Would you rather be short and ginger? or a fat nerd??

Would you rather be 1 year ago

short and ginger?

OR

60,159 votes
706 comments

a fat nerd?

people, hair, health

Guys
937 votes

62.5%

37.5%

Girls
867 votes

82.1%

17.9%

Unknowns
58,355 votes

70.99%

29.01%

United States
42,015 votes

71%

29%

United States
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70%

30%

Canada
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71%

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United Kingdom
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68%

32%

Australia
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68%

32%

Germany
668 votes

70%

30%

Netherlands
469 votes

64%

36%

New Zealand
360 votes

65%

35%

Norway
335 votes

58%

42%

Ireland
289 votes

69%

31%

Sweden
247 votes

62%

38%

France
226 votes

70%

30%

Portugal
217 votes

83%

17%

Denmark
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65%

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Mexico
194 votes

78%

22%

Brazil
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79%

21%

Singapore
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22%

Romania
157 votes

69%

31%

Finland
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Philippines
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United Arab Emirates
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79%

21%

Spain
107 votes

81%

19%

Belgium
103 votes

76%

24%

Austria
101 votes

70%

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South Africa
93 votes

73%

27%

Hong Kong
90 votes

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16%

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Saudi Arabia
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Malaysia
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China
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India
76 votes

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Israel
74 votes

69%

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Italy
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Croatia
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Serbia
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Japan
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Poland
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Greece
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Turkey
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Bulgaria
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Indonesia
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Colombia
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87%

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89%

South Korea
44 votes

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27%

Iceland
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Thailand
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Argentina
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Russian Federation
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41%

Latvia
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26%

Qatar
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Slovakia
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Lithuania
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Hungary
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Jordan
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Jamaica
25 votes

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Pakistan
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Malta
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Panama
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Dominican Republic
21 votes

86%

Cyprus
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Costa Rica
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Chile
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Taiwan
18 votes

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Macedonia
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56%

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Morocco
15 votes

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Guam
14 votes

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Bahrain
14 votes

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43%

Jersey
14 votes

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Luxembourg
14 votes

64%

36%

Venezuela
14 votes

93%

Bahamas
13 votes

85%

Isle of Man
12 votes

50%

Trinidad and Tobago
11 votes

91%

Vietnam
11 votes

91%

Bosnia and Herzegovina
11 votes

82%

18%

Honduras
10 votes

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Iran, Islamic Republic of
10 votes

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60%

Guatemala
10 votes

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Peru
9 votes

67%

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Albania
9 votes

78%

22%

Ukraine
9 votes

100%

Kenya
8 votes

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Cayman Islands
8 votes

88%

Netherlands Antilles
8 votes

88%

Europe
7 votes

57%

43%

Gibraltar
7 votes

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Mongolia
7 votes

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Bermuda
6 votes

50%

Algeria
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Nigeria
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Guernsey
6 votes

100%

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Faroe Islands
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Bolivia
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Barbados
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5 votes

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Aruba
4 votes

75%

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Oman
4 votes

50%

Saint Lucia
4 votes

75%

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Uruguay
4 votes

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Paraguay
4 votes

100%

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
4 votes

100%

Brunei Darussalam
4 votes

100%

Bangladesh
4 votes

50%

Kazakhstan
3 votes

100%

Antigua and Barbuda
3 votes

100%

Uganda
3 votes

67%

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El Salvador
3 votes

33%

67%

Haiti
3 votes

100%

Fiji
3 votes

67%

33%

Ghana
2 votes

50%

Asia/Pacific Region
2 votes

100%

Belize
2 votes

100%

Virgin Islands, British
2 votes

100%

Suriname
2 votes

100%

Virgin Islands, U.S.
2 votes

100%

Montserrat
2 votes

100%

Cambodia
2 votes

100%

Sudan
2 votes

100%

Tanzania, United Republic of
2 votes

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Maldives
2 votes

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Liechtenstein
1 vote

100%

Dominica
1 vote

100%

Nicaragua
1 vote

100%

Namibia
1 vote

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Guyana
1 vote

100%

Zambia
1 vote

100%

Guadeloupe
1 vote

100%

Belarus
1 vote

100%

Greenland
1 vote

100%

Armenia
1 vote

100%

Tunisia
1 vote

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Saint Kitts and Nevis
1 vote

