Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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513,714 votes
2,755 comments

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Guys
5,607 votes
72.4%
27.6%
Girls
4,178 votes
61.2%
38.8%
Unknowns
503,929 votes
67.63%
32.37%

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United States
284,584 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
51,344 votes
67%
33%
Australia
29,929 votes
69%
31%
Canada
29,289 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
7,643 votes
66%
34%
Netherlands
7,239 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
5,625 votes
71%
29%
Sweden
4,515 votes
67%
33%
Ireland
4,419 votes
69%
31%
Italy
4,348 votes
52%
48%
Norway
3,712 votes
66%
34%
France
3,609 votes
58%
42%
Denmark
3,123 votes
67%
33%
Portugal
2,454 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
2,366 votes
61%
39%
Singapore
2,342 votes
73%
27%
Finland
2,242 votes
62%
38%
Spain
2,149 votes
60%
40%
Brazil
2,134 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,093 votes
76%
24%
Belgium
2,012 votes
60%
40%
United Arab Emirates
1,965 votes
66%
34%
Romania
1,837 votes
59%
41%
South Africa
1,549 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
1,481 votes
56%
44%
India
1,375 votes
62%
38%
Greece
1,295 votes
56%
44%
Serbia
1,230 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
1,206 votes
71%
29%
Israel
1,150 votes
62%
38%
Austria
1,137 votes
61%
39%
Switzerland
1,132 votes
65%
35%
Saudi Arabia
1,076 votes
65%
35%
Poland
995 votes
60%
40%
Turkey
956 votes
55%
45%
Argentina
920 votes
63%
37%
Hong Kong
901 votes
71%
29%
Indonesia
894 votes
67%
33%
Bulgaria
761 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
732 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
690 votes
54%
46%
Czech Republic
657 votes
58%
42%
Estonia
608 votes
58%
42%
Japan
595 votes
69%
31%
Puerto Rico
579 votes
62%
38%
Iceland
512 votes
57%
43%
Colombia
500 votes
58%
42%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
489 votes
66%
34%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Egypt
481 votes
63%
37%
Thailand
478 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
471 votes
68%
32%
Latvia
444 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Lithuania
384 votes
60%
40%
Slovakia
371 votes
56%
44%
Qatar
344 votes
66%
34%
Chile
342 votes
62%
38%
Macedonia
335 votes
58%
42%
Taiwan
323 votes
62%
38%
China
296 votes
74%
26%
Vietnam
292 votes
75%
25%
Pakistan
281 votes
57%
43%
Albania
263 votes
56%
44%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Cyprus
254 votes
64%
36%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Lebanon
240 votes
68%
32%
Venezuela
238 votes
71%
29%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Malta
234 votes
63%
37%
Russia
230 votes
57%
43%
Costa Rica
222 votes
68%
32%
Dominican Republic
219 votes
69%
31%
Trinidad and Tobago
216 votes
75%
25%
Morocco
208 votes
60%
40%
Jamaica
192 votes
79%
21%
Bahrain
184 votes
67%
33%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Ukraine
173 votes
57%
43%
Panama
165 votes
58%
42%
Georgia
162 votes
57%
43%
Unknown
160 votes
63%
37%
Peru
149 votes
64%
36%
Guam
148 votes
72%
28%
Bahamas
145 votes
72%
28%
Republic of Korea
142 votes
68%
32%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
139 votes
72%
28%
Kenya
135 votes
67%
33%
Luxembourg
134 votes
58%
42%
Tunisia
125 votes
58%
42%
Ecuador
118 votes
61%
39%
Uruguay
115 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
109 votes
51%
49%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Bangladesh
99 votes
66%
34%
Guatemala
97 votes
68%
32%
Montenegro
97 votes
59%
41%
Iraq
94 votes
52%
48%
Honduras
93 votes
72%
28%
Jersey
88 votes
67%
33%
Oman
83 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
83 votes
63%
37%
Barbados
80 votes
80%
20%
Mauritius
78 votes
51%
49%
Sri Lanka
71 votes
59%
41%
Faroe Islands
65 votes
58%
42%
Brunei
62 votes
76%
24%
Aruba
59 votes
76%
24%
Bermuda
58 votes
76%
24%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
El Salvador
56 votes
70%
30%
Maldives
55 votes
40%
60%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Nigeria
53 votes
70%
30%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
50 votes
56%
44%
Cayman Islands
48 votes
65%
35%
Cambodia
48 votes
79%
21%
Belize
47 votes
62%
38%
Paraguay
44 votes
66%
34%
Guernsey
43 votes
60%
40%
Mongolia
43 votes
72%
28%
Nepal
42 votes
69%
31%
Suriname
39 votes
74%
26%
Bolivia
38 votes
66%
34%
Nicaragua
36 votes
61%
39%
Belarus
35 votes
57%
43%
Gibraltar
32 votes
59%
41%
Iran
30 votes
60%
40%
Armenia
30 votes
50%
50%
Antigua and Barbuda
30 votes
70%
30%
Azerbaijan
29 votes
59%
41%
Namibia
29 votes
79%
21%
Curaçao
29 votes
72%
28%
Ghana
28 votes
75%
25%
Kazakhstan
27 votes
74%
26%
Guyana
27 votes
78%
22%
Republic of Moldova
25 votes
52%
48%
Sudan
23 votes
70%
30%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
19 votes
84%
16%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Syria
18 votes
61%
39%
Uganda
18 votes
56%
44%
Reunion
17 votes
41%
59%
Saint Lucia
16 votes
63%
37%
Senegal
15 votes
47%
53%
Fiji
15 votes
87%
13
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Tanzania
