Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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272,785 votes
1,735 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,997 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,748 votes
62.4%
37.6%
Unknowns
267,040 votes
67.38%
32.62%

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United States
173,428 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
21,821 votes
65%
35%
Australia
15,857 votes
67%
33%
Canada
15,001 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
7,545 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,769 votes
69%
31%
Germany
2,626 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,380 votes
63%
37%
Ireland
1,840 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
1,444 votes
62%
38%
Norway
1,424 votes
64%
36%
France
1,209 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,159 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,004 votes
59%
41%
Denmark
973 votes
64%
36%
Portugal
934 votes
64%
36%
South Africa
833 votes
61%
39%
United Arab Emirates
791 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
765 votes
76%
24%
Romania
717 votes
58%
42%
Italy
706 votes
44%
56%
India
673 votes
60%
40%
Brazil
647 votes
60%
40%
Finland
634 votes
62%
38%
Spain
513 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
496 votes
56%
44%
Hong Kong
471 votes
71%
29%
Belgium
470 votes
58%
42%
Saudi Arabia
448 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
425 votes
67%
33%
Israel
419 votes
60%
40%
Switzerland
396 votes
63%
37%
Serbia
378 votes
57%
43%
Greece
376 votes
57%
43%
Austria
362 votes
62%
38%
Japan
344 votes
69%
31%
Turkey
326 votes
49%
51%
Indonesia
289 votes
65%
35%
Puerto Rico
288 votes
63%
37%
Poland
281 votes
59%
41%
Slovenia
281 votes
52%
48%
China
268 votes
75%
25%
Czech Republic
239 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
232 votes
58%
42%
South Korea
223 votes
70%
30%
Argentina
220 votes
59%
41%
Estonia
215 votes
57%
43%
Colombia
210 votes
55%
45%
Taiwan
209 votes
56%
44%
Egypt
207 votes
62%
38%
Russian Federation
195 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
194 votes
59%
41%
Europe
179 votes
49%
51%
Lithuania
174 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
173 votes
54%
46%
Thailand
160 votes
63%
37%
Kuwait
157 votes
68%
32%
Pakistan
131 votes
48%
52%
Jordan
126 votes
70%
30%
Slovakia
126 votes
55%
45%
Qatar
125 votes
66%
34%
Chile
120 votes
58%
42%
Latvia
112 votes
56%
44%
Lebanon
110 votes
68%
32%
Jamaica
110 votes
80%
20%
Costa Rica
107 votes
62%
38%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
107 votes
56%
44%
Malta
106 votes
67%
33%
Cyprus
100 votes
63%
37%
Dominican Republic
97 votes
65%
35%
Macedonia
95 votes
47%
53%
Anonymous Proxy
92 votes
72%
28%
Trinidad and Tobago
89 votes
72%
28%
Panama
89 votes
58%
42%
Albania
82 votes
48%
52%
Bahamas
81 votes
74%
26%
Vietnam
79 votes
80%
20%
Morocco
76 votes
61%
39%
Guam
75 votes
73%
27%
Venezuela
72 votes
65%
35%
Bahrain
70 votes
61%
39%
Ukraine
64 votes
52%
48%
Kenya
64 votes
70%
30%
Georgia
63 votes
44%
56%
Luxembourg
54 votes
65%
35%
Jersey
50 votes
62%
38%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Peru
44 votes
59%
41%
Ecuador
44 votes
61%
39%
Netherlands Antilles
44 votes
68%
32%
Honduras
43 votes
74%
26%
Barbados
43 votes
77%
23%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
42 votes
52%
48%
Brunei Darussalam
41 votes
76%
24%
Isle of Man
39 votes
54%
46%
Bangladesh
36 votes
67%
33%
Tunisia
35 votes
54%
46%
Mauritius
33 votes
55%
45%
Bermuda
30 votes
83%
17%
Uruguay
30 votes
47%
53%
Cayman Islands
28 votes
68%
32%
Nigeria
27 votes
74%
26%
Sri Lanka
27 votes
67%
33%
Maldives
27 votes
37%
63%
Oman
26 votes
69%
31%
Faroe Islands
26 votes
69%
31%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Algeria
24 votes
50%
50%
Guernsey
23 votes
61%
39%
Mongolia
22 votes
64%
36%
Bolivia
21 votes
57%
43%
Antigua and Barbuda
20 votes
70%
30%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Aruba
19 votes
68%
32%
El Salvador
18 votes
67%
33%
Belize
18 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Nepal
16 votes
56%
44%
Cambodia
16 votes
81%
19%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Ghana
16 votes
69%
31%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Virgin Islands, U.S.
