Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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251,242 votes
1,665 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,796 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,566 votes
63.4%
36.6%
Unknowns
245,880 votes
67.93%
32.07%

Votes by country map view

United States
161,593 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
19,783 votes
65%
35%
Australia
14,368 votes
68%
32%
Canada
13,914 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
5,609 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,465 votes
70%
30%
Germany
2,458 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,114 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,655 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,320 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
1,288 votes
63%
37%
France
1,141 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,032 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
919 votes
60%
40%
Portugal
891 votes
64%
36%
Denmark
867 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
777 votes
62%
38%
United Arab Emirates
706 votes
66%
34%
Philippines
705 votes
75%
25%
Italy
697 votes
44%
56%
Romania
660 votes
59%
41%
India
626 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
619 votes
61%
39%
Finland
576 votes
63%
37%
Spain
484 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
454 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
441 votes
59%
41%
Hong Kong
429 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
416 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
386 votes
69%
31%
Israel
377 votes
62%
38%
Switzerland
357 votes
63%
37%
Greece
344 votes
58%
42%
Serbia
343 votes
57%
43%
Japan
332 votes
69%
31%
Austria
329 votes
63%
37%
Turkey
292 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
271 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
266 votes
67%
33%
China
259 votes
75%
25%
Poland
257 votes
61%
39%
Slovenia
252 votes
51%
49%
Czech Republic
221 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
212 votes
57%
43%
South Korea
205 votes
69%
31%
Taiwan
202 votes
55%
45%
Estonia
200 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
200 votes
59%
41%
Egypt
197 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
191 votes
55%
45%
Russian Federation
184 votes
53%
47%
Iceland
180 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
155 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
148 votes
54%
46%
Thailand
147 votes
63%
37%
Kuwait
144 votes
69%
31%
Pakistan
123 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
120 votes
68%
32%
Jordan
118 votes
69%
31%
Europe
117 votes
55%
45%
Slovakia
117 votes
55%
45%
Latvia
107 votes
55%
45%
Lebanon
104 votes
68%
32%
Malta
103 votes
68%
32%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
102 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
101 votes
79%
21%
Chile
100 votes
60%
40%
Costa Rica
96 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
95 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
92 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
88 votes
73%
27%
Macedonia
84 votes
45%
55%
Trinidad and Tobago
81 votes
73%
27%
Panama
77 votes
56%
44%
Albania
73 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
71 votes
75%
25%
Vietnam
69 votes
83%
17%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Morocco
68 votes
60%
40%
Bahrain
67 votes
61%
39%
Guam
66 votes
71%
29%
Kenya
62 votes
69%
31%
Georgia
59 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
54 votes
56%
44%
Luxembourg
51 votes
63%
37%
Jersey
49 votes
61%
39%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Honduras
43 votes
74%
26%
Peru
42 votes
60%
40%
Ecuador
41 votes
59%
41%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
41 votes
54%
46%
Barbados
40 votes
75%
25%
Netherlands Antilles
40 votes
65%
35%
Isle of Man
36 votes
56%
44%
Brunei Darussalam
36 votes
75%
25%
Bangladesh
34 votes
65%
35%
Tunisia
33 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
32 votes
56%
44%
Bermuda
29 votes
86%
14
Uruguay
27 votes
48%
52%
Algeria
24 votes
50%
50%
Nigeria
24 votes
79%
21%
Oman
23 votes
70%
30%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Guernsey
22 votes
59%
41%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Iraq
21 votes
48%
52%
Mongolia
21 votes
62%
38%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Maldives
20 votes
35%
65%
Bolivia
19 votes
63%
37%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
Antigua and Barbuda
17 votes
71%
29%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
El Salvador
16 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Belize
16 votes
69%
31%
Nepal
16 votes
56%
44%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Cambodia
15 votes
80%
20%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Paraguay
11 votes
73%
27%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Tanzania, United Republic of
9 votes
67%
33%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Aland Islands
7 votes
86%
14
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    2 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I just want Johnny Depp
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    9 months ago
    ico
    And remember this as the day you nearly caught Jack Sparrow
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    f*cking japs
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Boats existed in Japan dumbass
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ireland
    How come Edward ken way gets to be both
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Portugal
    that ninja is ugly
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    God i've always wanted to be a pirate..
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    9 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Nah i don't like being in a ship for days, ninjas awesome!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    cant get arrested for being a ninja
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    guest from the United States
    Both
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    summers FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Ninja!
