Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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668,412 votes
3,525 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
7,132 votes
71.5%
28.5%
Girls
4,762 votes
60.5%
39.5%
Unknowns
656,518 votes
67.32%
32.68%

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United States
350,756 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
62,366 votes
67%
33%
Canada
35,518 votes
69%
31%
Australia
35,236 votes
69%
31%
Spain
19,184 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
10,044 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
9,236 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
7,112 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
6,655 votes
71%
29%
Argentina
6,232 votes
62%
38%
Ireland
5,396 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
5,285 votes
66%
34%
Italy
5,018 votes
52%
48%
France
4,908 votes
59%
41%
Norway
4,387 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
3,933 votes
68%
32%
Colombia
3,039 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,981 votes
76%
24%
Portugal
2,958 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
2,790 votes
73%
27%
Finland
2,736 votes
62%
38%
Chile
2,695 votes
59%
41%
Romania
2,678 votes
59%
41%
United Arab Emirates
2,626 votes
66%
34%
Brazil
2,624 votes
64%
36%
Belgium
2,550 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
2,395 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
2,081 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
1,839 votes
56%
44%
Greece
1,773 votes
54%
46%
India
1,759 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
1,653 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
1,597 votes
60%
40%
Turkey
1,540 votes
53%
47%
Saudi Arabia
1,523 votes
64%
36%
Switzerland
1,487 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,473 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,443 votes
62%
38%
Poland
1,318 votes
59%
41%
Venezuela
1,316 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
1,103 votes
71%
29%
Peru
1,101 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
1,066 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
982 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
891 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
890 votes
63%
37%
Hungary
878 votes
54%
46%
Ecuador
782 votes
62%
38%
Estonia
780 votes
58%
42%
Uruguay
733 votes
64%
36%
Japan
716 votes
67%
33%
Kuwait
666 votes
67%
33%
Thailand
664 votes
65%
35%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
657 votes
67%
33%
Iceland
649 votes
57%
43%
Costa Rica
638 votes
67%
33%
Egypt
620 votes
63%
37%
Republic of Lithuania
611 votes
62%
38%
Latvia
596 votes
62%
38%
Dominican Republic
530 votes
72%
28%
Macedonia
528 votes
60%
40%
Slovakia
526 votes
56%
44%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Vietnam
484 votes
73%
27%
Qatar
477 votes
65%
35%
Panama
426 votes
62%
38%
Russia
404 votes
53%
47%
Pakistan
396 votes
56%
44%
Albania
388 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
349 votes
63%
37%
Lebanon
342 votes
68%
32%
Malta
336 votes
62%
38%
Cyprus
331 votes
62%
38%
China
312 votes
73%
27%
Trinidad and Tobago
289 votes
72%
28%
Morocco
282 votes
57%
43%
Honduras
272 votes
72%
28%
Guatemala
271 votes
65%
35%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Bahrain
256 votes
64%
36%
Jamaica
252 votes
78%
22%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
249 votes
69%
31%
Ukraine
239 votes
58%
42%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Georgia
221 votes
56%
44%
El Salvador
216 votes
63%
37%
Republic of Korea
214 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
210 votes
62%
38%
Paraguay
196 votes
62%
38%
Guam
195 votes
74%
26%
Bahamas
192 votes
73%
27%
Bolivia
182 votes
60%
40%
Kenya
174 votes
66%
34%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Luxembourg
168 votes
59%
41%
Tunisia
164 votes
55%
45%
Algeria
156 votes
47%
53%
Iraq
155 votes
58%
42%
Montenegro
142 votes
62%
38%
Bangladesh
134 votes
65%
35%
Oman
120 votes
75%
25%
Mauritius
110 votes
55%
45%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Barbados
106 votes
76%
24%
Jersey
106 votes
65%
35%
Brunei
104 votes
78%
22%
Nicaragua
100 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
100 votes
68%
32%
Sri Lanka
95 votes
55%
45%
Faroe Islands
81 votes
60%
40%
Aruba
79 votes
76%
24%
Cambodia
76 votes
78%
22%
Maldives
74 votes
42%
58%
Bermuda
73 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
71 votes
70%
30%
Suriname
66 votes
76%
24%
Belize
65 votes
65%
35%
Mongolia
65 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
63 votes
65%
35%
Nepal
63 votes
65%
35%
Iran
59 votes
59%
41%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
51 votes
55%
45%
Azerbaijan
51 votes
63%
37%
Belarus
51 votes
59%
41%
Namibia
51 votes
78%
22%
Guernsey
50 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Moldova
50 votes
68%
32%
Kazakhstan
45 votes
76%
24%
Curaçao
44 votes
73%
27%
Gibraltar
42 votes
64%
36%
Armenia
41 votes
56%
44%
Ghana
40 votes
73%
27%
Guyana
36 votes
75%
25%
Antigua and Barbuda
33 votes
70%
30%
Andorra
32 votes
63%
37%
Palestine
31 votes
65%
35%
Syria
30 votes
57%
43%
Sudan
28 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
27 votes
81%
19%
Myanmar [Burma]
25 votes
60%
40%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
24 votes
88%
12
Tanzania
22 votes
55%
45%
Botswana
22 votes
77%
23%
Saint Lucia
21 votes
71%
29%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Zimbabwe
20 votes
65%
35%
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
20 votes
40%
60%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Senegal
19 votes
53%
47%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Afghanistan
17 votes
47%
53%
Northern Mariana Islands
17 votes
76%
24%
Grenada
17 votes
71%
29%
Mozambique
16 votes
75%
25%
Zambia
16 votes
75%
25%
U.S. Virgin Islands
16 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
