Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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351,631 votes
1,976 comments

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Guys
3,805 votes
72.6%
27.4%
Girls
3,311 votes
61.4%
38.6%
Unknowns
344,515 votes
67.24%
32.76%

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United States
210,977 votes
68%
32%
United Kingdom
33,337 votes
66%
34%
Australia
20,491 votes
67%
33%
Canada
19,516 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
3,681 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
3,625 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
3,393 votes
69%
31%
Ireland
2,594 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
2,366 votes
64%
36%
Norway
2,119 votes
64%
36%
France
1,719 votes
54%
46%
Denmark
1,593 votes
64%
36%
Singapore
1,503 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,364 votes
59%
41%
Portugal
1,176 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
1,144 votes
64%
36%
Philippines
1,076 votes
74%
26%
Finland
1,056 votes
61%
39%
Romania
1,039 votes
58%
42%
India
880 votes
61%
39%
South Africa
879 votes
60%
40%
Brazil
788 votes
60%
40%
Italy
728 votes
45%
55%
Belgium
718 votes
59%
41%
Croatia
713 votes
54%
46%
Spain
660 votes
57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
625 votes
63%
37%
Hong Kong
608 votes
70%
30%
Israel
603 votes
59%
41%
Malaysia
600 votes
67%
33%
Serbia
568 votes
58%
42%
Greece
564 votes
56%
44%
Switzerland
541 votes
64%
36%
Austria
536 votes
62%
38%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Turkey
463 votes
50%
50%
Indonesia
432 votes
65%
35%
Poland
416 votes
59%
41%
Slovenia
410 votes
50%
50%
Japan
410 votes
68%
32%
Bulgaria
378 votes
56%
44%
Puerto Rico
365 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
351 votes
54%
46%
Czech Republic
349 votes
58%
42%
Estonia
304 votes
57%
43%
Argentina
301 votes
58%
42%
Iceland
287 votes
57%
43%
Colombia
283 votes
54%
46%
China
280 votes
74%
26%
Egypt
279 votes
62%
38%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Thailand
246 votes
63%
37%
Taiwan
238 votes
57%
43%
Kuwait
238 votes
67%
33%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
204 votes
63%
37%
Latvia
196 votes
61%
39%
Slovakia
182 votes
54%
46%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Pakistan
168 votes
49%
51%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
168 votes
60%
40%
Chile
157 votes
57%
43%
Macedonia
147 votes
54%
46%
Cyprus
142 votes
63%
37%
Jamaica
141 votes
79%
21%
Costa Rica
140 votes
64%
36%
Lebanon
129 votes
67%
33%
Dominican Republic
127 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
122 votes
71%
29%
Vietnam
121 votes
74%
26%
Morocco
121 votes
61%
39%
Albania
118 votes
49%
51%
Malta
110 votes
67%
33%
Panama
109 votes
60%
40%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Bahrain
100 votes
63%
37%
Venezuela
100 votes
64%
36%
Guam
99 votes
69%
31%
Bahamas
98 votes
74%
26%
Kenya
88 votes
69%
31%
Ukraine
80 votes
50%
50%
Luxembourg
75 votes
56%
44%
Georgia
73 votes
48%
52%
Tunisia
65 votes
57%
43%
Jersey
64 votes
61%
39%
Barbados
57 votes
81%
19%
Ecuador
57 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
57 votes
75%
25%
Bangladesh
56 votes
63%
37%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Isle of Man
54 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Guatemala
52 votes
65%
35%
Oman
49 votes
78%
22%
Seychelles
48 votes
58%
42%
Peru
47 votes
60%
40%
Bermuda
42 votes
74%
26%
Sri Lanka
41 votes
59%
41%
Mauritius
41 votes
54%
46%
Maldives
40 votes
38%
62%
Uruguay
40 votes
48%
52%
Algeria
40 votes
45%
55%
Nigeria
37 votes
73%
27%
Montenegro
35 votes
54%
46%
Faroe Islands
34 votes
71%
29%
Guernsey
34 votes
59%
41%
Aruba
34 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
33 votes
67%
33%
Unknown
30 votes
77%
23%
El Salvador
30 votes
70%
30%
Nepal
29 votes
69%
31%
Iraq
28 votes
50%
50%
Mongolia
25 votes
64%
36%
Antigua and Barbuda
25 votes
68%
32%
Cambodia
25 votes
80%
20%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Gibraltar
23 votes
61%
39%
Belize
23 votes
70%
30%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Suriname
21 votes
76%
24%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Azerbaijan
19 votes
63%
37%
Paraguay
18 votes
72%
28%
Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Guyana
17 votes
88%
12
Sudan
15 votes
80%
20%
Kazakhstan
15 votes
80%
20%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Belarus
15 votes
47%
53%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Uganda
13 votes
62%
38%
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Armenia
13 votes
54%
46%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Haiti
11 votes
91%
9
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Republic of Lithuania
10 votes
70%
30%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
9 votes
44%
56%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Republic of Korea
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Mozambique
8 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Madagascar
7 votes
57%
43%
Russia
7 votes
29%
71%
Fiji
6 votes
67%
33%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
6 votes
33%
67%
Ethiopia
6 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
5 votes
60%
40%
Swaziland
5 votes
80%
20%
Liechtenstein
5 votes
40%
60%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zambia
4 votes
100%
Andorra
4 votes
25%
75%
Vanuatu
4 votes
75%
25%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Guadeloupe
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Cameroon
2 votes
100%
Liberia
2 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Curaçao
2 votes
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Brunei
1 vote
100%
Somalia
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Myanmar [Burma]
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I just want Johnny Depp
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Texas, United States
    I would choose ninja but johnny depp looks so hot in that pic *-*
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    people say i look japaneese iven though my last name is tremblay which is canadian
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I CHOOSE PINJA!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja-pirate-robot-unicorn ZOMBIE :D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Jack sparrow!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    girl
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    boy
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Would you rather be a boy or a girl
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    2 years ago
    ico
    SelfRazedZealot Bronze Medal from California, United States
    thats not a real ninja or else thered be no picture...
