Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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195,922 votes
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Guys
2,232 votes
74.4%
25.6%
Girls
2,068 votes
64.5%
35.5%
Unknowns
191,622 votes
69.04%
30.96%

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United States
131,181 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
13,519 votes
67%
33%
Canada
11,056 votes
70%
30%
Australia
9,809 votes
70%
30%
Germany
2,059 votes
65%
35%
Unknown
1,877 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands
1,727 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
1,601 votes
72%
28%
Ireland
1,273 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,067 votes
67%
33%
France
1,013 votes
54%
46%
Sweden
947 votes
63%
37%
Singapore
769 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
765 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
723 votes
63%
37%
Denmark
672 votes
66%
34%
Italy
647 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
543 votes
78%
22%
Brazil
542 votes
62%
38%
Romania
510 votes
60%
40%
United Arab Emirates
486 votes
68%
32%
South Africa
470 votes
66%
34%
Finland
468 votes
65%
35%
India
465 votes
62%
38%
Spain
390 votes
57%
43%
Croatia
370 votes
58%
42%
Belgium
352 votes
61%
39%
Hong Kong
335 votes
73%
27%
Saudi Arabia
307 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
303 votes
71%
29%
Israel
301 votes
65%
35%
Japan
294 votes
70%
30%
Switzerland
293 votes
64%
36%
Austria
283 votes
65%
35%
Serbia
271 votes
56%
44%
Greece
239 votes
59%
41%
China
233 votes
77%
23%
Puerto Rico
227 votes
63%
37%
Turkey
226 votes
49%
51%
Poland
214 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
213 votes
54%
46%
Indonesia
189 votes
68%
32%
Czech Republic
185 votes
62%
38%
Taiwan
185 votes
55%
45%
South Korea
167 votes
69%
31%
Bulgaria
166 votes
60%
40%
Argentina
164 votes
60%
40%
Estonia
161 votes
56%
44%
Colombia
156 votes
56%
44%
Iceland
151 votes
63%
37%
Russian Federation
149 votes
50%
50%
Egypt
145 votes
64%
36%
Thailand
118 votes
66%
34%
Lithuania
115 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
111 votes
74%
26%
Hungary
108 votes
55%
45%
Pakistan
101 votes
50%
50%
Jordan
98 votes
68%
32%
Slovakia
96 votes
60%
40%
Latvia
85 votes
56%
44%
Qatar
85 votes
69%
31%
Malta
84 votes
75%
25%
Lebanon
82 votes
72%
28%
Jamaica
79 votes
80%
20%
Anonymous Proxy
76 votes
74%
26%
Cyprus
75 votes
68%
32%
Chile
73 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
73 votes
63%
37%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
66 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
65 votes
68%
32%
Trinidad and Tobago
64 votes
70%
30%
Panama
63 votes
60%
40%
Venezuela
60 votes
67%
33%
Macedonia
56 votes
46%
54%
Bahrain
55 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
55 votes
82%
18%
Bahamas
54 votes
72%
28%
Guam
53 votes
70%
30%
Morocco
51 votes
61%
39%
Albania
48 votes
50%
50%
Georgia
48 votes
44%
56%
Ukraine
46 votes
54%
46%
Luxembourg
42 votes
67%
33%
Jersey
41 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
38 votes
74%
26%
Netherlands Antilles
33 votes
67%
33%
Honduras
32 votes
75%
25%
Peru
32 votes
56%
44%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
31 votes
52%
48%
Kenya
30 votes
77%
23%
Isle of Man
29 votes
59%
41%
Ecuador
29 votes
48%
52%
Barbados
28 votes
71%
29%
Brunei Darussalam
26 votes
85%
15
Bangladesh
25 votes
64%
36%
Tunisia
23 votes
57%
43%
Bermuda
23 votes
91%
9
Uruguay
22 votes
50%
50%
Mauritius
22 votes
41%
59%
Cayman Islands
20 votes
75%
25%
Europe
20 votes
60%
40%
Sri Lanka
19 votes
74%
26%
Oman
19 votes
68%
32%
Montenegro
18 votes
39%
61%
Nigeria
18 votes
78%
22%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Guernsey
16 votes
56%
44%
Faroe Islands
15 votes
67%
33%
Algeria
15 votes
60%
40%
Mongolia
15 votes
60%
40%
Antigua and Barbuda
14 votes
79%
21%
Maldives
14 votes
36%
64%
Nepal
13 votes
54%
46%
Aruba
13 votes
69%
31%
Bolivia
13 votes
62%
38%
Gibraltar
12 votes
75%
25%
El Salvador
12 votes
75%
25%
Belize
11 votes
82%
18%
Mariana Islands
11 votes
91%
9
Iraq
10 votes
40%
60%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
10 votes
100%
Suriname
10 votes
70%
30%
Sudan
10 votes
90%
10
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
9 votes
89%
11
Azerbaijan
9 votes
44%
56%
Syrian Arab Republic
9 votes
56%
44%
Cambodia
9 votes
78%
22%
Guyana
9 votes
100%
Paraguay
9 votes
67%
33%
Ghana
9 votes
67%
33%
Nicaragua
8 votes
38%
62%
Namibia
7 votes
86%
14
Afghanistan
7 votes
43%
57%
Saint Lucia
7 votes
71%
29%
Armenia
7 votes
57%
43%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
71%
29%
Belarus
7 votes
57%
43%
Moldova, Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Haiti
6 votes
83%
17%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
5 votes
60%
40%
Kazakhstan
5 votes
80%
20%
Tanzania, United Republic of
5 votes
60%
40%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
5 votes
60%
40%
Grenada
5 votes
80%
20%
Aland Islands
5 votes
100%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Senegal
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Zimbabwe
3 votes
67%
33%
Swaziland
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
3 votes
33%
67%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Seychelles
3 votes
33%
67%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Botswana
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Angola
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Malawi
1 vote
100%
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    6 months ago
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    this is the hardest decision ive ever made..
