Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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307,313 votes
1,835 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
3,309 votes
72.9%
27.1%
Girls
3,017 votes
61.8%
38.2%
Unknowns
300,987 votes
67.22%
32.78%

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United States
189,732 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
26,527 votes
65%
35%
Australia
17,770 votes
67%
33%
Canada
17,006 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
10,825 votes
67%
33%
Germany
3,106 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
3,054 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands
2,958 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
2,123 votes
67%
33%
Sweden
1,771 votes
63%
37%
Norway
1,688 votes
64%
36%
France
1,419 votes
54%
46%
Singapore
1,303 votes
72%
28%
Denmark
1,151 votes
64%
36%
Mexico
1,151 votes
58%
42%
Portugal
1,036 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
929 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
884 votes
75%
25%
Romania
864 votes
58%
42%
South Africa
847 votes
60%
40%
Finland
789 votes
61%
39%
India
761 votes
61%
39%
Italy
716 votes
44%
56%
Brazil
703 votes
60%
40%
Croatia
589 votes
55%
45%
Spain
572 votes
56%
44%
Belgium
556 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
529 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
521 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
498 votes
67%
33%
Israel
496 votes
59%
41%
Greece
468 votes
56%
44%
Serbia
459 votes
56%
44%
Switzerland
459 votes
64%
36%
Austria
423 votes
62%
38%
Turkey
386 votes
51%
49%
Japan
380 votes
68%
32%
Poland
358 votes
57%
43%
Europe
355 votes
55%
45%
Indonesia
348 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
342 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
329 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
286 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
286 votes
57%
43%
China
276 votes
75%
25%
Hungary
268 votes
54%
46%
Argentina
265 votes
57%
43%
Estonia
257 votes
56%
44%
Colombia
248 votes
54%
46%
South Korea
247 votes
70%
30%
Egypt
235 votes
62%
38%
Lithuania
228 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
224 votes
51%
49%
Taiwan
222 votes
56%
44%
Iceland
220 votes
58%
42%
Thailand
197 votes
61%
39%
Kuwait
187 votes
65%
35%
Qatar
156 votes
66%
34%
Pakistan
154 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
153 votes
66%
34%
Slovakia
146 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
145 votes
57%
43%
Chile
137 votes
57%
43%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
135 votes
56%
44%
Jamaica
121 votes
80%
20%
Cyprus
118 votes
61%
39%
Macedonia
118 votes
51%
49%
Costa Rica
117 votes
62%
38%
Lebanon
115 votes
68%
32%
Dominican Republic
110 votes
66%
34%
Malta
107 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
104 votes
71%
29%
Panama
102 votes
57%
43%
Morocco
98 votes
60%
40%
Anonymous Proxy
98 votes
73%
27%
Albania
95 votes
48%
52%
Vietnam
95 votes
77%
23%
Bahamas
93 votes
75%
25%
Venezuela
84 votes
63%
37%
Guam
83 votes
71%
29%
Bahrain
80 votes
63%
37%
Kenya
75 votes
71%
29%
Georgia
69 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
69 votes
51%
49%
Luxembourg
62 votes
60%
40%
Jersey
54 votes
63%
37%
Brunei Darussalam
53 votes
72%
28%
Ecuador
52 votes
62%
38%
Tunisia
50 votes
58%
42%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
50 votes
52%
48%
Honduras
49 votes
73%
27%
Barbados
49 votes
80%
20%
Guatemala
49 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands Antilles
48 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
48 votes
58%
42%
Peru
45 votes
58%
42%
Bangladesh
43 votes
63%
37%
Seychelles
41 votes
56%
44%
Mauritius
38 votes
55%
45%
Oman
36 votes
75%
25%
Uruguay
36 votes
47%
53%
Bermuda
36 votes
78%
22%
Sri Lanka
33 votes
64%
36%
Algeria
32 votes
50%
50%
Maldives
31 votes
39%
61%
Cayman Islands
30 votes
70%
30%
Nigeria
29 votes
72%
28%
Montenegro
29 votes
52%
48%
Guernsey
29 votes
62%
38%
Faroe Islands
28 votes
71%
29%
Aruba
25 votes
68%
32%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Mongolia
24 votes
67%
33%
El Salvador
23 votes
70%
30%
Antigua and Barbuda
22 votes
68%
32%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Belize
21 votes
71%
29%
Gibraltar
21 votes
67%
33%
Nepal
20 votes
60%
40%
Cambodia
19 votes
79%
21%
Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Azerbaijan
18 votes
61%
39%
Suriname
18 votes
72%
28%
Mariana Islands
17 votes
88%
12
Paraguay
16 votes
69%
31%
Guyana
15 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
15 votes
80%
20%
Sudan
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Syrian Arab Republic
14 votes
43%
57%
Belarus
13 votes
54%
46%
Uganda
13 votes
62%
38%
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Kazakhstan
12 votes
75%
25%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Satellite Provider
10 votes
60%
40%
Armenia
10 votes
40%
60%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Aland Islands
9 votes
78%
22%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Moldova, Republic of
8 votes
88%
12
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Senegal
7 votes
43%
57%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
6 votes
33%
67%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Asia/Pacific Region
5 votes
80%
20%
Fiji
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Mozambique
5 votes
80%
20%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Vanuatu
3 votes
67%
33%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Andorra
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Martinique
