Which super power would you rather have? (By guest FemaleSilver TrophyGold Crown 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,498 votes
50.4%
49.6%
Girls
2,155 votes
60.2%
39.8%
Unknowns
180,184 votes
52.22%
47.78%

Votes by country map view

United States
108,622 votes
52%
48%
United Kingdom
18,633 votes
51%
49%
Australia
11,639 votes
52%
48%
Canada
10,312 votes
54%
46%
Unknown
6,875 votes
52%
48%
Netherlands
1,978 votes
59%
41%
Germany
1,966 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
1,722 votes
52%
48%
Sweden
1,347 votes
54%
46%
Ireland
1,323 votes
53%
47%
Norway
1,148 votes
52%
48%
Denmark
926 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
867 votes
53%
47%
France
701 votes
61%
39%
Mexico
674 votes
57%
43%
Finland
647 votes
54%
46%
United Arab Emirates
634 votes
55%
45%
Philippines
618 votes
58%
42%
Portugal
575 votes
53%
47%
Romania
559 votes
55%
45%
South Africa
495 votes
52%
48%
India
415 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
408 votes
57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
380 votes
54%
46%
Europe
357 votes
49%
51%
Hong Kong
356 votes
53%
47%
Croatia
354 votes
55%
45%
Malaysia
348 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
342 votes
55%
45%
Israel
314 votes
52%
48%
Serbia
312 votes
54%
46%
Spain
300 votes
64%
36%
Greece
298 votes
56%
44%
Austria
295 votes
61%
39%
Switzerland
288 votes
57%
43%
Indonesia
271 votes
55%
45%
Turkey
230 votes
56%
44%
Slovenia
228 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
209 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
200 votes
51%
49%
Poland
186 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
186 votes
55%
45%
Hungary
182 votes
62%
38%
Japan
176 votes
56%
44%
Italy
168 votes
53%
47%
Estonia
159 votes
62%
38%
Thailand
159 votes
53%
47%
Iceland
157 votes
49%
51%
China
150 votes
57%
43%
Egypt
147 votes
52%
48%
Colombia
136 votes
55%
45%
Qatar
135 votes
49%
51%
Kuwait
135 votes
59%
41%
Argentina
124 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
111 votes
57%
43%
South Korea
106 votes
52%
48%
Latvia
104 votes
62%
38%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
97 votes
56%
44%
Slovakia
94 votes
57%
43%
Jordan
90 votes
68%
32%
Russian Federation
89 votes
51%
49%
Pakistan
85 votes
54%
46%
Macedonia
83 votes
52%
48%
Cyprus
82 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
75 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
75 votes
59%
41%
Dominican Republic
72 votes
64%
36%
Chile
69 votes
43%
57%
Vietnam
68 votes
59%
41%
Albania
68 votes
51%
49%
Lebanon
61 votes
46%
54%
Trinidad and Tobago
60 votes
75%
25%
Bahamas
59 votes
58%
42%
Panama
59 votes
64%
36%
Venezuela
58 votes
59%
41%
Morocco
56 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
54 votes
61%
39%
Anonymous Proxy
54 votes
54%
46%
Kenya
53 votes
60%
40%
Unknown
53 votes
49%
51%
Malta
53 votes
62%
38%
Guam
49 votes
57%
43%
Bahrain
48 votes
48%
52%
Seychelles
43 votes
56%
44%
Ukraine
41 votes
61%
39%
Luxembourg
40 votes
63%
37%
Oman
38 votes
61%
39%
Tunisia
37 votes
49%
51%
Isle of Man
30 votes
53%
47%
Honduras
30 votes
53%
47%
Jersey
29 votes
48%
52%
Bangladesh
28 votes
57%
43%
Brunei Darussalam
28 votes
57%
43%
Maldives
27 votes
56%
44%
Sri Lanka
26 votes
58%
42%
Guatemala
26 votes
69%
31%
Mauritius
26 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands Antilles
25 votes
52%
48%
Algeria
25 votes
64%
36%
Ecuador
25 votes
64%
36%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
24 votes
63%
37%
Faroe Islands
23 votes
30%
70%
Barbados
23 votes
52%
48%
Aruba
22 votes
59%
41%
Nigeria
22 votes
36%
64%
Republic of Lithuania
22 votes
41%
59%
Georgia
21 votes
52%
48%
Bermuda
21 votes
62%
38%
Uruguay
20 votes
70%
30%
Nepal
20 votes
75%
25%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
El Salvador
19 votes
58%
42%
Peru
19 votes
26%
74%
Guernsey
18 votes
50%
50%
Cayman Islands
17 votes
35%
65%
Cambodia
16 votes
75%
25%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
16 votes
69%
31%
Belize
14 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
14 votes
57%
43%
Mariana Islands
13 votes
62%
38%
Montenegro
13 votes
38%
62%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
58%
42%
Gibraltar
12 votes
58%
42%
Russia
11 votes
64%
36%
Mongolia
11 votes
36%
64%
Paraguay
11 votes
73%
27%
Republic of Korea
11 votes
55%
45%
Antigua and Barbuda
10 votes
30%
70%
Asia/Pacific Region
9 votes
67%
33%
Suriname
9 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
9 votes
44%
56%
Syrian Arab Republic
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Ghana
8 votes
63%
37%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
75%
25%
Azerbaijan
8 votes
75%
25%
Nicaragua
7 votes
86%
14
Guyana
7 votes
71%
29%
Senegal
7 votes
57%
43%
Virgin Islands, British
7 votes
43%
57%
Myanmar
7 votes
71%
29%
Macau
6 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
6 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
6 votes
33%
67%
Curaçao
6 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Namibia
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
5 votes
60%
40%
Mozambique
5 votes
60%
40%
Angola
5 votes
20%
80%
Ethiopia
