Which super power would you rather have? (By guest FemaleSilver TrophyGold Crown 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,155 votes
50.2%
49.8%
Girls
1,910 votes
59.6%
40.4%
Unknowns
151,088 votes
52.43%
47.57%

Votes by country map view

United States
94,079 votes
52%
48%
United Kingdom
14,053 votes
52%
48%
Australia
9,732 votes
52%
48%
Canada
8,576 votes
54%
46%
Unknown
6,102 votes
52%
48%
Germany
1,507 votes
63%
37%
Netherlands
1,476 votes
59%
41%
New Zealand
1,460 votes
52%
48%
Sweden
1,033 votes
53%
47%
Ireland
1,015 votes
55%
45%
Norway
837 votes
53%
47%
Singapore
753 votes
52%
48%
Denmark
612 votes
55%
45%
Mexico
545 votes
58%
42%
France
513 votes
62%
38%
United Arab Emirates
492 votes
55%
45%
Philippines
481 votes
57%
43%
Portugal
451 votes
54%
46%
Finland
446 votes
52%
48%
South Africa
443 votes
53%
47%
Romania
435 votes
57%
43%
India
339 votes
58%
42%
Europe
310 votes
50%
50%
Hong Kong
290 votes
52%
48%
Brazil
280 votes
57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
280 votes
52%
48%
Belgium
269 votes
61%
39%
Croatia
263 votes
52%
48%
Malaysia
260 votes
64%
36%
Israel
237 votes
53%
47%
Spain
235 votes
63%
37%
Serbia
233 votes
58%
42%
Greece
227 votes
57%
43%
Switzerland
208 votes
58%
42%
Indonesia
207 votes
57%
43%
Austria
205 votes
62%
38%
Slovenia
186 votes
61%
39%
Puerto Rico
172 votes
51%
49%
Turkey
165 votes
55%
45%
Poland
159 votes
65%
35%
Italy
153 votes
55%
45%
Bulgaria
152 votes
49%
51%
Czech Republic
147 votes
56%
44%
China
145 votes
57%
43%
Japan
145 votes
54%
46%
Hungary
138 votes
64%
36%
Estonia
128 votes
60%
40%
Iceland
127 votes
44%
56%
Thailand
124 votes
54%
46%
Egypt
121 votes
52%
48%
Colombia
110 votes
56%
44%
Kuwait
106 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
106 votes
58%
42%
Qatar
106 votes
48%
52%
Argentina
105 votes
63%
37%
South Korea
99 votes
52%
48%
Russian Federation
84 votes
51%
49%
Jordan
80 votes
71%
29%
Slovakia
77 votes
57%
43%
Pakistan
77 votes
55%
45%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
68 votes
60%
40%
Latvia
68 votes
62%
38%
Jamaica
62 votes
63%
37%
Macedonia
62 votes
55%
45%
Cyprus
62 votes
60%
40%
Dominican Republic
60 votes
65%
35%
Costa Rica
59 votes
63%
37%
Chile
56 votes
43%
57%
Panama
55 votes
62%
38%
Bahamas
52 votes
56%
44%
Albania
52 votes
60%
40%
Vietnam
52 votes
58%
42%
Anonymous Proxy
50 votes
54%
46%
Malta
50 votes
64%
36%
Lebanon
49 votes
47%
53%
Venezuela
49 votes
61%
39%
Taiwan
46 votes
65%
35%
Trinidad and Tobago
46 votes
74%
26%
Morocco
44 votes
52%
48%
Kenya
43 votes
63%
37%
Seychelles
40 votes
55%
45%
Guam
40 votes
53%
47%
Bahrain
38 votes
47%
53%
Ukraine
34 votes
62%
38%
Luxembourg
32 votes
66%
34%
Tunisia
28 votes
50%
50%
Oman
28 votes
54%
46%
Brunei Darussalam
27 votes
56%
44%
Isle of Man
27 votes
52%
48%
Honduras
25 votes
52%
48%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
24 votes
63%
37%
Jersey
24 votes
46%
54%
Netherlands Antilles
24 votes
50%
50%
Guatemala
23 votes
65%
35%
Bangladesh
22 votes
50%
50%
Ecuador
22 votes
68%
32%
Mauritius
21 votes
67%
33%
Sri Lanka
20 votes
55%
45%
Barbados
20 votes
50%
50%
Faroe Islands
19 votes
37%
63%
Uruguay
18 votes
72%
28%
Maldives
18 votes
72%
28%
Algeria
17 votes
65%
35%
Bermuda
17 votes
53%
47%
Georgia
17 votes
65%
35%
Nigeria
16 votes
38%
62%
Peru
16 votes
31%
69%
El Salvador
15 votes
60%
40%
Bolivia
14 votes
57%
43%
Cambodia
14 votes
71%
29%
Guernsey
14 votes
43%
57%
Aruba
14 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
14 votes
36%
64%
Mariana Islands
13 votes
62%
38%
Iraq
13 votes
46%
54%
Nepal
12 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
12 votes
58%
42%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
58%
42%
Mongolia
11 votes
36%
64%
Belize
10 votes
70%
30%
Montenegro
10 votes
30%
70%
Palestinian Territory
9 votes
44%
56%
Paraguay
9 votes
78%
22%
Antigua and Barbuda
9 votes
22%
78%
Suriname
9 votes
67%
33%
Ghana
8 votes
63%
37%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Asia/Pacific Region
8 votes
63%
37%
Syrian Arab Republic
7 votes
57%
43%
Kazakhstan
7 votes
71%
29%
Tanzania, United Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Myanmar
6 votes
83%
17%
Macau
6 votes
67%
33%
Azerbaijan
6 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
6 votes
50%
50%
Senegal
6 votes
50%
50%
Guyana
6 votes
83%
17%
Namibia
6 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
5 votes
60%
40%
Nicaragua
5 votes
100%
Armenia
5 votes
40%
60%
Haiti
5 votes
20%
80%
Aland Islands
4 votes
75%
25%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
4 votes
50%
50%
Yemen
4 votes
50%
50%
Sudan
4 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
50%
50%
Angola
4 votes
100%
Afghanistan
4 votes
50%
50%
Mozambique
4 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
4 votes
25%
75%
Botswana
3 votes
33%
67%
Reunion
3 votes
33%
67%
Belarus
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
3 votes
100%
Andorra
2 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
100%
New Caledonia
2 votes
100%
Satellite Provider
