Would you rather live (By question_asker Silver MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 4 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
3,016 votes
40.9%
59.1%
Girls
2,040 votes
45%
55%
Unknowns
148,224 votes
44.35%
55.65%

Votes by country map view

United States
90,127 votes
50%
50%
United Kingdom
12,602 votes
30%
70%
Australia
9,030 votes
35%
65%
Canada
8,543 votes
36%
64%
Unknown
2,925 votes
50%
50%
Germany
2,162 votes
25%
75%
Spain
2,100 votes
30%
70%
Netherlands
1,905 votes
29%
71%
New Zealand
1,415 votes
33%
67%
Sweden
1,176 votes
25%
75%
Norway
1,073 votes
27%
73%
Ireland
1,069 votes
32%
68%
Mexico
912 votes
53%
47%
France
814 votes
30%
70%
Denmark
804 votes
24%
76%
Finland
693 votes
30%
70%
Singapore
684 votes
45%
55%
Italy
637 votes
40%
60%
Philippines
567 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
558 votes
42%
58%
United Arab Emirates
531 votes
49%
51%
Portugal
527 votes
35%
65%
Romania
514 votes
38%
62%
South Africa
476 votes
57%
43%
Brazil
465 votes
47%
53%
Belgium
437 votes
28%
72%
Croatia
383 votes
48%
52%
Malaysia
363 votes
48%
52%
Saudi Arabia
351 votes
54%
46%
Indonesia
336 votes
60%
40%
Switzerland
334 votes
26%
74%
India
333 votes
26%
74%
Austria
327 votes
29%
71%
Colombia
296 votes
54%
46%
Hong Kong
289 votes
34%
66%
Greece
287 votes
41%
59%
Israel
271 votes
29%
71%
Serbia
252 votes
41%
59%
Turkey
217 votes
38%
62%
Poland
215 votes
37%
63%
Czech Republic
199 votes
25%
75%
Chile
191 votes
40%
60%
Bulgaria
183 votes
35%
65%
Europe
183 votes
40%
60%
Slovenia
176 votes
25%
75%
Hungary
172 votes
29%
71%
Estonia
170 votes
26%
74%
Puerto Rico
160 votes
64%
36%
Thailand
159 votes
34%
66%
Iceland
146 votes
27%
73%
China
145 votes
34%
66%
Japan
145 votes
39%
61%
Egypt
140 votes
51%
49%
Venezuela
129 votes
46%
54%
Kuwait
129 votes
55%
45%
Qatar
103 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
99 votes
32%
68%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
93 votes
37%
63%
Peru
93 votes
42%
58%
Costa Rica
91 votes
58%
42%
Lebanon
85 votes
49%
51%
Republic of Lithuania
84 votes
31%
69%
Ecuador
82 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
81 votes
74%
26%
Pakistan
81 votes
53%
47%
Slovakia
80 votes
34%
66%
Panama
77 votes
69%
31%
South Korea
73 votes
49%
51%
Trinidad and Tobago
72 votes
75%
25%
Unknown
71 votes
38%
62%
Vietnam
71 votes
41%
59%
Macedonia
66 votes
41%
59%
Cyprus
63 votes
41%
59%
Russia
58 votes
33%
67%
Uruguay
57 votes
33%
67%
Jordan
57 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
56 votes
30%
70%
Malta
55 votes
58%
42%
Jamaica
53 votes
74%
26%
Albania
52 votes
46%
54%
Lithuania
51 votes
22%
78%
Bahrain
47 votes
45%
55%
Guatemala
47 votes
70%
30%
Bahamas
44 votes
84%
16%
Anonymous Proxy
42 votes
52%
48%
Morocco
42 votes
57%
43%
Kenya
41 votes
54%
46%
Luxembourg
41 votes
17%
83%
Taiwan
41 votes
27%
73%
Republic of Korea
39 votes
49%
51%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
38 votes
42%
58%
Paraguay
37 votes
62%
38%
Honduras
37 votes
68%
32%
Ukraine
36 votes
36%
64%
Guam
34 votes
65%
35%
Tunisia
33 votes
61%
39%
Seychelles
32 votes
53%
47%
Georgia
32 votes
50%
50%
Barbados
28 votes
79%
21%
El Salvador
28 votes
68%
32%
Bangladesh
27 votes
52%
48%
Jersey
26 votes
35%
65%
Montenegro
25 votes
40%
60%
Bolivia
24 votes
50%
50%
Nigeria
22 votes
68%
32%
Oman
22 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
22 votes
36%
64%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
21 votes
38%
62%
Iraq
21 votes
38%
62%
Algeria
19 votes
63%
37%
Isle of Man
19 votes
37%
63%
Netherlands Antilles
19 votes
53%
47%
Bermuda
18 votes
44%
56%
Cambodia
18 votes
44%
56%
Brunei
18 votes
39%
61%
Maldives
18 votes
44%
56%
Aruba
17 votes
41%
59%
Cayman Islands
17 votes
47%
53%
Faroe Islands
17 votes
59%
41%
Nepal
16 votes
13
87%
Belize
15 votes
67%
33%
Sri Lanka
15 votes
27%
73%
Suriname
15 votes
73%
27%
Nicaragua
14 votes
50%
50%
Iran
13 votes
46%
54%
Brunei Darussalam
13 votes
54%
46%
Armenia
11 votes
27%
73%
Mongolia
11 votes
36%
64%
Azerbaijan
11 votes
45%
55%
Kazakhstan
10 votes
50%
50%
Ghana
10 votes
80%
20%
Guernsey
8 votes
100%
Gibraltar
8 votes
13
87%
Palestinian Territory
8 votes
38%
62%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
8 votes
88%
12
Republic of Moldova
8 votes
38%
62%
Uganda
8 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
8 votes
75%
25%
Belarus
7 votes
43%
57%
Fiji
7 votes
43%
57%
Virgin Islands, British
7 votes
71%
29%
Namibia
7 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
7 votes
71%
29%
Curaçao
7 votes
57%
43%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
7 votes
86%
14
Syrian Arab Republic
6 votes
33%
67%
Myanmar [Burma]
6 votes
17%
83%
Sudan
6 votes
83%
17%
U.S. Virgin Islands
5 votes
80%
20%
New Caledonia
5 votes
20%
80%
Myanmar
5 votes
100%
Antigua and Barbuda
5 votes
80%
20%
Haiti
5 votes
100%
Tanzania, United Republic of
5 votes
60%
40%
Mariana Islands
4 votes
75%
25%
Madagascar
4 votes
75%
25%
Laos
4 votes
25%
75%
Yemen
4 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
4 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
4 votes
100%
Andorra
3 votes
33%
67%
Somalia
3 votes
67%
33%
Saint Lucia
3 votes
100%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Syria
3 votes
33%
67%
Palestine
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Asia/Pacific Region
3 votes
100%
Aland Islands
3 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
33%
67%
Tanzania
2 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Macao
2 votes
100%
Botswana
2 votes
100%
American Samoa
2 votes
100%
Montserrat
2 votes
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
100%
Macau
2 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
2 votes
100%
Reunion
2 votes
100%
Dominica
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
2 votes
50%
50%
Djibouti
2 votes
100%
Grenada
1 vote
100%
Sint Maarten
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Swaziland
