Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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320,641 votes
1,870 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
3,454 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
3,109 votes
61.9%
38.1%
Unknowns
314,078 votes
67.19%
32.81%

Votes by country map view

United States
196,302 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
28,472 votes
65%
35%
Australia
18,618 votes
67%
33%
Canada
17,818 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
11,753 votes
67%
33%
Germany
3,213 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
3,140 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands
3,127 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
2,257 votes
67%
33%
Sweden
1,953 votes
64%
36%
Norway
1,784 votes
64%
36%
France
1,489 votes
54%
46%
Singapore
1,368 votes
71%
29%
Denmark
1,252 votes
64%
36%
Mexico
1,216 votes
58%
42%
Portugal
1,066 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
987 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
924 votes
75%
25%
Romania
902 votes
58%
42%
Finland
859 votes
61%
39%
South Africa
850 votes
60%
40%
India
793 votes
62%
38%
Brazil
722 votes
61%
39%
Italy
720 votes
44%
56%
Croatia
620 votes
55%
45%
Spain
598 votes
56%
44%
Belgium
589 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
550 votes
70%
30%
Saudi Arabia
539 votes
61%
39%
Israel
523 votes
58%
42%
Malaysia
513 votes
67%
33%
Greece
488 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
485 votes
57%
43%
Switzerland
473 votes
63%
37%
Austria
445 votes
62%
38%
Europe
424 votes
55%
45%
Turkey
399 votes
50%
50%
Japan
391 votes
68%
32%
Poland
383 votes
57%
43%
Indonesia
374 votes
66%
34%
Slovenia
359 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
335 votes
62%
38%
Bulgaria
307 votes
57%
43%
Czech Republic
305 votes
57%
43%
Hungary
294 votes
54%
46%
China
278 votes
74%
26%
Argentina
273 votes
57%
43%
Estonia
272 votes
56%
44%
Colombia
256 votes
53%
47%
South Korea
252 votes
71%
29%
Egypt
247 votes
62%
38%
Iceland
240 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
236 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
228 votes
51%
49%
Taiwan
224 votes
56%
44%
Thailand
215 votes
62%
38%
Kuwait
205 votes
67%
33%
Qatar
169 votes
63%
37%
Jordan
163 votes
66%
34%
Pakistan
162 votes
49%
51%
Latvia
156 votes
58%
42%
Slovakia
151 votes
54%
46%
Chile
146 votes
57%
43%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
143 votes
55%
45%
Jamaica
127 votes
81%
19%
Macedonia
125 votes
52%
48%
Costa Rica
123 votes
63%
37%
Cyprus
122 votes
61%
39%
Lebanon
116 votes
68%
32%
Dominican Republic
114 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
110 votes
72%
28%
Malta
109 votes
67%
33%
Panama
105 votes
58%
42%
Vietnam
105 votes
75%
25%
Morocco
102 votes
60%
40%
Albania
101 votes
49%
51%
Anonymous Proxy
101 votes
73%
27%
Bahamas
96 votes
74%
26%
Guam
88 votes
69%
31%
Venezuela
88 votes
65%
35%
Bahrain
83 votes
60%
40%
Kenya
80 votes
70%
30%
Ukraine
73 votes
51%
49%
Georgia
69 votes
46%
54%
Luxembourg
63 votes
60%
40%
Jersey
57 votes
61%
39%
Tunisia
56 votes
59%
41%
Brunei Darussalam
54 votes
70%
30%
Ecuador
54 votes
61%
39%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
51 votes
53%
47%
Barbados
51 votes
80%
20%
Netherlands Antilles
50 votes
70%
30%
Honduras
50 votes
72%
28%
Guatemala
50 votes
64%
36%
Isle of Man
49 votes
59%
41%
Bangladesh
48 votes
63%
37%
Seychelles
46 votes
57%
43%
Peru
45 votes
58%
42%
Bermuda
40 votes
75%
25%
Mauritius
39 votes
56%
44%
Uruguay
39 votes
49%
51%
Maldives
37 votes
35%
65%
Oman
37 votes
73%
27%
Algeria
36 votes
44%
56%
Sri Lanka
34 votes
62%
38%
Guernsey
32 votes
59%
41%
Cayman Islands
32 votes
69%
31%
Faroe Islands
30 votes
70%
30%
Nigeria
30 votes
73%
27%
Montenegro
30 votes
53%
47%
Aruba
26 votes
69%
31%
El Salvador
26 votes
65%
35%
Mongolia
25 votes
64%
36%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Cambodia
23 votes
78%
22%
Belize
23 votes
70%
30%
Antigua and Barbuda
23 votes
70%
30%
Gibraltar
21 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Nepal
21 votes
57%
43%
Suriname
20 votes
75%
25%
Mariana Islands
19 votes
89%
11
Azerbaijan
18 votes
61%
39%
Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Paraguay
17 votes
71%
29%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
16 votes
81%
19%
Guyana
15 votes
100%
Sudan
15 votes
80%
20%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Syrian Arab Republic
14 votes
43%
57%
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Belarus
13 votes
54%
46%
Uganda
13 votes
62%
38%
Kazakhstan
12 votes
75%
25%
Armenia
12 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Asia/Pacific Region
11 votes
73%
27%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
10 votes
60%
40%
Haiti
10 votes
90%
10
Moldova, Republic of
9 votes
89%
11
Aland Islands
9 votes
78%
22%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Senegal
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Myanmar
7 votes
29%
71%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
6 votes
33%
67%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Mozambique
6 votes
83%
17%
Zimbabwe
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Fiji
5 votes
80%
20%
Virgin Islands, British
5 votes
60%
40%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Ethiopia
4 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Vanuatu
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Martinique
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maine, United States
    Dun dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundanana
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    2 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because... Johnny Depp duh.
