Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 7 years ago)

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916,166 votes
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Guys
8,191 votes
71%
29%
Girls
5,332 votes
60.3%
39.7%
Unknowns
902,643 votes
67.72%
32.28%

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United States
469,676 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
93,808 votes
68%
32%
Canada
47,321 votes
70%
30%
Australia
46,779 votes
69%
31%
Spain
23,698 votes
58%
42%
Germany
13,491 votes
65%
35%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Netherlands
12,870 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
9,831 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
9,439 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
8,861 votes
71%
29%
Ireland
7,094 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
6,992 votes
67%
33%
France
6,447 votes
59%
41%
Italy
6,287 votes
52%
48%
Philippines
5,973 votes
76%
24%
Norway
5,966 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
5,373 votes
69%
31%
Colombia
4,273 votes
65%
35%
Indonesia
4,039 votes
64%
36%
Singapore
3,926 votes
74%
26%
United Arab Emirates
3,925 votes
66%
34%
Finland
3,753 votes
62%
38%
Belgium
3,717 votes
61%
39%
Portugal
3,716 votes
64%
36%
Chile
3,673 votes
60%
40%
Romania
3,590 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
3,473 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
3,403 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
3,232 votes
70%
30%
India
3,192 votes
63%
37%
Greece
2,825 votes
54%
46%
Croatia
2,649 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
2,604 votes
62%
38%
Saudi Arabia
2,270 votes
66%
34%
Bulgaria
2,169 votes
57%
43%
Turkey
2,120 votes
55%
45%
Switzerland
2,013 votes
65%
35%
Poland
1,966 votes
59%
41%
Austria
1,962 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,933 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
1,885 votes
55%
45%
Venezuela
1,879 votes
68%
32%
Peru
1,615 votes
65%
35%
Hong Kong
1,507 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,383 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
1,307 votes
64%
36%
Slovenia
1,202 votes
51%
49%
Ecuador
1,176 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
1,136 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
1,082 votes
66%
34%
Estonia
1,058 votes
58%
42%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,057 votes
65%
35%
Thailand
1,021 votes
67%
33%
Republic of Lithuania
1,006 votes
61%
39%
Japan
986 votes
68%
32%
Costa Rica
936 votes
67%
33%
Macedonia
933 votes
62%
38%
Pakistan
926 votes
61%
39%
Egypt
897 votes
62%
38%
Iceland
890 votes
58%
42%
Vietnam
855 votes
73%
27%
Slovakia
830 votes
56%
44%
Dominican Republic
825 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
822 votes
61%
39%
Qatar
786 votes
67%
33%
Albania
779 votes
56%
44%
Russia
701 votes
56%
44%
Lebanon
642 votes
68%
32%
Panama
601 votes
63%
37%
Cyprus
506 votes
61%
39%
Taiwan
506 votes
65%
35%
Trinidad and Tobago
497 votes
73%
27%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
493 votes
67%
33%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Malta
475 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
467 votes
74%
26%
Jamaica
453 votes
78%
22%
Morocco
416 votes
58%
42%
China
414 votes
71%
29%
Guatemala
411 votes
66%
34%
Georgia
401 votes
59%
41%
Republic of Korea
400 votes
66%
34%
Bahrain
384 votes
65%
35%
Iraq
370 votes
59%
41%
Ukraine
353 votes
58%
42%
El Salvador
318 votes
65%
35%
Paraguay
317 votes
62%
38%
Bahamas
300 votes
76%
24%
Unknown
300 votes
63%
37%
Guam
295 votes
74%
26%
Kenya
289 votes
65%
35%
Bolivia
273 votes
60%
40%
Bangladesh
271 votes
62%
38%
Algeria
270 votes
49%
51%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Montenegro
244 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Luxembourg
234 votes
63%
37%
Tunisia
232 votes
55%
45%
Nepal
224 votes
71%
29%
Oman
217 votes
69%
31%
Brunei
214 votes
75%
25%
Mauritius
211 votes
59%
41%
Iran
193 votes
61%
39%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Barbados
173 votes
76%
24%
Cambodia
172 votes
81%
19%
Sri Lanka
161 votes
55%
45%
Nicaragua
154 votes
70%
30%
Maldives
149 votes
46%
54%
Suriname
147 votes
73%
27%
Isle of Man
140 votes
73%
27%
Jersey
136 votes
63%
37%
Nigeria
125 votes
74%
26%
Faroe Islands
118 votes
62%
38%
Aruba
118 votes
75%
25%
Belize
110 votes
68%
32%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Namibia
105 votes
72%
28%
Mongolia
103 votes
69%
31%
Azerbaijan
102 votes
63%
37%
Curaçao
102 votes
74%
26%
Bermuda
99 votes
76%
24%
Cayman Islands
95 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
78 votes
49%
51%
Republic of Moldova
76 votes
66%
34%
Ghana
74 votes
77%
23%
Kazakhstan
73 votes
77%
23%
Syria
69 votes
62%
38%
Guernsey
64 votes
66%
34%
Palestine
64 votes
70%
30%
Belarus
61 votes
59%
41%
Guyana
61 votes
74%
26%
Gibraltar
58 votes
