Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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618,006 votes
3,235 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
6,709 votes
71.7%
28.3%
Girls
4,614 votes
60.4%
39.6%
Unknowns
606,683 votes
67.26%
32.74%

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United States
324,263 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
58,747 votes
67%
33%
Australia
33,506 votes
68%
32%
Canada
33,177 votes
69%
31%
Spain
16,970 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
9,341 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
8,528 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
6,245 votes
71%
29%
Mexico
6,235 votes
63%
37%
Argentina
5,365 votes
62%
38%
Ireland
5,113 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
5,039 votes
67%
33%
Italy
4,820 votes
52%
48%
France
4,571 votes
58%
42%
Norway
4,191 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
3,567 votes
67%
33%
Portugal
2,745 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,733 votes
76%
24%
Singapore
2,627 votes
73%
27%
Finland
2,589 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
2,537 votes
65%
35%
Romania
2,503 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
2,477 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
2,342 votes
66%
34%
Belgium
2,327 votes
60%
40%
Chile
2,242 votes
59%
41%
Indonesia
2,085 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
1,858 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
1,698 votes
56%
44%
India
1,601 votes
62%
38%
Greece
1,567 votes
55%
45%
Malaysia
1,482 votes
70%
30%
Serbia
1,425 votes
60%
40%
Switzerland
1,378 votes
65%
35%
Saudi Arabia
1,370 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,359 votes
61%
39%
Israel
1,338 votes
62%
38%
Poland
1,215 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
1,139 votes
54%
46%
Venezuela
1,095 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
1,019 votes
71%
29%
Peru
944 votes
64%
36%
Czech Republic
912 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
906 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
823 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
813 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
783 votes
62%
38%
Estonia
717 votes
58%
42%
Ecuador
667 votes
62%
38%
Japan
666 votes
68%
32%
Uruguay
638 votes
63%
37%
Kuwait
603 votes
67%
33%
Iceland
598 votes
58%
42%
Thailand
590 votes
66%
34%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
580 votes
66%
34%
Costa Rica
573 votes
67%
33%
Egypt
553 votes
62%
38%
Latvia
526 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Lithuania
516 votes
60%
40%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Slovakia
458 votes
56%
44%
Macedonia
443 votes
60%
40%
Dominican Republic
440 votes
72%
28%
Qatar
429 votes
66%
34%
Vietnam
394 votes
72%
28%
Panama
370 votes
62%
38%
Pakistan
337 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
336 votes
62%
38%
Russia
335 votes
53%
47%
Albania
318 votes
56%
44%
China
307 votes
73%
27%
Cyprus
297 votes
62%
38%
Malta
291 votes
61%
39%
Lebanon
290 votes
67%
33%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Trinidad and Tobago
259 votes
72%
28%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Morocco
246 votes
59%
41%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Jamaica
227 votes
79%
21%
Guatemala
226 votes
66%
34%
Honduras
225 votes
71%
29%
Bahrain
219 votes
65%
35%
Ukraine
205 votes
58%
42%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
199 votes
69%
31%
Georgia
195 votes
55%
45%
Unknown
191 votes
61%
39%
El Salvador
186 votes
62%
38%
Guam
177 votes
74%
26%
Republic of Korea
175 votes
68%
32%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Bahamas
168 votes
73%
27%
Paraguay
168 votes
62%
38%
Kenya
157 votes
66%
34%
Luxembourg
150 votes
57%
43%
Bolivia
147 votes
59%
41%
Tunisia
142 votes
56%
44%
Algeria
137 votes
48%
52%
Iraq
126 votes
55%
45%
Bangladesh
120 votes
66%
34%
Montenegro
119 votes
61%
39%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Oman
106 votes
73%
27%
Jersey
100 votes
65%
35%
Barbados
94 votes
76%
24%
Isle of Man
93 votes
67%
33%
Nicaragua
93 votes
70%
30%
Brunei
90 votes
79%
21%
Mauritius
88 votes
53%
47%
Sri Lanka
88 votes
56%
44%
Faroe Islands
76 votes
59%
41%
Aruba
71 votes
73%
27%
Bermuda
68 votes
74%
26%
Nigeria
66 votes
70%
30%
Maldives
65 votes
38%
62%
Cambodia
64 votes
77%
23%
Belize
60 votes
65%
35%
Cayman Islands
57 votes
68%
32%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Mongolia
53 votes
68%
32%
Suriname
52 votes
71%
29%
Seychelles
51 votes
55%
45%
Nepal
51 votes
65%
35%
Guernsey
47 votes
62%
38%
Iran
45 votes
62%
38%
Belarus
43 votes
53%
47%
Namibia
41 votes
78%
22%
Republic of Moldova
41 votes
66%
34%
Gibraltar
39 votes
64%
36%
Curaçao
39 votes
72%
28%
Kazakhstan
37 votes
73%
27%
Azerbaijan
37 votes
59%
41%
Armenia
35 votes
57%
43%
Ghana
35 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
32 votes
72%
28%
Andorra
32 votes
63%
37%
Antigua and Barbuda
30 votes
70%
30%
Sudan
24 votes
71%
29%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
24 votes
88%
12
Syria
23 votes
61%
39%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Palestine
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Fiji
19 votes
89%
11
Saint Lucia
19 votes
68%
32%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Tanzania
18 votes
61%
39%
Myanmar [Burma]
18 votes
56%
44%
Reunion
17 votes
41%
59%
Senegal
17 votes
53%
47%
Botswana
16 votes
81%
19%
U.S. Virgin Islands
16 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
15 votes
73%
27%
Mozambique
15 votes
73%
27%
Zambia
15 votes
73%
27%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Grenada
15 votes
73%
27%
Afghanistan
14 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
13 votes
85%
15
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Sint Maarten
12 votes
67%
33%
Macao
12 votes
92%
8
Madagascar
12 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
11 votes
64%
36%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Dominica
11 votes
73%
27%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
New Caledonia
11 votes
64%
36%
Turks and Caicos Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Northern Mariana Islands
10 votes
80%
20%
Angola
10 votes
60%
40%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
Åland
9 votes
56%
44%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
8 votes
75%
25%
British Virgin Islands
7 votes
71%
29%
Liechtenstein
7 votes
57%
43%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
Libya
7 votes
71%
29%
Laos
7 votes
57%
43%
Guadeloupe
6 votes
67%
33%
Saint Martin
6 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Yemen
6 votes
83%
17%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Uzbekistan
