Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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594,906 votes
3,112 comments

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Guys
6,525 votes
71.7%
28.3%
Girls
4,512 votes
60.7%
39.3%
Unknowns
583,869 votes
67.33%
32.67%

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United States
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69%
31%
United Kingdom
56,962 votes
67%
33%
Australia
32,685 votes
69%
31%
Canada
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69%
31%
Spain
15,755 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
8,991 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
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66%
34%
New Zealand
6,090 votes
71%
29%
Mexico
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63%
37%
Ireland
5,001 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
4,909 votes
67%
33%
Argentina
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62%
38%
Italy
4,752 votes
52%
48%
France
4,355 votes
58%
42%
Norway
4,089 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
3,466 votes
67%
33%
Portugal
2,673 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,539 votes
76%
24%
Singapore
2,536 votes
73%
27%
Finland
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62%
38%
Romania
2,395 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
2,352 votes
65%
35%
Colombia
2,263 votes
66%
34%
United Arab Emirates
2,259 votes
66%
34%
Belgium
2,241 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
1,785 votes
63%
37%
South Africa
1,775 votes
63%
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Chile
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59%
41%
Croatia
1,651 votes
56%
44%
India
1,543 votes
62%
38%
Greece
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55%
45%
Malaysia
1,407 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
1,372 votes
61%
39%
Switzerland
1,326 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,326 votes
60%
40%
Israel
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63%
37%
Saudi Arabia
1,288 votes
65%
35%
Poland
1,143 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
1,080 votes
55%
45%
Hong Kong
986 votes
71%
29%
Venezuela
947 votes
69%
31%
Czech Republic
873 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
862 votes
57%
43%
Peru
836 votes
64%
36%
Slovenia
795 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
780 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
717 votes
62%
38%
Estonia
691 votes
58%
42%
Japan
646 votes
69%
31%
Ecuador
603 votes
62%
38%
Uruguay
581 votes
64%
36%
Iceland
569 votes
57%
43%
Kuwait
560 votes
67%
33%
Thailand
558 votes
65%
35%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
557 votes
66%
34%
Egypt
532 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
531 votes
66%
34%
Latvia
502 votes
63%
37%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Republic of Lithuania
473 votes
61%
39%
Slovakia
442 votes
57%
43%
Qatar
413 votes
66%
34%
Macedonia
410 votes
59%
41%
Dominican Republic
399 votes
72%
28%
Vietnam
341 votes
73%
27%
Panama
338 votes
61%
39%
Taiwan
334 votes
62%
38%
Pakistan
326 votes
57%
43%
Albania
309 votes
56%
44%
Russia
309 votes
54%
46%
China
306 votes
73%
27%
Lebanon
279 votes
68%
32%
Cyprus
277 votes
63%
37%
Malta
274 votes
62%
38%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Trinidad and Tobago
245 votes
73%
27%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Morocco
229 votes
59%
41%
Jamaica
216 votes
80%
20%
Bahrain
215 votes
66%
34%
Guatemala
207 votes
66%
34%
Ukraine
199 votes
57%
43%
Honduras
199 votes
70%
30%
Georgia
182 votes
56%
44%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
179 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
177 votes
63%
37%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Guam
170 votes
73%
27%
El Salvador
166 votes
63%
37%
Bahamas
164 votes
73%
27%
Republic of Korea
159 votes
69%
31%
Paraguay
157 votes
62%
38%
Kenya
154 votes
66%
34%
Luxembourg
147 votes
57%
43%
Tunisia
139 votes
56%
44%
Bolivia
125 votes
62%
38%
Algeria
124 votes
49%
51%
Iraq
117 votes
55%
45%
Bangladesh
115 votes
66%
34%
Montenegro
108 votes
58%
42%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Oman
103 votes
73%
27%
Jersey
97 votes
66%
34%
Barbados
90 votes
78%
22%
Isle of Man
90 votes
66%
34%
Sri Lanka
85 votes
54%
46%
Mauritius
84 votes
52%
48%
Nicaragua
84 votes
73%
27%
Brunei
81 votes
77%
23%
Faroe Islands
69 votes
58%
42%
Aruba
66 votes
74%
26%
Bermuda
64 votes
73%
27%
Nigeria
63 votes
70%
30%
Maldives
63 votes
37%
63%
Cambodia
62 votes
77%
23%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Belize
55 votes
65%
35%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Cayman Islands
52 votes
67%
33%
Seychelles
50 votes
56%
44%
Nepal
49 votes
65%
35%
Mongolia
49 votes
69%
31%
Suriname
49 votes
71%
29%
Guernsey
46 votes
61%
39%
Belarus
41 votes
56%
44%
Iran
40 votes
63%
37%
Curaçao
38 votes
74%
26%
Republic of Moldova
37 votes
68%
32%
Gibraltar
36 votes
64%
36%
Namibia
36 votes
75%
25%
Azerbaijan
35 votes
60%
40%
Kazakhstan
35 votes
74%
26%
Armenia
34 votes
56%
44%
Ghana
34 votes
74%
26%
Antigua and Barbuda
30 votes
70%
30%
Guyana
30 votes
73%
27%
Andorra
28 votes
61%
39%
Sudan
24 votes
71%
29%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
23 votes
87%
13
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Syria
20 votes
65%
35%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Palestine
20 votes
65%
35%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Tanzania
18 votes
61%
39%
Fiji
18 votes
89%
11
Saint Lucia
18 votes
67%
33%
Reunion
17 votes
41%
59%
Senegal
16 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar [Burma]
16 votes
56%
44%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
U.S. Virgin Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Botswana
15 votes
80%
20%
Grenada
15 votes
73%
27%
Zimbabwe
14 votes
71%
29%
Zambia
14 votes
71%
29%
Haiti
13 votes
85%
15
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Afghanistan
13 votes
54%
46%
Macao
12 votes
92%
8
Madagascar
12 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
12 votes
67%
33%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
New Caledonia
10 votes
60%
40%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Northern Mariana Islands