64%
36%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Seychelles
56 votes
57%
43%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Sudan
54 votes
70%
30%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Antigua and Barbuda
52 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar [Burma]
50 votes
68%
32%
Fiji
47 votes
74%
26%
Tanzania
45 votes
60%
40%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
43 votes
72%
28%
Andorra
42 votes
62%
38%
Botswana
41 votes
66%
34%
Zimbabwe
38 votes
61%
39%
Macao
38 votes
79%
21%
Zambia
36 votes
72%
28%
Mozambique
35 votes
63%
37%
Reunion
35 votes
46%
54%
New Caledonia
33 votes
58%
42%
Senegal
32 votes
63%
37%
Northern Mariana Islands
32 votes
75%
25%
Saint Lucia
30 votes
70%
30%
U.S. Virgin Islands
30 votes
67%
33%
Sint Maarten
29 votes
69%
31%
Uganda
28 votes
61%
39%
Grenada
24 votes
79%
21%
Haiti
23 votes
74%
26%
Dominica
22 votes
64%
36%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Turks and Caicos Islands
21 votes
52%
48%
Ethiopia
21 votes
71%
29%
Libya
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Afghanistan
19 votes
53%
47%
Greenland
19 votes
74%
26%
Laos
18 votes
78%
22%
Angola
17 votes
71%
29%
Madagascar
16 votes
63%
37%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
Anguilla
14 votes
57%
43%
Swaziland
14 votes
86%
14
Monaco
14 votes
43%
57%
Åland
14 votes
57%
43%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
British Virgin Islands
13 votes
77%
23%
Guadeloupe
12 votes
83%
17%
Uzbekistan
12 votes
75%
25%
Bonaire
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Somalia
10 votes
70%
30%
Liechtenstein
9 votes
56%
44%
Saint Martin
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Kyrgyzstan
9 votes
56%
44%
American Samoa
9 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Rwanda
8 votes
88%
12
Cuba
8 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
7 votes
86%
14
Vanuatu
7 votes
71%
29%
Samoa
7 votes
86%
14
Liberia
7 votes
57%
43%
Martinique
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
6 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
6 votes
83%
17%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
East Timor
4 votes
100%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Ivory Coast
3 votes
67%
33%
Gambia
3 votes
100%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Kosovo
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Burundi
1 vote
100%
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    6 years ago
    ico +2669
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico +1023
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    6 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    A ninja cuz I can ear sexy outfits
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    13 hours ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninjas can hide pirates have a massive ship
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    I WANNA BE GOOD AT FORTNITE
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE! YAR HAR DIGETY DEE DO WHAT YA WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE YOUARE A PIRATE!
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Seasickness and krakens
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
    NINJA PIRATE!
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    Because i want to be fortnite pro player
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    pirates steal peoples stuff and ninjas can kill everone in world was 2
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    The pirates can sail in the seas and attack the other fortress like a jack sparrow or edward kennyway
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    One piece
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    arrr
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    pessi is better aka pepsi
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Central Visayas, Philippines
    its hard to be a pirate because you have guns and some eniemes will attack u from far away how hard is that?
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I can kill people sneakily
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    ninja I could kill pirates
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from County Borough of Rhondda Cynon Taf, United Kingdom
    u guys are awful to the Caribbean family
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from East Sussex, United Kingdom
    You filthy slimy mangy cur... actual quote from curse of the black pearl. Also an acheievment in lego pirates of the caribean
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Central Luzon, Philippines
    im a weeb
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    im not going to smell stink and get drunk
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Who else just saw Jack Sparrow and clicked that one?
