Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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322,339 votes
1,883 comments

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Guys
3,471 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
3,121 votes
61.7%
38.3%
Unknowns
315,747 votes
67.18%
32.82%

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United States
197,189 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
28,689 votes
65%
35%
Australia
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67%
33%
Canada
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68%
32%
Unknown
11,869 votes
67%
33%
Germany
3,229 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
3,157 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands
3,140 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
2,274 votes
67%
33%
Sweden
1,977 votes
64%
36%
Norway
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64%
36%
France
1,499 votes
54%
46%
Singapore
1,377 votes
72%
28%
Denmark
1,262 votes
64%
36%
Mexico
1,224 votes
58%
42%
Portugal
1,071 votes
63%
37%
United Arab Emirates
998 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
932 votes
75%
25%
Romania
907 votes
58%
42%
Finland
864 votes
61%
39%
South Africa
857 votes
60%
40%
India
797 votes
62%
38%
Brazil
724 votes
61%
39%
Italy
721 votes
44%
56%
Croatia
626 votes
54%
46%
Spain
602 votes
56%
44%
Belgium
593 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
554 votes
70%
30%
Saudi Arabia
540 votes
61%
39%
Israel
527 votes
58%
42%
Malaysia
518 votes
67%
33%
Greece
491 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
487 votes
57%
43%
Switzerland
474 votes
63%
37%
Austria
448 votes
62%
38%
Europe
430 votes
55%
45%
Turkey
405 votes
50%
50%
Japan
393 votes
68%
32%
Poland
391 votes
58%
42%
Indonesia
375 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
363 votes
50%
50%
Puerto Rico
335 votes
62%
38%
Bulgaria
309 votes
57%
43%
Czech Republic
307 votes
57%
43%
Hungary
298 votes
54%
46%
Argentina
279 votes
57%
43%
China
278 votes
74%
26%
Estonia
273 votes
56%
44%
Colombia
258 votes
53%
47%
South Korea
253 votes
71%
29%
Egypt
249 votes
62%
38%
Iceland
242 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
238 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
228 votes
51%
49%
Taiwan
225 votes
56%
44%
Thailand
217 votes
62%
38%
Kuwait
207 votes
67%
33%
Qatar
170 votes
64%
36%
Jordan
163 votes
66%
34%
Pakistan
162 votes
49%
51%
Latvia
158 votes
58%
42%
Slovakia
152 votes
55%
45%
Chile
146 votes
57%
43%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
144 votes
55%
45%
Jamaica
128 votes
81%
19%
Costa Rica
126 votes
63%
37%
Macedonia
125 votes
52%
48%
Cyprus
123 votes
62%
38%
Lebanon
117 votes
68%
32%
Dominican Republic
114 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
110 votes
72%
28%
Malta
109 votes
67%
33%
Panama
106 votes
58%
42%
Vietnam
105 votes
75%
25%
Morocco
103 votes
60%
40%
Albania
102 votes
49%
51%
Anonymous Proxy
101 votes
73%
27%
Bahamas
96 votes
74%
26%
Guam
89 votes
69%
31%
Venezuela
88 votes
65%
35%
Bahrain
85 votes
60%
40%
Kenya
80 votes
70%
30%
Ukraine
73 votes
51%
49%
Georgia
69 votes
46%
54%
Luxembourg
64 votes
59%
41%
Jersey
59 votes
59%
41%
Tunisia
56 votes
59%
41%
Ecuador
54 votes
61%
39%
Brunei Darussalam
54 votes
70%
30%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
51 votes
53%
47%
Guatemala
51 votes
65%
35%
Barbados
51 votes
80%
20%
Honduras
50 votes
72%
28%
Netherlands Antilles
50 votes
70%
30%
Isle of Man
49 votes
59%
41%
Bangladesh
48 votes
63%
37%
Seychelles
46 votes
57%
43%
Peru
46 votes
59%
41%
Bermuda
41 votes
73%
27%
Mauritius
39 votes
56%
44%
Uruguay
39 votes
49%
51%
Maldives
37 votes
35%
65%
Oman
37 votes
73%
27%
Algeria
36 votes
44%
56%
Sri Lanka
34 votes
62%
38%
Guernsey
32 votes
59%
41%
Cayman Islands
32 votes
69%
31%
Nigeria
30 votes
73%
27%
Faroe Islands
30 votes
70%
30%
Montenegro
30 votes
53%
47%
Aruba
27 votes
70%
30%
El Salvador
26 votes
65%
35%
Mongolia
25 votes
64%
36%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Cambodia
23 votes
78%
22%
Belize
23 votes
70%
30%
Antigua and Barbuda
23 votes
70%
30%
Gibraltar
21 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Nepal
21 votes
57%
43%
Suriname
20 votes
75%
25%
Mariana Islands
19 votes
89%
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Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Azerbaijan
18 votes
61%
39%
Paraguay
17 votes
71%
29%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
16 votes
81%
19%
Guyana
15 votes
100%
Sudan
15 votes
80%
20%
Syrian Arab Republic
14 votes
43%
57%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Uganda
13 votes
62%
38%
Belarus
13 votes
54%
46%
Armenia
12 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
12 votes
75%
25%
Kazakhstan
12 votes
75%
25%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
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Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Satellite Provider
10 votes
60%
40%
Haiti
10 votes
90%
10
Moldova, Republic of
9 votes
89%
11
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Senegal
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Myanmar
7 votes
29%
71%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
6 votes
33%
67%
Mozambique
6 votes
83%
17%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zimbabwe
5 votes
60%
40%
Fiji
5 votes
80%
