Would you rather do it with... Your Ugly Mom or Your cute, adorable puppy?

Would you rather do it with... 1 year ago

Your Ugly Mom

OR

4,212 votes
89 comments

Your cute, adorable puppy

cute, relationships

Guys
165 votes

11.5

88.5%

Girls
133 votes

91%

Unknowns
3,914 votes

15.76%

84.24%

United States
2,989 votes

14%

86%

United Kingdom
286 votes

17%

83%

Canada
244 votes

19%

81%

Australia
162 votes

17%

83%

Ireland
31 votes

26%

74%

Netherlands
29 votes

38%

62%

New Zealand
25 votes

20%

80%

Germany
21 votes

14%

86%

Sweden
20 votes

15%

85%

Norway
18 votes

89%

France
18 votes

17%

83%

Singapore
13 votes

100%

United Arab Emirates
12 votes

100%

Portugal
11 votes

27%

73%

Philippines
11 votes

45%

55%

Finland
10 votes

100%

Denmark
10 votes

100%

Romania
10 votes

20%

80%

Hong Kong
10 votes

30%

70%

South Africa
9 votes

22%

78%

Puerto Rico
9 votes

100%

Austria
9 votes

89%

India
8 votes

100%

Italy
7 votes

14%

86%

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Mexico
7 votes

29%

71%

Saudi Arabia
6 votes

33%

67%

China
6 votes

17%

83%

Kuwait
6 votes

100%

Japan
6 votes

33%

67%

Turkey
6 votes

17%

83%

Egypt
5 votes

40%

60%

Spain
5 votes

100%

Malaysia
5 votes

60%

40%

Israel
5 votes

40%

60%

Poland
5 votes

100%

Belgium
5 votes

20%

80%

Switzerland
5 votes

100%

Jersey
5 votes

40%

60%

Anonymous Proxy
4 votes

100%

Brazil
4 votes

25%

75%

Netherlands Antilles
4 votes

50%

Qatar
4 votes

25%

75%

Lebanon
4 votes

100%

Malta
4 votes

50%

Guam
4 votes

100%

Iceland
3 votes

33%

67%

Bulgaria
3 votes

33%

67%

Thailand
3 votes

100%

Colombia
3 votes

33%

67%

Bolivia
3 votes

100%

Jamaica
3 votes

100%

Greece
3 votes

100%

Indonesia
3 votes

100%

Pakistan
2 votes

50%

Bosnia and Herzegovina
2 votes

100%

Bahamas
2 votes

100%

Slovenia
2 votes

50%

Panama
2 votes

100%

Dominican Republic
2 votes

100%

Costa Rica
2 votes

100%

Ecuador
2 votes

100%

Albania
2 votes

100%

Ukraine
2 votes

50%

Czech Republic
2 votes

50%

Mongolia
2 votes

100%

Vietnam
2 votes

100%

Nepal
1 vote

100%

Yemen
1 vote

100%

Mariana Islands
1 vote

100%

Ghana
1 vote

100%

Jordan
1 vote

100%

Iran, Islamic Republic of
1 vote

100%

Namibia
1 vote

100%

Aland Islands
1 vote

100%

Nigeria
1 vote

100%

Luxembourg
1 vote

100%

Paraguay
1 vote

100%

Barbados
1 vote

100%

Guatemala
1 vote

100%

Argentina
1 vote

100%

Croatia
1 vote

100%

Hungary
1 vote

100%

Maldives
1 vote

100%

Estonia
1 vote

100%

Cambodia
1 vote

100%

Cyprus
1 vote

100%

Fiji
1 vote

100%

South Korea
1 vote

100%

Latvia
1 vote

100%

Honduras
1 vote

100%

Saint Lucia
1 vote

100%

Guernsey
1 vote

100%

Angola
1 vote

100%

Russian Federation
1 vote

100%

Trinidad and Tobago
1 vote

100%

Taiwan
1 vote

100%

Kenya
1 vote

100%

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guest from Maryland, United States 1 day ago:

none
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 day ago:

I will straight rape that puppies ass hole
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guest from Zeeland, Netherlands 1 week ago:

Not the puppy!!!!!!
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 week ago:

ewwwwwwwwww
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guest from Louisiana, United States 1 week ago:

REALLY????????????????
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guest from Swansea, United Kingdom 1 week ago:

Just realised the question and I thought it meant who would I stay with and my mum isn't ugly she's beautiful , and if the question then yes I would stay with my mum and that's why I said my mum not that I would do it with my mum
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guest from Indiana, United States 2 weeks ago:

What...
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bumbum from Syddanmark, Denmark 2 weeks ago:

Do what ?
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derpina111 Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Sicilia, Italy 3 weeks ago:

puppies are nice, and that photo of my mom is very insulting...
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guest from Arkansas, United States 3 weeks ago:

Nasty question ski[
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 weeks ago:

Do what? Eat macaroni with?
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ScarlettRosie Bronze Medal from Oregon, United States 1 month ago:

aw! im just imagining that cute little puppy getting a 3 ft d*ck up its *ss
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Axeoasis Silver Medal from Missouri, United States 1 month ago:

skip!
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

this is what paper bags were made for
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

i would just snuggle with my puppy like the comercial
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

have sex
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serdilldandee Male Bronze Medal from Alberta, Canada 1 month ago:

PUUPPY SEX
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

My mama's not ugly!!!! But since I'm a girl and that would be incest, I'm gonna go with the puppy
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

Ha my moms not ugly!
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guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:

how do you know what my mom looks like
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guest from Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium 1 month ago:

My mom is not ugly
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Neither
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

That disgusting
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

skipped 0_o poor puppy
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adellem Female Bronze Medal Blue Star from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:

well my mums not ugly, so i don't have an ugly mum therefore i can't do that
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DumbBlonde Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Wisconsin, United States 2 months ago:

That pic scares me
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

Why isn't there a both option?! =(
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guest from Alabama, United States 2 months ago:

neither
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guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

Aughhhh!!!
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

Come here boy!
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alexs6 Female Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from Wyoming, United States 2 months ago:

my mom is not ugly
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

Dog
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guest from Manitoba, Canada 2 months ago:

these questions are getting stupider and stupider
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Eraikez Silver Medal Super Star from Kalmar Lan, Sweden 2 months ago:

nope
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guest from California, United States 2 months ago:

Either way you're going to be crying in the corner after words.
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guest from California, United States 2 months ago:

this is horrible question
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 months ago:

my mouse drifted to the softer picture lol
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guest from Ohio, United States 2 months ago:

i do my dog anyway
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guest from Mississippi, United States 3 months ago:

Puppy's are cute lol
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guest from Arkansas, United States 3 months ago:

my mom is not ugly, so joke is on you
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alexandero Male Bronze Medal from Michigan, United States 4 days ago:

OOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG ILLLLLLLL NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR BEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAABBBBBBLEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
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guest from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:

Do what?
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guest from Arkansas, United States 3 months ago:

MY MOM IS NOT UGLY
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

THEN PRETEND SHE IS F*CKNUTS!
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

yes sher is son
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

yes she is son
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guest from Florida, United States 3 months ago:

what the fur
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dmj312 Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Diamond Bronze Crown from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:

I've called my husband my cute puppy before...
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harlied Female Silver Medal Super Star from Missouri, United States 3 months ago:

This question is just disturbing... either way, you're incest or a hob knocker...
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MasterT82 Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from Pennsylvania, United States 3 months ago:

now i know what a hob knocker is and i am quite disturbed...
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Katy Female Gold Medal Super Star from Alaska, United States 3 months ago:

its so cute who would resist and it cant scream rape
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guest from Florida, United States 4 months ago:

Puppy
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mercedes18 Bronze Medal from the United States 4 months ago:

um eww
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RandiNicole1990 Female Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:

Again, Really???
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GoldenFish Female Gold Medal Super Star from New York, United States 4 months ago:

Ahaha I have no puppies
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IG-Lightning Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star Diamond from Ontario, Canada 4 months ago:

Ahaha I have no mom jokes on you...oh wait
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guest from Ohio, United States 4 months ago:

you dont have to....finish :(
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guest from New Jersey, United States 4 months ago:

OMFG WHO ASKS THIS KIND OF CRAP?
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

!!!!!!!
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Love the puppy
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

The puppy is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Skimpy Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star Bronze Crown from Georgia, United States 5 months ago:

sry fluffy
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CairnsKit Male Silver Medal Blue Star from Ohio, United States 5 months ago:

strange but amusing question xD
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Katy Female Gold Medal Super Star from Alaska, United States 5 months ago:

AWW
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 5 months ago:

neither..
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guest from Florida, United States 5 months ago:

Eeewwwwww
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guest from Maine, United States 5 months ago:

Sick, sick people
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Shikakah Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star Diamond Bronze Crown from Michigan, United States 5 months ago:

sorry puppy.
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AngelKingUltra Male from Florida, United States 5 months ago:

WTF Is wrong with you!?! D:
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guest from Florida, United States 5 months ago:

better than ugly,
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

........ Any other option?
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

Puppy
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

my puppy
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guest from North Carolina, United States 5 months ago:

Ugly mom
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vincentb Bronze Medal Blue Star from Quebec, Canada 5 months ago:

this world is crazy!!
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guest from Maryland, United States 6 months ago:

she can be ugly but it dident say her vergina is not small or tit
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guest from Florida, United States 6 months ago:

B*tch my mama anit ugly!
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guest from Colorado, United States 6 months ago:

do not make your puppy sufer
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guest from Illinois, United States 6 months ago:

Both equally morally repugnant, but my puppy is cuter and wouldn't hold it against me.
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MikkiKakes Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Texas, United States 6 months ago:

These questions get more and more f**ked up as I scroll...
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mansonluv23 Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from California, United States 8 months ago:

my dog already humps me
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guest from New York, United States 6 months ago:

Maybe because your hot
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mansonluv23 Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from California, United States 6 months ago:

possibly
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iliketoeat Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Connecticut, United States 1 year ago:

My mother is beautiful.
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Ocean Female Silver Medal Super Star from Ohio, United States 1 year ago:

*barfs*
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ImmanuelTheKant Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star Diamond Silver Crown from Niedersachsen, Germany 1 year ago:

I'll just assume when they start humping your leg it counts as "mission accomplished". I can live with that.
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MatthewWright666 Male Gold Medal Super Star from Nebraska, United States 1 year ago:

In soviet russia ugly mom does you
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Our_story Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from California, United States 1 year ago:

Seriously no one cares.
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guest from the United States 1 year ago:

Seriously? Dogs cannot give consent