5 votes
80%
20%
Bonaire
5 votes
80%
20%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Anguilla
5 votes
80%
20%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
French Polynesia
5 votes
60%
40%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Cuba
4 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Liberia
4 votes
25%
75%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
3 votes
67%
33%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Kyrgyzstan
2 votes
50%
50%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Samoa
2 votes
50%
50%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Barnsley, United Kingdom
    I llllooooooovvvveeeee Jack Sparror, such a good actor!
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    simons MaleBronze Medal from Örebro, Sweden
    a ninja pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja vr pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    People but ninjas has SKILLS to fight they have ninja stars and swords plus they are COOLER
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from More og Romsdal fylke, Norway
    you know ninjas are not sailing soo phone on ninja trainiing
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    WHO WANTS TO BE A NINJA?!!!!!!!!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Really
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    all ready a ninja so...
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    4 months ago
    ico
    charliem2 MaleBronze Medal from Utah, United States
    naruto
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kerala, India
    u can be much more skilled
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    who else saw jack sparrow and then clicked without reading anything else]#
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    LOL
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    4 months ago
    ico
    bogdanv MaleBronze Medal from Provincia di Brescia, Italy
    Pirates of the Caribbean...
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Toshkent Shahri, Uzbekistan
    One does not simply choose
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas got like epic skills and weapons
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    A pirate of course because they got guns
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    Do you know? Ninja aren't even Cool, they are just Peasants
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    People only think of jack sparrow, but what about dat ONE PEICE THO
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    The only reason I chose pirate is cus of Assasins creed black flag
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    4 months ago
    ico
    tomr MaleSilver Medal from Distrikt Paramaribo, Suriname
    its like batman or jack
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    pirates smell bad
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I pirate because I think it would be COOL
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Lower Saxony, Germany
    Real life pirates have a hell to live trough... soo i rather would be ninja that doesnt has to break the law in order to survive. Pirates are still a real thing in 2016 and they are not heroric so you made a mistake when you choose pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninjas don't get scurvy
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates stink
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    your a pirate harry potter said gandalof from riverwood of oblivion
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bosnia and Herzegovina
    Ninja!!!!!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    123456789 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    Ninjas are awesome
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirates are sexy ninjas are cool but mehh
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Thanh Pho Ha Noi, Vietnam
    To eliyahm a ninja is an outlaw who murders for moola
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    but i'll miss the rum.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    i could be a really cute ninja girl but not all flowers and pink i mean like a black shadow cute girl
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHcKn62X9vo
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Sailing on my BOAT!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    yea
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    a pirates life for me!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    im a nija m a spy im a assasian
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Sail the seven seas
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are cowards they stab people in the back and then run
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Brabant, Netherlands
    I would become a ninja and join pirates ;)
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i would be pirate but they got less skill
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    a ninja
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Baranya, Hungary
    free downloads for the win
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    whys the rum gone?!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    theleagueofdraven MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    SAVVY
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    who else saw Johnny deep and didn't even reed the other one and clicked Johnny
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i can sneak up on my friends muhahahhahahah
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    pirates dont shower and there dicks r dirty and smells nasty GOSH!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    #JackSpareil
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Be crazy, Get money, Kill whoever you want. This is good for me.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    i want to be a pirate buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut 32% YARR HARR TIMBA MEE HEE U R A PIRATE
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL IT TO BE
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    i hate the ocean
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Putting Jack was a low blow, I chose ninja JUST because of that
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    C'mon peeps where's the Piratyness in all of yoose
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Ninjas Rule!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    katana
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Taurages apskritis, Republic of Lithuania
