Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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651,505 votes
3,441 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
6,989 votes
71.6%
28.4%
Girls
4,723 votes
60.5%
39.5%
Unknowns
639,793 votes
67.28%
32.72%

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United States
341,440 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
61,027 votes
67%
33%
Canada
34,714 votes
69%
31%
Australia
34,704 votes
69%
31%
Spain
18,641 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
9,757 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
8,973 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
6,890 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
6,514 votes
71%
29%
Argentina
6,063 votes
62%
38%
Ireland
5,293 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
5,210 votes
67%
33%
Italy
4,938 votes
52%
48%
France
4,774 votes
59%
41%
Norway
4,308 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
3,731 votes
67%
33%
Colombia
2,941 votes
66%
34%
Portugal
2,894 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,892 votes
76%
24%
Singapore
2,748 votes
73%
27%
Finland
2,690 votes
62%
38%
Romania
2,626 votes
59%
41%
Chile
2,623 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
2,578 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
2,552 votes
66%
34%
Belgium
2,445 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
2,329 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
1,986 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
1,797 votes
56%
44%
India
1,697 votes
62%
38%
Greece
1,693 votes
55%
45%
Malaysia
1,613 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
1,548 votes
60%
40%
Turkey
1,498 votes
53%
47%
Saudi Arabia
1,482 votes
64%
36%
Switzerland
1,454 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,426 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,401 votes
62%
38%
Poland
1,281 votes
59%
41%
Venezuela
1,266 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
1,075 votes
71%
29%
Peru
1,066 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
984 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
958 votes
56%
44%
Slovenia
873 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
859 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
857 votes
63%
37%
Estonia
759 votes
59%
41%
Ecuador
752 votes
62%
38%
Uruguay
715 votes
64%
36%
Japan
698 votes
68%
32%
Kuwait
645 votes
67%
33%
Thailand
644 votes
65%
35%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
637 votes
66%
34%
Iceland
631 votes
57%
43%
Costa Rica
621 votes
67%
33%
Egypt
597 votes
62%
38%
Latvia
580 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Lithuania
579 votes
61%
39%
Macedonia
513 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
506 votes
72%
28%
Slovakia
499 votes
56%
44%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Qatar
467 votes
65%
35%
Vietnam
460 votes
73%
27%
Panama
413 votes
62%
38%
Russia
376 votes
54%
46%
Pakistan
373 votes
57%
43%
Albania
363 votes
56%
44%
Taiwan
343 votes
63%
37%
Lebanon
322 votes
68%
32%
Malta
319 votes
61%
39%
Cyprus
318 votes
62%
38%
China
312 votes
73%
27%
Trinidad and Tobago
278 votes
72%
28%
Morocco
264 votes
58%
42%
Honduras
263 votes
73%
27%
Guatemala
262 votes
66%
34%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Bahrain
247 votes
63%
37%
Jamaica
241 votes
79%
21%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
232 votes
69%
31%
Ukraine
222 votes
58%
42%
Georgia
210 votes
55%
45%
El Salvador
206 votes
62%
38%
Unknown
203 votes
61%
39%
Republic of Korea
196 votes
67%
33%
Paraguay
192 votes
62%
38%
Guam
191 votes
74%
26%
Bahamas
182 votes
73%
27%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Bolivia
169 votes
59%
41%
Kenya
166 votes
65%
35%
Luxembourg
158 votes
58%
42%
Tunisia
152 votes
55%
45%
Iraq
148 votes
57%
43%
Algeria
146 votes
47%
53%
Montenegro
135 votes
61%
39%
Bangladesh
131 votes
66%
34%
Oman
117 votes
74%
26%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Jersey
102 votes
66%
34%
Barbados
102 votes
76%
24%
Brunei
100 votes
79%
21%
Mauritius
99 votes
54%
46%
Nicaragua
98 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
96 votes
68%
32%
Sri Lanka
92 votes
55%
45%
Faroe Islands
78 votes
60%
40%
Aruba
77 votes
75%
25%
Cambodia
71 votes
77%
23%
Maldives
71 votes
42%
58%
Bermuda
71 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
68 votes
71%
29%
Belize
63 votes
63%
37%
Cayman Islands
63 votes
65%
35%
Mongolia
61 votes
70%
30%
Iran
58 votes
59%
41%
Nepal
56 votes
66%
34%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Suriname
56 votes
73%
27%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
51 votes
55%
45%
Guernsey
48 votes
63%
37%
Azerbaijan
48 votes
65%
35%
Republic of Moldova
47 votes
68%
32%
Belarus
47 votes
55%
45%
Namibia
46 votes
78%
22%
Kazakhstan
45 votes
76%
24%
Curaçao
43 votes
72%
28%
Gibraltar
42 votes
64%
36%
Ghana
38 votes
74%
26%
Armenia
37 votes
59%
41%
Guyana
35 votes
74%
26%
Antigua and Barbuda
32 votes
69%
31%
Andorra
32 votes
63%
37%
Syria
29 votes
55%
45%
Palestine
27 votes
67%
33%
Sudan
26 votes
73%
27%
Fiji
24 votes
79%
21%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
24 votes
88%
12
Myanmar [Burma]
23 votes
61%
39%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Saint Lucia
21 votes
71%
29%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania
19 votes
58%
42%
Senegal
19 votes
53%
47%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Reunion
18 votes
39%
