Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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192,573 votes
1,461 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,189 votes
74.3%
25.7%
Girls
2,040 votes
64.4%
35.6%
Unknowns
188,344 votes
69.1%
30.9%

Votes by country map view

United States
129,433 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
13,112 votes
68%
32%
Canada
10,857 votes
70%
30%
Australia
9,426 votes
70%
30%
Germany
2,026 votes
65%
35%
Unknown
1,714 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands
1,703 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
1,556 votes
72%
28%
Ireland
1,240 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,058 votes
67%
33%
France
1,005 votes
55%
45%
Sweden
927 votes
63%
37%
Singapore
750 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
747 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
712 votes
63%
37%
Denmark
658 votes
66%
34%
Italy
640 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
538 votes
78%
22%
Brazil
537 votes
62%
38%
Romania
501 votes
60%
40%
United Arab Emirates
476 votes
68%
32%
Finland
463 votes
65%
35%
India
458 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
457 votes
67%
33%
Spain
386 votes
58%
42%
Croatia
360 votes
58%
42%
Belgium
349 votes
61%
39%
Hong Kong
329 votes
73%
27%
Saudi Arabia
302 votes
65%
35%
Israel
298 votes
66%
34%
Malaysia
297 votes
71%
29%
Japan
290 votes
70%
30%
Switzerland
287 votes
64%
36%
Austria
281 votes
65%
35%
Serbia
267 votes
56%
44%
Greece
234 votes
60%
40%
China
227 votes
77%
23%
Puerto Rico
225 votes
63%
37%
Turkey
224 votes
50%
50%
Poland
212 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
208 votes
54%
46%
Taiwan
184 votes
55%
45%
Czech Republic
181 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
181 votes
67%
33%
South Korea
165 votes
69%
31%
Argentina
164 votes
60%
40%
Bulgaria
162 votes
60%
40%
Estonia
160 votes
56%
44%
Colombia
156 votes
56%
44%
Russian Federation
148 votes
50%
50%
Iceland
148 votes
63%
37%
Egypt
143 votes
64%
36%
Thailand
118 votes
66%
34%
Lithuania
111 votes
66%
34%
Kuwait
108 votes
75%
25%
Hungary
106 votes
55%
45%
Pakistan
100 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
98 votes
68%
32%
Slovakia
90 votes
61%
39%
Latvia
85 votes
56%
44%
Qatar
84 votes
69%
31%
Malta
80 votes
75%
25%
Lebanon
80 votes
73%
27%
Jamaica
78 votes
79%
21%
Anonymous Proxy
76 votes
74%
26%
Cyprus
73 votes
67%
33%
Costa Rica
73 votes
63%
37%
Chile
72 votes
63%
37%
Dominican Republic
65 votes
68%
32%
Trinidad and Tobago
64 votes
70%
30%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
63 votes
63%
37%
Panama
63 votes
60%
40%
Venezuela
60 votes
67%
33%
Bahrain
55 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
55 votes
82%
18%
Bahamas
54 votes
72%
28%
Macedonia
54 votes
44%
56%
Guam
53 votes
70%
30%
Morocco
49 votes
61%
39%
Georgia
48 votes
44%
56%
Albania
46 votes
50%
50%
Ukraine
45 votes
56%
44%
Luxembourg
41 votes
66%
34%
Jersey
40 votes
60%
40%
Guatemala
38 votes
74%
26%
Netherlands Antilles
33 votes
67%
33%
Honduras
32 votes
75%
25%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
31 votes
52%
48%
Peru
31 votes
55%
45%
Kenya
29 votes
79%
21%
Isle of Man
29 votes
59%
41%
Barbados
28 votes
71%
29%
Ecuador
27 votes
52%
48%
Brunei Darussalam
26 votes
85%
15
Bangladesh
24 votes
67%
33%
Tunisia
23 votes
57%
43%
Bermuda
23 votes
91%
9
Uruguay
22 votes
50%
50%
Mauritius
22 votes
41%
59%
Europe
20 votes
60%
40%
Oman
19 votes
68%
32%
Cayman Islands
19 votes
79%
21%
Sri Lanka
19 votes
74%
26%
Nigeria
18 votes
78%
22%
Montenegro
18 votes
39%
61%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Guernsey
16 votes
56%
44%
Faroe Islands
15 votes
67%
33%
Mongolia
15 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
15 votes
60%
40%
Maldives
14 votes
36%
64%
Bolivia
13 votes
62%
38%
Antigua and Barbuda
13 votes
77%
23%
Aruba
13 votes
69%
31%
Nepal
12 votes
50%
50%
El Salvador
12 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
12 votes
75%
25%
Belize
11 votes
82%
18%
Mariana Islands
11 votes
91%
9
Sudan
10 votes
90%
10
Suriname
10 votes
70%
30%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
10 votes
100%
Syrian Arab Republic
9 votes
56%
44%
Paraguay
9 votes
67%
33%
Cambodia
9 votes
78%
22%
Guyana
9 votes
100%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
9 votes
89%
11
Ghana
9 votes
67%
33%
Azerbaijan
9 votes
44%
56%
Nicaragua
8 votes
38%
62%
Namibia
7 votes
86%
14
Afghanistan
7 votes
43%
57%
Saint Lucia
7 votes
71%
29%
Armenia
7 votes
57%
43%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
71%
29%
Iraq
7 votes
43%
57%
Belarus
7 votes
57%
43%
Haiti
6 votes
83%
17%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
5 votes
60%
40%
Kazakhstan
5 votes
80%
20%
Tanzania, United Republic of
5 votes
60%
40%
Uganda
5 votes
60%
40%
Grenada
5 votes
80%
20%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Aland Islands
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
3 votes
33%
67%
Seychelles
3 votes
33%
67%
Swaziland
3 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Senegal
3 votes
67%
33%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Mozambique
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Botswana
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Angola
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Texas, United States
    I would choose ninja but johnny depp looks so hot in that pic *-*
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    4 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Shadow Jitzu!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    lannanai Female from New Mexico, United States
    "Im a ninja," "No your not" "yes I am did you see me do that?" "Do what?" "Exactly~"
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Who doesn't want to be a ninja?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    My balls won't have to grow weird sh*t on them
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Jack spearow is cool as hell
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja would be boring.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    The cool Johnny Depp pic was so tempting.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja cause im asian
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    NINJA
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    a pirate im already a ninjabecause
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    9 months ago
    ico
    stephaniem3 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Auckland, New Zealand
    Ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja's are friggen awesome!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I would get sea sick
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates lived short and miserable lives
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Yo ho a pirate's life for me....
