Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 6 years ago)

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808,803 votes
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Guys
7,833 votes
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29%
Girls
5,152 votes
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39.7%
Unknowns
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32.38%

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Mexico
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Argentina
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Italy
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France
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Philippines
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Colombia
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Singapore
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United Arab Emirates
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Portugal
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Chile
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Finland
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Indonesia
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Romania
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Brazil
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Belgium
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Malaysia
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71%
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India
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Greece
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Croatia
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Serbia
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Saudi Arabia
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Austria
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Poland
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Czech Republic
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Hong Kong
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Bulgaria
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Puerto Rico
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Hungary
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53%
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Slovenia
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Ecuador
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Uruguay
984 votes
65%
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Estonia
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Kuwait
899 votes
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Japan
852 votes
68%
32%
Thailand
850 votes
66%
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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804 votes
61%
39%
Costa Rica
795 votes
66%
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Iceland
783 votes
58%
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Egypt
744 votes
61%
39%
Macedonia
734 votes
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Latvia
717 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
676 votes
71%
29%
Vietnam
659 votes
73%
27%
Qatar
658 votes
66%
34%
Slovakia
654 votes
55%
45%
Pakistan
635 votes
58%
42%
Albania
573 votes
55%
45%
Russia
531 votes
55%
45%
Panama
529 votes
62%
38%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Lebanon
468 votes
68%
32%
Taiwan
410 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
408 votes
62%
38%
Malta
408 votes
62%
38%
Honduras
375 votes
75%
25%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
375 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
372 votes
72%
28%
China
351 votes
72%
28%
Morocco
347 votes
57%
43%
Guatemala
346 votes
65%
35%
Jamaica
341 votes
79%
21%
Bahrain
326 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Korea
319 votes
68%
32%
Georgia
312 votes
59%
41%
Ukraine
290 votes
58%
42%
Paraguay
267 votes
63%
37%
El Salvador
264 votes
64%
36%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Guam
256 votes
73%
27%
Iraq
255 votes
58%
42%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Unknown
249 votes
63%
37%
Kenya
242 votes
65%
35%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Bahamas
230 votes
74%
26%
Bolivia
221 votes
60%
40%
Luxembourg
208 votes
61%
39%
Algeria
204 votes
47%
53%
Bangladesh
203 votes
62%
38%
Tunisia
201 votes
54%
46%
Montenegro
186 votes
65%
35%
Oman
177 votes
72%
28%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Brunei
171 votes
77%
23%
Mauritius
156 votes
58%
42%
Barbados
132 votes
78%
22%
Sri Lanka
130 votes
54%
46%
Nicaragua
129 votes
69%
31%
Isle of Man
127 votes
73%
27%
Nepal
125 votes
68%
32%
Jersey
121 votes
64%
36%
Cambodia
116 votes
78%
22%
Iran
111 votes
55%
45%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Maldives
105 votes
42%
58%
Faroe Islands
105 votes
62%
38%
Suriname
105 votes
74%
26%
Aruba
100 votes
74%
26%
Nigeria
94 votes
71%
29%
Bermuda
93 votes
76%
24%
Cayman Islands
85 votes
61%
39%
Mongolia
85 votes
71%
29%
Belize
85 votes
64%
36%
Curaçao
80 votes
71%
29%
Azerbaijan
77 votes
65%
35%
Namibia
72 votes
72%
28%
Ghana
63 votes
76%
24%
Guernsey
61 votes
66%
34%
Armenia
60 votes
53%
47%
Republic of Moldova
58 votes
67%
33%
Kazakhstan
57 votes
75%
25%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Belarus
54 votes
59%
41%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Gibraltar
53 votes
62%
38%
Seychelles
52 votes
54%
46%
Palestine
52 votes
67%
33%
Syria
49 votes
63%
37%
Sudan
48 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
46 votes
78%
22%
Antigua and Barbuda
40 votes
70%
30%
Fiji
39 votes
72%
28%
Andorra
39 votes
62%
38%
Myanmar [Burma]
35 votes
69%
31%
Botswana
33 votes
67%
33%
Tanzania
31 votes
58%
42%
Zimbabwe
30 votes
63%
37%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
29 votes
76%
24%
Reunion
29 votes
45%
55%
Senegal
27 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
26 votes
58%
42%
Zambia
26 votes
73%
27%
New Caledonia
25 votes
64%
36%
Sint Maarten
25 votes
68%
32%
Northern Mariana Islands
24 votes
75%
25%
U.S. Virgin Islands
24 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
23 votes
74%
26%
Saint Lucia
23 votes
74%
26%
Grenada
21 votes
76%
24%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Macao
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Dominica
18 votes
72%
28%
Afghanistan
18 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
18 votes
83%
17%
Turks and Caicos Islands
17 votes
53%
47%
Ethiopia
16 votes
69%
31%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Laos
15 votes
73%
27%
Madagascar
14 votes
64%
36%
Angola
14 votes
71%
29%
Libya
14 votes
64%
36%
Greenland
13 votes
77%
23%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Swaziland
13 votes
85%
15
British Virgin Islands
12 votes
75%
25%
Åland
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Uzbekistan
11 votes
73%
27%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
10 votes
60%
40%
Anguilla
10 votes
70%
30%
Guadeloupe
10 votes
80%
20%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Bonaire
10 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
9 votes
56%
44%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Liechtenstein
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Martin
8 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
8 votes
75%
25%
Cameroon
8 votes
38%
62%
American Samoa
8 votes
63%
37%
Yemen
7 votes
86%
14
Vanuatu
7 votes
71%
29%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
6 votes
67%
33%
Kyrgyzstan
6 votes
67%
33%
Cuba
6 votes
83%
17%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Papua New Guinea
5 votes
40%
60%
Liberia
5 votes
40%
60%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Samoa
4 votes
75%
25%
Rwanda
4 votes
75%
25%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Cape Verde
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Federated States of Micronesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Gambia
2 votes
100%
East Timor
2 votes
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Benin
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +2383
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico +400
    eliyahm FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    I'm not going to live the life of an outlaw!
