Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?

Would you rather be By alexw Male Site Owner 2 years ago

a ninja

OR

120,118 votes
1,111 comments

a pirate

people, ninja, pirate

Guys
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Chile
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Morocco
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Ukraine
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Bahrain
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Bahamas
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Tanzania, United Republic of
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Armenia
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Azerbaijan
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Liechtenstein
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Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
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Grenada
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Syrian Arab Republic
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Mozambique
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Zimbabwe
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Vanuatu
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Ethiopia
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Senegal
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Angola
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Turks and Caicos Islands
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Gabon
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Seychelles
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Tajikistan
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Cape Verde
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Botswana
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Martinique
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Yemen
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Guadeloupe
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Anguilla
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Myanmar
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 year ago:

I just want Johnny Depp
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guest from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

I would choose ninja but johnny depp looks so hot in that pic *-*
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people006 Female Bronze Medal from Maryland, United States 7 months ago:

I wanna be both!!!
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bigDylan Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star from North Carolina, United States 7 months ago:

ninja
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jackw Male Silver Medal from United States 7 months ago:

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and whores
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guest from Manitoba, Canada 7 months ago:

I am already a internet pirat
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guest from Oregon, United States 7 months ago:

Ninja's might still have the internet. Who knows.
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guest from Jalisco, Mexico 7 months ago:

yeah, sifilis, and motion sicknses over martial arts, determinations and honor seems like the way to go
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

there are 13 ninjas hiding on the pirate picture
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guest from Queensland, Australia 7 months ago:

Bloody noobs i am a ninja
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

Pirates are disgusting and lose their teeth
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 7 months ago:

ppl can see me steal there sh%t. there, i just became a pirate
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

A NINJA DUUUUUHH!!!! IT'S WAY AWESOMER AND HAS WAY BETTER SKILLS
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guest from Colorado, United States 7 months ago:

A pirate XD ahooooy!!!! :D
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guest from Syddanmark, Denmark 7 months ago:

being a ninja actually takes a lot of discipline. too lazy for discipline.
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guest from Ontario, Canada 7 months ago:

a pirate that knows karate
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guest from Arizona, United States 7 months ago:

pirate! hopefully i wont get scurvyyyy
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guest from Connecticut, United States 7 months ago:

Ninja. But, if the pirate was either Jack motherfnucking Sparrow (or someone on his crew), then I'd definitely choose the latter.
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guest from Clackmannanshire, United Kingdom 7 months ago:

ninja for me!
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Raincollie Male Silver Medal Super Star from Tel Aviv, Israel 7 months ago:

A group of Ninjas could form a pirate crew.
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guest from Georgia, United States 7 months ago:

NINJABACON
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3Ddogo Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star Bronze Crown from Karpos, Macedonia 7 months ago:

ninjas are way better
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guest from Beijing, China 7 months ago:

if they put johnny depp as a pirate, what else can i choose
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AeroLoko2857 Male Silver Medal Blue Star from Singapore 7 months ago:

pirates are considered evil
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guest from United States 7 months ago:

pirate,Arrr. love the language !
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fatty325 Silver Medal Blue Star from Oregon, United States 7 months ago:

I don't want scurvy....
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guest from Arizona, United States 7 months ago:

NINJA!!!
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guest from Ohio, United States 7 months ago:

ninja i want to be sneaky
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guest from Arizona, United States 7 months ago:

*ninja*
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

PIRATE SWAG
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guest from Minnesota, United States 7 months ago:

wish i would win the lotto every attempt (i didn't wish for money directly)
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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guest from Tennessee, United States 7 months ago:

Teh piratez lief is teh liefz foar meh
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guest from Barnsley, United Kingdom 7 months ago:

ninja
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Ebonyheart Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from New York, United States 7 months ago:

Already am
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 7 months ago:

its pirate day...
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guest from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 7 months ago:

I love sailing
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guest from Victoria, Australia 8 months ago:

ninja
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 8 months ago:

pirates get dat booty... and treasure
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

jack sparrow is a ninja
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

I could beat up a pirate with my ninjaness so..
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

