Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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794,125 votes
4,115 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
7,760 votes
71%
29%
Girls
5,099 votes
60.3%
39.7%
Unknowns
781,266 votes
67.59%
32.41%

Votes by country map view

United States
411,774 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
79,913 votes
68%
32%
Canada
42,040 votes
70%
30%
Australia
41,898 votes
69%
31%
Spain
21,246 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
11,557 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
10,805 votes
66%
34%
Mexico
8,527 votes
63%
37%
Argentina
7,993 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
7,949 votes
71%
29%
Ireland
6,348 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
6,010 votes
67%
33%
Italy
5,656 votes
52%
48%
France
5,554 votes
59%
41%
Norway
4,965 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
4,585 votes
68%
32%
Philippines
4,194 votes
76%
24%
Colombia
3,680 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
3,453 votes
74%
26%
United Arab Emirates
3,346 votes
66%
34%
Portugal
3,339 votes
65%
35%
Chile
3,273 votes
60%
40%
Finland
3,147 votes
61%
39%
Indonesia
3,072 votes
63%
37%
Romania
3,066 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
3,063 votes
64%
36%
Belgium
3,017 votes
60%
40%
South Africa
2,834 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
2,483 votes
71%
29%
India
2,405 votes
62%
38%
Greece
2,210 votes
54%
46%
Croatia
2,162 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
1,998 votes
61%
39%
Saudi Arabia
1,925 votes
65%
35%
Turkey
1,800 votes
54%
46%
Switzerland
1,743 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,713 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,709 votes
62%
38%
Venezuela
1,610 votes
68%
32%
Poland
1,578 votes
59%
41%
Peru
1,376 votes
64%
36%
Czech Republic
1,338 votes
57%
43%
Hong Kong
1,286 votes
71%
29%
Bulgaria
1,177 votes
56%
44%
Puerto Rico
1,096 votes
64%
36%
Hungary
1,085 votes
53%
47%
Slovenia
1,025 votes
51%
49%
Ecuador
979 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
970 votes
65%
35%
Estonia
883 votes
58%
42%
Kuwait
868 votes
66%
34%
Japan
834 votes
68%
32%
Thailand
832 votes
66%
34%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
811 votes
66%
34%
Republic of Lithuania
784 votes
61%
39%
Costa Rica
777 votes
66%
34%
Iceland
774 votes
58%
42%
Egypt
729 votes
62%
38%
Macedonia
717 votes
61%
39%
Latvia
698 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
659 votes
72%
28%
Slovakia
650 votes
55%
45%
Vietnam
638 votes
73%
27%
Qatar
626 votes
66%
34%
Pakistan
594 votes
57%
43%
Albania
550 votes
56%
44%
Panama
521 votes
62%
38%
Russia
513 votes
55%
45%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Lebanon
451 votes
67%
33%
Taiwan
404 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
401 votes
61%
39%
Malta
397 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
367 votes
75%
25%
Trinidad and Tobago
361 votes
72%
28%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
360 votes
67%
33%
China
344 votes
72%
28%
Guatemala
341 votes
65%
35%
Morocco
340 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
326 votes
79%
21%
Bahrain
314 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Korea
308 votes
68%
32%
Georgia
305 votes
58%
42%
Ukraine
286 votes
58%
42%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
El Salvador
259 votes
64%
36%
Paraguay
257 votes
63%
37%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Unknown
248 votes
63%
37%
Guam
246 votes
72%
28%
Kenya
236 votes
65%
35%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Iraq
234 votes
59%
41%
Bolivia
218 votes
60%
40%
Bahamas
216 votes
74%
26%
Luxembourg
201 votes
60%
40%
Tunisia
195 votes
53%
47%
Bangladesh
191 votes
61%
39%
Algeria
190 votes
45%
55%
Montenegro
182 votes
64%
36%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Oman
167 votes
73%
27%
Brunei
161 votes
76%
24%
Mauritius
154 votes
58%
42%
Barbados
130 votes
78%
22%
Sri Lanka
127 votes
54%
46%
Isle of Man
125 votes
73%
27%
Nicaragua
125 votes
69%
31%
Jersey
117 votes
63%
37%
Cambodia
112 votes
77%
23%
Nepal
108 votes
69%
31%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Suriname
103 votes
75%
25%
Iran
103 votes
55%
45%
Faroe Islands
102 votes
62%
38%
Maldives
100 votes
42%
58%
Aruba
96 votes
75%
25%
Bermuda
89 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
86 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
83 votes
63%
37%
Mongolia
82 votes
71%
29%
Belize
80 votes
64%
36%
Azerbaijan
74 votes
65%
35%
Curaçao
74 votes
73%
27%
Namibia
68 votes
74%
26%
Guernsey
60 votes
65%
35%
Ghana
59 votes
75%
25%
Armenia
58 votes
53%
47%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Kazakhstan
56 votes
75%
25%
Republic of Moldova
56 votes
68%
32%
Belarus
54 votes
59%
41%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
52 votes
54%
46%
Gibraltar
52 votes
62%
38%
Palestine
51 votes
67%
33%
Syria
47 votes
64%
36%
Guyana
46 votes
78%
22%
Sudan
42 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
39 votes
69%
31%
Fiji
39 votes
72%
28%
Andorra
37 votes
62%
38%
Myanmar [Burma]
34 votes
68%
32%
Tanzania
31 votes
58%
42%
Botswana
30 votes
70%
30%
Zimbabwe
30 votes
63%
37%
Reunion
29 votes
45%
55%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
27 votes
78%
22%
Senegal
27 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
26 votes
58%
42%
Zambia
26 votes
73%
27%
New Caledonia
25 votes
64%
36%
Northern Mariana Islands
24 votes
75%
25%
U.S. Virgin Islands
24 votes
67%
33%
Saint Lucia
23 votes
74%
26%
Sint Maarten
23 votes
65%
35%
Mozambique
21 votes
71%