    So HARD choises!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    brolid Bronze Medal from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from City of Zagreb, Croatia
    Ninja is more dangerous
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i wanna be a mother truckin' ninja! who's with me?!!?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    JACK IS WHO I WOULD BE!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I hate nig- I mean ninjas
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Rhône, France
    les ninja sont les meilleur
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I'm jack sparrow savvy?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates are sooo last 10,000,000 years ago, and wow who picks that
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    To quote the world's best ninja "GET OVER HERE 32%"
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    Come get the "BOOTY"
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    CLUMBSEY NINJA
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Wellington, New Zealand
    pirates had guns and swords but since ninjas are stealthy pirates have there crew
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninjas are overrated
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    idk
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    4 months ago
    ico
    haydenb3 MaleBronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    SCREWA YOU PIRATES
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Du du du INNER NINJA
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    4 months ago
    ico
    blakea2 MaleSilver Medal from Texas, United States
    Throwing star throwing star highyawwwwwwwww!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninja ninjas are asome think of scorpion from mortal combat x
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    Left :greninja right :chestnaut
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Fackin assassins creed! Mate!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Does anyone watch Naruto?!?!!!!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bucuresti, Romania
    Set sail my ship, uTorrent, board the ship my crew, Daemon, Tools with us! We set sail to The Pirate Bay!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Harjumaa, Estonia
    my dream
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    you sail across the seas with your crew loot or steal other ships take down eniemy ships and be very succsessful
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    U don't see me!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    I'm Naruto Uzumaki, now get your hands off my friends!!! >:(
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
    Ninjas live like monks, pirates get bootay!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I want to be both ninjas are sneky Pirates on the sea
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    get more MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNUYYYYY
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    BOOTY!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    gimme du BIG BOOTY!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Pirate because I like thay speck
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Denmark, Denmark
    a pirate its steal anything and its a hard life
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Aberdeen City, United Kingdom
    silent but deadly
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Hahahahahahaha BOOTY! I could say that all day.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I chop ya head of
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates have a better life
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    danielo MaleBronze Medal from Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
    pirates deserve more votes.
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Hey guys want to hear a song? Yar Har fiddle Dee Dee. Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! Foxy the pirate Fox would be proud! Also That's Jack Sparrow.
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    guest from Sao Paulo, Brazil
    ninja não pode mostrar sua endentidade ,e nem conversar com ninguem ja o pirata pode
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    ninjas gots the moves to steal from pitRATes
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    im not going to live the life of an outlaw
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    dey get da big BOOTYS
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    guest from Washington, United States
    One Piece anyone?
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    guest from Baladiyat ad Dawhah, Qatar
    do what you want a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    how a pirate ninga
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    I AGREE
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    face me I am the ninja
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    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    ILL GET RICH
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I wore Piret in the pirates of the Caribbean that means I'll get to meet my favorite person in the worl Tim Burton you know the one who created the nightmare before Christmas and all that other really good movies
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    guest from Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
    MLG NINJA TIME
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    guest from Washington, United States
    BUT PIRATE SHIPS ALWAYS SINK!!!!!
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    guest from California, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i can be fast smart and sneaky and strong
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    _mixedfruit_ FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    I would be able to sneak in the kitchen in the middle of the night so much easier
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    guest from Nacional, Dominican Republic
    THE WARRIORS PA>TH
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    guest from Nacional, Dominican Republic
    Ninja pirate . Eve
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    me be sneaky
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    nejcg Male from Medvode, Slovenia
    pirats are booses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Campania, Italy
    Bello
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    guest from Sogn og Fjordane Fylke, Norway
    do what u whant cause a pirate is free you are a pirate!