5 votes
40%
60%
Moldova, Republic of
5 votes
60%
40%
Belarus
4 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
4 votes
50%
50%
Aland Islands
4 votes
75%
25%
Satellite Provider
4 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Yemen
4 votes
50%
50%
Sudan
4 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
3 votes
33%
67%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
3 votes
100%
Madagascar
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
2 votes
100%
Fiji
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
50%
50%
Martinique
2 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Laos
2 votes
50%
50%
U.S. Virgin Islands
2 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Republic of Moldova
2 votes
50%
50%
Syria
2 votes
100%
Cameroon
2 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Dominica
2 votes
50%
50%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
100%
Andorra
2 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Sint Maarten
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Myanmar [Burma]
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Somalia
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Iran
1 vote
100%
Swaziland
1 vote
100%
Åland
1 vote
100%
Montserrat
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Grenada
1 vote
100%
Brunei
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +1287
    guest from United States
    Let the public humiliation of our political leaders BEGIN
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    3 years ago
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    stevenl MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    NOOO! I thought it said FLESHlight hands!!
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    1 week ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Fart baby
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Already have a phone if I need a flashlight.
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm 11 and that would awsome
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Indonesia
    Duh
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    People who chose flashlight hands are wrong
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Oh my gosh. Flash light hands would be SOOOO awesome!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    ...Hehe, I like this thought, never get on my bad side, ever heard of following through?
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
    You can call me Flatulenzio! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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    2 weeks ago
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    christopherm MaleGold Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    thats just weird...
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    not afraid of the dark like a pussy
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    madisonb FemaleBronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    I plan to do evil things....... Muhahaha
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    IT WOULD BE HALARIOS
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    This would be much more entertaining.
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    2 weeks ago
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    I'd make my enemies fart in front of their crew.
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest
    Party tricks
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    StasiaAJ Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    it'd be funny
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    2 weeks ago
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    ThicketTail909 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Indiana, United States
    Post ME if you get meh reference
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    2 weeks ago
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    ThicketTail909 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Indiana, United States
    CAN I BE NUMBER 4 THEN?!?!?!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Making other people fart is stupid
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Mwhahaha
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Fenrous Bronze Medal from California, United States
    TO THE CRAMPED ELEVATOR!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    During a silent test wow XD
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    3 weeks ago
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    JadeKenworthy FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    Flashlight hands would be very useful but it's more fun to embarrass people xD
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    3 weeks ago
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    alanas FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    Why the hell will I need to make people fart?? If I had flash light hands I wouldn't have to have a bedside lamp... And that'll stop me from hitting my hands on it at night.
