Which super power would you rather have? (By guest FemaleSilver TrophyGold Crown 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,041 votes
50.3%
49.7%
Girls
1,828 votes
59.5%
40.5%
Unknowns
141,733 votes
52.54%
47.46%

Votes by country map view

United States
89,307 votes
52%
48%
United Kingdom
12,702 votes
52%
48%
Australia
9,129 votes
52%
48%
Canada
8,005 votes
54%
46%
Unknown
5,462 votes
52%
48%
Germany
1,436 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
1,392 votes
53%
47%
Netherlands
1,372 votes
60%
40%
Ireland
921 votes
56%
44%
Sweden
908 votes
53%
47%
Norway
775 votes
53%
47%
Singapore
699 votes
53%
47%
Denmark
544 votes
55%
45%
Mexico
496 votes
58%
42%
France
462 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
459 votes
55%
45%
Philippines
445 votes
57%
43%
Portugal
436 votes
53%
47%
South Africa
435 votes
53%
47%
Romania
407 votes
58%
42%
Finland
402 votes
53%
47%
India
313 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
272 votes
53%
47%
Saudi Arabia
272 votes
52%
48%
Brazil
267 votes
57%
43%
Malaysia
249 votes
64%
36%
Belgium
246 votes
60%
40%
Europe
245 votes
49%
51%
Croatia
238 votes
52%
48%
Spain
220 votes
65%
35%
Serbia
214 votes
57%
43%
Israel
212 votes
53%
47%
Greece
210 votes
58%
42%
Switzerland
196 votes
58%
42%
Austria
191 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
186 votes
55%
45%
Slovenia
173 votes
62%
38%
Puerto Rico
167 votes
51%
49%
Turkey
152 votes
53%
47%
Italy
150 votes
55%
45%
China
145 votes
57%
43%
Poland
142 votes
67%
33%
Bulgaria
139 votes
51%
49%
Japan
136 votes
53%
47%
Czech Republic
132 votes
56%
44%
Hungary
121 votes
69%
31%
Estonia
116 votes
59%
41%
Iceland
113 votes
42%
58%
Egypt
111 votes
51%
49%
Thailand
107 votes
51%
49%
Argentina
101 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
101 votes
58%
42%
Lithuania
100 votes
55%
45%
Qatar
96 votes
49%
51%
South Korea
95 votes
53%
47%
Kuwait
94 votes
56%
44%
Russian Federation
79 votes
53%
47%
Jordan
74 votes
72%
28%
Pakistan
71 votes
54%
46%
Slovakia
69 votes
58%
42%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
61 votes
61%
39%
Jamaica
59 votes
63%
37%
Cyprus
58 votes
60%
40%
Macedonia
57 votes
60%
40%
Dominican Republic
56 votes
64%
36%
Latvia
55 votes
65%
35%
Costa Rica
54 votes
67%
33%
Chile
54 votes
43%
57%
Panama
52 votes
62%
38%
Bahamas
50 votes
56%
44%
Malta
48 votes
63%
37%
Anonymous Proxy
48 votes
54%
46%
Venezuela
47 votes
64%
36%
Albania
47 votes
60%
40%
Lebanon
47 votes
47%
53%
Vietnam
46 votes
59%
41%
Taiwan
45 votes
64%
36%
Trinidad and Tobago
42 votes
71%
29%
Kenya
41 votes
61%
39%
Morocco
41 votes
54%
46%
Guam
40 votes
53%
47%
Bahrain
37 votes
46%
54%
Seychelles
35 votes
54%
46%
Luxembourg
32 votes
66%
34%
Ukraine
29 votes
62%
38%
Oman
27 votes
56%
44%
Isle of Man
26 votes
50%
50%
Honduras
25 votes
52%
48%
Brunei Darussalam
25 votes
60%
40%
Tunisia
25 votes
48%
52%
Netherlands Antilles
23 votes
48%
52%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
22 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
21 votes
71%
29%
Ecuador
21 votes
71%
29%
Jersey
20 votes
40%
60%
Mauritius
20 votes
70%
30%
Sri Lanka
19 votes
53%
47%
Bangladesh
18 votes
56%
44%
Georgia
17 votes
65%
35%
Barbados
17 votes
47%
53%
Nigeria
16 votes
38%
62%
Faroe Islands
16 votes
31%
69%
Peru
16 votes
31%
69%
Algeria
15 votes
60%
40%
Bolivia
14 votes
57%
43%
Uruguay
14 votes
79%
21%
Bermuda
14 votes
57%
43%
Iraq
13 votes
46%
54%
Cayman Islands
13 votes
38%
62%
El Salvador
13 votes
62%
38%
Maldives
13 votes
69%
31%
Gibraltar
12 votes
58%
42%
Guernsey
12 votes
33%
67%
Nepal
12 votes
75%
25%
Aruba
12 votes
75%
25%
Mariana Islands
12 votes
58%
42%
Mongolia
11 votes
36%
64%
Cambodia
11 votes
64%
36%
Montenegro
10 votes
30%
70%
Belize
10 votes
70%
30%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
10 votes
60%
40%
Palestinian Territory
9 votes
44%
56%
Paraguay
9 votes
78%
22%
Ghana
8 votes
63%
37%
Suriname
8 votes
63%
37%
Antigua and Barbuda
8 votes
25%
75%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
7 votes
71%
29%
Syrian Arab Republic
7 votes
57%
43%
Azerbaijan
6 votes
67%
33%
Guyana
6 votes
83%
17%
Namibia
6 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Macau
6 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
6 votes
50%
50%
Nicaragua
5 votes
100%
Haiti
5 votes
20%
80%
Moldova, Republic of
5 votes
60%
40%
Myanmar
5 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
4 votes
50%
50%
Sudan
4 votes
75%
25%
Aland Islands
4 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
4 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Angola
4 votes
100%
Yemen
4 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Reunion
3 votes
33%
67%
Botswana
3 votes
33%
67%
Belarus
3 votes
67%
33%
Zimbabwe
3 votes
33%
67%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
2 votes
100%
New Caledonia
2 votes
100%
Satellite Provider
2 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Andorra
2 votes
100%
Fiji
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Vanuatu
2 votes
100%
Dominica
2 votes
50%
50%
Armenia
2 votes
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Grenada
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Montserrat
1 vote
100%
Virgin Islands, British
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Liechtenstein
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +1051
    guest from United States
    Let the public humiliation of our political leaders BEGIN
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    2 years ago
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    stevenl MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    NOOO! I thought it said FLESHlight hands!!
