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Would you rather listen to justin bieber or Castrate justin bieber 5 years ago 272 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather 20 months in jail or 20 minutes in hell 5 years ago 529 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get an operation that makes you look like your mom and have to assume her life (this includes getting banged by your dad) or be part of a human centipede (1/3 chance of front, 1/3 chance of middle, 1/3 chance of end) 6 years ago 258 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather weigh 800 pounds or have AIDS 6 years ago 255 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat nothing but worms or eat nothing but intestines 6 years ago 245 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather rrrather.com Institue a 2 question per IP per day limit or Allow people to flood the site with dumb questions 6 years ago 250 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Earth gets invaded by the Independence Day aliens or Earth gets invaded by the zerg 6 years ago 226 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather run into the slenderman or the rake 6 years ago 236 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get anally raped in jail (you only spend one night in jail) or Get fisted in the privacy of your own home 6 years ago 243 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spend 5 years in prison or Make a deal with a demon where you get a 70% chance of getting a billion dollars but a 30% chance of being taken to hell to burn forever. 6 years ago 465 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fight in the Battle of Antietam or Fight in one of those old Greek battles where they used spears 6 years ago 317 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spend the rest of your life in ass rape prison or Get out of jail by pinning your crime on your mother 6 years ago 300 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have it so that whenever you break ANY law, there is a 100% chance that you'll be caught and punished to the full extent of the law or have the law modified to fit YOUR behavior (e.g. if you drive drunk once, it becomes legal for everyone to drive drunk) 6 years ago 339 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight Kratos or The gods from the Cthulhu mythos 6 years ago 423 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take $1 billion. If you take this, there is a 99% chance of burning in hell forever if hell turns out to be real. or Be tortured to death. If you take this, there is a 99% chance of going to paradise if heaven turns out to be real. 6 years ago 309 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be overweight, work on a bus, get made fun of by kids and cry over it (no you don't get half a million dollars) or Smoke crack every day for 6 months 6 years ago 262 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be placed in wooden stocks and ass raped for 2 weeks straight or Be encased in concrete (with a feeding tube, breathing tube and excrement tube) for 2 months 6 years ago 533 votes 8 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Manually extract a semen sample from your father or Deliver it into your mother 6 years ago 217 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend 3 weeks as a prison bitch or eat nothing but cat food for life 6 years ago 432 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get shot in the stomach with a potato cannon or Get a garden hose enema 6 years ago 503 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Shark fin soup or Whale sashimi 6 years ago 412 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with A hooker with EVERY STD (including AIDS) with no protection or Your mother 6 years ago 2,070 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather ONLY be able to eat Stuff made by the Epic Meal Time guys or Meals of unflavored rice, vegetables and tofu 6 years ago 347 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather bet on in a fight Snape or Dumbledore 6 years ago 2,137 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be unemployed or Make decent money but you're a Guantanamo Bay torturer 6 years ago 348 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which topic would you rather compulsively bring up in casual conversation: Racism or Abortion 6 years ago 1,814 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be In a cave with the things from "Descent" or In an old desert town with the "Tremors" worms and no way to call for help 6 years ago 259 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Obama as the president or Have Putin as the president 6 years ago 1,817 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Saw off your own hand or Saw off a stranger's head (you don't go to prison for this) 6 years ago 315 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your father catch you pleasuring yourself to Japanese tentacle porn or Catch your father pleasuring himself to a photo of you 6 years ago 262 