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Åland
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Satellite Provider
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Libya
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +8
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Make a deal with Satan, and direct half of my money and power to helping Haiti. Everybody wins.
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    4 years ago
    ico +5
    alexp Bronze MedalSuper Star from New Jersey, United States
    satan is just misunderstood...
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    3 years ago
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    Savy99 Silver MedalSuper Star from Chihuahua, Mexico
    Already am one of Satan's minions
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Southampton, United Kingdom
    dunnnooooo
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    NOT COOL NOT COOL! Some people are satanist and get really offended by this crap. I know i am.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    what does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Satan owes me MONEY!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Its saying more powerful than obama with the deal, not you
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Blookjoe MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Illinois, United States
    Nooo
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    Satan, he's my dad
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Your one of his children too?
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I will never sell my soul to the devil!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Use that money and power to help the poorer
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Haiti is like Hell anyway.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    doesnt exist, so lol
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    woops meant to click a
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    54% are going to regret it after they die.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    whats the deal? :\
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    satan, because he's probably a cool dude
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    hes cool if you are respectful to him, unlike most people i know
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    No more faith in humanity
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Crap wrong answer
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Shorthop MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Illinois, United States
    Can't make a deal with something that doesn't exist
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    huytrr
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    And god is real and soo is satan .-.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    In the poorest part of Haiti :|
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Satan's my bro
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Satan cause he's my homie
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    3 years ago
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    MarilynKnows FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I am a child of god. And evwn if it cost me never to have love. i will never make a deal with satan
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Bolton, United Kingdom
    Guest from California: then why did you choose satan? Moron.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    ill just move out of Haiti
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    is there any way to change my answer
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ok Anthonyp2. When you die, and you end up in Hell because "it's not real" try explaining that to him....You too guest from Massachusetts.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    i dont call him satan... i call him the devil ha HA
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    Well YOLO so you can't die twice!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    hawkeyeavenger1 Silver MedalSuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    f%#@ all u who say GOD and satan dont exist all u hos r goin 2 helll!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    The results really are sad. A deal with Satan? Yall going to hell.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Satan because I'm ginger
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Fine have fun in hell
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    3 years ago
    ico
    penloy from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    I would rather die than live in haiti
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the the world he didn't exist.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    54% are gingers
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I'd rather be poor or dead than even make contact with satan
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Omg I picked the wrong one I'm so sorry god I would never betray u
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I AM HAITIAN
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I'll keep my soul, thanks.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    The US president has a ridiculous amount of power and Satan exists?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    just because ur in haiti doesn't mean ur poor
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    3 years ago
    ico
    dineneb MaleBronze Medal from Massachusetts, United States
    I don't want to own anyone anything. esp. my soul or family.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Albania
    I HATE satan !!!