10 votes
80%
20%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
Turks and Caicos Islands
10 votes
70%
30%
Angola
10 votes
60%
40%
Ethiopia
10 votes
60%
40%
Åland
9 votes
56%
44%
Dominica
9 votes
67%
33%
Sint Maarten
9 votes
78%
22%
Greenland
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Liechtenstein
7 votes
57%
43%
Laos
7 votes
57%
43%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
British Virgin Islands
7 votes
71%
29%
Guadeloupe
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
5 votes
80%
20%
Libya
5 votes
80%
20%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Yemen
5 votes
80%
20%
Anguilla
5 votes
80%
20%
Uzbekistan
5 votes
80%
20%
French Polynesia
5 votes
60%
40%
Saint Martin
5 votes
60%
40%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Cuba
4 votes
100%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
3 votes
67%
33%
Liberia
3 votes
33%
67%
Samoa
2 votes
50%
50%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Kyrgyzstan
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from United States
    THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
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    4 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from New York, United States
    Pirates get scurvy, ninja's get sick ass masks.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninjas are at least healthier
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Swiggity swoogity coming for dat booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    My name Chaniqwah and I'm 7 years olde and I chos ninja becos I want be power ranger ninja storm. Bi bi
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Jack sparrow is HOT
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    1 year ago
    ico
    zoes2 FemaleBronze Medal from Maryland, United States
    BRING ME THE HORIZON
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    then i could meet hook from once a pone a time and well... you know the rest
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Actuoy I'd rather be a pinga
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are sneaky and mostly asian!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Yar har feeble dee dee
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Lol that funny
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    "I'm a high pries Vatican assassin warlock"
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Stealth
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I won't get sea sick and vomit everywhere
  • image
    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    pineapple
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    1 year ago
    ico
    hokuk Female from Hawaii, United States
    Naruto or One Piece?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Well considering women on a ship is considered bad luck, I guess I have to go with ninja cuz I'm a chick.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hounslow, United Kingdom
    Somali pirates I'm luvin it doodoodoodooodoodooo
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Vestfold, Norway
    YO HO IM A PIRATE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates take as they please while ninjas live by a code
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Silent but deadly
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    1 year ago
    ico
    frederick MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    One Piece > Naruto
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Anyone heard of Edward Kenway? I'm gonna be him.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wakefield, United Kingdom
    Pirates are sh*t
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Captain jack sparrow I got a jar of dirt
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    yar yar didley dee I am a pirate its so clear to me do what I want cuz a pirate is free I am a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    all the moneyzzzz
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Saw jack sparrow and immediately clicked
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    You are idiots if you chose pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    pirates are dirty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    IwillNoScoopU Silver Medal from Seoul-t'ukpyolsi, South Korea
    I'm sorry jack. lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Neither
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A ninja bc.... Idk
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates are much better
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Or a ninja pirate!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Limassol, Cyprus
    If you're a pirate you get caught and put to jail
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Arisat MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Georgia, United States
    captain luffy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'd be the Captain Jack Sparrow of ninjas
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    NINJA KILLZ PIRATE WOOOO
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Nnow you see me nnow you don't
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Mogha
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Flanders, Belgium
    a pirate is just somebody who is considered to have done a crime on the sea including internet crimes so most of the pirates are fat bastards
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Today's pirates are murders who live in Somalia and have awful lives
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    A NINJA HELL YEAH
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat Masqat, Oman
    Are you are a pirate!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Being a ninja doesnt mean your some assasin. Use the inner ninja for good. Pirates were never good and were always blinded by their greed
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    I don't have to have sh*ts on a boat today
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    1 year ago
    ico
    K3414n Female from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja pirate...duh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    not much pirates anymore, ninjas are more skilled