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    2 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Michigan, United States
    pirates are sexy~
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    Ninjas are pussies
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Bolton, United Kingdom
    oh did you see that ninja? WHAT NINJA????
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    1 year ago
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    TurtlesandUnicorns77 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from District of Columbia, United States
    yay johnny depp
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Ninga pirate?
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    1 year ago
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    juicegoose MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Tennessee, United States
    ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    NINJA POUNCE!!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Thailand
    a pirate-Mind
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Thailand
    a pirate -aom
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    ninjas are overrated
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    I'd actually like to be an Assassin
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ninjas can shower
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arta, Greece
    I am a pirate.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Australia
    NINJA
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    1 year ago
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    Dayaxis Bronze Medal from Texas, United States
    SNEAKY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Xx_ShaynaSerious_xX Bronze Medal from Iowa, United States
    I'm pro at pretending to be ninja!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja's can kick total @$$. They're honorable and try to do what's best for the world. Pirates rape, kill, and steal. No contest.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    RRRRRRRR u guys serious? LAWL!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I'd rather be a ninja because I dont think I can pull of an eye patch
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    ninja. ASIAN ALREADY.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    www.piratebay.se
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    you cant shoot what you cant see
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    this question is awful :O
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    A ninja...NINJA VANISH *poof*
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    only because of sparrow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Good ninjas against evil pirates, YARR!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    Omg pirate Johnny depp is so sexy he gets me so horny
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    NINJA
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    1 year ago
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    lenar FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from United States
    my own ship and crew please~
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirate because johnny depp is hot
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    Ninjas suck.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    a prite
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Ninjas are cooler
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Johnny Depp's a pirate. How much more persuasion do you need?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    I wanna be on Jack Sparrow's ship!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    TMNT!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    a ninja
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    1 year ago
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    RazzleFratz MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Live like a pirate, cos pirates live free...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Pirate jack sparrow is beast!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    assassin kidding... ninja1
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja. But a pirate is a close 2nd.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Internet pirate...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    ninja is a sneaky person hey wait a minute that desribes me lol :)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    woah really ninja won...what happened to the world
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    ninja hands down
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    1 year ago
    ico
    shomo Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    ninja dddddddddaaaaaaaa
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Why not both?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    people006 FemaleBronze Medal from Maryland, United States
    I wanna be both!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    bigDylan MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    jackw MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from United States
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and whores
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I am already a internet pirat
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninja's might still have the internet. Who knows.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Jalisco, Mexico
    yeah, sifilis, and motion sicknses over martial arts, determinations and honor seems like the way to go
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    there are 13 ninjas hiding on the pirate picture
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Bloody noobs i am a ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are disgusting and lose their teeth
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ppl can see me steal there sh%t. there, i just became a pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    A NINJA DUUUUUHH!!!! IT'S WAY AWESOMER AND HAS WAY BETTER SKILLS
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    A pirate XD ahooooy!!!! :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Syddanmark, Denmark
    being a ninja actually takes a lot of discipline. too lazy for discipline.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    a pirate that knows karate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirate! hopefully i wont get scurvyyyy
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninja. But, if the pirate was either Jack motherfnucking Sparrow (or someone on his crew), then I'd definitely choose the latter.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Clackmannanshire, United Kingdom
    ninja for me!
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    Raincollie MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Tel Aviv, Israel
    A group of Ninjas could form a pirate crew.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    NINJABACON
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    1 year ago
    ico
    ninjas are way better
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Beijing, China
    if they put johnny depp as a pirate, what else can i choose
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    1 year ago
    ico
    pirates are considered evil
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    pirate,Arrr. love the language !
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    fatty325 Silver MedalBlue Star from Oregon, United States
    I don't want scurvy....
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninja i want to be sneaky
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    *ninja*
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    PIRATE SWAG
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    wish i would win the lotto every attempt (i didn't wish for money directly)
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Teh piratez lief is teh liefz foar meh
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Barnsley, United Kingdom
    ninja
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    1 year ago
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    Ebonyheart Silver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Already am
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    its pirate day...
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden
    I love sailing
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    pirates get dat booty... and treasure
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    jack sparrow is a ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    I could beat up a pirate with my ninjaness so..
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    Easy....a Ninja FTW
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    people say i look japaneese iven though my last name is tremblay which is canadian
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I CHOOSE PINJA!
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    guest from United States
    Ninja-pirate-robot-unicorn ZOMBIE :D
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    guest from New York, United States
    Jack sparrow!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    girl
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    1 year ago
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    boy
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    1 year ago
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Would you rather be a boy or a girl