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    this is the hardest decision ive ever made..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    all you people who said ninja go prok yourselfs
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Oh jeez men...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    I get all the loots
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I already a ninja:D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love to be in a boat and skilled with a sword!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Dakota, United States
    Ninja would take a lot of training
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    1 year ago
    ico
    DemiRoth FemaleGold Medal from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    A HOT NINJA
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    One Piece
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Pirate. .-. i have a less chance of getting killed
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hessen, Germany
    ninja's rule!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Can I be a ninja that looks like Johnny Depp? Idc if I'm a girl
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirates don't shower or brush xP
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I've got this bro, I is a ninja (~_o)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates, baby!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    i'm already a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if it's the pirates in the movies not the real pirates. love johnny depp!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Singapore
    this really depends: if by "pirate" you mean EDWARD KENWAY, i'd consider. so imma go with ninja for now.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A pirate if I can have Captain Jack Sparrow!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
    ALL THAT BOOOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maribor, Slovenia
    you guys betrayed me......
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    hayyya'
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirate Ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Be a ninja that pretends to be a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja sh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    Is there
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    A pirate, if Johnny Depp
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates were midevial ocean ninjas.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hasn't anyone heard of a pinja?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    pirate bay
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates of the carribean :3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I'll be clean
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    so a ninja enslaved to his master or a pirate who does his thing.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Ninja has skill and has speed and stealth
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Antalya, Turkey
    You get to drink rum around a fire a dance Whats better than that?!?!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    am I a good ninja? Or do I suck?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Ninja on a ship! BOOM!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    NINJAS 4 LYFE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Pirates are drunken fools who are skilled with a sword and guns. Ninjas are some of the best hand to hand fighters of all time, and masters of pretty much every weapon. No brainer
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates were nothing like how they were portrayed in movies. They don't even talk like that.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    XxCandystealerxX FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninja pirate mega fast stealing ur booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    like monkey d luffy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Treasure
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates. Are sexy as hell.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    I'd rather a pirate because I can be Edwards father,
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    ill be a pinja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Viseu, Portugal
    i would date jack sparrow so yeah pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates had terrible lives.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    IAmAJ FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    I obviously want a boat.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas have skills.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Syrian Arab Republic
    I love pirates....their life is an adventure
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Jack Sparrow picture made this one prreetty difficult
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I prefer rum. Rum is good.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    nobody would be able 2 c me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate for Jack Sparrow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Im going to be a good ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninjas can be all silent when they walk. I can scare people and stuff, plus avoid cameras (I hate them...now anyway)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Moscow City, Russian Federation
    A pirate, cuz that's a part of my religion
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Scurvy and execution vs sweet moves and spy action
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    i can't fight so ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    both... ninja's are quick and flrxible but pirate women would look so nice :))
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    if you knew ANYTHING about how the right side lived you wouldn't pick it
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    faster reflexes
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    I never cared about pirates.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    YEEEEARH-HARR FIDDLE-DEE-DEE,
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    1 year ago
    ico
    lol i vote for A
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    All I saw was Johnny Depp
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    *whispers* randy cunningham
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Princess
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    A ninja... Oh wait I already am one *I "disappear"*
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minas Gerais, Brazil
    at least my teeth are clean
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninjaz Duhhh they got skillzzz
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Naruto vs One piece
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Luke_Chin MaleSilver Medal from South Australia, Australia
    idk y would you white peeps choose A... when your ancestors tried to rub all Asia and Europe. Go poo in your chair and put it in your face! :
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninjas tend to have longer lifespands
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    nononononononono
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    Jackie Chann..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    only because jack sparrow was really hot
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Why not both?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    foolish smh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Can I be a drunken ninja? because for that's all that pirates have going for them.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Naruto
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I'm already a ninja it'll make me a Pinija
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Pirates can be arrested, ninjas are too fast.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Become a ninja-pirate!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kuwait
    id rather be captin jack sparrow thanks
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I would be a sumo!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i wanna be a ninja from naruto the anime
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    A ninja that owns a seaworthy vessel.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninja then ill become a ninja-pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    do what you want cause a pirate is free YOU ARE A PARATE!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Tough decision, except that ninjas don't have to always be worried they're going to get hung
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Spy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    PINJA
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    1 year ago
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    armandos MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    Pirates are sexy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate music lol :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i'll be a ninja pirate too
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    this is a REALLY hard one!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    why not both?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    So I can call myself ninja warrior XD
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirates are idiots!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninja from Naruto
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    1 year ago
    ico
    emilyw FemaleBronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    naruto made me decided this
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Love89571 FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja. :)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    PIRATE ALL THE WAY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    lannanai Female from New Mexico, United States
    "Im a ninja," "No your not" "yes I am did you see me do that?" "Do what?" "Exactly~"
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Who doesn't want to be a ninja?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    My balls won't have to grow weird sh*t on them
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Jack spearow is cool as hell
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja would be boring.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    The cool Johnny Depp pic was so tempting.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja cause im asian
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    NINJA
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    a pirate im already a ninjabecause
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    1 year ago
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    stephaniem3 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Auckland, New Zealand
    Ninja
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    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja's are friggen awesome!
