Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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263,131 votes
1,712 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,903 votes
72.6%
27.4%
Girls
2,664 votes
62.9%
37.1%
Unknowns
257,564 votes
67.58%
32.42%

Votes by country map view

United States
168,472 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
20,834 votes
65%
35%
Australia
15,152 votes
68%
32%
Canada
14,448 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
6,715 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,630 votes
70%
30%
Germany
2,538 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,211 votes
63%
37%
Ireland
1,745 votes
68%
32%
Norway
1,380 votes
64%
36%
Sweden
1,369 votes
63%
37%
France
1,166 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,101 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
970 votes
60%
40%
Denmark
915 votes
64%
36%
Portugal
914 votes
64%
36%
South Africa
820 votes
61%
39%
United Arab Emirates
740 votes
66%
34%
Philippines
732 votes
76%
24%
Italy
702 votes
44%
56%
Romania
685 votes
59%
41%
India
659 votes
60%
40%
Brazil
633 votes
61%
39%
Finland
601 votes
62%
38%
Spain
505 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
474 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
451 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
447 votes
70%
30%
Saudi Arabia
430 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
404 votes
68%
32%
Israel
400 votes
61%
39%
Switzerland
379 votes
63%
37%
Greece
362 votes
58%
42%
Serbia
357 votes
56%
44%
Austria
347 votes
63%
37%
Japan
338 votes
69%
31%
Turkey
310 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
282 votes
63%
37%
Indonesia
274 votes
66%
34%
Poland
269 votes
60%
40%
Slovenia
266 votes
52%
48%
China
264 votes
75%
25%
Czech Republic
227 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
223 votes
58%
42%
South Korea
212 votes
69%
31%
Estonia
207 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
204 votes
58%
42%
Taiwan
204 votes
56%
44%
Egypt
203 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
200 votes
56%
44%
Russian Federation
191 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
190 votes
58%
42%
Lithuania
163 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
162 votes
54%
46%
Thailand
152 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
151 votes
68%
32%
Europe
144 votes
50%
50%
Pakistan
126 votes
49%
51%
Qatar
124 votes
65%
35%
Jordan
122 votes
70%
30%
Slovakia
121 votes
55%
45%
Latvia
110 votes
55%
45%
Chile
108 votes
58%
42%
Lebanon
106 votes
68%
32%
Malta
105 votes
68%
32%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
105 votes
55%
45%
Jamaica
105 votes
79%
21%
Costa Rica
98 votes
63%
37%
Cyprus
96 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
94 votes
65%
35%
Anonymous Proxy
90 votes
71%
29%
Macedonia
89 votes
46%
54%
Trinidad and Tobago
83 votes
72%
28%
Panama
83 votes
57%
43%
Bahamas
78 votes
74%
26%
Albania
75 votes
48%
52%
Vietnam
74 votes
78%
22%
Morocco
72 votes
60%
40%
Guam
71 votes
72%
28%
Venezuela
71 votes
65%
35%
Bahrain
67 votes
61%
39%
Kenya
63 votes
70%
30%
Georgia
60 votes
47%
53%
Ukraine
57 votes
53%
47%
Luxembourg
52 votes
63%
37%
Jersey
49 votes
61%
39%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Honduras
43 votes
74%
26%
Peru
43 votes
60%
40%
Netherlands Antilles
42 votes
67%
33%
Barbados
42 votes
76%
24%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
42 votes
52%
48%
Ecuador
41 votes
59%
41%
Brunei Darussalam
38 votes
74%
26%
Isle of Man
37 votes
54%
46%
Bangladesh
35 votes
66%
34%
Tunisia
34 votes
56%
44%
Mauritius
32 votes
56%
44%
Uruguay
30 votes
47%
53%
Bermuda
29 votes
86%
14
Cayman Islands
26 votes
69%
31%
Faroe Islands
26 votes
69%
31%
Nigeria
25 votes
76%
24%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Oman
24 votes
71%
29%
Sri Lanka
24 votes
63%
37%
Algeria
24 votes
50%
50%
Guernsey
23 votes
61%
39%
Maldives
22 votes
36%
64%
Mongolia
21 votes
62%
38%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Bolivia
20 votes
60%
40%
Antigua and Barbuda
19 votes
68%
32%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
El Salvador
17 votes
71%
29%
Belize
17 votes
71%
29%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Nepal
16 votes
56%
44%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Cambodia
15 votes
80%
20%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Syrian Arab Republic
12 votes
50%
50%
Paraguay
11 votes
73%
27%
Uganda
11 votes
64%
36%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Saint Lucia
10 votes
60%
40%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
10 votes
60%
40%
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Armenia
9 votes
44%
56%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Aland Islands
8 votes
88%
12
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Macau
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Angola
4 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +788
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    5 months ago
    ico +73
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    12 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninjas are soooooooo in right now
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    what about ninja pirates??
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    to22222222222222222
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    1 day ago
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    dylang4 MaleSilver Medal from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    At least i don't have to deal with Scurvy
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Hi...yah
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Shiner me trimmer
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I've got a jar of dirt.
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    i dont like the sea :/
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    who else clicked on piret without looking at the other
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    2 days ago
    ico
    Emori_Rain Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Johnny depp is my bae
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Groningen, Netherlands
    NARUTO!
