Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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253,236 votes
1,673 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,815 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,578 votes
63.3%
36.7%
Unknowns
247,843 votes
67.85%
32.15%

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United States
162,728 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
19,990 votes
65%
35%
Australia
14,511 votes
68%
32%
Canada
13,981 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
5,793 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,503 votes
70%
30%
Germany
2,473 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,125 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,671 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,330 votes
64%
36%
Sweden
1,299 votes
63%
37%
France
1,146 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,047 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
928 votes
60%
40%
Portugal
893 votes
64%
36%
Denmark
872 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
783 votes
61%
39%
Philippines
712 votes
75%
25%
United Arab Emirates
711 votes
66%
34%
Italy
697 votes
44%
56%
Romania
662 votes
60%
40%
India
635 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
619 votes
61%
39%
Finland
581 votes
63%
37%
Spain
486 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
459 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
442 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
434 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
418 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
388 votes
69%
31%
Israel
383 votes
62%
38%
Switzerland
360 votes
63%
37%
Greece
347 votes
58%
42%
Serbia
344 votes
57%
43%
Austria
333 votes
63%
37%
Japan
333 votes
69%
31%
Turkey
294 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
273 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
266 votes
67%
33%
China
260 votes
75%
25%
Poland
259 votes
61%
39%
Slovenia
254 votes
51%
49%
Czech Republic
221 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
212 votes
57%
43%
South Korea
205 votes
69%
31%
Taiwan
202 votes
55%
45%
Estonia
201 votes
57%
43%
Argentina
200 votes
59%
41%
Egypt
198 votes
63%
37%
Colombia
192 votes
55%
45%
Russian Federation
187 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
184 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
156 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
151 votes
55%
45%
Thailand
149 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
144 votes
69%
31%
Pakistan
123 votes
50%
50%
Europe
122 votes
52%
48%
Qatar
122 votes
66%
34%
Jordan
118 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
118 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
107 votes
55%
45%
Malta
105 votes
68%
32%
Lebanon
104 votes
68%
32%
Chile
103 votes
58%
42%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
102 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
101 votes
79%
21%
Costa Rica
96 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
95 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
92 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
88 votes
73%
27%
Macedonia
85 votes
45%
55%
Trinidad and Tobago
81 votes
73%
27%
Panama
78 votes
55%
45%
Albania
73 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
73 votes
74%
26%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Vietnam
69 votes
83%
17%
Morocco
69 votes
61%
39%
Bahrain
67 votes
61%
39%
Guam
66 votes
71%
29%
Kenya
62 votes
69%
31%
Georgia
59 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
54 votes
56%
44%
Luxembourg
51 votes
63%
37%
Jersey
49 votes
61%
39%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Honduras
43 votes
74%
26%
Peru
42 votes
60%
40%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
42 votes
52%
48%
Barbados
41 votes
76%
24%
Ecuador
41 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
40 votes
65%
35%
Isle of Man
36 votes
56%
44%
Brunei Darussalam
36 votes
75%
25%
Bangladesh
34 votes
65%
35%
Tunisia
33 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
32 votes
56%
44%
Bermuda
29 votes
86%
14
Uruguay
27 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
25 votes
76%
24%
Algeria
24 votes
50%
50%
Oman
24 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
22 votes
59%
41%
Mongolia
21 votes
62%
38%
Iraq
21 votes
48%
52%
Maldives
20 votes
35%
65%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Bolivia
20 votes
60%
40%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
Antigua and Barbuda
18 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
El Salvador
17 votes
71%
29%
Nepal
16 votes
56%
44%
Belize
16 votes
69%
31%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Cambodia
15 votes
80%
20%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Paraguay
11 votes
73%
27%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Tanzania, United Republic of
9 votes
67%
33%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Aland Islands
8 votes
88%
12
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Angola
4 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
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    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I just want Johnny Depp
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I saw the pic for pirate and clicked it straight away
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Delaware, United States
    I'm Asian
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    ebroude MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Historically speaking, ninjas were peasants and farmers who banded together to learn and use martial arts and deception to protect themselves and each other from the imperialistic upper class. Historically speaking, pirates were, and current day pirates still are, rapists and murderers.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    I hate sushi
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    AC4!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Why not both?
