Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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273,477 votes
1,739 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
3,005 votes
72.7%
27.3%
Girls
2,750 votes
62.4%
37.6%
Unknowns
267,722 votes
67.36%
32.64%

Votes by country map view

United States
173,759 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
21,894 votes
65%
35%
Australia
15,929 votes
67%
33%
Canada
15,038 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
7,618 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,778 votes
69%
31%
Germany
2,637 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,395 votes
63%
37%
Ireland
1,847 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
1,446 votes
62%
38%
Norway
1,430 votes
64%
36%
France
1,210 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,164 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,010 votes
59%
41%
Denmark
974 votes
64%
36%
Portugal
934 votes
64%
36%
South Africa
833 votes
61%
39%
United Arab Emirates
792 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
768 votes
76%
24%
Romania
718 votes
58%
42%
Italy
706 votes
44%
56%
India
676 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
647 votes
60%
40%
Finland
635 votes
62%
38%
Spain
513 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
497 votes
56%
44%
Hong Kong
471 votes
71%
29%
Belgium
471 votes
58%
42%
Saudi Arabia
449 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
427 votes
67%
33%
Israel
421 votes
60%
40%
Switzerland
396 votes
63%
37%
Serbia
378 votes
57%
43%
Greece
378 votes
57%
43%
Austria
363 votes
63%
37%
Japan
344 votes
69%
31%
Turkey
327 votes
49%
51%
Indonesia
291 votes
65%
35%
Puerto Rico
288 votes
63%
37%
Poland
281 votes
59%
41%
Slovenia
281 votes
52%
48%
China
268 votes
75%
25%
Czech Republic
239 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
234 votes
58%
42%
South Korea
223 votes
70%
30%
Argentina
220 votes
59%
41%
Estonia
216 votes
57%
43%
Colombia
211 votes
55%
45%
Taiwan
209 votes
56%
44%
Egypt
207 votes
62%
38%
Russian Federation
195 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
195 votes
58%
42%
Europe
182 votes
48%
52%
Lithuania
175 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
174 votes
54%
46%
Thailand
161 votes
63%
37%
Kuwait
160 votes
68%
32%
Pakistan
131 votes
48%
52%
Qatar
126 votes
66%
34%
Slovakia
126 votes
55%
45%
Jordan
126 votes
70%
30%
Chile
120 votes
58%
42%
Latvia
112 votes
56%
44%
Lebanon
110 votes
68%
32%
Jamaica
110 votes
80%
20%
Costa Rica
107 votes
62%
38%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
107 votes
56%
44%
Malta
106 votes
67%
33%
Cyprus
101 votes
62%
38%
Dominican Republic
97 votes
65%
35%
Macedonia
95 votes
47%
53%
Anonymous Proxy
92 votes
72%
28%
Trinidad and Tobago
89 votes
72%
28%
Panama
89 votes
58%
42%
Albania
83 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
81 votes
74%
26%
Vietnam
79 votes
80%
20%
Morocco
76 votes
61%
39%
Guam
75 votes
73%
27%
Venezuela
72 votes
65%
35%
Bahrain
70 votes
61%
39%
Ukraine
64 votes
52%
48%
Kenya
64 votes
70%
30%
Georgia
63 votes
44%
56%
Luxembourg
54 votes
65%
35%
Jersey
50 votes
62%
38%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Peru
44 votes
59%
41%
Ecuador
44 votes
61%
39%
Netherlands Antilles
44 votes
68%
32%
Honduras
43 votes
74%
26%
Barbados
43 votes
77%
23%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
42 votes
52%
48%
Brunei Darussalam
41 votes
76%
24%
Isle of Man
39 votes
54%
46%
Bangladesh
36 votes
67%
33%
Tunisia
35 votes
54%
46%
Mauritius
33 votes
55%
45%
Bermuda
30 votes
83%
17%
Uruguay
30 votes
47%
53%
Cayman Islands
28 votes
68%
32%
Nigeria
27 votes
74%
26%
Sri Lanka
27 votes
67%
33%
Maldives
27 votes
37%
63%
Oman
26 votes
69%
31%
Faroe Islands
26 votes
69%
31%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
Algeria
24 votes
50%
50%
Guernsey
23 votes
61%
39%
Mongolia
22 votes
64%
36%
Bolivia
21 votes
57%
43%
Antigua and Barbuda
20 votes
70%
30%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Aruba
19 votes
68%
32%
El Salvador
18 votes
67%
33%
Belize
18 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Nepal
17 votes
59%
41%
Seychelles
16 votes
56%
44%
Cambodia
16 votes
81%
19%
Ghana
16 votes
69%
31%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Virgin Islands, U.S.
13 votes
92%
8
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Syrian Arab Republic
13 votes
46%
54%
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Uganda
12 votes
58%
42%
Paraguay
12 votes
75%
25%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Tanzania, United Republic of
10 votes
60%
40%
Belarus
10 votes
60%
40%
Kazakhstan
10 votes
80%
20%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Armenia
9 votes
44%
56%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
8 votes
88%
12
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Angola
5 votes
60%
40%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Macau
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Mozambique
5 votes
80%
20%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
1 vote
100%
Monaco
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +5
    guest from Iowa, United States
    We are the pirates who don't do anything.
