Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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252,819 votes
1,670 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,811 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,574 votes
63.4%
36.6%
Unknowns
247,434 votes
67.86%
32.14%

Votes by country map view

United States
162,486 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
19,941 votes
65%
35%
Australia
14,494 votes
68%
32%
Canada
13,970 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
5,744 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,496 votes
70%
30%
Germany
2,471 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,123 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,669 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,330 votes
64%
36%
Sweden
1,294 votes
63%
37%
France
1,143 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,045 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
925 votes
60%
40%
Portugal
892 votes
64%
36%
Denmark
869 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
782 votes
62%
38%
Philippines
712 votes
75%
25%
United Arab Emirates
710 votes
66%
34%
Italy
697 votes
44%
56%
Romania
660 votes
59%
41%
India
635 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
619 votes
61%
39%
Finland
580 votes
63%
37%
Spain
486 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
459 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
442 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
434 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
418 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
388 votes
69%
31%
Israel
381 votes
62%
38%
Switzerland
360 votes
63%
37%
Greece
347 votes
58%
42%
Serbia
344 votes
57%
43%
Japan
333 votes
69%
31%
Austria
332 votes
63%
37%
Turkey
294 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
272 votes
63%
37%
Indonesia
266 votes
67%
33%
China
260 votes
75%
25%
Poland
258 votes
60%
40%
Slovenia
254 votes
51%
49%
Czech Republic
221 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
212 votes
57%
43%
South Korea
205 votes
69%
31%
Taiwan
202 votes
55%
45%
Argentina
200 votes
59%
41%
Estonia
200 votes
58%
42%
Egypt
198 votes
63%
37%
Colombia
192 votes
55%
45%
Russian Federation
187 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
184 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
156 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
150 votes
55%
45%
Thailand
148 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
144 votes
69%
31%
Pakistan
123 votes
50%
50%
Europe
120 votes
53%
47%
Qatar
120 votes
68%
32%
Jordan
118 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
118 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
107 votes
55%
45%
Malta
105 votes
68%
32%
Lebanon
104 votes
68%
32%
Chile
103 votes
58%
42%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
102 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
101 votes
79%
21%
Costa Rica
96 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
95 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
92 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
88 votes
73%
27%
Macedonia
85 votes
45%
55%
Trinidad and Tobago
81 votes
73%
27%
Panama
78 votes
55%
45%
Albania
73 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
73 votes
74%
26%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Vietnam
69 votes
83%
17%
Morocco
68 votes
60%
40%
Bahrain
67 votes
61%
39%
Guam
66 votes
71%
29%
Kenya
62 votes
69%
31%
Georgia
59 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
54 votes
56%
44%
Luxembourg
51 votes
63%
37%
Jersey
49 votes
61%
39%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Honduras
43 votes
74%
26%
Peru
42 votes
60%
40%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
42 votes
52%
48%
Barbados
41 votes
76%
24%
Ecuador
41 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
40 votes
65%
35%
Isle of Man
36 votes
56%
44%
Brunei Darussalam
36 votes
75%
25%
Bangladesh
34 votes
65%
35%
Tunisia
33 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
32 votes
56%
44%
Bermuda
29 votes
86%
14
Uruguay
27 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
25 votes
76%
24%
Algeria
24 votes
50%
50%
Oman
24 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
22 votes
59%
41%
Mongolia
21 votes
62%
38%
Iraq
21 votes
48%
52%
Maldives
20 votes
35%
65%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Bolivia
20 votes
60%
40%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
El Salvador
17 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
17 votes
71%
29%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Nepal
16 votes
56%
44%
Belize
16 votes
69%
31%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Cambodia
15 votes
80%
20%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Paraguay
11 votes
73%
27%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Tanzania, United Republic of
9 votes
67%
33%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Aland Islands
8 votes
88%
12
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Angola
4 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +761
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico +64
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    14 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I would be a One Piece pirate. :)
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I'm a dragon ball z loving girl so a ninja is pretty close to a dbz character I just wouldn't has powers and stuff
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I really wanna be jack sparrow from pirates of the carrinian
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Why would I want to be a stage-hand?
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    4 days ago
    ico
    masonw2 Male from the United States
    I meant to choose pirate....I hate ninjas
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i'd either be a ninjpirate or a piraninja, but,call me what you will, im still gonna be a combo of the two
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    LOL PEOPLE!!!! PIRATES ONLY TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
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    5 days ago
    ico
    DominantBunion MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Why not pirate? You could be Edward Kenway!
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    People are dumb thinking pirates are better...they got sickness they couldn't recover from, and they had to stay on a boat for most of their time...
