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Which super power would you rather have? By guest FemaleSilver TrophyGold Crown 1 year ago

Flashlight Hands

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53,162 votes
413 comments

Make Other People Fart on Command
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    stevenlMaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States 11 months ago:
    NOOO! I thought it said FLESHlight hands!!
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    guest from United States 1 year ago:
    Let the public humiliation of our political leaders BEGIN
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    guest from West Virginia, United States 4 days ago:
    oops did I do tht
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    guest from Sligo, Ireland 6 days ago:
    make all the teachers fart!
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    guest from Manila, Philippines 1 week ago:
    Im scared of the dark
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 1 week ago:
    Hmm... this is surprisingly tough. The fart power is fun but flashlight hands sound like a more useful skill.
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States 1 week ago:
    I ain't scared of Slenderman anymore! i got Flashlight hands.
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    TberrMaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:
    the gov't would kidnap you and dissect you so it is easier to hide the farting, than flash light hands.
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    MegaT2RBronze Medal from Beyrouth, Lebanon 3 weeks ago:
    Farting in public never gets old
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    guest from Minnesota, United States 3 weeks ago:
    Muahahahahahaa
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States 3 weeks ago:
    Flashlight hands for sure!! Lol
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    scrambled_eggs from Connecticut, United States 3 weeks ago:
    if you had flashlight hands, you would be put into area 51
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    guest from California, United States 4 weeks ago:
    fart in my face :)
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    guest from California, United States 1 month ago:
    I would hardly call these SUPER powers.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:
    Get back at people I hate
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    fuckyeahbookowlSilver Medal from Angeles, Philippines 1 month ago:
    Trolling forever! :D
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    guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    Have light whenever and whereever you want.. Or a stinky room.. Easy choice.
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    guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:
    this would be sooooo funny
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    guest from Rhode Island, United States 1 month ago:
    flashlight hands could come in handy. see what I did there?
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:
    COME AT ME SLENDY.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:
    Teacher bends over in front of annoying kid BOOM!
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    guest from Nottingham, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    Lol
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    guest from Tennessee, United States 1 month ago:
    Dat picture
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    guest from Oregon, United States 1 month ago:
    fart powers activate
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    dragonglue5MaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:
    SOLAR FLARE HA:) DBZ
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    guest from California, United States 1 month ago:
    write fanfiction during blackouts or in the dead of night.
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    guest from Nebraska, United States 1 month ago:
    Too bad for the other guy when he s h i t s diarea
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    guest from Delaware, United States 1 month ago:
    Who says i dont fart on command? o.o
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    guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:
    You could make the dude hitting on your crush fart
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:
    This is a weird question
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States 1 month ago:
    I would use my power to embarass my arch enemies
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    _Dragon50_MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Queensland, Australia 1 month ago:
    romantic dinner. lol
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    guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    Wtf would u do with flashlight hands :/
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    jakep2MaleBronze Medal from California, United States 2 months ago:
    well politics is going to be funny now
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 2 months ago:
    I COMMAND YOU TO FART!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:
    make other ppl fart on command so that way i can embarass someone i don't like or just do it to anyone so i can laugh when i want
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom 2 months ago:
    Flash light hands cause in the dark you can fap
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    guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    I'd make this nerdy kid in my class fart! :D
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    guest from the United States 2 months ago:
    Pranks
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    guest from the United States 2 months ago:
    Hello Obama
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    guest from Angus, United Kingdom 2 months ago:
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
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    guest from the United States 2 months ago:
    I can be a superhero and blind people
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada 3 months ago:
    Anyone with an iq above honey booboo would pick flashlight hands
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    guest from Arizona, United States 3 months ago:
    Do you know how unbelievably freakin cool either would be?
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    MikelPickleMaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Texas, United States 3 months ago:
    Making the president fart on live tv
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    guest from Quebec, Canada 3 months ago:
    That's why I always fart!!!
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    kenna_hFemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States 3 months ago:
