Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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Guys
2,651 votes
73%
27%
Girls
2,425 votes
64.4%
35.6%
Unknowns
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68.31%
31.69%

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United States
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70%
30%
United Kingdom
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66%
34%
Canada
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31%
Australia
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68%
32%
Unknown
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67%
33%
Germany
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64%
36%
New Zealand
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70%
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Netherlands
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64%
36%
Ireland
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69%
31%
Norway
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65%
35%
Sweden
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63%
37%
France
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55%
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Singapore
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Portugal
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64%
36%
Mexico
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62%
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Denmark
797 votes
65%
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South Africa
706 votes
63%
37%
Italy
685 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
656 votes
76%
24%
United Arab Emirates
651 votes
67%
33%
Romania
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60%
40%
Brazil
601 votes
61%
39%
India
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62%
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Finland
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64%
36%
Spain
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56%
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Croatia
429 votes
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42%
Belgium
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Hong Kong
405 votes
72%
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Saudi Arabia
371 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
356 votes
70%
30%
Israel
353 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
343 votes
64%
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Serbia
330 votes
57%
43%
Japan
322 votes
70%
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Greece
319 votes
58%
42%
Austria
314 votes
64%
36%
Turkey
277 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
266 votes
62%
38%
China
253 votes
75%
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Indonesia
249 votes
69%
31%
Slovenia
247 votes
50%
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Poland
243 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
216 votes
59%
41%
Bulgaria
202 votes
56%
44%
Taiwan
200 votes
56%
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South Korea
193 votes
69%
31%
Argentina
190 votes
59%
41%
Estonia
189 votes
58%
42%
Colombia
185 votes
55%
45%
Egypt
184 votes
63%
37%
Russian Federation
174 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
171 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
146 votes
62%
38%
Thailand
138 votes
64%
36%
Hungary
136 votes
54%
46%
Kuwait
135 votes
70%
30%
Jordan
116 votes
70%
30%
Pakistan
116 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
111 votes
68%
32%
Slovakia
108 votes
57%
43%
Lebanon
98 votes
69%
31%
Malta
97 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
97 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
95 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
94 votes
55%
45%
Costa Rica
92 votes
63%
37%
Chile
91 votes
62%
38%
Cyprus
91 votes
65%
35%
Dominican Republic
88 votes
67%
33%
Anonymous Proxy
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Europe
82 votes
56%
44%
Macedonia
78 votes
42%
58%
Trinidad and Tobago
75 votes
75%
25%
Panama
73 votes
55%
45%
Bahamas
70 votes
76%
24%
Venezuela
68 votes
63%
37%
Vietnam
67 votes
82%
18%
Albania
65 votes
49%
51%
Guam
64 votes
72%
28%
Bahrain
63 votes
62%
38%
Morocco
59 votes
61%
39%
Georgia
55 votes
45%
55%
Ukraine
52 votes
54%
46%
Luxembourg
48 votes
65%
35%
Kenya
48 votes
69%
31%
Jersey
47 votes
60%
40%
Guatemala
43 votes
72%
28%
Honduras
39 votes
72%
28%
Peru
38 votes
61%
39%
Netherlands Antilles
38 votes
66%
34%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
36 votes
50%
50%
Ecuador
36 votes
56%
44%
Barbados
35 votes
74%
26%
Isle of Man
35 votes
57%
43%
Brunei Darussalam
33 votes
73%
27%
Tunisia
31 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
30 votes
53%
47%
Bangladesh
27 votes
63%
37%
Bermuda
27 votes
93%
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Uruguay
26 votes
50%
50%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Nigeria
22 votes
77%
23%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Algeria
22 votes
55%
45%
Oman
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Maldives
19 votes
37%
63%
Mongolia
19 votes
63%
37%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
Bolivia
18 votes
61%
39%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Faroe Islands
17 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
16 votes
75%
25%
El Salvador
15 votes
80%
20%
Gibraltar
15 votes
73%
27%
Belize
15 votes
73%
27%
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Nepal
14 votes
57%
43%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
13 votes
69%
31%
Mariana Islands
13 votes
85%
15
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Guyana
11 votes
100%
Namibia
11 votes
82%
18%
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Tanzania, United Republic of
8 votes
63%
37%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Grenada
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Haiti
8 votes
88%
12
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Aland Islands
6 votes
100%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Myanmar
4 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Seychelles
4 votes
25%
75%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Senegal
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    4 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Cape, South Africa
    Why not both? Assassin's creed.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    Tairn Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    ninja pirate.
