Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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735,132 votes
3,842 comments

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Guys
7,468 votes
71.2%
28.8%
Girls
4,937 votes
60.1%
39.9%
Unknowns
722,727 votes
67.41%
32.59%

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United States
384,312 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
70,054 votes
68%
32%
Australia
39,228 votes
69%
31%
Canada
39,052 votes
69%
31%
Spain
20,363 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
10,830 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
10,031 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
7,924 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
7,387 votes
71%
29%
Argentina
7,264 votes
62%
38%
Ireland
5,823 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
5,653 votes
67%
33%
Italy
5,310 votes
52%
48%
France
5,237 votes
58%
42%
Norway
4,655 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
4,333 votes
68%
32%
Philippines
3,547 votes
76%
24%
Colombia
3,457 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
3,226 votes
73%
27%
Portugal
3,192 votes
65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
3,024 votes
66%
34%
Chile
3,006 votes
59%
41%
Finland
2,951 votes
61%
39%
Romania
2,836 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
2,797 votes
64%
36%
Belgium
2,793 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
2,679 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
2,548 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
2,125 votes
71%
29%
India
2,065 votes
62%
38%
Greece
1,987 votes
54%
46%
Croatia
1,987 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
1,746 votes
61%
39%
Saudi Arabia
1,725 votes
64%
36%
Turkey
1,676 votes
54%
46%
Switzerland
1,638 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,598 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,586 votes
62%
38%
Venezuela
1,497 votes
69%
31%
Poland
1,443 votes
59%
41%
Peru
1,263 votes
64%
36%
Czech Republic
1,202 votes
57%
43%
Hong Kong
1,193 votes
72%
28%
Bulgaria
1,093 votes
56%
44%
Puerto Rico
1,008 votes
63%
37%
Hungary
981 votes
54%
46%
Slovenia
957 votes
51%
49%
Ecuador
906 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
868 votes
64%
36%
Estonia
836 votes
58%
42%
Kuwait
769 votes
67%
33%
Japan
768 votes
68%
32%
Thailand
760 votes
65%
35%
Iceland
729 votes
58%
42%
Costa Rica
726 votes
66%
34%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
708 votes
67%
33%
Republic of Lithuania
701 votes
61%
39%
Egypt
667 votes
61%
39%
Latvia
653 votes
61%
39%
Dominican Republic
624 votes
72%
28%
Macedonia
611 votes
61%
39%
Slovakia
593 votes
55%
45%
Qatar
553 votes
66%
34%
Vietnam
544 votes
72%
28%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Panama
480 votes
63%
37%
Pakistan
476 votes
57%
43%
Russia
466 votes
54%
46%
Albania
460 votes
57%
43%
Lebanon
404 votes
67%
33%
Taiwan
375 votes
63%
37%
Malta
372 votes
62%
38%
Cyprus
365 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
330 votes
75%
25%
Trinidad and Tobago
324 votes
71%
29%
China
323 votes
72%
28%
Guatemala
319 votes
65%
35%
Morocco
311 votes
57%
43%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
293 votes
69%
31%
Jamaica
290 votes
80%
20%
Bahrain
287 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Korea
263 votes
68%
32%
Georgia
262 votes
58%
42%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Ukraine
260 votes
58%
42%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
El Salvador
242 votes
63%
37%
Paraguay
236 votes
62%
38%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Unknown
231 votes
62%
38%
Guam
223 votes
74%
26%
Bahamas
204 votes
74%
26%
Kenya
202 votes
65%
35%
Bolivia
199 votes
60%
40%
Luxembourg
188 votes
60%
40%
Iraq
184 votes
58%
42%
Tunisia
176 votes
54%
46%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Algeria
171 votes
46%
54%
Bangladesh
163 votes
62%
38%
Montenegro
155 votes
63%
37%
Oman
146 votes
74%
26%
Mauritius
137 votes
57%
43%
Brunei
137 votes
76%
24%
Barbados
120 votes
79%
21%
Sri Lanka
116 votes
53%
47%
Nicaragua
114 votes
72%
28%
Isle of Man
113 votes
70%
30%
Jersey
111 votes
64%
36%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Cambodia
97 votes
76%
24%
Maldives
92 votes
42%
58%
Faroe Islands
92 votes
62%
38%
Aruba
87 votes
75%
25%
Nepal
84 votes
65%
35%
Bermuda
82 votes
74%
26%
Suriname
81 votes
73%
27%
Nigeria
80 votes
71%
29%
Iran
79 votes
53%
47%
Cayman Islands
75 votes
63%
37%
Belize
74 votes
64%
36%
Mongolia
72 votes
71%
29%
Azerbaijan
64 votes
64%
36%
Curaçao
61 votes
74%
26%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Namibia
56 votes
77%
23%
Guernsey
55 votes
65%
