Would you rather live (By question_asker Silver MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
1,548 votes
44.7%
55.3%
Girls
1,263 votes
47.7%
52.3%
Unknowns
77,900 votes
46.41%
53.59%

Votes by country map view

United States
55,499 votes
51%
49%
United Kingdom
5,057 votes
31%
69%
Canada
4,589 votes
36%
64%
Australia
4,376 votes
36%
64%
Unknown
1,033 votes
49%
51%
Germany
806 votes
25%
75%
Netherlands
644 votes
27%
73%
New Zealand
611 votes
32%
68%
Norway
471 votes
27%
73%
Ireland
454 votes
32%
68%
Sweden
371 votes
23%
77%
Singapore
311 votes
46%
54%
France
276 votes
25%
75%
Portugal
265 votes
34%
66%
Denmark
245 votes
19%
81%
Mexico
230 votes
57%
43%
Finland
211 votes
29%
71%
South Africa
210 votes
61%
39%
Philippines
200 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
197 votes
43%
57%
United Arab Emirates
196 votes
56%
44%
Romania
184 votes
36%
64%
India
149 votes
27%
73%
Hong Kong
142 votes
35%
65%
Saudi Arabia
139 votes
60%
40%
China
123 votes
35%
65%
Austria
122 votes
25%
75%
Spain
122 votes
29%
71%
Croatia
122 votes
49%
51%
Belgium
119 votes
30%
70%
Malaysia
118 votes
49%
51%
Switzerland
110 votes
32%
68%
Israel
101 votes
26%
74%
Italy
99 votes
37%
63%
Puerto Rico
88 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
87 votes
54%
46%
Greece
86 votes
31%
69%
Japan
81 votes
47%
53%
Serbia
77 votes
32%
68%
Egypt
71 votes
59%
41%
Czech Republic
68 votes
22%
78%
Turkey
66 votes
30%
70%
Slovenia
66 votes
20%
80%
South Korea
62 votes
45%
55%
Bulgaria
62 votes
37%
63%
Poland
61 votes
34%
66%
Estonia
57 votes
23%
77%
Iceland
56 votes
29%
71%
Colombia
48 votes
52%
48%
Thailand
48 votes
38%
62%
Qatar
45 votes
44%
56%
Argentina
44 votes
36%
64%
Hungary
44 votes
23%
77%
Jordan
43 votes
63%
37%
Kuwait
43 votes
70%
30%
Russian Federation
43 votes
30%
70%
Pakistan
39 votes
64%
36%
Anonymous Proxy
35 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
35 votes
83%
17%
Lebanon
35 votes
54%
46%
Panama
34 votes
62%
38%
Dominican Republic
34 votes
71%
29%
Lithuania
33 votes
30%
70%
Costa Rica
32 votes
72%
28%
Malta
29 votes
52%
48%
Cyprus
29 votes
28%
72%
Trinidad and Tobago
25 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
24 votes
46%
54%
Latvia
23 votes
22%
78%
Taiwan
23 votes
26%
74%
Slovakia
23 votes
22%
78%
Bahrain
22 votes
41%
59%
Bahamas
22 votes
82%
18%
Guam
21 votes
62%
38%
Venezuela
20 votes
40%
60%
Netherlands Antilles
19 votes
53%
47%
Chile
19 votes
42%
58%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
18 votes
39%
61%
Kenya
17 votes
65%
35%
Jersey
17 votes
35%
65%
Morocco
17 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
16 votes
50%
50%
Albania
16 votes
69%
31%
Europe
15 votes
40%
60%
Luxembourg
15 votes
13
87%
Macedonia
15 votes
40%
60%
Georgia
15 votes
47%
53%
Isle of Man
15 votes
40%
60%
Vietnam
14 votes
50%
50%
Honduras
14 votes
93%
7
Barbados
12 votes
83%
17%
Nigeria
11 votes
64%
36%
Tunisia
10 votes
70%
30%
Peru
10 votes
60%
40%
Ecuador
10 votes
70%
30%
Cayman Islands
9 votes
44%
56%
Mauritius
9 votes
33%
67%
Brunei Darussalam
9 votes
56%
44%
Mongolia
8 votes
38%
62%
Sri Lanka
8 votes
38%
62%
Bolivia
8 votes
50%
50%
Bangladesh
8 votes
63%
37%
Faroe Islands
8 votes
75%
25%
Palestinian Territory
8 votes
38%
62%
Nepal
8 votes
13
87%
Bermuda
7 votes
57%
43%
Uruguay
7 votes
29%
71%
Suriname
7 votes
71%
29%
Maldives
7 votes
57%
43%
Ukraine
7 votes
43%
57%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
7 votes
86%
14
Uganda
6 votes
67%
33%
Afghanistan
6 votes
67%
33%
Montenegro
6 votes
17%
83%
Gibraltar
6 votes
17%
83%
Ghana
5 votes
80%
20%
Sudan
5 votes
100%
Kazakhstan
5 votes
40%
60%
Paraguay
5 votes
80%
20%
Cambodia
5 votes
20%
80%
Oman
5 votes
80%
20%
El Salvador
5 votes
60%
40%
Iraq
5 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
5 votes
40%
60%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
5 votes
100%
Guyana
5 votes
80%
20%
Aruba
5 votes
60%
40%
Antigua and Barbuda
4 votes
100%
Algeria
4 votes
25%
75%
Nicaragua
4 votes
75%
25%
Syrian Arab Republic
4 votes
25%
75%
Guernsey
4 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
3 votes
100%
Tanzania, United Republic of
3 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
3 votes
67%
33%
Namibia
3 votes
67%
33%
Saint Lucia
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
2 votes
100%
Aland Islands
2 votes
100%
Macau
2 votes
50%
50%
Belize
2 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
2 votes
100%
New Caledonia
2 votes
100%
Fiji
2 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
2 votes
100%
Haiti
2 votes
100%
Seychelles
2 votes
50%
50%
Armenia
2 votes
50%
50%
Mozambique
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
100%
Satellite Provider
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Moldova, Republic of
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Belarus
1 vote
100%
Malawi
1 vote
100%
Greenland
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Asia/Pacific Region
1 vote
100%
Dominica
1 vote
100%
Reunion
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Angola
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +15
    guest from California, United States
    satan is pretend anyway so...
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    2 years ago
    ico +14
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    No such thing is Satan soooooooooooo
