Would you rather be short and ginger? or a fat nerd??

Would you rather be 1 year ago

short and ginger?

OR

60,182 votes
706 comments

a fat nerd?

people, hair, health

Guys
938 votes

62.6%

37.4%

Girls
868 votes

82.1%

17.9%

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71%

29%

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United Kingdom
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Australia
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Germany
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Netherlands
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New Zealand
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Norway
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58%

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Ireland
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69%

31%

Sweden
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62%

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France
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70%

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Portugal
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Denmark
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Mexico
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Brazil
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Romania
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United Arab Emirates
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Spain
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Belgium
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South Africa
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Hong Kong
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Saudi Arabia
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Malaysia
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China
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India
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Israel
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Italy
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Croatia
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Serbia
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Japan
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Turkey
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South Korea
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Thailand
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Argentina
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Russian Federation
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Qatar
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Hungary
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Pakistan
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Malta
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Panama
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Cyprus
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Costa Rica
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Chile
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Taiwan
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Macedonia
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Morocco
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Guam
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Bahrain
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Jersey
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Luxembourg
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Venezuela
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Bahamas
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Isle of Man
12 votes

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Trinidad and Tobago
11 votes

91%

Vietnam
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Honduras
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Iran, Islamic Republic of
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Guatemala
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Peru
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Ukraine
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Kenya
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Brunei Darussalam
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Bangladesh
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Kazakhstan
3 votes

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Antigua and Barbuda
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Uganda
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Ghana
2 votes

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Belize
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Virgin Islands, British
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Suriname
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Angola
1 vote

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Mozambique
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 year ago:

again losing fat is easier then gaining a soul
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morikahjo Female Silver Medal Super Star from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

Red hair is BEAUTIFUL!!! And short people are cute too!
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 day ago:

Short is awesome!!!
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guest from Texas, United States 1 day ago:

The only reason I picked fat was because I don't want to be short.
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guest from California, United States 1 day ago:

If I'm a fat nerd, at least I have a soul.
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guest from Connecticut, United States 3 days ago:

Hard one
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guest from New Jersey, United States 3 days ago:

This SUCKS I'm already a ginger and a total nerd. CAN"T WIN!!!
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guest from Renfrewshire, United Kingdom 3 days ago:

I know a short ginger... He is an arsehole
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guest from Utah, United States 5 days ago:

Gingers are awesome.
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guest from Mississippi, United States 6 days ago:

Screw everyone saying anything about a soul, everyone has one...
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Drewhf Bronze Medal from Colorado, United States 6 days ago:

When was the last time you say a fat nerd lose weight?
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guest from Wolverhampton, United Kingdom 1 week ago:

You can't get your soul back if you pick ginger...
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guest from Arizona, United States 1 week ago:

love the south park pic you could die your hare
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guest from the United Kingdom 1 week ago:

I'll rather be anything but fat.
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 week ago:

I'm a short ginger..:/
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Hero Female Silver Medal from Georgia, United States 1 week ago:

What's wrong with being petite and ginger?
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 week ago:

I'm a ginger. :D
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guest from New York, United States 1 week ago:

at least I would have a soul
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Itsme Silver Medal from Alberta, Canada 1 week ago:

Dye your hair, first of all.
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guest from the United States 1 week ago:

I have red hair but I'm 6'1
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guest from Florida, United States 2 weeks ago:

GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL but still i choose them ^^
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 weeks ago:

I will not be fat
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 weeks ago:

I would head butt beapole in the nads. god can't catch me, i have no soul.
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captainkittysticks Female Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States 2 weeks ago:

Already short and ginger. And cute as hell.
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guest from Florida, United States 2 weeks ago:

my best friend is a short ginger and i have a crush on him so ha in your faces
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guest from Quebec, Canada 2 weeks ago:

You can always lose weight but I should have picked ginger cause Ron Weasly
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guest from Virginia, United States 3 weeks ago:

I am short and ginger but I'm a girl and YOU PEOPLE NEED TO STOP SAYING GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL BECAUE I HAVE A SOUL
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guest from Arizona, United States 3 weeks ago:

i am a short ginger nerd!
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Kenneth from Nevada, United States 3 weeks ago:

I'm one and i freaking LOVE it... Ain't nobody got hair like mine! XD
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Kenneth from Nevada, United States 3 weeks ago:

WTF IS WRONG WITH BEING A REDHEAD??? D:
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guest from Nevada, United States 3 weeks ago:

WTF IS WRONG WITH BEING A RED HEAD??? D:
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Tberr Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:

i am already a fat nerd. i just accepted myself. so overall i won.
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guest from Oost-Vlaanderen, Belgium 3 weeks ago:

You can't cure being short.
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guest from California, United States 3 weeks ago:

Im already a fat nerd
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 3 weeks ago:

be ginger! i luv red hair
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guest from Maryland, United States 3 weeks ago:

Gingers FTW
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guest from Georgia, United States 3 weeks ago:

Gingers are cool... Dang it, South Park.
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MegaT2R Bronze Medal from Beyrouth, Lebanon 3 weeks ago:

Gingers are trolled all over the world ...
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guest from Michigan, United States 3 weeks ago:

GINGER HAS SOUL
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guest from Ohio, United States 4 weeks ago:

my friend is a short ginger and she has a soul >:0
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guest from Warrington, United Kingdom 4 weeks ago:

already am a fat nerd lol
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guest from Missouri, United States 4 weeks ago:

I can lose weight, but I rather not be a ginger since I'm already short
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mm61675 Silver Medal from Maryland, United States 4 weeks ago:

gingers suck!!!
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Duster38 Bronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:

Hell no, I would rather die than be a ginger. :P
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

That fat picture is me all the damn time XD
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

I am Short and ginger
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guest from Newtownabbey, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Has anyone with brown hair ever noticed that its the same colour as poo
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guest from Newtownabbey, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Why are people so anti-ginger..
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

I'm a tall ginger right now so this really is not hard
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

I'm already a fat nerd, so...
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guest from Gateshead, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

None *
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guest from Gateshead, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Ummm nine
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guest from Utah, United States 1 month ago:

change your hait color :P
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guest from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 1 month ago:

I already am a fat nerd. And I'm short. And ginger.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

LOLOLOLOL I am a short ginger!
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guest from Nottingham, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Erm kinda both...
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fuckyeahbookowl Silver Medal from Angeles, Philippines 1 month ago:

I'd rather be a cool Weasley than be a nerdy Dursley. :D
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

Gingers are awesome
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Klala Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:

I'm a girl, and girl gingers are so cute!
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edwardl Male Bronze Medal from Leicester, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

you could dye you're hair and get a soul
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guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

a obliviously
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

I'm already short, a ginger and a nerd! Win!
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guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:

Rorschach's Journal
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

This is stupid
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ThunderBolt Bronze Medal from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

Lose weight
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Already short, that hair color is awesome
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guest from Ireland 1 month ago:

What type of q is this????
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EmptyChair from Quebec, Canada 1 month ago:

Go to a gym and stop playing videogames. Problem solved. Being a short isn't something you can change.
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

GINGERS HAVE SOULS
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guest from Nottingham, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

What wrong with ginger?
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guest from Pest, Hungary 1 month ago:

ginger is my fav hair color sorry
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guest from Ad Dawhah, Qatar 1 month ago:

SHEERIO FOR LIFE
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

I already am a fat nerd
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Jenny criage
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guest from Durham, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Whats wrong with gingers?!? Just saying but if your saying that ginger people dont have a soul then you obviously dont have a soul yourself! Grow up and stop being so imature
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

ginger
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guest from Alabama, United States 1 month ago:

Imma skip that one
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guest from Nova Scotia, Canada 1 month ago:

I'm a ginger
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

I'm already a leprechaun.
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

I'm a 5'2 ginger........
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guest from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:

I'm a ginger you insulting b*tch
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mariellep Female Bronze Medal from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

hahahahahahaha this made me laugh too much.
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flyinjello from Idaho, United States 1 month ago:

I'm sort and ginger so yeah.......
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guest from Kentucky, United States 1 month ago:

I'm already a fat nerd and quite pleased with myself.
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blahihateusernames Bronze Medal from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

gingers can become sexy...despite the picture
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

Guys im a fat nerd. Impossible to lose weight.
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guest from Oregon, United States 1 month ago:

Haha im already a fat nerd c:
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

awww but gingers are so cute!!! and gingers have souls you idiots, wow.
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guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

To anyone who says gingers have no soul can suck a fat one
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Love the South Park picture
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

Short and Ginger... bc.... well I already am..
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

That is offensive:(
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guest from Missouri, United States 2 months ago:

I'm already a short ginger!