Would you rather live In the poorest part of Haiti or Richer than Bill Gates and more powerful than Obama via a deal with Satan?

Would you rather live By question_asker Silver Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Diamond Gold Crown 1 year ago

In the poorest part of Haiti

OR

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Richer than Bill Gates and more powerful than Obama via a deal with Satan

politics, president, elections, obama, job, money, rich, tech, random

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anthonyp2 Male Bronze Medal Super Star from Washington, United States 11 months ago:

Satan. Because he's not real!
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guest from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

i like my soul thank you very much
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 day ago:

Fine, have fun burning in hell xD
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guest from California, United States 1 day ago:

SATAN DOES EXIST\
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 2 days ago:

I'm an atheist
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 days ago:

God and satan do exist you'll find out one day in hell
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guest from Tennessee, United States 5 days ago:

Its amazing how everyone that picked satan didnt believe in him hmmm makes you think
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guest from Texas, United States 6 days ago:

IF YOU SAY SATANS NOT REAL YOUR SAYING GODS NOT REAL...^.^
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chelseat Female Silver Medal from Utah, United States 1 week ago:

Weeeeee soul trade
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guest from California, United States 1 week ago:

Have my soul!
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guest from the United States 1 week ago:

Hhhhhahahaha ill take my ten years before crowley thank you very much
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guest from New York, United States 1 week ago:

aw man i didnt read the whole thing... onlythe part with richer and powerful... i didnt see the satan part
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guest from Florida, United States 1 week ago:

liers! all 46% of you!
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icecreamparade from Iowa, United States 1 week ago:

depends on the deal
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bobl Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Virginia, United States 1 week ago:

doesn't say how long you have to live there, so 1/1000 of my life will be taken up by it yay
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guest from District of Columbia, United States 1 week ago:

He will give me his soul in exchange for power
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guest from Quebec, Canada 1 week ago:

Poorest cause I can still have money and could help the community rise and become better and healthier
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Mhia Silver Medal from Virginia, United States 2 weeks ago:

Satan isn't real....WIN.
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layserman2 Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia 2 weeks ago:

LEETS GO SATAN!
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westcookie Silver Medal from Singapore 2 weeks ago:

Satan isn’t necesarilly bad no one knows his story
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guest from New York, United States 2 weeks ago:

illuminate
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Tberr Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Colorado, United States 2 weeks ago:

Satan have fun with my first born.
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guest from Bath and North East Somerset, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:

No Satan...but if he was real screw messing with that dude!
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 weeks ago:

here come the religious arguments...
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Tberr Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:

i would give satan my first born.
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guest from Guam 3 weeks ago:

Do I get to become ghost rider?
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guest from Wyoming, United States 3 weeks ago:

I worship the devil anyways??
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guest from Virginia, United States 3 weeks ago:

Hell no I'm dying poor
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Legallyalive Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Maryland, United States 3 weeks ago:

... Bound to have my soul anyways
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lol123 Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Bronze Crown from Hovedstaden, Denmark 3 weeks ago:

duh
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guest from Ohio, United States 3 weeks ago:

satan. im going to hell anyway
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zakirh Male Bronze Medal from Punjab, Pakistan 3 weeks ago:

darn chosen wrong answer
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daspigles Female Gold Medal Super Star from Colorado, United States 4 weeks ago:

Satan is my bro just and will all that power and money and not to mention Satan is fake then WHY NOT
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guest from Utah, United States 4 weeks ago:

Richer, but just because I want to meet Satan and shake his hand. :3
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guest from Missouri, United States 4 weeks ago:

Deal with satan means illuminati people.
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laurag2 Female from Valle del Cauca, Colombia 1 month ago:

im atheist... so yeah...
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loosebutthole69 Male Silver Medal Blue Star from California, United States 1 month ago:

Satan isn't real
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

Poorest
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guest from Enfield, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

if you were richer than bill gates i'd help haiti
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juanseamador Male Silver Medal from Guayas, Ecuador 1 month ago:

If you are an atheist replace Satan with Illuminati.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

agghh I clicked the wrong one! I would choose Satan because I'm a ginger so I have no soul to give him :)
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

It's funny because you're ignorant.
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

WTF?
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Satan and hell r fake
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

Ignorance is bliss. Haiti
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Mode_Of_Beast Male Silver Medal Super Star from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

Dafuq is you guys' deal?? You're stating something you believe, not a fact. Get it straight.
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

Anyone whose been to Haiti know the answer. Goodbye soul!
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guest from New Hampshire, United States 1 month ago:

Guys, just because you don't believe in something, doesn't mean you need to call others stupid.
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Refuse to go to Hell for material possessions.
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guest from Western Australia, Australia 1 month ago:

Satan is my hoe.
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

i am a christian, and deals with the devil? are you stupid its like asking to go to hell
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jedijack Silver Medal Blue Star from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

well, Satan and Santa are spelled with the same letter, so he must be a nice guy.
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ProudtobeBritish Male Silver Medal Blue Star from Surrey, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Well what is the deal? If I have to give him my soul then no, but if he wants me to lend him a tenna because the cafe won't take credit cards then sure.
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guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:

I Korey Caraway love Satan
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Akilles047 Male Bronze Medal from Troms, Norway 1 month ago:

I would worship Satan over God if they existed
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

satan is real!! You athiests need to think about it. It would be better to believe and then find out God isn't real than to not believe and find out God is real
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guest from Ireland 1 month ago:

Satan is NOT REAL. I clic ked wrong one
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GuitarDude Bronze Medal from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany 1 month ago:

If Satan existed he'd be badass as f*ck, so who cares ^^
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Satan's not real, so yeah, that one.
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guest from Nova Scotia, Canada 1 month ago:

Wait who is satan?
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Yo guys r so weird why would you sell ur soul to satan thats just messed up.you 54 % just earned your self a spot in hell.
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

I don't go too church much anymore but I know not to mess with the Devil
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nataliew Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

screw satan, im christian!
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

Take the question as it is. If you don't believe in Satan, just pretend you do for this question so you don't ruin the rather for everyone els.
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wickwick8 Silver Medal from New York, United States 1 month ago:

The devil and Daniel Webster
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

Satan couldn't handle me. I have Jesus. I would freak him out!!!
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

ahhhhh I CLICKED THE WRONG ONE
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wickwick8 Silver Medal from New York, United States 1 month ago:

ever seen the devil and daniel webster?
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_Dragon50_Male Gold Medal Blue Star from Queensland, Australia 1 month ago:

im not answering
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

MADE A MISTAKE CLICKED WRONG ONE
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Blackrosekz13 Silver Medal Blue Star from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

Satanic deal.
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guest from Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium 1 month ago:

Nooooo why did i press second one! Sorry god i didnt meanto
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guest from Idaho, United States 2 months ago:

I try everyday to make this deal with Satan
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asons Male from New York, United States 2 months ago:

ILLUMINATI!!!
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Disconnected Bronze Medal from Oklahoma, United States 2 months ago:

what kind of deal?
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guest from Ohio, United States 2 months ago:

Satan's very real.....
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dblanke80 Bronze Medal Blue Star from Missouri, United States 2 months ago:

whoever made this question is an idiot.
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darkgryffon Bronze Medal from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

all hail satan.....he hasn't fscked me yet
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 2 months ago:

I would still have God to lean on cuz he IS real and sadly so is Satan
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guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

I can be very persuasive
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Savy99 Silver Medal Blue Star from Chihuahua, Mexico 2 months ago:

Already am one of Satan's minions <3<3<3<33333
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guest from Southampton, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

dunnnooooo