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Already ninja.
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    a ninja pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    pirate's have wenches enough said
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Fife, United Kingdom
    johnny depps so sexy :)
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    i hate water -.-
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    FORGET THE 67% Pirates are awesome.
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manila, Philippines
    Already a pirate... Cool, pirate wielding katanas.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates have sex. Ninjas don't have time.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    DiscardedSlinky FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    Pirates are way cooler. Livin' FREE.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    AlbinoMoose308 Silver Medal from Missouri, United States
    a already am a ninja and i must say, it is soooooo much fun
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    2 years ago
    ico
    coryg MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from United States
    pirate=sexy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    A ninja. Because I can rape you and you won't know it
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    u drink rum all day is this a question
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja ninja for stealth
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pozesko-Slavonska, Croatia
    A pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Balikesir, Turkey
    I would be a ninja pirate
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Cebu City, Philippines
    ninjas are awesome especially loli-ninjas
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    b*tch i already a ninja :D
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Not even a question
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    You reek of sweat and scurvy, ninjas know 234865349 different ways to kill you. Oh and there's one behind right now, I think.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    I don't want a raging case of crabs, scurvy, lice, and to be stuck on a boat 24/7 with a bunch of other drunk, sweaty, fat-assed people who don't wash. Give me the sword, hygiene, stealth and physical strength.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Okay so now, I'm immortal, can fly, and now a ninja! FTW
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    pirate cuz the pic :3
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    Can i be a pirate-ninja??
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ♫I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie Ninja!♫ ♥
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Providence, Bahamas
    Pirates actually had really sh*tty lives by our modern standards.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Have you guys ever looked in a history book? Real ninjas were the equivalent of poking someone in the eye and running away.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    Feel like ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Bulgaria
    Pirate, definitely!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    The life of a pirate is full of rape, money, and fame. Life of a ninja is full of hiding in the shadows, killing yourself when you screw the pooch, and specifically being known to exist by NO ONE.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    adamantarmor Silver MedalBlue Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    pirates cant be unseen
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Die of scurvy, or be awesome. Hmmm.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    im already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Sweden
    Are you out of your mind??? Pirate's had really sh*tty lifes, they starved, was dirty for months and they did hardwork all the time.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Sweden
    A pirate?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    One word. Rum.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    ninjas are invisible you dummy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    whimsical_melody Bronze Medal from New Jersey, United States
    how about a ninja pirate?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Nugget FemaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    NINJA ON A BOAT !
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    why not a pirate ninja?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Ive been a pirate since birth
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    both
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    pirate vs ninja battle of the century ( saints row 2)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjas aren't known for getting scurvy!
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    Hey, you get to sail the seven seas! I'm all up for that!
  • image
    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    im already a pirate (if you know what i mean yo ho)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Yo ho ho and some really bad eggs...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    andreasb2 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Zurich, Switzerland
    This ain't no ninja. -.-
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    Pirates have guns! And women!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas shower
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    can i be a robot ninja pirate from the future?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Distrito Federal, Brazil
    ARRRRR
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Rum!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Ninja, less chance of illnesses such as scurvy, cholera, etc.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Slovenia
    Arrrr yaaa ninjas can't handle da seeeaa
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Appolonius FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    I don't wanna train my whole life to learn how not to make the floor creak, I wanna go steal sh*t
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    NINGA!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    PINJA!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    NARUTO.
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Midtjylland, Denmark
    I'd stay with my religion, Pastafarism, and stay in the spirit of my ancestors, the Vikings
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Johnny Depp
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja prease!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Ninjas can't have sex, they'll lose their edge. Pirate please.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    you could move all fast if your a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    A lack of pirates has lead directly to global warming. Be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Johnny Depp is freaking Epic
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Clarendon, Jamaica
    wat type of question is that. Pirate really are we 5 years old people
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Puerto Rico
    if captain Jack Sparrow was on the boat.... a pirate!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    NINJATE!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    rikaflax Bronze Medal from United Kingdom
    can i be both plz
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Quintana Roo, Mexico
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    Pirates can be always drunk!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    pirates were drunken unmerciful killers. at least as a ninja you have honour and are a FUCI
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    You can do what you want because a pirate is free!! I am a pirate!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Borgarfjardarsysla, Iceland
    I'm a big fan of One piece so....