29%
Grenada
21 votes
76%
24%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Afghanistan
18 votes
50%
50%
Macao
18 votes
89%
11
Haiti
17 votes
82%
18%
Dominica
16 votes
69%
31%
Turks and Caicos Islands
16 votes
50%
50%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Ethiopia
15 votes
67%
33%
Angola
14 votes
71%
29%
Laos
14 votes
71%
29%
Madagascar
13 votes
69%
31%
Greenland
13 votes
77%
23%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Swaziland
13 votes
85%
15
Libya
13 votes
62%
38%
British Virgin Islands
12 votes
75%
25%
Åland
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Uzbekistan
11 votes
73%
27%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
10 votes
60%
40%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Anguilla
9 votes
67%
33%
Guadeloupe
9 votes
78%
22%
Bonaire
9 votes
44%
56%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Liechtenstein
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Martin
8 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
8 votes
75%
25%
Cameroon
8 votes
38%
62%
American Samoa
8 votes
63%
37%
Yemen
7 votes
86%
14
Vanuatu
7 votes
71%
29%
Monaco
7 votes
57%
43%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
6 votes
67%
33%
Kyrgyzstan
6 votes
67%
33%
Cuba
6 votes
83%
17%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Papua New Guinea
5 votes
40%
60%
Liberia
5 votes
40%
60%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Samoa
4 votes
75%
25%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Cape Verde
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Rwanda
3 votes
67%
33%
Federated States of Micronesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Gambia
2 votes
100%
East Timor
2 votes
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
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    1 month ago
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    freyag FemaleBronze Medal from Massachusetts, United States
    Be awesome...
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    1 month ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    yo ho ho already am I steal
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
    NINJAS R BADASS
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Jack sparrow hell yeah
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    6 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I already know high kick spin jump kick spin kick high jump kick and karaty chop!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    anyone who chose ninja is a weeaboo
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Omg so hard
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    6 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ARGG
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Who saw Jack an clicked on pirate
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    6 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Ho he ho, i get free movies i see? Ho he ho i get free in app purchases
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    ninja are sneaky as f**k
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Naruto for the win!!!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    JACK SPARROOOOOOW!!!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Stealing is a sin I mean I'm not saying I don't sin but I don't wanna have a career around it
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'm fast but not the fastest in my class
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    NINGA FOR DAYS BOOOOOY!!!!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    and nows how to move and figt
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    a ninja has better gadgets
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    a pirate is bey sicl
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I friggin LOVE pirates!
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    6 months ago
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    MasterLars MaleBronze Medal from North Brabant, Netherlands
    #ninja2overpowered4me
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I am a ninja
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    6 months ago
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    DeathlyHallows23 FemaleSilver Medal from Nevada, United States
    Yo ho ho, and a bottle rum we go, it's my duty to please that booty!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Naruto!Sasuke!Naruto!Sasuke!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me ~
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    i got a jar of dirrrt i got a jar of dirrrt and guess wats inside it
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Liverpool, United Kingdom
    ninjas dont have guns
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    6 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    A pirate ninja AKA assasians creed black flag
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Pirates are stinking perverts and theifs
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    you cant see me
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirate for life!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Oblast Khaskovo, Bulgaria
    You will remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught captain Jack Sparrow *He's a pirate song*
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Bangkok, Thailand
    You will have ninja stars
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Hi there oh wait you're dead because you found out who I am. Now to hide the body...
