Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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611,642 votes
3,192 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
6,662 votes
71.7%
28.3%
Girls
4,593 votes
60.4%
39.6%
Unknowns
600,387 votes
67.27%
32.73%

Votes by country map view

United States
320,729 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
58,281 votes
67%
33%
Australia
33,283 votes
69%
31%
Canada
32,896 votes
69%
31%
Spain
16,622 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
9,277 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
8,460 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
6,201 votes
71%
29%
Mexico
6,121 votes
63%
37%
Argentina
5,244 votes
62%
38%
Ireland
5,090 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
5,017 votes
67%
33%
Italy
4,807 votes
52%
48%
France
4,534 votes
58%
42%
Norway
4,172 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
3,548 votes
67%
33%
Portugal
2,728 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,706 votes
76%
24%
Singapore
2,598 votes
73%
27%
Finland
2,565 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
2,481 votes
65%
35%
Romania
2,469 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
2,453 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
2,316 votes
66%
34%
Belgium
2,313 votes
60%
40%
Chile
2,182 votes
59%
41%
Indonesia
2,039 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
1,832 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
1,685 votes
56%
44%
India
1,582 votes
61%
39%
Greece
1,541 votes
55%
45%
Malaysia
1,458 votes
70%
30%
Serbia
1,413 votes
60%
40%
Switzerland
1,368 votes
65%
35%
Saudi Arabia
1,355 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,348 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,330 votes
63%
37%
Poland
1,197 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
1,125 votes
54%
46%
Venezuela
1,071 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
1,009 votes
71%
29%
Peru
920 votes
64%
36%
Czech Republic
907 votes
58%
42%
Bulgaria
895 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
815 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
804 votes
54%
46%
Puerto Rico
764 votes
62%
38%
Estonia
711 votes
58%
42%
Japan
662 votes
69%
31%
Ecuador
659 votes
61%
39%
Uruguay
627 votes
63%
37%
Kuwait
591 votes
67%
33%
Iceland
588 votes
57%
43%
Thailand
581 votes
66%
34%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
573 votes
66%
34%
Costa Rica
564 votes
66%
34%
Egypt
547 votes
62%
38%
Latvia
519 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Lithuania
511 votes
60%
40%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Slovakia
454 votes
56%
44%
Macedonia
438 votes
60%
40%
Dominican Republic
429 votes
71%
29%
Qatar
426 votes
65%
35%
Vietnam
379 votes
73%
27%
Panama
363 votes
62%
38%
Pakistan
335 votes
58%
42%
Taiwan
335 votes
62%
38%
Russia
332 votes
53%
47%
Albania
316 votes
56%
44%
China
307 votes
73%
27%
Cyprus
290 votes
63%
37%
Malta
289 votes
61%
39%
Lebanon
289 votes
67%
33%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Trinidad and Tobago
254 votes
72%
28%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Morocco
242 votes
60%
40%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Jamaica
225 votes
79%
21%
Guatemala
220 votes
66%
34%
Honduras
220 votes
71%
29%
Bahrain
218 votes
66%
34%
Ukraine
203 votes
58%
42%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
191 votes
69%
31%
Georgia
190 votes
55%
45%
Unknown
186 votes
61%
39%
El Salvador
184 votes
63%
37%
Guam
176 votes
74%
26%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Republic of Korea
169 votes
69%
31%
Bahamas
167 votes
72%
28%
Paraguay
163 votes
61%
39%
Kenya
155 votes
66%
34%
Luxembourg
149 votes
57%
43%
Tunisia
142 votes
56%
44%
Bolivia
140 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
136 votes
48%
52%
Iraq
125 votes
55%
45%
Bangladesh
120 votes
66%
34%
Montenegro
118 votes
60%
40%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Oman
105 votes
72%
28%
Jersey
99 votes
66%
34%
Barbados
94 votes
76%
24%
Isle of Man
93 votes
67%
33%
Nicaragua
91 votes
71%
29%
Sri Lanka
88 votes
56%
44%
Mauritius
86 votes
53%
47%
Brunei
85 votes
78%
22%
Faroe Islands
76 votes
59%
41%
Aruba
69 votes
75%
25%
Bermuda
68 votes
74%
26%
Nigeria
65 votes
69%
31%
Maldives
64 votes
38%
62%
Cambodia
63 votes
78%
22%
Belize
57 votes
65%
35%
Cayman Islands
56 votes
68%
32%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Mongolia
53 votes
68%
32%
Seychelles
51 votes
55%
45%
Suriname
51 votes
71%
29%
Nepal
50 votes
66%
34%
Guernsey
46 votes
61%
39%
Iran
44 votes
64%
36%
Belarus
43 votes
53%
47%
Namibia
40 votes
78%
22%
Curaçao
39 votes
72%
28%
Gibraltar
38 votes
63%
37%
Republic of Moldova
37 votes
68%
32%
Kazakhstan
36 votes
75%
25%
Azerbaijan
35 votes
60%
40%
Armenia
35 votes
57%
43%
Ghana
35 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
32 votes
72%
28%
Andorra
31 votes
61%
39%
Antigua and Barbuda
30 votes
70%
30%
Sudan
24 votes
71%
29%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
23 votes
87%
13
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Syria
21 votes
62%
38%
Palestine
21 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Fiji
19 votes
89%
11
Saint Lucia
19 votes
68%
32%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Tanzania
18 votes
61%
39%
Myanmar [Burma]
18 votes
56%
44%
Reunion
17 votes
41%
59%
Senegal
17 votes
53%
47%
Botswana
16 votes
81%
19%
Zimbabwe
15 votes
73%
27%
U.S. Virgin Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Zambia
15 votes
73%
27%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Grenada
15 votes
73%
27%
Mozambique
15 votes
73%
27%
