Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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386,296 votes
2,110 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
4,162 votes
72.6%
27.4%
Girls
3,545 votes
61.6%
38.4%
Unknowns
378,589 votes
67.34%
32.66%

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United States
228,135 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
38,776 votes
66%
34%
Australia
22,626 votes
68%
32%
Canada
21,635 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
4,253 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
4,169 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
3,804 votes
70%
30%
Ireland
2,999 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
2,671 votes
65%
35%
Norway
2,481 votes
65%
35%
France
1,991 votes
55%
45%
Denmark
1,909 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
1,640 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,545 votes
59%
41%
Portugal
1,491 votes
64%
36%
Finland
1,294 votes
61%
39%
United Arab Emirates
1,288 votes
64%
36%
Philippines
1,220 votes
75%
25%
Romania
1,165 votes
59%
41%
South Africa
987 votes
61%
39%
India
986 votes
61%
39%
Belgium
917 votes
60%
40%
Brazil
901 votes
61%
39%
Croatia
839 votes
54%
46%
Italy
816 votes
46%
54%
Spain
771 votes
58%
42%
Saudi Arabia
713 votes
63%
37%
Israel
706 votes
60%
40%
Greece
681 votes
56%
44%
Malaysia
678 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
669 votes
70%
30%
Serbia
668 votes
59%
41%
Switzerland
635 votes
64%
36%
Austria
623 votes
62%
38%
Turkey
537 votes
51%
49%
Indonesia
498 votes
66%
34%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Poland
482 votes
58%
42%
Slovenia
464 votes
50%
50%
Japan
445 votes
69%
31%
Bulgaria
426 votes
55%
45%
Hungary
416 votes
53%
47%
Czech Republic
402 votes
59%
41%
Puerto Rico
398 votes
60%
40%
Estonia
358 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
344 votes
58%
42%
Iceland
334 votes
57%
43%
Colombia
314 votes
55%
45%
Egypt
313 votes
63%
37%
China
282 votes
74%
26%
Thailand
276 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
273 votes
67%
33%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Taiwan
244 votes
57%
43%
Latvia
243 votes
60%
40%
Qatar
236 votes
66%
34%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
213 votes
63%
37%
Slovakia
208 votes
55%
45%
Pakistan
190 votes
49%
51%
Macedonia
185 votes
53%
47%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Chile
167 votes
58%
42%
Cyprus
165 votes
62%
38%
Costa Rica
158 votes
64%
36%
Jamaica
153 votes
79%
21%
Lebanon
151 votes
66%
34%
Vietnam
146 votes
72%
28%
Trinidad and Tobago
143 votes
71%
29%
Albania
141 votes
52%
48%
Morocco
139 votes
63%
37%
Dominican Republic
136 votes
68%
32%
Malta
125 votes
67%
33%
Panama
119 votes
58%
42%
Guam
111 votes
68%
32%
Venezuela
110 votes
64%
36%
Bahamas
110 votes
74%
26%
Bahrain
108 votes
63%
37%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Kenya
99 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
99 votes
67%
33%
Ukraine
89 votes
52%
48%
Luxembourg
82 votes
57%
43%
Tunisia
81 votes
57%
43%
Georgia
80 votes
46%
54%
Jersey
72 votes
65%
35%
Honduras
62 votes
71%
29%
Republic of Lithuania
61 votes
64%
36%
Bangladesh
60 votes
62%
38%
Ecuador
59 votes
61%
39%
Isle of Man
59 votes
61%
39%
Barbados
59 votes
81%
19%
Guatemala
59 votes
64%
36%
Peru
58 votes
59%
41%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Oman
56 votes
73%
27%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
50 votes
56%
44%
Sri Lanka
49 votes
57%
43%
Maldives
48 votes
40%
60%
Bermuda
47 votes
74%
26%
Mauritius
47 votes
53%
47%
Algeria
47 votes
45%
55%
Uruguay
44 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
44 votes
75%
25%
Montenegro
43 votes
56%
44%
Faroe Islands
41 votes
66%
34%
Aruba
39 votes
74%
26%
Iraq
38 votes
50%
50%
Cayman Islands
36 votes
67%
33%
Guernsey
36 votes
58%
42%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
34 votes
76%
24%
Nepal
34 votes
65%
35%
Belize
33 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Korea
33 votes
64%
36%
El Salvador
31 votes
71%
29%
Russia
31 votes
39%
61%
Cambodia
28 votes
79%
21%
Mongolia
27 votes
67%
33%
Antigua and Barbuda
26 votes
69%
31%
Bolivia
25 votes
60%
40%
Suriname
24 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
23 votes
61%
39%
Azerbaijan
21 votes
62%
38%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Nicaragua
21 votes
52%
48%
Paraguay
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Ghana
20 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Guyana
18 votes
89%
11
Armenia
17 votes
53%
47%
Kazakhstan
17 votes
76%
24%
Belarus
16 votes
50%
50%
Sudan
16 votes
75%
25%
Namibia
15 votes
87%
13
Uganda
15 votes
67%
33%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
12 votes
92%
8
Haiti
12 votes
92%
8
Saint Lucia
12 votes
58%
42%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Brunei
11 votes
82%
18%
Fiji
11 votes
82%
18%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Senegal
10 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Mozambique
9 votes
67%
33%
Curaçao
9 votes
78%
22%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Reunion