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    11 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Lapponia, Finland
    EXO-L's? Baekhyun, anyone?
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    1 day ago
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    Ghosts_Clan MaleBronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    pic on right = ka mai ha mai ha!!
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    3 days ago
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    guest Bronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    My enemy's will suffer my fart control
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    4 days ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Flashlight hands are VERY useful,haven't you guys ever saw movies wear they needed light but they didn't have it?
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    5 days ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Damn, I thought it said fleshlight hand!
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    6 days ago
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    XxQuestionAnswersxX FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Hehe class is going to be fun if that was real
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Embarrass ppl I hate
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    1 week ago
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    guest from United States
    Obviously! My phone has a flashlight but it can't make other people fart.
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    1 week ago
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    jakep3 MaleBronze Medal from Western Australia, Australia
    I want to change my answer
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I could make my nemesis fart when she is taking to my crush or the coolest kid in school or............
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    1 week ago
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    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    What the hell? Weirdest powers ever haha! But I would choose flashlight hands so idk lol
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    funny pic
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Jason
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Both are sooooo good.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Haha this question is so weird
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Both powers are really stupid
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    i could make my best class mates get humiliated ! YES !!! why does this not exist ?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Manila, Philippines
    depends, can you control how much light you give off with the Flashlight hands
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I didn't think this through...
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Ike78481 MaleGold Medal from Illinois, United States
    Both
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Lol
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Vocalover Bronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Make Obama fart make my teachers fart. Oh the possibilities
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    LOL TEACHERS GET READY
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I would love too blind people
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I For raves
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Totally better!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I would make others fart just as I fart so that theirs would be louder and cover up mine. #wasntme #itwashim
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Why not make Obama pay
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Eew
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I'd make all the mean prissy girls at school cart constantly
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i could embaress all my rivals at public events
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Thats badass
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I would embarres the people i hate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    FUNNY
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    lol i would make my teachers fart like crazy so they would be too busy saying excuse me too gimme work
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Both of these options suck
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    both r amazing
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    1 month ago
    ico
    kikic FemaleBronze Medal from Skane Lan, Sweden
    Omg pls (⊙ω⊙)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    XD Let the embarrassment war begin XD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    President is giving a speech PHHHTTTTTTTT
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    1 month ago
    ico
    MemesForTheWin MaleGold Medal from South Africa
    Lol Stevan
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    WHOA, MIND BLOWING
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    the funny moments
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom
    Everyone who clicked the first one are spoilsports
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    ITS MAKING ME DIE FROM HAPPINESS XD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom
    Ok here comes the newest yet most hilarious cause of pollution!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    i am number 4
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Think of all the dates I can ruin.....
