Would you rather live (By question_asker Silver MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,037 votes
42.9%
57.1%
Girls
1,577 votes
46.4%
53.6%
Unknowns
100,753 votes
46.05%
53.95%

Votes by country map view

United States
67,545 votes
51%
49%
United Kingdom
7,840 votes
31%
69%
Australia
6,075 votes
36%
64%
Canada
5,838 votes
37%
63%
Unknown
2,864 votes
50%
50%
Germany
1,067 votes
25%
75%
Netherlands
945 votes
29%
71%
New Zealand
843 votes
32%
68%
Sweden
632 votes
26%
74%
Ireland
630 votes
32%
68%
Norway
621 votes
26%
74%
Singapore
427 votes
45%
55%
Denmark
395 votes
19%
81%
France
387 votes
26%
74%
Mexico
318 votes
55%
45%
Finland
313 votes
32%
68%
Portugal
299 votes
32%
68%
United Arab Emirates
290 votes
53%
47%
Philippines
284 votes
62%
38%
Romania
275 votes
40%
60%
South Africa
271 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
233 votes
43%
57%
Saudi Arabia
205 votes
57%
43%
India
203 votes
26%
74%
Hong Kong
193 votes
38%
62%
Croatia
183 votes
48%
52%
Malaysia
180 votes
49%
51%
Europe
179 votes
40%
60%
Belgium
172 votes
28%
72%
Spain
160 votes
30%
70%
Austria
156 votes
24%
76%
Switzerland
144 votes
28%
72%
Israel
139 votes
28%
72%
Indonesia
135 votes
59%
41%
China
132 votes
36%
64%
Greece
131 votes
39%
61%
Serbia
120 votes
34%
66%
Italy
109 votes
36%
64%
Puerto Rico
100 votes
58%
42%
Turkey
99 votes
32%
68%
Poland
98 votes
34%
66%
Bulgaria
96 votes
33%
67%
Slovenia
94 votes
20%
80%
Czech Republic
92 votes
24%
76%
Japan
91 votes
43%
57%
Egypt
87 votes
57%
43%
Hungary
86 votes
26%
74%
Iceland
83 votes
30%
70%
Thailand
80 votes
29%
71%
Estonia
79 votes
25%
75%
Colombia
74 votes
51%
49%
South Korea
72 votes
49%
51%
Qatar
64 votes
48%
52%
Kuwait
63 votes
68%
32%
Argentina
63 votes
37%
63%
Jordan
57 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
56 votes
30%
70%
Pakistan
52 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
50 votes
22%
78%
Dominican Republic
46 votes
67%
33%
Latvia
44 votes
25%
75%
Costa Rica
42 votes
62%
38%
Anonymous Proxy
42 votes
52%
48%
Panama
42 votes
64%
36%
Trinidad and Tobago
40 votes
78%
22%
Jamaica
40 votes
83%
17%
Lebanon
40 votes
53%
47%
Cyprus
38 votes
37%
63%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
34 votes
41%
59%
Slovakia
33 votes
24%
76%
Chile
32 votes
53%
47%
Vietnam
32 votes
44%
56%
Bahamas
32 votes
78%
22%
Seychelles
32 votes
53%
47%
Malta
30 votes
53%
47%
Macedonia
28 votes
32%
68%
Morocco
27 votes
63%
37%
Taiwan
27 votes
30%
70%
Bahrain
26 votes
38%
62%
Kenya
26 votes
62%
38%
Albania
26 votes
58%
42%
Luxembourg
25 votes
16%
84%
Venezuela
23 votes
39%
61%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
21 votes
38%
62%
Guam
21 votes
62%
38%
Honduras
20 votes
85%
15
Barbados
20 votes
80%
20%
Jersey
20 votes
35%
65%
Tunisia
20 votes
60%
40%
Netherlands Antilles
19 votes
53%
47%
Guatemala
19 votes
58%
42%
Ukraine
18 votes
39%
61%
Ecuador
17 votes
59%
41%
Nigeria
17 votes
65%
35%
Isle of Man
16 votes
38%
62%
Georgia
15 votes
47%
53%
Faroe Islands
14 votes
71%
29%
Nepal
13 votes
8
92%
Peru
12 votes
58%
42%
Brunei Darussalam
12 votes
50%
50%
Maldives
12 votes
50%
50%
Bangladesh
12 votes
50%
50%
Sri Lanka
12 votes
33%
67%
Oman
11 votes
64%
36%
Aruba
11 votes
45%
55%
Mauritius
11 votes
36%
64%
Uruguay
10 votes
30%
70%
Cambodia
10 votes
40%
60%
Cayman Islands
9 votes
44%
56%
Bermuda
9 votes
56%
44%
Suriname
9 votes
67%
33%
Montenegro
9 votes
22%
78%
El Salvador
9 votes
44%
56%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
8 votes
88%
12
Gibraltar
8 votes
13
87%
Mongolia
8 votes
38%
62%
Palestinian Territory
8 votes
38%
62%
Bolivia
8 votes
50%
50%
Algeria
7 votes
57%
43%
Virgin Islands, British
7 votes
71%
29%
Azerbaijan
7 votes
57%
43%
Paraguay
7 votes
71%
29%
Uganda
7 votes
71%
29%
Iraq
7 votes
100%
Ghana
6 votes
83%
17%
Afghanistan
6 votes
67%
33%
Syrian Arab Republic
6 votes
33%
67%
Armenia
6 votes
33%
67%
Guyana
6 votes
83%
17%
Kazakhstan
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
5 votes
100%
Sudan
5 votes
100%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
5 votes
100%
Haiti
5 votes
100%
Tanzania, United Republic of
