Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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371,861 votes
2,050 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
4,013 votes
72.5%
27.5%
Girls
3,451 votes
61.6%
38.4%
Unknowns
364,397 votes
67.32%
32.68%

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United States
220,992 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
36,650 votes
66%
34%
Australia
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68%
32%
Canada
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68%
32%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
3,985 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
3,977 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
3,611 votes
70%
30%
Ireland
2,847 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
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65%
35%
Norway
2,321 votes
64%
36%
France
1,836 votes
54%
46%
Denmark
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65%
35%
Singapore
1,590 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,469 votes
58%
42%
Portugal
1,334 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
1,239 votes
64%
36%
Finland
1,196 votes
62%
38%
Philippines
1,163 votes
74%
26%
Romania
1,105 votes
58%
42%
India
941 votes
61%
39%
South Africa
938 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
849 votes
60%
40%
Belgium
834 votes
59%
41%
Croatia
777 votes
54%
46%
Italy
764 votes
45%
55%
Spain
715 votes
58%
42%
Saudi Arabia
682 votes
63%
37%
Israel
665 votes
59%
41%
Malaysia
653 votes
67%
33%
Hong Kong
649 votes
70%
30%
Serbia
634 votes
59%
41%
Greece
624 votes
57%
43%
Switzerland
592 votes
65%
35%
Austria
586 votes
62%
38%
Turkey
504 votes
50%
50%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Indonesia
474 votes
65%
35%
Poland
447 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
439 votes
49%
51%
Japan
431 votes
68%
32%
Bulgaria
406 votes
55%
45%
Hungary
388 votes
53%
47%
Puerto Rico
384 votes
60%
40%
Czech Republic
374 votes
57%
43%
Estonia
338 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
320 votes
58%
42%
Iceland
317 votes
59%
41%
Colombia
301 votes
55%
45%
Egypt
294 votes
62%
38%
China
281 votes
74%
26%
Thailand
270 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
261 votes
66%
34%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Taiwan
243 votes
57%
43%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
226 votes
65%
35%
Latvia
225 votes
60%
40%
Slovakia
194 votes
54%
46%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
194 votes
61%
39%
Pakistan
179 votes
47%
53%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Macedonia
169 votes
53%
47%
Chile
164 votes
57%
43%
Cyprus
155 votes
62%
38%
Costa Rica
150 votes
64%
36%
Jamaica
148 votes
79%
21%
Vietnam
137 votes
72%
28%
Trinidad and Tobago
136 votes
71%
29%
Lebanon
135 votes
67%
33%
Dominican Republic
133 votes
68%
32%
Albania
133 votes
50%
50%
Morocco
130 votes
62%
38%
Malta
115 votes
68%
32%
Panama
114 votes
58%
42%
Guam
109 votes
69%
31%
Bahamas
107 votes
73%
27%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Bahrain
107 votes
63%
37%
Venezuela
104 votes
63%
37%
Kenya
96 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
91 votes
65%
35%
Ukraine
84 votes
50%
50%
Luxembourg
81 votes
58%
42%
Georgia
77 votes
47%
53%
Jersey
69 votes
64%
36%
Tunisia
69 votes
55%
45%
Honduras
61 votes
70%
30%
Guatemala
58 votes
66%
34%
Bangladesh
58 votes
62%
38%
Ecuador
58 votes
62%
38%
Barbados
58 votes
81%
19%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
55 votes
60%
40%
Oman
54 votes
74%
26%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Peru
49 votes
57%
43%
Seychelles
48 votes
58%
42%
Sri Lanka
47 votes
55%
45%
Maldives
46 votes
39%
61%
Mauritius
46 votes
52%
48%
Bermuda
45 votes
73%
27%
Algeria
44 votes
45%
55%
Nigeria
43 votes
77%
23%
Uruguay
42 votes
48%
52%
Montenegro
40 votes
55%
45%
Faroe Islands
37 votes
73%
27%
Aruba
37 votes
73%
27%
Guernsey
36 votes
58%
42%
Cayman Islands
35 votes
66%
34%
Republic of Lithuania
33 votes
64%
36%
Nepal
32 votes
66%
34%
Iraq
31 votes
55%
45%
Belize
31 votes
61%
39%
El Salvador
30 votes
70%
30%
Cambodia
27 votes
78%
22%
Antigua and Barbuda
26 votes
69%
31%
Mongolia
25 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Korea
25 votes
60%
40%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Gibraltar
23 votes
61%
39%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
22 votes
73%
27%
Suriname
21 votes
76%
24%
Azerbaijan
21 votes
62%
38%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Paraguay
19 votes
68%
32%
Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Russia
18 votes
22%
78%
Guyana
17 votes
88%
12
Sudan
16 votes
75%
25%
Nicaragua
16 votes
44%
56%
Kazakhstan
16 votes
81%
19%
Belarus
16 votes
50%
50%
Armenia
16 votes
56%
44%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Uganda
14 votes
64%
36%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Haiti
11 votes
91%
9
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
9 votes
44%
56%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Fiji
8 votes
75%
25%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Mozambique
8 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Reunion
7 votes
29%
71%
Madagascar
7 votes
57%
43%
Curaçao
7 votes
86%
14
Angola
7 votes
57%
43%
Ethiopia
6 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
6 votes
67%
33%
Liechtenstein
6 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
New Caledonia
5 votes
40%
60%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Andorra
5 votes
20%
80%
Swaziland
5 votes
80%
20%
Iran
4 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
U.S. Virgin Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
Vanuatu
4 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
Zambia
4 votes
100%
Guadeloupe
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Liberia
2 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar [Burma]
2 votes
100%
Syria
2 votes
50%
50%
Republic of Moldova
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Cameroon
2 votes
100%
Laos
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Brunei
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Sint Maarten
