Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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227,273 votes
1,558 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,568 votes
73.5%
26.5%
Girls
2,350 votes
64.3%
35.7%
Unknowns
222,355 votes
68.51%
31.49%

Votes by country map view

United States
148,427 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
17,267 votes
66%
34%
Canada
12,787 votes
69%
31%
Australia
12,365 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
3,816 votes
67%
33%
Germany
2,292 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,040 votes
71%
29%
Netherlands
1,947 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,497 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,213 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
1,140 votes
64%
36%
France
1,092 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
905 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
850 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
835 votes
62%
38%
Denmark
770 votes
65%
35%
Italy
677 votes
44%
56%
South Africa
645 votes
63%
37%
Philippines
638 votes
77%
23%
United Arab Emirates
623 votes
67%
33%
Brazil
594 votes
61%
39%
Romania
576 votes
60%
40%
India
568 votes
62%
38%
Finland
525 votes
64%
36%
Spain
443 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
406 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
401 votes
60%
40%
Hong Kong
394 votes
72%
28%
Saudi Arabia
358 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
348 votes
70%
30%
Israel
340 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
329 votes
65%
35%
Japan
314 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
313 votes
57%
43%
Austria
306 votes
64%
36%
Greece
288 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
261 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
256 votes
61%
39%
China
250 votes
76%
24%
Slovenia
239 votes
51%
49%
Indonesia
234 votes
69%
31%
Poland
230 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
209 votes
59%
41%
Taiwan
196 votes
56%
44%
Bulgaria
192 votes
57%
43%
South Korea
192 votes
69%
31%
Argentina
185 votes
59%
41%
Colombia
178 votes
55%
45%
Estonia
178 votes
57%
43%
Egypt
174 votes
63%
37%
Russian Federation
168 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
167 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
133 votes
64%
36%
Thailand
131 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
129 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
125 votes
54%
46%
Qatar
110 votes
67%
33%
Pakistan
109 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
109 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
102 votes
58%
42%
Lebanon
95 votes
71%
29%
Malta
94 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
94 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
91 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
90 votes
54%
46%
Costa Rica
87 votes
62%
38%
Anonymous Proxy
86 votes
73%
27%
Chile
85 votes
62%
38%
Cyprus
84 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
79 votes
66%
34%
Trinidad and Tobago
71 votes
73%
27%
Panama
71 votes
55%
45%
Macedonia
68 votes
41%
59%
Bahamas
67 votes
75%
25%
Venezuela
66 votes
65%
35%
Guam
63 votes
71%
29%
Vietnam
63 votes
83%
17%
Bahrain
62 votes
61%
39%
Europe
59 votes
59%
41%
Morocco
58 votes
62%
38%
Albania
56 votes
46%
54%
Georgia
54 votes
44%
56%
Ukraine
49 votes
51%
49%
Kenya
47 votes
68%
32%
Jersey
46 votes
59%
41%
Luxembourg
44 votes
66%
34%
Guatemala
42 votes
74%
26%
Honduras
38 votes
71%
29%
Peru
37 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
37 votes
68%
32%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
35 votes
51%
49%
Isle of Man
34 votes
56%
44%
Ecuador
33 votes
52%
48%
Barbados
32 votes
72%
28%
Brunei Darussalam
32 votes
75%
25%
Tunisia
30 votes
53%
47%
Mauritius
28 votes
50%
50%
Bermuda
27 votes
93%
7
Uruguay
25 votes
48%
52%
Bangladesh
25 votes
64%
36%
Oman
22 votes
68%
32%
Nigeria
22 votes
77%
23%
Sri Lanka
21 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
21 votes
71%
29%
Algeria
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
19 votes
42%
58%
Mongolia
19 votes
63%
37%
Guernsey
19 votes
63%
37%
Maldives
18 votes
39%
61%
Aruba
17 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
17 votes
59%
41%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Faroe Islands
17 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
16 votes
75%
25%
Iraq
16 votes
31%
69%
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Gibraltar
14 votes
79%
21%
El Salvador
14 votes
79%
21%
Belize
14 votes
79%
21%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Nepal
13 votes
54%
46%
Mariana Islands
13 votes
85%
15
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Ghana
12 votes
67%
33%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Virgin Islands, U.S.
11 votes
100%
Guyana
11 votes
100%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Namibia
10 votes
80%
20%
Syrian Arab Republic
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
9 votes
78%
22%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Belarus
8 votes
50%
50%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Haiti
7 votes
86%
14
Kazakhstan
7 votes
86%
14
Grenada
7 votes
71%
29%
Armenia
7 votes
57%
43%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
71%
29%
Moldova, Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
6 votes
67%
33%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Aland Islands
5 votes
100%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Senegal
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Seychelles
4 votes
25%
75%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Myanmar
3 votes
33%
67%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Angola
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +689
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico +31
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    19 hours ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    I can't stand pirates...always looking at your "booty"
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    21 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Germany
    pirate ALL THE WAY
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    23 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Ninja never wore jet black and pirates never got played by the same guy as a spiritual warrior (that's what I think that guy is I never watched the Lone Ranger just played the Lone Ranger in disney infinity
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    What Kinda Question Is This?