Easy....a Ninja FTW
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guest from Virginia, United States 8 months ago:

people say i look japaneese iven though my last name is tremblay which is canadian
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guest from North Carolina, United States 8 months ago:

I CHOOSE PINJA!
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

Ninja-pirate-robot-unicorn ZOMBIE :D
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guest from New York, United States 8 months ago:

Jack sparrow!
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guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 8 months ago:

girl
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guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 8 months ago:

boy
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guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 8 months ago:

Would you rather be a boy or a girl
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SelfRazedZealot Bronze Medal from California, United States 8 months ago:

thats not a real ninja or else thered be no picture...
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guest from Texas, United States 8 months ago:

Already ninja.
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

a ninja pirate
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guest from Oregon, United States 8 months ago:

pirate's have wenches enough said
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guest from Fife, United Kingdom 8 months ago:

johnny depps so sexy :)
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guest from Arizona, United States 8 months ago:

i hate water -.-
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guest from Ohio, United States 8 months ago:

FORGET THE 67% Pirates are awesome.
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guest from New Jersey, United States 8 months ago:

im already a ninja
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guest from Manila, Philippines 8 months ago:

Already a pirate... Cool, pirate wielding katanas.
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guest from California, United States 8 months ago:

Pirates have sex. Ninjas don't have time.
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DiscardedSlinky Female Bronze Medal Super Star from New York, United States 8 months ago:

Pirates are way cooler. Livin' FREE.
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AlbinoMoose308 Silver Medal from Missouri, United States 8 months ago:

a already am a ninja and i must say, it is soooooo much fun
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coryg Male Silver Medal Super Star from United States 8 months ago:

pirate=sexy
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

A ninja. Because I can rape you and you won't know it
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

u drink rum all day is this a question
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

ninja ninja for stealth
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guest from Pozesko-Slavonska, Croatia 8 months ago:

A pirate
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guest from Balikesir, Turkey 8 months ago:

I would be a ninja pirate
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guest from Cebu City, Philippines 8 months ago:

ninjas are awesome especially loli-ninjas
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guest from California, United States 8 months ago:

b*tch i already a ninja :D
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

Not even a question
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

You reek of sweat and scurvy, ninjas know 234865349 different ways to kill you. Oh and there's one behind right now, I think.
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guest from Delaware, United States 8 months ago:

I don't want a raging case of crabs, scurvy, lice, and to be stuck on a boat 24/7 with a bunch of other drunk, sweaty, fat-assed people who don't wash. Give me the sword, hygiene, stealth and physical strength.
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guest from California, United States 8 months ago:

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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guest from California, United States 8 months ago:

Okay so now, I'm immortal, can fly, and now a ninja! FTW
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guest from Georgia, United States 8 months ago:

pirate cuz the pic :3
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guest from Montana, United States 8 months ago:

Can i be a pirate-ninja??
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guest from Florida, United States 8 months ago:

DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 8 months ago:

♫I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie Ninja!♫ ♥
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guest from New Providence, Bahamas 8 months ago:

Pirates actually had really sh*tty lives by our modern standards.
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 8 months ago:

ninja
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guest from Colorado, United States 8 months ago:

Have you guys ever looked in a history book? Real ninjas were the equivalent of poking someone in the eye and running away.
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guest from United Kingdom 8 months ago:

Feel like ninja
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guest from Bulgaria 8 months ago:

Pirate, definitely!
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guest from Ohio, United States 8 months ago:

The life of a pirate is full of rape, money, and fame. Life of a ninja is full of hiding in the shadows, killing yourself when you screw the pooch, and specifically being known to exist by NO ONE.
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adamantarmor Silver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States 8 months ago:

pirates cant be unseen
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guest from Auckland, New Zealand 8 months ago:

Die of scurvy, or be awesome. Hmmm.
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guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands 8 months ago:

im already a ninja
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guest from Sweden 8 months ago:

Are you out of your mind??? Pirate's had really sh*tty lifes, they starved, was dirty for months and they did hardwork all the time.
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guest from Sweden 8 months ago:

A pirate?
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

One word. Rum.
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guest from Queensland, Australia 8 months ago:

pirate
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guest from Kansas, United States 8 months ago:

ninjas are invisible you dummy

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