Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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649,348 votes
3,429 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
6,976 votes
71.6%
28.4%
Girls
4,713 votes
60.5%
39.5%
Unknowns
637,659 votes
67.27%
32.73%

Votes by country map view

United States
340,307 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
60,867 votes
67%
33%
Australia
34,655 votes
69%
31%
Canada
34,620 votes
69%
31%
Spain
18,528 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
9,701 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
8,956 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
6,859 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
6,501 votes
71%
29%
Argentina
6,027 votes
62%
38%
Ireland
5,281 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
5,202 votes
67%
33%
Italy
4,920 votes
52%
48%
France
4,756 votes
59%
41%
Norway
4,301 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
3,717 votes
67%
33%
Colombia
2,919 votes
66%
34%
Portugal
2,888 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,881 votes
76%
24%
Singapore
2,741 votes
73%
27%
Finland
2,684 votes
62%
38%
Romania
2,614 votes
59%
41%
Chile
2,603 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
2,565 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
2,543 votes
66%
34%
Belgium
2,437 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
2,327 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
1,975 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
1,789 votes
56%
44%
India
1,688 votes
62%
38%
Greece
1,686 votes
55%
45%
Malaysia
1,603 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
1,543 votes
60%
40%
Turkey
1,496 votes
53%
47%
Saudi Arabia
1,477 votes
64%
36%
Switzerland
1,447 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,420 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,393 votes
62%
38%
Poland
1,274 votes
59%
41%
Venezuela
1,260 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
1,073 votes
71%
29%
Peru
1,060 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
975 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
955 votes
56%
44%
Slovenia
869 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
855 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
849 votes
63%
37%
Estonia
756 votes
59%
41%
Ecuador
744 votes
62%
38%
Uruguay
714 votes
64%
36%
Japan
696 votes
68%
32%
Kuwait
644 votes
67%
33%
Thailand
637 votes
66%
34%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
634 votes
67%
33%
Iceland
631 votes
57%
43%
Costa Rica
617 votes
67%
33%
Egypt
590 votes
62%
38%
Latvia
576 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Lithuania
576 votes
61%
39%
Macedonia
509 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
501 votes
71%
29%
Slovakia
495 votes
56%
44%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Qatar
465 votes
65%
35%
Vietnam
458 votes
72%
28%
Panama
412 votes
62%
38%
Russia
370 votes
54%
46%
Pakistan
367 votes
56%
44%
Albania
362 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
343 votes
63%
37%
Lebanon
320 votes
68%
32%
Malta
318 votes
61%
39%
Cyprus
317 votes
62%
38%
China
310 votes
73%
27%
Trinidad and Tobago
276 votes
72%
28%
Honduras
262 votes
73%
27%
Guatemala
262 votes
66%
34%
Morocco
261 votes
58%
42%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Bahrain
247 votes
63%
37%
Jamaica
240 votes
79%
21%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
228 votes
70%
30%
Ukraine
221 votes
58%
42%
Georgia
209 votes
55%
45%
El Salvador
206 votes
62%
38%
Unknown
203 votes
61%
39%
Republic of Korea
194 votes
68%
32%
Guam
191 votes
74%
26%
Paraguay
190 votes
62%
38%
Bahamas
181 votes
72%
28%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Bolivia
166 votes
58%
42%
Kenya
166 votes
65%
35%
Luxembourg
157 votes
59%
41%
Tunisia
151 votes
55%
45%
Iraq
146 votes
57%
43%
Algeria
146 votes
47%
53%
Montenegro
134 votes
61%
39%
Bangladesh
130 votes
66%
34%
Oman
116 votes
74%
26%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Jersey
102 votes
66%
34%
Brunei
100 votes
79%
21%
Barbados
99 votes
76%
24%
Mauritius
99 votes
54%
46%
Nicaragua
98 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
96 votes
68%
32%
Sri Lanka
92 votes
55%
45%
Faroe Islands
78 votes
60%
40%
Aruba
75 votes
75%
25%
Maldives
71 votes
42%
58%
Cambodia
70 votes
79%
21%
Bermuda
70 votes
74%
26%
Nigeria
68 votes
71%
29%
Belize
63 votes
63%
37%
Cayman Islands
63 votes
65%
35%
Mongolia
61 votes
70%
30%
Nepal
56 votes
66%
34%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran
56 votes
59%
41%
Suriname
56 votes
73%
27%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
51 votes
55%
45%
Guernsey
48 votes
63%
37%
Azerbaijan
48 votes
65%
35%
Republic of Moldova
47 votes
68%
32%
Belarus
47 votes
55%
45%
Namibia
46 votes
78%
22%
Kazakhstan
45 votes
76%
24%
Curaçao
43 votes
72%
28%
Gibraltar
41 votes
66%
34%
Ghana
38 votes
74%
26%
Armenia
37 votes
59%
41%
Guyana
34 votes
74%
26%
Antigua and Barbuda
32 votes
69%
31%
Andorra
32 votes
63%
37%
Syria
29 votes
55%
45%
Palestine
27 votes
67%
33%
Sudan
26 votes
73%
27%
Fiji
24 votes
79%
21%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
24 votes
88%
12
Myanmar [Burma]
23 votes
61%
39%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Saint Lucia
20 votes
70%
30%
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Senegal
19 votes
53%
47%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Tanzania
18 votes
61%
39%
Reunion
18 votes
39%
61%
Zimbabwe
17 votes
71%
29%
Botswana
17 votes
76%
24%
Mozambique
16 votes
75%
25%
Northern Mariana Islands
16 votes
75%
25%
Grenada
16 votes
69%
31%
U.S. Virgin Islands
16 votes
50%
50%
Turks and Caicos Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Afghanistan
15 votes
53%
47%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Zambia
15 votes
73%
27%
Sint Maarten
14 votes
64%
36%
Macao
14 votes
93%
7
Haiti
13 votes
85%
15
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Madagascar
12 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
12 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
12 votes
58%
42%
Angola
11 votes
64%
36%
Dominica
11 votes
73%
27%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
Åland
9 votes
56%
44%
Uzbekistan
9 votes
89%
11
British Virgin Islands
9 votes
78%
22%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
8 votes
75%
25%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
63%
37%
Laos
8 votes
63%
37%
Libya
8 votes
63%
37%
Liechtenstein
7 votes
57%
43%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