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Gun or Katana
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    6 months ago
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    yar har fiddlehe de! pirates for life!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    iam gonna be a be a pirate cuz a pirate is free
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I wanted to pick ninja but did not let me
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    hahahaha
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    what the heck i got a sword
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    im not gonna have scirby for the rest of my life
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Captain Jack Sparrow is my husband
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Two words ninja power!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    ninja have snoke bombs
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Be a pirate then learn the path to become a ninja and BOOM! Pirate ninja confirmed
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    NINJA PIRATE
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Ha u said booty i want some
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Capital Region, Denmark
    hey
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I'll be naruto
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    hannahs7 FemaleSilver Medal from Utah, United States
    JACK SPARROW!!!!
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    6 months ago
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    Neo_Nazi MaleSilver Medal from Troms Fylke, Norway
    Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    pirates can dtown and they stink
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    guest from Central Finland, Finland
    imm a lill drank gimmi moor rom
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Pirates because PayDay II overseas.
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Indiana jones (not pirate) pulls out a gun and shoots a ninja because Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones actor) had the flu on he day they filmed a scene in raiders of the lot ark he was supposed to have a hole battle scene against the but he was sick so he just pulled out his pistol and shot him, they thought it was funny so they kept the scene in the movie, pirate gun, ninja swords and throwing knives what's easier gun or winding up your arm to throw a knife.
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    sparklystar1 FemaleSilver Medal from Queensland, Australia
    yeah booty / gold
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    sparklystar1 FemaleSilver Medal from Queensland, Australia
    ninja suits are uncomfortable
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Black Flag, in real life.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    If I was a ninja I could be a pirate
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    guest from California, United States
    KATAA
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    Ninja101 FemaleBronze Medal from New Brunswick, Canada
    Oh Yeah A Real Ninja
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    Ultimatewouldyourath Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    A for the win
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Naruto...
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    Thelovesickpuppy Silver Medal from Karnataka, India
    Could get away with more stuff if I was a ninja.
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Really I would rather be a ninja
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    guest from Buenos Aires F.D., Argentina
    If i was a ninja i wish i was Naruto and Kakashi
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    7 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    because im a one piece fan
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    i spent a hour disideing on this
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    NINJA 4 U
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    You can have a gun
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    6 months ago
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    guest from North Brabant, Netherlands
    yup :D
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    guest from New York, United States
    one word: GGGGGUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
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    7 months ago
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    guest from County Cork, Ireland
    ninja
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Had had shimberty me being a pirate is already me you are a pirate
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    danielw3 MaleSilver Medal from Michigan, United States
    asasins creed IV is
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Amman Governorate, Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
    pirates and the caribbean my fav movie
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    7 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    a ninja because they get CRUELTY not booty.
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    guest from Lower Austria, Austria
    waht CAPTEN SCHEGSBERE OMM HELLO STUIPIT GUYS
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    guest from Florida, United States
    they asked ninja already and i said ninja, still 'ant' changin
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    Secret (heeeeeeee)
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    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    ninja bombs on call of duty
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    im a ninja
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    draker MaleSilver Medal from Illinois, United States
    EEWWW pirates have nasty stuff in they beards and ninjas get katanas and pirates can sink and die
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    7 months ago
    ico
    Yarrr
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    a pirate you have no skills besides fighting ninjas have skills including fighting
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    7 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i'm a pirate living my live on the seven seas
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I dont want a jar of dirt.
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    DUDE BOOTY IS TREASURE
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    i wouldd be ninja baecuse i would be the best parkourist ever bro
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    jack sparrow!!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    i have a live of a ninja
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    7 months ago
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    pajk Male from Hlavni mesto Praha, Czech Republic
    Naruto or One piece ? not too hard
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    guest from Puerto Rico
    Buuuuhhhhh pirates Suc
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Did anyone just click pirate bc the pirates of the Caribbean
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    7 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm already technically a ninja I know how to do parkour and I have ninja stars
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    atleast I don't have those ugly eyes
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    boo
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    ico +1
    mayral Female from Balearic Islands, Spain
    Johnny Depp slays
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    a pirate CUZ PIARITRE OF THE CARRIBEAN IS GREAT AND Most people think im a pirate with my i ship this and OH NO A CANON
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirate matey
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    guest from Province of Tarlac, Philippines
    I love pirates coz it's more adventurous than doing a boring and sneaky assassination #ARRMateys!
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'm there POOF now I'm here
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Swords
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    I'm already a ninja!! so I'm going to be a pirate!
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Who wants to be a pirate unless you are Jacob Sartoris. Like if you know what I mean.
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    biohazard MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Mayorality of Baghdad, Iraq
    ninja job is to kill people thats not what you want did you
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    guest from Texas, United States
    'cause i look cool in dark
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates could get blown up
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    Ninjas can teleport turn switch into a log so u don't get hit
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    chiarak FemaleBronze Medal from North Holland, Netherlands
    ninja !!!
