Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 6 years ago)

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888,835 votes
4,566 comments

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Guys
8,124 votes
70.9%
29.1%
Girls
5,298 votes
60.2%
39.8%
Unknowns
875,413 votes
67.69%
32.31%

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United States
457,335 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
90,745 votes
68%
32%
Canada
46,043 votes
70%
30%
Australia
45,888 votes
69%
31%
Spain
23,194 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
12,976 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
12,370 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
9,496 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
9,101 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
8,678 votes
71%
29%
Ireland
6,934 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
6,675 votes
67%
33%
France
6,197 votes
59%
41%
Italy
6,136 votes
52%
48%
Norway
5,751 votes
67%
33%
Philippines
5,437 votes
77%
23%
Denmark
5,181 votes
69%
31%
Colombia
4,162 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
3,842 votes
74%
26%
United Arab Emirates
3,806 votes
66%
34%
Indonesia
3,635 votes
63%
37%
Portugal
3,625 votes
64%
36%
Chile
3,605 votes
60%
40%
Finland
3,591 votes
62%
38%
Belgium
3,541 votes
60%
40%
Romania
3,469 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
3,376 votes
64%
36%
South Africa
3,294 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
3,036 votes
70%
30%
India
2,958 votes
63%
37%
Greece
2,701 votes
54%
46%
Croatia
2,547 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
2,438 votes
62%
38%
Saudi Arabia
2,211 votes
65%
35%
Turkey
2,057 votes
55%
45%
Switzerland
1,946 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,908 votes
60%
40%
Bulgaria
1,896 votes
58%
42%
Israel
1,890 votes
62%
38%
Poland
1,879 votes
59%
41%
Venezuela
1,829 votes
68%
32%
Czech Republic
1,717 votes
57%
43%
Peru
1,542 votes
65%
35%
Hong Kong
1,449 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,315 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
1,285 votes
64%
36%
Slovenia
1,164 votes
51%
49%
Ecuador
1,136 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
1,084 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
1,034 votes
66%
34%
Estonia
1,009 votes
58%
42%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,006 votes
65%
35%
Thailand
967 votes
67%
33%
Republic of Lithuania
950 votes
61%
39%
Japan
948 votes
68%
32%
Costa Rica
909 votes
67%
33%
Macedonia
885 votes
61%
39%
Iceland
869 votes
58%
42%
Egypt
853 votes
62%
38%
Pakistan
843 votes
60%
40%
Latvia
804 votes
61%
39%
Vietnam
801 votes
73%
27%
Dominican Republic
793 votes
71%
29%
Slovakia
790 votes
55%
45%
Qatar
751 votes
67%
33%
Albania
725 votes
56%
44%
Russia
645 votes
56%
44%
Lebanon
593 votes
68%
32%
Panama
590 votes
62%
38%
Taiwan
486 votes
65%
35%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Cyprus
484 votes
62%
38%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
472 votes
67%
33%
Malta
462 votes
61%
39%
Trinidad and Tobago
457 votes
73%
27%
Honduras
454 votes
74%
26%
Jamaica
425 votes
78%
22%
Morocco
405 votes
59%
41%
China
402 votes
72%
28%
Guatemala
399 votes
66%
34%
Bahrain
375 votes
65%
35%
Republic of Korea
375 votes
66%
34%
Georgia
374 votes
58%
42%
Ukraine
335 votes
59%
41%
Iraq
329 votes
59%
41%
Paraguay
305 votes
62%
38%
El Salvador
305 votes
65%
35%
Unknown
295 votes
63%
37%
Guam
286 votes
73%
27%
Bahamas
281 votes
75%
25%
Kenya
277 votes
65%
35%
Bolivia
263 votes
60%
40%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Algeria
260 votes
48%
52%
Bangladesh
252 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Montenegro
229 votes
61%
39%
Luxembourg
227 votes
63%
37%
Tunisia
227 votes
55%
45%
Oman
210 votes
69%
31%
Mauritius
200 votes
59%
41%
Brunei
199 votes
76%
24%
Nepal
185 votes
70%
30%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Iran
166 votes
60%
40%
Barbados
163 votes
77%
23%
Sri Lanka
154 votes
55%
45%
Cambodia
151 votes
79%
21%
Nicaragua
148 votes
70%
30%
Isle of Man
139 votes
73%
27%
Suriname
136 votes
74%
26%
Jersey
135 votes
64%
36%
Maldives
130 votes
42%
58%
Nigeria
115 votes
73%
27%
Faroe Islands
115 votes
63%
37%
Aruba
114 votes
76%
24%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Belize
101 votes
67%
33%
Bermuda
99 votes
76%
24%
Mongolia
98 votes
69%
31%
Azerbaijan
98 votes
62%
38%
Namibia
98 votes
71%
29%
Curaçao
97 votes
73%
27%
Cayman Islands
91 votes
62%
38%
Armenia
72 votes
50%
50%
Republic of Moldova
72 votes
64%
36%
Ghana
71 votes
76%
24%