Saint Martin
7 votes
57%
43%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Guadeloupe
6 votes
67%
33%
Bonaire
6 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
6 votes
83%
17%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Cuba
5 votes
80%
20%
Anguilla
5 votes
80%
20%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
French Polynesia
5 votes
60%
40%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Liberia
4 votes
25%
75%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Kyrgyzstan
3 votes
67%
33%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
3 votes
67%
33%
Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Gambia
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +1892
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    8 months ago
    ico +207
    eliyahm FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    I'm not going to live the life of an outlaw!
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    15 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    im a ninja
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    1 day ago
    ico
    draker MaleSilver Medal from Illinois, United States
    EEWWW pirates have nasty stuff in they beards and ninjas get katanas and pirates can sink and die
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    1 day ago
    ico
    Yamivsbakura2006 FemaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    Yarrr
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    a pirate you have no skills besides fighting ninjas have skills including fighting
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    1 day ago
    ico +1
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i'm a pirate living my live on the seven seas
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I dont want a jar of dirt.
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    DUDE BOOTY IS TREASURE
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    i wouldd be ninja baecuse i would be the best parkourist ever bro
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    3 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    jack sparrow!!
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    i have a live of a ninja
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    3 days ago
    ico +1
    pajk Male from Hlavni mesto Praha, Czech Republic
    Naruto or One piece ? not too hard
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Puerto Rico
    Buuuuhhhhh pirates Suc
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    3 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    Did anyone just click pirate bc the pirates of the Caribbean
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm already technically a ninja I know how to do parkour and I have ninja stars
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    4 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    atleast I don't have those ugly eyes
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    boo
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    4 days ago
    ico +1
    mayral Female from Balearic Islands, Spain
    Johnny Depp slays
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    5 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    a pirate CUZ PIARITRE OF THE CARRIBEAN IS GREAT AND Most people think im a pirate with my i ship this and OH NO A CANON
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    5 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirate matey
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    5 days ago
    ico +1
    guest from Province of Tarlac, Philippines
    I love pirates coz it's more adventurous than doing a boring and sneaky assassination #ARRMateys!
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'm there POOF now I'm here
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Swords
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Iowa, United States
    I'm already a ninja!! so I'm going to be a pirate!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Who wants to be a pirate unless you are Jacob Sartoris. Like if you know what I mean.
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    biohazard MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Mayorality of Baghdad, Iraq
    ninja job is to kill people thats not what you want did you
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    'cause i look cool in dark
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates could get blown up
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    Ninjas can teleport turn switch into a log so u don't get hit
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    1 week ago
    ico
    chiarak FemaleBronze Medal from North Holland, Netherlands
    ninja !!!
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    I love jack spiro
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Central Java, Indonesia
    ok let me get this right , i belive 1 ninja can kill every crue and the captain in 1 night . i realy dont care about treasure
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    1 week ago
    ico +1
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Pirate set the sails ya scabbin rats ninja what do we do master kung ching
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Departamento de Guatemala, Guatemala
    Ninjas get really hot female Asian ladys
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I could kick the idiot that made this question
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    pirates had a miserable life because a lot of them died on the sea
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from County Cork, Ireland
    pff ninja so to get MORE money with out getting caught i dont want to be jack sparrow
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    HOWWWYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates Are Theifs
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Rogaland Fylke, Norway
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. Smosh is life
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    ninja cuz i can spy on peepz :P (u prob think im very strange and creepy now XD)
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    see ninjas are more interesting and there not like in the movies for all we know they could be your neighbour or your friend.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates eat other people...
