Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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227,836 votes
1,558 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,576 votes
73.4%
26.6%
Girls
2,352 votes
64.3%
35.7%
Unknowns
222,908 votes
68.51%
31.49%

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United States
148,734 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
17,326 votes
66%
34%
Canada
12,826 votes
69%
31%
Australia
12,412 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
3,851 votes
67%
33%
Germany
2,296 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,047 votes
71%
29%
Netherlands
1,948 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,500 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,213 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
1,144 votes
64%
36%
France
1,093 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
906 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
851 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
837 votes
62%
38%
Denmark
773 votes
65%
35%
Italy
678 votes
44%
56%
South Africa
647 votes
63%
37%
Philippines
639 votes
77%
23%
United Arab Emirates
624 votes
67%
33%
Brazil
594 votes
61%
39%
Romania
577 votes
60%
40%
India
568 votes
62%
38%
Finland
528 votes
64%
36%
Spain
443 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
408 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
404 votes
60%
40%
Hong Kong
395 votes
72%
28%
Saudi Arabia
359 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
349 votes
70%
30%
Israel
340 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
331 votes
65%
35%
Japan
314 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
313 votes
57%
43%
Austria
308 votes
64%
36%
Greece
290 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
262 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
257 votes
61%
39%
China
250 votes
76%
24%
Slovenia
239 votes
51%
49%
Indonesia
235 votes
69%
31%
Poland
231 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
210 votes
59%
41%
Taiwan
197 votes
55%
45%
Bulgaria
193 votes
57%
43%
South Korea
192 votes
69%
31%
Argentina
186 votes
59%
41%
Colombia
179 votes
55%
45%
Estonia
179 votes
57%
43%
Egypt
175 votes
63%
37%
Russian Federation
169 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
167 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
135 votes
64%
36%
Thailand
131 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
130 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
125 votes
54%
46%
Qatar
110 votes
67%
33%
Pakistan
109 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
109 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
102 votes
58%
42%
Lebanon
95 votes
71%
29%
Malta
95 votes
72%
28%
Latvia
94 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
91 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
90 votes
54%
46%
Costa Rica
87 votes
62%
38%
Anonymous Proxy
86 votes
73%
27%
Chile
85 votes
62%
38%
Cyprus
84 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
80 votes
66%
34%
Panama
72 votes
56%
44%
Trinidad and Tobago
71 votes
73%
27%
Macedonia
69 votes
41%
59%
Bahamas
67 votes
75%
25%
Venezuela
66 votes
65%
35%
Guam
63 votes
71%
29%
Vietnam
63 votes
83%
17%
Bahrain
62 votes
61%
39%
Europe
61 votes
61%
39%
Morocco
58 votes
62%
38%
Albania
57 votes
46%
54%
Georgia
54 votes
44%
56%
Ukraine
49 votes
51%
49%
Kenya
47 votes
68%
32%
Jersey
46 votes
59%
41%
Luxembourg
44 votes
66%
34%
Guatemala
42 votes
74%
26%
Honduras
38 votes
71%
29%
Peru
37 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
37 votes
68%
32%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
35 votes
51%
49%
Isle of Man
35 votes
57%
43%
Ecuador
33 votes
52%
48%
Barbados
32 votes
72%
28%
Brunei Darussalam
32 votes
75%
25%
Tunisia
30 votes
53%
47%
Mauritius
28 votes
50%
50%
Bermuda
27 votes
93%
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Uruguay
25 votes
48%
52%
Bangladesh
25 votes
64%
36%
Oman
22 votes
68%
32%
Nigeria
22 votes
77%
23%
Sri Lanka
21 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
21 votes
71%
29%
Algeria
21 votes
57%
43%
Guernsey
20 votes
60%
40%
Montenegro
19 votes
42%
58%
Mongolia
19 votes
63%
37%
Maldives
18 votes
39%
61%
Faroe Islands
17 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
17 votes
59%
41%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Iraq
17 votes
35%
65%
Aruba
17 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
16 votes
75%
25%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
El Salvador
14 votes
79%
21%
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Belize
14 votes
79%
21%
Gibraltar
14 votes
79%
21%
Nepal
13 votes
54%
46%
Ghana
13 votes
69%
31%
Mariana Islands
13 votes
85%
15
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Virgin Islands, U.S.