61%
Zimbabwe
18 votes
67%
33%
Botswana
18 votes
78%
22%
Northern Mariana Islands
17 votes
76%
24%
U.S. Virgin Islands
16 votes
50%
50%
Mozambique
16 votes
75%
25%
Grenada
16 votes
69%
31%
Zambia
15 votes
73%
27%
Turks and Caicos Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Afghanistan
15 votes
53%
47%
Macao
14 votes
93%
7
Sint Maarten
14 votes
64%
36%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Haiti
13 votes
85%
15
Madagascar
12 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
12 votes
58%
42%
New Caledonia
12 votes
67%
33%
Dominica
11 votes
73%
27%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Angola
11 votes
64%
36%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Uzbekistan
9 votes
89%
11
Åland
9 votes
56%
44%
British Virgin Islands
9 votes
78%
22%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
63%
37%
Laos
8 votes
63%
37%
Libya
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Greenland
8 votes
75%
25%
Liechtenstein
7 votes
57%
43%
Guadeloupe
7 votes
71%
29%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
Anguilla
7 votes
57%
43%
Saint Martin
7 votes
57%
43%
Yemen
6 votes
83%
17%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
6 votes
67%
33%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
French Polynesia
5 votes
60%
40%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Cuba
5 votes
80%
20%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Liberia
4 votes
25%
75%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Kyrgyzstan
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
3 votes
67%
33%
Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Gambia
1 vote
100%
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    5 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Rasangan
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    4 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates can die at sea or later be executed ninjas are way cooler
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate!
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    pirates are cool, but martial arts are awesome!
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I would be a ninja and become Naruto
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    ninja's stock up on booze the rum isnt always gone
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Lefkosia, Cyprus
    ninjas are gay
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Judetul Alba, Romania
    I'd be a pirate since then I'd get a gun or a sword for my daily practice to get easier...
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirates are like sassy dogs who has a greed for gold
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    lol best thing ever to be a NINJA ( if you watch naruto)
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Qarku i Tiranes, Albania
    I've got a jar of dirt!
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    8 months ago
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    zxyaa FemaleSilver Medal from Louisiana, United States
    At night, I am a ninja, in the day, I am a pirate.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Ninja's are stupid, plus I could rape and pillage
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    8 months ago
    ico
    FIFFLAF MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    pirates are just ugly clumsy things
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Judetul Galati, Romania
    i'd have to live by a code and stuff as a ninja. who wants that eww :P
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    do wat you want gus a pirate is free you are a pirate
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    i choos the ninja but i have to do this
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia
    ninja + rum + boat = pirate
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im already a pirate
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    Sorry, Biotches
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    ONE PIECE BIPTCHES
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    A ninja pirate
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Taranaki, New Zealand
    Arrrrrrrr im a pirate
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    I am already a ninja I kick butt with batman
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    ninja with a pirate hat on a boat?
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    i am alredi a ninja
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    I get sea sick...
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja pirate asian booty
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    If ya get them booty ya did it right huh matey
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I love ninja SO IF U DON'T LIKE NINJAS im fine with that /:
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    8 months ago
    ico
    richardm3 MaleBronze Medal from Stockholm County, Sweden
    pirates can fiind money and tresuers
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    One Piece
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    8 months ago
    ico
    Hasanah FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    NINJAAAAAAAA1im a tomboy! i love ninjas
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    SHADOW CLONE JUTSU
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    You are a pirate!
