the weapons.
• +2
  2 girls 1 cup. the horse guy died
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  i'd only kill the people if the 100 people killed were the type of douches who value animals' lives more than peoples'
• +5
  We didn't owe the Japanese anything. They may have turned into a decent friend later on, but at the time I wouldn't have a problem with killing everyone in the country to save the life of 1 U.S. soldier.
• Old because my "murder your family vs human centipede" question was #1 for awhile.
• ESPECIALLY if it's cruel and stupid
• +1
  UK is still worse in a lot of ways. The US doesn't have "hate speech" laws or jury-free "ASBO" hearings.
• Protracted = long
• It's a wonderful movie about obese man (pictured) who knocks people's teeth out with a hammer, staples them together mouth-to-anus and the gives them laxitives.
• +2
  I'd stay the hell away from the woman on the left. She'd likely start talking about na'vi or moon cycles.
• Id think youre more likely to get beat up in jail for the computer sh*t.
• ?
• +2
  I already have the diamond :-P
• What type of food is it? If it's beef, then I want it red in the middle. If it's chicken or pork, I want it well-done.
• AAA
• steal the money
• I voted for 9-11 because the holocaust didn't happen.
• No you can't. There's that weird type of "racism" where US blacks don't like Africans or Caribbeans
• +3
  If mermaids existed, they probably wouldn't look like hot chicks with fish tails. Probably more like Lovecrafts's fish people of Innsmouth or the "Naga" from World of Warcraft.
• Well the things on the left look like they could be parasites
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  Stop it with the "Satan doesn't exist" cop out answers. If Satan didn't exist then you wouldn't get the money either.
• Apparently it is a crime in some states. It's funny to think of some kid getting hauled off by the police for internet smack talking.
• +5
  I picked KKK because at least you get a mask to hide your shame.
• +2
  I'd go with the foot ones. That way fewer people would notice I had a tattoo.
• +1
  The one on the left looks like a "McMansion". The apartment overlooks the water and the mountains. Looks expensive enough that the landlord would repair the f*cking washer on time, too.
• +1
  yes, they have to be alive. no cop out answers
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  Hermoine because she can cast spells.
• +4
  Obama... choosing by lottery would give you a 50% chance of an president with an IQ below 100 and a 70% chance of a president that hasn't finished college.
• +3
  don't you have saltwater crocodiles and death adders?
• The worms are gigantic monsters. The Asian chick from Descent was killing the cave things left and right.
• +2
  Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" said so when there wasn't a guy with a sword around.
• +1
  fück other people... make me king!
• 15 votes from 50k!
• +1
  If muslims didn't down the twin towers we wouldn't have a reason to hate them.
• Alternative energy = money sinks for politically connected companies. GE spent more lobbying money than any oil company.
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  I'd take the money. The other option = you end up some professor type constantly frustrated by people who don't understand what you're talking about.
• miley cyrus because she gets to smoke weed.
• +2
  If you're under 50 and need to look at the keyboard then you need your head examined.
• +4
  f u vegan
• +1
  Bill Gates vs. an army of Mike Tysons = Gates hires a team of snipers.
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  The 14th Amendment already grants equality under the law. What we really need is an amendment that says "political donations aren't 'free speech' "
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  you don't get locked up at CIA black sites for supporting Hitler
• dogfighting FTW!
• Starbucks... I've read quite a few articles recently by people who think fatasses being fatasses is a "public health" concern. Fast food places will likely face some blame/regulation.