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    OOOOH YEEES
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    i can make my worst enemy fart in front of everyone so they will laugh at her
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    weeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeooo
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    OH KEEEEVIN....
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Slovenia
    Wtf
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    wrong one sorry
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    1,000,000 Watt output = BURN THROUGH STEAL MADAFAKAS
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    1 month ago
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    finnc MaleSilver Medal from Leeds, United Kingdom
    You could be a boss with the fart powers
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Mostly cuz the other one was just....ew
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    let the embarrasment bigen for you retard friend
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    all im hearing is strobe party
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Canada
    Iron man
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    LOL
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    2 months ago
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    ryryrulesrock FemaleGold Medal from Wyoming, United States
    That would be HILARIOUS!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    That's what a torch is for!! Some people have no sense of humour!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alsace, France
    LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL! (I am cruel)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm scared of the dark so I win
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    I am afraid of dark
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Texas, United States
    Oh yes. Make my arch enemy fart at the beginning of each sentence. "Okay the answer to question 10 is-" *pfft*
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Obama: blah blah blah political stuff *FART*
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    Humiliate all my enemies.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    -toot- woooooosh- it was him
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Flashlight hands! But I have to say farting is funny but that means everyone should think your weird and need farting surgery!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Im scared of the dark and i am 12
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Canada
    lol that would be funny
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Ireland
    I am number 4 sooo......
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Making others Fart is torture to myself
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    2 months ago
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    camowen09 MaleBronze Medal from Dudley, United Kingdom
    I would use it on my teachers and watch the expression on their shocked and embarrassed faces. lol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    And I'm make my least favorite person fart all class long.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Eventually making other people fart would no longer be funnier. Plus flash light hands are practical.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    it's like the Death Note of farting.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    it would b the farting apocalypse
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    chose wrong one im afraid of the dark
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    Flashlight hands would freak people out
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    I wouldn't consider these superpowers....
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    3 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    The farts would most likely stink...
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Fart on command? Who made this question
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Derby, United Kingdom
    im scared of the dark so :)
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    3 months ago
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    Hydar MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Victoria, Australia
    Let's make the president fart
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    Great for pranking when everyone is unknown of your superpower ;)
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    3 months ago
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    ManyThingsNot2Do FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    xD I HAVE THE POWER TO EMBARESS POPULAR PEOPLE
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    You can turn of flash lights great for a croud shine and walk blind as you go
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Omg
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    LLLLOOOOLLLL PIK ON DA RITE;)
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    At night i will patrol the streets and catch criminals
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    3 months ago
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    Flyingmintbunny16 FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Hell yes. Make my mortal enemy fart in the middle of his job interview.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Dat would be so epic!
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Satan has got into my thoughts.. BUAHAHAHA
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    What an odd question. O_0 I like this face cause it kind of looks 3D.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    I'll be able to light up anyone's world with these.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Fart on command + enemies first date = Revenge
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    BEST PICTURE EVER
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    i can lie to ppl and say i can heal and when they get hurt i will hand them a band aid and walk away
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Haha, I'd love to see people fart. If I had flashlight hands, I would probably shine them in my eyes if I need to rub them or if you have glasses, take them off. I don't like being blind!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    i shall embarrass the sh*t out of people
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    annoy the crap out of people
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    i no longer fear the dark
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Redbridge, United Kingdom
    You could make your enemy fart whenever he tries to flirt or be cool
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    4 months ago
    ico
    meatyfan53 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Iowa, United States
    OOPPS my crush just got farted on by her boyfriend
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    4 months ago
    ico
    These are both ridiculous
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    4 months ago
    ico
    giannaj FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    lololol
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    4 months ago
    ico
    oddreeelizabeth Bronze Medal from Maine, United States
    WFT you guys?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Flashlight hands??? REALLY?!?!?!
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Here comes the punishment of your enimies
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    4 months ago
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    EricShin MaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    YEHES
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    4 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    e.t
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I would make Justin Beiber fart on stage
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Do do do do flush light hands
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    4 months ago
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    lexig Female from Texas, United States
    I don't understand how either of these are superpowers!! Lol
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    4 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    wow yall nasty
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wigan, United Kingdom
    It'd come in handy when dealing with bullies lol
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    4 months ago
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    I regret my decision. Make the assholes burn!