35%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Kazakhstan
54 votes
76%
24%
Republic of Moldova
54 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Belarus
52 votes
60%
40%
Seychelles
52 votes
54%
46%
Gibraltar
49 votes
63%
37%
Ghana
48 votes
75%
25%
Armenia
47 votes
57%
43%
Syria
43 votes
63%
37%
Palestine
43 votes
67%
33%
Guyana
39 votes
77%
23%
Antigua and Barbuda
38 votes
68%
32%
Sudan
37 votes
73%
27%
Andorra
35 votes
60%
40%
Fiji
33 votes
73%
27%
Myanmar [Burma]
30 votes
63%
37%
Zimbabwe
28 votes
64%
36%
Tanzania
28 votes
57%
43%
Senegal
27 votes
67%
33%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
26 votes
81%
19%
Reunion
26 votes
42%
58%
Botswana
25 votes
72%
28%
Uganda
22 votes
55%
45%
New Caledonia
22 votes
59%
41%
Zambia
22 votes
77%
23%
Saint Lucia
21 votes
71%
29%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Northern Mariana Islands
20 votes
80%
20%
U.S. Virgin Islands
20 votes
60%
40%
Sint Maarten
20 votes
65%
35%
Mozambique
19 votes
68%
32%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Grenada
18 votes
72%
28%
Afghanistan
18 votes
50%
50%
Macao
16 votes
88%
12
Haiti
15 votes
80%
20%
Turks and Caicos Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Dominica
14 votes
64%
36%
Madagascar
13 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
13 votes
62%
38%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Swaziland
13 votes
85%
15
Laos
12 votes
67%
33%
Libya
12 votes
58%
42%
Åland
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Angola
11 votes
64%
36%
British Virgin Islands
11 votes
73%
27%
Greenland
10 votes
80%
20%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Uzbekistan
10 votes
80%
20%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
9 votes
56%
44%
Guadeloupe
9 votes
78%
22%
Anguilla
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Liechtenstein
8 votes
63%
37%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Martin
8 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
8 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
7 votes
86%
14
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
Bonaire
7 votes
57%
43%
American Samoa
7 votes
57%
43%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Monaco
6 votes
67%
33%
Somalia
6 votes
67%
33%
Cuba
6 votes
83%
17%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Liberia
5 votes
40%
60%
Kyrgyzstan
5 votes
80%
20%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Rwanda
3 votes
67%
33%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
2 votes
100%
Gambia
2 votes
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
East Timor
1 vote
100%
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Who saw the photos and immediately clicked Jack Sparow?
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I just saw Jack Sparrow and clicked on it without reading a thing.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    ninjas get internet and goods and stuff when pirates get DRUNK
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    10 months ago
    ico
    smartchooser MaleBronze Medal from Province of the Western Cape, South Africa
    il ninja myself a ship lol
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    ninja bro
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    10 months ago
    ico
    maya_edry from Kansas, United States
    hi
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    SNEAKY AS F.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nairobi, Kenya
    Pirates get aids
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja vr pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    People but ninjas has SKILLS to fight they have ninja stars and swords plus they are COOLER
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from More og Romsdal fylke, Norway
    you know ninjas are not sailing soo phone on ninja trainiing
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    WHO WANTS TO BE A NINJA?!!!!!!!!!!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Really
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    all ready a ninja so...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    charliem2 MaleBronze Medal from Utah, United States
    naruto
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kerala, India
    u can be much more skilled
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    who else saw jack sparrow and then clicked without reading anything else]#
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    LOL
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    10 months ago
    ico
    bogdanv MaleBronze Medal from Provincia di Brescia, Italy
    Pirates of the Caribbean...
