Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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386,415 votes
2,111 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
4,163 votes
72.6%
27.4%
Girls
3,545 votes
61.6%
38.4%
Unknowns
378,707 votes
67.34%
32.66%

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United States
228,204 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
38,783 votes
66%
34%
Australia
22,633 votes
68%
32%
Canada
21,649 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
4,253 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
4,169 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
3,806 votes
70%
30%
Ireland
3,000 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
2,672 votes
65%
35%
Norway
2,482 votes
65%
35%
France
1,994 votes
55%
45%
Denmark
1,910 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
1,640 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,546 votes
59%
41%
Portugal
1,493 votes
64%
36%
Finland
1,295 votes
61%
39%
United Arab Emirates
1,288 votes
64%
36%
Philippines
1,220 votes
75%
25%
Romania
1,165 votes
59%
41%
South Africa
987 votes
61%
39%
India
986 votes
61%
39%
Belgium
919 votes
60%
40%
Brazil
902 votes
61%
39%
Croatia
839 votes
54%
46%
Italy
816 votes
46%
54%
Spain
771 votes
58%
42%
Saudi Arabia
714 votes
63%
37%
Israel
706 votes
60%
40%
Greece
681 votes
56%
44%
Malaysia
678 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
669 votes
70%
30%
Serbia
668 votes
59%
41%
Switzerland
636 votes
64%
36%
Austria
623 votes
62%
38%
Turkey
538 votes
51%
49%
Indonesia
498 votes
66%
34%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Poland
482 votes
58%
42%
Slovenia
464 votes
50%
50%
Japan
445 votes
69%
31%
Bulgaria
426 votes
55%
45%
Hungary
416 votes
53%
47%
Czech Republic
402 votes
59%
41%
Puerto Rico
398 votes
60%
40%
Estonia
358 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
344 votes
58%
42%
Iceland
334 votes
57%
43%
Colombia
315 votes
55%
45%
Egypt
314 votes
63%
37%
China
282 votes
74%
26%
Thailand
276 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
273 votes
67%
33%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Taiwan
244 votes
57%
43%
Latvia
243 votes
60%
40%
Qatar
236 votes
66%
34%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
213 votes
63%
37%
Slovakia
208 votes
55%
45%
Pakistan
190 votes
49%
51%
Macedonia
185 votes
53%
47%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Chile
167 votes
58%
42%
Cyprus
166 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
158 votes
64%
36%
Jamaica
153 votes
79%
21%
Lebanon
151 votes
66%
34%
Vietnam
146 votes
72%
28%
Trinidad and Tobago
143 votes
71%
29%
Albania
141 votes
52%
48%
Morocco
139 votes
63%
37%
Dominican Republic
136 votes
68%
32%
Malta
125 votes
67%
33%
Panama
119 votes
58%
42%
Guam
111 votes
68%
32%
Venezuela
110 votes
64%
36%
Bahamas
110 votes
74%
26%
Bahrain
108 votes
63%
37%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Kenya
99 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
99 votes
67%
33%
Ukraine
89 votes
52%
48%
Luxembourg
82 votes
57%
43%
Tunisia
81 votes
57%
43%
Georgia
80 votes
46%
54%
Jersey
72 votes
65%
35%
Honduras
62 votes
71%
29%
Republic of Lithuania
61 votes
64%
36%
Bangladesh
60 votes
62%
38%
Ecuador
59 votes
61%
39%
Isle of Man
59 votes
61%
39%
Barbados
59 votes
81%
19%
Guatemala
59 votes
64%
36%
Peru
58 votes
59%
41%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Oman
56 votes
73%
27%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
50 votes
56%
44%
Sri Lanka
49 votes
57%
43%
Maldives
48 votes
40%
60%
Bermuda
47 votes
74%
26%
Mauritius
47 votes
53%
47%
Algeria
47 votes
45%
55%
Uruguay
44 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
44 votes
75%
25%
Montenegro
43 votes
56%
44%
Faroe Islands
41 votes
66%
34%
Aruba
39 votes
74%
26%
Iraq
38 votes
50%
50%
Cayman Islands
36 votes
67%
33%
Guernsey
36 votes
58%
42%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
34 votes
76%
24%
Nepal
34 votes
65%
35%
Belize
33 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Korea
33 votes
64%
36%
El Salvador
31 votes
71%
29%
Russia
31 votes
39%
61%
Cambodia
28 votes
79%
21%
Mongolia
27 votes
67%
33%
Antigua and Barbuda
26 votes
69%
31%
Bolivia
25 votes
60%
40%
Suriname
24 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
23 votes
61%
39%
Azerbaijan
21 votes
62%
38%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Nicaragua
21 votes
52%
48%
Paraguay
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Ghana
20 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Guyana
18 votes
89%
11
Armenia
17 votes
53%
47%
Kazakhstan
17 votes
76%
24%
Belarus
16 votes
50%
50%
Sudan
16 votes
75%
25%
Namibia
15 votes
87%
13
Uganda
15 votes
67%
33%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
12 votes
92%
8
Haiti
12 votes
92%
8
Saint Lucia
12 votes
58%