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    6 days ago
    ico
    Epicness FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Minnesota, United States
    #pirate ninja
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. ;|
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    Captain Jack Sparrow. Yup, I've made my mind now.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    Hydar MaleSilver Medal from Victoria, Australia
    Ninja have skill
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I just clicked on Jack Sparrow without reading the question
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    true
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    1 week ago
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    guest from the United States
    ninja
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    1 week ago
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    guest from the United States
    pooop
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Rouge ninja gone pirate?
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ninjas are, secret. Pirates are known and famous.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    pastafarian99 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    I'm a pastafarian, what do you exoect
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    lukes Male from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Solved with one word "Wenching". Pirates FTW
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Choice made in one word... "Wenching" Pirates FTW
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    not A pirate THE pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Im a ninja with an eyepatch :3
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are totes adorbs
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Parker Silver Medal from California, United States
    Ninjas wear tight uniforms for schoolgirls and it shows their crotch
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    thealnmightymalachi MaleBronze Medal from the United States
    ninjas kill themselves after a mission. Pirates try to kill themselves with rum and whores. Gee. Tough call.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Rum, Stolen Money, Hookers on Tortuga, and a Boat for myself? pfff beats ninja dullness
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates are hairy and nasty
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    im not gunna be a man with high heals!!!!????
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Spain
    if I will be as stupid as Johnny Depp's character, well... I choose the ninja
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I'd be Jack Sparrow or Sinbad, but real life pirate lives sucked.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Assassins Creed: Black Flag. I can be a ninja pirate
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Common misconception, Ninja's were simple farmers who dressed as exactly that. They didn't wear "ninja garb", nor were they incredibly skilled in all forms of martial arts. Whereas pirates could possibly amass some wealth during their travels. Not to mention, many famous pirates were already wealthy before they became pirates.
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    3 weeks ago
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    Relicred MaleBronze Medal from Kentucky, United States
    I don't want yellow fever or whatever those diseases are.
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    3 weeks ago
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    Chain MaleSilver Medal from Arizona, United States
    Kill every one get in your way
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Duh he is 1# AWESOME 2# SOOO FUNNY and 3# i looove chicken
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    How about a ninja pirate?
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I would be a One Piece pirate. :)
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I'm a dragon ball z loving girl so a ninja is pretty close to a dbz character I just wouldn't has powers and stuff
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I really wanna be jack sparrow from pirates of the carrinian
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Why would I want to be a stage-hand?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    masonw2 Male from the United States
    I meant to choose pirate....I hate ninjas
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i'd either be a ninjpirate or a piraninja, but,call me what you will, im still gonna be a combo of the two
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    LOL PEOPLE!!!! PIRATES ONLY TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
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    1 month ago
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    DominantBunion MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Why not pirate? You could be Edward Kenway!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    People are dumb thinking pirates are better...they got sickness they couldn't recover from, and they had to stay on a boat for most of their time...
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    1 month ago
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    memou MaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States
    Dammit. Revote! I don't want to get the scurvy!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    SmileyShoes MaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Ninja 8!436
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Leopard_Ruler FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    Ninjas are awesome!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    If it was a pirate like capn jack sparrow then pirtate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Not a question
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    1 month ago
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    abigailh FemaleBronze Medal from Rhode Island, United States
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Devon, United Kingdom
    Well ninjas can see booty without being seen
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Anonymous Proxy
    A NINJA DUH. I CAN STEAL FROM YALL PIRATES
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    #NINJAVANISH
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    1 month ago
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    aramv Male from California, United States
    I expected that more people would vote for a pirate :/
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    Assassins creed
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    1 month ago
    ico
    CookiePocket FemaleSilver Medal from Beijing, China
    I already answered this typaa thing! Not Choosing NOTHING over de ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Saint George Basseterre, Saint Kitts and Nevis
    Pirates are like last year
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    invisibility
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hmmm... Can't choose. Already skilled in martial arts, but I want to sail the world...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Frankie Gold MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    More disciplined.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Tingtangtullio Gold Medal from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    Discipline & insane skill or disease & drunken tomfoolery?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    jasperc MaleSilver Medal from Herefordshire, United Kingdom
    Scurvy anybody?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    why can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    mikachur Female from Pennsylvania, United States
    PirateNinja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I will be a pirate ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Well that guy is not a ninja, ninjas wear grey clothing and is in the shadows at night! You also have to be under 120 Lbs. So no I would not be a ninja.
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    1 month ago
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    lisetb FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    stealthy, swift, awsome....im already a ninga girl, now i can be a ninga pirate girl.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I like the c
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    ninja-duh
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Sneaky sneaky katie
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    ninja pirate?
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    I chose pirate because of hetalia
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    2 months ago
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    oliverh2 Male from Iowa, United States
    I'm already a pirate.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I like having teeth
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    i would be the sassiest sh*t ever
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    im cap'n jack sparrow
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    you forgot one thing, mate
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Only because Jack Sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninja.....I'll steal ur treasure with my mad skills....also I shower
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Staffordshire, United Kingdom
    NINJAGO!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Do what you want your a pirate you see? you are a pirate! yarr harr tiddle-dee-dee do what you want as a pirate you see? do what you want your a pirate you see? you are a pirate?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninga
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    2 months ago
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    PinkieTheJew MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Where's the wizard button? And am i sparrow? This is important.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja's are boring. 68% of the people who voted for them are probably already pirates anyway. YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
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    2 months ago
    ico
    I can be a great stalker.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    #nigapirat
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    2 months ago
    ico
    myag FemaleBronze Medal from the United States
    Can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Iasi, Romania
    Doesn't matter... I have a jar of dirt!