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    3 years ago
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    holmie3 Bronze Medal from Iowa, United States
    how much money do i have in the poorest part of haiti??? think about dumasses.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    HEY...but god DOES exist.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I agree with anthonyp2...now I can make my decision
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    This is a tough decision
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    Fuc@ satan he can suck my [email protected] iv seen paranormal activity
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    WRONG SORRY DID NOT READ SATAN PART
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Never specified what the deal was. Could have been just giving him fifty cents or something.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Depends on how long the contract with Satan is? 20-30 years good enough for me
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    You know I think Satan gets a lot of sh*t sometimes... I mean the guy tries to get independence, is cast out of heaven, and then spends his time punishing the wicked... Sounds like a goddamn hero to me
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    3 years ago
    ico
    it didnt say what you were supposed to give satan...
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Jenex MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    who is satan... bill gates maybe? he did make windows 8 so YES
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    ATHEIST BASTERDS! YOU LL FIND OUT ABOUT SATAN HE WILL STICK HIS PITCHFORK UP YOU ANUS AND RIP IT OUT EVERY 2 SECONDS
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    -_- Christian Bastards! I almost feel sorry for you guys...like i would ever.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    MardoKonnor MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Ohio, United States
    Hail Satan! lol
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    3 years ago
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    MardoKonnor MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Ohio, United States
    Hail Satan! lol
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    And yet, what if you used that money and power to make the world a better place? God (since this scenario is assuming God and Satan to be real) would almost HAVE to save you. So... Satan gets screwed!
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    3 years ago
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    Shnufferz FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Maryland, United States
    Satan doesn't exist like God and Jesus and that all that crap so!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    who ever made this question just wanted to see people fight about religion
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    Grayson sucks
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    3 years ago
    ico
    IchigoHiei FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from the United States
    I'm an Atheist so....
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Satan=bad
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    srry wrong choice I wud like to keep mi soul ty very much I pick choice #1
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Poor. Poor. I didn't read all of it
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    3 years ago
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    alexn Male from the United States
    Satan is my lord and savior.
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    3 years ago
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    mariaxo from Australia
    clicked the wrong one!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Never mind i vote for poorest part of haiti
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    DEAN WINCHESTER DID IT.
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    3 years ago
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    Lupi-Lignum FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Massachusetts, United States
    Satan doesn't exist, so 46% of people are hella stupid
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Satan doesn't exist!! Just like "God". Both of those myths aren't real, because there is no visual proof! Christianity= myths
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    3 years ago
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    blancag FemaleBronze Medal from Singapore
    I value my soul
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Haha I love peoples opinions
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Satans real V, and he has more power than god, hence you never see the divine intervening
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    3 years ago
    ico
    palomab FemaleSilver Medal from Ile-de-France, France
    Satan has a restraining order for me, so ya..
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    I highly doubt that
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    3 years ago
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    NotAnt MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from New South Wales, Australia
    I am Satan.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Nope doubt that.
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    3 years ago
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    Caucasianbadass1 MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Indiana, United States
    Satans bad mmmkay
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    3 years ago
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    RapeSquadKilla MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    666!!!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    -_- do you even know what that stands for?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    DAMN I NEED TO START READING THE WHOLE THING
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    damn athiests
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm completely against Satan, but in option A I'd probably die within a week, so... Yeah.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    See, I'm with God.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from California, United States
    more powerful than Obama? what kind of a question was that?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    These questions are magnets for kids who are questioning their beliefs.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Omfg wrong one Im Christian :C
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    3 years ago
    ico
    wiffle MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    I'm generally presuming that whatever that probably doesn't exist does, for the sake of the question.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    u guys need help
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    God is reall ok
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    oops i did'nt see the satan part
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    3 years ago
    ico
    jukio MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Kentucky, United States
    If i lived in Haiti i would swim to Labadee and ride their gigantic zipline all day long
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I'm fuc,king rich
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    i like how im not the only non religous person on this site
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Just because I live in the poorest part of Haiti doesn't mean I'm poor
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    god does exist, massachusetts immortal
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    who are you to say god doesnt exist SHUTUP!