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Seems like more of an adventure. Plus the girls really dig it! But imagine all the extraordinary views and awesome fighting skills you would have as a ninja. But for some reason the pirates life seems all too familiar... I feel like i was a porate in a past life so im going to stick with my gut response. Matey.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Kaizoku
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NINJAS R AWESOME
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Johnny Depp is god....
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    id be a ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    I don't steal things
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are less likely to be shredded by cannonballs.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    C'mon mates I always was a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    WAIIIIIIIIII
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    WHERES THE RUM GONE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    lachlanm2 MaleSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates died of scurvy alot and were overall pretty boring but ninjutsu i can use
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates live horrible lives on the ship
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    NINJAAAAA
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    1 year ago
    ico
    HlywdSmpson MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    I'd be on Luffy's crew ONE PIECE 4EVER
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    unless there were mermaids. like super hot slutty ones that grow legs on land.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    There's one thing you forgot, 'I'm Captain Jack Sparrow'
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    1 year ago
    ico
    MyPassIs123456 Bronze Medal from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I'm already a pirate. Now to.. oh wait you mean a real pirate. Nah, too much scurvy. I'll be a ninja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    LordBalkara MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Illinois, United States
    Depends on whether it's the real or fake kind of pirate and ninja. Fake= pirate cause jack sparrow real= ninja cause real pirates rape and murder
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    But... scurvy....
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    If I'm a ninja, I can pretend to be a pirate and no one would know....
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Leeds, United Kingdom
    Ninja pirate?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Sparrow attracted my mouse
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    You will always r ember this as the day you almost caught Captin Jack sparrow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    are u guys stupid u know how many diseases pirates get
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates should go to jail.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    I could be Jack Sparrows ninja guards- ? ;)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Pirates are ninja and after the fall of the samurai ninja became obsolete.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    cause you are a pirate and a pirate is free
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are stealers and that is a sin
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hampshire, United Kingdom
    pirates are cooler
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Lepigeon Bronze Medal from Nebraska, United States
    i could be all like, SMOKE BOMB!!!! POOF!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    im with you man, those pirates like the booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    They're both dumb I just had to pick one
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are stinky thieves
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i clicked on it when i saw jhonny depp..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I already am a ninja but whatever
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I am a ninja. No ur not. Did u see me do that. Do what. Exactaly.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    i wanna meet the hokage
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    EDWARD KENWAY!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    One word: GOLD
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninga
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja seems more epic
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are boss
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    I wanted to be Edward Kennway... Everybody else said NO.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    hit wrong one sorry
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    ico
    Who else just immediately picked Jack Sparrow?!?!? Anyone?! I think YES
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Naruto or One Piece Lol
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I only clicked the Pirat option because they used Captain Jack Sparrow :3
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    The Pirate life is the life fer me
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirate don't have depth perception
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    jordanc4 from New Zealand
    Its asking would you rather be a killer or a rapist,murder and a theif
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    guest from Madeira, Portugal
    No brainer question for somali people.
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    guest Bronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    pirates steal. and still exist now days
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Assassins Creed Black Flag
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im not being stincky
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    Kezajaws MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Leeds, United Kingdom
    I am ninja. You cannot see me. I shall protect my family's honour and slay you!
