Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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225,337 votes
1,549 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,548 votes
73.5%
26.5%
Girls
2,342 votes
64.4%
35.6%
Unknowns
220,447 votes
68.53%
31.47%

Votes by country map view

United States
147,289 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
17,044 votes
66%
34%
Canada
12,689 votes
69%
31%
Australia
12,228 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
3,673 votes
68%
32%
Germany
2,282 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,011 votes
71%
29%
Netherlands
1,933 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,487 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,210 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
1,132 votes
63%
37%
France
1,089 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
902 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
848 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
829 votes
62%
38%
Denmark
768 votes
65%
35%
Italy
675 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
635 votes
77%
23%
South Africa
635 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
620 votes
67%
33%
Brazil
590 votes
61%
39%
Romania
573 votes
60%
40%
India
566 votes
62%
38%
Finland
523 votes
64%
36%
Spain
441 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
404 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
396 votes
60%
40%
Hong Kong
394 votes
72%
28%
Saudi Arabia
355 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
348 votes
70%
30%
Israel
337 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
328 votes
65%
35%
Japan
313 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
309 votes
58%
42%
Austria
303 votes
64%
36%
Greece
286 votes
58%
42%
Turkey
258 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
253 votes
62%
38%
China
250 votes
76%
24%
Slovenia
238 votes
51%
49%
Indonesia
234 votes
69%
31%
Poland
229 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
209 votes
59%
41%
Taiwan
196 votes
56%
44%
South Korea
192 votes
69%
31%
Bulgaria
189 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
182 votes
59%
41%
Colombia
178 votes
55%
45%
Estonia
177 votes
56%
44%
Egypt
172 votes
63%
37%
Iceland
166 votes
60%
40%
Russian Federation
166 votes
52%
48%
Lithuania
132 votes
64%
36%
Thailand
131 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
127 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
122 votes
53%
47%
Qatar
110 votes
67%
33%
Pakistan
108 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
108 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
102 votes
58%
42%
Lebanon
95 votes
71%
29%
Malta
94 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
94 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
91 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
89 votes
55%
45%
Costa Rica
87 votes
62%
38%
Anonymous Proxy
86 votes
73%
27%
Chile
84 votes
62%
38%
Cyprus
83 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
77 votes
65%
35%
Trinidad and Tobago
71 votes
73%
27%
Panama
71 votes
55%
45%
Bahamas
67 votes
75%
25%
Venezuela
66 votes
65%
35%
Macedonia
66 votes
41%
59%
Vietnam
63 votes
83%
17%
Bahrain
62 votes
61%
39%
Guam
61 votes
72%
28%
Morocco
57 votes
61%
39%
Albania
56 votes
46%
54%
Georgia
54 votes
44%
56%
Europe
53 votes
60%
40%
Ukraine
49 votes
51%
49%
Jersey
46 votes
59%
41%
Luxembourg
44 votes
66%
34%
Kenya
44 votes
70%
30%
Guatemala
41 votes
73%
27%
Honduras
38 votes
71%
29%
Peru
37 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
37 votes
68%
32%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
34 votes
53%
47%
Isle of Man
34 votes
56%
44%
Ecuador
33 votes
52%
48%
Barbados
32 votes
72%
28%
Brunei Darussalam
32 votes
75%
25%
Tunisia
29 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
27 votes
48%
52%
Bermuda
27 votes
93%
7
Uruguay
25 votes
48%
52%
Bangladesh
25 votes
64%
36%
Oman
22 votes
68%
32%
Nigeria
22 votes
77%
23%
Sri Lanka
21 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
21 votes
71%
29%
Algeria
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
19 votes
42%
58%
Mongolia
19 votes
63%
37%
Guernsey
19 votes
63%
37%
Maldives
18 votes
39%
61%
Aruba
17 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
17 votes
59%
41%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Faroe Islands
17 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
16 votes
75%
25%
Iraq
16 votes
31%
69%
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Gibraltar
14 votes
79%
21%
El Salvador
14 votes
79%
21%
Belize
14 votes
79%
21%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Nepal
13 votes
54%
46%
Mariana Islands
13 votes
85%
15
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Ghana
12 votes
67%
33%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Virgin Islands, U.S.
11 votes
100%
Guyana
11 votes
100%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Namibia
10 votes
80%
20%
Syrian Arab Republic
10 votes
50%
50%
Nicaragua
9 votes
44%
56%
Uganda
9 votes
78%
22%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Belarus
8 votes
50%
50%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Haiti
7 votes
86%
14
Kazakhstan
7 votes
86%
14
Grenada
7 votes
71%
29%
Armenia
7 votes
57%
43%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
71%
29%
Moldova, Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
6 votes
67%
33%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Aland Islands
5 votes
100%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Senegal
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Seychelles
4 votes
25%
75%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Myanmar
3 votes
33%
67%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Angola
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +683
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico +28
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    5 hours ago
    ico
    christiana Male from Florida, United States
    Pirates are filthy, dirty, and carry all kinds of stds and urinary tract infections. No thank you!
