Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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332,217 votes
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Guys
3,586 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
3,192 votes
61.7%
38.3%
Unknowns
325,439 votes
67.19%
32.81%

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68%
32%
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66%
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68%
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Unknown
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Germany
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64%
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Netherlands
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69%
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Ireland
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68%
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64%
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Norway
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63%
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France
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Singapore
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72%
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Denmark
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64%
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Mexico
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Portugal
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64%
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United Arab Emirates
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Philippines
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75%
25%
Romania
952 votes
58%
42%
Finland
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62%
38%
South Africa
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60%
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India
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Italy
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Spain
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Hong Kong
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Saudi Arabia
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62%
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Israel
550 votes
59%
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Malaysia
547 votes
67%
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Greece
509 votes
57%
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Serbia
508 votes
57%
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Switzerland
489 votes
64%
36%
Austria
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62%
38%
Europe
464 votes
56%
44%
Turkey
420 votes
50%
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Japan
397 votes
68%
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Poland
396 votes
58%
42%
Indonesia
396 votes
65%
35%
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379 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
347 votes
61%
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Bulgaria
339 votes
55%
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Czech Republic
318 votes
57%
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Hungary
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55%
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Argentina
281 votes
57%
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Estonia
280 votes
56%
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China
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74%
26%
Colombia
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54%
46%
Egypt
262 votes
62%
38%
Iceland
256 votes
59%
41%
South Korea
255 votes
71%
29%
Lithuania
242 votes
60%
40%
Russian Federation
232 votes
50%
50%
Thailand
228 votes
63%
37%
Taiwan
226 votes
56%
44%
Kuwait
215 votes
67%
33%
Qatar
180 votes
63%
37%
Jordan
169 votes
66%
34%
Latvia
166 votes
57%
43%
Pakistan
166 votes
49%
51%
Slovakia
164 votes
54%
46%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
155 votes
57%
43%
Chile
149 votes
56%
44%
Macedonia
132 votes
52%
48%
Jamaica
132 votes
81%
19%
Cyprus
132 votes
62%
38%
Costa Rica
130 votes
65%
35%
Lebanon
123 votes
68%
32%
Trinidad and Tobago
117 votes
71%
29%
Dominican Republic
116 votes
66%
34%
Malta
110 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
110 votes
75%
25%
Morocco
109 votes
61%
39%
Albania
108 votes
51%
49%
Panama
107 votes
59%
41%
Anonymous Proxy
101 votes
73%
27%
Bahamas
97 votes
74%
26%
Guam
90 votes
69%
31%
Bahrain
89 votes
62%
38%
Venezuela
88 votes
65%
35%
Kenya
83 votes
69%
31%
Ukraine
76 votes
50%
50%
Georgia
69 votes
46%
54%
Luxembourg
67 votes
57%
43%
Jersey
61 votes
61%
39%
Tunisia
60 votes
57%
43%
Ecuador
56 votes
63%
37%
Brunei Darussalam
55 votes
71%
29%
Barbados
54 votes
81%
19%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
53 votes
55%
45%
Honduras
53 votes
74%
26%
Bangladesh
52 votes
63%
37%
Isle of Man
52 votes
60%
40%
Netherlands Antilles
51 votes
71%
29%
Guatemala
51 votes
65%
35%
Seychelles
47 votes
57%
43%
Peru
47 votes
60%
40%
Oman
42 votes
76%
24%
Bermuda
41 votes
73%
27%
Mauritius
40 votes
55%
45%
Uruguay
40 votes
48%
52%
Maldives
38 votes
37%
63%
Sri Lanka
37 votes
59%
41%
Algeria
37 votes
46%
54%
Nigeria
34 votes
74%
26%
Faroe Islands
33 votes
70%
30%
Aruba
33 votes
70%
30%
Cayman Islands
33 votes
67%
33%
Guernsey
32 votes
59%
41%
Montenegro
31 votes
52%
48%
El Salvador
27 votes
67%
33%
Iraq
25 votes
52%
48%
Mongolia
25 votes
64%
36%
Antigua and Barbuda
24 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Cambodia
23 votes
78%
22%
Belize
23 votes
70%
30%
Nepal
23 votes
61%
39%
Gibraltar
22 votes
64%
36%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Suriname
20 votes
75%
25%
Azerbaijan
19 votes
63%
37%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Paraguay
17 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
17 votes
88%
12
Sudan
15 votes
80%
20%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Armenia
13 votes
54%
46%
Kazakhstan
13 votes
77%
23%
Belarus
13 votes
54%
46%
Uganda
13 votes
62%
38%
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Haiti
11 votes
91%
9
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Moldova, Republic of
9 votes
89%
11
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Senegal
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
6 votes
33%
67%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Mozambique
6 votes
83%
17%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
5 votes
80%
20%
Fiji
5 votes
80%
20%
Ethiopia
5 votes
40%
60%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zimbabwe
5 votes
60%
40%
Virgin Islands, British
5 votes
60%
40%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Andorra
4 votes
25%
75%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Vanuatu
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Martinique
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Zambia
3 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Somalia
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +1020
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    10 months ago
    ico +178
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninjas are at least healthier
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Swiggity swoogity coming for dat booty
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    My name Chaniqwah and I'm 7 years olde and I chos ninja becos I want be power ranger ninja storm. Bi bi
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Jack sparrow is HOT
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    6 days ago
    ico
    zoes2 FemaleBronze Medal from Maryland, United States
    BRING ME THE HORIZON
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    then i could meet hook from once a pone a time and well... you know the rest
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Actuoy I'd rather be a pinga
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are sneaky and mostly asian!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Yar har feeble dee dee
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol that funny
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    "I'm a high pries Vatican assassin warlock"
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Stealth
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I won't get sea sick and vomit everywhere
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    pineapple
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    1 week ago
    ico
    hokuk Female from Hawaii, United States
    Naruto or One Piece?
