Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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245,018 votes
1,644 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,734 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,504 votes
63.8%
36.2%
Unknowns
239,780 votes
68.07%
31.93%

Votes by country map view

United States
157,920 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
19,236 votes
65%
35%
Australia
13,884 votes
68%
32%
Canada
13,698 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
5,055 votes
67%
33%
Germany
2,422 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,358 votes
70%
30%
Netherlands
2,068 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,626 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,298 votes
64%
36%
Sweden
1,257 votes
63%
37%
France
1,130 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
995 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
896 votes
61%
39%
Portugal
883 votes
64%
36%
Denmark
838 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
754 votes
62%
38%
Italy
692 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
689 votes
76%
24%
United Arab Emirates
681 votes
66%
34%
Romania
653 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
616 votes
61%
39%
India
613 votes
61%
39%
Finland
569 votes
63%
37%
Spain
479 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
449 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
433 votes
59%
41%
Hong Kong
422 votes
72%
28%
Saudi Arabia
403 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
373 votes
69%
31%
Israel
368 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
355 votes
63%
37%
Greece
340 votes
59%
41%
Serbia
339 votes
57%
43%
Japan
327 votes
69%
31%
Austria
325 votes
64%
36%
Turkey
285 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
269 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
258 votes
67%
33%
Poland
254 votes
61%
39%
China
254 votes
75%
25%
Slovenia
251 votes
51%
49%
Czech Republic
220 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
211 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
201 votes
55%
45%
South Korea
199 votes
69%
31%
Estonia
198 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
196 votes
59%
41%
Egypt
190 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
188 votes
54%
46%
Russian Federation
181 votes
53%
47%
Iceland
177 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
151 votes
62%
38%
Hungary
144 votes
54%
46%
Thailand
143 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
141 votes
70%
30%
Pakistan
121 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
118 votes
67%
33%
Jordan
117 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
112 votes
56%
44%
Europe
104 votes
55%
45%
Lebanon
101 votes
70%
30%
Latvia
101 votes
54%
46%
Malta
101 votes
69%
31%
Jamaica
98 votes
81%
19%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
98 votes
56%
44%
Chile
96 votes
59%
41%
Costa Rica
94 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
93 votes
65%
35%
Dominican Republic
90 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
87 votes
74%
26%
Macedonia
81 votes
44%
56%
Trinidad and Tobago
77 votes
74%
26%
Panama
75 votes
56%
44%
Albania
72 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
70 votes
76%
24%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Vietnam
69 votes
83%
17%
Morocco
67 votes
61%
39%
Bahrain
66 votes
61%
39%
Guam
65 votes
71%
29%
Georgia
58 votes
47%
53%
Ukraine
53 votes
55%
45%
Kenya
52 votes
69%
31%
Luxembourg
50 votes
64%
36%
Jersey
48 votes
60%
40%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Honduras
42 votes
74%
26%
Peru
40 votes
60%
40%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
39 votes
51%
49%
Netherlands Antilles
39 votes
67%
33%
Ecuador
38 votes
55%
45%
Barbados
37 votes
76%
24%
Brunei Darussalam
36 votes
75%
25%
Isle of Man
35 votes
57%
43%
Tunisia
33 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
31 votes
55%
45%
Bermuda
29 votes
86%
14
Bangladesh
28 votes
64%
36%
Uruguay
27 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
24 votes
79%
21%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Algeria
23 votes
52%
48%
Oman
23 votes
70%
30%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Mongolia
20 votes
65%
35%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
Maldives
19 votes
37%
63%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
Bolivia
18 votes
61%
39%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Antigua and Barbuda
17 votes
71%
29%
El Salvador
16 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Belize
15 votes
73%
27%
Nepal
15 votes
53%
47%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
8 votes
63%
37%
Grenada
8 votes
75%
25%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
7 votes
86%
14
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Myanmar
4 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +731
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico +52
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    2 hours ago
    ico
    Tingtangtullio from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    Discipline & insane skill or disease & drunken tomfoolery?
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    22 hours ago
    ico
    jasperc MaleBronze Medal from Herefordshire, United Kingdom
    Scurvy anybody?
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    why can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 day ago
    ico
    mikachur Female from Pennsylvania, United States
    PirateNinja
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I will be a pirate ninja
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Well that guy is not a ninja, ninjas wear grey clothing and is in the shadows at night! You also have to be under 120 Lbs. So no I would not be a ninja.
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    4 days ago
    ico
    lisetb FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    stealthy, swift, awsome....im already a ninga girl, now i can be a ninga pirate girl.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I like the c
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    ninja-duh
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Sneaky sneaky katie
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    ninja pirate?