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    I love jack spiro
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    guest from Central Java, Indonesia
    ok let me get this right , i belive 1 ninja can kill every crue and the captain in 1 night . i realy dont care about treasure
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Pirate set the sails ya scabbin rats ninja what do we do master kung ching
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    guest from Departamento de Guatemala, Guatemala
    Ninjas get really hot female Asian ladys
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I could kick the idiot that made this question
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    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    pirates had a miserable life because a lot of them died on the sea
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    guest from County Cork, Ireland
    pff ninja so to get MORE money with out getting caught i dont want to be jack sparrow
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    HOWWWYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates Are Theifs
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    guest from Rogaland Fylke, Norway
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. Smosh is life
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    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    ninja cuz i can spy on peepz :P (u prob think im very strange and creepy now XD)
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    see ninjas are more interesting and there not like in the movies for all we know they could be your neighbour or your friend.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates eat other people...
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Which is more impressive? being a stinky criminal with bad dental hygiene and an unnatural greed for money or a cool dude that can beat the crap out of anyone and do some insane moves because they have been trained mentally and physically to the peak of human ability?
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates are nothing like fairytails there real and dangerous and once my dad had to fight them
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    guest from Oblast Pleven, Bulgaria
    THE NINJA WIN YEAH
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Jack
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I WOULD BE A NINJA PIE RAT!!!!
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    You wi Captain Jack sparrow to always remember this as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow XD
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Pirate got I'm a kid now VOTE pls and I will be your friend if you don't choose pirate you will be dead for fake I will hurt you take care I'm gonna watch over you choose pirate pls leave a comment bye or else I'm kloie and I'm a kid love me or like a friend tell me now or no see ya hahahah
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate would do anything for some booty literally but ninjas are like a their in the night
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ew
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    A ninja because then most of my life is fairly average farming or if I'm working for a lord I have a legit well paying job as a spy. Pirates lived really crappy lives. (still do)
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    guest from California, United States
    I'm pirating GTA V as we speak, yarrrrr
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Who saw the picture of captain jack sparrow and instantly clicked on him
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    because i have a YT channel named CaptainPanez and i choose the ninja lol
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    i choose wrong
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    guest from East Java, Indonesia
    Become a ninja is my dream
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    Krytek MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Naruto
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    PIRATES GET GOLD LAD!!!
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Yo Ho Yo Ho I Pirates Life For Me ~Johnny Depp
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Pirates get dat booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirate cuz the puc was jqck sparrow
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY XD
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    pirates can fall off the ship
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    MJforever FemaleSilver Medal from Utah, United States
    Who saw Johnny Depp and imediately clicked that one?
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    It means i can speak Chinese :D
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    i just like jack sparrow... i don't care about y booty
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    guest from California, United States
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sowwy little of a fan JK IM A NINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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    gamerfare MaleSilver Medal from Trafford, United Kingdom
    2 words: ninjas are badass
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    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninja katana
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    wiewynl FemaleSilver Medal from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    I'LL BE LUFFY! RATHER THAN NARUTO
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    7 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    "why is the rum gone"
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    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    ninja is cool
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    guest from California, United States
    tf do pirates even do lmao? if i was a ninja i could run on walls and do insane tricks.
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    guest from Texas, United States
    im not using a gun or whatever the pirets used in the old times... when pirets were alive that is.
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    a ninja super hero
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    guest from California, United States
    Stealth is key
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    LEEROYJENKINSGAMING Silver Medal from New York, United States
    Picked pirate bcuz jack sparrow
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    If I was a pirate I could leagly change my name to Captin Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Florida, United States
    That's funny
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    guest from Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay
    aguante yak ssssparoub
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas are quiet and pirates breath stink and they are loud
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Katana to good
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    booty+booty=carabians
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    u shall remember this as the day u ALMOST caught Captian Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Seoul, Republic of Korea
    ONE PIECE!
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    ico
    pirates are mad, like me
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    noahm2 MaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    DO WUT U WANT BECUASE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I can get a gun and shoot my nemeses in the face
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    ico
    In the Pirates of the Carabeian world? Hell yeah!!
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    guest from Terengganu, Malaysia
    ninjitsu for justice
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    guest from California, United States
    stealth skills yo!
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    a ninja is awseome and i do go to karate
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    WHY???????
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    guest from New York, United States
    1. Be a ninja, 2. Do parkour
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    guest from California, United States
    muder more
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    always be yourself.unless you can be a pirate, then always be a pirate ~ Johnny Depp
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    guest from Florida, United States
    ninjas are just plane cool!!!
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    #ninja for life
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    guest Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    im no fan of pirates never watched 1 movie
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    guest from Opstina Karpos, Macedonia
    you retards
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    pirates are better then ninjas they see booty
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    pirates say surrender the booty
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    This is a question anyone can think of
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i don't wanna die!
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    michaelb16 MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    naruto!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    guest from Central Serbia, Serbia
    the pirate its jack sparow
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    guest from California, United States
    i want to be silent