8 votes
38%
62%
Iran
7 votes
57%
43%
Angola
7 votes
57%
43%
Madagascar
7 votes
57%
43%
Botswana
6 votes
83%
17%
Swaziland
6 votes
67%
33%
Zimbabwe
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Ethiopia
6 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
5 votes
20%
80%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
U.S. Virgin Islands
5 votes
60%
40%
New Caledonia
5 votes
40%
60%
Republic of Moldova
5 votes
40%
60%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Zambia
4 votes
100%
Vanuatu
4 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Cameroon
3 votes
33%
67%
Guadeloupe
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
3 votes
67%
33%
Tanzania
3 votes
67%
33%
Palestine
2 votes
100%
Sint Maarten
2 votes
50%
50%
Syria
2 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar [Burma]
2 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
2 votes
100%
Laos
2 votes
50%
50%
Somalia
2 votes
50%
50%
Anguilla
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Liberia
2 votes
50%
50%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Libya
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    Yar Har Har
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates or wolves
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    When I was a kid, I wanted to be a ninja. Now that I know being a pirate is more fun and rewarding than being a ninja, pirate all the way!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    im already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    i am a ninja, your argument is invallid
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARRBEAN SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    NINJA!! NINJA!! NIIIIINNJAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    MAGGOT Silver Medal from Texas, United States
    pirate have guns
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I'd rather be a ninja than a pirate but i'd rather be Jonny Depp than a ninja. LOL
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Asian invasion Gahahaha
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Fritters FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    Ninjas bathe. 'Nuff said.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Batman is a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    putting poison in your tea b*tche
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    btw, i would choose ninja if the pirate picture wasn't Jack Sparrow. i have a HUGE crush on him.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    PirateQueen Bronze Medal from Texas, United States
    ^It's in the name
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    What kind of question is this
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Pirates are way cooler
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    ninja at sea
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    what is up with this why would u wanna be a ninja that be lame.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    I see Jack Sparrow. What's the other choice again?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    BunBun Silver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    NIINNNJAAA!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I think johny depp(or however you spell his name)is both,
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninjas aren't dumb as crap like pirates
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    pirates have guns
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    ninja im sneaky i go in then out and then in again and out in out in out
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Stockholms Lan, Sweden
    Ninjas ftw! HAI-YA!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i meant pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    always dreamed of pirating.. like presentday. stealing sh*t n killing people. :) ya im a 13 year old girl id probably get raped instead..
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    pirates were gay. like literally but yeah pirates are faking cool.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest
    Who else is down for some booty? Yarharhar
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    ninga, steal my brother's wallet, he will never know
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    This way I can do my pirate voice and never have to shut up!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    pirate!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    A NINJA...... DUHHHHHH!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Real pirates back in the day were generally disgusting and sickly, now they are a bunch of poor Africans
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    johnny depp is sexy!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I could become a ninja pirate.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    Ninjas are pussies
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Bolton, United Kingdom
    oh did you see that ninja? WHAT NINJA????