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
British Virgin Islands
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Somalia
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +1137
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico +223
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    23 hours ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would look stupid in both outfits
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    23 hours ago
    ico
    guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom
    Jack Sparrow. Fvcking badass
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirate ninja :P
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Jerusalem, Israel
    I'm afraid of drowning
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    2 days ago
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    guest from Netherlands
    THIS WAS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT THE UNKNOWN GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    B*tch pls, why not both... so Edward Kenway it is.
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirtate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    id be a character from naruto. most likely itachi. tsukinomi my problems away. go blind. sister facepalms as i do the whole 'sasuke you are my new light!' just because i can.
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Has any one ever seen pirates of the carribean. Amazing. Although im a man, i love ya johnney depp and orlando bloom
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are cool btw im a tomboy :P:3
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    DO WHAT U WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, U R A PIRATE!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Screech!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I will be a ninja pirate. I will kick booty
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    It was dangerous for female pirates- a lot of men thought they were bad luck so kicked them off the ship and even if they were accepted they were just there to reproduce- it's disgusting
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    A life of plunder and debauchery for me
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Just said cause of jack sparrow
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    how could I NOT PICK JOHNNY DEPPS PICTURE?
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    What if I was a ninja with Jack Sparrow?
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Central Jutland, Denmark
    naruto1
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Just because it's Jack Sparrow. I'm choosing pirate.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    pirates may get the booty, but i stealth into the booty ;)
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    1 week ago
    ico
    hallaveryh from North Carolina, United States
    pirate all the way
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    linnellg MaleBronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    You are a pirate! Yar har dee duh da dee...
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
    A ninja in a pirate outfit (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Arthur Kirkland ftw
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    PIRATES ARE THE BEST!!!! Ahem, woo go pirates.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
    come on its jack sparrow who dident click that straight away
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    christopherm MaleGold Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    what if I became a pirate in the middle of my career? or vice versa?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    giannaj FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    DUH
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Assassins creed black flags has too much sailing
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    2 weeks ago
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    cutemuffins Female from United States
    NINJAS ARE AWESOME!!
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    2 weeks ago
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    SarahGibsonxd FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    Reason: Booze and gold.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    PIRATE EVERYTHING!!!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I would love to marry Jack Sparrow.... Love him with all my heart! Eyeliner Is what gets me I think... But only on him.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A ninja is better
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    StasiaAJ Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    ThicketTail909 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Indiana, United States
    Foxy da PIRATE Fox!!!!! (Plus I
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    More free
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Africa
    Why not be a Ninja-Pirate!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates tend to end up poor and stuff.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Raaaaasengan!!!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from County Waterford, Ireland
    ninjas never fought and rarely killed plus they did not wear black only dark gray
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Texas, United States
    was anybody else hoping this would come up
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    3 weeks ago
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    JadeKenworthy FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    Only clicked because I saw Captain Jack Sparrow
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Pirates because they're just better I'll give ya 3 examples that'll change ur mind 1. Jack sparrow 2. Monkey d. Luffy 3. Roronoro zoro
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Just pirates They're So much better I'll give u 3 examples which will change ur mind
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Sea ninja?