Kazakhstan
70 votes
76%
24%
Syria
65 votes
63%
37%
Guernsey
64 votes
66%
34%
Palestine
60 votes
68%
32%
Belarus
59 votes
59%
41%
Gibraltar
58 votes
64%
36%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
56 votes
77%
23%
Seychelles
56 votes
57%
43%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Sudan
52 votes
71%
29%
Myanmar [Burma]
49 votes
69%
31%
Antigua and Barbuda
47 votes
66%
34%
Fiji
45 votes
73%
27%
Andorra
42 votes
62%
38%
Tanzania
41 votes
56%
44%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
40 votes
70%
30%
Botswana
39 votes
67%
33%
Zimbabwe
36 votes
61%
39%
Zambia
35 votes
71%
29%
Mozambique
34 votes
62%
38%
Reunion
34 votes
47%
53%
New Caledonia
32 votes
59%
41%
Northern Mariana Islands
31 votes
77%
23%
Macao
31 votes
77%
23%
Senegal
30 votes
63%
37%
Saint Lucia
29 votes
72%
28%
U.S. Virgin Islands
29 votes
66%
34%
Uganda
28 votes
61%
39%
Sint Maarten
28 votes
68%
32%
Grenada
24 votes
79%
21%
Dominica
22 votes
64%
36%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Haiti
21 votes
81%
19%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Ethiopia
20 votes
70%
30%
Libya
20 votes
65%
35%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Afghanistan
19 votes
53%
47%
Turks and Caicos Islands
19 votes
47%
53%
Greenland
18 votes
72%
28%
Angola
17 votes
71%
29%
Madagascar
16 votes
63%
37%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Laos
15 votes
73%
27%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
Swaziland
14 votes
86%
14
Anguilla
13 votes
62%
38%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Monaco
13 votes
46%
54%
British Virgin Islands
13 votes
77%
23%
Åland
13 votes
54%
46%
Guadeloupe
12 votes
83%
17%
Uzbekistan
12 votes
75%
25%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Bonaire
11 votes
55%
45%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Somalia
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Martin
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Liechtenstein
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Rwanda
8 votes
88%
12
Cuba
8 votes
75%
25%
American Samoa
8 votes
63%
37%
Yemen
7 votes
86%
14
Vanuatu
7 votes
71%
29%
Samoa
7 votes
86%
14
Kyrgyzstan
7 votes
57%
43%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
6 votes
50%
50%
Liberia
6 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
6 votes
83%
17%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
East Timor
4 votes
100%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Ivory Coast
2 votes
50%
50%
Gambia
2 votes
100%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Kosovo
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Burundi
1 vote
100%
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    5 years ago
    ico +2595
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico +973
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Andalusia, Spain
    Pirates literally don't shower
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Pirates always die
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I love pirates of the Caribbean LOVE LOVE
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Central Luzon, Philippines
    i would get my ship wrecked and drown if i choose pirate
  • image
    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Sefton, United Kingdom
    Ninja stab your enemies
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Introducing green cyborg ninja dude
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I don’t like walking planks, I can’t swim
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    Hardest choice. But i can be a ninja and become a pirate
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Hlavni mesto Praha, Czech Republic
    CAPTAIN JACK SPAROW HES MY LIFE I EVEN TODAY WATCH THE LAST PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AHHHH
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are disciplined and pirates can have fun
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    OH SHUT UP
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    A pirate dies from a ship wreak
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    hell aght
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Brittany, France
    eliyahm dude ninjas kill pple too
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    lol ninja
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    You'd still live today, so get ready to be murderer by a somali pirate warlord if you chose the second one.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    Scurvy, do I even need to continue?