2 votes
50%
50%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +935
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    8 months ago
    ico +139
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    8 hours ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    I could be Jack Sparrows ninja guards- ? ;)
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    8 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Pirates are ninja and after the fall of the samurai ninja became obsolete.
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    cause you are a pirate and a pirate is free
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are stealers and that is a sin
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Hampshire, United Kingdom
    pirates are cooler
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    1 week ago
    ico
    Lepigeon Bronze Medal from Nebraska, United States
    i could be all like, SMOKE BOMB!!!! POOF!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    im with you man, those pirates like the booty
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    They're both dumb I just had to pick one
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are stinky thieves
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i clicked on it when i saw jhonny depp..
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I already am a ninja but whatever
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I am a ninja. No ur not. Did u see me do that. Do what. Exactaly.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    i wanna meet the hokage
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    EDWARD KENWAY!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    One word: GOLD
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninga
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja seems more epic
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are boss
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    I wanted to be Edward Kennway... Everybody else said NO.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    hit wrong one sorry
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    Who else just immediately picked Jack Sparrow?!?!? Anyone?! I think YES
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Naruto or One Piece Lol
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I only clicked the Pirat option because they used Captain Jack Sparrow :3
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    The Pirate life is the life fer me
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirate don't have depth perception
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    jordanc4 from New Zealand
    Its asking would you rather be a killer or a rapist,murder and a theif
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Madeira, Portugal
    No brainer question for somali people.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    pirates steal. and still exist now days
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Assassins Creed Black Flag
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im not being stincky
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Kezajaws MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Leeds, United Kingdom
    I am ninja. You cannot see me. I shall protect my family's honour and slay you!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    Get to PIRATE videos LOL
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    A ninja can fight and dress up as a pirate and get on a ship
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and immediately clicked
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    laurenn FemaleSilver Medal from Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
    ppfffttt
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Have me lick you 8=====}
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    The pirates life is for me
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninjas are little girls hiding under their covers pirate kick ass.
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    On ship a full illiterate bastard who don't brush there teeth and never take shower oh boy here I come
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Jack Sparrow FTW
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I would be a pirate because a fox :)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates are cool
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    do what you want because a pirate is free
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    1 month ago
    ico
    ponyfied FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    NINJA!
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Im only picking pirate because CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NARUTO
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    I FINK YOUR FREAKY BY DIE ANTWOOD
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where has the rum gone?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    kellehn FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    I want to be a ninja. :P
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    A pirate is a typ of criminal no thanks
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    I get to look like Johnny Depp so who's the real winner?
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    a pirate is a ninja that gets gold
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    JACK SPAROW!!