    I'd be sitting in the living room with my mom, and all of a sudden she'd fart and be like, "What the hell?"
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    guest from South Australia, Australia 3 months ago:
    they are both useless!
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    guest from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:
    That would be funny
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    ChrisTymeFemaleSilver Medal from the United States 3 months ago:
    blind someone purposely
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    guest from the United Kingdom 3 months ago:
    I could make my enemy fart infront of their crush and I could make teachers fart infront of the class I could also make all the popular girls that think they r better than everyone fart (I'm 12 so ye )too
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    guest from California, United States 3 months ago:
    Farting away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    bunneySilver MedalBlue Star from Western Australia, Australia 3 months ago:
    I am number 4, i am pittacus lore
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 4 months ago:
    I can't stop laughing at the pictures and options omg
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    JpotgieMaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Australia, Australia 4 months ago:
    um what?
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    jenniferc2FemaleBronze Medal from Canada 4 months ago:
    BEST. APRIL FOOLS PRANK. EVER.
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    anthonyp3MaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Minnesota, United States 4 months ago:
    I'd have to much fun with this, hello elevators
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    demonicpanda from Canada 4 months ago:
    dude option 2 is hilariuos
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    guest from Distrito Nacional, Dominican Republic 4 months ago:
    Wow
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    guest from Arizona, United States 4 months ago:
    make people fart. good times were had by all.
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    guest from California, United States 4 months ago:
    the presidential debates. nuff said
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    guest from Qatar 4 months ago:
    I'd get revenge, all popular girls would be RUINED!
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    guest from Wyoming, United States 4 months ago:
    oh god, i would DESTROY a one direction interview >:D
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States 5 months ago:
    i did the 2nd one cause it would be lol
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    guest from Quebec, Canada 5 months ago:
    I can even kill someone with the Farting skill
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    julietadFemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from New York, United States 5 months ago:
    flashlight hands
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    guest from California, United States 5 months ago:
    ...seriously?
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    FreezingInfernoBronze Medal from Vermont, United States 5 months ago:
    This would be funny as hell
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    guest from Singapore 5 months ago:
    i'd be like "don't mess with me fool" and shine a light in their eye
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    LegionBronze Medal from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:
    Humiliate anyone flirting with your bf/gf
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    guest from the United States 5 months ago:
    Iron man has flashlight hands...
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    guest from Maryland, United States 5 months ago:
    I would love to make my friends fart inpinpublic :)
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    guest from New York, United States 5 months ago:
    Revenge Is a powerful thing
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    guest from Minnesota, United States 5 months ago:
    ET hands
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    guest from Arizona, United States 5 months ago:
    Fake god duhh
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand 5 months ago:
    i'd make people fart in public lol
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    guest from Florida, United States 5 months ago:
    make other people fart because you can make the person that your crush likes seem unattractive
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    guest from Montana, United States 6 months ago:
    i would screw with so many people
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    guest from Florida, United States 6 months ago:
    WHHYYYYYYYYY OPTION 2?!?!?!?!
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    stefomanBronze MedalBlue Star from California, United States 6 months ago:
    with the fart on command power, my life would never get boring.
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 6 months ago:
    flashlight peeps are lying i mean imagin this your enemy just won prom queen she bows and lets a large one rip best idea ever
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    guest from Kentucky, United States 6 months ago:
    I WOULD MAKE EVERYONE THAT I HATE INCLUDING SEVERAL POLITITIANS AND JUST PRANK FRIENDS, ALSO I WOULD GET ALL THE GIRLS AT MY SCHOOLS CAUSE I WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE NOT FARTING SO MUCH.
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    guest from Virginia, United States 6 months ago:
    Flashlight hands would work great for a Castiel cosplay
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    guest from Florida, United States 6 months ago:
    I'd make all of the popular girls fart. Hell yeah.
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada 6 months ago:
    either would stop a burglar.
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    guest from Colorado, United States 6 months ago:
    haha my enemies will never find love MWAHAHAHA....jk jk lol
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    guest from United States 6 months ago:
    E.T.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States 6 months ago:
    im scared of the dark soo
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    guest from Kentucky, United States 6 months ago:
    epic
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    guest from United States 6 months ago:
    i would make mitt romney fart but he would probably lie about it.
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    guest from California, United States 6 months ago:
    fart thing
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    guest from California, United States 6 months ago:
    B would be pretty fun.