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Which is more impressive? being a stinky criminal with bad dental hygiene and an unnatural greed for money or a cool dude that can beat the crap out of anyone and do some insane moves because they have been trained mentally and physically to the peak of human ability?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates are nothing like fairytails there real and dangerous and once my dad had to fight them
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oblast Pleven, Bulgaria
    THE NINJA WIN YEAH
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Jack
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I WOULD BE A NINJA PIE RAT!!!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    You wi Captain Jack sparrow to always remember this as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow XD
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Pirate got I'm a kid now VOTE pls and I will be your friend if you don't choose pirate you will be dead for fake I will hurt you take care I'm gonna watch over you choose pirate pls leave a comment bye or else I'm kloie and I'm a kid love me or like a friend tell me now or no see ya hahahah
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate would do anything for some booty literally but ninjas are like a their in the night
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ew
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    A ninja because then most of my life is fairly average farming or if I'm working for a lord I have a legit well paying job as a spy. Pirates lived really crappy lives. (still do)
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'm pirating GTA V as we speak, yarrrrr
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Who saw the picture of captain jack sparrow and instantly clicked on him
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Attica, Greece
    because i have a YT channel named CaptainPanez and i choose the ninja lol
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Attica, Greece
    i choose wrong
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from East Java, Indonesia
    Become a ninja is my dream
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    2 weeks ago
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    Krytek MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Naruto
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    PIRATES GET GOLD LAD!!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Yo Ho Yo Ho I Pirates Life For Me ~Johnny Depp
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Pirates get dat booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirate cuz the puc was jqck sparrow
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY XD
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    pirates can fall off the ship
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    2 weeks ago
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    MJforever FemaleSilver Medal from Utah, United States
    Who saw Johnny Depp and imediately clicked that one?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    It means i can speak Chinese :D
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    i just like jack sparrow... i don't care about y booty
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sowwy little of a fan JK IM A NINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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    2 weeks ago
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    gamerfare MaleSilver Medal from Trafford, United Kingdom
    2 words: ninjas are badass
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninja katana
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    2 weeks ago
    ico +1
    wiewynl FemaleSilver Medal from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    I'LL BE LUFFY! RATHER THAN NARUTO
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    "why is the rum gone"
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    ninja is cool
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    tf do pirates even do lmao? if i was a ninja i could run on walls and do insane tricks.
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    im not using a gun or whatever the pirets used in the old times... when pirets were alive that is.
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    a ninja super hero
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Stealth is key
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    3 weeks ago
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    LEEROYJENKINSGAMING Silver Medal from New York, United States
    Picked pirate bcuz jack sparrow
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    If I was a pirate I could leagly change my name to Captin Jack Sparrow
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    That's funny
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay
    aguante yak ssssparoub
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas are quiet and pirates breath stink and they are loud
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Katana to good
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    booty+booty=carabians
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    u shall remember this as the day u ALMOST caught Captian Jack Sparrow
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Seoul, Republic of Korea
    ONE PIECE!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    pirates are mad, like me
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    3 weeks ago
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    noahm2 MaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    DO WUT U WANT BECUASE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I can get a gun and shoot my nemeses in the face
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    In the Pirates of the Carabeian world? Hell yeah!!
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    guest from Terengganu, Malaysia
    ninjitsu for justice
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    guest from California, United States
    stealth skills yo!
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    a ninja is awseome and i do go to karate
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    WHY???????
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    guest from New York, United States
    1. Be a ninja, 2. Do parkour
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    guest from California, United States
    muder more
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    always be yourself.unless you can be a pirate, then always be a pirate ~ Johnny Depp
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    guest from Florida, United States
    ninjas are just plane cool!!!
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    #ninja for life
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    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    im no fan of pirates never watched 1 movie
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    guest from Opstina Karpos, Macedonia
    you retards
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    pirates are better then ninjas they see booty
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    pirates say surrender the booty
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    This is a question anyone can think of
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    1 month ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i don't wanna die!
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    michaelb16 MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    naruto!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    guest from Central Serbia, Serbia
    the pirate its jack sparow
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i want to be silent
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I can be a robber wich is a ninja and a pirate
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Baladiyat ad Dawhah, Qatar
    i like the same i make a song of pirate but dindt put it a video its like this yarhar hidididy being a piret is cool thing you are pirate
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirate sounds like private. Private parts are bad
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I cna kill ppl now yay
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    guest from Utah, United States
    A pirate would have the dangers of a ninja plus drowning
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirates have more fun
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    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    YOU AR A PIRATE
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are LITTERALLY my life
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    haileyh2 FemaleSilver Medal from Louisiana, United States
    Ninjas are graceful and athletic.