20%
Virgin Islands, British
5 votes
60%
40%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Ethiopia
4 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Vanuatu
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Martinique
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +983
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    9 months ago
    ico +163
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    14 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    You are idiots if you chose pirate
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    21 hours ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    pirates are dirty
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    23 hours ago
    ico
    IwillNoScoopU Silver Medal from Seoul-t'ukpyolsi, South Korea
    I'm sorry jack. lol
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Neither
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A ninja bc.... Idk
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates are much better
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Or a ninja pirate!
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Limassol, Cyprus
    If you're a pirate you get caught and put to jail
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    2 days ago
    ico
    Arisat MaleSilver Medal from Georgia, United States
    captain luffy
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'd be the Captain Jack Sparrow of ninjas
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    NINJA KILLZ PIRATE WOOOO
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Nnow you see me nnow you don't
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Mogha
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Flanders, Belgium
    a pirate is just somebody who is considered to have done a crime on the sea including internet crimes so most of the pirates are fat bastards
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Today's pirates are murders who live in Somalia and have awful lives
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    A NINJA HELL YEAH
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat Masqat, Oman
    Are you are a pirate!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Being a ninja doesnt mean your some assasin. Use the inner ninja for good. Pirates were never good and were always blinded by their greed
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    I don't have to have sh*ts on a boat today
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    1 week ago
    ico
    K3414n Female from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja pirate...duh
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    not much pirates anymore, ninjas are more skilled
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Seems like more of an adventure. Plus the girls really dig it! But imagine all the extraordinary views and awesome fighting skills you would have as a ninja. But for some reason the pirates life seems all too familiar... I feel like i was a porate in a past life so im going to stick with my gut response. Matey.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Kaizoku
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NINJAS R AWESOME
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    1 week ago
    ico
    Johnny Depp is god....
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    lol
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    id be a ninja pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    paulb3 MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from British Columbia, Canada
    I don't steal things
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are less likely to be shredded by cannonballs.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    C'mon mates I always was a pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    WAIIIIIIIIII
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    WHERES THE RUM GONE
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    lachlanm2 MaleSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates died of scurvy alot and were overall pretty boring but ninjutsu i can use
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates live horrible lives on the ship
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    NINJAAAAA
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    HlywdSmpson MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    I'd be on Luffy's crew ONE PIECE 4EVER
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    unless there were mermaids. like super hot slutty ones that grow legs on land.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    There's one thing you forgot, 'I'm Captain Jack Sparrow'
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    MyPassIs123456 Bronze Medal from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I'm already a pirate. Now to.. oh wait you mean a real pirate. Nah, too much scurvy. I'll be a ninja!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    LordBalkara MaleSilver Medal from Illinois, United States
    Depends on whether it's the real or fake kind of pirate and ninja. Fake= pirate cause jack sparrow real= ninja cause real pirates rape and murder
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    But... scurvy....
