Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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397,196 votes
2,135 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
4,296 votes
72.6%
27.4%
Girls
3,620 votes
61.7%
38.3%
Unknowns
389,280 votes
67.33%
32.67%

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United States
232,593 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
40,347 votes
66%
34%
Australia
23,583 votes
68%
32%
Canada
22,284 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
4,493 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
4,396 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
3,993 votes
70%
30%
Ireland
3,142 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
2,773 votes
65%
35%
Norway
2,572 votes
65%
35%
France
2,115 votes
56%
44%
Denmark
2,047 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
1,698 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,626 votes
59%
41%
Portugal
1,625 votes
64%
36%
Finland
1,364 votes
62%
38%
United Arab Emirates
1,341 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
1,278 votes
75%
25%
Romania
1,240 votes
58%
42%
South Africa
1,051 votes
61%
39%
Belgium
1,017 votes
60%
40%
India
1,016 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
952 votes
61%
39%
Croatia
906 votes
54%
46%
Italy
882 votes
46%
54%
Spain
839 votes
58%
42%
Greece
750 votes
56%
44%
Israel
738 votes
59%
41%
Saudi Arabia
733 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
720 votes
68%
32%
Serbia
718 votes
59%
41%
Hong Kong
687 votes
70%
30%
Switzerland
661 votes
64%
36%
Austria
656 votes
62%
38%
Turkey
571 votes
51%
49%
Poland
533 votes
59%
41%
Indonesia
517 votes
66%
34%
Slovenia
489 votes
49%
51%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Bulgaria
468 votes
56%
44%
Japan
453 votes
68%
32%
Hungary
448 votes
52%
48%
Czech Republic
426 votes
59%
41%
Puerto Rico
411 votes
60%
40%
Estonia
376 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
369 votes
58%
42%
Iceland
343 votes
57%
43%
Egypt
332 votes
63%
37%
Colombia
327 votes
55%
45%
Thailand
289 votes
64%
36%
China
284 votes
75%
25%
Kuwait
283 votes
67%
33%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Latvia
255 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Taiwan
250 votes
57%
43%
Qatar
248 votes
65%
35%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Slovakia
227 votes
56%
44%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
227 votes
63%
37%
Pakistan
198 votes
49%
51%
Macedonia
193 votes
52%
48%
Cyprus
175 votes
61%
39%
Chile
174 votes
57%
43%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Costa Rica
166 votes
64%
36%
Lebanon
165 votes
67%
33%
Jamaica
161 votes
79%
21%
Morocco
154 votes
64%
36%
Trinidad and Tobago
152 votes
71%
29%
Vietnam
152 votes
72%
28%
Albania
151 votes
53%
47%
Dominican Republic
143 votes
66%
34%
Malta
135 votes
64%
36%
Panama
124 votes
59%
41%
Venezuela
118 votes
65%
35%
Bahamas
113 votes
73%
27%
Guam
112 votes
69%
31%
Bahrain
112 votes
63%
37%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Unknown
106 votes
66%
34%
Kenya
101 votes
68%
32%
Ukraine
94 votes
52%
48%
Tunisia
89 votes
57%
43%
Luxembourg
88 votes
57%
43%
Republic of Lithuania
86 votes
59%
41%
Georgia
86 votes
48%
52%
Jersey
73 votes
66%
34%
Bangladesh
66 votes
64%
36%
Barbados
63 votes
81%
19%
Honduras
62 votes
71%
29%
Ecuador
62 votes
60%
40%
Peru
61 votes
59%
41%
Isle of Man
60 votes
62%
38%
Guatemala
60 votes
65%
35%
Oman
60 votes
73%
27%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Sri Lanka
52 votes
58%
42%
Algeria
52 votes
46%
54%
Seychelles
50 votes
56%
44%
Montenegro
48 votes
58%
42%
Mauritius
48 votes
54%
46%
Maldives
48 votes
40%
60%
Bermuda
48 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
46 votes
72%
28%
Russia
46 votes
41%
59%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
45 votes
71%
29%
Uruguay
44 votes
48%
52%
Faroe Islands
43 votes
67%
33%
Iraq
41 votes
49%
51%
Aruba
40 votes
75%
25%
Republic of Korea
39 votes
64%
36%
Cayman Islands
37 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
37 votes
57%
43%
Belize
34 votes
65%
35%
Nepal
34 votes
65%
35%
El Salvador
32 votes
72%
28%
Cambodia
31 votes
77%
23%
Mongolia
27 votes
67%
33%
Antigua and Barbuda
27 votes
70%
30%
Bolivia
25 votes
60%
40%
Suriname
24 votes
75%
25%
Paraguay
23 votes
65%
35%
Gibraltar
23 votes
61%
39%
Azerbaijan
21 votes
62%
38%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Nicaragua
21 votes
52%
48%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Ghana
20 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Guyana
19 votes
89%
11
Armenia
19 votes
58%
42%
Kazakhstan
18 votes
72%
28%
Uganda
16 votes
63%
37%
Sudan
16 votes
75%
25%
Belarus
16 votes
50%
50%
Namibia
15 votes
87%
13
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Brunei
13 votes
85%
15
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Fiji
13 votes
85%
15
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
13 votes
92%
8
Saint Lucia
13 votes
62%
38%
Haiti
12 votes
92%
8
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Mozambique
10 votes
70%
30%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
10 votes
50%
50%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Reunion
9 votes
33%
67%
Afghanistan
9 votes
44%
56%
Curaçao
9 votes
78%
22%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Zimbabwe
8 votes
75%
25%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Iran
8 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
7 votes
86%
14
Republic of Moldova
7 votes
43%
57%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
7 votes
57%
43%
Angola
7 votes
57%
43%
Madagascar
7 votes
57%
43%
Swaziland
6 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
6 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
6 votes
50%
50%
U.S. Virgin Islands
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
5 votes
20%
80%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zambia
5 votes
100%
Tanzania
5 votes
60%
40%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Turks and Caicos Islands
5 votes
40%
60%