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Ninjas dont live crappy lives.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i love swimming but not drowning and swimming with box jellyfish and other thing and box jelly fish are most venomous
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas are more stealthy.... how do you hide a big ship? Decreases the chances of getting caught and killed
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Eeeyyy mates
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ummm Nina’s r outlaws
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    NINJA NINJA NINJA
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    1 month ago
    ico
    blazegamergirl Female from California, United States
    ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I don’t like ninjas
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    @eliyahm ninjas are also outlaws
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates wont see the ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    ninja beats pirate EASY!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    lisib FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates are at sea for so long. Months/Years at a time. They don't take showers or brush their teeth... and they get scurvy because they can't pack vegetables because vegetables don't really last in storage for years/months.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    RayniiDay from Ohio, United States
    I got a jar of dirt!~ I got a jar of dirt!~ And guess what's inside it!~
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    1 month ago
    ico
    rratherbeingture Male from Oregon, United States
    DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    BOTH DECISIONS ARE HARD I LOVE BOTH
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    I din't even read it i saw Jack sparrow and i click an it
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I would definitely be CPT sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Is that Jack Sparrow? No way
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    1 month ago
    ico
    no_one_cares from Canterbury, New Zealand
    I WILL NEVE BETRAY CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    Естествено че ще бъда пират.Карибски пирати ми е любимия филм.А и Джак Спароу е много секси.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    i want to be in CAPTAIN jack sparrow's crew
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    i just saw the picture
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i love pirites of caribean
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Y is the rum gone
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Savvy?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    boom boom boom boom,the icha ha,me su mier,denien house,Boom boom boom boom,ahhh
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Pirates Are Only For The 1500s
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    More skills with actual good weapons.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ninga go
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    r.i.p pirates 1-3
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    2 months ago
    ico
    mariusf Male from Oslo County, Norway
    As much as I would LOVE to be a pirate, ninjas are way more badass with their katanas and parkour skills
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    NINJA GOOOOOO
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Provincie Utrecht, Netherlands
    wow I would e a straw hat pirate :D luffy I'm coming!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ching chong...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    being on the sea and having a fear of drowning
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    2 months ago
    ico
    UnknownFate Female from California, United States
    I don't want to smell and steal ;-;
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    EVERYONE DO THE GENJI! ITS YOUR BEST CHOICE!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    MasterMoni Male from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    NINJITSU!!!!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Lorrainerz Female from Central Visayas, Philippines
    Im the successor of Lord Seventh and I shall surpass all the other Hokages. Thats my ninja way
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates can get sentenced to death
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    whoosh whoosh into your girl
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    The age old question ninja or pirate
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Following in my ancestors footsteps, aaaaaww yeaaaah
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates Life
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    hey guys remember how pirates were rapists and terrorists who killed people and stole and died of scurvy
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    yeet ninga
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Île-de-France, France
    Both seem horrible to me
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    BOOTY
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    NAruto im coming
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    3 months ago
    ico
    ponyfan1023 from Florida, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE YAR HAR
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    You will remember this as the day you ALMOST caught captain jack sparrow!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Johnny depp over near unstoppable stealth machine any day.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Scurvy
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    3 months ago
    ico
    MossyFFA Male from Torbay, United Kingdom
    Who the F*CK wants to be a pirate?