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Toshkent Shahri, Uzbekistan
    One does not simply choose
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas got like epic skills and weapons
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    A pirate of course because they got guns
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    Do you know? Ninja aren't even Cool, they are just Peasants
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    People only think of jack sparrow, but what about dat ONE PEICE THO
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    The only reason I chose pirate is cus of Assasins creed black flag
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    10 months ago
    ico
    tomr MaleSilver Medal from Distrikt Paramaribo, Suriname
    its like batman or jack
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    pirates smell bad
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I pirate because I think it would be COOL
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Lower Saxony, Germany
    Real life pirates have a hell to live trough... soo i rather would be ninja that doesnt has to break the law in order to survive. Pirates are still a real thing in 2016 and they are not heroric so you made a mistake when you choose pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Ninjas don't get scurvy
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates stink
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    your a pirate harry potter said gandalof from riverwood of oblivion
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bosnia and Herzegovina
    Ninja!!!!!!!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    123456789 MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    Ninjas are awesome
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirates are sexy ninjas are cool but mehh
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Thanh Pho Ha Noi, Vietnam
    To eliyahm a ninja is an outlaw who murders for moola
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    but i'll miss the rum.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    i could be a really cute ninja girl but not all flowers and pink i mean like a black shadow cute girl
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHcKn62X9vo
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Sailing on my BOAT!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    yea
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    a pirates life for me!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    im a nija m a spy im a assasian
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Sail the seven seas
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninjas are cowards they stab people in the back and then run
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Brabant, Netherlands
    I would become a ninja and join pirates ;)
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i would be pirate but they got less skill
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    a ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Baranya, Hungary
    free downloads for the win
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    whys the rum gone?!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    theleagueofdraven MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    SAVVY
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    who else saw Johnny deep and didn't even reed the other one and clicked Johnny
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    i can sneak up on my friends muhahahhahahah
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    pirates dont shower and there dicks r dirty and smells nasty GOSH!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    #JackSpareil
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Be crazy, Get money, Kill whoever you want. This is good for me.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    i want to be a pirate buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut 32% YARR HARR TIMBA MEE HEE U R A PIRATE
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL IT TO BE
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    i hate the ocean
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Putting Jack was a low blow, I chose ninja JUST because of that
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    C'mon peeps where's the Piratyness in all of yoose
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Ninjas Rule!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    katana
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Taurages apskritis, Republic of Lithuania
    So HARD choises!!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    brolid Bronze Medal from Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
    pirate
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from City of Zagreb, Croatia
    Ninja is more dangerous
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i wanna be a mother truckin' ninja! who's with me?!!?
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    JACK IS WHO I WOULD BE!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I hate nig- I mean ninjas
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Rhône, France
    les ninja sont les meilleur
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I'm jack sparrow savvy?
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates are sooo last 10,000,000 years ago, and wow who picks that
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    To quote the world's best ninja "GET OVER HERE 32%"
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    Come get the "BOOTY"
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    CLUMBSEY NINJA
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest Bronze Medal from Wellington, New Zealand
    pirates had guns and swords but since ninjas are stealthy pirates have there crew
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninjas are overrated
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    idk
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    11 months ago
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    haydenb3 MaleBronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    SCREWA YOU PIRATES
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Du du du INNER NINJA
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    11 months ago
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    blakea2 MaleSilver Medal from Texas, United States
    Throwing star throwing star highyawwwwwwwww!!!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninja ninjas are asome think of scorpion from mortal combat x
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    Left :greninja right :chestnaut
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Fackin assassins creed! Mate!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Does anyone watch Naruto?!?!!!!!!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bucuresti, Romania
    Set sail my ship, uTorrent, board the ship my crew, Daemon, Tools with us! We set sail to The Pirate Bay!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Harjumaa, Estonia
    my dream
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    you sail across the seas with your crew loot or steal other ships take down eniemy ships and be very succsessful
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    U don't see me!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    I'm Naruto Uzumaki, now get your hands off my friends!!! >:(
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
    Ninjas live like monks, pirates get bootay!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I want to be both ninjas are sneky Pirates on the sea
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    get more MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNUYYYYY
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    11 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    BOOTY!
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    guest from Maine, United States
    gimme du BIG BOOTY!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Pirate because I like thay speck
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    guest from North Denmark, Denmark
    a pirate its steal anything and its a hard life
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    guest from Aberdeen City, United Kingdom
    silent but deadly
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Hahahahahahaha BOOTY! I could say that all day.
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I chop ya head of
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Pirates have a better life
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    danielo MaleBronze Medal from Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
    pirates deserve more votes.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Hey guys want to hear a song? Yar Har fiddle Dee Dee. Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! Foxy the pirate Fox would be proud! Also That's Jack Sparrow.
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    guest from Sao Paulo, Brazil
    ninja não pode mostrar sua endentidade ,e nem conversar com ninguem ja o pirata pode
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    ninjas gots the moves to steal from pitRATes
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    im not going to live the life of an outlaw
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    dey get da big BOOTYS
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    guest from Washington, United States
    One Piece anyone?