2 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
2 votes
50%
50%
Fiji
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
2 votes
50%
50%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Grenada
1 vote
100%
Liechtenstein
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Montserrat
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +1101
    guest from United States
    Let the public humiliation of our political leaders BEGIN
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    2 years ago
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    stevenl MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    NOOO! I thought it said FLESHlight hands!!
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    39 minutes ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I laughed so hard
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    1 day ago
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    guest from Ireland
    So, either blind people or disgrace them...
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    1 day ago
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    guest from Ireland
    Well, this is a tad more original than either flying or teleportation
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    2 days ago
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    MrDongers Bronze Medal from Georgia, United States
    flashlight hands is the name of my new band
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    2 days ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    TROLLLOOOLOOO
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    2 days ago
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    Besavage4me MaleSilver Medal from Illinois, United States
    Lol, but seriously, never be caught in the dark again. intruder at the door, BLIND THEM! Scary monsters under your bed? BLIND THEM
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    6 days ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Seriously, 53% want flashlight hands!?
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Time to humiliate the republican revolution
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    1 week ago
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    soccer_love89 FemaleBronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    FLASHLIGHT HANDS LIKE A WINNER!!!!!!!
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    that's so dirty WTF
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    I could win every fight I get in
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Hong Kong
    Obama will become really gassy... Just saying
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    1 week ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Revenge is sweet
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Lol
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    More useful. The other one is just for fun. It is unecissary
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Switzerland
    That would be so funny :) i would let all people fart that i hate :D
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    Humiliating people here I com
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I would flash people either way
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Enemy*
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Who know how much I could embarasse my enimy
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    BLINDNESSSSS!!!!!
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    flash light hands so i can say "i am ET!"
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I won't be scared in the dark anymore:)
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Fart now
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Only because of the picture
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    it will cover when your going to fart
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Lapponia, Finland
    EXO-L's? Baekhyun, anyone?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    pic on right = ka mai ha mai ha!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    My enemy's will suffer my fart control
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Flashlight hands are VERY useful,haven't you guys ever saw movies wear they needed light but they didn't have it?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Damn, I thought it said fleshlight hand!
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    1 month ago
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    XxQuestionAnswersxX FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Hehe class is going to be fun if that was real
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Embarrass ppl I hate
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    1 month ago
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    guest from United States
    Obviously! My phone has a flashlight but it can't make other people fart.