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Judetul Cluj, Romania
    Ninja but in secret and in my normall clothes
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Wyoming, United States
    and a bird
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    you are Quwit and no one can kill you
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    i will be a ninja like kakashi hatake
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Changwat Nonthaburi, Thailand
    AM GONNA FINE ONEPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    being a pirate would be FUN!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Lisbon, Portugal
    get the anime booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Pirate of the wars coming soon
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Like if I like ninja (Best footnote player)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Pirates were gay
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Seamus Finnagan- eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum! Jack Sparrow- I like this kid
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    That means gold pervert
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    HO HO YO
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    They have magical powers
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    1 month ago
    ico
    PotterheadsUnite Female from California, United States
    I'M A WIZARD!!!!!!!! MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Emilia-Romagna, Italy
    pirate forever
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    WHOHO!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Stockholm, Sweden
    NINJA CUZ THEY CAN BEAT YOU UP BUT A PIRATE ARE NOT SO GOOD AT BEATING
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas are super cool! And they aren't filthy like pirates. Have you considered the hygiene and life differences?!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
    meet him
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    #ninja squad
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Judetul Galati, Romania
    a traditional ninja would be awsome, but a one piece pirate would be even more awsome. And cyber-pirate is what i am.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Brabant, Netherlands
    A ninja, but Jack Sparrow is a hero.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    If you were a pirate you could get scurvy.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    How about a ninja-pirate?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    How about a ninja-pirate?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i could have super skills. pirates get hanged
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    if u a pirate ur practically a ninja
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    im a tricky BIT
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjapirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    this was on like page 1
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Plovdiv, Bulgaria
    пиратс
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    TICKETS TO DA SPONGE BAB MOVIAAAA
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    Pirates were selfish. Plus ninja’s save people
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Pirate ninja
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alaska, United States
    A ninga wouldnt smell like a drunk
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Mackal Male from Vermont, United States
    Never bring a sword to a gunfight.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I'm already both
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas are sneaky and good at self defense tactics
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    NAARRUUUTOOO!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    All I have to say is rum
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I wanna sneak around
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    The Pirates of the Caribbean music is bloody amazing
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Yar har shiver me tee being a pirate is so much yee see you are a pirate!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Once upon a time
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I’m hook from once Apolinary
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    2 months ago
    ico
    i'd be a vigilante
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    (He's a Pirate starts playing in the background
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    WHAT THE HECK! OK let me get this straight 68% of people chose Ninja while JACK FRICKIN SPAROW IS ON THE PIRATE COVER
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wolverhampton, United Kingdom
    I WANNA DO A DOUBLE JUMP YEAAAA!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    one of my ancestors was a pirate, he got kicked out of the UK, but im also a direct decedent of the king of Scotland. funny how thing work out:DD theyre also both from my dads side :D:D:D:D
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    don't waste your time finding treasure
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    what kind of "booty" am i getting? lol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    If your the pirate do you have to mop the ship.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    i lika ninjas they are kinda cool
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    If i was was a ninja i could spy on my friends. Plus i dont want to watch people walk the plank XD
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    jack sparrow all the way
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Brunei and Muara District, Brunei
    I can have shurikens and smoke bombs to fight the enemies
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    i could take chocolate from my sister
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    Y on earth would U want shoes?
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i chose dis cuz JACK SPARROW!!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    wait but pirates have guns and cannons
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    "HE'S A PIRATE!"
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja more active
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    NO IM JACK SPARROW
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Having a gold tooth, a wooden leg and a retarded mind for a pirate
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Oh dam it I for got about that booty part :(
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates die easily
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    I don’t like pirates
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    The pirate they used was from a movie
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    I want to be a pirate ninja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    I pirate music does that count
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Southampton, United Kingdom
    Ninja is awesome
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central and Western District, Hong Kong
    kage bunshin no jutsu
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I ain't sailing ships I get sea sick a LOT. I could do some many things if I were a ninja... Thumbs up if you agree!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Got the moves. that's why!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninja
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I HAVE DOUBLE BOOTY!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Seriously a ninja can be very sneaky geez! What is wrong with you ppl?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
    I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A NINJA
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    because cannons
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    Why is rum always gone
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Uh both are outlaws
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Bro ninja will whoop a pirates ass
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    F*ck pirante
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates steal treasure ninjas save people
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    i can do acrobatics then show off at gymnastics then go to the OLYMPICS
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    Ninjas gets alot of boobs bruh
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Annaba, Algeria
    i ain't gonna Try One Piece sh't
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    sorry luffy I had to pick naruto
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I seriously don't know
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Belfast, United Kingdom
    STEALTH MODE
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    why wouldn't you want to be Naruto or Minato
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ur guys are retarted!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Catalonia, Spain
    drink rum, sail the seas, treasure.......
