Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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291,230 votes
1,791 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
3,150 votes
73.1%
26.9%
Girls
2,893 votes
61.9%
38.1%
Unknowns
285,187 votes
67.19%
32.81%

Votes by country map view

United States
181,819 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
24,325 votes
65%
35%
Australia
16,958 votes
67%
33%
Canada
16,079 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
9,435 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,950 votes
69%
31%
Germany
2,903 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,730 votes
63%
37%
Ireland
1,999 votes
67%
33%
Sweden
1,605 votes
62%
38%
Norway
1,568 votes
64%
36%
France
1,319 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,249 votes
71%
29%
Mexico
1,093 votes
59%
41%
Denmark
1,053 votes
64%
36%
Portugal
983 votes
65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
868 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
845 votes
75%
25%
South Africa
840 votes
61%
39%
Romania
803 votes
58%
42%
India
729 votes
60%
40%
Finland
722 votes
61%
39%
Italy
709 votes
44%
56%
Brazil
679 votes
60%
40%
Spain
547 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
543 votes
56%
44%
Belgium
527 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
498 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
482 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
465 votes
68%
32%
Israel
461 votes
59%
41%
Switzerland
435 votes
63%
37%
Greece
428 votes
56%
44%
Serbia
416 votes
56%
44%
Austria
386 votes
62%
38%
Japan
362 votes
68%
32%
Turkey
354 votes
49%
51%
Indonesia
323 votes
63%
37%
Poland
321 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
311 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
308 votes
62%
38%
China
273 votes
75%
25%
Czech Republic
263 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
259 votes
57%
43%
Argentina
242 votes
58%
42%
Colombia
237 votes
53%
47%
Hungary
237 votes
53%
47%
Estonia
236 votes
56%
44%
South Korea
234 votes
70%
30%
Europe
227 votes
51%
49%
Egypt
224 votes
62%
38%
Taiwan
217 votes
56%
44%
Russian Federation
211 votes
51%
49%
Iceland
209 votes
58%
42%
Lithuania
204 votes
60%
40%
Thailand
175 votes
61%
39%
Kuwait
169 votes
67%
33%
Pakistan
148 votes
49%
51%
Qatar
142 votes
67%
33%
Jordan
141 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
137 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
136 votes
57%
43%
Chile
132 votes
56%
44%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
126 votes
56%
44%
Costa Rica
115 votes
63%
37%
Jamaica
115 votes
79%
21%
Lebanon
114 votes
68%
32%
Macedonia
114 votes
51%
49%
Cyprus
112 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
107 votes
66%
34%
Malta
106 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
97 votes
72%
28%
Panama
95 votes
59%
41%
Anonymous Proxy
93 votes
72%
28%
Vietnam
89 votes
76%
24%
Morocco
87 votes
61%
39%
Albania
87 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
84 votes
74%
26%
Guam
81 votes
72%
28%
Venezuela
81 votes
63%
37%
Bahrain
74 votes
64%
36%
Kenya
69 votes
70%
30%
Georgia
68 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
67 votes
51%
49%
Luxembourg
59 votes
61%
39%
Jersey
53 votes
62%
38%
Brunei Darussalam
49 votes
73%
27%
Guatemala
48 votes
67%
33%
Ecuador
48 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands Antilles
47 votes
70%
30%
Honduras
47 votes
74%
26%
Barbados
46 votes
78%
22%
Peru
44 votes
59%
41%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
44 votes
50%
50%
Tunisia
44 votes
61%
39%
Isle of Man
42 votes
55%
45%
Bangladesh
40 votes
63%
37%
Mauritius
36 votes
56%
44%
Bermuda
33 votes
82%
18%
Uruguay
31 votes
48%
52%
Oman
30 votes
73%
27%
Maldives
29 votes
38%
62%
Sri Lanka
29 votes
62%
38%
Cayman Islands
29 votes
69%
31%
Nigeria
28 votes
71%
29%
Guernsey
26 votes
62%
38%
Faroe Islands
26 votes
69%
31%
Algeria
26 votes
46%
54%
Montenegro
25 votes
52%
48%
Seychelles
24 votes
58%
42%
Aruba
24 votes
67%
33%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Bolivia
23 votes
57%
43%
Mongolia
22 votes
64%
36%
Gibraltar
20 votes
65%
35%
El Salvador
20 votes
65%
35%
Antigua and Barbuda
20 votes
70%
30%
Belize
19 votes
68%
32%
Palestinian Territory
19 votes
63%
37%
Nepal
19 votes
58%
42%
Ghana
17 votes
71%
29%
Azerbaijan
16 votes
56%
44%
Cambodia
16 votes
81%
19%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
15 votes
80%
20%
Guyana
14 votes
100%
Paraguay
14 votes
79%
21%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Sudan
13 votes
85%
15
Syrian Arab Republic
13 votes
46%
54%
Belarus
12 votes
58%
42%
Uganda
12 votes
58%
42%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Kazakhstan
11 votes
73%
27%
Satellite Provider
10 votes
60%
40%
Armenia
10 votes
40%
60%
Aland Islands
9 votes
78%
22%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Moldova, Republic of
8 votes
88%
12
Senegal
7 votes
43%
57%
Macau
6 votes
83%
17%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Mozambique
5 votes
80%
20%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Fiji
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Andorra
3 votes
33%
67%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Vanuatu
3 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Martinique
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +883
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    7 months ago
    ico +121
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I would be a pirate because a fox :)
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates are cool
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    5 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    do what you want because a pirate is free
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    6 days ago
    ico
    ponyfied FemaleBronze Medal from the United States
    NINJA!