Afghanistan
14 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
13 votes
85%
15
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Madagascar
12 votes
67%
33%
Sint Maarten
12 votes
67%
33%
Macao
12 votes
92%
8
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Ethiopia
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
New Caledonia
10 votes
60%
40%
Northern Mariana Islands
10 votes
80%
20%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
Turks and Caicos Islands
10 votes
70%
30%
Dominica
10 votes
70%
30%
Angola
10 votes
60%
40%
Åland
9 votes
56%
44%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
8 votes
75%
25%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Laos
7 votes
57%
43%
Libya
7 votes
71%
29%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
British Virgin Islands
7 votes
71%
29%
Liechtenstein
7 votes
57%
43%
Yemen
6 votes
83%
17%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Guadeloupe
6 votes
67%
33%
Bonaire
5 votes
80%
20%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
French Polynesia
5 votes
60%
40%
Anguilla
5 votes
80%
20%
Uzbekistan
5 votes
80%
20%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Saint Martin
5 votes
60%
40%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Cuba
4 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
3 votes
67%
33%
Liberia
3 votes
33%
67%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Kyrgyzstan
2 votes
50%
50%
Samoa
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +4
    milotheshort Bronze MedalSuper Star from Ohio, United States
    If you're a famous ninja... you're doing it wrong!
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    4 years ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Pirates get scurvy, ninja's get sick ass masks.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Pirates are rapists who fight for money while ninjas are (generally) heroes and are fighting for their country.
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    1p2a3p4e5 FemaleSilver Medal from Georgia, United States
    pirates are greedy
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    No your not guest from Malta Johnny depp is
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    If it was that pirate would
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Carter is a girl
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    And also he tried to hit Carter, so I hit him.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I want to cut Jack R in to pieces when I am a ninja. I really hate Jack R. he's a weirdo
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    i barf on boats
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Both
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    ninjas look cooler and don't get scurvy
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    An assassin pirate
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas can slice pirates less then 5 seconds
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I like da booty
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Wish i could be a pirate ninja
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    11 months ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Pirates are dirty.
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    FrostBite FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    That's Johnny Depp.... he attracted my mouse
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    true storybnhmt
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Come on matters we are going on an adventure to unicornlandia
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    A pirate is a person who commits a crime on a beach...
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninjas get Southeastern Asian booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    " i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats in side it!"
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    1 year ago
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    cardboardcherry Silver Medal from Selangor, Malaysia
    Uh hello... backflips ftw
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Jack Sparrow is hot, I'm sorry I cannot hold it in any longer, like if you agree.
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    1 year ago
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    I'd be the best captain ever!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Girls hate both!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    pirates get guns... i like guns
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    ID BE FOXY!!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Hordaland Fylke, Norway
    Pirateee
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    I'd rather not be seasick
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    kiwi_bird_J FemaleSilver Medal from New York, United States
    I already am a Pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ninjas have less chance to drown
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    The kind in Naruto.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    Pirate because jack sparrow
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Naruto or luffy
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Africa
    67% of people proudly increase global warming
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I like whiskey. Sorry.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Imma seasick
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    I know what to do if attacked but pirate...?