5 votes
60%
40%
Nicaragua
5 votes
80%
20%
Belize
4 votes
50%
50%
Guernsey
4 votes
100%
Namibia
4 votes
50%
50%
Antigua and Barbuda
4 votes
100%
Mariana Islands
4 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Asia/Pacific Region
3 votes
100%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Saint Lucia
3 votes
100%
Aland Islands
3 votes
100%
Fiji
2 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
2 votes
100%
Madagascar
2 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
100%
Macau
2 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
2 votes
100%
Mozambique
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
100%
Andorra
2 votes
50%
50%
Belarus
2 votes
100%
Swaziland
1 vote
100%
Malawi
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Zimbabwe
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Moldova, Republic of
1 vote
100%
Reunion
1 vote
100%
Greenland
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Satellite Provider
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +8
    guest from Florida, United States
    never make a deal with the father of lies..
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    9 months ago
    ico +2
    míam FemaleSilver Medal from Buenos Aires, Argentina
    Satan is gonna be so mad after my response
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    Satan isn't real so...
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    lolcat9001 Silver MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    Sup my ni**a Satan!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Hopefully I can afford rubbers.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    You only truly realize that God is all you need when he is all you have.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    satan isnt real. all bible thumpers are stuck in haiti LOL
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    then you get no deal if he doesn't exist.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I reject your logic and substitute my own.
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    3 years ago
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    ericw MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    ill pass on my wealth and power when i die before i die so satan doesnt get it back via my death
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    he isn't trying to get your wealth and power, he wants you to go to hell
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    QueenSkittles FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Virginia, United States
    I would never ask the devil for anything! I rather be the poorest girl in the world then make a deal with that 'thing'!
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    JAKE MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Texas, United States
    theres no telling what satan will do to ya
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    my bad
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from Australia
    doesnt say what the deal includes could just be do a push up
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    just moevveeeevveee
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Washington, United States
    Stay true to God
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Alaska, United States
    I wouldn't mess with the devil.
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    yellowelephant99 FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Oregon, United States
    OMG! I DIDN"T READ THE WHOLE QUESTION!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from United States
    I don't believe In satan, therefore, I can't make a deal with satan. But I can still be richer than Bill and lolBama.
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Satan all the way!
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ohio, United States
    EVIL
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    caseyl Bronze MedalBlue Star from Texas, United States
    Agnostic!
