Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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291,161 votes
1,791 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
3,150 votes
73.1%
26.9%
Girls
2,893 votes
61.9%
38.1%
Unknowns
285,118 votes
67.19%
32.81%

Votes by country map view

United States
181,790 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
24,317 votes
65%
35%
Australia
16,954 votes
67%
33%
Canada
16,074 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
9,430 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,950 votes
69%
31%
Germany
2,900 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,728 votes
63%
37%
Ireland
1,999 votes
67%
33%
Sweden
1,605 votes
62%
38%
Norway
1,568 votes
64%
36%
France
1,317 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,249 votes
71%
29%
Mexico
1,092 votes
59%
41%
Denmark
1,053 votes
64%
36%
Portugal
983 votes
65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
868 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
845 votes
75%
25%
South Africa
840 votes
61%
39%
Romania
802 votes
58%
42%
India
729 votes
60%
40%
Finland
721 votes
61%
39%
Italy
708 votes
44%
56%
Brazil
679 votes
60%
40%
Spain
547 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
543 votes
56%
44%
Belgium
527 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
498 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
482 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
465 votes
68%
32%
Israel
461 votes
59%
41%
Switzerland
435 votes
63%
37%
Greece
427 votes
56%
44%
Serbia
416 votes
56%
44%
Austria
386 votes
62%
38%
Japan
362 votes
68%
32%
Turkey
354 votes
49%
51%
Indonesia
322 votes
63%
37%
Poland
320 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
311 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
307 votes
62%
38%
China
273 votes
75%
25%
Czech Republic
263 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
259 votes
57%
43%
Argentina
242 votes
58%
42%
Colombia
237 votes
53%
47%
Hungary
237 votes
53%
47%
Estonia
235 votes
56%
44%
South Korea
234 votes
70%
30%
Europe
227 votes
51%
49%
Egypt
224 votes
62%
38%
Taiwan
217 votes
56%
44%
Russian Federation
210 votes
51%
49%
Iceland
209 votes
58%
42%
Lithuania
204 votes
60%
40%
Thailand
175 votes
61%
39%
Kuwait
169 votes
67%
33%
Pakistan
148 votes
49%
51%
Qatar
142 votes
67%
33%
Jordan
141 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
137 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
136 votes
57%
43%
Chile
132 votes
56%
44%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
126 votes
56%
44%
Costa Rica
115 votes
63%
37%
Jamaica
115 votes
79%
21%
Lebanon
114 votes
68%
32%
Macedonia
114 votes
51%
49%
Cyprus
112 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
107 votes
66%
34%
Malta
106 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
97 votes
72%
28%
Panama
95 votes
59%
41%
Anonymous Proxy
93 votes
72%
28%
Vietnam
89 votes
76%
24%
Morocco
87 votes
61%
39%
Albania
87 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
84 votes
74%
26%
Guam
81 votes
72%
28%
Venezuela
81 votes
63%
37%
Bahrain
74 votes
64%
36%
Kenya
69 votes
70%
30%
Georgia
68 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
67 votes
51%
49%
Luxembourg
59 votes
61%
39%
Jersey
53 votes
62%
38%
Brunei Darussalam
49 votes
73%
27%
Guatemala
48 votes
67%
33%
Ecuador
48 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands Antilles
47 votes
70%
30%
Honduras
47 votes
74%
26%
Barbados
46 votes
78%
22%
Peru
44 votes
59%
41%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
44 votes
50%
50%
Tunisia
44 votes
61%
39%
Isle of Man
42 votes
55%
45%
Bangladesh
40 votes
63%
37%
Mauritius
36 votes
56%
44%
Bermuda
33 votes
82%
18%
Uruguay
31 votes
48%
52%
Oman
30 votes
73%
27%
Maldives
29 votes
38%
62%
Sri Lanka
29 votes
62%
38%
Cayman Islands
29 votes
69%
31%
Nigeria
28 votes
71%
29%
Guernsey
26 votes
62%
38%
Faroe Islands
26 votes
69%
31%
Algeria
26 votes
46%
54%
Montenegro
25 votes
52%
48%
Seychelles
24 votes
58%
42%
Aruba
24 votes
67%
33%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Bolivia
23 votes
57%
43%
Mongolia
22 votes
64%
36%
Gibraltar
20 votes
65%
35%
El Salvador
20 votes
65%
35%
Antigua and Barbuda
20 votes
70%
30%
Belize
19 votes
68%
32%
Palestinian Territory
19 votes
63%
37%
Nepal
19 votes
58%
42%
Ghana
17 votes
71%
29%
Cambodia
16 votes
81%
19%
Azerbaijan
15 votes
53%
47%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
15 votes
80%
20%
Guyana
14 votes
100%
Paraguay
14 votes
79%
21%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Sudan
13 votes
85%
15
Syrian Arab Republic
13 votes
46%
54%
Belarus
12 votes
58%
42%
Uganda
12 votes
58%
42%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
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Kazakhstan
11 votes
73%
27%
Satellite Provider
10 votes
60%
40%
Armenia
10 votes
40%
60%
Aland Islands
9 votes
78%
22%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Moldova, Republic of
8 votes
88%
12
Senegal
7 votes
43%
57%
Macau
6 votes
83%
17%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Mozambique
5 votes
80%
20%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Fiji
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Andorra
3 votes
33%
67%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Vanuatu
3 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Martinique
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Dun dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundanana
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    hello! johnny depp!