15 votes
60%
40%
Turks and Caicos Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Sint Maarten
15 votes
67%
33%
Macao
14 votes
93%
7
Haiti
14 votes
86%
14
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Madagascar
13 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
12 votes
58%
42%
Angola
11 votes
64%
36%
Dominica
11 votes
73%
27%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
British Virgin Islands
10 votes
70%
30%
Åland
10 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
9 votes
56%
44%
Greenland
9 votes
78%
22%
Libya
9 votes
56%
44%
Laos
9 votes
56%
44%
Uzbekistan
9 votes
89%
11
Liechtenstein
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Martin
7 votes
57%
43%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
Guadeloupe
7 votes
71%
29%
Anguilla
7 votes
57%
43%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
6 votes
83%
17%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Cuba
6 votes
83%
17%
Bonaire
6 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Liberia
4 votes
25%
75%
Somalia
4 votes
75%
25%
Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Rwanda
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Kyrgyzstan
3 votes
67%
33%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Gambia
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +1962
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    9 months ago
    ico +238
    eliyahm FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    I'm not going to live the life of an outlaw!
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    5 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    if ur a ninja u can get stabbed!
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    5 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ID RATHER BE JHONNY DEP OR FOXY!
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    11 hours ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    a pirate because they got some hot girls
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    11 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Waya
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    2 days ago
    ico
    NateCurate13 Male from Missouri, United States
    Over a pirate and a ninja, I would most definitely be a ninja, though I am not fond of either of them.
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    it would be a dream come true!
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I'm in love with Jack Sparrow
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Come on.. Gold, Rum, and stealing ships that would be the life.. Matey!!
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    Assassin!
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    but you will be an expert at stealth.
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
    NINJAS R BADASS
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Jack sparrow hell yeah
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I already know high kick spin jump kick spin kick high jump kick and karaty chop!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    anyone who chose ninja is a weeaboo
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Omg so hard
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ARGG
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Who saw Jack an clicked on pirate
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Ho he ho, i get free movies i see? Ho he ho i get free in app purchases
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    ninja are sneaky as f**k
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Naruto for the win!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    JACK SPARROOOOOOW!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Stealing is a sin I mean I'm not saying I don't sin but I don't wanna have a career around it
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'm fast but not the fastest in my class
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    NINGA FOR DAYS BOOOOOY!!!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    and nows how to move and figt
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    a ninja has better gadgets
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    a pirate is bey sicl
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I friggin LOVE pirates!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    MasterLars MaleBronze Medal from North Brabant, Netherlands
    #ninja2overpowered4me
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I am a ninja
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    DeathlyHallows23 FemaleSilver Medal from Nevada, United States
    Yo ho ho, and a bottle rum we go, it's my duty to please that booty!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Naruto!Sasuke!Naruto!Sasuke!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me ~
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i got a jar of dirrrt i got a jar of dirrrt and guess wats inside it
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Liverpool, United Kingdom
    ninjas dont have guns
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    A pirate ninja AKA assasians creed black flag
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Pirates are stinking perverts and theifs
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    you cant see me
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirate for life!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oblast Khaskovo, Bulgaria
    You will remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught captain Jack Sparrow *He's a pirate song*
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Bangkok, Thailand
    You will have ninja stars
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Hi there oh wait you're dead because you found out who I am. Now to hide the body...