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Id katana some people.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    BLOODY 'ELL VIXEN YE HAD ONE JOB! PROTECT ME BOOTY!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I am a ninja hello adam you're going to die
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    O put ninja because of Naruto. Then I remembered One Piece. Please let me change answer.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from City of Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago
    shadow clone jutsu!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Makkah Province, Saudi Arabia
    I could beat all you idiots with my skills
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Parish of Saint George, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
    ninja *poof clouds*
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Choppy choppy no nife
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    4 months ago
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Ninja pirate.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A Robber or Theif is just like A Modern version of A pirate.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Being a pirate is basically like being a bad person.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates have smelly teeth so hell no
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninja EASILY thumbs up if u agree
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Ninjas are overrated.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A pirates life for me
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Capt.JACK SPARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Andalusia, Spain
    Pirates literally don't shower
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Pirates always die
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I love pirates of the Caribbean LOVE LOVE
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central Luzon, Philippines
    i would get my ship wrecked and drown if i choose pirate
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Sefton, United Kingdom
    Ninja stab your enemies
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Introducing green cyborg ninja dude
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I don’t like walking planks, I can’t swim
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    Hardest choice. But i can be a ninja and become a pirate
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hlavni mesto Praha, Czech Republic
    CAPTAIN JACK SPAROW HES MY LIFE I EVEN TODAY WATCH THE LAST PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AHHHH
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are disciplined and pirates can have fun
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    OH SHUT UP
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    A pirate dies from a ship wreak
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    hell aght
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Brittany, France
    eliyahm dude ninjas kill pple too
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    lol ninja
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    You'd still live today, so get ready to be murderer by a somali pirate warlord if you chose the second one.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    Scurvy, do I even need to continue?
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Ninjas dont live crappy lives.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i love swimming but not drowning and swimming with box jellyfish and other thing and box jelly fish are most venomous
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas are more stealthy.... how do you hide a big ship? Decreases the chances of getting caught and killed
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Eeeyyy mates
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ummm Nina’s r outlaws
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    NINJA NINJA NINJA
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    6 months ago
    ico
    blazegamergirl FemaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    ninja
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I don’t like ninjas
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    @eliyahm ninjas are also outlaws
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates wont see the ninja
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    ninja beats pirate EASY!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    lisib FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates are at sea for so long. Months/Years at a time. They don't take showers or brush their teeth... and they get scurvy because they can't pack vegetables because vegetables don't really last in storage for years/months.
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    6 months ago
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    RayniiDay Silver Medal from Ohio, United States
    I got a jar of dirt!~ I got a jar of dirt!~ And guess what's inside it!~
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    6 months ago
    ico
    rratherbeingture MaleSilver Medal from Oregon, United States
    DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    BOTH DECISIONS ARE HARD I LOVE BOTH
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    I din't even read it i saw Jack sparrow and i click an it
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I would definitely be CPT sparrow
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Is that Jack Sparrow? No way
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    ico
    no_one_cares Bronze Medal from Canterbury, New Zealand
    I WILL NEVE BETRAY CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    Естествено че ще бъда пират.Карибски пирати ми е любимия филм.А и Джак Спароу е много секси.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    i want to be in CAPTAIN jack sparrow's crew
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    i just saw the picture
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i love pirites of caribean
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Y is the rum gone
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Savvy?
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    boom boom boom boom,the icha ha,me su mier,denien house,Boom boom boom boom,ahhh
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Pirates Are Only For The 1500s
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    More skills with actual good weapons.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ninga go
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    r.i.p pirates 1-3
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    7 months ago
    ico
    mariusf MaleBronze Medal from Oslo County, Norway
    As much as I would LOVE to be a pirate, ninjas are way more badass with their katanas and parkour skills
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    NINJA GOOOOOO
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Provincie Utrecht, Netherlands
    wow I would e a straw hat pirate :D luffy I'm coming!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ching chong...