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Assassin's creed IV
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Id be whopping some ASS!
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Sorry Jack but pirates were hanged
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    What if I could be a ninja pirate?!?!
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    5 days ago
    ico
    YAR ARR PIDIDIDY!
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    6 days ago
    ico
    christiana MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates are filthy, dirty, and carry all kinds of stds and urinary tract infections. No thank you!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Dat face tho...
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    When you put Jack Sparrow in it...
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    albertw MaleBronze Medal from Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    im noy drunk im a pirate now give me rum
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninjas are badass
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    dewdevil FemaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    I vote both whos with me
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guestfromminnesota Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States
    you are a pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    briannas2 FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    I mean jack...
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    briannas2 FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Jake to the max!!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Booty means gold but I get your joke lol
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    taylorb4 FemaleBronze Medal from British Columbia, Canada
    well pirates don't exist anymore soo
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    IM A FLIPPIN NINJA
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Cardiff, United Kingdom
    pirates were actualy quite civilised with rules and what not and everyone on the ship got a fair share of pay
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are so last year
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ASSASSINS CREED
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Bolton, United Kingdom
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Guanajuato, Mexico
    I'm already a digital pirate and I have training in martial arts.
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninjas freed Japan... pirates just have scurvy and illegally taken valuables.
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    31%, dirt individuals!
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I already am a "ninja" so I'd rather be a piarate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Jack Sparrow! Argh!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    When the rum is gone, pirates are useless
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Budapest, Hungary
    I have a jar of dirt!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    3P1CBANANA MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    IM EDWARD KENWAY B******S
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    1 month ago
    ico
    PieBoy5432 Bronze Medal from California, United States
    Yar har har
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Pirate ninja... Edward Kenway anyone?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninja woop their sailor booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    so much loot
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    jack Sparrow's picture attracted me to it
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kingston upon Hull, City of, United Kingdom
    GET ON THE BOAT
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    I can kick ass now XDD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    pirates are stinky and ugly! lick boobs and trouble! STUPID AND DUMB BUT NINJAS ARE WAY EPIC! clumsy ninja is better than pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Turkey
    A ninja that becomes a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Already am
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    come on a ship and be a pussy basicly is what people say
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Germany
    SEA NINJA ON MY OWN BLACK PEARL YEAH
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    1 month ago
    ico
    DUH!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! so pretty much... Would you rather be a dude with skills, or a dude with skills and humor??? and the looks!!!! DUH!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    burpkevin12333 MaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninjas are more stealthy, combatic, and can dodge the swords pirates may/may not swing at them. ninjas B)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Natalia Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    I love how whenever I vote the population on one side is %69 percent
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Dun dun dunanunun dinanununun!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Sexme Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    What?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    I can steal and stay hidden and the navy won't try to kill me!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    Pirates vs. pajama people! *Lego ninjago*
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninjas can dissaper
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Music019 from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico +31
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pirate is a ninja( thief)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRNT YOU READY FOR A KICK IN THE BUTTOX?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    NNNIIINNNJJJAAA PPPOOOWWWEEERRR!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Jobasha MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    Pirates are dirty worthless criminals.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    One Piece everday.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    A NiNJA PIRATE!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Mskittygoesmeowmeow FemaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    Sorry but its Jack Sparrow for me.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Hardest one yet...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    A ninja is basically an upgraded purate that doesbt rob or do illegal stuff.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I want to be a ninja like Naruto.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Thumbs up if you clicked pirate just because Johnny depp was the picture
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    Pirate, I love rum!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Am I the only one who saw Sparrow and chose pirate when I really want ninja.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Ashinator664 Bronze Medal from Ireland
    A pirate. Just because of that picture!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    A pirate's life for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ninja my friend put pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    bandit765 Silver Medal from Bromley, United Kingdom
    I chop dem pirates up den take their booty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Pirates ftw!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockholms Lan, Sweden
    I
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Juliana Bronze Medal from the United States
    I I could meet captin jack sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Lee here, um
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    3 months ago
    ico
    Ballermofo MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    don't drop that thun thun thun
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja whoever picked pirate.... morons -.-
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates were outlaws
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    YAR HAR MATES!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    ninjas are better
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    3 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Cape, South Africa
    Why not both? Assassin's creed.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirate=more adventure
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Travel the seven seas.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Pirates don't know the way
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Pirates don't know thw
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    3 months ago
    ico
    amandal Female from North Carolina, United States
    Mostly because of the picture of Jack Sparrow, but I've always wanted to be a pirate..
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
    ninjas cant say arrrrggggg
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    One piece!!!!!!! Naruto sucks. No ninja for me.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Jack sparrow=amazing...
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ha 69