Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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679,484 votes
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Guys
7,196 votes
71.4%
28.6%
Girls
4,803 votes
60.4%
39.6%
Unknowns
667,485 votes
67.32%
32.68%

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United States
356,676 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
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67%
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Canada
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Australia
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69%
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Spain
19,458 votes
58%
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Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
10,242 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
9,371 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
7,243 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
6,768 votes
71%
29%
Argentina
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62%
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Ireland
5,460 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
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66%
34%
Italy
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52%
48%
France
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59%
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Norway
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66%
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Denmark
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68%
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Colombia
3,117 votes
65%
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Philippines
3,069 votes
76%
24%
Portugal
3,013 votes
65%
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Singapore
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73%
27%
Finland
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Chile
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59%
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Romania
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59%
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United Arab Emirates
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66%
34%
Brazil
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64%
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Belgium
2,608 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
2,446 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
2,153 votes
63%
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Croatia
1,854 votes
56%
44%
Greece
1,826 votes
54%
46%
India
1,803 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
1,715 votes
70%
30%
Serbia
1,624 votes
61%
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Saudi Arabia
1,573 votes
65%
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Turkey
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Switzerland
1,506 votes
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Austria
1,502 votes
60%
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Israel
1,463 votes
62%
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Venezuela
1,355 votes
68%
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Poland
1,347 votes
59%
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Peru
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63%
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Hong Kong
1,118 votes
71%
29%
Czech Republic
1,093 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
997 votes
56%
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Puerto Rico
913 votes
63%
37%
Slovenia
898 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
897 votes
54%
46%
Ecuador
801 votes
62%
38%
Estonia
789 votes
58%
42%
Uruguay
756 votes
64%
36%
Japan
723 votes
68%
32%
Kuwait
696 votes
67%
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Thailand
681 votes
65%
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
664 votes
67%
33%
Costa Rica
660 votes
67%
33%
Iceland
658 votes
58%
42%
Egypt
633 votes
63%
37%
Republic of Lithuania
622 votes
61%
39%
Latvia
605 votes
62%
38%
Dominican Republic
552 votes
72%
28%
Macedonia
540 votes
60%
40%
Slovakia
537 votes
57%
43%
Vietnam
494 votes
73%
27%
Qatar
491 votes
65%
35%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Panama
435 votes
63%
37%
Russia
419 votes
54%
46%
Pakistan
418 votes
56%
44%
Albania
399 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
355 votes
63%
37%
Lebanon
352 votes
68%
32%
Malta
349 votes
61%
39%
Cyprus
339 votes
62%
38%
China
315 votes
72%
28%
Trinidad and Tobago
299 votes
72%
28%
Morocco
290 votes
58%
42%
Honduras
282 votes
73%
27%
Guatemala
277 votes
66%
34%
Bahrain
261 votes
64%
36%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Jamaica
259 votes
79%
21%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
259 votes
69%
31%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Ukraine
245 votes
59%
41%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Georgia
232 votes
57%
43%
El Salvador
221 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Korea
221 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
215 votes
62%
38%
Paraguay
204 votes
61%
39%
Guam
198 votes
74%
26%
Bahamas
194 votes
73%
27%
Bolivia
187 votes
60%
40%
Kenya
178 votes
66%
34%
Luxembourg
177 votes
59%
41%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Tunisia
167 votes
54%
46%
Iraq
161 votes
58%
42%
Algeria
160 votes
47%
53%
Montenegro
144 votes
62%
38%
Bangladesh
140 votes
66%
34%
Oman
122 votes
75%
25%
Mauritius
112 votes
55%
45%
Brunei
110 votes
77%
23%
Barbados
109 votes
77%
23%
Jersey
107 votes
64%
36%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Isle of Man
103 votes
69%
31%
Nicaragua
102 votes
72%
28%
Sri Lanka
98 votes
54%
46%
Faroe Islands
81 votes
60%
40%
Cambodia
81 votes
75%
25%
Aruba
80 votes
76%
24%
Maldives
76 votes
41%
59%
Bermuda
74 votes
76%
24%
Nigeria
74 votes
69%
31%
Suriname
73 votes
75%
25%
Nepal
70 votes
67%
33%
Belize
66 votes
64%
36%
Mongolia
65 votes
71%
29%
Iran
65 votes
55%
45%
Cayman Islands
63 votes
65%
35%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Azerbaijan
55 votes
64%
36%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Namibia
54 votes
76%
24%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Belarus
51 votes
59%
41%
Seychelles
51 votes
55%
45%
Guernsey
50 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Moldova
50 votes
68%
32%
Kazakhstan
46 votes
76%
24%
Curaçao
44 votes
73%
27%
Armenia
42 votes
55%
45%
Gibraltar
42 votes
64%
36%
Ghana
41 votes
71%
29%
Syria
37 votes
59%
41%
Guyana
36 votes
75%
25%
Palestine
35 votes
66%
34%
Antigua and Barbuda
33 votes
70%
30%
Andorra
33 votes
61%
39%
Sudan
32 votes
72%
28%
Fiji
28 votes
79%
21%
Myanmar [Burma]
27 votes
63%
37%
Botswana
24 votes
75%
25%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
24 votes
88%
12
Tanzania
22 votes
55%
45%
Saint Lucia
21 votes
71%
29%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
20 votes
40%
60%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Zimbabwe
20 votes
65%
35%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Senegal
19 votes
53%
47%
New Caledonia
18 votes
61%
39%
Northern Mariana Islands
18 votes
78%
22%
Grenada
17 votes
71%
29%
Afghanistan
17 votes
47%
53%
Zambia
17 votes
76%
24%
U.S. Virgin Islands
17 votes
53%
47%
Mozambique
16 votes
75%
25%
Turks and Caicos Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Sint Maarten
15 votes
67%
33%
Macao
15 votes
93%
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Haiti
14 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
13 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
13 votes
62%
38%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Dominica
11 votes
73%
27%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Angola
11 votes
64%
36%
Greenland
10 votes
80%
20%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
British Virgin Islands
10 votes
70%
30%
Libya
10 votes
