Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?

Would you rather be By alexw Male Site Owner 2 years ago

a ninja

OR

120,858 votes
1,114 comments

a pirate

people, ninja, pirate

Guys
1,392 votes

75.1%

24.9%

Girls
1,340 votes

65.8%

34.2%

Unknowns
118,126 votes

68.92%

31.08%

United States
84,747 votes

70%

30%

Canada
6,533 votes

70%

30%

United Kingdom
5,749 votes

68%

32%

Australia
4,802 votes

70%

30%

Germany
1,414 votes

66%

34%

Netherlands
1,109 votes

66%

34%

France
814 votes

54%

46%

New Zealand
811 votes

74%

26%

Norway
702 votes

68%

32%

Ireland
693 votes

70%

30%

Italy
555 votes

42%

58%

Sweden
478 votes

63%

37%

Portugal
439 votes

65%

35%

Denmark
409 votes

66%

34%

Mexico
404 votes

64%

36%

Brazil
400 votes

60%

40%

Romania
324 votes

61%

39%

Finland
302 votes

63%

37%

Philippines
296 votes

79%

21%

Singapore
292 votes

72%

28%

Spain
258 votes

55%

45%

Croatia
235 votes

59%

41%

Belgium
223 votes

60%

40%

India
219 votes

63%

37%

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Austria
202 votes

63%

37%

United Arab Emirates
202 votes

65%

35%

Japan
199 votes

71%

29%

Israel
192 votes

64%

36%

Switzerland
177 votes

63%

37%

South Africa
169 votes

72%

28%

Taiwan
162 votes

57%

43%

Poland
161 votes

64%

36%

Hong Kong
159 votes

73%

27%

Saudi Arabia
157 votes

71%

29%

Serbia
151 votes

61%

39%

Malaysia
149 votes

70%

30%

Puerto Rico
147 votes

65%

35%

China
146 votes

75%

25%

Greece
136 votes

58%

42%

Turkey
128 votes

48%

52%

South Korea
119 votes

69%

31%

Czech Republic
113 votes

66%

34%

Slovenia
109 votes

56%

44%

Estonia
106 votes

57%

43%

Argentina
104 votes

57%

43%

Egypt
97 votes

65%

35%

Bulgaria
93 votes

65%

35%

Colombia
90 votes

60%

40%

Russian Federation
89 votes

47%

53%

Iceland
84 votes

67%

33%

Indonesia
82 votes

70%

30%

Thailand
78 votes

69%

31%

Pakistan
71 votes

52%

48%

Hungary
66 votes

52%

48%

Kuwait
62 votes

82%

18%

Slovakia
61 votes

62%

38%

Anonymous Proxy
58 votes

71%

29%

Latvia
58 votes

59%

41%

Lithuania
57 votes

65%

35%

Jordan
54 votes

65%

35%

Lebanon
53 votes

70%

30%

Chile
49 votes

63%

37%

Panama
47 votes

60%

40%

Cyprus
46 votes

59%

41%

Jamaica
46 votes

83%

17%

Malta
45 votes

82%

18%

Costa Rica
45 votes

67%

33%

Dominican Republic
44 votes

73%

27%

Georgia
41 votes

41%

59%

Qatar
37 votes

65%

35%

Venezuela
34 votes

74%

26%

Guam
33 votes

79%

21%

Bahrain
31 votes

61%

39%

Macedonia
31 votes

48%

52%

Morocco
31 votes

74%

26%

Ukraine
30 votes

57%

43%

Bosnia and Herzegovina
30 votes

73%

27%

Jersey
29 votes

62%

38%

Luxembourg
28 votes

68%

32%

Vietnam
28 votes

89%

Bahamas
27 votes

81%

19%

Trinidad and Tobago
27 votes

70%

30%

Guatemala
25 votes

76%

24%

Peru
22 votes

64%

36%

Netherlands Antilles
21 votes

71%

29%

Iran, Islamic Republic of
20 votes

70%

30%

Isle of Man
19 votes

53%

47%

Ecuador
17 votes

47%

53%

Kenya
17 votes

76%

24%

Barbados
17 votes

71%

29%

Albania
17 votes

47%

53%

Honduras
16 votes

75%

25%

Sri Lanka
14 votes

79%

21%

Montenegro
14 votes

29%

71%

Bermuda
14 votes

100%

Cayman Islands
13 votes

85%

Bangladesh
13 votes

54%

46%

Palestinian Territory
13 votes

69%

31%

Mongolia
12 votes

67%

33%

Mauritius
12 votes

58%

42%

Bolivia
11 votes

64%

36%

Europe
11 votes

45%

55%

Nigeria
11 votes

82%

18%

Aruba
11 votes

82%

18%

Faroe Islands
10 votes

80%

20%

Mariana Islands
10 votes

90%

Gibraltar
9 votes

78%

22%

Brunei Darussalam
9 votes

100%

Guernsey
8 votes

50%

Nepal
8 votes

63%

37%

Maldives
8 votes

38%

62%

Algeria
8 votes

75%

25%

El Salvador
7 votes

71%

29%

Sudan
7 votes

86%

Tunisia
7 votes

43%

57%

Afghanistan
7 votes

43%

57%

Uruguay
7 votes

43%

57%

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
7 votes

86%

Antigua and Barbuda
6 votes

83%

17%

Nicaragua
6 votes

50%

Paraguay
6 votes

67%

33%

Belize
6 votes

83%

17%

Oman
6 votes

83%

17%

Virgin Islands, U.S.
6 votes

100%

Saint Lucia
5 votes

60%

40%

Uganda
5 votes

60%

40%

Cambodia
5 votes

80%

20%

Ghana
5 votes

100%

Madagascar
5 votes

60%

40%

Suriname
5 votes

60%

40%

Guyana
5 votes

100%

Satellite Provider
5 votes

60%

40%

Dominica
4 votes

75%

25%

Haiti
4 votes

100%

Belarus
4 votes

50%

Reunion
4 votes

50%

Namibia
4 votes

75%

25%

Kazakhstan
4 votes

100%

Tanzania, United Republic of
4 votes

75%

25%

Aland Islands
3 votes

100%