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Well considering women on a ship is considered bad luck, I guess I have to go with ninja cuz I'm a chick.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Hounslow, United Kingdom
    Somali pirates I'm luvin it doodoodoodooodoodooo
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Vestfold, Norway
    YO HO IM A PIRATE
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates take as they please while ninjas live by a code
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Silent but deadly
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    frederick MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    One Piece > Naruto
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Anyone heard of Edward Kenway? I'm gonna be him.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A ninja
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Wakefield, United Kingdom
    Pirates are sh*t
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Captain jack sparrow I got a jar of dirt
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    yar yar didley dee I am a pirate its so clear to me do what I want cuz a pirate is free I am a pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    all the moneyzzzz
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Saw jack sparrow and immediately clicked
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    You are idiots if you chose pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    pirates are dirty
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    IwillNoScoopU Silver Medal from Seoul-t'ukpyolsi, South Korea
    I'm sorry jack. lol
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Neither
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A ninja bc.... Idk
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates are much better
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Or a ninja pirate!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Limassol, Cyprus
    If you're a pirate you get caught and put to jail
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Arisat MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Georgia, United States
    captain luffy
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'd be the Captain Jack Sparrow of ninjas
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    NINJA KILLZ PIRATE WOOOO
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Nnow you see me nnow you don't
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Mogha
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Flanders, Belgium
    a pirate is just somebody who is considered to have done a crime on the sea including internet crimes so most of the pirates are fat bastards
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Today's pirates are murders who live in Somalia and have awful lives
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    A NINJA HELL YEAH
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat Masqat, Oman
    Are you are a pirate!
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Being a ninja doesnt mean your some assasin. Use the inner ninja for good. Pirates were never good and were always blinded by their greed
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    I don't have to have sh*ts on a boat today
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    K3414n Female from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja pirate...duh
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    not much pirates anymore, ninjas are more skilled
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Seems like more of an adventure. Plus the girls really dig it! But imagine all the extraordinary views and awesome fighting skills you would have as a ninja. But for some reason the pirates life seems all too familiar... I feel like i was a porate in a past life so im going to stick with my gut response. Matey.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Kaizoku
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NINJAS R AWESOME
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Johnny Depp is god....
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    id be a ninja pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    I don't steal things
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are less likely to be shredded by cannonballs.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    C'mon mates I always was a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    WAIIIIIIIIII
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    WHERES THE RUM GONE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    lachlanm2 MaleSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates died of scurvy alot and were overall pretty boring but ninjutsu i can use
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates live horrible lives on the ship
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    NINJAAAAA
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    1 month ago
    ico
    HlywdSmpson MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    I'd be on Luffy's crew ONE PIECE 4EVER
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    unless there were mermaids. like super hot slutty ones that grow legs on land.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    There's one thing you forgot, 'I'm Captain Jack Sparrow'
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    1 month ago
    ico
    MyPassIs123456 Bronze Medal from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I'm already a pirate. Now to.. oh wait you mean a real pirate. Nah, too much scurvy. I'll be a ninja!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    LordBalkara MaleSilver Medal from Illinois, United States
    Depends on whether it's the real or fake kind of pirate and ninja. Fake= pirate cause jack sparrow real= ninja cause real pirates rape and murder
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    But... scurvy....
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    If I'm a ninja, I can pretend to be a pirate and no one would know....
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Leeds, United Kingdom
    Ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Sparrow attracted my mouse
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    You will always r ember this as the day you almost caught Captin Jack sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    are u guys stupid u know how many diseases pirates get
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates should go to jail.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    I could be Jack Sparrows ninja guards- ? ;)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Pirates are ninja and after the fall of the samurai ninja became obsolete.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    cause you are a pirate and a pirate is free
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are stealers and that is a sin
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hampshire, United Kingdom
    pirates are cooler
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Lepigeon Bronze Medal from Nebraska, United States
    i could be all like, SMOKE BOMB!!!! POOF!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    im with you man, those pirates like the booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    They're both dumb I just had to pick one
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are stinky thieves
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i clicked on it when i saw jhonny depp..