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    6 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Im only picking pirate because CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NARUTO
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    I FINK YOUR FREAKY BY DIE ANTWOOD
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where has the rum gone?
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    1 week ago
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    kellehn FemaleGold Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    I want to be a ninja. :P
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    A pirate is a typ of criminal no thanks
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    I get to look like Johnny Depp so who's the real winner?
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    a pirate is a ninja that gets gold
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    JACK SPAROW!!
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Retards say the most stupidest things
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    Screw pirates
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Stealthy and a slippery sucker
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    i wanna be a ninja * stealth mode activated * XD
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Already black belt pirate
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maine, United States
    Dun dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundanana
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    OHMYGOD I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Or be Edward Kenway...
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Naruto vs One piece... I had to choose one
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because... Johnny Depp duh.
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    hello! johnny depp!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    CUZ PIRATES GET BOOTY
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOO
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninja = honor and badassery
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Pirates aren't what they look like in movies and games... actually, pirates have done terrible things in the past... why are they presented as "the cool guys" now ?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja I coul be a good ninja from movies. A pirate has to be evil.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    Yar Har Har
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    3 weeks ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    dem girls (my gender) get dem boys
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    3 weeks ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    Johnny dep AALLLLL THE WAY BABY
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    3 weeks ago
    ico +1
    emilyb3 Female from Ontario, Canada
    Like James Hook
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    But they are
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    3 weeks ago
    ico +1
    guest from Iowa, United States
    A pirate because they have a chance of getting rich unlike ninjas
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    xD
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. That's our home town mascot
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    The picture is jack sparrow. I just CANT choose ninja now.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico +1
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates or wolves
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are cute
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    NINJA
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Gavleborgs Lan, Sweden
    Ninjas seem to either just train or be on a mission. Pirates have fun.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    what if i get seasick...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninja for life
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    YoHoHo it's a pirates life for me!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Ima be the first BLACK ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    :*
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    1 month ago
    ico
    LissiRawks FemaleSilver Medal from Washington, United States
    Getting myself some $$$$
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I am a ninja trust me better than a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    ninjas are so boring....
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Sachsen, Germany
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    two of my dreams came true when ACBlackFlag came out
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I like booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    A pirates life for me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Edward Kenway!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninja on a boat=Monkey D. Luffy
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas were an oppressed people- tired of being bullied by japanese rule. Pirates rule what they want
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Trotvenszk Bronze Medal from Brazil
    At least ninjas have the minimal concept of personal hygiene...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Osjecko-Baranjska, Croatia
    a ninja cuz of the mask they have if ninjas didnt have that mask id go for pirates
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    1 month ago
    ico
    hfogg FemaleBronze Medal from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    Sea sick
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    1 month ago
    ico
    mattm4 MaleSilver Medal from Antrim, United Kingdom
    Its all about the picture s
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    You have never heard of a butt ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    R U KIDDING ME?!?!! PIRATES R F***ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Reason 1. Gun powder
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    1 month ago
    ico
    I WANT DEM NINJA NUGGET NINJA SKILLZ
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Personal hygiene
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    1 month ago
    ico
    DeusOfDucks Silver Medal from the United States
    Honestly being a pirate would be terrible. Just terrible.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    ninjas can get in boats too you know. cough cough assassins creed 4
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas won't drown at sea
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    1 month ago
    ico
    travis-10_ MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from the United States
    Hoo-yah!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    "We have our heading! "
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates have parrots parrots have feathers feathers are fast just like a ninja !
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pirate goes wild!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    at least a ninja can shower
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    guest from texas is a dumbo
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninjas are soooooooo in right now
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    what about ninja pirates??
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    to22222222222222222
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    2 months ago
    ico
    dylang4 MaleSilver Medal from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    At least i don't have to deal with Scurvy
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Hi...yah
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Shiner me trimmer
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I've got a jar of dirt.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    i dont like the sea :/
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    who else clicked on piret without looking at the other
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Johnny depp is my bae
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Groningen, Netherlands
    NARUTO!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Epicness FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Minnesota, United States
    #pirate ninja
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. ;|
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    Captain Jack Sparrow. Yup, I've made my mind now.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Hydar MaleGold MedalSilver TrophyBlue Star from Victoria, Australia
    Ninja have skill
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I just clicked on Jack Sparrow without reading the question
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    true
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    ninja
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    pooop
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Rouge ninja gone pirate?