50%
50%
Åland
10 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
9 votes
56%
44%
Laos
9 votes
56%
44%
Uzbekistan
9 votes
89%
11
Anguilla
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Liechtenstein
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
7 votes
86%
14
Guadeloupe
7 votes
71%
29%
Saint Martin
7 votes
57%
43%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Bonaire
6 votes
67%
33%
Cuba
6 votes
83%
17%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Monaco
5 votes
60%
40%
Liberia
5 votes
40%
60%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Somalia
4 votes
75%
25%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Kyrgyzstan
3 votes
67%
33%
Rwanda
3 votes
67%
33%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Gambia
1 vote
100%
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    4 years ago
    ico +8
    BarryTheGreatest Silver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I know this is fake because you can see the Ninja on the left
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    Naruto or One Piece?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    is the black pearl a racist joke ?!?
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Three word: Ching Chang Chong. (Search it up)
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    chose wizard before so now I am ninja wizard
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    go go power rangers of sixty difrent kinds
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    9 months ago
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Ninjas are thieves, Pirates
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Dolj, Romania
    When your a pirate,then you are free to do whatever you want
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    9 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    LOL
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    cause ninjas
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    chriy am get me
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    9 months ago
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    guest from K'alak'i T'bilisi, Georgia
    most asians where pirates so a win win
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    guest from K'alak'i T'bilisi, Georgia
    ninjas wh
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    To
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    cheyennes3 FemaleBronze Medal from New Jersey, United States
    FREKEN JACK SPARROW Is SO DUPE
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    why not a ninja?
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    texas guest what kind of booty XD
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    vaginas and boobies taste great
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Pirates can become ninjas
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    ninja because i could be scorpion from mortal combat
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    why pirates are amazing thats poo
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    9 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Who else saw Johnny Depp and clicked?
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    9 months ago
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    IceTheSnowWolf MaleBronze Medal from Washington, United States
    ARR MATEYS
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    narto
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    9 months ago
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    Siki FemaleSilver Medal from North Carolina, United States
    Who else chose pirate because it was Johnny Depp?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Satakunta, Finland
    whys the rum gone
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Krasnodarskiy Kray, Russia
    YARR ARE A PIRATE!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I don't want one leg
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    sparow for the win
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I have long hair so I can be jacksparow yaya
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    cause you aren't a pirate!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    ninjas r better
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    9 months ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    I CAN BE NARUTO
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    HWIYAH
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Wellington, New Zealand
    i still want wifi and i get to meet jakie chan
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New Providence District, Bahamas
    NINJA IS THE BEST
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    if your a ninja can can easily just disguise as pirate
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Makkah Province, Saudi Arabia
    pirat pirtat
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Beyrouth, Lebanon
    yargh yargh nanananana
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Bangkok, Thailand
    YAR BE THA PIRATES
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    9 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Naruto vs. One Piece
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Geneva, Switzerland
    cmon guys, its Captain Jack Sparrow
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I love to see open waters
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    YOU ARE A PIRATE! Y
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    you are a pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    What if I'm a ninja-pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja,at least i dont have to stay at a place that smells like poop
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    IM ON A MOFUKN' BOAT
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Armagh District, United Kingdom
    Pirate! I dunno, I just love the sea.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    no im captin jack sparo because my name is jack
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Singapore
    Ninja! I love katanas, they're so sharp! Pirates might be able to sail on seas and have cool hats but they cant smoke bomb and diseapear!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    ARGHHH MATEYS
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    swords are cool not guns
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Central Luzon, Philippines
    A Pirate when it comes to One Piece xD
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    yauhenib MaleSilver Medal from Massachusetts, United States
    ching boom all of you are dead in a few seconds who is that the ninja of course
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Only a pirate because u get more booty
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I chose ninja over wizard so this is obvious
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    awesome2198 Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    Why not a ninja pirate? :D
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    can I have some of your booty
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    Luke77701 MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Illinois, United States
    ninja of course
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    guest from Ustecky kraj, Czech Republic
    stealth
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    guest from Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
    Deez nuts
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    guest from Texas, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Texas, United States
    you are freee!!!!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I'm Fiona the pirate fox[female foxy the pirate]
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    guest from Singapore
    Where's my rum!?