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Riga, Latvia
    Stealthy
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    3 months ago
    ico
    kawaiipug7 Female from Texas, United States
    ninjass
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Frikin slay all dat sh*t
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    Gunssssss
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Judetul Timis, Romania
    If you'd make a little research on a pirate's life, you'd be most likely to choose the same as me
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Serbia
    I AM GINGER NINJA!!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockholm, Sweden
    Arrrr the ninja dont have the booty they go in the plank
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    Jack sparrow
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta, Indonesia
    ASSAASINATE
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I get to karate-kick a guy in his no-no spot and then chop it off with the katana then dice it 10 times in the air, EPIC!!!!!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    both
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Region du Grand Casablanca, Morocco
    NINJA'S ARE BAE AS F**K OKAY
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Groningen, Netherlands
    jack sparrow!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    I picked pirate and then thought about everything bad about being a pirate.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    'coz then I can kill Donald Trump.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    The idea of pirates is sexy
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Jalisco, Mexico
    Do what you want, 'cause a pirate lives free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, You are a pirate! (spoken)You are a pirate! (crowd)Yay! We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away! We'll dig up the box, (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say HOORAY! (girl's voice) Yar, har, fiddle di dee. If you love to sail the sea, You are a pirate! (spoken) Weigh anchooor! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, You are a pirate! Arr yarr, ahoy and avast, Dig in the dirt and dig in it fast! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate!
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Jalisco, Mexico
    Do what you want, 'cause a pirate lives free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, You are a pirate! (spoken)You are a pirate! (crowd)Yay! We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away!
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    YOU ARE A PIRATE YAR HAR
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Naruto Universe Here I Come
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    You can't really do anything with your life as a ninja.
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    guest from Istanbul, Turkey
    A badass assasin or a drunk nutjob? I'll take the former
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    guest from Central Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
    Booty lol
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    I am a ninja of the pirates
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    do i get scrve
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    guest from California, United States
    yo a pirate, think about it, you sail the seven seas, you steal loot, you destroy ships, and you can be a ninja pirate right, also if I were like jack sparrow then we all know what's better
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Can grow me beard and kill me haters with a musket and get drunk anytime
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    guest from New York, United States
    one word:foxy.
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    guest from Washington, United States
    For anyone who chose pirates you realize this probably means real life historical pirates not movie pirates right?
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    guest from Provincie Utrecht, Netherlands
    jo ho jo ho a pirates life 4 me
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    pirate
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    If most ninjas didn't have awesome outfits I'd chose pirate yo ho ho
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    guest from Florida, United States
    um well I wouldn't lol
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Lol
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Jack sparrow is cool but I like ninjas more
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow parley
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Splatfest right here
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    ninja
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I'll murder my tv
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Johnny depp
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    guest from California, United States
    NINJA.... OHH YEAH.. SELF DEFENSE, KIDS.
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I wanna be a ninja so i can slice someone face open!!!
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I become a pirate, I would be hunted my entire(probably short) life. Where as, if I became a ninja, I could do sneaky ninja sh*t and nobody would know it was me.
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A pirate so I could be with Captain Hook~ OUAT
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I chose the wrong one
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    You could steal loot and live on the seas with all your friends being a legend
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    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    i dont want to get dumped in the ocean with a great white shark
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas will beat yo a##...
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    LOLOL PIRATES GET BOOTS OF BOTH KINDS
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    4 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I accidentally picked pirate. This is a bit controversial for me cuz I'm somali. There's somali pirates and al Qaeda lool
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    im a ninja (no your not) did you see me do that (do what exactly) thumbs up if you know whats thats from
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    guest from Vojvodina, Serbia
    you are apirate
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    that reminds me of the new descendants movie
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    dammnnnnnn
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    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    Why is this even a question? It doesn't matter which you choose - As a pirate, you're evil to the crown.And as a ninja, you're evil to your targets..