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    If I'm a ninja, I can pretend to be a pirate and no one would know....
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Leeds, United Kingdom
    Ninja pirate?
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Sparrow attracted my mouse
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    You will always r ember this as the day you almost caught Captin Jack sparrow
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    are u guys stupid u know how many diseases pirates get
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates should go to jail.
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    I could be Jack Sparrows ninja guards- ? ;)
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Pirates are ninja and after the fall of the samurai ninja became obsolete.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    cause you are a pirate and a pirate is free
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are stealers and that is a sin
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hampshire, United Kingdom
    pirates are cooler
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Lepigeon Bronze Medal from Nebraska, United States
    i could be all like, SMOKE BOMB!!!! POOF!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    im with you man, those pirates like the booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    They're both dumb I just had to pick one
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are stinky thieves
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i clicked on it when i saw jhonny depp..
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I already am a ninja but whatever
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I am a ninja. No ur not. Did u see me do that. Do what. Exactaly.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    i wanna meet the hokage
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    EDWARD KENWAY!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    One word: GOLD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninga
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja seems more epic
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are boss
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    I wanted to be Edward Kennway... Everybody else said NO.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    hit wrong one sorry
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    1 month ago
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    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    Who else just immediately picked Jack Sparrow?!?!? Anyone?! I think YES
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Naruto or One Piece Lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I only clicked the Pirat option because they used Captain Jack Sparrow :3
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    The Pirate life is the life fer me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirate don't have depth perception
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    1 month ago
    ico
    jordanc4 from New Zealand
    Its asking would you rather be a killer or a rapist,murder and a theif
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Madeira, Portugal
    No brainer question for somali people.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    pirates steal. and still exist now days
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Assassins Creed Black Flag
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im not being stincky
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Kezajaws MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Leeds, United Kingdom
    I am ninja. You cannot see me. I shall protect my family's honour and slay you!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    Get to PIRATE videos LOL
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    A ninja can fight and dress up as a pirate and get on a ship
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and immediately clicked
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    1 month ago
    ico
    laurenn FemaleSilver Medal from Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
    ppfffttt
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Have me lick you 8=====}
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    The pirates life is for me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninjas are little girls hiding under their covers pirate kick ass.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    On ship a full illiterate bastard who don't brush there teeth and never take shower oh boy here I come
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Jack Sparrow FTW
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I would be a pirate because a fox :)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates are cool
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    do what you want because a pirate is free
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    2 months ago
    ico
    ponyfied FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    NINJA!
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Im only picking pirate because CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NARUTO
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    I FINK YOUR FREAKY BY DIE ANTWOOD
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where has the rum gone?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    kellehn FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    I want to be a ninja. :P
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    A pirate is a typ of criminal no thanks
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    I get to look like Johnny Depp so who's the real winner?
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    a pirate is a ninja that gets gold
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    JACK SPAROW!!
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Retards say the most stupidest things
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    Screw pirates
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Stealthy and a slippery sucker
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    i wanna be a ninja * stealth mode activated * XD
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Already black belt pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maine, United States
    Dun dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundanana
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    OHMYGOD I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Or be Edward Kenway...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Naruto vs One piece... I had to choose one
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because... Johnny Depp duh.
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    hello! johnny depp!
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    CUZ PIRATES GET BOOTY
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOO
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninja = honor and badassery
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Buzau, Romania
    Pirates aren't what they look like in movies and games... actually, pirates have done terrible things in the past... why are they presented as "the cool guys" now ?