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    guest from Baladiyat ad Dawhah, Qatar
    do what you want a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    how a pirate ninga
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    I AGREE
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    face me I am the ninja
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    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    ILL GET RICH
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I wore Piret in the pirates of the Caribbean that means I'll get to meet my favorite person in the worl Tim Burton you know the one who created the nightmare before Christmas and all that other really good movies
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
    MLG NINJA TIME
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    guest from Washington, United States
    BUT PIRATE SHIPS ALWAYS SINK!!!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i can be fast smart and sneaky and strong
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    _mixedfruit_ FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    I would be able to sneak in the kitchen in the middle of the night so much easier
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Nacional, Dominican Republic
    THE WARRIORS PA>TH
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    guest from Nacional, Dominican Republic
    Ninja pirate . Eve
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    me be sneaky
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    nejcg Male from Medvode, Slovenia
    pirats are booses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Campania, Italy
    Bello
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    guest from Sogn og Fjordane Fylke, Norway
    do what u whant cause a pirate is free you are a pirate!
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    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    you are a pirate yar har yegity you are a pirate
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    guest from New York, United States
    u are most likely to die at sea and global warming people
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    guest from Bracknell Forest, United Kingdom
    Why is the rum always gone?
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    guest from California, United States
    pirates get scurvy:case closed
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    jack sparrow done
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are awesome but you have to be under 130 pounds to a ninja so you don't make noise
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    guest from Capital Region, Denmark
    booty in piarate Means loot like gold
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    guest from Flanders, Belgium
    my grand dad is a captain
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    guest from Kingston upon Hull, United Kingdom
    Nobody would here me so I could do ultimate ninja jumps 'n stuff
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    guest from Maine, United States
    You Are A Pirate!
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    minions MaleSilver Medal from Nevada, United States
    this one is tricky
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    As I said before, stealth equals wealth.
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    Ar Ar Do What You Want Do What You Want Cos A Pirate Is Free!
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    they are both not god worthy
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    So it asking me be a Asian guy hiding behind a black guys hide or be a [email protected] mother f**k
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    hiya
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Belfast, United Kingdom
    I love Jack Sparrow
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    yar har fiddle with me being a pirate is nothing to be do what you want because a pirate is free YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!! (i love that song)
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I cant be a pirate. I would die in the first robbery
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    guest from Southampton, United Kingdom
    Yes
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ningaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Lower Saxony, Germany
    I would be sneaky and kill
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    pirate i mean
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    a iarte cuz ill get gold
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    guest from Wilaya d' Alger, Algeria
    pirate is not jack sparow it's actually broken tooth :p
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    joshc3 MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Pirates are criminals
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    lolzxkillz127 Bronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    trueeee
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    pirats got guns!
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    11 months ago
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    chalicew FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    a ninja does not get caught as easily
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    You eat salt meat and get wipt so it's hard to be a pirate
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    guest from Southend-on-Sea, United Kingdom
    this is hard
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    guest from Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom
    captain jack SPARROW TO U!!!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    A ninja so I could teach NigaHiga how to be a NiNJA
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    YAHRHARHEAHR
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    guest from Harju, Estonia
    you are a pirate
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I wanna be captain jack sparrow
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    PIRITE;DUH! They have BOOTY in both ways ;)
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    ninja
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    WHY!!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Södermanland, Sweden
    f u c k you all who woted forninja
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, if you pull my pants down you can see my flush arrow.
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    capin jack
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Swiggity swoogty I am coming for the booty
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirats are filthy and FUNKAY like if you get that refrence
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    guest from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
    NARUTO!
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Naruto
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    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    I LIKE ONE PIECE SOO
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    a pirate cause then i get too see hook from Once Upon A Time
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    guest from California, United States
    I would be a ninja pirate
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    guest from Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
    I love pirates, and they got prostitute
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Campania, Italy
    let's cheating on tests b*tches.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    i can fly :3
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Why did they put Johnny depp on here
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    guest from Somerset, United Kingdom
    What can I say, I like big buts, I just can not lie!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Pirates of the Caribbean for the win!!!
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    that pirate is Johnny Depp
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Am Asian so gotta go for ninja
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    wow,NO ONE WANTS TO BE A PIRATE!!!!!!
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    So theif, or..... theif, ummmmmmm. I will go with theif!
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    guest from California, United States
    ninja can steal with no trace left behind pirates go in there with all the evidence
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I've always wanted to become a pirate since I was 7. I'm a girl.
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    Booty I like some of that s E x Y stuff right people?
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    Stormblessed55 MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    stealth and sharp objects. COUNT ME IN!!!!!!
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    guest from Florida, United States
    If its jack sparrow were talking about here than YEA!!!!!!!!
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    denisk MaleBronze Medal from Ra's al Khaymah, United Arab Emirates
    lol who would win?1 ninja or 10 pirates? a ninja. JUST THROW STUFF ON THE PIRATES XD and ninjas can block their shots. like doging for dayz
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    luffyyyyyyyyyyyy
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    guest from Texas, United States
    this wont be the last we have seen of Captn Jack Sparrow