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I would get sea sick
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates lived short and miserable lives
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Yo ho a pirate's life for me....
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    derrr
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Butt pirate
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    I'd be Jonny depp
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    People want to kill pirates! Good ninja
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    Mensan MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from New Brunswick, Canada
    One of the most legendary questions.
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    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    I'd be a pinja ;P
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    Ninja is cool
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    guest from Texas, United States
    i would be a ninja so i can twerk silently from my tights holding my balls and penis in place
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    guest from Texas, United States
    What if I'm the pirate assassin in the new assassins creed game there making
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    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I have sea sick and home sick
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    i will be like NARUTO
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    amiij FemaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    HIIIIIIIIIIII-YA!
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    guest from Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are assassins pirates are outlaws
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas are legit!!!!
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Derp you can be a ninja and your secret identidy as a pirate
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Do I get devil fruit ?
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    ingridd MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    ninja
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    a ninga because pirates never take showers so u will be smelling reallly bad
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    guest from the United States
    I play assassins creed I can be both on the fourth one
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    luked MaleBronze MedalBronze Crown from Iowa, United States
    NARUTO vs ONE PIECE
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja b*tches
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    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from the United States
    You can't see me!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja's have all the pirate moves
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    jaydenwouldrather Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    ninja
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    corrinar FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Seriously...ninja beat out the pirate????? really???? NO WAY!!! Pirate anyday!!! Pirates rule!!!!
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Maybe I'm both
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    guest from Australia
    Who doesn't want to be Johnny dep?
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm already a ninja
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    chrisl2 MaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    ninjas fast and kill fast and nija
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    NINJA HUG...you never saw it coming
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Yar Har a pirate is free! YOUARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Renfrewshire, United Kingdom
    I'm a pirate already
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Is that Grant Imahara?
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    black ninja
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    im all ready a ninja so ill be a ninja pirate who makes doe
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja are generic. They are all about stealth and act badass, but drop like flies in action movies.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    IM ASIAN SO NIJA ALL THA WAY
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    guest from Washington, United States
    yar har har it's a pirates life for me
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    go pirates
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I may or may not be ninja already, so............. KUNAI!
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    while you're raping wenches I'll be saving princesses
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Dude pirates rock
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninja's get to do all sorts of impossible bullship while pirates get scurvy and lose all their limbs/teeth.
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Just because jack sparrow
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    at least ninjas have all there teeth and shower
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    captainkittysticks FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from North Carolina, United States
    Pinja.
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    Idk
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninja of course
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates rock
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    There was a ninja parade yesterday but everybody missed it...
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    evelynl FemaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    Pirates because they're rouges and notorious. Probably have more exciting fights, ninjas are too quiet and deadly
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    I picked pirate just cause they put Johnny Depp there :P love him
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm already the neon yellow ninja, great for hid and seek in the dark
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    trust me im ninja
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    NINJA!!
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Assassinate the pirates!
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    guest from Al Qahirah, Egypt
    kill me already
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninja
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    guest from New York, United States
    Ninja cause I'm Asian! :D
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    but real men go for the tits
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    guest from California, United States
    stealing software is the highest form of theivery
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!(Anyone Know this song? No?)
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    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    You know....I'm the NOODLE NINJA....but if I'd be like Jack......(and just as handsome ^^...)
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate but i wanna be jack sparrow (im 15 and the guys a badass)
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    guest from Western, Sri Lanka
    i'm a pirate on the internet
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    A NINJA BECAUSE I HAVE SWAG AND NINJA SKILLS AT THE SAME TIME I PRACTICE AT 12
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    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    Pirate! I love their hats.
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    guest from Limburg, Netherlands
    "Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate."
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    kelseyc FemaleBronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    I could go on adventures with Johnny Depp :3
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    guest from Belfast, United Kingdom
    I would rather be a Ninja-Pirate-Cyborg-Jesus
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    ninja, a super secret ninja!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Ninja all the way. pirates end up either getting killed by gigantic sea monsters or other pirates
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Fruit ninja