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Smack the kid who made "Caine's arcade" & post the video on youtube (you don't go to jail for this) or Spend 4 weeks in jail 6 years ago 600 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go on The O'Reilly Factor or The Steve Wilkos Show 6 years ago 377 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather date A fat chick or A hot chick (who is crazy and not in the good way) 6 years ago 296 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A klansman or A juggalo 6 years ago 275 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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What new age religion would you rather practice Kabbalah or Wicca 6 years ago 321 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have looking for you Pennywise the dancing clown or Anton Chigurh 6 years ago 267 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Let a loved one die. or Kill 1,000 strangers to save your loved one's life. (You don't go to jail for this) 6 years ago 2,196 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather "star" in: A protracted snuff film or A real life adaptation of The Human Centipede II 6 years ago 254 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What disturbs you more: That the U.S. Supreme Court just legalized police strip searches for any reason or That the people who write in the comments section are the people who elect presidents 6 years ago 1,765 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend 6 months in jail for (assume everyone in the prison knows why you're there): Cyberbullying or Tax Fraud 6 years ago 365 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the rrrather.com skip feature or No! You must answer! 6 years ago 369 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (assume the dreams are perceived to be 10x longer than an average day) Be alone, poor and a loser but every night you have realistic, blissful dreams. or Be rich, successful and have a nice family but every night you have realistic dreams where you're being torn apart by demons 6 years ago 398 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a heroic freedom fighter or a despicable public masturbator 6 years ago 1,141 votes 30 comments 2 likes
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Who would you rather have after you Jigsaw or Rapeman 6 years ago 342 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have $1 billion (in cash, gold, etc...) or Know whether there's a god (and if so which religion is right) 6 years ago 799 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Fat internet pervert or Heroin addict 6 years ago 398 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which job would you rather have: $25,000/year helping the environment or $150,000/year dumping toxic waste into the ocean 6 years ago 728 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story or EVERY racist comment on YouTube 7 years ago 848 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather serve on a jury where: All the evidence is gruesome and gory or All the evidence is paperwork 7 years ago 886 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend The rest of your life in jail or One year in a human centipede (middle; the operation is reversed at the end) 7 years ago 102,247 votes 622 comments 16 likes
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Who would you rather have as president? Barak Obama or Ron Paul 7 years ago 85,199 votes 1,501 comments 387 likes
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Would you rather Put your genitals on an anvil and let a guy smash 'em or Let someone pull out all your teeth with a pair of vice grips 7 years ago 1,543 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a country run by An African warlord or The Taliban 7 years ago 64,142 votes 380 comments 1 like
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Would you rather spend the night Answering the dumbest questions Yahoo Answers has to offer or Doing your taxes 7 years ago 68,568 votes 275 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather approach 50 cent wearing a klan robe or an IDF guy wearing a nazi uniform 7 years ago 2,314 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather tell that you're into the "furry fandom" Your no-BS Mexican father or Your no-BS Russian father 7 years ago 2,064 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have happen Zombie apocalypse or Alien invasion 7 years ago 4,164 votes 87 comments 2 likes
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Would you rather fight A bull or A house cat the size of a bull 7 years ago 5,326 votes 58 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather the police use on the UK looters Rubber bullets or Live ammunition 7 years ago 3,692 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Which sentence would you rather have Life sentence at Oz or Execution by sawing 7 years ago 3,725 votes 31 comments 1 like