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    11 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    BOOTY
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    12 hours ago
    ico
    candycat2012 Female from Louisiana, United States
    A ninja will be more flexible, and faster.
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    No no no no head hanging!!:) and quest from Texas sex is not a good thing!!:(
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Who else saw Jack Sparrow and clicked it?
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ninja assassin their the same thing
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    None of the above
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Easy peasy
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    Ahoy me maty i got me booty and that's how pirates talk
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    you can be a pirate ninga
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates*
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    believe it or not piarates back then had horrible lifes
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would be a ninja that steals pirates booty, and a legend or whateva
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    NINJA, usually i'll tell you the story.
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    I have seasickness so um..yeah
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    both
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Stealing is the answer
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    I like anima. Anima comes from Japan. Japanese people made ninja!!!!
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Shush
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    I'd rather be unknown then known
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja is my fav kind of class besides archer
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    NINJA
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Thanh Pho Ha Noi, Vietnam
    This is like choosing between Naruto and One Piece
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    1 week ago
    ico
    sreypichkim from Thanh Pho Ha Noi, Vietnam
    This is like choosing between Naruto and One Piece
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    1 week ago
    ico
    sreypichkim from Thanh Pho Ha Noi, Vietnam
    This is like choosing between Naruto and One piece
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Granpa*
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    guys a ninja is rude my dads garndoa is the famus gasperilla pirate
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    SERIOUSLY!!!!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    I'm already a ninja and I don't want to be a pirate
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Of course be a pirate.....ONE PIECE baby yeah
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Lima, Peru
    Love katanas
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Now you see me now you dont
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    ninjas get away with theft
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    1 week ago
    ico
    CosmicStarRider Male from North Carolina, United States
    i can be a pirate ninja!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    PIRATES ARE NINJASSS BOIII
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Ninga are quiet pirates without boats
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I want to be a ninja pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Both
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    NIN NIN !!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    You can be a pirate assassin, duh! (Edward Kenway)
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    A pirate dies
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Booty is money in pirate language
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i want to be a ninja pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Do i get a piece of eight?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Naruto
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    One piece vs narrow
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    I have lost faith in who ever pick pirate because the have booty
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Assassins Creed Black Flag, you're technically both. Boom.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    do u mean money or ass
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Outlaws are the best Fujck the rules
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Who da hell doesn't wants to be like Naruto?
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Coward vs rich coward
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas don't get diseases and scurvy
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    i wanna parcour like a boss B)
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    You are a pirate! But I am a ninja!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I rather not have scruvy, fight other pirates, possibly dangerous ocean life, maybe get lost in the middle of the OCEAN!, no food, no fresh water, and no way to clean my self.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    ninja are sneeky
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Espirito Santo, Brazil
    Naruto vs one piece... WHAT DO I DO
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm already a ninja ⚔
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    YA HAR FIDDLY DEE
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    i am not a somaliaan so i go with a ninja
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Central Singapore Community Development Council, Singapore
    am i jack sparow
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of diirt
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    I AM A CHING CHONG NINJA
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    BOTH COOL TOO COOL SKKKIIIIPPPP
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Can I get both?\
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    I'm 50% ninja already because being asian's half the battle
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    naruto
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Saint George, Grenada
    NINJA BECAUSE THERE COOL
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I couldn't really choose, i just chose some random one
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause I WOULD STEEL EVERYONES GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I would be a ninja. Slash slash
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! (spoken)You are a pirate! (crowd)Yay! We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away! We'll dig up the box, (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say hooray! (girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. If you love to sail the sea, You are a pirate! (spoken)Weigh anchooor! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Arr yarr, ahoy and avast, dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahaha! (Yay!) We're sailing away (set sail!), Adventure awaits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until its time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again! (girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. If you love to sail the sea, You are a pirate! Laaaand ho! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! (spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads, Wherever you go! (singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below, You are a pirate! (spoken)Hahahahaa! You're a pirate!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I dream of being a ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    i get sea sick
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninja easy pirates don't have any purpose now with all of are technology
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ninjas are amazing things
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Hey where is he? I'm behind you I'm on top of you it's ez to get treasure
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    You didnt even see me click the ninja button *fades into the shadows*
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    ninja are bae
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Khomas, Namibia
    HIDE THE RUM
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    What you gonna do when you get that butt?...Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Pirates wold be like don't touch my booty!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    Extremely cool person who fights off enemies or extinct people who got deadly diseases and poor hygiene ...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Just like the screen of roblox would you rather
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates are bad ass!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninjas are way cooler
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    both will make people think your crazy
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I'd be fine either way
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    NINJAS HAVE REALLY GOOD REFLEXES
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    so would I rather be a super cool Japanese stealth assassin guy, or a disease ridden thief rapist murderer? like if you agree.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Haha! That is funny plus if you were a pirate you would be richhh
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North East Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
    ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Rich af and pretty hardcore
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE DO WHAT YA WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I would be a ninja because I could rob a bank without anybody noticing
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    lol I'm practically a ninja now LOL
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    jack s
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    no I am captain Jack Sparrow the original not you. savvy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    i want to be a pirate ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja cause I can't swim very well
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Sarawak, Malaysia
    ASSASINS!! F*** YEAAHHHH
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I GET TO KILL POEPLE AND HAVE GOLD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    You can kill and not get arrested
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    pirates are missives ninjas are boring
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    1 month ago
    ico
    c00lkidd Male from England, United Kingdom
    Wow this is from roblox
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from East Java, Indonesia
    naruto or luffy?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    ninja pirate or pirate ninja.