11 votes
100%
Guyana
11 votes
100%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Namibia
10 votes
80%
20%
Syrian Arab Republic
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
9 votes
78%
22%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Belarus
8 votes
50%
50%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Haiti
7 votes
86%
14
Kazakhstan
7 votes
86%
14
Grenada
7 votes
71%
29%
Armenia
7 votes
57%
43%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
71%
29%
Moldova, Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
6 votes
67%
33%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Aland Islands
5 votes
100%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Senegal
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Seychelles
4 votes
25%
75%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Myanmar
3 votes
33%
67%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Angola
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    2 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I just want Johnny Depp
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirates don't shower or brush xP
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I've got this bro, I is a ninja (~_o)
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates, baby!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    i'm already a ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if it's the pirates in the movies not the real pirates. love johnny depp!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Singapore
    this really depends: if by "pirate" you mean EDWARD KENWAY, i'd consider. so imma go with ninja for now.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A pirate if I can have Captain Jack Sparrow!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
    ALL THAT BOOOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maribor, Slovenia
    you guys betrayed me......
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    hayyya'
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirate Ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Be a ninja that pretends to be a pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja sh
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    Is there
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    A pirate, if Johnny Depp
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates were midevial ocean ninjas.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hasn't anyone heard of a pinja?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    pirate bay
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates of the carribean :3
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I'll be clean
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    so a ninja enslaved to his master or a pirate who does his thing.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Ninja has skill and has speed and stealth
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Antalya, Turkey
    You get to drink rum around a fire a dance Whats better than that?!?!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    am I a good ninja? Or do I suck?
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Ninja on a ship! BOOM!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    NINJAS 4 LYFE
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Pirates are drunken fools who are skilled with a sword and guns. Ninjas are some of the best hand to hand fighters of all time, and masters of pretty much every weapon. No brainer
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates were nothing like how they were portrayed in movies. They don't even talk like that.
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    11 months ago
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    XxCandystealerxX FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninja pirate mega fast stealing ur booty
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    like monkey d luffy
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Treasure
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates. Are sexy as hell.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    I'd rather a pirate because I can be Edwards father,
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    ill be a pinja!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Viseu, Portugal
    i would date jack sparrow so yeah pirate
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates had terrible lives.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    IAmAJ FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    I obviously want a boat.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas have skills.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Syrian Arab Republic
    I love pirates....their life is an adventure
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Jack Sparrow picture made this one prreetty difficult
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I prefer rum. Rum is good.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    nobody would be able 2 c me
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate for Jack Sparrow
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Im going to be a good ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninjas can be all silent when they walk. I can scare people and stuff, plus avoid cameras (I hate them...now anyway)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Moscow City, Russian Federation
    A pirate, cuz that's a part of my religion
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Scurvy and execution vs sweet moves and spy action
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    i can't fight so ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    both... ninja's are quick and flrxible but pirate women would look so nice :))
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    if you knew ANYTHING about how the right side lived you wouldn't pick it
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    faster reflexes
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    I never cared about pirates.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    YEEEEARH-HARR FIDDLE-DEE-DEE,
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    11 months ago
    ico
    lol i vote for A
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    All I saw was Johnny Depp
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    *whispers* randy cunningham
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Princess
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    A ninja... Oh wait I already am one *I "disappear"*
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minas Gerais, Brazil
    at least my teeth are clean
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninjaz Duhhh they got skillzzz
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Naruto vs One piece
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    1 year ago
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    Luke_Chin MaleSilver Medal from South Australia, Australia
    idk y would you white peeps choose A... when your ancestors tried to rub all Asia and Europe. Go poo in your chair and put it in your face! :
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninjas tend to have longer lifespands
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    nononononononono
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Jackie Chann..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    only because jack sparrow was really hot
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Why not both?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    foolish smh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Can I be a drunken ninja? because for that's all that pirates have going for them.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Naruto
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I'm already a ninja it'll make me a Pinija
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Pirates can be arrested, ninjas are too fast.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Become a ninja-pirate!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kuwait
    id rather be captin jack sparrow thanks
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I would be a sumo!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i wanna be a ninja from naruto the anime
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    A ninja that owns a seaworthy vessel.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninja then ill become a ninja-pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    do what you want cause a pirate is free YOU ARE A PARATE!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Tough decision, except that ninjas don't have to always be worried they're going to get hung
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Spy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    PINJA
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    1 year ago
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    armandos MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    Pirates are sexy
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirate music lol :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i'll be a ninja pirate too
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    this is a REALLY hard one!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    why not both?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    So I can call myself ninja warrior XD
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirates are idiots!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninja from Naruto
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    1 year ago
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    emilyw FemaleBronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    naruto made me decided this
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    1 year ago
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    Love89571 FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja. :)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    PIRATE ALL THE WAY
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    1 year ago
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    lannanai Female from New Mexico, United States
    "Im a ninja," "No your not" "yes I am did you see me do that?" "Do what?" "Exactly~"
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Who doesn't want to be a ninja?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    My balls won't have to grow weird sh*t on them