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    guest from Wyoming, United States
    im a ninja wizard pirate shape shifter applesauce gunmaster idk where im going with this
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    i'm already like a ninja, so, ya.... :p
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    bulletmaniac MaleBronze Medal from Western Australia, Australia
    a ninja can BECOME a pirate... ._.
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    assasians creed black flag -_-
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Provincia de Lima, Peru
    Splatoon confirmed :v
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninja Pirate, like Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag? (I know he was an Assassin, but they are almost the same thing) I prefer Ninja.
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    U ARE A PIRATE!
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    liaw2 FemaleBronze Medal from Georgia, United States
    Let's face it. I'd be the worst ninja
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja get loot assanate look epic descendent of squirrels
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    ninja magic
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I want to be a vigilante
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Smoke balls BITCH!!!!plus katanas
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates don't have depth perseption
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    snowy9810 Silver Medal from Michigan, United States
    ninja all the way
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    A pirate cause ... Food and also less likely to be assasinated by someone with skills
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    pickaxeproductions FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Hawaii, United States
    do what u want casue a pirate is free U R A PIRATE yar har fiddle de dee being a pirate is all that u need
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    10 months ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Yar har fiddle dee dee!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    NNNIIINNNJJJAAA
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    10 months ago
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    eliyahm FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    I'm not going to live the life of an outlaw!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    You do realise ninjas were outlaws... We'll they we're mostly seen as the good guys but their whole purpose was revolting against the shoguns. But still, rather be a stealth outlaw with throwing stars than a drunk outlaw with loads of booty!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    you are evil! on the question about the thief or beggar, i picked the thief, in fact even steal in real life so do me a favor and lock your doors and board up the windows! im coming for you
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    easy LOL pirates do get dat booty
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Swords or swords plus two guns? Yeah I think I got to go with pirate
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    guest from Bucharest, Romania
    do what you want cause a pirate is free.
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    YAAAAR
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    10 months ago
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    Yar har fiddle dee dee......
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    im scorpion
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    NARUTO FOR LIFE
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Why can't I be a ninja pirate?Like in castle crashers?
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Ninja = Pirate + better weapons + better skillsets
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    guest from California, United States
    splatoon
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Munster, Ireland
    Naruto vs One Piece
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Luffy from one piece or Naruto
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    guest from Texas, United States
    gotta get that booty!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Sweet
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Södermanland, Sweden
    ninja bc isn't being a pirate iligal?
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    10 months ago
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    lucar2 MaleSilver Medal from Piaui, Brazil
    A ninja
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Barnsley, United Kingdom
    I llllooooooovvvveeeee Jack Sparror, such a good actor!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    Johnny depp is the actor, jack sparrow is the character
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Mexico City, Mexico
    You are pirate!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Only if its a pirates of the Caribbean style pirate. Not like, an internet pirate, or a pirate that kills and steals for no reason.
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    10 months ago
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    sarayae FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    ninjas are boring.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay
    Ninja cuz i can lick pussy and no one knows
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    BOTH!!!
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    guest from Utah, United States
    naruto vs luffy xD
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    guest from California, United States
    yar mateys im foxy so yeah
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    guest from Utah, United States
    You are a pirate!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    WE GOT OURSELVES A MAP
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    CAUSE IM A PIRATE LIVIN HIGH ON THE SEVEN SEAS
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    10 months ago
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    jaykid1234 from New York, United States
    Pirate: "Kill the innocent!" Ninja: "End the evil Japanese Empire!"