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    4 months ago
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    Frankie Gold MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    Saves money.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    Tingtangtullio Gold MedalBlue Star from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    ...Illuuuminate!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    farting destroys the ozone
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol humiliation
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Flashlight hands duhhh. What's the point of #2?
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    musoclover FemaleBronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    only for the laughs though.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    so much funny
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    I'm coming for you Obama :T
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    alm MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    I'd make evry1 in the room fart @ the exact same time
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    that blows
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    I meant fart on command
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    millions of money for becoming a fake priest hell yeahy
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Have you heard of a flashlight on ur phone
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    guest from Austria
    middle of exams....here i come!!!
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I should've picked the other one. Then, I can go around going: HAND FART KILL!!!
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    Scarecrow113 MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Virginia, United States
    I WILL RULE THE WORLD
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    guest from the United States
    I could flash light into my sisters eyes on demand
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    Matryoshka FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    If I saw a sl*t sitting on a guy's lap I could use it on her. :3
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    LOL I can get revenge and Embarass anyone
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    cause if your in the woods....... SLENDERMAN
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    guest Silver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    this would get me out if soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many situations
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    yes and it has begun >:)
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I could be the closest thing to iron man.
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    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    can i control them? :v
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    flashlight hands....wut.
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Sookie Stackhouses MICROWAVE FINGERS. But seriously, the farting thing is prety awesome.
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    guest from Plymouth, United Kingdom
    Let the hilarity begin
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Lol it'll be the funniest thing ever
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    I would make my enemy fart right in front if her/his crush >:D
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Can you turn the power off?
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    guest from the United States
    it would be funny to make people fart and you do have flowing hands your not god or an angle.
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I'd be like Jesus if he was White
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I am extremely afraid of the dark...
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    guest from New York, United States
    The ultimate cockblock
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    guest from Utah, United States
    My worst enemy would embarass themselves... MUHAHAHAHAHA
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    no scary terrorist or dictator would be taken seriously. i would save millions
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I would use that power for all the people I hate. That would make school so much more enjoyable. :P
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    guest from Texas, United States
    LOL
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'd make my enemy fart
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    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    at first I read fleshlight hands and got exited
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    SeoulSweetie FemaleBronze Medal from the United Kingdom
    Scared of darkness....
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Let's make our enemy fart in front of public.....
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Trollololloll
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Do it at a wedding lol
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I can make the teachers fart
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    guest Bronze Medal from Virginia, United States
    Get me a bucket and a some strong sunglasses
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    guest from the United States
    i would make so many people embarass themselves by farting all the time. it didnt say i had the powers to fart on command
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    guest from New York, United States
    wtf 47% of you are nasty
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    kelliy FemaleSilver Medal from New Jersey, United States
    forever hilarious
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    guest from Australia
    How is this even on the homepage
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    guest from Sarawak, Malaysia
    No.2 sounds awesome
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Yep best power ever
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    guest from California, United States
    Make the douche bags in my class fart
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    guest from Lisboa, Portugal
    i hate a biicth, it farts
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    jacobd5 MaleSilver Medal from Montana, United States
    May the awkward COMMENCE!
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    guest from Washington, United States
    these will probably help if ur lost at night in the forest w/ slendy
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    léav FemaleBronze Medal from Australian Capital, Australia
    dont ask your crush out around me...
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    guest from Canada
    Troll!
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    guest from Salford, United Kingdom
    Miley Cyrus is about to DIE from embarrassment, should never of twerked!!!!
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    guest from California, United States
    lol iron man without the suit
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    guest from New York, United States
    im afraid of the dark
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Hm 2nd choice seemed lame.
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    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    who would want flashlight hands?
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    guest from the United States
    Why would you want flashlight hands? We have flashlights on our phones. You can't make someone fart on command with your phone!
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    I would TOTALLY prank my friends
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    guest from Hong Kong
    The other
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I am Iron Man
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    guest from Oslo, Norway
    My enemies will pay for what they have done. Slowly and humiliating.
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Flashlight hands can save my life one day so yeah
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    guest from Canada
    I will destroy peoples lives
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Embarrass the people I hate at anytime I want...sign me up
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    You can blind people with your hands
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    JoTheQueen FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    OBAMA gives some speech on TV...you know.
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    TheMiaEllis FemaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    LOL imagining my ex farting on his girlfriend!!!