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    2 years ago
    ico
    TurtlesandUnicorns77 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from District of Columbia, United States
    yay johnny depp
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Ninga pirate?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    juicegoose MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Tennessee, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    NINJA POUNCE!!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Thailand
    a pirate-Mind
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Thailand
    a pirate -aom
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninjas are overrated
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I'd actually like to be an Assassin
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ninjas can shower
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arta, Greece
    I am a pirate.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    NINJA
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Dayaxis Bronze Medal from Texas, United States
    SNEAKY
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Xx_ShaynaSerious_xX Bronze Medal from Iowa, United States
    I'm pro at pretending to be ninja!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja's can kick total @$$. They're honorable and try to do what's best for the world. Pirates rape, kill, and steal. No contest.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    RRRRRRRR u guys serious? LAWL!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I'd rather be a ninja because I dont think I can pull of an eye patch
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    ninja. ASIAN ALREADY.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    www.piratebay.se
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    you cant shoot what you cant see
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    this question is awful :O
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    A ninja...NINJA VANISH *poof*
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    only because of sparrow
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Good ninjas against evil pirates, YARR!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Omg pirate Johnny depp is so sexy he gets me so horny
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    Ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    NINJA
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    2 years ago
    ico
    lenar FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from United States
    my own ship and crew please~
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirate because johnny depp is hot
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninjas suck.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    a prite
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Ninjas are cooler
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Johnny Depp's a pirate. How much more persuasion do you need?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    I wanna be on Jack Sparrow's ship!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    TMNT!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    RazzleFratz MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Live like a pirate, cos pirates live free...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Pirate jack sparrow is beast!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    assassin kidding... ninja1
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja. But a pirate is a close 2nd.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Internet pirate...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    ninja is a sneaky person hey wait a minute that desribes me lol :)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    woah really ninja won...what happened to the world
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    ninja hands down
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    2 years ago
    ico
    shomo Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    ninja dddddddddaaaaaaaa
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Why not both?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    people006 FemaleBronze Medal from Maryland, United States
    I wanna be both!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    bigDylan MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and whores
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I am already a internet pirat
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninja's might still have the internet. Who knows.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Jalisco, Mexico
    yeah, sifilis, and motion sicknses over martial arts, determinations and honor seems like the way to go
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    there are 13 ninjas hiding on the pirate picture
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Bloody noobs i am a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are disgusting and lose their teeth
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ppl can see me steal there sh%t. there, i just became a pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    A NINJA DUUUUUHH!!!! IT'S WAY AWESOMER AND HAS WAY BETTER SKILLS
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    A pirate XD ahooooy!!!! :D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Syddanmark, Denmark
    being a ninja actually takes a lot of discipline. too lazy for discipline.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    a pirate that knows karate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirate! hopefully i wont get scurvyyyy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninja. But, if the pirate was either Jack motherfnucking Sparrow (or someone on his crew), then I'd definitely choose the latter.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Clackmannanshire, United Kingdom
    ninja for me!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Raincollie MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Tel Aviv, Israel
    A group of Ninjas could form a pirate crew.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    NINJABACON
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    2 years ago
    ico
    ninjas are way better
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    ico
    guest from Beijing, China
    if they put johnny depp as a pirate, what else can i choose
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    2 years ago
    ico
    pirates are considered evil
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    ico
    guest from United States
    pirate,Arrr. love the language !
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    ico
    fatty325 Silver MedalBlue Star from Oregon, United States
    I don't want scurvy....
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    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninja i want to be sneaky
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    *ninja*
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    PIRATE SWAG
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    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    wish i would win the lotto every attempt (i didn't wish for money directly)
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    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Teh piratez lief is teh liefz foar meh
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    ico
    guest from Barnsley, United Kingdom
    ninja
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    ico
    Ebonyheart Silver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Already am
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    its pirate day...
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    ico
    guest from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden
    I love sailing
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    ninja
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    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    pirates get dat booty... and treasure
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    guest from United States
    jack sparrow is a ninja
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    guest from United States
    I could beat up a pirate with my ninjaness so..
