Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 7 years ago)

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922,023 votes
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Guys
8,195 votes
71%
29%
Girls
5,336 votes
60.3%
39.7%
Unknowns
908,492 votes
67.75%
32.25%

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United States
472,959 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
94,272 votes
68%
32%
Canada
47,617 votes
70%
30%
Australia
46,904 votes
69%
31%
Spain
23,781 votes
58%
42%
Germany
13,580 votes
65%
35%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Netherlands
12,962 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
9,866 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
9,482 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
8,879 votes
71%
29%
Ireland
7,117 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
7,036 votes
67%
33%
France
6,478 votes
59%
41%
Italy
6,321 votes
52%
48%
Philippines
6,048 votes
76%
24%
Norway
5,998 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
5,395 votes
69%
31%
Colombia
4,290 votes
65%
35%
Indonesia
4,094 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
3,951 votes
66%
34%
Singapore
3,947 votes
74%
26%
Finland
3,792 votes
62%
38%
Belgium
3,731 votes
61%
39%
Portugal
3,729 votes
64%
36%
Chile
3,680 votes
60%
40%
Romania
3,608 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
3,483 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
3,418 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
3,278 votes
70%
30%
India
3,229 votes
63%
37%
Greece
2,847 votes
54%
46%
Croatia
2,662 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
2,627 votes
62%
38%
Bulgaria
2,337 votes
57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
2,281 votes
65%
35%
Turkey
2,135 votes
55%
45%
Switzerland
2,016 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,972 votes
60%
40%
Poland
1,969 votes
59%
41%
Israel
1,940 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
1,908 votes
56%
44%
Venezuela
1,885 votes
68%
32%
Peru
1,621 votes
65%
35%
Hong Kong
1,513 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,398 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
1,315 votes
64%
36%
Slovenia
1,211 votes
51%
49%
Ecuador
1,183 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
1,141 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
1,092 votes
66%
34%
Estonia
1,069 votes
59%
41%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,065 votes
65%
35%
Thailand
1,033 votes
67%
33%
Republic of Lithuania
1,018 votes
61%
39%
Japan
992 votes
68%
32%
Pakistan
941 votes
62%
38%
Macedonia
940 votes
61%
39%
Costa Rica
939 votes
67%
33%
Egypt
906 votes
62%
38%
Iceland
894 votes
58%
42%
Vietnam
863 votes
73%
27%
Slovakia
837 votes
56%
44%
Dominican Republic
831 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
823 votes
61%
39%
Qatar
792 votes
67%
33%
Albania
790 votes
57%
43%
Russia
710 votes
56%
44%
Lebanon
647 votes
67%
33%
Panama
606 votes
63%
37%
Taiwan
509 votes
65%
35%
Cyprus
508 votes
61%
39%
Trinidad and Tobago
500 votes
73%
27%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
496 votes
67%
33%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Malta
477 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
471 votes
74%
26%
Jamaica
459 votes
78%
22%
Morocco
420 votes
58%
42%
China
415 votes
71%
29%
Guatemala
414 votes
66%
34%
Georgia
407 votes
58%
42%
Republic of Korea
403 votes
66%
34%
Bahrain
389 votes
66%
34%
Iraq
387 votes
59%
41%
Ukraine
355 votes
58%
42%
El Salvador
321 votes
65%
35%
Paraguay
318 votes
62%
38%
Bahamas
304 votes
76%
24%
Unknown
302 votes
64%
36%
Guam
296 votes
74%
26%
Kenya
289 votes
65%
35%
Bolivia
277 votes
60%
40%
Bangladesh
276 votes
63%
37%
Algeria
272 votes
49%
51%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Montenegro
250 votes
61%
39%
Luxembourg
236 votes
63%
37%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Tunisia
233 votes
55%
45%
Nepal
227 votes
72%
28%
Oman
221 votes
69%
31%
Brunei
218 votes
75%
25%
Mauritius
213 votes
60%
40%
Iran
197 votes
60%
40%
Barbados
174 votes
76%
24%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Cambodia
173 votes
82%
18%
Sri Lanka
162 votes
55%
45%
Nicaragua
154 votes
70%
30%
Maldives
151 votes
46%
54%
Suriname
147 votes
73%
27%
Isle of Man
140 votes
73%
27%
Jersey
137 votes
64%
36%
Nigeria
125 votes
74%
26%
Aruba
121 votes
75%
25%
Faroe Islands
118 votes
62%
38%
Belize
111 votes
68%
32%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Namibia
107 votes
73%
27%
Curaçao
104 votes
73%
27%
Mongolia
103 votes
69%
31%
Azerbaijan
102 votes
63%
37%
Bermuda
100 votes
76%
24%
Cayman Islands
95 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
78 votes
49%
51%
Republic of Moldova
77 votes
66%
34%
Ghana
75 votes
77%
23%
Kazakhstan
74 votes
77%
23%
Syria
71 votes
63%
37%
Guernsey
65 votes
66%
34%
Palestine
65 votes
71%
29%
Belarus
62 votes
60%
40%
Guyana
61 votes
74%
26%
Gibraltar
60 votes
65%
35%
Seychelles
57 votes
58%
42%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Sudan
56 votes
70%
30%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Antigua and Barbuda
52 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar [Burma]
51 votes
69%
31%
Fiji
47 votes
74%
26%
Tanzania
45 votes
60%
40%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
44 votes
73%
27%
Andorra
43 votes
63%
37%
Botswana
42 votes
67%
33%
Macao
39 votes
77%
23%
Zimbabwe
38 votes
61%
39%
Mozambique
36 votes
64%
36%
Zambia
36 votes
72%
28%
Reunion
35 votes
46%
54%
New Caledonia
33 votes
58%
42%
Senegal
33 votes
64%
36%
Northern Mariana Islands
33 votes
76%
24%
Saint Lucia
30 votes
70%
30%
U.S. Virgin Islands
30 votes
67%
33%
Sint Maarten
29 votes
69%
31%
Uganda
28 votes
61%
39%
Grenada
25 votes
80%
20%
Dominica
24 votes
67%
33%
Haiti
23 votes
74%
26%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Turks and Caicos Islands
21 votes
52%
48%
Ethiopia
21 votes
71%
29%
Libya
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Afghanistan
19 votes
53%
47%
Greenland
19 votes
74%
26%
Laos
18 votes
78%
22%
Angola
17 votes
71%
29%
Madagascar
16 votes
63%
37%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