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    derrr
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Butt pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I'd be Jonny depp
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    People want to kill pirates! Good ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    Mensan MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from New Brunswick, Canada
    One of the most legendary questions.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    I'd be a pinja ;P
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Ninja is cool
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i would be a ninja so i can twerk silently from my tights holding my balls and penis in place
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    What if I'm the pirate assassin in the new assassins creed game there making
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I have sea sick and home sick
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    i will be like NARUTO
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    10 months ago
    ico
    amiij FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    HIIIIIIIIIIII-YA!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are assassins pirates are outlaws
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas are legit!!!!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Derp you can be a ninja and your secret identidy as a pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Do I get devil fruit ?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    ingridd MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    a ninga because pirates never take showers so u will be smelling reallly bad
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I play assassins creed I can be both on the fourth one
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    10 months ago
    ico
    luked MaleBronze MedalBronze Crown from Iowa, United States
    NARUTO vs ONE PIECE
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja b*tches
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    You can't see me!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja's have all the pirate moves
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    10 months ago
    ico
    jaydenwouldrather Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    corrinar FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Seriously...ninja beat out the pirate????? really???? NO WAY!!! Pirate anyday!!! Pirates rule!!!!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Maybe I'm both
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    10 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Australia
    Who doesn't want to be Johnny dep?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm already a ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    chrisl2 MaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    ninjas fast and kill fast and nija
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    NINJA HUG...you never saw it coming
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Yar Har a pirate is free! YOUARE A PIRATE
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Renfrewshire, United Kingdom
    I'm a pirate already
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Is that Grant Imahara?
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    black ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    im all ready a ninja so ill be a ninja pirate who makes doe
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja are generic. They are all about stealth and act badass, but drop like flies in action movies.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    IM ASIAN SO NIJA ALL THA WAY
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    11 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    yar har har it's a pirates life for me
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    go pirates
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I may or may not be ninja already, so............. KUNAI!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    while you're raping wenches I'll be saving princesses
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Dude pirates rock
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninja's get to do all sorts of impossible bullship while pirates get scurvy and lose all their limbs/teeth.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Just because jack sparrow
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    at least ninjas have all there teeth and shower
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    11 months ago
    ico
    captainkittysticks FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from North Carolina, United States
    Pinja.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    Idk
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja of course
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates rock
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    11 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    There was a ninja parade yesterday but everybody missed it...
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    11 months ago
    ico +1
    evelynl FemaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    Pirates because they're rouges and notorious. Probably have more exciting fights, ninjas are too quiet and deadly
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    11 months ago
    ico
    I picked pirate just cause they put Johnny Depp there :P love him
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm already the neon yellow ninja, great for hid and seek in the dark
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    trust me im ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    NINJA!!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Assassinate the pirates!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Al Qahirah, Egypt
    kill me already
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Ninja cause I'm Asian! :D
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    but real men go for the tits
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    stealing software is the highest form of theivery
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!(Anyone Know this song? No?)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    You know....I'm the NOODLE NINJA....but if I'd be like Jack......(and just as handsome ^^...)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate but i wanna be jack sparrow (im 15 and the guys a badass)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western, Sri Lanka
    i'm a pirate on the internet
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    A NINJA BECAUSE I HAVE SWAG AND NINJA SKILLS AT THE SAME TIME I PRACTICE AT 12
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    Pirate! I love their hats.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Limburg, Netherlands
    "Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate."
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    11 months ago
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    kelseyc FemaleBronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    I could go on adventures with Johnny Depp :3
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Belfast, United Kingdom
    I would rather be a Ninja-Pirate-Cyborg-Jesus
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    11 months ago
    ico
    ninja, a super secret ninja!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Ninja all the way. pirates end up either getting killed by gigantic sea monsters or other pirates
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Fruit ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alaska, United States
    bruce lee b*tches
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    11 months ago
    ico
    Im both and if you dont already know im chuck norris
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    Ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    NINJA SKILLS
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    11 months ago
    ico
    rachetura Silver Medal from Connecticut, United States
    cpt. Jack Sparrow is what you shall call me
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I hate pirates
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ninja won:.(
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Why not a ninja pirate