100%

Myanmar
1 vote

100%

Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote

100%

Angola
1 vote

100%

Mozambique
1 vote

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Senegal
1 vote

100%

Yemen
1 vote

100%

Aland Islands
1 vote

100%

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1 vote

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guest from Michigan, United States 1 year ago:

I picked it cause it's a south park pic
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guest from United States 1 year ago:

short and ginger. Have you seen chuck norris?!
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danter Male Silver Medal Blue Star from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:

oh i thought u meant to kill a ginger or a fat nerd, im alredy i fat nerd CHANGE
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guest from Arizona, United States 4 months ago:

already am a fat nerd BOOM CHECKMATE
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guest from Texas, United States 4 months ago:

Gingers can be pretty hot
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lolaDilaurentis Silver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:

why do people hate gingers. i think they have nice hair
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

irish b*tches
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guest from Texas, United States 4 months ago:

I am short and a ginger thank yews very much!
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guest from South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom 4 months ago:

fat guys dont have hearts for long
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guest from South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom 4 months ago:

gingers dont have souls
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guest from South Lanarkshire, United Kingdom 4 months ago:

lol
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Short and ginger. I could be a beautiful, petite red-head. What is wrong with that?
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guest from California, United States 4 months ago:

skip
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guest from Wyoming, United States 4 months ago:

what if you're already both? damn my short fat, ginger, geeky genes...
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awesomeman Silver Medal Super Star from Tasmania, Australia 4 months ago:

YOU F*CK HEADS DONT YOU THINK SOMEONE WITH RED HAIR MIGHT BE ON THIS WEBSITE?
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

hey i am option 1 >:(
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guest from Illinois, United States 4 months ago:

I'm a ginger and I find this offensive. this author is a beeotch
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:

I would be fat cuz you can change that haha
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guest from New York, United States 4 months ago:

shart
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guest from Tennessee, United States 5 months ago:

Hobbit mode, ACTIVATE!
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sawah17 Female Silver Medal Super Star from Rotherham, United Kingdom 5 months ago:

gingers are creepy and one night when your all sleeping in your room the gingers are gonna get ya ...theyre gunna getcha
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palomab Female Silver Medal from Ile-de-France, France 5 months ago:

AHHHHH ! Well, I can lose weight, and change my style...
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guest from Alberta, Canada 5 months ago:

whats wrong with ginger?
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the_spartan Gold Medal Blue Star from Ohio, United States 5 months ago:

i am a fat nerd
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guest from Fukuoka, Japan 5 months ago:

I'm both.
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abbeyh Female Bronze Medal from Queensland, Australia 5 months ago:

you can always die your hair
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guest from Victoria, Australia 5 months ago:

I am short and ginger... Im kinda fat and nerdy aswell... Bahaaha and i love it so f**k ya
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

cace
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Clarie34 Bronze Medal from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:

Gingers are smart and cute and really nice!
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guest from Kentucky, United States 5 months ago:

Haha! I'd be one pound overweight and I'd still find love. (And we'd have a Doctor Who themed wedding)
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guest from California, United States 5 months ago:

....I'm just going to stay the way I am....
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guest from the United Kingdom 5 months ago:

To be honest. I'm a short fat ginger nerd.
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guest from the United Kingdom 5 months ago:

I am the fat nerd.
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deli064 Male Silver Medal Super Star from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:

you can always lose weight, but you can't make a soul
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guest from Oregon, United States 5 months ago:

Both are equally bad
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

Either way the same thing
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guest from California, United States 5 months ago:

i probably would have choosen ginger but then i saw the south patk nerd
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guest from Delaware, United States 5 months ago:

??????
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

I'm a ginger :)
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guest from New York, United States 5 months ago:

RED HEADS RULE I'm a red head and its awesome
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

ill be super smart and i can lose the weight
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guest from Indiana, United States 5 months ago:

midgets are always mad
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guest from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:

Fat nerd that can lose the fat and become rich... why the hell not?
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guest from Queensland, Australia 5 months ago:

I'm already a fat nerd so...yeah
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

I am a fat nerd! :D
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guest from the United States 5 months ago:

short ginger
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guest from California, United States 5 months ago:

What's wrong with gingers...being "fat"is dangerous to your health
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 6 months ago:

i would rather be funny looking then gross.
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guest from California, United States 6 months ago:

um, im a tall skinny ginger so this ones wierd for me
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guest from the United States 6 months ago:

I will be a Centurion!
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guest from Illinois, United States 6 months ago:

lose weight
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guest from Florida, United States 6 months ago:

Guest from Canada are saying red heads don't have souls? Your a moron
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 6 months ago:

just because your ginger, doesn't mean your a little twit
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guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

I'm already short and ginger.
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guest from Nova Scotia, Canada 6 months ago:

no TOO fat though
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guest from Nova Scotia, Canada 6 months ago:

i already am a fat nerd.
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guest from Michigan, United States 6 months ago:

Trick question, I'm both
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guest from New York, United States 6 months ago:

i wish I were a ginger. but w/no freckels
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

Rofl, I already AM a short ginger!
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guest from Washington, United States 6 months ago:

World of Warcraft everyday.
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 6 months ago:

I could just lose the weight and be like I already am
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guest from Tennessee, United States 6 months ago:

Doesnt matter had sex
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guest from California, United States 6 months ago:

doesn't say how fat
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guest from Texas, United States 6 months ago:

What if you're a fat, nerdy ginger? With stunted growth?
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

Already a fat nerd :D
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guest from New Zealand 6 months ago:

Seth Green. That is all.
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guest from Tennessee, United States 6 months ago:

I would be a motha f*ckin bad arse ginger
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guest from Maryland, United States 6 months ago:

Gingers actually have souls -.-
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guest from Connecticut, United States 6 months ago:

Im a tall ginger...
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guest from Maine, United States 6 months ago:

Die lonely
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guest 6 months ago:

i guess i go with both
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guest 6 months ago:

*sure
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guest 6 months ago:

not really sur
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 6 months ago:

Already a nerd, slowly working on the fat part.
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guest from Nevada, United States 6 months ago:

I am short and ginger.
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guest 6 months ago:

You can lose weight.
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guest from Quebec, Canada 6 months ago:

I'm already short lol the only difference would be some hot red hair:P
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guest from Sheffield, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

Whats wrong with being short and ginger?
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guest from Texas, United States 6 months ago:

I can lose weight and nerds are awesome
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guest 6 months ago:

I already am a fat nerd, soo...
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guest from California, United States 6 months ago:

this is really offensive...
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guest from Surrey, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

No comment.
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guest from New York, United States 6 months ago:

thats not nice
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guest from Ohio, United States 6 months ago:

a short ginger? sounds like a leprechaun.
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guest from Virginia, United States 6 months ago:

I hate they pictures thy use
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 6 months ago:

I'm a girl so it's ok.
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guest from Minnesota, United States 7 months ago:

A fat nerd could just mean a nerd with f.at, not just an over-weight nerd.
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guest from Indiana, United States 7 months ago:

I AM a short ginger :D
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guest from Illinois, United States 7 months ago:

Sorry but I won't want to be knowned as a kid who RAGES OVER THE INTERNET
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guest from Nevada, United States 7 months ago:

Very offensive
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RazzleFratz Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from California, United States 7 months ago:

gingers aren't human
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guest from Virginia, United States 7 months ago:

I'm already short and ginger.
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

I can lose the weight...
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guest from Minnesota, United States 7 months ago:

at least the fat nerd has a soul.
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guest from Nebraska, United States 7 months ago:

what if i'm a short ginger nerd?
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guest from North Carolina, United States 7 months ago:

Whats with all the ginger haters
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puppypoodleson Male from United States 7 months ago:

gingers dont have souls
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

You can always loose weight .-.
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guest from Georgia, United States 7 months ago:

Wheres the girls!?!