New Caledonia
5 votes
40%
60%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Syria
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
3 votes
67%
33%
Guadeloupe
3 votes
67%
33%
Cameroon
3 votes
33%
67%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Sint Maarten
2 votes
50%
50%
Palestine
2 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
2 votes
100%
Myanmar [Burma]
2 votes
100%
Laos
2 votes
50%
50%
Somalia
2 votes
50%
50%
Anguilla
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Liberia
2 votes
50%
50%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Libya
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +1212
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico +255
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom
    Just because of johnny
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    The life of a pirate is a life of freedom and adventure. Ninjas have bosses, and have to do as they're told.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin City, Ireland
    ninja is awsome
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Filthy pirate scum
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    i can be like foxy
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Like if you seen Captain Jack Sparoww
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Pirates are pingases lel
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    If you was a ninjas you could get booty without anybody knowing but pirate ftw
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninjas have better hygiene.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Bern, Switzerland
    Anyone else just see Johnny Depp and click pirate?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Bucuresti, Romania
    Morții vostri
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    EpicDudeFromMars MaleBronze Medal from Victoria, Australia
    PIRATES FTW!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    kikicomonofernr FemaleSilver Medal from Oregon, United States
    Ninja's are far more badass.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I love ninjas the rock!!!!!!!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates get scurvy.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Swiggity Swooty, comin' in fo' dat Booty.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    fear of the ocean
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    PoopLoser69 MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Washington, United States
    so I can plunder your booty
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Be assassins creed 4 in real life or be just as good but dressed stupid
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninjas swords merder what isn't to love about ninjas
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates suck what can you do?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I can already sail so I could be a pirate who is highly trained in martial arts
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    1 month ago
    ico
    gokufireballz MaleSilver Medal from Khomas, Namibia
    pirate ninja ha i bet you did not see that
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Yar har you are a pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    i would like to be johnny depp, yes!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    im a pirate anyways... ;)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Limburg, Netherlands
    Pirate ninjas are better.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninja will keep u hidden like in a girls locker room
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i get drunk and be happy
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    i have always wanted to do flips and stuff
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    1 month ago
    ico
    eliyahm FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Heck, I ain't living the life of an outlaw!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    libbiei FemaleBronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    i wanna be captain jack sparrow!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I can be like Edward ken way From Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag, I can have the skills of a ninja l, but be a PIRATE!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninja Because when I learn to sail and get a ship, I can be a PIRATE NINJA!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Qormi, Malta
    no
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    if you where a pirate you would be hanged if you where cought
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    "This answer comes from right here, my heart. Pinja" - Andy Biersack, 2010
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Katana for the win!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I just don't want to be asian
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas are good. Sometimes
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    ninjas are epic
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom
    YAR HAR FIDDLEY DEE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas Deflect Bullets Pirates get shot by bullets and think with enough gadgets and skill i can become DarkFlyingEcholocationAnimal Man
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    1 month ago
    ico
    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    R!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    WHAT A PRIATE FAV LETTER?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from In-Naxxar, Malta
    well that wasabit
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    "NARUTO" "SASUKE"
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    i already answered as a ninja before
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninjas are WAY better
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Anybody else see Captain Jack Sparrow and be like "YES!"