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    guest from United States
    Easy....a Ninja FTW
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    people say i look japaneese iven though my last name is tremblay which is canadian
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I CHOOSE PINJA!
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    guest from United States
    Ninja-pirate-robot-unicorn ZOMBIE :D
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    guest from New York, United States
    Jack sparrow!
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    girl
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    boy
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Would you rather be a boy or a girl
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    ico
    SelfRazedZealot Bronze Medal from California, United States
    thats not a real ninja or else thered be no picture...
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Already ninja.
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    guest from United States
    a ninja pirate
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    pirate's have wenches enough said
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    guest from Fife, United Kingdom
    johnny depps so sexy :)
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    i hate water -.-
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    FORGET THE 67% Pirates are awesome.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im already a ninja
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    guest from Manila, Philippines
    Already a pirate... Cool, pirate wielding katanas.
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirates have sex. Ninjas don't have time.
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    ico
    DiscardedSlinky FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    Pirates are way cooler. Livin' FREE.
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    ico
    AlbinoMoose308 Silver Medal from Missouri, United States
    a already am a ninja and i must say, it is soooooo much fun
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    ico
    coryg MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from United States
    pirate=sexy
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    guest from United States
    A ninja. Because I can rape you and you won't know it
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    guest from United States
    u drink rum all day is this a question
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    guest from United States
    ninja ninja for stealth
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    guest from Pozesko-Slavonska, Croatia
    A pirate
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    ico
    guest from Balikesir, Turkey
    I would be a ninja pirate
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    ico
    guest from Cebu City, Philippines
    ninjas are awesome especially loli-ninjas
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    guest from California, United States
    b*tch i already a ninja :D
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    guest from United States
    Not even a question
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    ico
    guest from United States
    You reek of sweat and scurvy, ninjas know 234865349 different ways to kill you. Oh and there's one behind right now, I think.
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    guest from Delaware, United States
    I don't want a raging case of crabs, scurvy, lice, and to be stuck on a boat 24/7 with a bunch of other drunk, sweaty, fat-assed people who don't wash. Give me the sword, hygiene, stealth and physical strength.
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    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    guest from California, United States
    Okay so now, I'm immortal, can fly, and now a ninja! FTW
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    pirate cuz the pic :3
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    guest from Montana, United States
    Can i be a pirate-ninja??
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    guest from Florida, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ♫I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie Ninja!♫ ♥
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    guest from New Providence, Bahamas
    Pirates actually had really sh*tty lives by our modern standards.
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ninja
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Have you guys ever looked in a history book? Real ninjas were the equivalent of poking someone in the eye and running away.
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    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    Feel like ninja
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    ico
    guest from Bulgaria
    Pirate, definitely!
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    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    The life of a pirate is full of rape, money, and fame. Life of a ninja is full of hiding in the shadows, killing yourself when you screw the pooch, and specifically being known to exist by NO ONE.
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    adamantarmor Silver MedalBlue Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    pirates cant be unseen
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Die of scurvy, or be awesome. Hmmm.
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    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    im already a ninja
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    guest from Sweden
    Are you out of your mind??? Pirate's had really sh*tty lifes, they starved, was dirty for months and they did hardwork all the time.
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    guest from Sweden
    A pirate?
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    guest from United States
    One word. Rum.
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    pirate
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    ninjas are invisible you dummy
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    whimsical_melody Bronze Medal from New Jersey, United States
    how about a ninja pirate?
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    ico
    Nugget FemaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    NINJA ON A BOAT !
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    why not a pirate ninja?
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Ive been a pirate since birth
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    guest from California, United States
    both
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    pirate vs ninja battle of the century ( saints row 2)
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjas aren't known for getting scurvy!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Hey, you get to sail the seven seas! I'm all up for that!
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    guest from California, United States
    im already a pirate (if you know what i mean yo ho)
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Yo ho ho and some really bad eggs...
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    andreasb2 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Zurich, Switzerland
    This ain't no ninja. -.-
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    Pirates have guns! And women!
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    guest from California, United States
    ninjas shower
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    guest from United States
    can i be a robot ninja pirate from the future?