14 votes
71%
29%
Myanmar [Burma]
13 votes
54%
46%
Haiti
13 votes
85%
15
Grenada
13 votes
77%
23%
Zambia
13 votes
77%
23%
Palestine
13 votes
69%
31%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
U.S. Virgin Islands
12 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
12 votes
83%
17%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Mozambique
11 votes
73%
27%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Zimbabwe
11 votes
73%
27%
Andorra
10 votes
50%
50%
Angola
10 votes
60%
40%
Afghanistan
10 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Madagascar
10 votes
60%
40%
Northern Mariana Islands
8 votes
88%
12
Swaziland
8 votes
75%
25%
Åland
8 votes
50%
50%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Dominica
8 votes
63%
37%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
New Caledonia
8 votes
63%
37%
Turks and Caicos Islands
8 votes
63%
37%
Macao
7 votes
86%
14
Laos
7 votes
57%
43%
Liechtenstein
7 votes
57%
43%
Ethiopia
7 votes
57%
43%
Cameroon
6 votes
33%
67%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Guadeloupe
6 votes
67%
33%
British Virgin Islands
6 votes
67%
33%
Sint Maarten
6 votes
83%
17%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
French Polynesia
5 votes
60%
40%
Greenland
5 votes
100%
Yemen
5 votes
80%
20%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Anguilla
5 votes
80%
20%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
Bonaire
4 votes
75%
25%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
3 votes
33%
67%
Uzbekistan
3 votes
67%
33%
Saint Martin
3 votes
67%
33%
Liberia
3 votes
33%
67%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Libya
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Somalia
2 votes
50%
50%
Samoa
2 votes
50%
50%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I just want Johnny Depp
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    4 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Texas, United States
    I would choose ninja but johnny depp looks so hot in that pic *-*
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Foxy the pirate ;)
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    The Black Pearl ⛵
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    So be an asian assassin thats nowhere near as cool as media portrays, or be an engish criminal way more badass than is portrayed?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Well it depends... Do I get to be Jack Sparrow... Only if I was Jack Sparrow would I be a pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    wait im both HA ha
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    Id like to be a pirate but Thalassophobia
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    I'm a Ninja Pirate. Yes, Those Really Existed In 1600s Japan.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Cruise all the time!
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    5 months ago
    ico
    iisteeveii Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    One Piece -vs- Naruto
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Have 33% of people not seen Naruto???
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gauteng, South Africa
    Anyone who chose a pirates life has watches to much PoTC and not enough History Channel
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from County Waterford, Ireland
    You are a pirate I love fnaf who's with me
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    5 months ago
    ico
    diegom MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    pirate that get money and sh*t from plundering and ningas noda
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    WOW "guest from texas" WOW!! Soooo mature of you
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    ADIOS school
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    My dad is a black belt, my brother is a red belt, and I'm a gery belt, my family is a ninja family o_0
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    A ninja who became a pirate.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from St. Helens, United Kingdom
    Skill!
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom
    Just because of johnny
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    The life of a pirate is a life of freedom and adventure. Ninjas have bosses, and have to do as they're told.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin City, Ireland
    ninja is awsome
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Filthy pirate scum
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    i can be like foxy
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Like if you seen Captain Jack Sparoww
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Pirates are pingases lel
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    If you was a ninjas you could get booty without anybody knowing but pirate ftw
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninjas have better hygiene.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bern, Switzerland
    Anyone else just see Johnny Depp and click pirate?