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    1 year ago
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    ChinasAllieCat FemaleSilver Medal from Tennessee, United States
    only a pirate if i became jack sparrow!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Come on people. Pirates get to pillage and rape
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    can't wait for naruto vs one peace comments
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    A ninja because i don't like the water
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    scrub the decks, do exhausting work, probably die from execution, battle or Desiase or just be an assassin?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    Saw Jack Sparrow, clicked
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    A ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest
    pirates 4 ever
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is alright to be you are a pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    JustHereForRrrather MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Presumably,an honorable shinobi who doesn't practice the banches of ninjitzu invoving withcraft or a virtuous sea dog who always returns the spoils to his/her sovereignty.
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    guest from New York, United States
    u cant c me
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    Unngoy_1 Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    Asia FOREVER!!!
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    kingdrakin MaleBronze Medal from Iowa, United States
    so hard to decide
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Captain Hook (Colin O'donge
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    guest from Bradford, United Kingdom
    johnny depp is buff
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Niga
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    guest from California, United States
    I LOVE PIRATES!
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    guest from Plymouth, United Kingdom
    ninjas are good, pirates arent
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    i wanna be a ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    I'm Luffy out of One Piece
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    guest from Saint Andrew, Jamaica
    a ninja thats like a musket or life time shiukens
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    guest from United Kingdom
    Because of foxy the pirate (five nights at freddys) also the rum
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    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    I thaught ninjas on a boat and stole were pirates
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    1 year ago
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    I could be a ninja pirate.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    Nimpo!... RASENGAN
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    guest from South Dakota, United States
    ninja equals scare people till they pee there pants hahah
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    DO WATCHYA WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!!!
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    guest from Durham, United Kingdom
    Edward kenway
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    guest from Texas, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Barnet, United Kingdom
    pirate from one piece...AMAZING!!!
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    guest from United Kingdom
    Because I am a girl
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I CHANGE MY MIND. IM SCARED OF WATER IM BLACK !
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    naruto vs one piece
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    A pirate.
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    williams2 Male from Ontario, Canada
    Yar Har Fiddle Mic Dee being a pirate is alright with me
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    tresure!!!!!! And cute outfits + swords = YAY!
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    1 year ago
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    Pirates are MURDERERS and RAPISTS! Doesn't anybody know that? Pirates are the "BAD GUYS"!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest Bronze Medal from Tennessee, United States
    b*tches it jack sparrow!!!! i with him!! peace out ninjas yall SUCK!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Italy
    how bout f***in pirate ninjas???
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninjas are at least healthier
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Swiggity swoogity coming for dat booty
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    My name Chaniqwah and I'm 7 years olde and I chos ninja becos I want be power ranger ninja storm. Bi bi
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Jack sparrow is HOT
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    zoes2 FemaleBronze Medal from Maryland, United States
    BRING ME THE HORIZON
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    then i could meet hook from once a pone a time and well... you know the rest
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Actuoy I'd rather be a pinga
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    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom
    Ninjas are sneaky and mostly asian!
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Yar har feeble dee dee
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    guest from California, United States
    Lol that funny
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    "I'm a high pries Vatican assassin warlock"
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Stealth
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    guest from New York, United States
    I won't get sea sick and vomit everywhere
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    pineapple
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    hokuk Female from Hawaii, United States
    Naruto or One Piece?
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Well considering women on a ship is considered bad luck, I guess I have to go with ninja cuz I'm a chick.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Hounslow, United Kingdom
    Somali pirates I'm luvin it doodoodoodooodoodooo
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Vestfold, Norway
    YO HO IM A PIRATE
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates take as they please while ninjas live by a code
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    guest from New York, United States
    Silent but deadly
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    frederick MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    One Piece > Naruto
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Anyone heard of Edward Kenway? I'm gonna be him.
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    A ninja
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    guest from Wakefield, United Kingdom
    Pirates are sh*t
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    Captain jack sparrow I got a jar of dirt
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    yar yar didley dee I am a pirate its so clear to me do what I want cuz a pirate is free I am a pirate
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    all the moneyzzzz
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Saw jack sparrow and immediately clicked
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    You are idiots if you chose pirate
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    guest from New York, United States
    pirates are dirty
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    IwillNoScoopU Silver Medal from Seoul-t'ukpyolsi, South Korea
    I'm sorry jack. lol
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Neither
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    A ninja bc.... Idk
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pirates are much better
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    guest from New York, United States
    Or a ninja pirate!
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    guest from Limassol, Cyprus
    If you're a pirate you get caught and put to jail
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    Arisat MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Georgia, United States
    captain luffy
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'd be the Captain Jack Sparrow of ninjas
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    NINJA KILLZ PIRATE WOOOO
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    guest from United States
    Nnow you see me nnow you don't
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    guest from United States
    Mogha
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    guest from Flanders, Belgium
    a pirate is just somebody who is considered to have done a crime on the sea including internet crimes so most of the pirates are fat bastards
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Today's pirates are murders who live in Somalia and have awful lives
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    A NINJA HELL YEAH
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    guest from Muhafazat Masqat, Oman
    Are you are a pirate!