13 votes
92%
8
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Seychelles
13 votes
54%
46%
Syrian Arab Republic
13 votes
46%
54%
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Uganda
12 votes
58%
42%
Paraguay
12 votes
75%
25%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Tanzania, United Republic of
10 votes
60%
40%
Belarus
10 votes
60%
40%
Kazakhstan
10 votes
80%
20%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Armenia
9 votes
44%
56%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
8 votes
88%
12
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Angola
5 votes
60%
40%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Macau
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Mozambique
5 votes
80%
20%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
1 vote
100%
Monaco
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    6 months ago
    ico +94
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    1 day ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Edward Kenway!!
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    2 days ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninja on a boat=Monkey D. Luffy
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    3 days ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas were an oppressed people- tired of being bullied by japanese rule. Pirates rule what they want
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    3 days ago
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    Trotvenszk Bronze Medal from Brazil
    At least ninjas have the minimal concept of personal hygiene...
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    3 days ago
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    guest from Osjecko-Baranjska, Croatia
    a ninja cuz of the mask they have if ninjas didnt have that mask id go for pirates
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    5 days ago
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    hfogg FemaleBronze Medal from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    Sea sick
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    5 days ago
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    mattm4 MaleBronze Medal from Antrim, United Kingdom
    Its all about the picture s
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    You have never heard of a butt ninja
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    R U KIDDING ME?!?!! PIRATES R F***ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Reason 1. Gun powder
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    1 week ago
    ico
    I WANT DEM NINJA NUGGET NINJA SKILLZ
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    1 week ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Personal hygiene
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    DeusOfDucks Silver Medal from the United States
    Honestly being a pirate would be terrible. Just terrible.
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    1 week ago
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    guest from the United States
    ninjas can get in boats too you know. cough cough assassins creed 4
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    1 week ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas won't drown at sea
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    2 weeks ago
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    travis-10_ MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Hoo-yah!
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    "We have our heading! "
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates have parrots parrots have feathers feathers are fast just like a ninja !
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pirate goes wild!!!
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    at least a ninja can shower
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    guest from texas is a dumbo
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninjas are soooooooo in right now
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    what about ninja pirates??
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    to22222222222222222
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    3 weeks ago
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    dylang4 MaleSilver Medal from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    At least i don't have to deal with Scurvy
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Hi...yah
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Shiner me trimmer
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I've got a jar of dirt.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    i dont like the sea :/
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    who else clicked on piret without looking at the other
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    3 weeks ago
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    Emori_Rain Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Johnny depp is my bae
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Groningen, Netherlands
    NARUTO!
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    4 weeks ago
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    Epicness FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Minnesota, United States
    #pirate ninja
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. ;|
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    Captain Jack Sparrow. Yup, I've made my mind now.
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    1 month ago
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    Hydar MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Victoria, Australia
    Ninja have skill
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    I just clicked on Jack Sparrow without reading the question
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    guest from the United States
    true
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    guest from the United States
    ninja
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    guest from the United States
    pooop
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Rouge ninja gone pirate?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ninjas are, secret. Pirates are known and famous.