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    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    you are a pirate yar har yegity you are a pirate
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    guest from New York, United States
    u are most likely to die at sea and global warming people
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    guest from Bracknell Forest, United Kingdom
    Why is the rum always gone?
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    guest from California, United States
    pirates get scurvy:case closed
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    jack sparrow done
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    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are awesome but you have to be under 130 pounds to a ninja so you don't make noise
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    guest from Capital Region, Denmark
    booty in piarate Means loot like gold
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    guest from Flanders, Belgium
    my grand dad is a captain
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    guest from Kingston upon Hull, United Kingdom
    Nobody would here me so I could do ultimate ninja jumps 'n stuff
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    guest from Maine, United States
    You Are A Pirate!
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    minions MaleSilver Medal from Nevada, United States
    this one is tricky
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    As I said before, stealth equals wealth.
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    Ar Ar Do What You Want Do What You Want Cos A Pirate Is Free!
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    they are both not god worthy
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    So it asking me be a Asian guy hiding behind a black guys hide or be a [email protected] mother f**k
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    hiya
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    guest from Belfast, United Kingdom
    I love Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    yar har fiddle with me being a pirate is nothing to be do what you want because a pirate is free YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!! (i love that song)
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I cant be a pirate. I would die in the first robbery
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    guest from Southampton, United Kingdom
    Yes
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ningaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    guest from Lower Saxony, Germany
    I would be sneaky and kill
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    pirate i mean
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    a iarte cuz ill get gold
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    guest from Wilaya d' Alger, Algeria
    pirate is not jack sparow it's actually broken tooth :p
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    joshc3 MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Pirates are criminals
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    lolzxkillz127 Bronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    trueeee
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    guest from California, United States
    pirats got guns!
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    chalicew FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    a ninja does not get caught as easily
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    You eat salt meat and get wipt so it's hard to be a pirate
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    guest from Southend-on-Sea, United Kingdom
    this is hard
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    guest from Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom
    captain jack SPARROW TO U!!!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    A ninja so I could teach NigaHiga how to be a NiNJA
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    YAHRHARHEAHR
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    guest from Harju, Estonia
    you are a pirate
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    guest from California, United States
    I wanna be captain jack sparrow
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    PIRITE;DUH! They have BOOTY in both ways ;)
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    ninja
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    WHY!!!!
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    guest from Södermanland, Sweden
    f u c k you all who woted forninja
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, if you pull my pants down you can see my flush arrow.
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    capin jack
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Swiggity swoogty I am coming for the booty
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirats are filthy and FUNKAY like if you get that refrence
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    guest from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
    NARUTO!
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Naruto
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    I LIKE ONE PIECE SOO
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    a pirate cause then i get too see hook from Once Upon A Time
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    guest from California, United States
    I would be a ninja pirate
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    guest from Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
    I love pirates, and they got prostitute
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    guest from Campania, Italy
    let's cheating on tests b*tches.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    i can fly :3
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Why did they put Johnny depp on here
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    guest from Somerset, United Kingdom
    What can I say, I like big buts, I just can not lie!
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Pirates of the Caribbean for the win!!!
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    that pirate is Johnny Depp
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Am Asian so gotta go for ninja
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    wow,NO ONE WANTS TO BE A PIRATE!!!!!!
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    So theif, or..... theif, ummmmmmm. I will go with theif!
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    guest from California, United States
    ninja can steal with no trace left behind pirates go in there with all the evidence
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I've always wanted to become a pirate since I was 7. I'm a girl.
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    Booty I like some of that s E x Y stuff right people?
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    Stormblessed55 MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    stealth and sharp objects. COUNT ME IN!!!!!!
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    guest from Florida, United States
    If its jack sparrow were talking about here than YEA!!!!!!!!
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    denisk MaleBronze Medal from Ra's al Khaymah, United Arab Emirates
    lol who would win?1 ninja or 10 pirates? a ninja. JUST THROW STUFF ON THE PIRATES XD and ninjas can block their shots. like doging for dayz
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    luffyyyyyyyyyyyy
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    guest from Texas, United States
    this wont be the last we have seen of Captn Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Do what you want because a pirate is free
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    Datbooty FemaleSilver Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    Geist from Texas you are a FVCKING retard. Booty means money, treasure, not a girls ass
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    guest from California, United States
    Fun fact more pirates died in their Line of work then ninjas in theirs
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    guest from Hordaland, Norway
    Check out this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WpMt2vzrIxs
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    look behind you
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!