Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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235,357 votes
1,593 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,633 votes
73.2%
26.8%
Girls
2,412 votes
64.3%
35.7%
Unknowns
230,312 votes
68.35%
31.65%

Votes by country map view

United States
152,826 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
18,215 votes
66%
34%
Canada
13,272 votes
69%
31%
Australia
12,934 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
4,372 votes
67%
33%
Germany
2,338 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,169 votes
70%
30%
Netherlands
1,999 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,562 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,247 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
1,197 votes
63%
37%
France
1,111 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
938 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
866 votes
64%
36%
Mexico
853 votes
62%
38%
Denmark
793 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
696 votes
63%
37%
Italy
685 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
654 votes
76%
24%
United Arab Emirates
643 votes
67%
33%
Romania
608 votes
60%
40%
Brazil
600 votes
61%
39%
India
578 votes
62%
38%
Finland
547 votes
63%
37%
Spain
462 votes
57%
43%
Croatia
428 votes
58%
42%
Belgium
419 votes
60%
40%
Hong Kong
405 votes
72%
28%
Saudi Arabia
368 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
355 votes
70%
30%
Israel
347 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
341 votes
64%
36%
Serbia
328 votes
57%
43%
Japan
321 votes
70%
30%
Greece
314 votes
59%
41%
Austria
313 votes
64%
36%
Turkey
277 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
264 votes
62%
38%
China
253 votes
75%
25%
Slovenia
246 votes
50%
50%
Indonesia
244 votes
69%
31%
Poland
243 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
214 votes
59%
41%
Bulgaria
201 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
199 votes
55%
45%
South Korea
193 votes
69%
31%
Argentina
190 votes
59%
41%
Estonia
186 votes
58%
42%
Colombia
185 votes
55%
45%
Egypt
182 votes
63%
37%
Russian Federation
174 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
171 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
143 votes
62%
38%
Thailand
138 votes
64%
36%
Hungary
136 votes
54%
46%
Kuwait
134 votes
70%
30%
Jordan
116 votes
70%
30%
Pakistan
116 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
111 votes
68%
32%
Slovakia
106 votes
58%
42%
Malta
97 votes
71%
29%
Lebanon
96 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
95 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
94 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
93 votes
56%
44%
Chile
91 votes
62%
38%
Costa Rica
91 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
90 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
87 votes
74%
26%
Dominican Republic
85 votes
66%
34%
Europe
80 votes
56%
44%
Macedonia
76 votes
42%
58%
Trinidad and Tobago
75 votes
75%
25%
Panama
72 votes
56%
44%
Bahamas
69 votes
75%
25%
Venezuela
68 votes
63%
37%
Vietnam
67 votes
82%
18%
Guam
64 votes
72%
28%
Bahrain
63 votes
62%
38%
Albania
63 votes
48%
52%
Morocco
59 votes
61%
39%
Georgia
55 votes
45%
55%
Ukraine
52 votes
54%
46%
Kenya
48 votes
69%
31%
Luxembourg
48 votes
65%
35%
Jersey
47 votes
60%
40%
Guatemala
43 votes
72%
28%
Honduras
39 votes
72%
28%
Peru
38 votes
61%
39%
Netherlands Antilles
37 votes
68%
32%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
36 votes
50%
50%
Isle of Man
35 votes
57%
43%
Ecuador
35 votes
54%
46%
Barbados
34 votes
74%
26%
Brunei Darussalam
33 votes
73%
27%
Tunisia
31 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
30 votes
53%
47%
Bermuda
27 votes
93%
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Bangladesh
27 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
26 votes
50%
50%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Nigeria
22 votes
77%
23%
Algeria
22 votes
55%
45%
Oman
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Mongolia
19 votes
63%
37%
Maldives
19 votes
37%
63%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Bolivia
18 votes
61%
39%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Faroe Islands
17 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
16 votes
75%
25%
El Salvador
15 votes
80%
20%
Belize
15 votes
73%
27%
Gibraltar
15 votes
73%
27%
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Nepal
14 votes
57%
43%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
13 votes
69%
31%
Mariana Islands
13 votes
85%
15
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Namibia
11 votes
82%
18%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Guyana
11 votes
100%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Syrian Arab Republic
10 votes
50%
50%
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Haiti
8 votes
88%
12
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
8 votes
63%
37%
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Grenada
7 votes
71%
29%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Aland Islands
6 votes
100%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Senegal
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
4 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Seychelles
4 votes
25%
75%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Angola
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +707
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico +39
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    11 hours ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    YO HO it's a pirate's life for me
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    21 hours ago
    ico
    lilys FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from the United Kingdom
    pirates were rapists murderers and theives ninjas are cool
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    I am alredy a ninja so yeah I don't wanna be a pirate
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME -Peter Pan
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    pirates are literally only people who commit crime at sea
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if i can ride with jhonney depp
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    5 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    ILL BE LIKE FRICKEN BRUCE LEE YO
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Who else saw Johnny Depp and clicked pirate right away?
