Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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253,276 votes
1,673 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,815 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,578 votes
63.3%
36.7%
Unknowns
247,883 votes
67.85%
32.15%

Votes by country map view

United States
162,754 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
19,992 votes
65%
35%
Australia
14,514 votes
68%
32%
Canada
13,981 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
5,799 votes
66%
34%
New Zealand
2,505 votes
70%
30%
Germany
2,473 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
2,125 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,671 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,330 votes
64%
36%
Sweden
1,299 votes
63%
37%
France
1,146 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
1,047 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
929 votes
60%
40%
Portugal
893 votes
64%
36%
Denmark
872 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
783 votes
61%
39%
Philippines
712 votes
75%
25%
United Arab Emirates
711 votes
66%
34%
Italy
697 votes
44%
56%
Romania
662 votes
60%
40%
India
635 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
619 votes
61%
39%
Finland
581 votes
63%
37%
Spain
486 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
459 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
442 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
434 votes
71%
29%
Saudi Arabia
418 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
388 votes
69%
31%
Israel
383 votes
62%
38%
Switzerland
360 votes
63%
37%
Greece
347 votes
58%
42%
Serbia
344 votes
57%
43%
Austria
333 votes
63%
37%
Japan
333 votes
69%
31%
Turkey
294 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
273 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
266 votes
67%
33%
China
260 votes
75%
25%
Poland
259 votes
61%
39%
Slovenia
254 votes
51%
49%
Czech Republic
221 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
212 votes
57%
43%
South Korea
205 votes
69%
31%
Taiwan
202 votes
55%
45%
Estonia
201 votes
57%
43%
Argentina
200 votes
59%
41%
Egypt
198 votes
63%
37%
Colombia
192 votes
55%
45%
Russian Federation
187 votes
52%
48%
Iceland
184 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
156 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
151 votes
55%
45%
Thailand
149 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
144 votes
69%
31%
Pakistan
123 votes
50%
50%
Europe
122 votes
52%
48%
Qatar
122 votes
66%
34%
Jordan
118 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
118 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
107 votes
55%
45%
Malta
105 votes
68%
32%
Lebanon
104 votes
68%
32%
Chile
103 votes
58%
42%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
102 votes
57%
43%
Jamaica
101 votes
79%
21%
Costa Rica
96 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
95 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
92 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
88 votes
73%
27%
Macedonia
85 votes
45%
55%
Trinidad and Tobago
81 votes
73%
27%
Panama
78 votes
55%
45%
Albania
73 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
73 votes
74%
26%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Vietnam
69 votes
83%
17%
Morocco
69 votes
61%
39%
Bahrain
67 votes
61%
39%
Guam
66 votes
71%
29%
Kenya
62 votes
69%
31%
Georgia
59 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
54 votes
56%
44%
Luxembourg
51 votes
63%
37%
Jersey
49 votes
61%
39%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Honduras
43 votes
74%
26%
Peru
42 votes
60%
40%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
42 votes
52%
48%
Barbados
41 votes
76%
24%
Ecuador
41 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
40 votes
65%
35%
Isle of Man
36 votes
56%
44%
Brunei Darussalam
36 votes
75%
25%
Bangladesh
34 votes
65%
35%
Tunisia
33 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
32 votes
56%
44%
Bermuda
29 votes
86%
14
Uruguay
27 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
25 votes
76%
24%
Algeria
24 votes
50%
50%
Oman
24 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
22 votes
59%
41%
Mongolia
21 votes
62%
38%
Iraq
21 votes
48%
52%
Maldives
20 votes
35%
65%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Bolivia
20 votes
60%
40%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
Antigua and Barbuda
18 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
El Salvador
17 votes
71%
29%
Nepal
16 votes
56%
44%
Belize
16 votes
69%
31%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Cambodia
15 votes
80%
20%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Paraguay
11 votes
73%
27%
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Tanzania, United Republic of
9 votes
67%
33%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Aland Islands
8 votes
88%
12
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Angola
4 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +5
    guest from Iowa, United States
    We are the pirates who don't do anything.