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Western Cape, South Africa
    Why not both? Assassin's creed.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i would be a ninja so i can twerk silently from my tights holding my balls and penis in place
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    What if I'm the pirate assassin in the new assassins creed game there making
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I have sea sick and home sick
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    i will be like NARUTO
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    1 year ago
    ico
    amiij FemaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    HIIIIIIIIIIII-YA!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are assassins pirates are outlaws
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas are legit!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Derp you can be a ninja and your secret identidy as a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Do I get devil fruit ?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    ingridd MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    a ninga because pirates never take showers so u will be smelling reallly bad
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I play assassins creed I can be both on the fourth one
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    1 year ago
    ico
    luked MaleBronze MedalBronze Crown from Iowa, United States
    NARUTO vs ONE PIECE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja b*tches
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    You can't see me!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja's have all the pirate moves
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    1 year ago
    ico
    jaydenwouldrather Silver Medal from Georgia, United States
    ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    corrinar FemaleBronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    Seriously...ninja beat out the pirate????? really???? NO WAY!!! Pirate anyday!!! Pirates rule!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Maybe I'm both
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Australia
    Who doesn't want to be Johnny dep?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm already a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    chrisl2 MaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    ninjas fast and kill fast and nija
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    NINJA HUG...you never saw it coming
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Yar Har a pirate is free! YOUARE A PIRATE
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Renfrewshire, United Kingdom
    I'm a pirate already
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Is that Grant Imahara?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    black ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    im all ready a ninja so ill be a ninja pirate who makes doe
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja are generic. They are all about stealth and act badass, but drop like flies in action movies.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    IM ASIAN SO NIJA ALL THA WAY
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    yar har har it's a pirates life for me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    go pirates
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I may or may not be ninja already, so............. KUNAI!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    while you're raping wenches I'll be saving princesses
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Dude pirates rock
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninja's get to do all sorts of impossible bullship while pirates get scurvy and lose all their limbs/teeth.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Just because jack sparrow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    at least ninjas have all there teeth and shower
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    1 year ago
    ico
    captainkittysticks FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from North Carolina, United States
    Pinja.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    Idk
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja of course
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirates rock
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    There was a ninja parade yesterday but everybody missed it...
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    evelynl FemaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States
    Pirates because they're rouges and notorious. Probably have more exciting fights, ninjas are too quiet and deadly
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    1 year ago
    ico
    I picked pirate just cause they put Johnny Depp there :P love him
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm already the neon yellow ninja, great for hid and seek in the dark
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    trust me im ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    NINJA!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Assassinate the pirates!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Al Qahirah, Egypt
    kill me already
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Ninja cause I'm Asian! :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    but real men go for the tits
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    stealing software is the highest form of theivery
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!(Anyone Know this song? No?)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    You know....I'm the NOODLE NINJA....but if I'd be like Jack......(and just as handsome ^^...)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate but i wanna be jack sparrow (im 15 and the guys a badass)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western, Sri Lanka
    i'm a pirate on the internet
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    A NINJA BECAUSE I HAVE SWAG AND NINJA SKILLS AT THE SAME TIME I PRACTICE AT 12
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    Pirate! I love their hats.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Limburg, Netherlands
    "Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate."
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    1 year ago
    ico
    kelseyc FemaleBronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    I could go on adventures with Johnny Depp :3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Belfast, United Kingdom
    I would rather be a Ninja-Pirate-Cyborg-Jesus
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    1 year ago
    ico
    ninja, a super secret ninja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Ninja all the way. pirates end up either getting killed by gigantic sea monsters or other pirates
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Fruit ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alaska, United States
    bruce lee b*tches
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Im both and if you dont already know im chuck norris
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    NINJA SKILLS
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    1 year ago
    ico
    rachetura Silver Medal from Connecticut, United States
    cpt. Jack Sparrow is what you shall call me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I hate pirates
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ninja won:.(
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Why not a ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Pirates have no skill
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    100% of my vote was affected by the fact that Captain Jack Sparrow is the picture.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I AM a ninja!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pinja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    What kind of question is this?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Shinobi for the winnn
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Peyton FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from British Columbia, Canada
    My inner ninja :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Easy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Mockingvenus FemaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    yo ho yo ho, holy sh*t johnny depp is hot
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I'm sorry, but video games have ruined how much I like water. >.>
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Stockport, United Kingdom
    i'm already a ninja lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom
    a pirate becase i am already a ninja so i would be a pirate ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    jadew Female from British Columbia, Canada
    Pirate FTW
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    1 year ago
    ico
    MrKingdomSlayer MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    NARUTO FAN ALL THE WAY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Anyone with music is already a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Pirates don't get ii
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom
    Lol lol deedelydee being a pirate is alright to me.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    was i the only one who thought it said n**** .___.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    This is hard. Both are awesome. Hmmm. Pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Jack sparrow picture got me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ship life steal and rape women it was legal back then