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Florida, United States
    Christian!
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    3 years ago
    ico +8
    guest from Florida, United States
    never make a deal with the father of lies..
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    3 years ago
    ico +5
    Wiggmuzzle MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    Sure, I'll make a deal with a mythical creature
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    guest from Florida, United States
    then you wouldn't have a deal. no satan, no deal, no riches.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i would live in haiti than move to my family in dominican rep lol
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maine, United States
    dumbest Q.. lol
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    3 years ago
    ico +5
    alexp Bronze MedalSuper Star from New Jersey, United States
    satan is just misunderstood...
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    seriously? what part, him being jealous of his Creator, then trying to overtake Him or the part where he's trying to get us to be on anyone's side but God's every chance he gets.. i might love money but i'd rather be free from any bondage whether it be Satan or my mother.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    aaronh2 Bronze MedalBlue Star from Maryland, United States
    F@*k YOU
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    moron
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    3 years ago
    ico
    caseyl Bronze MedalBlue Star from Texas, United States
    Agreed
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    3 years ago
    ico
    wakawaka Silver MedalSuper Star from United States
    Tak ethe money and power gained form my partnership with Satan and use it to fix up the poor parts of the world.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    jasoniccam Bronze MedalBlue Star from New York, United States
    I would be in the poorest part of Haiti and share my food with them
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Liege, Belgium
    You could still be suer rich and live in the poorest part of Haiti... jus sayin ;)
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    3 years ago
    ico +5
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I don't believe in Satan, so, yea.^^
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Haiti, I think it would teach my to value life more. And not to be a spoiled kid.
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    People aren't automatically spoiled if they have money
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Living a couple of years of nothingness
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    3 years ago
    ico +11
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Satan isn't real so I'll make a deal with this imaginary character
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    andreasl Silver MedalSuper Star from Nordjylland, Denmark
    Sometimes, being a Christian sucks :/
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    no, it just means we are stronger then everyone else because of God's power. it only sucks during the here
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    the bible never said it would be easy, it actually said it would be hard, and for us to push through. Be diligent.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from United States
    Oops!! I picked the satan one accidentally! Id rather live in haiti...
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    3 years ago
    ico +5
    ericc MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from United States
    I'm doing nothin with the devil
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    magentabluesky FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Colorado, United States
    im an atheist so wth i wanna be rich and powerful
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    if you are an atheist, why the belief in satan
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Indiana, United States
    i'm catholic,so i pick option a
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    3 years ago
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    kraml MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    if Satan isn't real then you don't get anything advertised in B
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I'm an atheist, so I'd go with B.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    nealt Silver MedalSuper Star from Alberta, Canada
    I can't vote. You have to be more specific about the deal I'm making with Satan.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I already live with Satan so.. Plus I'm going to hell anyways.. Sold my Soul when I was like 14 so..
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    i pray you find God.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    it's never too late. You can always repent.
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    3 years ago
    ico +5
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Satan isn't real so I get to be awesome FOR FREE!!
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    jakeshennanh Bronze MedalBlue Star from West Virginia, United States
    You won't be saying that in a few years.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Been to the poorest part of Haiti. Satan scares the hell out of me.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    HA! I see what you did there.
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    3 years ago
    ico +6
    andees Silver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    lets consider our eternal lifes people
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    good answer! finally someone who understands.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    oops
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    3 years ago
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    MetalicDzn Bronze Medal from Victoria, Australia
    No brainier.
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    satan isnt real. neither is god
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    wat the heck are you saying there real I'm a catholic christian don't say that
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    The use of "Satan" in the question is exactly why I chose Satan. Afterall, the existence of the specifically Judeo-Christian entity of Satan implies the existence of the Judeo-Christian God. If that is true, then Christianity is basically proven, as the Jewish entity of Satan rarely works outside the bounds of temptation. In Christianity, the only unforgivable sin is a failure to repent. Ergo: Make deal with Satan Repentance = Richer than Bill gates and more powerful than Obama and have eternal salvation. Sounds good to me, mate.