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Retards say the most stupidest things
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    Screw pirates
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Stealthy and a slippery sucker
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    i wanna be a ninja * stealth mode activated * XD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Already black belt pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maine, United States
    Dun dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundanana
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    OHMYGOD I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Or be Edward Kenway...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Naruto vs One piece... I had to choose one
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because... Johnny Depp duh.
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    hello! johnny depp!
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    CUZ PIRATES GET BOOTY
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOO
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninja = honor and badassery
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Buzau, Romania
    Pirates aren't what they look like in movies and games... actually, pirates have done terrible things in the past... why are they presented as "the cool guys" now ?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja I coul be a good ninja from movies. A pirate has to be evil.
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    Yar Har Har
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    dem girls (my gender) get dem boys
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    Johnny dep AALLLLL THE WAY BABY
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    emilyb3 Female from Ontario, Canada
    Like James Hook
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    But they are
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Iowa, United States
    A pirate because they have a chance of getting rich unlike ninjas
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    xD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. That's our home town mascot
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    The picture is jack sparrow. I just CANT choose ninja now.
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates or wolves
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are cute
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    NINJA
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gavleborgs Lan, Sweden
    Ninjas seem to either just train or be on a mission. Pirates have fun.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    what if i get seasick...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninja for life
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    YoHoHo it's a pirates life for me!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Ima be the first BLACK ninja
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    :*
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    2 months ago
    ico
    LissiRawks FemaleSilver Medal from Washington, United States
    Getting myself some $$$$
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I am a ninja trust me better than a pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    ninjas are so boring....
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Sachsen, Germany
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    two of my dreams came true when ACBlackFlag came out
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I like booty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    A pirates life for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Edward Kenway!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninja on a boat=Monkey D. Luffy
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas were an oppressed people- tired of being bullied by japanese rule. Pirates rule what they want
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Trotvenszk Bronze Medal from Brazil
    At least ninjas have the minimal concept of personal hygiene...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Osjecko-Baranjska, Croatia
    a ninja cuz of the mask they have if ninjas didnt have that mask id go for pirates
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    2 months ago
    ico
    hfogg FemaleBronze Medal from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    Sea sick
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    2 months ago
    ico
    mattm4 MaleSilver Medal from Antrim, United Kingdom
    Its all about the picture s
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    You have never heard of a butt ninja
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    R U KIDDING ME?!?!! PIRATES R F***ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Reason 1. Gun powder
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    2 months ago
    ico
    I WANT DEM NINJA NUGGET NINJA SKILLZ
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Personal hygiene
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    2 months ago
    ico
    DeusOfDucks Silver Medal from the United States
    Honestly being a pirate would be terrible. Just terrible.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    ninjas can get in boats too you know. cough cough assassins creed 4
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas won't drown at sea
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    2 months ago
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    travis-10_ MaleGold MedalSuper Star from the United States
    Hoo-yah!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    "We have our heading! "
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates have parrots parrots have feathers feathers are fast just like a ninja !
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pirate goes wild!!!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    at least a ninja can shower
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    guest from texas is a dumbo
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninjas are soooooooo in right now
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    what about ninja pirates??
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    3 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    to22222222222222222
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    dylang4 MaleSilver Medal from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    At least i don't have to deal with Scurvy
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Hi...yah
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    guest from California, United States
    Shiner me trimmer
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I've got a jar of dirt.
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    i dont like the sea :/
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    guest from New York, United States
    who else clicked on piret without looking at the other
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    guest Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Johnny depp is my bae
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    guest from Groningen, Netherlands
    NARUTO!
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    Epicness FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    #pirate ninja
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    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. ;|
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    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    Captain Jack Sparrow. Yup, I've made my mind now.
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    Hydar MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Victoria, Australia
    Ninja have skill
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    guest from the United States
    I just clicked on Jack Sparrow without reading the question
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    guest from the United States
    true
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    guest from the United States
    ninja
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    guest from the United States
    pooop
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Rouge ninja gone pirate?
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ninjas are, secret. Pirates are known and famous.