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    6 days ago
    ico
    memou MaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States
    Dammit. Revote! I don't want to get the scurvy!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    SmileyShoes MaleGold MedalBlue Star from New York, United States
    Ninja 8!436
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    1 week ago
    ico
    Leopard_Ruler FemaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    Ninjas are awesome!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    If it was a pirate like capn jack sparrow then pirtate
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Not a question
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    1 week ago
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    abigailh FemaleBronze Medal from Rhode Island, United States
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DE
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Devon, United Kingdom
    Well ninjas can see booty without being seen
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Anonymous Proxy
    A NINJA DUH. I CAN STEAL FROM YALL PIRATES
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    #NINJAVANISH
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    1 week ago
    ico
    aramv Male from California, United States
    I expected that more people would vote for a pirate :/
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Assassins creed
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    1 week ago
    ico
    CookiePocket FemaleSilver Medal from Beijing, China
    I already answered this typaa thing! Not Choosing NOTHING over de ninja
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Saint George Basseterre, Saint Kitts and Nevis
    Pirates are like last year
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    invisibility
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hmmm... Can't choose. Already skilled in martial arts, but I want to sail the world...
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Frankie Gold MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    More disciplined.
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    Tingtangtullio Gold Medal from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    Discipline & insane skill or disease & drunken tomfoolery?
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    jasperc MaleSilver Medal from Herefordshire, United Kingdom
    Scurvy anybody?
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    why can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    mikachur Female from Pennsylvania, United States
    PirateNinja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I will be a pirate ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Well that guy is not a ninja, ninjas wear grey clothing and is in the shadows at night! You also have to be under 120 Lbs. So no I would not be a ninja.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    lisetb FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    stealthy, swift, awsome....im already a ninga girl, now i can be a ninga pirate girl.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I like the c
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    ninja-duh
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Sneaky sneaky katie
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    I chose pirate because of hetalia
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    1 month ago
    ico
    oliverh2 Male from Iowa, United States
    I'm already a pirate.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I like having teeth
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    i would be the sassiest sh*t ever
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    im cap'n jack sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    you forgot one thing, mate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Only because Jack Sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninja.....I'll steal ur treasure with my mad skills....also I shower
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Staffordshire, United Kingdom
    NINJAGO!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Do what you want your a pirate you see? you are a pirate! yarr harr tiddle-dee-dee do what you want as a pirate you see? do what you want your a pirate you see? you are a pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninga
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    1 month ago
    ico
    PinkieTheJew MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Where's the wizard button? And am i sparrow? This is important.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja's are boring. 68% of the people who voted for them are probably already pirates anyway. YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    I can be a great stalker.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    #nigapirat
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    1 month ago
    ico
    myag FemaleBronze Medal from the United States
    Can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iasi, Romania
    Doesn't matter... I have a jar of dirt!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Austria
    Ninja stealth....
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Saw Jack and just HAD to pick that one
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Kilan Bronze Medal from Pakistan
    Hide the rum
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Kilan Bronze Medal from Pakistan
    Di
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Okabiness Silver MedalBlue Star from Arizona, United States
    Ninja bebe
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    a ninja they have self defence
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    I'm going with what Andy Biersack said an say "Pinja"
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Im scared of boats
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Sprouts05 from Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
    Both
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I get sea sick
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    OH MY GOD IT'S FREAKING JACK SPARROW!!! I clicked the picture before even reading it XD
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    2 months ago
    ico
    SWAGG2913 Bronze Medal from New York, United States
    at least being a ninja u dont have to look ugly
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Link FemaleBronze Medal from New York, United States
    I relate Zelda, Tetra and Sheik to a ninja and a pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Link FemaleBronze Medal from New York, United States
    Booty had me like.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    NIIIIINNNNNNJJJAAAAA!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Pirates are gross
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I would have so much money and chocolate!!!!!!!! :3
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A pirate can grow up to be a ninaj
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me..
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    YO HO it's a pirate's life for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    lilys FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from the United Kingdom
    pirates were rapists murderers and theives ninjas are cool
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    I am alredy a ninja so yeah I don't wanna be a pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME -Peter Pan
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    pirates are literally only people who commit crime at sea
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if i can ride with jhonney depp
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    ILL BE LIKE FRICKEN BRUCE LEE YO
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Who else saw Johnny Depp and clicked pirate right away?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Why not both?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    OHH THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTIAN JACK SPARROW!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kirklees, United Kingdom
    Uh there should be a captain in there somewhere lol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Parnumaa, Estonia
    can i be a ninja pirate?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Stuck_in_Reverse Bronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Why would you make me choose you sick people
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I would be a pirate becuz you don't ALWAYS wear black retard stuff
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    Ninja pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    i got a jarr of dirt
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninja style
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Ninja:jack sparrows hidden minion
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates are dirty, and I don't like them :p
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    2 months ago
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    leilisah FemaleSilver Medal from Iowa, United States
    Pirates kill, rape, and well, pirate people. Ninjas don do dat
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    PIRATEā¤