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    2 years ago
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    briannab FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    sorry jack =(
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    1 year ago
    ico
    ninja, a super secret ninja!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Ninja all the way. pirates end up either getting killed by gigantic sea monsters or other pirates
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Fruit ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alaska, United States
    bruce lee b*tches
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Im both and if you dont already know im chuck norris
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    Ninja
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninja
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    NINJA SKILLS
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    1 year ago
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    rachetura Silver Medal from Connecticut, United States
    cpt. Jack Sparrow is what you shall call me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I hate pirates
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ninja won:.(
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Why not a ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Pirates have no skill
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    100% of my vote was affected by the fact that Captain Jack Sparrow is the picture.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I AM a ninja!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Pinja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    What kind of question is this?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Shinobi for the winnn
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    1 year ago
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    Peyton FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from British Columbia, Canada
    My inner ninja :D
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Easy
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    1 year ago
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    Mockingvenus FemaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    yo ho yo ho, holy sh*t johnny depp is hot
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I'm sorry, but video games have ruined how much I like water. >.>
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Stockport, United Kingdom
    i'm already a ninja lol
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom
    a pirate becase i am already a ninja so i would be a pirate ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    jadew Female from British Columbia, Canada
    Pirate FTW
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    1 year ago
    ico
    MrKingdomSlayer MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    NARUTO FAN ALL THE WAY
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Anyone with music is already a pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Pirates don't get ii
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom
    Lol lol deedelydee being a pirate is alright to me.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    was i the only one who thought it said n**** .___.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    This is hard. Both are awesome. Hmmm. Pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Jack sparrow picture got me
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Ship life steal and rape women it was legal back then
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Pirates get scurvy.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    I'd like to be a ninja from Naruto :3
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    piarte
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    1 year ago
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    RedSmartie Bronze Medal from California, United States
    Pirate because their clothes are cooler.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Already am
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I would be a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Ninja's were dishonorable peasants who killed the Japanese nobility.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Assassins creed IV
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    1 year ago
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    Yurnero514 Bronze Medal from Indiana, United States
    Ninja. Swiftly strike down all adversaries with great strength.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    The chair I'm sitting in on is being weird........ okay so the chair is dead. Who knows we're what's from?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I said a Pinja that that came from here -touches area over heart- uh wait guys wait a sec........ okay so
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    who says i'm already not one....
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Lol inner ninja do do do my inner ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja. ASIAN SWAG
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    The 31% are in fact ninjas in disguise
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    One word- tampons
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    AnonymousStalker Silver MedalSuper Star from Jawa Barat, Indonesia
    ninjas are awesome and sneaky!
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirate
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    I'm Asian,of course I wana be a facking ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    JACK SPARROW IS MY GOD!!!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Only because of Jack Sparrow in the pic
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    pirates are illegal
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    guest from the United States
    Ninjas Acshashale warny good at Fiting
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    I got a jar of dirt
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    guest from Southampton, United Kingdom
    innga
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas can do back flips off of cliffs and all that ninja stuff. if you were a piarate you'd be like the only one
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    Ninja! I'd be able to sneak anywhere, and cut stuff (and people) with a katana and throw Ninja Stars!
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    Ryanduc MaleBronze Medal from New Jersey, United States
    Why not both?
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    1 year ago
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    cskyel FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    A pirate, I love boats and the ocean.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    i've pretended to be a pirate, so if i had the chance, i would
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    HIGH YAAAAAAAAA HU AHHH!
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninja sneak out
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    guest from the United States
    Ninjas get all that tight Asian …
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    to all the pirates. Go to google and look up "lol limewire" and hit "i'm feeling lucky"
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    shaelynfrancis Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    I'd rather be a ninja, but I want to meet captian jack sparrow!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    can i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    I want to be both
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    One Piece or Naruto?
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    nathank2 MaleBronze Medal from Michigan, United States
    Pirate!
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    scurvy, months at a time on a boat, and authority figures constantly trying to kill you... wtf would you want to be a pirate
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    a pirate ninja
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    Indigotornado Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    Just cause the rums always gone
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    A pirate, because ninjas don't have wenches
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    totallylinz Silver MedalBlue Star from Ontario, Canada
    I only clicked it because of Jack Sparrow
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    PhilosophicalGal FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Id be a hot pirate. don't take no bs
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    A ninja, even though I already am one.
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    guest from New Brunswick, Canada
    pirates have sick boots!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    CUZ YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    im already a ninja..
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Neither
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I'm a pirate of the music. Yo Ho
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    touché, but i am a ninja
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    oliviad FemaleSilver Medal from New Jersey, United States
    IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION????
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    ripjaw246 Silver Medal from the United States
    i am a ninja i am right behind you ready to beat you to death with a brick
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Poop
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Spain
    I'll be the king of pirates! :D
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    guest from Beijing, China
    just cause of capt'n jack sparrow
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Johnny depp. he's awesome
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninu,jas r dark and depresing
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    daniela MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    Ninjas seem less social