42%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Brunei
11 votes
82%
18%
Fiji
11 votes
82%
18%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Senegal
10 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Mozambique
9 votes
67%
33%
Curaçao
9 votes
78%
22%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Reunion
8 votes
38%
62%
Iran
7 votes
57%
43%
Angola
7 votes
57%
43%
Madagascar
7 votes
57%
43%
Botswana
6 votes
83%
17%
Swaziland
6 votes
67%
33%
Zimbabwe
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Ethiopia
6 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
5 votes
20%
80%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
U.S. Virgin Islands
5 votes
60%
40%
New Caledonia
5 votes
40%
60%
Republic of Moldova
5 votes
40%
60%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Zambia
4 votes
100%
Vanuatu
4 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Cameroon
3 votes
33%
67%
Guadeloupe
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
3 votes
67%
33%
Tanzania
3 votes
67%
33%
Palestine
2 votes
100%
Sint Maarten
2 votes
50%
50%
Syria
2 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar [Burma]
2 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
2 votes
100%
Laos
2 votes
50%
50%
Somalia
2 votes
50%
50%
Anguilla
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Liberia
2 votes
50%
50%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Libya
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +1182
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico +238
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    22 minutes ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates suck what can you do?
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I can already sail so I could be a pirate who is highly trained in martial arts
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    3 days ago
    ico
    gokufireballz MaleSilver Medal from Khomas, Namibia
    pirate ninja ha i bet you did not see that
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Yar har you are a pirate
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    i would like to be johnny depp, yes!
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    im a pirate anyways... ;)
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirate
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Limburg, Netherlands
    Pirate ninjas are better.
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninja will keep u hidden like in a girls locker room
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i get drunk and be happy
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    i have always wanted to do flips and stuff
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    1 week ago
    ico
    eliyahm FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Heck, I ain't living the life of an outlaw!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    libbiei FemaleBronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    i wanna be captain jack sparrow!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I can be like Edward ken way From Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag, I can have the skills of a ninja l, but be a PIRATE!!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninja Because when I learn to sail and get a ship, I can be a PIRATE NINJA!!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Qormi, Malta
    no
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    if you where a pirate you would be hanged if you where cought
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    "This answer comes from right here, my heart. Pinja" - Andy Biersack, 2010
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Katana for the win!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I just don't want to be asian
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas are good. Sometimes
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    ninjas are epic
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom
    YAR HAR FIDDLEY DEE
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas Deflect Bullets Pirates get shot by bullets and think with enough gadgets and skill i can become DarkFlyingEcholocationAnimal Man
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    R!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    WHAT A PRIATE FAV LETTER?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from In-Naxxar, Malta
    well that wasabit
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    "NARUTO" "SASUKE"
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    i already answered as a ninja before
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninjas are WAY better
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Anybody else see Captain Jack Sparrow and be like "YES!"