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Gun or Katana
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    yar har fiddlehe de! pirates for life!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    iam gonna be a be a pirate cuz a pirate is free
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I wanted to pick ninja but did not let me
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    hahahaha
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    what the heck i got a sword
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    im not gonna have scirby for the rest of my life
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Captain Jack Sparrow is my husband
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Two words ninja power!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    ninja have snoke bombs
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Be a pirate then learn the path to become a ninja and BOOM! Pirate ninja confirmed
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    NINJA PIRATE
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ha u said booty i want some
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Capital Region, Denmark
    hey
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'll be naruto
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    hannahs7 FemaleSilver Medal from Utah, United States
    JACK SPARROW!!!!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Neo_Nazi MaleSilver Medal from Troms Fylke, Norway
    Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    pirates can dtown and they stink
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Central Finland, Finland
    imm a lill drank gimmi moor rom
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Pirates because PayDay II overseas.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Indiana jones (not pirate) pulls out a gun and shoots a ninja because Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones actor) had the flu on he day they filmed a scene in raiders of the lot ark he was supposed to have a hole battle scene against the but he was sick so he just pulled out his pistol and shot him, they thought it was funny so they kept the scene in the movie, pirate gun, ninja swords and throwing knives what's easier gun or winding up your arm to throw a knife.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    sparklystar1 FemaleSilver Medal from Queensland, Australia
    yeah booty / gold
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    sparklystar1 FemaleSilver Medal from Queensland, Australia
    ninja suits are uncomfortable
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Black Flag, in real life.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    If I was a ninja I could be a pirate
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    KATAA
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Ninja101 FemaleBronze Medal from New Brunswick, Canada
    Oh Yeah A Real Ninja
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    Ultimatewouldyourath Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    A for the win
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Naruto...
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    Thelovesickpuppy Silver Medal from Karnataka, India
    Could get away with more stuff if I was a ninja.
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Really I would rather be a ninja
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Buenos Aires F.D., Argentina
    If i was a ninja i wish i was Naruto and Kakashi
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    because im a one piece fan
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    i spent a hour disideing on this
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    NINJA 4 U
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    1 month ago
    ico +21
    guest from Florida, United States
    You can have a gun
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Brabant, Netherlands
    yup :D
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    one word: GGGGGUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from County Cork, Ireland
    ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Had had shimberty me being a pirate is already me you are a pirate
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    1 month ago
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    danielw3 MaleSilver Medal from Michigan, United States
    asasins creed IV is
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Amman Governorate, Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
    pirates and the caribbean my fav movie
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    a ninja because they get CRUELTY not booty.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Lower Austria, Austria
    waht CAPTEN SCHEGSBERE OMM HELLO STUIPIT GUYS
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    they asked ninja already and i said ninja, still 'ant' changin
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Secret (heeeeeeee)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    ninja bombs on call of duty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    im a ninja
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    1 month ago
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    draker MaleSilver Medal from Illinois, United States
    EEWWW pirates have nasty stuff in they beards and ninjas get katanas and pirates can sink and die
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Yarrr
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    a pirate you have no skills besides fighting ninjas have skills including fighting
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i'm a pirate living my live on the seven seas
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I dont want a jar of dirt.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    DUDE BOOTY IS TREASURE
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    i wouldd be ninja baecuse i would be the best parkourist ever bro
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    jack sparrow!!
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    i have a live of a ninja
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    ico +1
    pajk Male from Hlavni mesto Praha, Czech Republic
    Naruto or One piece ? not too hard
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    guest from Puerto Rico
    Buuuuhhhhh pirates Suc
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Did anyone just click pirate bc the pirates of the Caribbean
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm already technically a ninja I know how to do parkour and I have ninja stars
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    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    atleast I don't have those ugly eyes
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    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    boo
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    ico +1
    mayral Female from Balearic Islands, Spain
    Johnny Depp slays
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    ico +1
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    a pirate CUZ PIARITRE OF THE CARRIBEAN IS GREAT AND Most people think im a pirate with my i ship this and OH NO A CANON
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirate matey
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    guest from Province of Tarlac, Philippines
    I love pirates coz it's more adventurous than doing a boring and sneaky assassination #ARRMateys!
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'm there POOF now I'm here
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Swords
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    I'm already a ninja!! so I'm going to be a pirate!
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Who wants to be a pirate unless you are Jacob Sartoris. Like if you know what I mean.
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    biohazard MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Mayorality of Baghdad, Iraq
    ninja job is to kill people thats not what you want did you
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    guest from Texas, United States
    'cause i look cool in dark
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates could get blown up
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    Ninjas can teleport turn switch into a log so u don't get hit
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    chiarak FemaleBronze Medal from North Holland, Netherlands
    ninja !!!