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Reading, United Kingdom
    A PITRATE AS I COULD SING YAR HAR FIDLE MDY YOUR A PIRATE
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    10 months ago
    ico +1
    simons MaleBronze Medal from Örebro, Sweden
    a ninja pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a private. (Like for this song)
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates can die at sea or later be executed ninjas are way cooler
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    pirates are cool, but martial arts are awesome!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I would be a ninja and become Naruto
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    ninja's stock up on booze the rum isnt always gone
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    guest from Lefkosia, Cyprus
    ninjas are gay
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    guest from Judetul Alba, Romania
    I'd be a pirate since then I'd get a gun or a sword for my daily practice to get easier...
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    10 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirates are like sassy dogs who has a greed for gold
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    guest from California, United States
    lol best thing ever to be a NINJA ( if you watch naruto)
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    guest from Qarku i Tiranes, Albania
    I've got a jar of dirt!
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    zxyaa FemaleSilver Medal from Louisiana, United States
    At night, I am a ninja, in the day, I am a pirate.
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Ninja's are stupid, plus I could rape and pillage
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    FIFFLAF MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    pirates are just ugly clumsy things
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Judetul Galati, Romania
    i'd have to live by a code and stuff as a ninja. who wants that eww :P
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    10 months ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    do wat you want gus a pirate is free you are a pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    i choos the ninja but i have to do this
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia
    ninja + rum + boat = pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im already a pirate
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    Sorry, Biotches
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    ONE PIECE BIPTCHES
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    A ninja pirate
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    guest from Taranaki, New Zealand
    Arrrrrrrr im a pirate
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    I am already a ninja I kick butt with batman
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    10 months ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    ninja with a pirate hat on a boat?
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    i am alredi a ninja
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    I get sea sick...
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    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja pirate asian booty
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    If ya get them booty ya did it right huh matey
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I love ninja SO IF U DON'T LIKE NINJAS im fine with that /:
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    richardm3 MaleBronze Medal from Stockholm County, Sweden
    pirates can fiind money and tresuers
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    One Piece
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    10 months ago
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    Hasanah FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    NINJAAAAAAAA1im a tomboy! i love ninjas
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    10 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    SHADOW CLONE JUTSU
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    You are a pirate!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
    Jack Sparrow was tempting me but realisticly it sucked to be a pirate.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I could be a ninja pirate!!!!!!!
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Both
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    ii get all the bootyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and just boodty
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    guest from Liverpool, United Kingdom
    DO WHAT YOU WANT, COS A PIRATE IS FREE!
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    happynote FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Florida, United States
    feel like a ninja
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    guest from Torbay, United Kingdom
    JOHNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    powwla FemaleBronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    i get seasick anyway :L
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    JimMurky Bronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    I hate the sea.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninjas' sensais would make them eat poison, bricks and glass
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    a pirate with the skills of a ninja
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Everyone wants to be a ninja
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja o would not allow bullying. I mean you could bully at the price of getting your head decapitated
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirate by far
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    gtc26 MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Illinois, United States
    Which type of Ninja? Regular? or NARUTO NINJA!!! *uses fireball jutsu*
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates see some messed up stuff like living skeletons
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    guest from Solihull, United Kingdom
    Pirates = People who are ninjas without the suits (Plus BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY)
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Eww...beards.
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    Enderwyn Bronze Medal from Nelson, New Zealand
    pirates get hanged ninjas dont get caught
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    there basically asking if you want to be naruto or luffy
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    I'd be a pirate ninja.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    33% of the people who voted are stupid
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    A pirate trained by ninja...
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    Both
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Captain Jack sparrow is a ninja
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    No opinion
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    11 months ago
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    QuackTheNinja MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Arizona, United States
    IM ALREADY A FVKING NINJA. WHATS UP WITH THESE QUESTIONS.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Arge arge emynesee you are a pirate a song i made on every play from a game called cat simulator its called you are a pirate and im lol dog on it
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    guest from Cidra Municipio, Puerto Rico
    EXPLORE
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Changwat Songkhla, Thailand
    I WOULD GO UNDER THE SEA AND GO MAKE FRIENDS WITH PATRICK
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    NINJA! NINJA!
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    11 months ago
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    rickr MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    Im a Pirate Assassin!!!!!!!
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    11 months ago
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    cattyc FemaleSilver Medal from Ankara, Turkey
    NINJAAA!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninja kick yaaaaaaaaah
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Scotland, United Kingdom
    I'd quite fancy being a Somalian pirate, is that an option??
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Central Visayas, Philippines
    ninja has swords pirate has guns way easy
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    cattyc FemaleSilver Medal from Ankara, Turkey
    NINJAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my dear suskae