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bucuresti, Romania
    Morții vostri
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    6 months ago
    ico
    EpicDudeFromMars MaleSilver Medal from Victoria, Australia
    PIRATES FTW!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    kikicomonofernr FemaleSilver Medal from Oregon, United States
    Ninja's are far more badass.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I love ninjas the rock!!!!!!!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates get scurvy.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Swiggity Swooty, comin' in fo' dat Booty.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    fear of the ocean
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    6 months ago
    ico
    PoopLoser69 MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Washington, United States
    so I can plunder your booty
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Be assassins creed 4 in real life or be just as good but dressed stupid
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninjas swords merder what isn't to love about ninjas
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates suck what can you do?
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I can already sail so I could be a pirate who is highly trained in martial arts
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    6 months ago
    ico
    gokufireballz MaleSilver Medal from Khomas, Namibia
    pirate ninja ha i bet you did not see that
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Yar har you are a pirate
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    i would like to be johnny depp, yes!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    im a pirate anyways... ;)
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirate
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Limburg, Netherlands
    Pirate ninjas are better.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninja will keep u hidden like in a girls locker room
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i get drunk and be happy
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    i have always wanted to do flips and stuff
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    6 months ago
    ico
    eliyahm FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    Heck, I ain't living the life of an outlaw!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    libbiei FemaleBronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    i wanna be captain jack sparrow!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I can be like Edward ken way From Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag, I can have the skills of a ninja l, but be a PIRATE!!!!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninja Because when I learn to sail and get a ship, I can be a PIRATE NINJA!!!!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Qormi, Malta
    no
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    if you where a pirate you would be hanged if you where cought
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    "This answer comes from right here, my heart. Pinja" - Andy Biersack, 2010
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Katana for the win!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I just don't want to be asian
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas are good. Sometimes
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    ninjas are epic
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom
    YAR HAR FIDDLEY DEE
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas Deflect Bullets Pirates get shot by bullets and think with enough gadgets and skill i can become DarkFlyingEcholocationAnimal Man
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    6 months ago
    ico
    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    R!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    WHAT A PRIATE FAV LETTER?
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from In-Naxxar, Malta
    well that wasabit
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    "NARUTO" "SASUKE"
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    i already answered as a ninja before
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninjas are WAY better
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Anybody else see Captain Jack Sparrow and be like "YES!"
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Treasure
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    6 months ago
    ico
    Then I want to be a ninja in the anime Naruto!!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Côtes-d'Armor, France
    Only Bc Johnny depp
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Pirates search for treasure
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    If I'm a nija I can sneak on a pirate ship
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    well i mean only one of them is illegal so
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pinja
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    Yeah, I'd rather not have scurvy.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninja pirate.....but ninja
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    HI
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    whos going to see me
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    what kind of coke
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Zealand, Denmark
    BOOTY PIRATe
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Who else say Ninja and just clicked it.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    My dream is to become a pirate ninja
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ai capn
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates got BOOTY!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where the BOTH button :(
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates scare me
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Both. Become a pirate ninja!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I WOULD BE A NINJA PIRATE!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    one piece
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Getting body parts is just discussing. I want to be a pirate bc I wanna be a mini Jack Sparrow
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central District, Israel
    Ninja is so much cooler
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would look stupid in both outfits
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    ico
    guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom
    Jack Sparrow. Fvcking badass
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirate ninja :P
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    guest from Jerusalem, Israel
    I'm afraid of drowning
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Netherlands
    THIS WAS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT THE UNKNOWN GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate
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    7 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    B*tch pls, why not both... so Edward Kenway it is.
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirtate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    id be a character from naruto. most likely itachi. tsukinomi my problems away. go blind. sister facepalms as i do the whole 'sasuke you are my new light!' just because i can.
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    7 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Has any one ever seen pirates of the carribean. Amazing. Although im a man, i love ya johnney depp and orlando bloom
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    7 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are cool btw im a tomboy :P:3
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    DO WHAT U WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, U R A PIRATE!!!
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    guest from California, United States
    Screech!
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    guest from New York, United States
    I will be a ninja pirate. I will kick booty
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    It was dangerous for female pirates- a lot of men thought they were bad luck so kicked them off the ship and even if they were accepted they were just there to reproduce- it's disgusting
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    guest from Florida, United States
    A life of plunder and debauchery for me
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    guest from California, United States
    Just said cause of jack sparrow
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    how could I NOT PICK JOHNNY DEPPS PICTURE?