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    pastafarian99 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    I'm a pastafarian, what do you exoect
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    lukes Male from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Solved with one word "Wenching". Pirates FTW
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    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Choice made in one word... "Wenching" Pirates FTW
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    guest from Washington, United States
    not A pirate THE pirate
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    guest from the United States
    Im a ninja with an eyepatch :3
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are totes adorbs
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    Parker Silver Medal from California, United States
    Ninjas wear tight uniforms for schoolgirls and it shows their crotch
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    thealnmightymalachi MaleBronze Medal from the United States
    ninjas kill themselves after a mission. Pirates try to kill themselves with rum and whores. Gee. Tough call.
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    Rum, Stolen Money, Hookers on Tortuga, and a Boat for myself? pfff beats ninja dullness
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates are hairy and nasty
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    guest from the United States
    im not gunna be a man with high heals!!!!????
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    guest from Spain
    if I will be as stupid as Johnny Depp's character, well... I choose the ninja
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I'd be Jack Sparrow or Sinbad, but real life pirate lives sucked.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Assassins Creed: Black Flag. I can be a ninja pirate
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Common misconception, Ninja's were simple farmers who dressed as exactly that. They didn't wear "ninja garb", nor were they incredibly skilled in all forms of martial arts. Whereas pirates could possibly amass some wealth during their travels. Not to mention, many famous pirates were already wealthy before they became pirates.
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    Relicred MaleBronze Medal from Kentucky, United States
    I don't want yellow fever or whatever those diseases are.
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    Chain MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Arizona, United States
    Kill every one get in your way
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Duh he is 1# AWESOME 2# SOOO FUNNY and 3# i looove chicken
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    How about a ninja pirate?
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I would be a One Piece pirate. :)
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I'm a dragon ball z loving girl so a ninja is pretty close to a dbz character I just wouldn't has powers and stuff
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I really wanna be jack sparrow from pirates of the carrinian
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Why would I want to be a stage-hand?
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    masonw2 Male from the United States
    I meant to choose pirate....I hate ninjas
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    guest from California, United States
    i'd either be a ninjpirate or a piraninja, but,call me what you will, im still gonna be a combo of the two
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    guest from California, United States
    LOL PEOPLE!!!! PIRATES ONLY TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
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    DominantBunion MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Why not pirate? You could be Edward Kenway!
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    People are dumb thinking pirates are better...they got sickness they couldn't recover from, and they had to stay on a boat for most of their time...
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    memou MaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States
    Dammit. Revote! I don't want to get the scurvy!
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    SmileyShoes MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from New York, United States
    Ninja 8!436
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    Leopard_Ruler FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    Ninjas are awesome!!
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    If it was a pirate like capn jack sparrow then pirtate
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Not a question
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    abigailh FemaleBronze Medal from Rhode Island, United States
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DE
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    guest from Devon, United Kingdom
    Well ninjas can see booty without being seen
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    guest from Anonymous Proxy
    A NINJA DUH. I CAN STEAL FROM YALL PIRATES
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    guest from California, United States
    #NINJAVANISH
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    aramv Male from California, United States
    I expected that more people would vote for a pirate :/
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    guest from the United States
    Assassins creed
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    CookiePocket FemaleSilver Medal from Beijing, China
    I already answered this typaa thing! Not Choosing NOTHING over de ninja
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    guest from Saint George Basseterre, Saint Kitts and Nevis
    Pirates are like last year
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    guest from the United States
    invisibility
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    Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hmmm... Can't choose. Already skilled in martial arts, but I want to sail the world...
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    Frankie Gold MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    More disciplined.
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    Tingtangtullio Gold MedalBlue Star from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    Discipline & insane skill or disease & drunken tomfoolery?
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    jasperc MaleSilver Medal from Herefordshire, United Kingdom
    Scurvy anybody?
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    why can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    mikachur Female from Pennsylvania, United States
    PirateNinja
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    guest from the United States
    I will be a pirate ninja
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Well that guy is not a ninja, ninjas wear grey clothing and is in the shadows at night! You also have to be under 120 Lbs. So no I would not be a ninja.
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    lisetb FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    stealthy, swift, awsome....im already a ninga girl, now i can be a ninga pirate girl.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I like the c
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    ninja-duh