Anguilla
14 votes
57%
43%
Swaziland
14 votes
86%
14
Monaco
14 votes
43%
57%
Åland
14 votes
57%
43%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
British Virgin Islands
13 votes
77%
23%
Guadeloupe
12 votes
83%
17%
Uzbekistan
12 votes
75%
25%
Bonaire
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Liechtenstein
10 votes
60%
40%
Somalia
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Martin
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Kyrgyzstan
9 votes
56%
44%
American Samoa
9 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Rwanda
8 votes
88%
12
Cuba
8 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
7 votes
86%
14
Vanuatu
7 votes
71%
29%
Samoa
7 votes
86%
14
Liberia
7 votes
57%
43%
Martinique
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
6 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
6 votes
83%
17%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
East Timor
5 votes
100%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Mauritania
4 votes
75%
25%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Ivory Coast
3 votes
67%
33%
Gambia
3 votes
100%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Kosovo
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Burundi
1 vote
100%
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    1 year ago
    ico +2
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Are
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    6 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    NIN NIN !!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    You can be a pirate assassin, duh! (Edward Kenway)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    A pirate dies
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Booty is money in pirate language
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i want to be a ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Do i get a piece of eight?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Naruto
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    One piece vs narrow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    I have lost faith in who ever pick pirate because the have booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Assassins Creed Black Flag, you're technically both. Boom.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    do u mean money or ass
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Outlaws are the best Fujck the rules
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Who da hell doesn't wants to be like Naruto?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Coward vs rich coward
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas don't get diseases and scurvy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    i wanna parcour like a boss B)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    You are a pirate! But I am a ninja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I rather not have scruvy, fight other pirates, possibly dangerous ocean life, maybe get lost in the middle of the OCEAN!, no food, no fresh water, and no way to clean my self.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    ninja are sneeky
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Espirito Santo, Brazil
    Naruto vs one piece... WHAT DO I DO
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm already a ninja ⚔
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    YA HAR FIDDLY DEE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    i am not a somaliaan so i go with a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Central Singapore Community Development Council, Singapore
    am i jack sparow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of diirt
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    I AM A CHING CHONG NINJA
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    BOTH COOL TOO COOL SKKKIIIIPPPP
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Can I get both?\
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    I'm 50% ninja already because being asian's half the battle
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    naruto
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Saint George, Grenada
    NINJA BECAUSE THERE COOL
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I couldn't really choose, i just chose some random one
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause I WOULD STEEL EVERYONES GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I would be a ninja. Slash slash
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! (spoken)You are a pirate! (crowd)Yay! We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away! We'll dig up the box, (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say hooray! (girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. If you love to sail the sea, You are a pirate! (spoken)Weigh anchooor! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Arr yarr, ahoy and avast, dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahaha! (Yay!) We're sailing away (set sail!), Adventure awaits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until its time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again! (girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee. If you love to sail the sea, You are a pirate! Laaaand ho! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! (spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads, Wherever you go! (singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below, You are a pirate! (spoken)Hahahahaa! You're a pirate!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I dream of being a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    i get sea sick
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninja easy pirates don't have any purpose now with all of are technology
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ninjas are amazing things
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Hey where is he? I'm behind you I'm on top of you it's ez to get treasure