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ninja
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Pirate, duh
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    9 months ago
    ico
    And remember this as the day you nearly caught Jack Sparrow
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    f*cking japs
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Boats existed in Japan dumbass
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ireland
    How come Edward ken way gets to be both
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Portugal
    that ninja is ugly
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    9 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    God i've always wanted to be a pirate..
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    9 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Nah i don't like being in a ship for days, ninjas awesome!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    cant get arrested for being a ninja
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    guest from the United States
    Both
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    summers FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Ninja!
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    9 months ago
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    WiseRaven MaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from Ohio, United States
    pirate has less votes? ARRRRR you kidding me?!
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    9 months ago
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    CALLIEKITTY FemaleBronze Medal from Georgia, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and just clicked it.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    I just love pirates of the Caribbean
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Ninjas kick butt
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    *sees Johnny depp* oh that's the one
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates smell bad.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Go ninja Go ninja Go!
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    10 months ago
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    bren12310 Silver MedalSuper Star from Indiana, United States
    Ninja skillz
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I'M A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Think- Naruto, or Luffy?
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Mazowieckie, Poland
    A pirate like Jack Sparrow it is :3
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Splitsko-Dalmatinska, Croatia
    a pirate because......Johnny *__*
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Assassins Creed IV
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    69% are Asian
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    10 months ago
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    thoughtparadox Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    pirate? Against the modern day technology and ships? No thanks.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom
    if i was on the grand line then pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    pirates have guns.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    YOHO YOHO A NINJA'S LIFE FOR ME
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Bayern, Germany
    Why not Both?
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    10 months ago
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    whathefvck FemaleBronze Medal from Ohio, United States
    thug life
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja any day!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    This was one of the hardest questions yet. I actually had to sit back and think about it for a while.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Love movie
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    I would have chose ninja but Jack Sparrow is awesome
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    YARR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    I wanna be an ASSASSIN! But that wasn't an option, so I went with ninja
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    No idea they are both fu**ing awesome
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    jack sperah for teh win obi!!!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Why not both?
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Ninja is steathy
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Leeds, United Kingdom
    HERM
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    10 months ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    because pirates are holy. RAmen!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom
    I would be Edward Kenway who is sorta a ninja pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    We get to steal stuff and have GUNS
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    ITS BOOTY TIME!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Maharashtra, India
    why not both?
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    cooler outfit
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Arrrg you ready for school???
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirate ninja.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    YOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NINJA BROS
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    The Jack Sparrow picture sold me.
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    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    wait i change my mind! NINJA I WANT TO BE A NINJA!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I have seasickness
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    RUM
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    a pirate for jack sparrow
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    saw jack sparrow, instantly clicked!!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    It would be hard to breath in the ninga costume
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Easy
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    11 months ago
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    Tairn Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    ninja pirate.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Shadow Jitzu!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    A pinja!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    id be a ninja pirate prepare for mind blowin'
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    guest from the United States
    By the way most pirate's died form being hanged, Shipwreck, and battle so you would probably die but ninja's are masters of the shadows and actualy won
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    bit*h azz nig*a ima pirate
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    asian/Koreans rule
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninja + Pirate = Ninja Pirate = EPICNESS
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    11 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    I think being a ninja would be filled with too much... stuff, to be any fun.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I am a minority, but I still set sail
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    QuestMan MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Assassinate all the pirates and take their money.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    jack sparrow is a boss though
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    hankyull MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Ontario, Canada
    No brainer!
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    11 months ago
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    daisyw Female from the United Kingdom
    JOHNNY DEPP FTW
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
    Ninja's can steal money much easier that pirates
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Screw you guys, pirates are waaay more manly than ninjas.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    naruto ninja
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    11 months ago
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    guest from the United States
    When I see the ninja "Naruto!!!" but then I see the pirates...One Piece...crap
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    11 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates are awesome. i hate asians
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    11 months ago
    ico
    Hence the ships and canons
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninjas and pirates are enemies and ninjas always win
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    1 year ago
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    psychokid MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Queensland, Australia
    i think the ninja looks like Grant Imahara
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    1 year ago
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    ninjas are murderers...
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    LosVider MaleSilver Medal from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be a pirate so I could raid ships and online music.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'm already a ninja...
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    We always see pirates coming, but ninja's are sneakyy
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Bayern, Germany
    Why be a buttpirate?
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninja: you could get ginger ninja minge :3
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    MY INNER NINJA (bum bum bum!)
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    I am not a thief.
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    What about a pirate ninja?