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Being a ninja doesnt mean your some assasin. Use the inner ninja for good. Pirates were never good and were always blinded by their greed
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    guest from Hong Kong
    I don't have to have sh*ts on a boat today
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    K3414n Female from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja pirate...duh
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    not much pirates anymore, ninjas are more skilled
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Seems like more of an adventure. Plus the girls really dig it! But imagine all the extraordinary views and awesome fighting skills you would have as a ninja. But for some reason the pirates life seems all too familiar... I feel like i was a porate in a past life so im going to stick with my gut response. Matey.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Kaizoku
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    NINJAS R AWESOME
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    Johnny Depp is god....
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    guest from Texas, United States
    lol
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    id be a ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
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    I don't steal things
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    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Ninjas are less likely to be shredded by cannonballs.
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    C'mon mates I always was a pirate
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    guest from Texas, United States
    WAIIIIIIIIII
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    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    WHERES THE RUM GONE
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    lachlanm2 MaleSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates died of scurvy alot and were overall pretty boring but ninjutsu i can use
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    pirates live horrible lives on the ship
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    NINJAAAAA
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    HlywdSmpson MaleBronze Medal from Florida, United States
    I'd be on Luffy's crew ONE PIECE 4EVER
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    unless there were mermaids. like super hot slutty ones that grow legs on land.
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    guest from Washington, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    There's one thing you forgot, 'I'm Captain Jack Sparrow'
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    MyPassIs123456 Bronze Medal from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I'm already a pirate. Now to.. oh wait you mean a real pirate. Nah, too much scurvy. I'll be a ninja!
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    LordBalkara MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Illinois, United States
    Depends on whether it's the real or fake kind of pirate and ninja. Fake= pirate cause jack sparrow real= ninja cause real pirates rape and murder
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    But... scurvy....
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    guest from Washington, United States
    If I'm a ninja, I can pretend to be a pirate and no one would know....
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    guest Silver Medal from Leeds, United Kingdom
    Ninja pirate?
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Sparrow attracted my mouse
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    You will always r ember this as the day you almost caught Captin Jack sparrow
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    are u guys stupid u know how many diseases pirates get
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates should go to jail.
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    guest from United Kingdom
    I could be Jack Sparrows ninja guards- ? ;)
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Pirates are ninja and after the fall of the samurai ninja became obsolete.
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    cause you are a pirate and a pirate is free
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are stealers and that is a sin
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    guest from Hampshire, United Kingdom
    pirates are cooler
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    Lepigeon Bronze Medal from Nebraska, United States
    i could be all like, SMOKE BOMB!!!! POOF!
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    guest from Utah, United States
    im with you man, those pirates like the booty
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    guest from New York, United States
    They're both dumb I just had to pick one
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are stinky thieves
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i clicked on it when i saw jhonny depp..
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I already am a ninja but whatever
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    I am a ninja. No ur not. Did u see me do that. Do what. Exactaly.
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    guest from Netherlands
    i wanna meet the hokage
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    EDWARD KENWAY!
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    guest from California, United States
    One word: GOLD
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ninga
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja seems more epic
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are boss
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    I wanted to be Edward Kennway... Everybody else said NO.
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    hit wrong one sorry
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    Who else just immediately picked Jack Sparrow?!?!? Anyone?! I think YES
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Naruto or One Piece Lol
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I only clicked the Pirat option because they used Captain Jack Sparrow :3
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    The Pirate life is the life fer me
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirate don't have depth perception
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    jordanc4 from New Zealand
    Its asking would you rather be a killer or a rapist,murder and a theif
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    guest from Madeira, Portugal
    No brainer question for somali people.
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    guest Bronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    pirates steal. and still exist now days
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Assassins Creed Black Flag
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im not being stincky
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    Kezajaws MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Leeds, United Kingdom
    I am ninja. You cannot see me. I shall protect my family's honour and slay you!
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    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    Get to PIRATE videos LOL
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    guest from Florida, United States
    A ninja can fight and dress up as a pirate and get on a ship
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    guest from California, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and immediately clicked
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    laurenn FemaleSilver Medal from Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
    ppfffttt
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Have me lick you 8=====}
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    The pirates life is for me
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninjas are little girls hiding under their covers pirate kick ass.
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    On ship a full illiterate bastard who don't brush there teeth and never take shower oh boy here I come