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    3 weeks ago
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    hotgal16 FemaleSilver Medal from Utah, United States
    if I can make people fart on command, wouldn't that be a loose loose... I mean the person that farted would be humiliated, I would be stuck with smelling the fart
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Could see anything at any time
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    3 weeks ago
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    jasonm2 MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Pranking next level
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from United States
    Time to get back at some ppl I hate
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    3 weeks ago
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    amadeod MaleBronze Medal from Qarku i Tiranes, Albania
    2nd one is funny
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    FifiRatherRocky123 FemaleGold Medal from Texas, United States
    I can do this to the people I hate in class ;)
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    That guy has got a really powerful fart.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Adowrath Silver Medal from Zug, Switzerland
    What are Flashlight Hands?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Hello Ms.Miles farting in class, and Obama.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    its funny XD
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    1 month ago
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    Swiper01 Male from Florida, United States
    LUMEN
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    1 month ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I like farts they r funnie
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    why would you ever need flashlight hands seriously
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    so many more uses for flashlight hands then just laughs
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    And the trolling beginssss...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    revenge,sweet revenge
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I could make who ever is dating my crush fart as long and loud as they can next to her
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ug ring ine agean i want to make peps fart when ever XD
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Flashlight hands are very useful
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Just incase I get kiddnapped
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    the people i hate will suffer
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    1 month ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Embarrassment of my enemy hehehehe
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    1 month ago
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    chriso2 Male from United Kingdom
    And lo I shall venture out onto the high street and start conducting my orchestra
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    1 month ago
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    cardboardcherry Silver Medal from Selangor, Malaysia
    it's more useful in the dark
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pranking My Mom
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    1 month ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Loooooool
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Brazil
    JESUS HIGH FIVE!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i would make people laugh at people i don't like
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    1 month ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Framing jo
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    LUMOS
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Lol
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    1 month ago
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    jamesb7 MaleSilver Medal from Queensland, Australia
    make people sh*t them selves in class and public
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    1 month ago
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    embarrass my enemies in front of their crushes
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    1 month ago
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    LenzJas Male from Iowa, United States
    Farts are cool
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I would make my enemies fart In public
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    1 month ago
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    dross MaleSilver Medal from Oregon, United States
    Blind people hehe
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    #1 is more....useful.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    oh your about to die make him fart oh well im dead/ oh your about to die flash lights in his eyes escape and eat burritos yeah thats what i thought... remember BURRITOS
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Really?
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    2 months ago
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    Puppy432 Bronze Medal from Connecticut, United States
    I'd embarrass people with their farts.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    FUS RO DAH!
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Oh, the fun i would have.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    When someone hits on my Bae I can humiliate them
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Think about it. You could make OTHER people fart when it is quiet and you need to let one out. Save yourself some humiliation.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    What if you run out of batteries
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    lololololololol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    I COULD WHISPER to my self that my mom and my dog could fart on my command awesome
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    2 months ago
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    monicac3 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from New Providence, Bahamas
    The other one is gross besides you can have light and you don have to worry about batterys
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    What retard made this
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    2 months ago
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    travis-10_ MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Western Australia, Australia
    Can I make myself fart on command?
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    NOOOOO CHOSE WRONG ONE >_
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Lol this can be a funny prank
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    hhiiyyaa1122 Female from London, City of, United Kingdom
    ? urrrr
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    In thw middle of exams...
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    2 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    I could freak everybody out.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    make the world of the popular become JUST STRANGE
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Too stupid to answer.
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    3 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    This question was made by a 9 year old
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    3 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    both
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    3 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    reverse
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I laughed so hard
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Ireland
    So, either blind people or disgrace them...
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Ireland
    Well, this is a tad more original than either flying or teleportation
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    3 months ago
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    MrDongers Bronze Medal from Georgia, United States
    flashlight hands is the name of my new band
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    3 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    TROLLLOOOLOOO
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    3 months ago
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    Besavage4me MaleSilver Medal from Illinois, United States
    Lol, but seriously, never be caught in the dark again. intruder at the door, BLIND THEM! Scary monsters under your bed? BLIND THEM
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    3 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Seriously, 53% want flashlight hands!?
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Time to humiliate the republican revolution
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    3 months ago
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    soccer_love89 FemaleBronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    FLASHLIGHT HANDS LIKE A WINNER!!!!!!!
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    that's so dirty WTF
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    I could win every fight I get in
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Hong Kong
    Obama will become really gassy... Just saying
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    3 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Revenge is sweet
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Lol
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    More useful. The other one is just for fun. It is unecissary
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Switzerland
    That would be so funny :) i would let all people fart that i hate :D
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    Humiliating people here I com
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I would flash people either way
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Enemy*
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Who know how much I could embarasse my enimy
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    BLINDNESSSSS!!!!!
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    flash light hands so i can say "i am ET!"
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    3 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I won't be scared in the dark anymore:)
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Fart now
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Only because of the picture
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    4 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    it will cover when your going to fart
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Lapponia, Finland
    EXO-L's? Baekhyun, anyone?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    pic on right = ka mai ha mai ha!!
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    4 months ago
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    guest Bronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    My enemy's will suffer my fart control
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Flashlight hands are VERY useful,haven't you guys ever saw movies wear they needed light but they didn't have it?