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    You didnt even see me click the ninja button *fades into the shadows*
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    ninja are bae
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Khomas, Namibia
    HIDE THE RUM
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    What you gonna do when you get that butt?...Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Pirates wold be like don't touch my booty!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    Extremely cool person who fights off enemies or extinct people who got deadly diseases and poor hygiene ...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Just like the screen of roblox would you rather
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates are bad ass!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninjas are way cooler
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    both will make people think your crazy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I'd be fine either way
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    NINJAS HAVE REALLY GOOD REFLEXES
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    so would I rather be a super cool Japanese stealth assassin guy, or a disease ridden thief rapist murderer? like if you agree.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Haha! That is funny plus if you were a pirate you would be richhh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North East Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
    ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Rich af and pretty hardcore
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE DO WHAT YA WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I would be a ninja because I could rob a bank without anybody noticing
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    lol I'm practically a ninja now LOL
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    jack s
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    no I am captain Jack Sparrow the original not you. savvy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    i want to be a pirate ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja cause I can't swim very well
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Sarawak, Malaysia
    ASSASINS!! F*** YEAAHHHH
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I GET TO KILL POEPLE AND HAVE GOLD
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    You can kill and not get arrested
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    pirates are missives ninjas are boring
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    1 year ago
    ico
    c00lkidd MaleBronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    Wow this is from roblox
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from East Java, Indonesia
    naruto or luffy?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    ninja pirate or pirate ninja.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    arg matey
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    ninga
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    1 year ago
    ico
    cliffv MaleBronze Medal from Utah, United States
    pirates have no special skills... they are scum.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Id be bar boss a he is my inspiration
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Balearic Islands, Spain
    jutsu!!!!!!!!!!1
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Life as a pirate is a hard life which usually ends in death
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    IM NEXT TO YOU
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    A pirate is rich.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas where unpaid assassins JOHNY DEP ALL THE WAY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    I'd rather not be a pirate like Jacob sartorious..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Poop deck :P clean meh poop deck :P
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    as long I'm jacksparo first mate
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    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    Do what you want cause a pirate is free.
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    girl pirates get men
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    cha
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    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Can't swim
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas were servants of the Daimyo's very much needed and payed pretty well with low chance of drowning
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    2 WORDS JOHNNY DEPP
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A ninja so you can jump high and run fast as flash
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    A Ninja so you can have nuckles
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I can be Jack Sparrow! I can be friends with Gibbs and Will Turner!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Dihok, Iraq
    i choose the pirate life why? cuz.. EDWARD KENWAY AND JACK SPARROW YOU ARE PIRATE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates would get killed
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Pirates have to deal with other pirates and walking the plank and getting shot etc.But with a ninja...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    And this is the day that you almost caught Jack Sparrow by
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ""
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    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Well, considering I already practice Ninjutsu..
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    ico
    Usuihinato FemaleBronze Medal from Delaware, United States
    The ninja looks like he's a teenager wearing a 15 costume
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    ico
    AlyGurl4ever Bronze Medal from Maine, United States
    I wanna be a ninja because....because....NINJA!!!!