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
    Jack Sparrow was tempting me but realisticly it sucked to be a pirate.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I could be a ninja pirate!!!!!!!
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Both
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    ii get all the bootyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and just boodty
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Liverpool, United Kingdom
    DO WHAT YOU WANT, COS A PIRATE IS FREE!
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    8 months ago
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    happynote FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Florida, United States
    feel like a ninja
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Torbay, United Kingdom
    JOHNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    powwla FemaleBronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    i get seasick anyway :L
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    9 months ago
    ico
    JimMurky Bronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    I hate the sea.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninjas' sensais would make them eat poison, bricks and glass
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    a pirate with the skills of a ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Everyone wants to be a ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Jack Sparrow
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja o would not allow bullying. I mean you could bully at the price of getting your head decapitated
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirate by far
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    9 months ago
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    gtc26 MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Illinois, United States
    Which type of Ninja? Regular? or NARUTO NINJA!!! *uses fireball jutsu*
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates see some messed up stuff like living skeletons
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Solihull, United Kingdom
    Pirates = People who are ninjas without the suits (Plus BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY)
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Eww...beards.
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    9 months ago
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    Enderwyn Bronze Medal from Nelson, New Zealand
    pirates get hanged ninjas dont get caught
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    there basically asking if you want to be naruto or luffy
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    I'd be a pirate ninja.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    33% of the people who voted are stupid
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    A pirate trained by ninja...
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    Both
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Captain Jack sparrow is a ninja
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    No opinion
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    9 months ago
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    QuackTheNinja MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Arizona, United States
    IM ALREADY A FVKING NINJA. WHATS UP WITH THESE QUESTIONS.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Arge arge emynesee you are a pirate a song i made on every play from a game called cat simulator its called you are a pirate and im lol dog on it
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cidra Municipio, Puerto Rico
    EXPLORE
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Changwat Songkhla, Thailand
    I WOULD GO UNDER THE SEA AND GO MAKE FRIENDS WITH PATRICK
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    NINJA! NINJA!
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    9 months ago
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    rickr MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    Im a Pirate Assassin!!!!!!!
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    9 months ago
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    cattyc FemaleSilver Medal from Ankara, Turkey
    NINJAAA!!!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninja kick yaaaaaaaaah
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Scotland, United Kingdom
    I'd quite fancy being a Somalian pirate, is that an option??
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central Visayas, Philippines
    ninja has swords pirate has guns way easy
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    9 months ago
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    cattyc FemaleSilver Medal from Ankara, Turkey
    NINJAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my dear suskae
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    9 months ago
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    DoggieBiscuit FemaleSilver Medal from British Columbia, Canada
    Ninjas are all japonaise.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    WHAAAAAAAT WHY DERE NO NINJA PIRATES?
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    9 months ago
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    christianschreck Silver Medal from Iowa, United States
    Ninjas are way better, the guest from texas is a x addict
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    If your a pirate you can just shoot the ninja
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    donutgirl337 FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Massachusetts, United States
    look cool, be awesome and have sweet moves>smell, never brush teeth and have a chance to die at sea
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Be a pirate because I could be edward kennway
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Yarr harr.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Aguascalientes, Mexico
    I hate both.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    A pirate if it means Michael Bolton will sing a song about me.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Wellington, New Zealand
    A ninja cause' you can train to be a pirate!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Foxy the pirate ;)
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    The Black Pearl ⛵
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    So be an asian assassin thats nowhere near as cool as media portrays, or be an engish criminal way more badass than is portrayed?
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Well it depends... Do I get to be Jack Sparrow... Only if I was Jack Sparrow would I be a pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    wait im both HA ha
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    10 months ago
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    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    Id like to be a pirate but Thalassophobia
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    I'm a Ninja Pirate. Yes, Those Really Existed In 1600s Japan.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Cruise all the time!
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    10 months ago
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    iisteeveii Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    One Piece -vs- Naruto
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Have 33% of people not seen Naruto???