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Who would you rather have as President Barack Obama or Ioseb Jughashvili 7 years ago 10,350 votes 119 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be sacrificed by being burnt alive to appease god or Refuse the sacrifice and start armageddon 7 years ago 4,754 votes 67 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch a documentary about how hot dogs are made while eating hot dogs or Shoot, dress, skin, butcher and eat a wild animal 7 years ago 6,411 votes 57 comments 0 likes
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Would rather be addicted to Crack or Cannibalism 7 years ago 4,265 votes 44 comments 1 like
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Who would you rather bet on in a fight: Lucifer or Azathoth 7 years ago 4,781 votes 57 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where people had frequent contact with Aliens or Demons 7 years ago 6,441 votes 98 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Murder everyone you know and love or Drop a bomb full of plague on a random poor country and kill millions 7 years ago 52,373 votes 777 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live In the poorest part of Haiti or Richer than Bill Gates and more powerful than Obama via a deal with Satan 7 years ago 200,284 votes 2,738 comments 6 likes
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Would you rather spend one night In jail as a prison bitch or Taking drugs and having a gay encounter with your best friend of the same sex 7 years ago 109,995 votes 653 comments 4 likes
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Would you rather have a job Evicting poor single mothers down on their luck or Euthanizing puppies 7 years ago 138,587 votes 2,375 comments 10 likes
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Would you rather Murder a random bum, get away with it and live with the guilt or Be innocent but have Nancy Grace constantly running stories accusing you of something horrible 7 years ago 6,422 votes 55 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend the rest of your life? In prison or As a slave 7 years ago 98,869 votes 771 comments 2 likes
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Would you rather be on The FBI's terrorist suspect list or Your local police dept.'s sex offender registry 7 years ago 84,811 votes 477 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather work as A drug dealer or A 419 scammer 7 years ago 82,592 votes 318 comments 1 like
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Would you rather spend your life working as A janitor making minimum wage or A well-paid contract killer 7 years ago 13,686 votes 124 comments 1 like
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Would you rather spend the next 3 years On the toilet having diarrea or Hearing "Friday" looped continuously (you can't hear anything else) 7 years ago 14,073 votes 102 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Do 3 years in a Saudi jail or Get struck by lightning 7 years ago 16,211 votes 137 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get caught watching gay fetish movies: By your girlfriend/wife on your anniversary or By your grandmother on Christmas 7 years ago 30,634 votes 161 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather: Debate Noam Chomsky on international politics or Debate Steve Wilkos as to why you're a scumbag 7 years ago 20,358 votes 104 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have become president of the US: Rush Limbaugh or Vladimir Putin 7 years ago 26,343 votes 260 comments 1 like
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Would you rather fight Mike Tyson with no gloves or In World War I 7 years ago 84,149 votes 833 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend your life Unemployed and surviving off welfare or Making money drawing smut like this 7 years ago 18,226 votes 116 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live... As a retard or Rich, happy and successful but at the end you're drawn and quartered 7 years ago 18,084 votes 133 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Find out your grandfather was Hitler or Find out your dad is a pedophile 7 years ago 20,242 votes 203 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather hit with your car (assume you never get caught): Your dog or A bum 7 years ago 22,966 votes 320 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live as a: Black man in the southern US in the 1800's or Woman in Afghanistan now 7 years ago 887,125 votes 4,613 comments 54 likes
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Would you rather Brutally murder your entire family or Be part of the human centipede 7 years ago 472,965 votes 4,500 comments 248 likes
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Would you rather Suck off Roethlisberger on the 50 yard line at the Superbowl or Do 5 years in prison 7 years ago 209,738 votes 409 comments 8 likes
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If only one thing would turn you on for the rest of your life would you rather it be: Animals or Your mother 7 years ago 25,540 votes 230 comments 0 likes