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I already am a ninja but whatever
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I am a ninja. No ur not. Did u see me do that. Do what. Exactaly.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    i wanna meet the hokage
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    EDWARD KENWAY!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    One word: GOLD
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninga
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja seems more epic
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are boss
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    I wanted to be Edward Kennway... Everybody else said NO.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    hit wrong one sorry
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    2 months ago
    ico
    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    Who else just immediately picked Jack Sparrow?!?!? Anyone?! I think YES
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Naruto or One Piece Lol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I only clicked the Pirat option because they used Captain Jack Sparrow :3
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    The Pirate life is the life fer me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirate don't have depth perception
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    2 months ago
    ico
    jordanc4 from New Zealand
    Its asking would you rather be a killer or a rapist,murder and a theif
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Madeira, Portugal
    No brainer question for somali people.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    pirates steal. and still exist now days
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Assassins Creed Black Flag
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im not being stincky
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    2 months ago
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    Kezajaws MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Leeds, United Kingdom
    I am ninja. You cannot see me. I shall protect my family's honour and slay you!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    Get to PIRATE videos LOL
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    A ninja can fight and dress up as a pirate and get on a ship
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and immediately clicked
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    2 months ago
    ico
    laurenn FemaleSilver Medal from Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
    ppfffttt
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Have me lick you 8=====}
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    The pirates life is for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninjas are little girls hiding under their covers pirate kick ass.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    On ship a full illiterate bastard who don't brush there teeth and never take shower oh boy here I come
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Jack Sparrow FTW
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I would be a pirate because a fox :)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates are cool
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    do what you want because a pirate is free
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    2 months ago
    ico
    ponyfied FemaleGold Medal from the United States
    NINJA!
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Im only picking pirate because CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NARUTO
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    I FINK YOUR FREAKY BY DIE ANTWOOD
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where has the rum gone?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    kellehn FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    I want to be a ninja. :P
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    A pirate is a typ of criminal no thanks
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    I get to look like Johnny Depp so who's the real winner?
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    a pirate is a ninja that gets gold
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    JACK SPAROW!!
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Retards say the most stupidest things
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    Screw pirates
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    ico
    guest from the United States
    Stealthy and a slippery sucker
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    i wanna be a ninja * stealth mode activated * XD
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Already black belt pirate
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maine, United States
    Dun dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundanana
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    OHMYGOD I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Or be Edward Kenway...
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Naruto vs One piece... I had to choose one
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because... Johnny Depp duh.
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    hello! johnny depp!
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    CUZ PIRATES GET BOOTY
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOO
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninja = honor and badassery
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Buzau, Romania
    Pirates aren't what they look like in movies and games... actually, pirates have done terrible things in the past... why are they presented as "the cool guys" now ?
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja I coul be a good ninja from movies. A pirate has to be evil.
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    Yar Har Har
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    dem girls (my gender) get dem boys
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    Johnny dep AALLLLL THE WAY BABY
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    ico +1
    emilyb3 Female from Ontario, Canada
    Like James Hook
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    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    But they are
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    A pirate because they have a chance of getting rich unlike ninjas
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    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    xD
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    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. That's our home town mascot
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    The picture is jack sparrow. I just CANT choose ninja now.
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates or wolves
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are cute
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    NINJA
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gavleborgs Lan, Sweden
    Ninjas seem to either just train or be on a mission. Pirates have fun.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    what if i get seasick...
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninja for life
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    YoHoHo it's a pirates life for me!
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    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Ima be the first BLACK ninja
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    :*
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    3 months ago
    ico
    LissiRawks FemaleSilver Medal from Washington, United States
    Getting myself some $$$$
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I am a ninja trust me better than a pirate
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    3 months ago
    ico
    ninjas are so boring....
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Sachsen, Germany
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    ico
    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    two of my dreams came true when ACBlackFlag came out
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    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I like booty
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    A pirates life for me
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    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Edward Kenway!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninja on a boat=Monkey D. Luffy
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    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas were an oppressed people- tired of being bullied by japanese rule. Pirates rule what they want
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    ico
    Trotvenszk Bronze Medal from Brazil
    At least ninjas have the minimal concept of personal hygiene...
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Osjecko-Baranjska, Croatia
    a ninja cuz of the mask they have if ninjas didnt have that mask id go for pirates
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    4 months ago
    ico
    hfogg FemaleBronze Medal from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    Sea sick
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    4 months ago
    ico
    mattm4 MaleSilver Medal from Antrim, United Kingdom
    Its all about the picture s
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    You have never heard of a butt ninja
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    R U KIDDING ME?!?!! PIRATES R F***ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Reason 1. Gun powder
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    4 months ago
    ico
    I WANT DEM NINJA NUGGET NINJA SKILLZ
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Personal hygiene
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    ico
    DeusOfDucks Silver Medal from the United States
    Honestly being a pirate would be terrible. Just terrible.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    ninjas can get in boats too you know. cough cough assassins creed 4
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    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas won't drown at sea
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    ico
    travis-10_ MaleGold MedalSuper Star from the United States
    Hoo-yah!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    "We have our heading! "
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    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates have parrots parrots have feathers feathers are fast just like a ninja !
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    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pirate goes wild!!!
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    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    at least a ninja can shower
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    guest from texas is a dumbo