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Lordmeats MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    What idiot would make a deal with the devil?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Norway
    Relax people, satan just wanted me to buy him an icecream for it. Poor guy never had one before.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tasmania, Australia
    satan? is that the planet? i will try to propose a deal with it but i don't think it will answer me. shame i really wanted to be really rich and powerful...... oh w8 a min i will just say to it by remaining silent it accepts my proposal. YAY I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD..... wait a min what am i saying talking to a huge planet thinking it can do something to make me richer. Man what have i become, i am worse then those god damn christians believing in the devil.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Lisboa, Portugal
    Lucifer is my father so..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    For the athiests out there, Atleast PRETEND he's real
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Bourgogne, France
    Never betray God!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    sorry there was no chance for satan. 9gag has already taken my soul
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    1 year ago
    ico
    WWEdeadman MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Steiermark, Austria
    deal with satan, since he's just as fake as god.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
    satan is probably a cool dude :) he killed less people than god :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    SMOKE METH AND HAIL SATAN
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    HAIL SATAN!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Whats the deal?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Satan's much nicer than you think. He's the reason we have knowledge instead of ignorance. He also only killed 6 or so people in the Bible, whereas God killed millions.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I think I'll take my chances with "satan"
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    in the hypothetical idea satan exists, he'd find a way to screw you over even if you were rich and powerful
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    What if you sold your soul to Satan for a ticket into heaven.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    HAIL SATAN
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I guess people don't understand that a component of this question means that in that reality, Satan exists. Trying to be edgy just made alot of you look like fools who can't read between the lines.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Don't believe in Satan
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Midtjylland, Denmark
    For the glory of satan. What the hell is included in a deal with the devil? If you made the deal, you could also help people
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i'm a secular humanist' i think that i could do so much good with that power. i would risk the consequences to improve the world.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    satans not real so im good, plus in the bible he killed 10 people while god killed over 3 million
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    What is your side of the deal?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    im assuming my deal with satan is that he'll also give me free cupcakes.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Iwantpie124 Silver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    I believe in a god, but Satan isn't real.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Hey Satan, I'm not gonna eat the rest of this sandwich, strike you a deal?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Saten only killed 10 ppl and gave us knowledge. He's awesome (and not real)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    really? guys don't make deals with the devil
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Brunswick, Canada
    ooh SATAN im SO terribly scared.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    satan dosent exist
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Armed Forces Pacific, United States
    As an athiest- well, that was not a hard choice.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    I found Satan's lucky penny, so returning that was my deal ^^
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    you will know everything when your dead. But then it will be too late.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    satans hot
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Me: Yo, Stan, can I borrow some cash?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    well, it doesnt say the terms of the deal soo..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    In this case Satan is your homie. He gave you the good stuff, while God let's you starve to death. So, why would you chose God in this situation?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Satans my homie
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Wrong choice
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wellington, New Zealand