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Treasure
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Hinata_Hyuuga FemaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from North Holland, Netherlands
    Then I want to be a ninja in the anime Naruto!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Côtes-d'Armor, France
    Only Bc Johnny depp
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Pirates search for treasure
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    If I'm a nija I can sneak on a pirate ship
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    well i mean only one of them is illegal so
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pinja
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    Yeah, I'd rather not have scurvy.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninja pirate.....but ninja
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    HI
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    whos going to see me
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    what kind of coke
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Zealand, Denmark
    BOOTY PIRATe
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Who else say Ninja and just clicked it.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    My dream is to become a pirate ninja
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ai capn
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates got BOOTY!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where the BOTH button :(
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates scare me
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Both. Become a pirate ninja!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I WOULD BE A NINJA PIRATE!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    one piece
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Getting body parts is just discussing. I want to be a pirate bc I wanna be a mini Jack Sparrow
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Central District, Israel
    Ninja is so much cooler
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would look stupid in both outfits
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom
    Jack Sparrow. Fvcking badass
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirate ninja :P
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Jerusalem, Israel
    I'm afraid of drowning
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    THIS WAS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT THE UNKNOWN GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    B*tch pls, why not both... so Edward Kenway it is.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirtate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    id be a character from naruto. most likely itachi. tsukinomi my problems away. go blind. sister facepalms as i do the whole 'sasuke you are my new light!' just because i can.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Has any one ever seen pirates of the carribean. Amazing. Although im a man, i love ya johnney depp and orlando bloom
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are cool btw im a tomboy :P:3
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    DO WHAT U WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, U R A PIRATE!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Screech!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I will be a ninja pirate. I will kick booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    It was dangerous for female pirates- a lot of men thought they were bad luck so kicked them off the ship and even if they were accepted they were just there to reproduce- it's disgusting
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    A life of plunder and debauchery for me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Just said cause of jack sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    how could I NOT PICK JOHNNY DEPPS PICTURE?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    What if I was a ninja with Jack Sparrow?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Central Jutland, Denmark
    naruto1
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Just because it's Jack Sparrow. I'm choosing pirate.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    pirates may get the booty, but i stealth into the booty ;)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    hallaveryh from North Carolina, United States
    pirate all the way
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    1 month ago
    ico
    linnellg MaleBronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    You are a pirate! Yar har dee duh da dee...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
    A ninja in a pirate outfit (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Arthur Kirkland ftw
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    PIRATES ARE THE BEST!!!! Ahem, woo go pirates.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
    come on its jack sparrow who dident click that straight away
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    1 month ago
    ico
    christopherm MaleGold Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    what if I became a pirate in the middle of my career? or vice versa?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    giannaj FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    DUH
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Assassins creed black flags has too much sailing
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    1 month ago
    ico
    cutemuffins Female from United States
    NINJAS ARE AWESOME!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    SarahGibsonxd FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    Reason: Booze and gold.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    PIRATE EVERYTHING!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I would love to marry Jack Sparrow.... Love him with all my heart! Eyeliner Is what gets me I think... But only on him.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A ninja is better
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    1 month ago
    ico
    StasiaAJ Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    ThicketTail909 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Indiana, United States
    Foxy da PIRATE Fox!!!!! (Plus I
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    More free
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from South Africa
    Why not be a Ninja-Pirate!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates tend to end up poor and stuff.
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Raaaaasengan!!!
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    guest from County Waterford, Ireland
    ninjas never fought and rarely killed plus they did not wear black only dark gray
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    guest Bronze Medal from Texas, United States
    was anybody else hoping this would come up
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    JadeKenworthy FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    Only clicked because I saw Captain Jack Sparrow
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Pirates because they're just better I'll give ya 3 examples that'll change ur mind 1. Jack sparrow 2. Monkey d. Luffy 3. Roronoro zoro
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    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Just pirates They're So much better I'll give u 3 examples which will change ur mind
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Sea ninja?
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    ladang MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Pirates suck
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    jasonm2 MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Only if im Captain Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I kill all pirate without you knowing
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I'm already playing pirate after
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    guest from California, United States
    Captain Hook from OUAT because he is bae
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Read the young samurai books THEY'VE GOT NINJA PIRATES
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    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    Yo ho a pirates life 4 me
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ginger+ninja=ginja
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    Silvergirl FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Pirates are rapists who fight for money while ninjas are (generally) heroes and are fighting for their country.
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    1p2a3p4e5 FemaleSilver Medal from Georgia, United States
    pirates are greedy
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    guest from Texas, United States
    No your not guest from Malta Johnny depp is
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    If it was that pirate would
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Carter is a girl
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    And also he tried to hit Carter, so I hit him.