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    3 years ago
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    stefoman Bronze MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    jokes on you, satan isnt real
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    just kidding idiots
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Doesn't specify what deal you make with him. 46% of you clearly didn't think about the loop holes in this question before you ansered
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    doesnt say im poor. jeesus
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    The greatest lie the devil ever convinced the world is that he does not exist. May God have mercy on our generation :(
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    3 years ago
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    basiclynothing MaleBronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Satanist. Problem?
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    not at all im one too.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    God does exist...how else are we here?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ...
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    silly rrrather satan doesn't exist
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    a deal with myself? muahahaha
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    -_- your not satan, hes not evil
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I knew it was too good to be true.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Never said you had to be poor in hati
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Satan is real u idiot and have fun with him when u die. but i hope u change your mind
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    satin is real but what was the deal
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    3 years ago
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    juicegoose MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Tennessee, United States
    stop bashing religion!!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    more like stop blasphematining satan, thats better. Wait from tennessee? I live there too
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    3 years ago
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    juicegoose MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Tennessee, United States
    i like my soul very much sooo...
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    I don't beieve in Satan like I don't believe in Unicorns.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    i picked the wrong one im a child of god
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    illumanati
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    3 years ago
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    RumpusClumpus from Hertford, United Kingdom
    I Like my soul ty, everyone who put satan is an idiot!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden
    What if it was a good deal? : )
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    ?. NOT A CLUE WHAT THEYRE ON ABOUT.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from California, United States
    the deal with satan is basically illuminati
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    God damn, the internet is idiotic but Im sure when I see you guys in heaven we will have a good good laugh. Jesus died for your sins you just have to beg for forgiveness
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    3 years ago
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    foreverchloe16 from Illinois, United States
    Satan. no way.
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Who said I was selling MY soul?
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I like Satan.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    I've always wanted to be friends with Lucifer
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I trust god to help me
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Satan. Doesn't. Exist. Period.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    oh wait i forgot about the whole satan part. I guess haiti then now. :)
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    You would get kick ass demonic abilities....and if the deal is to get ppl to believe in him, go it sarcastically
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    it's ONLY eternal servitude to someone who wishes to cause unending, unimaginable suffering. totally worth it,
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    im a ginger. satan would hook me upppppp
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I answered before I read the satan part. Oops!
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    3 years ago
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    guest from United States
    Maybe religion is wrong and Satan is actually a nice guy? :D
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    3 years ago
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    guest from United States
    I could outsmart that Stan b*tch
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Buenos Aires, Argentina
    Satan doesn't exist so suck it
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Kalmar Lan, Sweden
    Why wouldn´t you do a eeal with satan?
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    It never said a bad deal with satan. I could've traded my ham sandwich.
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    3 years ago
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    samathas from United States
    Id be going to hell ethier way :P wish I could change answer
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden
    don't you guys gey it? the poorest guy in haiti deal with satan
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I rather be poor with God's side than be evil on Satan's side.
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    3 years ago
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    vasilb MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Grad Sofiya, Bulgaria
    SOLD !
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Vimm3l Silver MedalSuper Star from Ontario, Canada
    Satan isn't even real.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    what if you are a ginger would you not be able to make the deal
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    I wait.. I hope Satan isn't monitoring this...
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Satan isn't real.
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    3 years ago
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    Lordmeats MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    What idiot would make a deal with the devil?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Norway
    Relax people, satan just wanted me to buy him an icecream for it. Poor guy never had one before.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Tasmania, Australia
    satan? is that the planet? i will try to propose a deal with it but i don't think it will answer me. shame i really wanted to be really rich and powerful...... oh w8 a min i will just say to it by remaining silent it accepts my proposal. YAY I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD..... wait a min what am i saying talking to a huge planet thinking it can do something to make me richer. Man what have i become, i am worse then those god damn christians believing in the devil.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Lisboa, Portugal
    Lucifer is my father so..
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    For the athiests out there, Atleast PRETEND he's real
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Bourgogne, France
    Never betray God!
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    sorry there was no chance for satan. 9gag has already taken my soul
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    3 years ago
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    WWEdeadman MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Steiermark, Austria
    deal with satan, since he's just as fake as god.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
    satan is probably a cool dude :) he killed less people than god :D
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    3 years ago
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    guest from United States
    SMOKE METH AND HAIL SATAN
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    HAIL SATAN!
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Whats the deal?