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    angel-boricua-lopez FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Florida, United States
    then you go to hell nd suffer for all eternity
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    that makes no sense, btw.. you repent for your sin. being richer than bill gates and more powerful than obama is not repenting, it's just a mere fact that you will be those things via selling your soul to satan.. in order to repent you must rid yourself of your sin by asking for forgiveness from the person wronged (God)
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    calebd MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    gahhh i didnt see the satan part -_-
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    didn't ANYONE hear of the story of the man who sold his soul to the devil? lmao
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Don't sell your soul, cause you can't buy it back.
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    3 years ago
    ico +5
    guest from California, United States
    this implies that we sold OUR soul in the deal
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    angel-boricua-lopez FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Florida, United States
    not we......only you since u said that
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    god and satan don't exist so?
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    angel-boricua-lopez FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Florida, United States
    if there was no god you wouldnt have been born dumbass
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    3 years ago
    ico
    zaina Male from United Kingdom
    and u cant say bg bang cos if there was no god there would be nobig bang
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    Retards who picked deal with Satan
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    purle Bronze MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    its my summer house. i live in fiji.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    who want to go to hell
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    depends on the deal
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Eternal life is better then a temporary life
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Aveiro, Portugal
    i dont believe either in god nor satan
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Indiana, United States
    screw satan
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    O_O Wow I can't believe which one has the highest percentage right now
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    3 years ago
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    Razzo Silver MedalSuper StarBronze Crown from Utah, United States
    Then you are a devil worshiper
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I accidentally picked Satan :p
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    HA, jokes on you, i'm Atheist
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    3 years ago
    ico +6
    guest from Virginia, United States
    ha its still on you because your going to hell for eternity
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
    HAHAH this is hilarious. Thanks for that.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    you won't be saying that when you're being eternally tortured
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    if you're atheist, God would not be in existence meaning there is no satan. option b wouldn't be an option since to you there is obviously no satan to make a deal with.. was that your point?
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Florida, United States
    U guys are crazie if u make a deal with Satan !!!!!:)
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    3 years ago
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    guest from California, United States
    believe in logic and reason, not deities.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    glad your ready for eternal suffering
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Jesus lover here!
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from Telemark, Norway
    I too love imaginary stuff.
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    3 years ago
    ico +6
    Believe in God not Satan.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Laguna, Philippines
    the belief in God automatically comes with the belief in satan, it only matters where you put your faith and trust.
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    3 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Satan's deal would bite me in the ass.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Illinois, United States
    How do we know that Satan is the bad one maybe god is the one just making sh*t up about Satan to make them like him more in other wordshow do we know god isn't the bad one
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Because God teaches us to be good, anything opposite of that is evil.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    satans messed up so r all u people that want to make a deal with him!!!
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Don't believe in satan, b*tches
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    3 years ago
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    patience Silver MedalSuper Star from Michigan, United States
    out of these 2 choices I would make the deal.
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from Iowa, United States
    There's no good deal with that side.
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    3 years ago
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    lazhyz Bronze MedalBlue Star from Texas, United States
    Live in a squalid hell whole while in this life, or live an unknown afterlife in hell... This was a toughy
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    Zscilencez7 Silver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    whats wrong with u people
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    ive sold my soul for that and it works great8 results
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Don't believe in Satan.
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    3 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from Italy
    Satan,you're always so kind :D
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    u fail HARD
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    im christian so satan i got the sword of the spirit with me
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    3 years ago
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    sabrias FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Michigan, United States
    Let's do it up Satan.
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    guest from Washington, United States
    welcome to hell
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    guest from Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
    welcome to fairytales
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    guest from Florida, United States
    welcome to ignorance
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    misbaha FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from New York, United States
    I clicked second by accident. -_- I didn't read the Satan part. UFGHHHHH. icuwefojqweg, God, forgive me.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    i would live in the poorest part of haiti with alot of money
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    What about the ppl who believe satan is fake?