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    arg matey
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    ninga
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    1 month ago
    ico
    cliffv Male from Utah, United States
    pirates have no special skills... they are scum.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Id be bar boss a he is my inspiration
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Balearic Islands, Spain
    jutsu!!!!!!!!!!1
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Life as a pirate is a hard life which usually ends in death
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    IM NEXT TO YOU
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    A pirate is rich.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas where unpaid assassins JOHNY DEP ALL THE WAY
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    I'd rather not be a pirate like Jacob sartorious..
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Poop deck :P clean meh poop deck :P
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    as long I'm jacksparo first mate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    Do what you want cause a pirate is free.
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    girl pirates get men
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    cha
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Can't swim
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas were servants of the Daimyo's very much needed and payed pretty well with low chance of drowning
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    2 WORDS JOHNNY DEPP
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A ninja so you can jump high and run fast as flash
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A Ninja so you can have nuckles
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I can be Jack Sparrow! I can be friends with Gibbs and Will Turner!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Dihok, Iraq
    i choose the pirate life why? cuz.. EDWARD KENWAY AND JACK SPARROW YOU ARE PIRATE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates would get killed
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Pirates have to deal with other pirates and walking the plank and getting shot etc.But with a ninja...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    And this is the day that you almost caught Jack Sparrow by
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ""
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    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Well, considering I already practice Ninjutsu..
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Usuihinato Female from Delaware, United States
    The ninja looks like he's a teenager wearing a 15 costume
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    ico
    AlyGurl4ever from Maine, United States
    I wanna be a ninja because....because....NINJA!!!!
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    thats funny
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    RASANGAN
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    johny depp yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I WANNA FIGHT THE KRAKEN!!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat Masqat, Oman
    ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    relles the kacine
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninja Pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Munster, Ireland
    I get seasick
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I could save lives
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    a ninja so cool with samorai
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    What kind of question is that I know that pirates dum
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mayorality of Baghdad, Iraq
    COOL
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    2 months ago
    ico
    stanikh Male from England, United Kingdom
    you get a kitana if your a niga
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    Ja my to
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Noooooooooooo
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Some parts o pirates o the Caribbean are disgusting but I like pirates better
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    LOVE
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    DAMN YEAH I LOVE FNAF AND I WOULD LOE TO BE FOXY MATES.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    boty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    a ninja is cool but a pirate is called both
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    pirates get a more chance of dieing
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    #PIRATESAREGAY
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    Lol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I don't like the ocean
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Oh m8
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Know one knows yet. Muahaha
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninja pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    I want to be like Naruto
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    Neighborprism Male from Hawaii, United States
    A stereotype pirate I want to be a stereotype pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico +3
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Every one comment I'm liking all of them
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    2 months ago
    ico +3
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    LOL
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    2 months ago
    ico +2
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Arrrr mat tea
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    GET IT TO 69%
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    I like pirates and I just wanted to click on jack sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    yo ho ho already am I steal
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    freyag FemaleBronze Medal from Massachusetts, United States
    Be awesome...
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    markg3 Male from Rhode Island, United States
    ninja's are badass
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Time to go steel some cargo
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ohio, United States
    no booty fo u
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    zainaa FemaleSilver Medal from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    A pie rat.
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    GENJI
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Piedmont, Italy
    YARR HARR FIDDLE DE DEEEE
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Wo,wo,wo nijas are much cooler. Pirates are bad fighters. Also, pirates have bad smell and rotten teech
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    Depends. Would you be an awesome captain and die rich like Edward Kenway?
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    If I were a pirate tho I would have to walk the plank since I'm female ;-;
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I would so be a pirate, because after watching Five Nights at Freddys GIFs, the pirates always get DA BOOTY!!! LMAO
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    A ninja man Pirates are gay
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas have da skillz