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    Slicer99Gaming MaleBronze Medal from New York, United States
    even if i was a outlaw ninja, i woudn't be caught (most likely) but if i were a pirate, i'd be caught within a day
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    yeah im not getting sea sick or being caught in a sea storm/ hurricane
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ill get syou me booty anyways as a pirate
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    jack is a boss
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Pirates are usually escaped prisoners or slaves with no fighting skill
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Names jack.
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    guest from Østfold, Norway
    A ninja can become an assassin cuz it has the skills
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm Jack sparrow
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    YES I CAN FINNALY BE SASUKE UCHIHA
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I'm not going to be very dirty (oh gosh that sounds so wrong))
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Pirates because Johnny Depp was a pirate:-)
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    guest from Staffordshire, United Kingdom
    Adventure awaits beyond the seas.
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    guest from City of Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago
    ninja so i can be N.Captain Savvy
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    lol I play assassins creed IV black flag.... (that's the pirate one)
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    guest from Texas, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE(solid reference)
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    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate captain cause I can make my crew do everything
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    guest from Province of Batangas, Philippines
    Ninja To Have Awesome Weponery And Skills To Beat Pirates
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates life is the life for me
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    #JAROFDIRT
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Only because the pictures jack sparrow
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    CeperFett from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    oW man this is hard
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Idk which one bc I didn't read the ? and I just say jack so I tapped it lol
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    AAIIIYYYYY!!,!I am from Pirates of the Carebeen if that's how you spell it
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    You would not be captain jack sparrow but Mabee I will see u scrubbing the floor wile a throw my stars at ya
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    ninja weapons
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    One piece
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    most pirates are not successful and it is terrible at sea
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    guest from California, United States
    Who likes For Honor, Shonobi is a ninja!
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    ASH-GRENINJA BABY
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    5 months ago
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    guest Silver Medal from California, United States
    Duh they're awesome
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    guest Silver Medal from California, United States
    a ninja
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Stealth gang represent!
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Captain Jack Sparrow is awesome!!!!
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates are selfish brats, and always have been. If people actually did their research they'd know. What about the pigs that attack refugees on boats, for example? Or the disgusting jerks that raided towns long ago?!?!?!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    I will be a nija beacause they get a better life
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    guest from Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bosnia and Herzegovina
    My first show was about ninja it was ninja turtles and the next game he was pirate foxy the pirate fox! this was hard Question but ninjas are first i watch and thats all
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja cool pirate bad ass
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    *the curse of the black pearl music plays* ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PIRATe....AND i don't like ninja's
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Jack Sparrow being there instantly bought it for me.
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    guest from California, United States
    i hate pirets so ninja and you do cool stuf
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Mr. Ninga is so popular!
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    do wat u want cuz a pirate is free u r a pirate, YAR HAR
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    guest from California, United States
    A pirate yeah(i hope i found a partner who is as handsome as jack sparrow) :v
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    the real question is would you rather be a ninja or Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    I dpn
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    maximillianz MaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States
    Missclick neutral
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    guest from Buskerud, Norway
    One piece pirate
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    LOL
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Wuddabout if my ship sinks...
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    A ninja can become an experienced fighting pirate! I do prefer pirates, but chose this because of my point!
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    epic flips or scurvy?
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    I'm a ninja with a suppresed sniper.
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    yoho a pirate is free you are a pirate
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Not actual booty
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Jacksepticeye
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    guest from East Java, Indonesia
    Arrrrr
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    YAR HAR
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    ooooohhhhhhh pirates of the caribean
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    Evanishere MaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from North Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
    Mofo I just got my big azz boat
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Id be one from one piece
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    pirates cant fight with shirukins
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I could disguise as a pirate. Also becoming genji would be awesome
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    guest from Beijing Shi, China
    pirate is dangerous