Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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242,336 votes
1,631 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,705 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,480 votes
63.9%
36.1%
Unknowns
237,151 votes
68.16%
31.84%

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United States
156,393 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
19,008 votes
66%
34%
Australia
13,637 votes
68%
32%
Canada
13,615 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
4,827 votes
67%
33%
Germany
2,402 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,297 votes
70%
30%
Netherlands
2,049 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,615 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,280 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
1,246 votes
63%
37%
France
1,127 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
984 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
880 votes
64%
36%
Mexico
872 votes
61%
39%
Denmark
827 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
739 votes
62%
38%
Italy
692 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
681 votes
76%
24%
United Arab Emirates
673 votes
66%
34%
Romania
641 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
610 votes
61%
39%
India
599 votes
62%
38%
Finland
567 votes
63%
37%
Spain
475 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
446 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
432 votes
59%
41%
Hong Kong
414 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
395 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
373 votes
69%
31%
Israel
363 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
351 votes
63%
37%
Serbia
337 votes
57%
43%
Greece
335 votes
59%
41%
Japan
324 votes
70%
30%
Austria
321 votes
64%
36%
Turkey
283 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
268 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
256 votes
68%
32%
China
253 votes
75%
25%
Poland
251 votes
62%
38%
Slovenia
251 votes
51%
49%
Czech Republic
220 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
207 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
201 votes
55%
45%
South Korea
199 votes
69%
31%
Estonia
198 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
194 votes
59%
41%
Egypt
189 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
187 votes
55%
45%
Russian Federation
180 votes
53%
47%
Iceland
176 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
151 votes
62%
38%
Hungary
142 votes
54%
46%
Thailand
140 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
139 votes
69%
31%
Pakistan
120 votes
49%
51%
Qatar
117 votes
68%
32%
Jordan
117 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
111 votes
57%
43%
Latvia
101 votes
54%
46%
Malta
100 votes
70%
30%
Europe
100 votes
55%
45%
Lebanon
100 votes
70%
30%
Jamaica
96 votes
80%
20%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
96 votes
56%
44%
Chile
95 votes
59%
41%
Costa Rica
94 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
93 votes
65%
35%
Dominican Republic
90 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
87 votes
74%
26%
Macedonia
81 votes
44%
56%
Trinidad and Tobago
76 votes
75%
25%
Panama
75 votes
56%
44%
Bahamas
70 votes
76%
24%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Vietnam
68 votes
82%
18%
Albania
68 votes
49%
51%
Bahrain
65 votes
62%
38%
Guam
65 votes
71%
29%
Morocco
64 votes
61%
39%
Georgia
57 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
53 votes
55%
45%
Kenya
50 votes
70%
30%
Luxembourg
49 votes
63%
37%
Jersey
48 votes
60%
40%
Guatemala
44 votes
70%
30%
Honduras
41 votes
73%
27%
Peru
40 votes
60%
40%
Netherlands Antilles
39 votes
67%
33%
Ecuador
38 votes
55%
45%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
38 votes
50%
50%
Barbados
37 votes
76%
24%
Isle of Man
35 votes
57%
43%
Brunei Darussalam
35 votes
74%
26%
Tunisia
33 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
31 votes
55%
45%
Bermuda
27 votes
93%
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Bangladesh
27 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
27 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
24 votes
79%
21%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Algeria
23 votes
52%
48%
Oman
23 votes
70%
30%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Mongolia
19 votes
63%
37%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
Maldives
19 votes
37%
63%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Bolivia
18 votes
61%
39%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Antigua and Barbuda
17 votes
71%
29%
El Salvador
16 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Belize
15 votes
73%
27%
Nepal
15 votes
53%
47%
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Suriname
14 votes
71%
29%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Namibia
13 votes
85%
15
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Haiti
8 votes
88%
12
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
8 votes
63%
37%
Grenada
8 votes
75%
25%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
7 votes
86%
14
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Senegal
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Myanmar
4 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    2 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I just want Johnny Depp
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Love movie
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I would have chose ninja but Jack Sparrow is awesome
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    YARR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I wanna be an ASSASSIN! But that wasn't an option, so I went with ninja
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    No idea they are both fu**ing awesome
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    jack sperah for teh win obi!!!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Why not both?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Ninja is steathy
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Leeds, United Kingdom
    HERM
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    because pirates are holy. RAmen!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom
    I would be Edward Kenway who is sorta a ninja pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    We get to steal stuff and have GUNS
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    ITS BOOTY TIME!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maharashtra, India
    why not both?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    cooler outfit
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Arrrg you ready for school???