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    thats funny
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    RASANGAN
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    johny depp yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I WANNA FIGHT THE KRAKEN!!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat Masqat, Oman
    ninja
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    relles the kacine
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninja Pirate
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    ico
    guest from Munster, Ireland
    I get seasick
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    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I could save lives
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    a ninja so cool with samorai
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    What kind of question is that I know that pirates dum
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Mayorality of Baghdad, Iraq
    COOL
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    1 year ago
    ico
    stanikh MaleBronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    you get a kitana if your a niga
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    Ja my to
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Noooooooooooo
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Some parts o pirates o the Caribbean are disgusting but I like pirates better
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    LOVE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    DAMN YEAH I LOVE FNAF AND I WOULD LOE TO BE FOXY MATES.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    boty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    a ninja is cool but a pirate is called both
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    pirates get a more chance of dieing
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    #PIRATESAREGAY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    Lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I don't like the ocean
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Oh m8
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Know one knows yet. Muahaha
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    I want to be like Naruto
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    A stereotype pirate I want to be a stereotype pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico +3
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Every one comment I'm liking all of them
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    1 year ago
    ico +3
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    LOL
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    1 year ago
    ico +2
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Arrrr mat tea
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    1 year ago
    ico +2
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    GET IT TO 69%
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    I like pirates and I just wanted to click on jack sparrow
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    yo ho ho already am I steal
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    freyag FemaleSilver Medal from Massachusetts, United States
    Be awesome...
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    markg3 MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Rhode Island, United States
    ninja's are badass
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Time to go steel some cargo
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ohio, United States
    no booty fo u
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    zainaa FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    A pie rat.
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    GENJI
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Piedmont, Italy
    YARR HARR FIDDLE DE DEEEE
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Wo,wo,wo nijas are much cooler. Pirates are bad fighters. Also, pirates have bad smell and rotten teech
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    Depends. Would you be an awesome captain and die rich like Edward Kenway?
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    If I were a pirate tho I would have to walk the plank since I'm female ;-;
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I would so be a pirate, because after watching Five Nights at Freddys GIFs, the pirates always get DA BOOTY!!! LMAO
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oregon, United States
    A ninja man Pirates are gay
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas have da skillz
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I am a black belt in karate, sooooooo, I kinda already am a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    pirates can expose them
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I don't need scurvy
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I WILL BE T
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    YARAR
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Georgia, United States
    SWIPE THE DECK! Man frik dat, being ninjas cool yo
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    Zapster64 Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    Just seeing the sea is scary
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    luismiguelp MaleSilver Medal from Calabarzon, Philippines
    Arghhh shimervy timbers
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    ninjas are badass
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    YAR HAR DIDLY DOO U R A PIRATE-Lazy Town
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    b: AAARGHHH I BE RIDING MY OLD SHIP WITH ME DIRTY CREW AND OUTDATED CANNONS
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Munster, Ireland
    You don't see my image
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirate cause they get da booty and guns
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    I can go to people's houses without getting notice
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Leicestershire, United Kingdom
    Dam dat BOOTY
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    I would rather have the illegal occupation that dosen't involve me knowing how to sail
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas have skills
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Masovian Voivodeship, Poland
    Katon! Goukakyu no Justu! :)
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    genji
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    I LIKE THE COLOR BLACK AND PEARLS SO YEA BOOYYY AND I LIKE HIS ACTING HES FUNNY
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    They could do what ever they want
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay
    ERA FACIL
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    man who wants to sail on the black pearl with me yarrr har har .... savvy?
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I saw jonny depp and clicked it without thinking
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    Kittykat14040 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Illinois, United States
    Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! :D
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Beyrouth, Lebanon
    Arrrr mates choose the pirate because you ca find treasser arrr
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    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    JACK SPAROWWW!
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    ico +1
    BadassBitchxD FemaleBronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    you get dat booty
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from New York, United States
    ninjas get booty to you know
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    My names Jack but I ain't sparrow
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    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    +eliyahm ninjas are usually still criminals
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    ico +1
    thatrandom3 MaleBronze Medal from Alberta, Canada
    yar har fiddly dee do what you want cause a pirate be free
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    I WANTED TO BE A PIRATE
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Halland, Sweden
    my mom said to me jack sparrow and the movie they cant die
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I