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    4 weeks ago
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    ladang MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Pirates suck
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    jasonm2 MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Only if im Captain Jack Sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I kill all pirate without you knowing
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I'm already playing pirate after
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Captain Hook from OUAT because he is bae
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Read the young samurai books THEY'VE GOT NINJA PIRATES
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    Yo ho a pirates life 4 me
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ginger+ninja=ginja
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    1 month ago
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    Silvergirl FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Pirates are rapists who fight for money while ninjas are (generally) heroes and are fighting for their country.
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    1 month ago
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    1p2a3p4e5 FemaleSilver Medal from Georgia, United States
    pirates are greedy
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    No your not guest from Malta Johnny depp is
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    If it was that pirate would
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Carter is a girl
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    And also he tried to hit Carter, so I hit him.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I want to cut Jack R in to pieces when I am a ninja. I really hate Jack R. he's a weirdo
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    i barf on boats
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    1 month ago
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Both
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninjas look cooler and don't get scurvy
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    An assassin pirate
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas can slice pirates less then 5 seconds
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I like da booty
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Wish i could be a pirate ninja
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    1 month ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Pirates are dirty.
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    FrostBite FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    That's Johnny Depp.... he attracted my mouse
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    true storybnhmt
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    ninja pirate
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Come on matters we are going on an adventure to unicornlandia
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    1 month ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    A pirate is a person who commits a crime on a beach...
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas get Southeastern Asian booty
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    1 month ago
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    slackergirl123 FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Saskatchewan, Canada
    " i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats in side it!"
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    1 month ago
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    cardboardcherry Silver Medal from Selangor, Malaysia
    Uh hello... backflips ftw
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Jack Sparrow is hot, I'm sorry I cannot hold it in any longer, like if you agree.
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    1 month ago
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be the best captain ever!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Girls hate both!!!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    pirates get guns... i like guns
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    ID BE FOXY!!!!!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Hordaland Fylke, Norway
    Pirateee
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    I'd rather not be seasick
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    kiwi_bird_J FemaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    I already am a Pirate
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas have less chance to drown
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    The kind in Naruto.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    Pirate because jack sparrow
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Naruto or luffy
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Africa
    67% of people proudly increase global warming
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I like whiskey. Sorry.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Imma seasick
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    1 month ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I know what to do if attacked but pirate...?
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    ChinasAllieCat FemaleSilver Medal from Tennessee, United States
    only a pirate if i became jack sparrow!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Come on people. Pirates get to pillage and rape
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    can't wait for naruto vs one peace comments
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    A ninja because i don't like the water
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    scrub the decks, do exhausting work, probably die from execution, battle or Desiase or just be an assassin?
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    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    Saw Jack Sparrow, clicked
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    A ninja pirate
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    pirates 4 ever
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    guest from Florida, United States
    yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is alright to be you are a pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Presumably,an honorable shinobi who doesn't practice the banches of ninjitzu invoving withcraft or a virtuous sea dog who always returns the spoils to his/her sovereignty.
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    guest from New York, United States
    u cant c me
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    Unngoy_1 Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    Asia FOREVER!!!
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    kingdrakin MaleBronze Medal from Iowa, United States
    so hard to decide
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Captain Hook (Colin O'donge
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    guest from Bradford, United Kingdom
    johnny depp is buff
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Niga
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    guest from California, United States
    I LOVE PIRATES!
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    guest from Plymouth, United Kingdom
    ninjas are good, pirates arent
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    i wanna be a ninja pirate
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    guest from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    I'm Luffy out of One Piece
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    guest from Saint Andrew, Jamaica
    a ninja thats like a musket or life time shiukens
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    guest from United Kingdom
    Because of foxy the pirate (five nights at freddys) also the rum
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    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    I thaught ninjas on a boat and stole were pirates
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    I could be a ninja pirate.
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    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    Nimpo!... RASENGAN
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    guest from South Dakota, United States
    ninja equals scare people till they pee there pants hahah
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    DO WATCHYA WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!!!
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    guest from Durham, United Kingdom
    Edward kenway
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    guest from Texas, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Barnet, United Kingdom
    pirate from one piece...AMAZING!!!