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I'd rather strangle it with my bare hands. 6 years ago  
The "U.S. relies on China" line is Tom Friedman-esque bullsh*t that most people have bought into (along with "all of our oil comes from the Middle East"). If we cut off ties with China tomorrow, we'd just open more factories here.... just like what happened after WWII when all the European and Japanese factories had been bombed. A similar thing would happen if the Chinese people get sick of the slave labor and start guillotining government officials. 6 years ago  
We stopped your people from committing genocide and then protected Europe from the Russians for 50 years. 6 years ago +2
I'd pick magic. High tech worlds normally end up dystopian. 6 years ago +1
Tony Stark is richer, smarter and is less of a prick. 6 years ago  
cop car = people get the f*ck out of your way 6 years ago +9
I picked the house because I know it would be a PITA to get the insurance money for the car. 6 years ago  
I hate the atheists on this site who provide sh*tty copout answers. Me: "would you rather get a bunch of money and risk going to hell or live in haiti for life?" Atheist: "hell isn't real! nyah nyah". 6 years ago +4
That could just be because whenever you slaughter an animal for meat you also get intestines. 6 years ago  
And if Pearl Harbor never happened, the Nazis may have won WWII 6 years ago  
Haven't you ever played Red Alert? You kill Hitler --> Stalin starts an even bigger war. 6 years ago +3
LMAO! 6 years ago +4
I'd have a lot more questions to my name if this site didn't have moderation. 6 years ago +2
The Latino stereotypes aren't nearly as bad as the black stereotypes. 6 years ago +4
To quote the philosopher Cersei Lannister "power is power". 6 years ago +105
BTW, the zerg conquered the protoss home world. The protoss = more advanced than the ID aliens + fight with religious fervor. 6 years ago +1
a limit would also cut down on people who are clearly using this site to do free marketing research. 6 years ago  
I f**king HATE going to RadioShack. "Would you like to get a new cellphone today?" "I came here to get these AA batteries, not to sign a 2 year, $100 per month contract, you f**king twat". 6 years ago  
I picked my little pony because the furry fandom is crypto-bestiality 6 years ago +4
Michael Phelps seems like a guy who trained and exercised a lot. I'm pretty sure Bolt was made in a lab somewhere. 6 years ago +2
says who? 6 years ago  
the jello would probably kill you 6 years ago  
Casey Anthony was found not guilty and George Zimmerman hasn't been tried yet. 6 years ago  
the leopard doesn't look that big 6 years ago +1
so would assault if you ever got upset and hit someone 6 years ago +5
damn furries 6 years ago  
Do you believe that enough to risk burning forever? What about the psychological trauma associated with asking "where did this money come from anyway?"? 6 years ago +7
I'd take the weed and sell a lot of it to make money. That would also cover the sex. Then I'd buy planes and spread tons of weed all over the world to undermine both the drug war and those bloodthirsty cartels. 6 years ago +1
In the Christian Bible, God did create the world. In the Greek myths, the Pantheon explicitly did NOT create the world. 6 years ago +7
Most rap IS pop nowadays. 6 years ago +2
If you read the mythologies, Hades isn't actually evil. He's more like a god who got a sh*tty job. 6 years ago +12
Kratos killed an entire pantheon of gods and a lot of titans. Godzilla is just a big lizard. 6 years ago +7
Japan was up and running again in a few years. Japan got occupied by the comparatively nice American military. Germany got occupied by the Soviet rape/murder/revenge brigade and 1/3 of it went communist. 6 years ago  
I picked the kkk because at least you get to wear a mask. 6 years ago +8
Back on the front page! 6 years ago  
freckles look like a disease 6 years ago +2
you don't go to prison if the animals die... 6 years ago +2
I'd rather have a gun. No matter how good your police department is, the cops can't be everywhere. 6 years ago +8
Starbucks... I've read quite a few articles recently by people who think fatasses being fatasses is a "public health" concern. Fast food places will likely face some blame/regulation. 6 years ago  
dogfighting FTW! 6 years ago +2
you don't get locked up at CIA black sites for supporting Hitler 6 years ago +4
The 14th Amendment already grants equality under the law. What we really need is an amendment that says "political donations aren't 'free speech' " 6 years ago +2
Bill Gates vs. an army of Mike Tysons = Gates hires a team of snipers. 6 years ago +4
If you're under 50 and need to look at the keyboard then you need your head examined. 6 years ago +2
miley cyrus because she gets to smoke weed. 6 years ago  
I'd take the money. The other option = you end up some professor type constantly frustrated by people who don't understand what you're talking about. 6 years ago +1
Alternative energy = money sinks for politically connected companies. GE spent more lobbying money than any oil company. 6 years ago  