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    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    Get to PIRATE videos LOL
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    guest from Florida, United States
    A ninja can fight and dress up as a pirate and get on a ship
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    guest from California, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and immediately clicked
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    laurenn FemaleSilver Medal from Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
    ppfffttt
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Have me lick you 8=====}
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    The pirates life is for me
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninjas are little girls hiding under their covers pirate kick ass.
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    On ship a full illiterate bastard who don't brush there teeth and never take shower oh boy here I come
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Jack Sparrow FTW
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I would be a pirate because a fox :)
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates are cool
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    guest from the United States
    do what you want because a pirate is free
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    ponyfied FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from the United States
    NINJA!
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Im only picking pirate because CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NARUTO
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    I FINK YOUR FREAKY BY DIE ANTWOOD
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where has the rum gone?
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    kellehn FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    I want to be a ninja. :P
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    A pirate is a typ of criminal no thanks
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    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom
    I get to look like Johnny Depp so who's the real winner?
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    a pirate is a ninja that gets gold
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    guest from Florida, United States
    JACK SPAROW!!
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Retards say the most stupidest things
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    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    Screw pirates
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    guest from the United States
    Stealthy and a slippery sucker
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    i wanna be a ninja * stealth mode activated * XD
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    Already black belt pirate
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Dun dun dun dundundun dundundun dundundanana
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    guest from Texas, United States
    OHMYGOD I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Or be Edward Kenway...
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Naruto vs One piece... I had to choose one
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because... Johnny Depp duh.
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    hello! johnny depp!
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    guest from California, United States
    CUZ PIRATES GET BOOTY
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    NARUTOOOOOOOO
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    guest from the United States
    Ninja = honor and badassery
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    guest Bronze Medal from Buzau, Romania
    Pirates aren't what they look like in movies and games... actually, pirates have done terrible things in the past... why are they presented as "the cool guys" now ?
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja I coul be a good ninja from movies. A pirate has to be evil.
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    guest from Oldham, United Kingdom
    Yar Har Har
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    guest from Texas, United States
    dem girls (my gender) get dem boys
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    guest from the United States
    Johnny dep AALLLLL THE WAY BABY
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    emilyb3 Female from Ontario, Canada
    Like James Hook
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    But they are
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    A pirate because they have a chance of getting rich unlike ninjas
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    xD
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    guest from the United States
    I'm already a pirate. That's our home town mascot
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    The picture is jack sparrow. I just CANT choose ninja now.
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates or wolves
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Girl pirates are cute
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    NINJA
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    guest from Gavleborgs Lan, Sweden
    Ninjas seem to either just train or be on a mission. Pirates have fun.
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    what if i get seasick...
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninja for life
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    YoHoHo it's a pirates life for me!
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Ima be the first BLACK ninja
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    guest from Washington, United States
    :*
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    LissiRawks FemaleSilver Medal from Washington, United States
    Getting myself some $$$$
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I am a ninja trust me better than a pirate
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    ico
    ninjas are so boring....
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    guest from Sachsen, Germany
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    two of my dreams came true when ACBlackFlag came out
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    I like booty
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    guest from the United States
    A pirates life for me
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Edward Kenway!!
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninja on a boat=Monkey D. Luffy
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas were an oppressed people- tired of being bullied by japanese rule. Pirates rule what they want
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    Trotvenszk Bronze Medal from Brazil
    At least ninjas have the minimal concept of personal hygiene...
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    guest from Osjecko-Baranjska, Croatia
    a ninja cuz of the mask they have if ninjas didnt have that mask id go for pirates
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    hfogg FemaleBronze Medal from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    Sea sick
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    mattm4 MaleSilver Medal from Antrim, United Kingdom
    Its all about the picture s
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    You have never heard of a butt ninja
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    guest from Utah, United States
    R U KIDDING ME?!?!! PIRATES R F***ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Reason 1. Gun powder
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    I WANT DEM NINJA NUGGET NINJA SKILLZ
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    guest from California, United States
    Personal hygiene
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    DeusOfDucks Silver Medal from the United States
    Honestly being a pirate would be terrible. Just terrible.
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    guest from the United States
    ninjas can get in boats too you know. cough cough assassins creed 4
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas won't drown at sea
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    Hoo-yah!
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    guest from the United States
    "We have our heading! "
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirates have parrots parrots have feathers feathers are fast just like a ninja !
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pirate goes wild!!!
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    at least a ninja can shower
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    guest from texas is a dumbo