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    1 month ago
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    pastafarian99 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    I'm a pastafarian, what do you exoect
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    1 month ago
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    lukes Male from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Solved with one word "Wenching". Pirates FTW
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Choice made in one word... "Wenching" Pirates FTW
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    not A pirate THE pirate
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    Im a ninja with an eyepatch :3
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are totes adorbs
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    1 month ago
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    Parker Silver Medal from California, United States
    Ninjas wear tight uniforms for schoolgirls and it shows their crotch
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    1 month ago
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    thealnmightymalachi MaleBronze Medal from the United States
    ninjas kill themselves after a mission. Pirates try to kill themselves with rum and whores. Gee. Tough call.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Rum, Stolen Money, Hookers on Tortuga, and a Boat for myself? pfff beats ninja dullness
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates are hairy and nasty
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    im not gunna be a man with high heals!!!!????
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Spain
    if I will be as stupid as Johnny Depp's character, well... I choose the ninja
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    1 month ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I'd be Jack Sparrow or Sinbad, but real life pirate lives sucked.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Assassins Creed: Black Flag. I can be a ninja pirate
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Common misconception, Ninja's were simple farmers who dressed as exactly that. They didn't wear "ninja garb", nor were they incredibly skilled in all forms of martial arts. Whereas pirates could possibly amass some wealth during their travels. Not to mention, many famous pirates were already wealthy before they became pirates.
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    1 month ago
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    Relicred MaleBronze Medal from Kentucky, United States
    I don't want yellow fever or whatever those diseases are.
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    Chain MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Arizona, United States
    Kill every one get in your way
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Duh he is 1# AWESOME 2# SOOO FUNNY and 3# i looove chicken
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    How about a ninja pirate?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I would be a One Piece pirate. :)
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I'm a dragon ball z loving girl so a ninja is pretty close to a dbz character I just wouldn't has powers and stuff
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I really wanna be jack sparrow from pirates of the carrinian
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    1 month ago
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Why would I want to be a stage-hand?
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    1 month ago
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    masonw2 Male from the United States
    I meant to choose pirate....I hate ninjas
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    i'd either be a ninjpirate or a piraninja, but,call me what you will, im still gonna be a combo of the two
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    LOL PEOPLE!!!! PIRATES ONLY TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
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    1 month ago
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    DominantBunion MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Why not pirate? You could be Edward Kenway!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    People are dumb thinking pirates are better...they got sickness they couldn't recover from, and they had to stay on a boat for most of their time...
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    memou MaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States
    Dammit. Revote! I don't want to get the scurvy!
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    1 month ago
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    SmileyShoes MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from New York, United States
    Ninja 8!436
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    1 month ago
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    Leopard_Ruler FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    Ninjas are awesome!!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    If it was a pirate like capn jack sparrow then pirtate
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Not a question
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    abigailh FemaleBronze Medal from Rhode Island, United States
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DE
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Devon, United Kingdom
    Well ninjas can see booty without being seen
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Anonymous Proxy
    A NINJA DUH. I CAN STEAL FROM YALL PIRATES
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    #NINJAVANISH
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    2 months ago
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    aramv Male from California, United States
    I expected that more people would vote for a pirate :/
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    Assassins creed
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    CookiePocket FemaleSilver Medal from Beijing, China
    I already answered this typaa thing! Not Choosing NOTHING over de ninja
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Saint George Basseterre, Saint Kitts and Nevis
    Pirates are like last year
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    invisibility
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hmmm... Can't choose. Already skilled in martial arts, but I want to sail the world...
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    Frankie Gold MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    More disciplined.
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    Tingtangtullio Gold Medal from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    Discipline & insane skill or disease & drunken tomfoolery?
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    2 months ago
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    jasperc MaleSilver Medal from Herefordshire, United Kingdom
    Scurvy anybody?
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    why can't i be a ninja pirate?
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    2 months ago
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    mikachur Female from Pennsylvania, United States
    PirateNinja
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    2 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    I will be a pirate ninja
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Well that guy is not a ninja, ninjas wear grey clothing and is in the shadows at night! You also have to be under 120 Lbs. So no I would not be a ninja.
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    2 months ago
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    lisetb FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    stealthy, swift, awsome....im already a ninga girl, now i can be a ninga pirate girl.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I like the c
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    ninja-duh