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Dat face tho...
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    When you put Jack Sparrow in it...
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    1 week ago
    ico
    albertw MaleBronze Medal from Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    im noy drunk im a pirate now give me rum
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninjas are badass
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    1 week ago
    ico
    dewdevil FemaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    I vote both whos with me
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guestfromminnesota Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States
    you are a pirate
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    1 week ago
    ico
    briannas2 FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    I mean jack...
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    1 week ago
    ico
    briannas2 FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Jake to the max!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Booty means gold but I get your joke lol
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    1 week ago
    ico
    taylorb4 FemaleBronze Medal from British Columbia, Canada
    well pirates don't exist anymore soo
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    IM A FLIPPIN NINJA
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Cardiff, United Kingdom
    pirates were actualy quite civilised with rules and what not and everyone on the ship got a fair share of pay
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are so last year
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ASSASSINS CREED
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Bolton, United Kingdom
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Guanajuato, Mexico
    I'm already a digital pirate and I have training in martial arts.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninjas freed Japan... pirates just have scurvy and illegally taken valuables.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    31%, dirt individuals!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I already am a "ninja" so I'd rather be a piarate
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Jack Sparrow! Argh!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    When the rum is gone, pirates are useless
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Budapest, Hungary
    I have a jar of dirt!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    3P1CBANANA MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    IM EDWARD KENWAY B******S
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    PieBoy5432 Bronze Medal from California, United States
    Yar har har
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Pirate ninja... Edward Kenway anyone?
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninja woop their sailor booty
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    so much loot
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    jack Sparrow's picture attracted me to it
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kingston upon Hull, City of, United Kingdom
    GET ON THE BOAT
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    I can kick ass now XDD
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    pirates are stinky and ugly! lick boobs and trouble! STUPID AND DUMB BUT NINJAS ARE WAY EPIC! clumsy ninja is better than pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Turkey
    A ninja that becomes a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Already am
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    come on a ship and be a pussy basicly is what people say
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Germany
    SEA NINJA ON MY OWN BLACK PEARL YEAH
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    1 month ago
    ico
    DUH!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! so pretty much... Would you rather be a dude with skills, or a dude with skills and humor??? and the looks!!!! DUH!!!!
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    1 month ago
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    burpkevin12333 MaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninjas are more stealthy, combatic, and can dodge the swords pirates may/may not swing at them. ninjas B)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Natalia Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    I love how whenever I vote the population on one side is %69 percent
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Dun dun dunanunun dinanununun!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Sexme Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    What?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    I can steal and stay hidden and the navy won't try to kill me!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    Pirates vs. pajama people! *Lego ninjago*
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninjas can dissaper
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Music019 from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico +28
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pirate is a ninja( thief)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRNT YOU READY FOR A KICK IN THE BUTTOX?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    NNNIIINNNJJJAAA PPPOOOWWWEEERRR!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Jobasha MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    Pirates are dirty worthless criminals.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    One Piece everday.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    A NiNJA PIRATE!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Mskittygoesmeowmeow FemaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    Sorry but its Jack Sparrow for me.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Hardest one yet...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    A ninja is basically an upgraded purate that doesbt rob or do illegal stuff.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I want to be a ninja like Naruto.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Thumbs up if you clicked pirate just because Johnny depp was the picture
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    Pirate, I love rum!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Am I the only one who saw Sparrow and chose pirate when I really want ninja.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Ashinator664 Bronze Medal from Ireland
    A pirate. Just because of that picture!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    A pirate's life for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ninja my friend put pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    bandit765 Silver Medal from Bromley, United Kingdom
    I chop dem pirates up den take their booty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Pirates ftw!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockholms Lan, Sweden
    I
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Juliana Bronze Medal from the United States
    I I could meet captin jack sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Lee here, um
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Ballermofo MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    don't drop that thun thun thun
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja whoever picked pirate.... morons -.-
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates were outlaws
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    YAR HAR MATES!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    ninjas are better
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Cape, South Africa
    Why not both? Assassin's creed.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirate=more adventure
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Travel the seven seas.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Pirates don't know the way
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Pirates don't know thw
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    3 months ago
    ico
    amandal Female from North Carolina, United States
    Mostly because of the picture of Jack Sparrow, but I've always wanted to be a pirate..
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
    ninjas cant say arrrrggggg
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    One piece!!!!!!! Naruto sucks. No ninja for me.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Jack sparrow=amazing...
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ha 69
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Can I be an assassin pirate like kenway
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Pirates can get themselves killed
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'm already a ninja.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ireland
    Pfft, Assasin's Creed 4 irl. YAAAAAAY!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    two words throwing knives
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    I could hang with Captain Hook
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    My Asian dream has come trueee
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas don't exist... never have... Pirate all the way
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    3 months ago
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    jalom FemaleBronze Medal from Canterbury, New Zealand
    Ninja that used to be a pirate