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    ico
    guest from Bogota D.C., Colombia
    a pirate becusemonkey D. luffy
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    so i can train myself into becoming a ninja pirat
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Dada da da dada da da dada da da dada daaaaa
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates in real life are lame water pick pocketes
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    ico
    Richard__97 MaleSilver Medal from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    A ninja that live in the sea!!! yeaa!! I'm a nin-pirate
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    ico
    Brightstar221 FemaleBronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    Savvy?
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    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Captain jack sparrow almost sold it to me but...
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    ico
    guest from South Dakota, United States
    Ninja I got some fu*cking cool moves
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    StacieHazArtStuff FemaleSilver Medal from Texas, United States
    Then I could act drunk all the time and still swashbuckle like a PRO PRO #jacksparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    It's a fcking ninja!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    no one should bring a sword to a gun fight
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    ico
    guest from Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
    ARRRR meh matie! I'm jack sparrow...
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    superstealth
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    A ninja because they're swift and smart
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    guest from California, United States
    Why can't I be a pirate ninja
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES AND I SHOW NO SHAME
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    one piece
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    i get it
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    ninja because what about scorpion
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    ico
    chriss6 Male from Illinois, United States
    It's my boody
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    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Davy joens locker
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Is my boody
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    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    NINJANINJANINJANINJANINJANINJANINJANINJANINJA!!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    CAPTIN HOOK FROM ONCE UPON A TIME!
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    guest from Florida, United States
    F*CK YAY DERP SSUNDEE IM SSUNDEE AAND ITS BETTER BEING AN NINJA O LUK JACK SPARROW
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    SEXY HAREM JUTSU!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    swag ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    rennal Female from West Java, Indonesia
    Naruto vs One Piece all over again
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    Batman FTW
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    captain Jack Spiro
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    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    A ninja pirate wizard
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    ill be able to sneak around
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Stealth ninja
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I love the pirates of the carabian and jacksparrow is hilarious
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    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I would be a pirate because say if i fail a mission as a ninja good chance i must die and i DISHONOR MY FAMIRY
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Go to Davy Jones locker
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    ico
    Wolfie10 MaleSilver Medal from Indiana, United States
    Or you could simply be a ninja and use the skills you learn to become a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
    They both existed and neither of them are particulalry cool
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    ico
    guest from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    Sharpen the barkin irons
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    ico
    11111 Male from Indiana, United States
    Wouldn't you just age to pirate times?
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    guest from Texas, United States
    *find*
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i will fing the ONE PIECE
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    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    pirate is like a ninja like edward kenway ninja and pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    pirates r bad ass
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    ico
    guest from Stockholm, Sweden
    yarrrrrrr
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    ico
    guest from Sor-Trondelag Fylke, Norway
    Pirates can sale where ever they want and they find gold and sale on advanture
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    guest from New York, United States
    Captain Jack Sparrow is love Captain Jack Sparrow is LIFE
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    guest from North Dakota, United States
    but pirate go extix
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    Funny joke
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    guest from California, United States
    1 word. Scurvy
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    connors5 MaleSilver Medal from Queensland, Australia
    if your a pirate you have a 65% chance to die at sea or fall overboard and get stranded and if you a ninja only 15% chance to die
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    I you become a ninja you can instantly be an anime charter like Naruto And One Punch Man!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    i can be a pirate ninja like from assasins creed black flag
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm the green ninja
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    In other words.. Be cool and fast or be a pirate with ugly teeth and bad breathe (possibly fat)??
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    ico
    guest Silver Medal from South Australia, Australia
    meh
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from South Australia, Australia
    basically saying b stupid or b stupid
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from South Australia, Australia
    hmmm
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I have the best pirate ever
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    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Naruto
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    ico
    guest from Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom
    QUICK GET ME MY GUNS, SWORDS, SHIP AND BOOTY!!!!
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    ico
    sashikue FemaleSilver Medal from Oklahoma, United States
    I'd be a good pirate. Stealing from the money hoarding rich arses and giving to the poor.
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    it is basically asking would you rather fight for good or bad
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    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    YAR HAR TIBITY TE! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO ME! (I WANT TO BE MANGLE OR FOXY.)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I need to brush my teeth
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i love the song from the movie
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    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    AHOY YOU LOT I AM CAPTAIN EDWARD KENWAY CAPTAIN OF TH JACKDAW
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Tea age mutant NINJA turtles!
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    ico
    guest from Central Java, Indonesia
    a pirate cant do any cool jutsu
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    GamerJosh2611 MaleSilver Medal from Baladiyat ad Dawhah, Qatar
    NIIIIIIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!