Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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238,517 votes
1,614 comments

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Guys
2,661 votes
73%
27%
Girls
2,438 votes
64.3%
35.7%
Unknowns
233,418 votes
68.27%
31.73%

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United States
154,428 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
18,596 votes
66%
34%
Canada
13,462 votes
69%
31%
Australia
13,218 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
4,593 votes
67%
33%
Germany
2,366 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,225 votes
70%
30%
Netherlands
2,018 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,587 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,262 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
1,220 votes
63%
37%
France
1,120 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
950 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
873 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
857 votes
62%
38%
Denmark
804 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
713 votes
62%
38%
Italy
689 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
662 votes
76%
24%
United Arab Emirates
660 votes
67%
33%
Romania
625 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
603 votes
61%
39%
India
584 votes
62%
38%
Finland
554 votes
64%
36%
Spain
468 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
434 votes
58%
42%
Belgium
428 votes
59%
41%
Hong Kong
406 votes
72%
28%
Saudi Arabia
375 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
360 votes
70%
30%
Israel
357 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
345 votes
63%
37%
Serbia
332 votes
57%
43%
Greece
325 votes
59%
41%
Japan
322 votes
70%
30%
Austria
318 votes
64%
36%
Turkey
277 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
268 votes
62%
38%
China
253 votes
75%
25%
Indonesia
250 votes
68%
32%
Slovenia
249 votes
51%
49%
Poland
246 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
218 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
203 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
201 votes
55%
45%
South Korea
194 votes
69%
31%
Estonia
192 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
192 votes
58%
42%
Egypt
186 votes
63%
37%
Colombia
185 votes
55%
45%
Russian Federation
178 votes
53%
47%
Iceland
172 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
149 votes
62%
38%
Hungary
138 votes
55%
45%
Kuwait
138 votes
70%
30%
Thailand
138 votes
64%
36%
Pakistan
119 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
117 votes
69%
31%
Qatar
111 votes
68%
32%
Slovakia
110 votes
57%
43%
Lebanon
100 votes
70%
30%
Latvia
98 votes
56%
44%
Malta
98 votes
70%
30%
Jamaica
96 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
95 votes
56%
44%
Costa Rica
92 votes
63%
37%
Cyprus
92 votes
65%
35%
Chile
91 votes
62%
38%
Dominican Republic
89 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
87 votes
74%
26%
Europe
87 votes
55%
45%
Macedonia
79 votes
43%
57%
Trinidad and Tobago
76 votes
75%
25%
Panama
74 votes
55%
45%
Bahamas
70 votes
76%
24%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Vietnam
67 votes
82%
18%
Albania
66 votes
48%
52%
Guam
65 votes
71%
29%
Bahrain
63 votes
62%
38%
Morocco
60 votes
62%
38%
Georgia
55 votes
45%
55%
Ukraine
53 votes
55%
45%
Luxembourg
48 votes
65%
35%
Kenya
48 votes
69%
31%
Jersey
47 votes
60%
40%
Guatemala
44 votes
70%
30%
Honduras
41 votes
73%
27%
Peru
39 votes
62%
38%
Netherlands Antilles
39 votes
67%
33%
Ecuador
37 votes
54%
46%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
36 votes
50%
50%
Barbados
35 votes
74%
26%
Isle of Man
35 votes
57%
43%
Brunei Darussalam
33 votes
73%
27%
Mauritius
31 votes
55%
45%
Tunisia
31 votes
55%
45%
Bermuda
27 votes
93%
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Bangladesh
27 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
26 votes
50%
50%
Nigeria
24 votes
79%
21%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Algeria
22 votes
55%
45%
Oman
22 votes
68%
32%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Maldives
19 votes
37%
63%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
Mongolia
19 votes
63%
37%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Bolivia
18 votes
61%
39%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Antigua and Barbuda
16 votes
75%
25%
Belize
15 votes
73%
27%
El Salvador
15 votes
80%
20%
Gibraltar
15 votes
73%
27%
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Nepal
14 votes
57%
43%
Namibia
12 votes
83%
17%
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Guyana
12 votes
100%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Haiti
8 votes
88%
12
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Grenada
8 votes
75%
25%
Tanzania, United Republic of
8 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
7 votes
86%
14
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Senegal
4 votes
75%
25%
Myanmar
4 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    4 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Cape, South Africa
    Why not both? Assassin's creed.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirate ninja.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    YOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NINJA BROS
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    The Jack Sparrow picture sold me.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    wait i change my mind! NINJA I WANT TO BE A NINJA!