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    guest from United Kingdom
    Because I am a girl
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I CHANGE MY MIND. IM SCARED OF WATER IM BLACK !
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    naruto vs one piece
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate.
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    williams2 Male from Ontario, Canada
    Yar Har Fiddle Mic Dee being a pirate is alright with me
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    tresure!!!!!! And cute outfits + swords = YAY!
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    Pirates are MURDERERS and RAPISTS! Doesn't anybody know that? Pirates are the "BAD GUYS"!!
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    guest Bronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    b*tches it jack sparrow!!!! i with him!! peace out ninjas yall SUCK!!!
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    guest from Italy
    how bout f***in pirate ninjas???
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninjas are at least healthier
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Swiggity swoogity coming for dat booty
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    My name Chaniqwah and I'm 7 years olde and I chos ninja becos I want be power ranger ninja storm. Bi bi
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Jack sparrow is HOT
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    zoes2 FemaleBronze Medal from Maryland, United States
    BRING ME THE HORIZON
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    then i could meet hook from once a pone a time and well... you know the rest
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Actuoy I'd rather be a pinga
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    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are sneaky and mostly asian!
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Yar har feeble dee dee
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    guest from California, United States
    Lol that funny
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    "I'm a high pries Vatican assassin warlock"
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Stealth
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    guest from New York, United States
    I won't get sea sick and vomit everywhere
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    pineapple
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    hokuk Female from Hawaii, United States
    Naruto or One Piece?
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Well considering women on a ship is considered bad luck, I guess I have to go with ninja cuz I'm a chick.
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    guest from Hounslow, United Kingdom
    Somali pirates I'm luvin it doodoodoodooodoodooo
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    guest from Vestfold, Norway
    YO HO IM A PIRATE
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates take as they please while ninjas live by a code
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    guest from New York, United States
    Silent but deadly
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    frederick MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    One Piece > Naruto
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Anyone heard of Edward Kenway? I'm gonna be him.
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A ninja
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    guest from Wakefield, United Kingdom
    Pirates are sh*t
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    Captain jack sparrow I got a jar of dirt
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    yar yar didley dee I am a pirate its so clear to me do what I want cuz a pirate is free I am a pirate
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    all the moneyzzzz
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Saw jack sparrow and immediately clicked
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    You are idiots if you chose pirate
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    guest from New York, United States
    pirates are dirty
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    IwillNoScoopU Silver Medal from Seoul-t'ukpyolsi, South Korea
    I'm sorry jack. lol
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Neither
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A ninja bc.... Idk
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates are much better
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    guest from New York, United States
    Or a ninja pirate!
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    guest from Limassol, Cyprus
    If you're a pirate you get caught and put to jail
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    Arisat MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Georgia, United States
    captain luffy
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'd be the Captain Jack Sparrow of ninjas
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    NINJA KILLZ PIRATE WOOOO
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    guest from United States
    Nnow you see me nnow you don't
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    guest from United States
    Mogha
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    guest from Flanders, Belgium
    a pirate is just somebody who is considered to have done a crime on the sea including internet crimes so most of the pirates are fat bastards
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Today's pirates are murders who live in Somalia and have awful lives
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    A NINJA HELL YEAH
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    guest from Muhafazat Masqat, Oman
    Are you are a pirate!
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Being a ninja doesnt mean your some assasin. Use the inner ninja for good. Pirates were never good and were always blinded by their greed
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    guest from Hong Kong
    I don't have to have sh*ts on a boat today
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    K3414n Female from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja pirate...duh
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    not much pirates anymore, ninjas are more skilled
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Seems like more of an adventure. Plus the girls really dig it! But imagine all the extraordinary views and awesome fighting skills you would have as a ninja. But for some reason the pirates life seems all too familiar... I feel like i was a porate in a past life so im going to stick with my gut response. Matey.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Kaizoku
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NINJAS R AWESOME
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    Johnny Depp is god....
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    guest from Texas, United States
    lol
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    id be a ninja pirate
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    I don't steal things
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    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are less likely to be shredded by cannonballs.
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    C'mon mates I always was a pirate
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    guest from Texas, United States
    WAIIIIIIIIII
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    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    WHERES THE RUM GONE
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    lachlanm2 MaleSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates died of scurvy alot and were overall pretty boring but ninjutsu i can use