    WTF is a Satan?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    My family is already a bunch a bunch of hevans, but a squirrel is more powerful than Obama at this point...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Atheism makes this an easy choice
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    i aint dealing with no cult! becaus if i get a daughter they would want to sacrifice her and ill be on the run forever
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Money doesn't buy happiness
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    1 year ago
    ico
    IHeartK FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Worcestershire, United Kingdom
    athiest ftw!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Well that escalated quickly
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    im going to hell anyways... though its not like I won't know anyone there.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I am Satan.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    EVEN IF SATAN DID EXIST F*CK YEAH SATAN ALL DAAAAYYY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    HAAAAIIILLL SSSAAATTTAAAANNN
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Satans a cool guy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Im fed up with people saying that satan isnt real , its a hypothetical question and it doesn't mater what you believe in
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Plzensky kraj, Czech Republic
    Dear 54 percent of users of this site. Enjoy the hell. Sincerely, The Winchesters.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    but i aint religious lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i would donate a large portion
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    1 year ago
    ico
    mouse212001 MaleBronze Medal from Minnesota, United States
    Hail Satan!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    atheist lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I kinda like having a soul.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    HAIL SATAN!!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Hail Satan!!!!!!!!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    HAIL SATAN LOL
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    52% of yall are goin to hell..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    athiest.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    kenziel from Washington, United States
    Id make satan my b*tch
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Good time to be atheist
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Bitches, I'm atheist.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Hold up "guest from Massachusetts". God is real. If you don't think so then keep your stupid comments to yourself.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Meh, it never says anything else is part of the deal. I'd like to see him TRY to take my soul. I don't even have one! So HAH! I win. :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Satan cause he talks to me in my dreams. :3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    there is no satan
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    God and Satan do exist
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Rot in heck 4 ever
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    So be rich for um 70 years r
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Well, if Satan IS real, I don't think I'd like to give him my soul.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'll f%#k satan up..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Hail Satan.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    ALL HAIL SATAN
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I wouldn't betray god!!! Heaven sounds awesome and hell is evil!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    poorest part of haiti
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Obama doesn't have a lot of power, everything has to go through congress
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Satan is a pretty cool guy.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    God doesnt exist neither does the devil
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Doesn't I'll be poor
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ok the deal we made i give him 5 dollars and he gives me all things listed above
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    The president isn't as powerful as people think, all the branches of government balance out the power.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    2nd
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nuevo Leon, Mexico
    nothing could make me sell my soul to misery for all eternity & in Haiti at least you die & rest at some point...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    not a huge fan of the Unholy One
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Holy shiz you guys are f'ed in the head!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    whats wrong with satan?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    There is no satan.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I chose the Satan deal... Joke's on him, I'm ginger.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    via deal with satan