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I have seasickness
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    RUM
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    a pirate for jack sparrow
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    saw jack sparrow, instantly clicked!!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    It would be hard to breath in the ninga costume
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Easy
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    9 months ago
    ico
    Tairn Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    ninja pirate.
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    9 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Shadow Jitzu!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pinja!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    id be a ninja pirate prepare for mind blowin'
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    By the way most pirate's died form being hanged, Shipwreck, and battle so you would probably die but ninja's are masters of the shadows and actualy won
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    bit*h azz nig*a ima pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    asian/Koreans rule
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja + Pirate = Ninja Pirate = EPICNESS
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I think being a ninja would be filled with too much... stuff, to be any fun.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I am a minority, but I still set sail
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    9 months ago
    ico
    QuestMan MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Assassinate all the pirates and take their money.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    jack sparrow is a boss though
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    9 months ago
    ico
    hankyull MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Ontario, Canada
    No brainer!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    daisyw Female from the United Kingdom
    JOHNNY DEPP FTW
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    Ninja's can steal money much easier that pirates
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Screw you guys, pirates are waaay more manly than ninjas.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    naruto ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    When I see the ninja "Naruto!!!" but then I see the pirates...One Piece...crap
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates are awesome. i hate asians
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    10 months ago
    ico
    Hence the ships and canons
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninjas and pirates are enemies and ninjas always win
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    10 months ago
    ico
    psychokid MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Queensland, Australia
    i think the ninja looks like Grant Imahara
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    10 months ago
    ico
    ninjas are murderers...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    LosVider MaleSilver Medal from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be a pirate so I could raid ships and online music.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'm already a ninja...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    We always see pirates coming, but ninja's are sneakyy
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bayern, Germany
    Why be a buttpirate?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninja: you could get ginger ninja minge :3
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    MY INNER NINJA (bum bum bum!)
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I am not a thief.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    What about a pirate ninja?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love captain Jack sparrow LOL
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    wall jump
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjas are awsome
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    10 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    this is the hardest decision ive ever made..
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    all you people who said ninja go prok yourselfs
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Oh jeez men...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    I get all the loots
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I already a ninja:D
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love to be in a boat and skilled with a sword!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Dakota, United States
    Ninja would take a lot of training
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    10 months ago
    ico
    DemiRoth FemaleGold Medal from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    A HOT NINJA
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    One Piece
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Pirate. .-. i have a less chance of getting killed
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hessen, Germany
    ninja's rule!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Can I be a ninja that looks like Johnny Depp? Idc if I'm a girl
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirates don't shower or brush xP
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I've got this bro, I is a ninja (~_o)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates, baby!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    i'm already a ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if it's the pirates in the movies not the real pirates. love johnny depp!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Singapore
    this really depends: if by "pirate" you mean EDWARD KENWAY, i'd consider. so imma go with ninja for now.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A pirate if I can have Captain Jack Sparrow!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
    ALL THAT BOOOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maribor, Slovenia
    you guys betrayed me......
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    hayyya'
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirate Ninja
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Be a ninja that pretends to be a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja sh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    Is there
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    A pirate, if Johnny Depp
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates were midevial ocean ninjas.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hasn't anyone heard of a pinja?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    pirate bay
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates of the carribean :3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I'll be clean
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    so a ninja enslaved to his master or a pirate who does his thing.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Ninja has skill and has speed and stealth
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Antalya, Turkey
    You get to drink rum around a fire a dance Whats better than that?!?!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    am I a good ninja? Or do I suck?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Ninja on a ship! BOOM!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    NINJAS 4 LYFE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Pirates are drunken fools who are skilled with a sword and guns. Ninjas are some of the best hand to hand fighters of all time, and masters of pretty much every weapon. No brainer
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates were nothing like how they were portrayed in movies. They don't even talk like that.
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    1 year ago
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    XxCandystealerxX FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninja pirate mega fast stealing ur booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    like monkey d luffy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Treasure
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates. Are sexy as hell.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    I'd rather a pirate because I can be Edwards father,
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    ill be a pinja!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Viseu, Portugal
    i would date jack sparrow so yeah pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates had terrible lives.
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    1 year ago
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    IAmAJ FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    I obviously want a boat.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas have skills.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Syrian Arab Republic
    I love pirates....their life is an adventure
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Jack Sparrow picture made this one prreetty difficult
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I prefer rum. Rum is good.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    nobody would be able 2 c me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate for Jack Sparrow