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Why not both?
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    OHH THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTIAN JACK SPARROW!!
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Kirklees, United Kingdom
    Uh there should be a captain in there somewhere lol
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Parnumaa, Estonia
    can i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 week ago
    ico
    Stuck_in_Reverse Bronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Why would you make me choose you sick people
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I would be a pirate becuz you don't ALWAYS wear black retard stuff
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    Ninja pirate
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    i got a jarr of dirt
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninja style
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Ninja:jack sparrows hidden minion
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates are dirty, and I don't like them :p
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    1 week ago
    ico
    leilisah FemaleSilver Medal from Iowa, United States
    Pirates kill, rape, and well, pirate people. Ninjas don do dat
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    PIRATEā¤
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    So i can steal things more unnoticed
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Both will probably get you killed
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    NINJA
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Greece
    one piece b*tches
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    YO HO HO ITS A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    The picture of Johnny Depp won me over
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Why would you want to be a pirate? They are just thief's and murderers
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    both! Edward Kenway
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    If u were a ninja u can walk in water!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja's can cut your ass. They get booty too :)
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Natasha5221291 Silver Medal from Auckland, New Zealand
    HA_YA!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    There can only be 1 Captian Jack Sparrow. Damnit.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    I can't stand pirates...always looking at your "booty"
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Germany
    pirate ALL THE WAY
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Ninja never wore jet black and pirates never got played by the same guy as a spiritual warrior (that's what I think that guy is I never watched the Lone Ranger just played the Lone Ranger in disney infinity
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    What Kinda Question Is This?
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Assassin's creed IV
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Id be whopping some ASS!
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Sorry Jack but pirates were hanged
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    What if I could be a ninja pirate?!?!
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    YAR ARR PIDIDIDY!
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    christiana MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates are filthy, dirty, and carry all kinds of stds and urinary tract infections. No thank you!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Dat face tho...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    When you put Jack Sparrow in it...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    albertw MaleBronze Medal from Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    im noy drunk im a pirate now give me rum
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninjas are badass
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    1 month ago
    ico
    dewdevil FemaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    I vote both whos with me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guestfromminnesota Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States
    you are a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    briannas2 FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    I mean jack...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    briannas2 FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Jake to the max!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Booty means gold but I get your joke lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    taylorb4 FemaleBronze Medal from British Columbia, Canada
    well pirates don't exist anymore soo
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    IM A FLIPPIN NINJA
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Cardiff, United Kingdom
    pirates were actualy quite civilised with rules and what not and everyone on the ship got a fair share of pay
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are so last year
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ASSASSINS CREED
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Bolton, United Kingdom
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Guanajuato, Mexico
    I'm already a digital pirate and I have training in martial arts.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninjas freed Japan... pirates just have scurvy and illegally taken valuables.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    31%, dirt individuals!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I already am a "ninja" so I'd rather be a piarate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Jack Sparrow! Argh!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    When the rum is gone, pirates are useless
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Budapest, Hungary
    I have a jar of dirt!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    3P1CBANANA MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    IM EDWARD KENWAY B******S
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    1 month ago
    ico
    PieBoy5432 Bronze Medal from California, United States
    Yar har har
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Pirate ninja... Edward Kenway anyone?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninja woop their sailor booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    so much loot
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    jack Sparrow's picture attracted me to it
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kingston upon Hull, City of, United Kingdom
    GET ON THE BOAT
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    I can kick ass now XDD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    pirates are stinky and ugly! lick boobs and trouble! STUPID AND DUMB BUT NINJAS ARE WAY EPIC! clumsy ninja is better than pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Turkey
    A ninja that becomes a pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Already am
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    come on a ship and be a pussy basicly is what people say
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Germany
    SEA NINJA ON MY OWN BLACK PEARL YEAH
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    2 months ago
    ico
    DUH!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! so pretty much... Would you rather be a dude with skills, or a dude with skills and humor??? and the looks!!!! DUH!!!!
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    2 months ago
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    burpkevin12333 MaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninjas are more stealthy, combatic, and can dodge the swords pirates may/may not swing at them. ninjas B)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Natalia Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    I love how whenever I vote the population on one side is %69 percent
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Dun dun dunanunun dinanununun!!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Sexme Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    What?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    I can steal and stay hidden and the navy won't try to kill me!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    Pirates vs. pajama people! *Lego ninjago*
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninjas can dissaper
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Music019 from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja!!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico +39
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pirate is a ninja( thief)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRNT YOU READY FOR A KICK IN THE BUTTOX?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    NNNIIINNNJJJAAA PPPOOOWWWEEERRR!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol
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    2 months ago
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    Jobasha MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    Pirates are dirty worthless criminals.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    One Piece everday.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    A NiNJA PIRATE!!