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    1 month ago
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    jakep3 MaleBronze Medal from Western Australia, Australia
    I want to change my answer
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I could make my nemesis fart when she is taking to my crush or the coolest kid in school or............
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    1 month ago
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    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    What the hell? Weirdest powers ever haha! But I would choose flashlight hands so idk lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    funny pic
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Jason
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Both are sooooo good.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Haha this question is so weird
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Both powers are really stupid
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    1 month ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    i could make my best class mates get humiliated ! YES !!! why does this not exist ?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Manila, Philippines
    depends, can you control how much light you give off with the Flashlight hands
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    I didn't think this through...
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    1 month ago
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    Ike78481 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Illinois, United States
    Both
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Vocalover Bronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Make Obama fart make my teachers fart. Oh the possibilities
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    LOL TEACHERS GET READY
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I would love too blind people
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I For raves
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Totally better!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I would make others fart just as I fart so that theirs would be louder and cover up mine. #wasntme #itwashim
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Why not make Obama pay
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Eew
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I'd make all the mean prissy girls at school cart constantly
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i could embaress all my rivals at public events
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Thats badass
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I would embarres the people i hate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    FUNNY
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    lol i would make my teachers fart like crazy so they would be too busy saying excuse me too gimme work
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Both of these options suck
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    both r amazing
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    2 months ago
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    kikic FemaleBronze Medal from Skane Lan, Sweden
    Omg pls (⊙ω⊙)
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    XD Let the embarrassment war begin XD
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    President is giving a speech PHHHTTTTTTTT
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Lol Stevan
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    WHOA, MIND BLOWING
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    the funny moments
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom
    Everyone who clicked the first one are spoilsports
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    ITS MAKING ME DIE FROM HAPPINESS XD
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom
    Ok here comes the newest yet most hilarious cause of pollution!
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    i am number 4
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Think of all the dates I can ruin.....
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    OOOOH YEEES
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    i can make my worst enemy fart in front of everyone so they will laugh at her
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    weeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeoooeeeooo
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    OH KEEEEVIN....
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Slovenia
    Wtf
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    wrong one sorry
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    1,000,000 Watt output = BURN THROUGH STEAL MADAFAKAS
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    2 months ago
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    finnc MaleSilver Medal from Leeds, United Kingdom
    You could be a boss with the fart powers
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Mostly cuz the other one was just....ew
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    let the embarrasment bigen for you retard friend
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    all im hearing is strobe party
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Canada
    Iron man
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    LOL
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    3 months ago
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    ryryrulesrock FemaleGold Medal from Wyoming, United States
    That would be HILARIOUS!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    That's what a torch is for!! Some people have no sense of humour!
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Alsace, France
    LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL! (I am cruel)
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    I'm scared of the dark so I win
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    I am afraid of dark
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    3 months ago
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    guest Silver Medal from Texas, United States
    Oh yes. Make my arch enemy fart at the beginning of each sentence. "Okay the answer to question 10 is-" *pfft*
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Obama: blah blah blah political stuff *FART*
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    Humiliate all my enemies.
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    3 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    -toot- woooooosh- it was him
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Flashlight hands! But I have to say farting is funny but that means everyone should think your weird and need farting surgery!
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    3 months ago
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Im scared of the dark and i am 12
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Canada
    lol that would be funny
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Ireland
    I am number 4 sooo......
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    3 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Making others Fart is torture to myself
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    3 months ago
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    camowen09 MaleBronze Medal from Dudley, United Kingdom
    I would use it on my teachers and watch the expression on their shocked and embarrassed faces. lol
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    And I'm make my least favorite person fart all class long.
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Eventually making other people fart would no longer be funnier. Plus flash light hands are practical.
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    3 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    it's like the Death Note of farting.
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    it would b the farting apocalypse
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    4 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    chose wrong one im afraid of the dark
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    4 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    Flashlight hands would freak people out
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    4 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    I wouldn't consider these superpowers....
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    4 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    The farts would most likely stink...
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Fart on command? Who made this question
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Derby, United Kingdom
    im scared of the dark so :)
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    4 months ago
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    Hydar MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Victoria, Australia
    Let's make the president fart
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    Great for pranking when everyone is unknown of your superpower ;)
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    ManyThingsNot2Do FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    xD I HAVE THE POWER TO EMBARESS POPULAR PEOPLE
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    You can turn of flash lights great for a croud shine and walk blind as you go
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Omg
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    4 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    LLLLOOOOLLLL PIK ON DA RITE;)
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    At night i will patrol the streets and catch criminals
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    Flyingmintbunny16 FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Hell yes. Make my mortal enemy fart in the middle of his job interview.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    Dat would be so epic!