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Damn, I thought it said fleshlight hand!
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    XxQuestionAnswersxX FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Hehe class is going to be fun if that was real
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Embarrass ppl I hate
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    guest from United States
    Obviously! My phone has a flashlight but it can't make other people fart.
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    jakep3 MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Western Australia, Australia
    I want to change my answer
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I could make my nemesis fart when she is taking to my crush or the coolest kid in school or............
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    ico
    What the hell? Weirdest powers ever haha! But I would choose flashlight hands so idk lol
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    guest from Florida, United States
    funny pic
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Jason
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Both are sooooo good.
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Haha this question is so weird
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Both powers are really stupid
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    guest from New York, United States
    i could make my best class mates get humiliated ! YES !!! why does this not exist ?
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    guest from Manila, Philippines
    depends, can you control how much light you give off with the Flashlight hands
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    guest from the United States
    I didn't think this through...
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    Ike78481 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Illinois, United States
    Both
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Lol
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    Vocalover Bronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Make Obama fart make my teachers fart. Oh the possibilities
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    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    LOL TEACHERS GET READY
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    guest from the United States
    I would love too blind people
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    guest from California, United States
    I For raves
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    guest from the United States
    Totally better!
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I would make others fart just as I fart so that theirs would be louder and cover up mine. #wasntme #itwashim
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Why not make Obama pay
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Eew
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I'd make all the mean prissy girls at school cart constantly
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i could embaress all my rivals at public events
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    guest from California, United States
    Thats badass
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    I would embarres the people i hate
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    FUNNY
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    lol i would make my teachers fart like crazy so they would be too busy saying excuse me too gimme work
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Both of these options suck
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    both r amazing
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    kikic FemaleBronze Medal from Skane Lan, Sweden
    Omg pls (⊙ω⊙)
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    XD Let the embarrassment war begin XD
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    President is giving a speech PHHHTTTTTTTT
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    Lol Stevan
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    WHOA, MIND BLOWING
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    the funny moments
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    guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom
    Everyone who clicked the first one are spoilsports
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    ITS MAKING ME DIE FROM HAPPINESS XD
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    guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom
    Ok here comes the newest yet most hilarious cause of pollution!
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    i am number 4
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Think of all the dates I can ruin.....
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    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    OOOOH YEEES
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    i can make my worst enemy fart in front of everyone so they will laugh at her
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    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    weeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeooo
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    OH KEEEEVIN....
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    guest from Slovenia
    Wtf
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    wrong one sorry
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    guest from Texas, United States
    1,000,000 Watt output = BURN THROUGH STEAL MADAFAKAS
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    finnc MaleSilver Medal from Leeds, United Kingdom
    You could be a boss with the fart powers
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Mostly cuz the other one was just....ew
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    guest from the United States
    let the embarrasment bigen for you retard friend
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    guest from the United States
    all im hearing is strobe party
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    guest from Canada
    Iron man
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    LOL
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    ryryrulesrock FemaleGold Medal from Wyoming, United States
    That would be HILARIOUS!!
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    That's what a torch is for!! Some people have no sense of humour!
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    guest from Alsace, France
    LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL! (I am cruel)
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    guest from the United States
    I'm scared of the dark so I win
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    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    I am afraid of dark
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    guest Silver Medal from Texas, United States
    Oh yes. Make my arch enemy fart at the beginning of each sentence. "Okay the answer to question 10 is-" *pfft*
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Obama: blah blah blah political stuff *FART*
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    guest from the United States
    Humiliate all my enemies.
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    guest from California, United States
    -toot- woooooosh- it was him
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Flashlight hands! But I have to say farting is funny but that means everyone should think your weird and need farting surgery!
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Im scared of the dark and i am 12
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    guest from Canada
    lol that would be funny
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    guest from Ireland
    I am number 4 sooo......
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    guest from California, United States
    Making others Fart is torture to myself
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    camowen09 MaleBronze Medal from Dudley, United Kingdom
    I would use it on my teachers and watch the expression on their shocked and embarrassed faces. lol
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    guest from the United States
    And I'm make my least favorite person fart all class long.
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Eventually making other people fart would no longer be funnier. Plus flash light hands are practical.
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    guest from the United States
    it's like the Death Note of farting.
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    it would b the farting apocalypse
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    guest from the United States
    chose wrong one im afraid of the dark
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    guest from the United States
    Flashlight hands would freak people out
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    guest from the United States
    I wouldn't consider these superpowers....