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Treasure
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Then I want to be a ninja in the anime Naruto!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Côtes-d'Armor, France
    Only Bc Johnny depp
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Pirates search for treasure
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    If I'm a nija I can sneak on a pirate ship
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    well i mean only one of them is illegal so
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pinja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    Yeah, I'd rather not have scurvy.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninja pirate.....but ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    HI
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    whos going to see me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    what kind of coke
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Zealand, Denmark
    BOOTY PIRATe
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Who else say Ninja and just clicked it.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    My dream is to become a pirate ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ai capn
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates got BOOTY!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where the BOTH button :(
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates scare me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Both. Become a pirate ninja!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I WOULD BE A NINJA PIRATE!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    one piece
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Getting body parts is just discussing. I want to be a pirate bc I wanna be a mini Jack Sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Central District, Israel
    Ninja is so much cooler
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would look stupid in both outfits
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom
    Jack Sparrow. Fvcking badass
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirate ninja :P
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Jerusalem, Israel
    I'm afraid of drowning
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    THIS WAS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT THE UNKNOWN GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    B*tch pls, why not both... so Edward Kenway it is.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirtate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    id be a character from naruto. most likely itachi. tsukinomi my problems away. go blind. sister facepalms as i do the whole 'sasuke you are my new light!' just because i can.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Has any one ever seen pirates of the carribean. Amazing. Although im a man, i love ya johnney depp and orlando bloom
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are cool btw im a tomboy :P:3
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    DO WHAT U WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, U R A PIRATE!!!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Screech!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I will be a ninja pirate. I will kick booty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    It was dangerous for female pirates- a lot of men thought they were bad luck so kicked them off the ship and even if they were accepted they were just there to reproduce- it's disgusting
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    A life of plunder and debauchery for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Just said cause of jack sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    how could I NOT PICK JOHNNY DEPPS PICTURE?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    What if I was a ninja with Jack Sparrow?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central Jutland, Denmark
    naruto1
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Just because it's Jack Sparrow. I'm choosing pirate.
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    guest from New York, United States
    pirates may get the booty, but i stealth into the booty ;)
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    hallaveryh from North Carolina, United States
    pirate all the way
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    linnellg MaleBronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    You are a pirate! Yar har dee duh da dee...
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    guest from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
    A ninja in a pirate outfit (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Arthur Kirkland ftw
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    PIRATES ARE THE BEST!!!! Ahem, woo go pirates.
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    guest from Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
    come on its jack sparrow who dident click that straight away
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    christopherm MaleGold Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    what if I became a pirate in the middle of my career? or vice versa?
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    giannaj FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    DUH
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Assassins creed black flags has too much sailing
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    cutemuffins Female from United States
    NINJAS ARE AWESOME!!
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    SarahGibsonxd FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    Reason: Booze and gold.
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    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    PIRATE EVERYTHING!!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I would love to marry Jack Sparrow.... Love him with all my heart! Eyeliner Is what gets me I think... But only on him.