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    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja I coul be a good ninja from movies. A pirate has to be evil.
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    Yar Har Har
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    dem girls (my gender) get dem boys
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United States
    Johnny dep AALLLLL THE WAY BABY
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    ico +1
    emilyb3 Female from Ontario, Canada
    Like James Hook
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    But they are
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Iowa, United States
    A pirate because they have a chance of getting rich unlike ninjas
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    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    xD
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    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. That's our home town mascot
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    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    The picture is jack sparrow. I just CANT choose ninja now.
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates or wolves
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are cute
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    NINJA
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    ico
    guest from Gavleborgs Lan, Sweden
    Ninjas seem to either just train or be on a mission. Pirates have fun.
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    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    what if i get seasick...
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    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninja for life
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    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    YoHoHo it's a pirates life for me!
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    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Ima be the first BLACK ninja
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    guest from Washington, United States
    :*
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    3 months ago
    ico
    LissiRawks FemaleSilver Medal from Washington, United States
    Getting myself some $$$$
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I am a ninja trust me better than a pirate
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    3 months ago
    ico
    ninjas are so boring....
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Sachsen, Germany
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    two of my dreams came true when ACBlackFlag came out
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    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I like booty
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    A pirates life for me
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    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Edward Kenway!!
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    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninja on a boat=Monkey D. Luffy
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    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas were an oppressed people- tired of being bullied by japanese rule. Pirates rule what they want
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    ico
    Trotvenszk Bronze Medal from Brazil
    At least ninjas have the minimal concept of personal hygiene...
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    ico
    guest from Osjecko-Baranjska, Croatia
    a ninja cuz of the mask they have if ninjas didnt have that mask id go for pirates
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    ico
    hfogg FemaleBronze Medal from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    Sea sick
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    3 months ago
    ico
    mattm4 MaleSilver Medal from Antrim, United Kingdom
    Its all about the picture s
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    You have never heard of a butt ninja
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    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    R U KIDDING ME?!?!! PIRATES R F***ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
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    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Reason 1. Gun powder
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    3 months ago
    ico
    I WANT DEM NINJA NUGGET NINJA SKILLZ
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Personal hygiene
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    ico
    DeusOfDucks Silver Medal from the United States
    Honestly being a pirate would be terrible. Just terrible.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    ninjas can get in boats too you know. cough cough assassins creed 4
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    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas won't drown at sea
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    ico
    travis-10_ MaleGold MedalSuper Star from the United States
    Hoo-yah!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    "We have our heading! "
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates have parrots parrots have feathers feathers are fast just like a ninja !
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pirate goes wild!!!
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    at least a ninja can shower
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    guest from texas is a dumbo
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    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninjas are soooooooo in right now
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    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    what about ninja pirates??
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    to22222222222222222
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    ico
    dylang4 MaleSilver Medal from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    At least i don't have to deal with Scurvy
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    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Hi...yah
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Shiner me trimmer
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    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I've got a jar of dirt.
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    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    i dont like the sea :/
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    who else clicked on piret without looking at the other
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    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Johnny depp is my bae
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    ico
    guest from Groningen, Netherlands
    NARUTO!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    Epicness FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    #pirate ninja
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. ;|
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    ico
    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    Captain Jack Sparrow. Yup, I've made my mind now.
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    ico
    Hydar MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Victoria, Australia
    Ninja have skill
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    ico
    guest from the United States
    I just clicked on Jack Sparrow without reading the question
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    ico
    guest from the United States
    true
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    ico
    guest from the United States
    ninja
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    guest from the United States
    pooop
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    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Rouge ninja gone pirate?
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    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ninjas are, secret. Pirates are known and famous.
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    ico
    pastafarian99 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    I'm a pastafarian, what do you exoect
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    ico
    lukes Male from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Solved with one word "Wenching". Pirates FTW
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Choice made in one word... "Wenching" Pirates FTW
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    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    not A pirate THE pirate
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    ico
    guest from the United States
    Im a ninja with an eyepatch :3
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    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are totes adorbs