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    Jackie Chann..
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    guest from California, United States
    ninja!
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    guest from New York, United States
    only because jack sparrow was really hot
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    guest from California, United States
    Why not both?
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    guest from New York, United States
    foolish smh
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Can I be a drunken ninja? because for that's all that pirates have going for them.
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    guest from California, United States
    Naruto
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I'm already a ninja it'll make me a Pinija
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Pirates can be arrested, ninjas are too fast.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Become a ninja-pirate!!
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    guest from Kuwait
    id rather be captin jack sparrow thanks
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I would be a sumo!
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i wanna be a ninja from naruto the anime
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    guest from Texas, United States
    A ninja that owns a seaworthy vessel.
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninja then ill become a ninja-pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    do what you want cause a pirate is free YOU ARE A PARATE!
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Tough decision, except that ninjas don't have to always be worried they're going to get hung
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Spy
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    PINJA
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    armandos MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    Pirates are sexy
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirate music lol :D
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    guest from Texas, United States
    i'll be a ninja pirate too
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    guest from Texas, United States
    this is a REALLY hard one!
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    why not both?
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    So I can call myself ninja warrior XD
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    Pirates are idiots!
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninja from Naruto
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    emilyw FemaleBronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    naruto made me decided this
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    Love89571 FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja. :)
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    PIRATE ALL THE WAY
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    lannanai Female from New Mexico, United States
    "Im a ninja," "No your not" "yes I am did you see me do that?" "Do what?" "Exactly~"
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    guest from California, United States
    Who doesn't want to be a ninja?
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    My balls won't have to grow weird sh*t on them
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Jack spearow is cool as hell
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninja would be boring.
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    The cool Johnny Depp pic was so tempting.
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja cause im asian
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    NINJA
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    a pirate im already a ninjabecause
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    stephaniem3 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Auckland, New Zealand
    Ninja
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    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja's are friggen awesome!
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I would get sea sick
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates lived short and miserable lives
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Yo ho a pirate's life for me....
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    derrr
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Butt pirate
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    I'd be Jonny depp
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    People want to kill pirates! Good ninja
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    Mensan MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from New Brunswick, Canada
    One of the most legendary questions.
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    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    I'd be a pinja ;P
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    Ninja is cool
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    guest from Texas, United States
    i would be a ninja so i can twerk silently from my tights holding my balls and penis in place
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    guest from Texas, United States
    What if I'm the pirate assassin in the new assassins creed game there making
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    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I have sea sick and home sick
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    i will be like NARUTO
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    amiij FemaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    HIIIIIIIIIIII-YA!
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    guest from Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are assassins pirates are outlaws
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas are legit!!!!
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Derp you can be a ninja and your secret identidy as a pirate
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Do I get devil fruit ?
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    ingridd MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    ninja
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    a ninga because pirates never take showers so u will be smelling reallly bad
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    guest from the United States
    I play assassins creed I can be both on the fourth one
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    luked MaleBronze MedalBronze Crown from Iowa, United States
    NARUTO vs ONE PIECE
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja b*tches
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    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from the United States
    You can't see me!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja's have all the pirate moves
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    jaydenwouldrather Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    ninja
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    corrinar FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Seriously...ninja beat out the pirate????? really???? NO WAY!!! Pirate anyday!!! Pirates rule!!!!
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Maybe I'm both
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    guest from Australia
    Who doesn't want to be Johnny dep?
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm already a ninja
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    chrisl2 MaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    ninjas fast and kill fast and nija
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    NINJA HUG...you never saw it coming
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Yar Har a pirate is free! YOUARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Renfrewshire, United Kingdom
    I'm a pirate already
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Is that Grant Imahara?
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    black ninja
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    im all ready a ninja so ill be a ninja pirate who makes doe
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja are generic. They are all about stealth and act badass, but drop like flies in action movies.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    IM ASIAN SO NIJA ALL THA WAY
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    guest from Washington, United States
    yar har har it's a pirates life for me
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    go pirates
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I may or may not be ninja already, so............. KUNAI!
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    while you're raping wenches I'll be saving princesses
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Dude pirates rock
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninja's get to do all sorts of impossible bullship while pirates get scurvy and lose all their limbs/teeth.
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Just because jack sparrow
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    at least ninjas have all there teeth and shower
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    captainkittysticks FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from North Carolina, United States
    Pinja.
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    Idk
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninja of course
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates rock
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    There was a ninja parade yesterday but everybody missed it...
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    evelynl FemaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    Pirates because they're rouges and notorious. Probably have more exciting fights, ninjas are too quiet and deadly
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    I picked pirate just cause they put Johnny Depp there :P love him
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm already the neon yellow ninja, great for hid and seek in the dark