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    I love jack spiro
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    guest from Central Java, Indonesia
    ok let me get this right , i belive 1 ninja can kill every crue and the captain in 1 night . i realy dont care about treasure
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Pirate set the sails ya scabbin rats ninja what do we do master kung ching
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    guest from Departamento de Guatemala, Guatemala
    Ninjas get really hot female Asian ladys
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I could kick the idiot that made this question
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    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    pirates had a miserable life because a lot of them died on the sea
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    guest from County Cork, Ireland
    pff ninja so to get MORE money with out getting caught i dont want to be jack sparrow
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    HOWWWYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates Are Theifs
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    guest from Rogaland Fylke, Norway
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. Smosh is life
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    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    ninja cuz i can spy on peepz :P (u prob think im very strange and creepy now XD)
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    see ninjas are more interesting and there not like in the movies for all we know they could be your neighbour or your friend.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates eat other people...
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Which is more impressive? being a stinky criminal with bad dental hygiene and an unnatural greed for money or a cool dude that can beat the crap out of anyone and do some insane moves because they have been trained mentally and physically to the peak of human ability?
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates are nothing like fairytails there real and dangerous and once my dad had to fight them
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    guest from Oblast Pleven, Bulgaria
    THE NINJA WIN YEAH
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Jack
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I WOULD BE A NINJA PIE RAT!!!!
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    You wi Captain Jack sparrow to always remember this as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow XD
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Pirate got I'm a kid now VOTE pls and I will be your friend if you don't choose pirate you will be dead for fake I will hurt you take care I'm gonna watch over you choose pirate pls leave a comment bye or else I'm kloie and I'm a kid love me or like a friend tell me now or no see ya hahahah
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate would do anything for some booty literally but ninjas are like a their in the night
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ew
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    A ninja because then most of my life is fairly average farming or if I'm working for a lord I have a legit well paying job as a spy. Pirates lived really crappy lives. (still do)
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    guest from California, United States
    I'm pirating GTA V as we speak, yarrrrr
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Who saw the picture of captain jack sparrow and instantly clicked on him
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    because i have a YT channel named CaptainPanez and i choose the ninja lol
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    i choose wrong
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    guest from East Java, Indonesia
    Become a ninja is my dream
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    Krytek MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Naruto
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    PIRATES GET GOLD LAD!!!
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Yo Ho Yo Ho I Pirates Life For Me ~Johnny Depp
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Pirates get dat booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirate cuz the puc was jqck sparrow
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY XD
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    pirates can fall off the ship
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    MJforever FemaleSilver Medal from Utah, United States
    Who saw Johnny Depp and imediately clicked that one?
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    It means i can speak Chinese :D
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    i just like jack sparrow... i don't care about y booty
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    guest from California, United States
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sowwy little of a fan JK IM A NINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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    gamerfare MaleSilver Medal from Trafford, United Kingdom
    2 words: ninjas are badass
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    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninja katana
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    wiewynl FemaleSilver Medal from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    I'LL BE LUFFY! RATHER THAN NARUTO
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    guest from New York, United States
    "why is the rum gone"
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    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    ninja is cool
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    guest from California, United States
    tf do pirates even do lmao? if i was a ninja i could run on walls and do insane tricks.
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    guest from Texas, United States
    im not using a gun or whatever the pirets used in the old times... when pirets were alive that is.
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    a ninja super hero
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    guest from California, United States
    Stealth is key
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    LEEROYJENKINSGAMING Silver Medal from New York, United States
    Picked pirate bcuz jack sparrow
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    If I was a pirate I could leagly change my name to Captin Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Florida, United States
    That's funny
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    guest from Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay
    aguante yak ssssparoub
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas are quiet and pirates breath stink and they are loud
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Katana to good
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    booty+booty=carabians
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    u shall remember this as the day u ALMOST caught Captian Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Seoul, Republic of Korea
    ONE PIECE!
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    ico
    pirates are mad, like me
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    noahm2 MaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    DO WUT U WANT BECUASE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I can get a gun and shoot my nemeses in the face
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    ico
    In the Pirates of the Carabeian world? Hell yeah!!
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    guest from Terengganu, Malaysia
    ninjitsu for justice
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    guest from California, United States
    stealth skills yo!
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    a ninja is awseome and i do go to karate
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    WHY???????
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    guest from New York, United States
    1. Be a ninja, 2. Do parkour
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    guest from California, United States
    muder more
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    always be yourself.unless you can be a pirate, then always be a pirate ~ Johnny Depp
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    guest from Florida, United States
    ninjas are just plane cool!!!
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    #ninja for life