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'd be a pirate.. But. Only if I could be one with Johnny deep ^^
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    More modern
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Could i be a butt pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Why can't I be both?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Super stealth, acrobatics, and martial arts knowledge....or constant rocking of the ship and scurvy...hmm..
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    i dont want to sink an expensive ship
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    id b a really fat ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Being a ninja is all about work and restraint. Eugh.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    I am behind you right now. Too late! I already disappeared.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Their Child
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja by far!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    This is the hardest wur I've ever seen...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Jvbv
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    How about a ninja pirate? Anyone...?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WHAT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because I watched Captain Jack Sparrow and that would be so much better than a ninja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ooh, such a hard choice, especially when they advertise pirate with Cap. Jack Sparrow... I'm gonna have to go with ninja. Nvm, I accidentally skipped it...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    really
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas can easily become pirates, but not vice versa.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    NINJAS
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Zucca MaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from California, United States
    No ninja has ever died of scurvy, lice, fungal infection or been trapped on a boat for years on-end with dozens of angry, anxious, desperate men.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninjas
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    ninjas are far superior then pirates.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    wow
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Damn Clicked the wrong thing I've alwasy wanted to be a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninjas have a lot longer life expectancy.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'll hide in the shadows, thanks.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja power wassa
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    beter health beter stelth
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    pirate.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Jack Sparrow=
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Skane Lan, Sweden
    ninja ftw!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'd be a ninja turtle
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    niga
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Lol, I am a black belt ninja :D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Beijing, China
    NINJAS R KOOL
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninjas are more badass
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    NINJA ALL THE WAY!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates get scurvy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A ninja....i get sea sick :L
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    a ninja
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    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest
    ninjas are awesome
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    why would want to be a pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    johnny depp for the win
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Well I'm already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    if i could eat a devil fruit i would be a pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates get wenches!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    I've seen what happened to those Somalians, I'll take ninja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    You can't see ninjas. Your picture is invalid.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I wonder how many people that voted 'ninja' can actually do any martial arts whatsoever. Pirates all the way!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Your mum
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I AM a pirate.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Naruto vs One Piece.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    ILuvGreen FemaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from Georgia, United States
    pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    selenagomezfan4ever FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    ninjas got STEALTH
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    One piece ftw!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    On my boat, there's always more rum. Dickboats.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    ... Just shoot the ninja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    but first you should learn some grammar, then be a ninga pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    wow im surprised it's so ninja-skewed
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    ico
    guest from France
    Pirates get the rhum!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    Ninjas fight with technique. Ninjas move with speed, agility. Pirates charge at their enemy when fighting, without much thinking. Pirates move slower.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninja...no scurvy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas r cool
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I love Johnney Depp
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm going to silently kill the 34%
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    ico
    Arkiasis Bronze MedalBlue Star from Ontario, Canada
    Being a pirate isn't what it's cracked up to be. Imagine being a boat infested with disease for months on end, then dying a short brutal death.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    selenagomezfan4ever FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    ninjas got STEALTH
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    I need more seamen on the poop-deck
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    ico
    guest from Australia
    Ninjas are pussies
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    ico
    guest from Jersey
    you could be flexible!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ***TRUST ME, I'M A NINJA***
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    i wanna be a ninja wacha
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    ico
    guest from Attiki, Greece
    Ninja Robot Alien Pirate yeah that's right line up to enjoy my nuts
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Fart Bronze Medal from Kentucky, United States
    Johnny Depp is someone I'd like to meet so my answer is obviously pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    a ninja gets to do flips
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    2 years ago
    ico
    havilahg FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Arkansas, United States
    Yo ho Yo ho....
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    NINJA PIRATES!!!!!
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    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    a ninja
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    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirates are free!
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    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    ninjia
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    Already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Both?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    theres a chance i could meet peter pan
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    ico
    guest from Hampshire, United Kingdom
    Pirates smell...easy choice
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    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Well I'm a ninja pirate assassin
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    A pirate! Go flying spahgetti monster.
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    ico
    guest from United States
    definatly ninja. see that no of course u didnt i just killed u with my ninja skills
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Hmm...rather be a silent killer or a drunk pirate....let me think about that
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    a pirate cuz i wanna be on a ship and explore many places never seen before, and many adventures and treasures
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    ico
    swagchild30 Bronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    Ninjas are f***in pussys
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    if i was a pirate i could marry jack sparrow ^^
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    ico
    amyp FemaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME
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    2 years ago
    ico
    SomberAura FemaleBronze Medal from United States
    Pinja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    im ninja already