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Satan has got into my thoughts.. BUAHAHAHA
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    4 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    What an odd question. O_0 I like this face cause it kind of looks 3D.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    I'll be able to light up anyone's world with these.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Fart on command + enemies first date = Revenge
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    BEST PICTURE EVER
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    guest from the United States
    i can lie to ppl and say i can heal and when they get hurt i will hand them a band aid and walk away
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Haha, I'd love to see people fart. If I had flashlight hands, I would probably shine them in my eyes if I need to rub them or if you have glasses, take them off. I don't like being blind!
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    guest from New York, United States
    i shall embarrass the sh*t out of people
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    annoy the crap out of people
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    guest from the United States
    i no longer fear the dark
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    guest from Redbridge, United Kingdom
    You could make your enemy fart whenever he tries to flirt or be cool
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    meatyfan53 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Iowa, United States
    OOPPS my crush just got farted on by her boyfriend
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    ico
    These are both ridiculous
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    giannaj FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    lololol
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    oddreeelizabeth Bronze Medal from Maine, United States
    WFT you guys?
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Flashlight hands??? REALLY?!?!?!
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Here comes the punishment of your enimies
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    EricShin MaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    YEHES
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    e.t
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I would make Justin Beiber fart on stage
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Do do do do flush light hands
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    lexig Female from Texas, United States
    I don't understand how either of these are superpowers!! Lol
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    guest from the United States
    wow yall nasty
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    guest from Wigan, United Kingdom
    It'd come in handy when dealing with bullies lol
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    I regret my decision. Make the assholes burn!
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    Frankie Gold MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    Saves money.
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    Tingtangtullio Gold MedalBlue Star from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    ...Illuuuminate!
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    guest from the United States
    farting destroys the ozone
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    guest from California, United States
    Lol humiliation
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Flashlight hands duhhh. What's the point of #2?
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    musoclover FemaleBronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    only for the laughs though.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    so much funny
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    I'm coming for you Obama :T
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    alm MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    I'd make evry1 in the room fart @ the exact same time
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    that blows
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    I meant fart on command
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    millions of money for becoming a fake priest hell yeahy
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Have you heard of a flashlight on ur phone
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    guest from Austria
    middle of exams....here i come!!!
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I should've picked the other one. Then, I can go around going: HAND FART KILL!!!
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    Scarecrow113 MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Virginia, United States
    I WILL RULE THE WORLD
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    guest from the United States
    I could flash light into my sisters eyes on demand
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    Matryoshka FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    If I saw a sl*t sitting on a guy's lap I could use it on her. :3
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    LOL I can get revenge and Embarass anyone
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    cause if your in the woods....... SLENDERMAN
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    guest Silver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    this would get me out if soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many situations
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    yes and it has begun >:)
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I could be the closest thing to iron man.
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    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    can i control them? :v
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    flashlight hands....wut.
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Sookie Stackhouses MICROWAVE FINGERS. But seriously, the farting thing is prety awesome.
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    guest from Plymouth, United Kingdom
    Let the hilarity begin
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Lol it'll be the funniest thing ever
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    I would make my enemy fart right in front if her/his crush >:D
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Can you turn the power off?
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    guest from the United States
    it would be funny to make people fart and you do have flowing hands your not god or an angle.
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I'd be like Jesus if he was White
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I am extremely afraid of the dark...
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    guest from New York, United States
    The ultimate cockblock
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    guest from Utah, United States
    My worst enemy would embarass themselves... MUHAHAHAHAHA
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    no scary terrorist or dictator would be taken seriously. i would save millions
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I would use that power for all the people I hate. That would make school so much more enjoyable. :P
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    guest from Texas, United States
    LOL
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'd make my enemy fart
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    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    at first I read fleshlight hands and got exited
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    SeoulSweetie FemaleBronze Medal from the United Kingdom
    Scared of darkness....
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Let's make our enemy fart in front of public.....
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Trollololloll
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Do it at a wedding lol
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I can make the teachers fart
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    guest Bronze Medal from Virginia, United States
    Get me a bucket and a some strong sunglasses
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    guest from the United States
    i would make so many people embarass themselves by farting all the time. it didnt say i had the powers to fart on command
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    guest from New York, United States
    wtf 47% of you are nasty
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    kelliy FemaleSilver Medal from New Jersey, United States
    forever hilarious