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirate ninja.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    YOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NINJA BROS
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    The Jack Sparrow picture sold me.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    wait i change my mind! NINJA I WANT TO BE A NINJA!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I have seasickness
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    RUM
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    a pirate for jack sparrow
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    saw jack sparrow, instantly clicked!!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    It would be hard to breath in the ninga costume
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Easy
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    9 months ago
    ico
    Tairn Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    ninja pirate.
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    9 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Shadow Jitzu!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pinja!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    id be a ninja pirate prepare for mind blowin'
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    By the way most pirate's died form being hanged, Shipwreck, and battle so you would probably die but ninja's are masters of the shadows and actualy won
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    bit*h azz nig*a ima pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    asian/Koreans rule
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja + Pirate = Ninja Pirate = EPICNESS
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I think being a ninja would be filled with too much... stuff, to be any fun.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I am a minority, but I still set sail
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    10 months ago
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    QuestMan MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Assassinate all the pirates and take their money.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    jack sparrow is a boss though
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    10 months ago
    ico
    hankyull MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Ontario, Canada
    No brainer!
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    10 months ago
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    daisyw Female from the United Kingdom
    JOHNNY DEPP FTW
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    Ninja's can steal money much easier that pirates
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Screw you guys, pirates are waaay more manly than ninjas.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    naruto ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    When I see the ninja "Naruto!!!" but then I see the pirates...One Piece...crap
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates are awesome. i hate asians
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    10 months ago
    ico
    Hence the ships and canons
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninjas and pirates are enemies and ninjas always win
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    10 months ago
    ico
    psychokid MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Queensland, Australia
    i think the ninja looks like Grant Imahara
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    10 months ago
    ico
    ninjas are murderers...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    LosVider MaleSilver Medal from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be a pirate so I could raid ships and online music.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'm already a ninja...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    We always see pirates coming, but ninja's are sneakyy
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bayern, Germany
    Why be a buttpirate?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninja: you could get ginger ninja minge :3
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    MY INNER NINJA (bum bum bum!)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I am not a thief.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    What about a pirate ninja?
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love captain Jack sparrow LOL
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    wall jump
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjas are awsome
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    11 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    this is the hardest decision ive ever made..
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    all you people who said ninja go prok yourselfs
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Oh jeez men...
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    I get all the loots
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I already a ninja:D
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate cause i love to be in a boat and skilled with a sword!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Dakota, United States
    Ninja would take a lot of training
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    11 months ago
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    DemiRoth FemaleGold Medal from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    A HOT NINJA
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    One Piece
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Pirate. .-. i have a less chance of getting killed
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hessen, Germany
    ninja's rule!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Can I be a ninja that looks like Johnny Depp? Idc if I'm a girl
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirates don't shower or brush xP
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I've got this bro, I is a ninja (~_o)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Pirates, baby!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    i'm already a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    only if it's the pirates in the movies not the real pirates. love johnny depp!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Singapore
    this really depends: if by "pirate" you mean EDWARD KENWAY, i'd consider. so imma go with ninja for now.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A pirate if I can have Captain Jack Sparrow!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
    ALL THAT BOOOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maribor, Slovenia
    you guys betrayed me......
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    hayyya'
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirate Ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    Be a ninja that pretends to be a pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja sh
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Zealand
    Is there
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Zealand
    A pirate, if Johnny Depp
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates were midevial ocean ninjas.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hasn't anyone heard of a pinja?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    pirate bay
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates of the carribean :3
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    I'll be clean
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    so a ninja enslaved to his master or a pirate who does his thing.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Ninja has skill and has speed and stealth
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Antalya, Turkey
    You get to drink rum around a fire a dance Whats better than that?!?!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    am I a good ninja? Or do I suck?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    Ninja on a ship! BOOM!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    NINJAS 4 LYFE