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    9 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Shadow Jitzu!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pinja!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    id be a ninja pirate prepare for mind blowin'
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    By the way most pirate's died form being hanged, Shipwreck, and battle so you would probably die but ninja's are masters of the shadows and actualy won
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    bit*h azz nig*a ima pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    asian/Koreans rule
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja + Pirate = Ninja Pirate = EPICNESS
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I think being a ninja would be filled with too much... stuff, to be any fun.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I am a minority, but I still set sail
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    9 months ago
    ico
    QuestMan MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Assassinate all the pirates and take their money.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    jack sparrow is a boss though
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    9 months ago
    ico
    hankyull MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Ontario, Canada
    No brainer!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    daisyw Female from the United Kingdom
    JOHNNY DEPP FTW
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    Ninja's can steal money much easier that pirates
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Screw you guys, pirates are waaay more manly than ninjas.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    naruto ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    When I see the ninja "Naruto!!!" but then I see the pirates...One Piece...crap
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates are awesome. i hate asians
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    9 months ago
    ico
    Hence the ships and canons
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninjas and pirates are enemies and ninjas always win
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    9 months ago
    ico
    psychokid MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Queensland, Australia
    i think the ninja looks like Grant Imahara
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    9 months ago
    ico
    ninjas are murderers...
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    9 months ago
    ico
    LosVider MaleSilver Medal from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be a pirate so I could raid ships and online music.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'm already a ninja...
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    We always see pirates coming, but ninja's are sneakyy
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bayern, Germany
    Why be a buttpirate?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninja: you could get ginger ninja minge :3
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    MY INNER NINJA (bum bum bum!)
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I am not a thief.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    What about a pirate ninja?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love captain Jack sparrow LOL
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    wall jump
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjas are awsome
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    10 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    this is the hardest decision ive ever made..
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    all you people who said ninja go prok yourselfs
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Oh jeez men...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    I get all the loots
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I already a ninja:D
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love to be in a boat and skilled with a sword!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Dakota, United States
    Ninja would take a lot of training
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    10 months ago
    ico
    DemiRoth FemaleGold Medal from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    A HOT NINJA
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    One Piece
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Pirate. .-. i have a less chance of getting killed
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hessen, Germany
    ninja's rule!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Can I be a ninja that looks like Johnny Depp? Idc if I'm a girl
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirates don't shower or brush xP
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I've got this bro, I is a ninja (~_o)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates, baby!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    i'm already a ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if it's the pirates in the movies not the real pirates. love johnny depp!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Singapore
    this really depends: if by "pirate" you mean EDWARD KENWAY, i'd consider. so imma go with ninja for now.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A pirate if I can have Captain Jack Sparrow!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
    ALL THAT BOOOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maribor, Slovenia
    you guys betrayed me......
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    hayyya'
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirate Ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Be a ninja that pretends to be a pirate
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja sh
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    Is there
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    A pirate, if Johnny Depp
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates were midevial ocean ninjas.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hasn't anyone heard of a pinja?
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    pirate bay
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates of the carribean :3
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I'll be clean
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    so a ninja enslaved to his master or a pirate who does his thing.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Ninja has skill and has speed and stealth
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Antalya, Turkey
    You get to drink rum around a fire a dance Whats better than that?!?!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    am I a good ninja? Or do I suck?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Ninja on a ship! BOOM!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    NINJAS 4 LYFE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Pirates are drunken fools who are skilled with a sword and guns. Ninjas are some of the best hand to hand fighters of all time, and masters of pretty much every weapon. No brainer
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates were nothing like how they were portrayed in movies. They don't even talk like that.
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    1 year ago
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    XxCandystealerxX FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninja pirate mega fast stealing ur booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    like monkey d luffy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Treasure
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates. Are sexy as hell.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    I'd rather a pirate because I can be Edwards father,
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    ill be a pinja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Viseu, Portugal
    i would date jack sparrow so yeah pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates had terrible lives.
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    1 year ago
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    IAmAJ FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    I obviously want a boat.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas have skills.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Syrian Arab Republic
    I love pirates....their life is an adventure
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Jack Sparrow picture made this one prreetty difficult
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I prefer rum. Rum is good.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    nobody would be able 2 c me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate for Jack Sparrow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Im going to be a good ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninjas can be all silent when they walk. I can scare people and stuff, plus avoid cameras (I hate them...now anyway)
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Moscow City, Russian Federation
    A pirate, cuz that's a part of my religion
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Scurvy and execution vs sweet moves and spy action
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    i can't fight so ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    both... ninja's are quick and flrxible but pirate women would look so nice :))
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    if you knew ANYTHING about how the right side lived you wouldn't pick it
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    faster reflexes
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    I never cared about pirates.