Armenia
3 votes

67%

33%

Montserrat
3 votes

100%

Azerbaijan
3 votes

33%

67%

Fiji
2 votes

50%

Greenland
2 votes

100%

Virgin Islands, British
2 votes

100%

Iraq
2 votes

50%

Saint Kitts and Nevis
2 votes

100%

Moldova, Republic of
2 votes

50%

Liechtenstein
2 votes

100%

New Caledonia
2 votes

100%

Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
2 votes

50%

Asia/Pacific Region
2 votes

50%

Grenada
2 votes

100%

Syrian Arab Republic
2 votes

50%

Mozambique
2 votes

100%

Zambia
1 vote

100%

Zimbabwe
1 vote

100%

French Polynesia
1 vote

100%

Vanuatu
1 vote

100%

Ethiopia
1 vote

100%

Senegal
1 vote

100%

Angola
1 vote

100%

Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote

100%

Gabon
1 vote

100%

Seychelles
1 vote

100%

Tajikistan
1 vote

100%

Cape Verde
1 vote

100%

Botswana
1 vote

100%

Martinique
1 vote

100%

Yemen
1 vote

100%

Guadeloupe
1 vote

100%

Anguilla
1 vote

100%

Myanmar
1 vote

100%

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guest from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 11 months ago:

i'll be a ninga pirate
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guest from Ohio, United States 2 days ago:

NINJA HUG...you never saw it coming
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guest from North Carolina, United States 3 days ago:

Yar Har a pirate is free! YOUARE A PIRATE
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guest from Renfrewshire, United Kingdom 3 days ago:

I'm a pirate already
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guest from Indiana, United States 6 days ago:

Is that Grant Imahara?
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guest from Hawaii, United States 1 week ago:

black ninja
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guest from Arizona, United States 1 week ago:

im all ready a ninja so ill be a ninja pirate who makes doe
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 week ago:

Ninja are generic. They are all about stealth and act badass, but drop like flies in action movies.
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guest from Florida, United States 1 week ago:

IM ASIAN SO NIJA ALL THA WAY
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guest from Washington, United States 1 week ago:

yar har har it's a pirates life for me
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guest from Idaho, United States 1 week ago:

go pirates
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guest from Florida, United States 1 week ago:

I may or may not be ninja already, so............. KUNAI!
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bobl Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Virginia, United States 1 week ago:

while you're raping wenches I'll be saving princesses
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 weeks ago:

Dude pirates rock
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guest from Alberta, Canada 2 weeks ago:

ninja's get to do all sorts of impossible bullship while pirates get scurvy and lose all their limbs/teeth.
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guest from Utah, United States 2 weeks ago:

Just because jack sparrow
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 weeks ago:

at least ninjas have all there teeth and shower
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captainkittysticks Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States 2 weeks ago:

Pinja.
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guest from Idaho, United States 2 weeks ago:

Idk
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guest from California, United States 2 weeks ago:

Ninja of course
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 weeks ago:

Pirates rock
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 weeks ago:

There was a ninja parade yesterday but everybody missed it...
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evelynl Female Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from California, United States 2 weeks ago:

Pirates because they're rouges and notorious. Probably have more exciting fights, ninjas are too quiet and deadly
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alphasmarts8022 Female Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from Indiana, United States 2 weeks ago:

I picked pirate just cause they put Johnny Depp there :P love him
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guest from Colorado, United States 2 weeks ago:

I'm already the neon yellow ninja, great for hid and seek in the dark
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guest from Minnesota, United States 2 weeks ago:

trust me im ninja
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guest from Minnesota, United States 2 weeks ago:

NINJA!!
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 2 weeks ago:

Assassinate the pirates!
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guest from Al Qahirah, Egypt 2 weeks ago:

kill me already
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guest from Maryland, United States 2 weeks ago:

Ninja
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guest from New York, United States 3 weeks ago:

Ninja cause I'm Asian! :D
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guest from Illinois, United States 3 weeks ago:

but real men go for the tits
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guest from California, United States 3 weeks ago:

stealing software is the highest form of theivery
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Tberr Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:

I choose options A because pirates had a lot of diseases and just sti's floating around.
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 weeks ago:

YOU ARE A PIRATE!(Anyone Know this song? No?)
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guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands 3 weeks ago:

You know....I'm the NOODLE NINJA....but if I'd be like Jack......(and just as handsome ^^...)
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guest from Virginia, United States 3 weeks ago:

pirate but i wanna be jack sparrow (im 15 and the guys a badass)
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guest from Western, Sri Lanka 3 weeks ago:

i'm a pirate on the internet
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 3 weeks ago:

A NINJA BECAUSE I HAVE SWAG AND NINJA SKILLS AT THE SAME TIME I PRACTICE AT 12
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guest from Essex, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:

Pirate! I love their hats.
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guest from Limburg, Netherlands 3 weeks ago:

"Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate."
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kelseyc Female Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States 3 weeks ago:

I could go on adventures with Johnny Depp :3
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guest from Belfast, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:

I would rather be a Ninja-Pirate-Cyborg-Jesus
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derpina111 Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Sicilia, Italy 3 weeks ago:

ninja, a super secret ninja!
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guest from Missouri, United States 4 weeks ago:

Ninja all the way. pirates end up either getting killed by gigantic sea monsters or other pirates
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guest from New Jersey, United States 4 weeks ago:

Fruit ninja
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guest from Alaska, United States 4 weeks ago:

bruce lee b*tches
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JBRJBR Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Im both and if you dont already know im chuck norris
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guest from Kent, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Ninja
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guest from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

Ninja
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guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

NINJA SKILLS
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rachetura Silver Medal from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

cpt. Jack Sparrow is what you shall call me
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

I hate pirates
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

Ninja won:.(
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

Why not a ninja pirate
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

Pirates have no skill
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

100% of my vote was affected by the fact that Captain Jack Sparrow is the picture.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

I AM a ninja!
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Pinja
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 1 month ago:

What kind of question is this?
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

Shinobi for the winnn
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Peyton Female Silver Medal Blue Star from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

My inner ninja :D
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Easy
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Mockingvenus Female Silver Medal from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

yo ho yo ho, holy sh*t johnny depp is hot
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

I'm sorry, but video games have ruined how much I like water. >.>
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guest from Stockport, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

i'm already a ninja lol
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guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

a pirate becase i am already a ninja so i would be a pirate ninja
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jadew Female from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

Pirate FTW
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MrKingdomSlayer Male Bronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:

NARUTO FAN ALL THE WAY
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

Anyone with music is already a pirate
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

Pirates don't get ii
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guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Lol lol deedelydee being a pirate is alright to me.
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guest from Western Australia, Australia 1 month ago:

was i the only one who thought it said n**** .___.
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

This is hard. Both are awesome. Hmmm. Pirate
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

Jack sparrow picture got me
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Ship life steal and rape women it was legal back then
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

Pirates get scurvy.
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

Ninja
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

I'd like to be a ninja from Naruto :3
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

piarte
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RedSmartie Bronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:

Pirate because their clothes are cooler.
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

Already am
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guest from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:

I would be a ninja
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guest from New Hampshire, United States 1 month ago:

Ninja's were dishonorable peasants who killed the Japanese nobility.
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 1 month ago:

Assassins creed IV
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Yurnero514 Bronze Medal from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

Ninja. Swiftly strike down all adversaries with great strength.
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

The chair I'm sitting in on is being weird........ okay so the chair is dead. Who knows we're what's from?
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

I said a Pinja that that came from here -touches area over heart- uh wait guys wait a sec........ okay so
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guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

who says i'm already not one....
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guest from Nova Scotia, Canada 1 month ago:

Lol inner ninja do do do my inner ninja
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Ninja. ASIAN SWAG
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guest from Cheshire, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

The 31% are in fact ninjas in disguise
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

One word- tampons
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AnonymousStalker Silver Medal Blue Star from Jawa Barat, Indonesia 1 month ago:

ninjas are awesome and sneaky!
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

Pirate
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

I'm Asian,of course I wana be a facking ninja
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guest from Queensland, Australia 1 month ago:

JACK SPARROW IS MY GOD!!!!!
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

Only because of Jack Sparrow in the pic <3

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