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Gauteng, South Africa
    Anyone who chose a pirates life has watches to much PoTC and not enough History Channel
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from County Waterford, Ireland
    You are a pirate I love fnaf who's with me
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    10 months ago
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    diegom MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    pirate that get money and sh*t from plundering and ningas noda
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    WOW "guest from texas" WOW!! Soooo mature of you
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    ADIOS school
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    My dad is a black belt, my brother is a red belt, and I'm a gery belt, my family is a ninja family o_0
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    A ninja who became a pirate.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from St. Helens, United Kingdom
    Skill!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom
    Just because of johnny
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    The life of a pirate is a life of freedom and adventure. Ninjas have bosses, and have to do as they're told.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin City, Ireland
    ninja is awsome
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    11 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Filthy pirate scum
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    i can be like foxy
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Like if you seen Captain Jack Sparoww
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Pirates are pingases lel
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    If you was a ninjas you could get booty without anybody knowing but pirate ftw
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninjas have better hygiene.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Bern, Switzerland
    Anyone else just see Johnny Depp and click pirate?
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Bucuresti, Romania
    Morții vostri
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    11 months ago
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    EpicDudeFromMars MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Victoria, Australia
    PIRATES FTW!
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    11 months ago
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    kikicomonofernr FemaleSilver Medal from Oregon, United States
    Ninja's are far more badass.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I love ninjas the rock!!!!!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates get scurvy.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    Swiggity Swooty, comin' in fo' dat Booty.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
    fear of the ocean
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    PoopLoser69 MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Washington, United States
    so I can plunder your booty
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Be assassins creed 4 in real life or be just as good but dressed stupid
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninjas swords merder what isn't to love about ninjas
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirates suck what can you do?
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I can already sail so I could be a pirate who is highly trained in martial arts
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    11 months ago
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    gokufireballz MaleSilver Medal from Khomas, Namibia
    pirate ninja ha i bet you did not see that
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Yar har you are a pirate
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    i would like to be johnny depp, yes!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    im a pirate anyways... ;)
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    11 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirate
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Limburg, Netherlands
    Pirate ninjas are better.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninja will keep u hidden like in a girls locker room
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    i get drunk and be happy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    i have always wanted to do flips and stuff
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    1 year ago
    ico
    eliyahm FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    Heck, I ain't living the life of an outlaw!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    libbiei FemaleBronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    i wanna be captain jack sparrow!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I can be like Edward ken way From Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag, I can have the skills of a ninja l, but be a PIRATE!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninja Because when I learn to sail and get a ship, I can be a PIRATE NINJA!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Qormi, Malta
    no
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    if you where a pirate you would be hanged if you where cought
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Canada
    "This answer comes from right here, my heart. Pinja" - Andy Biersack, 2010
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Katana for the win!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I just don't want to be asian
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas are good. Sometimes
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    ninjas are epic
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow is my senpie so
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom
    YAR HAR FIDDLEY DEE
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninjas Deflect Bullets Pirates get shot by bullets and think with enough gadgets and skill i can become DarkFlyingEcholocationAnimal Man
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    1 year ago
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    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    R!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    gibble410 MaleGold Medal from Georgia, United States
    WHAT A PRIATE FAV LETTER?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from In-Naxxar, Malta
    well that wasabit
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    "NARUTO" "SASUKE"
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    i already answered as a ninja before
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninjas are WAY better
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Anybody else see Captain Jack Sparrow and be like "YES!"
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Treasure
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Then I want to be a ninja in the anime Naruto!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Côtes-d'Armor, France
    Only Bc Johnny depp
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Pirates search for treasure
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    If I'm a nija I can sneak on a pirate ship
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    well i mean only one of them is illegal so
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A pinja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    Yeah, I'd rather not have scurvy.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninja pirate.....but ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    HI
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    whos going to see me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    what kind of coke
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Zealand, Denmark
    BOOTY PIRATe
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Who else say Ninja and just clicked it.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    My dream is to become a pirate ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ai capn
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates got BOOTY!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Where the BOTH button :(
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates scare me
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Both. Become a pirate ninja!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from United States
    I WOULD BE A NINJA PIRATE!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    one piece
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Getting body parts is just discussing. I want to be a pirate bc I wanna be a mini Jack Sparrow
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Central District, Israel
    Ninja is so much cooler
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would look stupid in both outfits
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    1 year ago
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    guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom
    Jack Sparrow. Fvcking badass
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Pirate ninja :P
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Jerusalem, Israel
    I'm afraid of drowning
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Netherlands
    THIS WAS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT THE UNKNOWN GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    B*tch pls, why not both... so Edward Kenway it is.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirtate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    id be a character from naruto. most likely itachi. tsukinomi my problems away. go blind. sister facepalms as i do the whole 'sasuke you are my new light!' just because i can.