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    guest from Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
    Its an easy pick ofcourse.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    If there's no satan, there's no deal. If there's no deal, you don't live life of wealth.
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    guest from Lisboa, Portugal
    B, because since satan doesn't exist I just got rich from a paranoid shcyzophrenic. I win.
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Satin doesnt exist....
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    guest from United States
    It totally does. My boxer briefs are 100% satin ;D
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    skip. satan, like god, doesn't exist
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    daym Bronze MedalBlue Star from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    It's a good thing all of the other options on this site -- like "have 10 wishes" or "watch your dreams on video" -- are so factually correct.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    if it wasnt fur god u wudnt be alive
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bang
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Yes.
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    guest from New York, United States
    I don't believe in Satan lol might as well be Santa!
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    because satans not real
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    guest from Texas, United States
    it doesnt say i have to live like them just to lie in ther area logic its a good thing
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Is this even a question?
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    duncana MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Massachusetts, United States
    have fun in hell, being satans sex slave for eternity.
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I would love to be a sex slave, and I bet satan would be great in bed. Come on, he's the king of sinners and an angel.
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    guest from Utrecht, Netherlands
    Like making a promise to a fairytale is going to change sh*t.. I'm talking about jesus ofcourse..
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    AWW YEAH feels good 'cause satan doesn't exist
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    guest from California, United States
    satan is pretend anyway so...
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    krazedanimal MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from New Jersey, United States
    EW screw haiti. sh*ts gross. SATAN = METAL!
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    No such thing is Satan soooooooooooo
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Haiti is the most friendly place ever.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I'd rather have a deal with Jesus lol
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    guest from Texas, United States
    assuming all this religious bull is real, id rather have a crappy 50 to 80 years, then receive an eternity of joy
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    angel-boricua-lopez FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Florida, United States
    id rather be poor than to be owned by the devil
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    o crap I read steam
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    samr Bronze MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    The devil doesn't exist, so...no REAL issue there
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Be in a unstable country, or powerful because of something not real? Hmmm......
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    oops
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    mugger450 Silver MedalSuper Star from Illinois, United States
    This doesn't say I lose my soul.
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    God would forgive me if I repent. God always has the final say.
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    bozokanga MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    i aint givin no ass to a faggot for satan.. ucrazy
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    guest from California, United States
    I
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    guest from United States
    oops wrong one
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    guest from California, United States
    Me too! I didnt read the whole thing!
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    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom
    2nd one
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    What is the world coming to. More people would rather be rich with Satan than help poor people?
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    aarond2 Bronze MedalSuper Star from South Australia, Australia
    If your over there your just as f*cked as them, if you have billions of dollars you can help Haiti
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    liamm2 Blue Star from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    It says nothing about helping them
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    I'll take my chances with Satan. He can't be all bad if he's making me rich and powerful
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I dont believe in satan so I'll take my chances
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    guest from California, United States
    Satan wouldn't be able to put up with me once I got down there.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I meant to pick the first one :/
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    The demon Prince Baal Sees through your lies mortal
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    RealityCheck Silver MedalSuper Star from West Virginia, United States
    What profiteth it a man to gain the whole world, and lose his soul?
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    buckeyefan421 Bronze MedalBlue Star from Illinois, United States
    u can lie in a deal
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    stupid a** people...
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    TardisGirl Silver MedalSuper Star from United States
    No one said you had to be poor if you lived in Haiti. Maybe you're a rich person helping everyone there.
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Jokes on Satan, I'm a ginger.
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    Heather FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    lol
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    guest from California, United States
    What do you mean go Satan!? I am a Christian and I dont really like Satan at all. No offense but I have to say this. Enjoy it when your not here.
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    guest from Texas, United States
    49: 51 haha I WIN!!!!!!!!!! go satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    I would be murdered before I would make a deal with Satan
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    SpicyTaco26 FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Agreed ;)
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    guest from York, United Kingdom
    this is scary!
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    guest from Lodzkie, Poland
    what's wrong with Satan?