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    I chose pirate because of hetalia
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    1 week ago
    ico
    oliverh2 Male from Iowa, United States
    I'm already a pirate.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I like having teeth
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    i would be the sassiest sh*t ever
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    im cap'n jack sparrow
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    you forgot one thing, mate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Only because Jack Sparrow
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninja.....I'll steal ur treasure with my mad skills....also I shower
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Staffordshire, United Kingdom
    NINJAGO!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Do what you want your a pirate you see? you are a pirate! yarr harr tiddle-dee-dee do what you want as a pirate you see? do what you want your a pirate you see? you are a pirate?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninga
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    PinkieTheJew MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Where's the wizard button? And am i sparrow? This is important.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja's are boring. 68% of the people who voted for them are probably already pirates anyway. YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    I can be a great stalker.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    #nigapirat
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    myag FemaleBronze Medal from the United States
    Can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iasi, Romania
    Doesn't matter... I have a jar of dirt!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Austria
    Ninja stealth....
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Saw Jack and just HAD to pick that one
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Kilan Bronze Medal from Pakistan
    Hide the rum
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Kilan Bronze Medal from Pakistan
    Di
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Okabiness Silver Medal from Arizona, United States
    Ninja bebe
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    a ninja they have self defence
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    I'm going with what Andy Biersack said an say "Pinja"
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Im scared of boats
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Sprouts05 from Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
    Both
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I get sea sick
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    OH MY GOD IT'S FREAKING JACK SPARROW!!! I clicked the picture before even reading it XD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    SWAGG2913 Bronze Medal from New York, United States
    at least being a ninja u dont have to look ugly
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Link FemaleBronze Medal from New York, United States
    I relate Zelda, Tetra and Sheik to a ninja and a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Link FemaleBronze Medal from New York, United States
    Booty had me like.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    NIIIIINNNNNNJJJAAAAA!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Pirates are gross
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I would have so much money and chocolate!!!!!!!! :3
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A pirate can grow up to be a ninaj
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me..
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    YO HO it's a pirate's life for me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    lilys FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from the United Kingdom
    pirates were rapists murderers and theives ninjas are cool
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    I am alredy a ninja so yeah I don't wanna be a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME -Peter Pan
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    pirates are literally only people who commit crime at sea
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if i can ride with jhonney depp
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    1 month ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    ILL BE LIKE FRICKEN BRUCE LEE YO
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Who else saw Johnny Depp and clicked pirate right away?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Why not both?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    OHH THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTIAN JACK SPARROW!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kirklees, United Kingdom
    Uh there should be a captain in there somewhere lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Parnumaa, Estonia
    can i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Stuck_in_Reverse Bronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Why would you make me choose you sick people
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I would be a pirate becuz you don't ALWAYS wear black retard stuff
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    Ninja pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    i got a jarr of dirt
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninja style
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Ninja:jack sparrows hidden minion
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates are dirty, and I don't like them :p
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    1 month ago
    ico
    leilisah FemaleSilver Medal from Iowa, United States
    Pirates kill, rape, and well, pirate people. Ninjas don do dat
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    PIRATEā¤
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    So i can steal things more unnoticed
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Both will probably get you killed
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    NINJA
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Greece
    one piece b*tches
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    YO HO HO ITS A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    The picture of Johnny Depp won me over
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Why would you want to be a pirate? They are just thief's and murderers
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    both! Edward Kenway
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    If u were a ninja u can walk in water!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja's can cut your ass. They get booty too :)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Natasha5221291 Silver Medal from Auckland, New Zealand
    HA_YA!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    There can only be 1 Captian Jack Sparrow. Damnit.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    I can't stand pirates...always looking at your "booty"
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Germany
    pirate ALL THE WAY
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Ninja never wore jet black and pirates never got played by the same guy as a spiritual warrior (that's what I think that guy is I never watched the Lone Ranger just played the Lone Ranger in disney infinity
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    What Kinda Question Is This?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Assassin's creed IV
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Id be whopping some ASS!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Sorry Jack but pirates were hanged
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    What if I could be a ninja pirate?!?!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    YAR ARR PIDIDIDY!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    christiana MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates are filthy, dirty, and carry all kinds of stds and urinary tract infections. No thank you!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Dat face tho...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    When you put Jack Sparrow in it...
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    2 months ago
    ico
    albertw MaleBronze Medal from Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    im noy drunk im a pirate now give me rum
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Ninjas are badass