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A ninja is better
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    StasiaAJ Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    ThicketTail909 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Indiana, United States
    Foxy da PIRATE Fox!!!!! (Plus I
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    More free
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    guest from South Africa
    Why not be a Ninja-Pirate!
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates tend to end up poor and stuff.
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Raaaaasengan!!!
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    guest from County Waterford, Ireland
    ninjas never fought and rarely killed plus they did not wear black only dark gray
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    guest Bronze Medal from Texas, United States
    was anybody else hoping this would come up
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    JadeKenworthy FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    Only clicked because I saw Captain Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Pirates because they're just better I'll give ya 3 examples that'll change ur mind 1. Jack sparrow 2. Monkey d. Luffy 3. Roronoro zoro
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    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Just pirates They're So much better I'll give u 3 examples which will change ur mind
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Sea ninja?
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    ladang MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Pirates suck
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    jasonm2 MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Only if im Captain Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I kill all pirate without you knowing
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I'm already playing pirate after
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    guest from California, United States
    Captain Hook from OUAT because he is bae
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Read the young samurai books THEY'VE GOT NINJA PIRATES
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    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    Yo ho a pirates life 4 me
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ginger+ninja=ginja
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    Silvergirl FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Pirates are rapists who fight for money while ninjas are (generally) heroes and are fighting for their country.
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    1p2a3p4e5 FemaleSilver Medal from Georgia, United States
    pirates are greedy
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    guest from Texas, United States
    No your not guest from Malta Johnny depp is
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    If it was that pirate would
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Carter is a girl
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    And also he tried to hit Carter, so I hit him.
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I want to cut Jack R in to pieces when I am a ninja. I really hate Jack R. he's a weirdo
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    i barf on boats
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Both
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninjas look cooler and don't get scurvy
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    guest from California, United States
    An assassin pirate
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas can slice pirates less then 5 seconds
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I like da booty
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Wish i could be a pirate ninja
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Pirates are dirty.
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    FrostBite FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    That's Johnny Depp.... he attracted my mouse
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    true storybnhmt
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    ninja pirate
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Come on matters we are going on an adventure to unicornlandia
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    guest from New York, United States
    A pirate is a person who commits a crime on a beach...
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas get Southeastern Asian booty
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    " i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats in side it!"
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    cardboardcherry Silver Medal from Selangor, Malaysia
    Uh hello... backflips ftw
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Jack Sparrow is hot, I'm sorry I cannot hold it in any longer, like if you agree.
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be the best captain ever!
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Girls hate both!!!
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    guest from California, United States
    pirates get guns... i like guns
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    ID BE FOXY!!!!!
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    guest from Hordaland Fylke, Norway
    Pirateee
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    I'd rather not be seasick
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    kiwi_bird_J FemaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    I already am a Pirate
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas have less chance to drown
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    The kind in Naruto.
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    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    Pirate because jack sparrow
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Naruto or luffy
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    guest from South Africa
    67% of people proudly increase global warming
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    guest from California, United States
    I like whiskey. Sorry.
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Imma seasick
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I know what to do if attacked but pirate...?
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    ChinasAllieCat FemaleSilver Medal from Tennessee, United States
    only a pirate if i became jack sparrow!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Come on people. Pirates get to pillage and rape
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    can't wait for naruto vs one peace comments
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    guest from Washington, United States
    A ninja because i don't like the water
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    scrub the decks, do exhausting work, probably die from execution, battle or Desiase or just be an assassin?
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    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    Saw Jack Sparrow, clicked
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    A ninja pirate
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    pirates 4 ever
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    guest from Florida, United States
    yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is alright to be you are a pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Presumably,an honorable shinobi who doesn't practice the banches of ninjitzu invoving withcraft or a virtuous sea dog who always returns the spoils to his/her sovereignty.
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    guest from New York, United States
    u cant c me
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    Unngoy_1 Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    Asia FOREVER!!!
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    kingdrakin MaleBronze Medal from Iowa, United States
    so hard to decide
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Captain Hook (Colin O'donge
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    guest from Bradford, United Kingdom
    johnny depp is buff
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Niga