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    WiseRaven MaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from Ohio, United States
    pirate has less votes? ARRRRR you kidding me?!
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    CALLIEKITTY FemaleBronze Medal from Georgia, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and just clicked it.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    I just love pirates of the Caribbean
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Ninjas kick butt
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    *sees Johnny depp* oh that's the one
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates smell bad.
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Go ninja Go ninja Go!
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    bren12310 Silver MedalSuper Star from Indiana, United States
    Ninja skillz
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I'M A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Think- Naruto, or Luffy?
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Mazowieckie, Poland
    A pirate like Jack Sparrow it is :3
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Splitsko-Dalmatinska, Croatia
    a pirate because......Johnny *__*
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    guest from New York, United States
    Assassins Creed IV
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    69% are Asian
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    thoughtparadox Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    pirate? Against the modern day technology and ships? No thanks.
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    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom
    if i was on the grand line then pirate
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    9 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    pirates have guns.
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    guest from the United States
    YOHO YOHO A NINJA'S LIFE FOR ME
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Bayern, Germany
    Why not Both?
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    10 months ago
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    whathefvck FemaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States
    thug life
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja any day!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    This was one of the hardest questions yet. I actually had to sit back and think about it for a while.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Love movie
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    I would have chose ninja but Jack Sparrow is awesome
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    YARR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    I wanna be an ASSASSIN! But that wasn't an option, so I went with ninja
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    No idea they are both fu**ing awesome
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    jack sperah for teh win obi!!!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Why not both?
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Ninja is steathy
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Leeds, United Kingdom
    HERM
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    10 months ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    because pirates are holy. RAmen!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom
    I would be Edward Kenway who is sorta a ninja pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    We get to steal stuff and have GUNS
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    ITS BOOTY TIME!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Maharashtra, India
    why not both?
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    cooler outfit
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Arrrg you ready for school???
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirate ninja.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    YOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NINJA BROS
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    The Jack Sparrow picture sold me.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    wait i change my mind! NINJA I WANT TO BE A NINJA!
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I have seasickness
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    RUM
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    guest from Texas, United States
    a pirate for jack sparrow
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    saw jack sparrow, instantly clicked!!
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    It would be hard to breath in the ninga costume
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Easy
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    Tairn Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    ninja pirate.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Shadow Jitzu!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pinja!
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    guest from the United States
    id be a ninja pirate prepare for mind blowin'
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    guest from the United States
    By the way most pirate's died form being hanged, Shipwreck, and battle so you would probably die but ninja's are masters of the shadows and actualy won
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    bit*h azz nig*a ima pirate
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    asian/Koreans rule
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninja + Pirate = Ninja Pirate = EPICNESS
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    11 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    I think being a ninja would be filled with too much... stuff, to be any fun.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I am a minority, but I still set sail
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    QuestMan MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Assassinate all the pirates and take their money.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    jack sparrow is a boss though
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    hankyull MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Ontario, Canada
    No brainer!
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    daisyw Female from the United Kingdom
    JOHNNY DEPP FTW
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    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    Ninja's can steal money much easier that pirates
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Screw you guys, pirates are waaay more manly than ninjas.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    naruto ninja
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    guest from the United States
    When I see the ninja "Naruto!!!" but then I see the pirates...One Piece...crap
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates are awesome. i hate asians
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    11 months ago
    ico
    Hence the ships and canons
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninjas and pirates are enemies and ninjas always win
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    psychokid MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Queensland, Australia
    i think the ninja looks like Grant Imahara
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    11 months ago
    ico
    ninjas are murderers...
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    LosVider MaleSilver Medal from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be a pirate so I could raid ships and online music.
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'm already a ninja...
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    guest from Texas, United States
    We always see pirates coming, but ninja's are sneakyy
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    guest from Bayern, Germany
    Why be a buttpirate?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninja: you could get ginger ninja minge :3
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    MY INNER NINJA (bum bum bum!)
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    guest from the United States
    I am not a thief.
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    What about a pirate ninja?
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love captain Jack sparrow LOL
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    wall jump
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjas are awsome
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    1 year ago
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    this is the hardest decision ive ever made..
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    all you people who said ninja go prok yourselfs
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Oh jeez men...
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    I get all the loots
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    guest from the United States
    I already a ninja:D