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    What if I was a ninja with Jack Sparrow?
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Central Jutland, Denmark
    naruto1
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Just because it's Jack Sparrow. I'm choosing pirate.
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    guest from New York, United States
    pirates may get the booty, but i stealth into the booty ;)
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    hallaveryh from North Carolina, United States
    pirate all the way
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    linnellg MaleBronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    You are a pirate! Yar har dee duh da dee...
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    guest from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
    A ninja in a pirate outfit (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Arthur Kirkland ftw
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    PIRATES ARE THE BEST!!!! Ahem, woo go pirates.
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    guest from Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom
    come on its jack sparrow who dident click that straight away
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    christopherm MaleGold Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    what if I became a pirate in the middle of my career? or vice versa?
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    giannaj FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    DUH
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Assassins creed black flags has too much sailing
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    7 months ago
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    cutemuffins Female from United States
    NINJAS ARE AWESOME!!
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    7 months ago
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    SarahGibsonxd FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    Reason: Booze and gold.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    PIRATE EVERYTHING!!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I would love to marry Jack Sparrow.... Love him with all my heart! Eyeliner Is what gets me I think... But only on him.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A ninja is better
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    8 months ago
    ico
    StasiaAJ Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    ThicketTail909 FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Indiana, United States
    Foxy da PIRATE Fox!!!!! (Plus I
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    More free
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    8 months ago
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    guest from South Africa
    Why not be a Ninja-Pirate!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates tend to end up poor and stuff.
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Raaaaasengan!!!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from County Waterford, Ireland
    ninjas never fought and rarely killed plus they did not wear black only dark gray
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Texas, United States
    was anybody else hoping this would come up
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    JadeKenworthy FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    Only clicked because I saw Captain Jack Sparrow
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Pirates because they're just better I'll give ya 3 examples that'll change ur mind 1. Jack sparrow 2. Monkey d. Luffy 3. Roronoro zoro
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Al Asimah, Kuwait
    Just pirates They're So much better I'll give u 3 examples which will change ur mind
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Sea ninja?
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    8 months ago
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    ladang MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Pirates suck
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    8 months ago
    ico
    jasonm2 MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Only if im Captain Jack Sparrow
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I kill all pirate without you knowing
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I'm already playing pirate after
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Captain Hook from OUAT because he is bae
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Read the young samurai books THEY'VE GOT NINJA PIRATES
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    Yo ho a pirates life 4 me
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ginger+ninja=ginja
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    8 months ago
    ico
    Silvergirl FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Pirates are rapists who fight for money while ninjas are (generally) heroes and are fighting for their country.
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    1p2a3p4e5 FemaleSilver Medal from Georgia, United States
    pirates are greedy
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    No your not guest from Malta Johnny depp is
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    ico
    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    If it was that pirate would
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Carter is a girl
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    And also he tried to hit Carter, so I hit him.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I want to cut Jack R in to pieces when I am a ninja. I really hate Jack R. he's a weirdo
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    i barf on boats
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Both
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninjas look cooler and don't get scurvy
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    guest from California, United States
    An assassin pirate
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas can slice pirates less then 5 seconds
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I like da booty
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Wish i could be a pirate ninja
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Pirates are dirty.
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    ico
    FrostBite FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    That's Johnny Depp.... he attracted my mouse
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    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    true storybnhmt
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    ninja pirate
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    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Come on matters we are going on an adventure to unicornlandia
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    A pirate is a person who commits a crime on a beach...
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas get Southeastern Asian booty
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    8 months ago
    ico
    " i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats in side it!"
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    cardboardcherry Silver Medal from Selangor, Malaysia
    Uh hello... backflips ftw
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Jack Sparrow is hot, I'm sorry I cannot hold it in any longer, like if you agree.
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be the best captain ever!
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Girls hate both!!!
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    guest from California, United States
    pirates get guns... i like guns
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    ID BE FOXY!!!!!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Hordaland Fylke, Norway
    Pirateee
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    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    I'd rather not be seasick
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    kiwi_bird_J FemaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    I already am a Pirate
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas have less chance to drown
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    The kind in Naruto.
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    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    Pirate because jack sparrow
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Naruto or luffy
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    9 months ago
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    guest from South Africa
    67% of people proudly increase global warming