If muslims didn't down the twin towers we wouldn't have a reason to hate them. 6 years ago +1
15 votes from 50k! 6 years ago  
fück other people... make me king! 6 years ago +1
Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" said so when there wasn't a guy with a sword around. 6 years ago +4
The worms are gigantic monsters. The Asian chick from Descent was killing the cave things left and right. 6 years ago  
don't you have saltwater crocodiles and death adders? 6 years ago +3
Obama... choosing by lottery would give you a 50% chance of an president with an IQ below 100 and a 70% chance of a president that hasn't finished college. 6 years ago +6
Hermoine because she can cast spells. 6 years ago +2
yes, they have to be alive. no cop out answers 6 years ago +2
The one on the left looks like a "McMansion". The apartment overlooks the water and the mountains. Looks expensive enough that the landlord would repair the f*cking washer on time, too. 6 years ago +4
I'd go with the foot ones. That way fewer people would notice I had a tattoo. 6 years ago +2
I picked KKK because at least you get a mask to hide your shame. 6 years ago +6
Apparently it is a crime in some states. It's funny to think of some kid getting hauled off by the police for internet smack talking. 6 years ago  
Stop it with the "Satan doesn't exist" cop out answers. If Satan didn't exist then you wouldn't get the money either. 6 years ago +3
Well the things on the left look like they could be parasites 6 years ago  
If mermaids existed, they probably wouldn't look like hot chicks with fish tails. Probably more like Lovecrafts's fish people of Innsmouth or the "Naga" from World of Warcraft. 6 years ago +3
No you can't. There's that weird type of "racism" where US blacks don't like Africans or Caribbeans 6 years ago  
I voted for 9-11 because the holocaust didn't happen. 6 years ago  
steal the money 6 years ago  
AAA 6 years ago  
What type of food is it? If it's beef, then I want it red in the middle. If it's chicken or pork, I want it well-done. 6 years ago  
I already have the diamond :-P 6 years ago +2
? 6 years ago  
Id think youre more likely to get beat up in jail for the computer sh*t. 6 years ago  
I'd stay the hell away from the woman on the left. She'd likely start talking about na'vi or moon cycles. 6 years ago +3
It's a wonderful movie about obese man (pictured) who knocks people's teeth out with a hammer, staples them together mouth-to-anus and the gives them laxitives. 6 years ago  
Protracted = long 6 years ago  
UK is still worse in a lot of ways. The US doesn't have "hate speech" laws or jury-free "ASBO" hearings. 6 years ago +1
ESPECIALLY if it's cruel and stupid 6 years ago +1
Old because my "murder your family vs human centipede" question was #1 for awhile. 6 years ago  
We didn't owe the Japanese anything. They may have turned into a decent friend later on, but at the time I wouldn't have a problem with killing everyone in the country to save the life of 1 U.S. soldier. 6 years ago +5
i'd only kill the people if the 100 people killed were the type of douches who value animals' lives more than peoples' 6 years ago +2
2 girls 1 cup. the horse guy died 6 years ago +5
Power... Money is not power. The two are normally intermingled. However, if there was a dispute I'd rather be the one with the weapons. 6 years ago  
I already get free music with bittorrent 6 years ago  
BTW, I'd so dump the toxic waste. 6 years ago +2
Because they may not be guilty? 7 years ago  
Lawyer... doctors get puked on and hit up for drugs too often. 7 years ago  
We could be out of oil and in a nuclear war by then... 7 years ago  
mind reading = you can become the most manipulative businessman ever and buy a fleet of planes/helicopters. 7 years ago +4
these comments read like the drivel in WoW trade chat. just saying.... 7 years ago  
you can buy a lot of love for $10,000,000 7 years ago +7
Cartoon... less tentacle rape. 7 years ago +3
Determine the future. I'd make billions in the stock market. 7 years ago +3
HIV/AIDS is more or less treatable. Cancer is more or less a crapshoot based on what stage it's caught in, where it originates and how good your doctor is. 7 years ago +1
Indian guy is less likely to kill you 7 years ago +4
Neither... she was determined not guilty by a jury of her peers. I chose Nancy Grace because at least that way Nancy Grace would be in jail with a Hannibal Lecter mask. This seems appropriate to me. 7 years ago  
Ioseb Jughashvili later changed his name to Josef Stalin BTW 7 years ago +3
"Kleptocratic commie hellhole" vs. "modern economic power" isn't a hard choice. 7 years ago +8
I hate Chrome's bias against people who like to go back a page with the delete key 7 years ago  
Yes I know the guy from Clockwork Orange went to jail. He didn't go to jail for killing the bum, however. 7 years ago  
One piranha couldn't kill you. One huge python or anaconda could. 7 years ago +2
McCain would have all sorts of crazy war stories 7 years ago +1
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