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I want to cut Jack R in to pieces when I am a ninja. I really hate Jack R. he's a weirdo
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    i barf on boats
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Both
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninjas look cooler and don't get scurvy
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    guest from California, United States
    An assassin pirate
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas can slice pirates less then 5 seconds
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I like da booty
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Wish i could be a pirate ninja
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Pirates are dirty.
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    FrostBite FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    That's Johnny Depp.... he attracted my mouse
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    true storybnhmt
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    ninja pirate
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Come on matters we are going on an adventure to unicornlandia
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    guest from New York, United States
    A pirate is a person who commits a crime on a beach...
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas get Southeastern Asian booty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    " i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats in side it!"
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    cardboardcherry Silver Medal from Selangor, Malaysia
    Uh hello... backflips ftw
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Jack Sparrow is hot, I'm sorry I cannot hold it in any longer, like if you agree.
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be the best captain ever!
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Girls hate both!!!
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    guest from California, United States
    pirates get guns... i like guns
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    ID BE FOXY!!!!!
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    guest from Hordaland Fylke, Norway
    Pirateee
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    I'd rather not be seasick
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    kiwi_bird_J FemaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    I already am a Pirate
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas have less chance to drown
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    The kind in Naruto.
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    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    Pirate because jack sparrow
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Naruto or luffy
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    guest from South Africa
    67% of people proudly increase global warming
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    guest from California, United States
    I like whiskey. Sorry.
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Imma seasick
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I know what to do if attacked but pirate...?
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    ChinasAllieCat FemaleSilver Medal from Tennessee, United States
    only a pirate if i became jack sparrow!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Come on people. Pirates get to pillage and rape
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    can't wait for naruto vs one peace comments
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    guest from Washington, United States
    A ninja because i don't like the water
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    scrub the decks, do exhausting work, probably die from execution, battle or Desiase or just be an assassin?
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    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    Saw Jack Sparrow, clicked
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    A ninja pirate
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    guest
    pirates 4 ever
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    guest from Florida, United States
    yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is alright to be you are a pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Presumably,an honorable shinobi who doesn't practice the banches of ninjitzu invoving withcraft or a virtuous sea dog who always returns the spoils to his/her sovereignty.
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    guest from New York, United States
    u cant c me
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    Unngoy_1 Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    Asia FOREVER!!!
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    kingdrakin MaleBronze Medal from Iowa, United States
    so hard to decide
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Captain Hook (Colin O'donge
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    guest from Bradford, United Kingdom
    johnny depp is buff
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Niga
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    guest from California, United States
    I LOVE PIRATES!
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    guest from Plymouth, United Kingdom
    ninjas are good, pirates arent
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    i wanna be a ninja pirate
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    guest from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    I'm Luffy out of One Piece
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    guest from Saint Andrew, Jamaica
    a ninja thats like a musket or life time shiukens
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    guest from United Kingdom
    Because of foxy the pirate (five nights at freddys) also the rum
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    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    I thaught ninjas on a boat and stole were pirates
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    I could be a ninja pirate.
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    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    Nimpo!... RASENGAN
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    guest from South Dakota, United States
    ninja equals scare people till they pee there pants hahah
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    DO WATCHYA WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!!!
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    guest from Durham, United Kingdom
    Edward kenway
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    guest from Texas, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Barnet, United Kingdom
    pirate from one piece...AMAZING!!!
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    guest from United Kingdom
    Because I am a girl
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I CHANGE MY MIND. IM SCARED OF WATER IM BLACK !
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    naruto vs one piece
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate.
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    williams2 Male from Ontario, Canada
    Yar Har Fiddle Mic Dee being a pirate is alright with me
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    tresure!!!!!! And cute outfits + swords = YAY!
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    ico
    Pirates are MURDERERS and RAPISTS! Doesn't anybody know that? Pirates are the "BAD GUYS"!!
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    guest Bronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    b*tches it jack sparrow!!!! i with him!! peace out ninjas yall SUCK!!!
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    guest from Italy
    how bout f***in pirate ninjas???
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninjas are at least healthier