Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 4 years ago)

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371,164 votes
2,047 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
4,004 votes
72.6%
27.4%
Girls
3,446 votes
61.6%
38.4%
Unknowns
363,714 votes
67.32%
32.68%

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United States
220,685 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
36,518 votes
66%
34%
Australia
21,566 votes
68%
32%
Canada
20,780 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
3,974 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands
3,968 votes
65%
35%
New Zealand
3,595 votes
70%
30%
Ireland
2,836 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
2,534 votes
65%
35%
Norway
2,317 votes
64%
36%
France
1,830 votes
54%
46%
Denmark
1,781 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
1,589 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
1,469 votes
58%
42%
Portugal
1,332 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
1,237 votes
64%
36%
Finland
1,194 votes
62%
38%
Philippines
1,158 votes
74%
26%
Romania
1,102 votes
58%
42%
South Africa
938 votes
61%
39%
India
938 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
844 votes
60%
40%
Belgium
833 votes
59%
41%
Croatia
776 votes
54%
46%
Italy
763 votes
45%
55%
Spain
713 votes
58%
42%
Saudi Arabia
681 votes
63%
37%
Israel
663 votes
59%
41%
Malaysia
649 votes
67%
33%
Hong Kong
649 votes
70%
30%
Serbia
629 votes
59%
41%
Greece
622 votes
56%
44%
Switzerland
591 votes
64%
36%
Austria
584 votes
62%
38%
Turkey
503 votes
50%
50%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Indonesia
471 votes
65%
35%
Poland
445 votes
58%
42%
Slovenia
439 votes
49%
51%
Japan
431 votes
68%
32%
Bulgaria
406 votes
55%
45%
Hungary
387 votes
53%
47%
Puerto Rico
384 votes
60%
40%
Czech Republic
373 votes
57%
43%
Estonia
337 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
320 votes
58%
42%
Iceland
317 votes
59%
41%
Colombia
301 votes
55%
45%
Egypt
291 votes
62%
38%
China
281 votes
74%
26%
Thailand
267 votes
64%
36%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Kuwait
258 votes
66%
34%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Taiwan
243 votes
57%
43%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
226 votes
65%
35%
Latvia
225 votes
60%
40%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
194 votes
61%
39%
Slovakia
193 votes
54%
46%
Pakistan
178 votes
47%
53%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Macedonia
167 votes
53%
47%
Chile
163 votes
57%
43%
Cyprus
155 votes
62%
38%
Costa Rica
150 votes
64%
36%
Jamaica
148 votes
79%
21%
Trinidad and Tobago
136 votes
71%
29%
Lebanon
135 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
135 votes
72%
28%
Dominican Republic
132 votes
67%
33%
Albania
132 votes
50%
50%
Morocco
130 votes
62%
38%
Malta
115 votes
68%
32%
Panama
113 votes
58%
42%
Guam
109 votes
69%
31%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Bahrain
107 votes
63%
37%
Bahamas
106 votes
73%
27%
Venezuela
104 votes
63%
37%
Kenya
95 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
90 votes
66%
34%
Ukraine
84 votes
50%
50%
Luxembourg
81 votes
58%
42%
Georgia
77 votes
47%
53%
Jersey
69 votes
64%
36%
Tunisia
68 votes
56%
44%
Honduras
61 votes
70%
30%
Ecuador
58 votes
62%
38%
Bangladesh
58 votes
62%
38%
Barbados
58 votes
81%
19%
Guatemala
57 votes
67%
33%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
55 votes
60%
40%
Oman
54 votes
74%
26%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Peru
49 votes
57%
43%
Seychelles
48 votes
58%
42%
Sri Lanka
47 votes
55%
45%
Maldives
46 votes
39%
61%
Mauritius
46 votes
52%
48%
Bermuda
45 votes
73%
27%
Algeria
44 votes
45%
55%
Nigeria
43 votes
77%
23%
Uruguay
42 votes
48%
52%
Montenegro
39 votes
54%
46%
Faroe Islands
37 votes
73%
27%
Aruba
37 votes
73%
27%
Guernsey
36 votes
58%
42%
Cayman Islands
35 votes
66%
34%
Republic of Lithuania
33 votes
64%
36%
Nepal
32 votes
66%
34%
Iraq
31 votes
55%
45%
Belize
31 votes
61%
39%
El Salvador
30 votes
70%
30%
Cambodia
27 votes
78%
22%
Antigua and Barbuda
26 votes
69%
31%
Mongolia
25 votes
64%
36%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Republic of Korea
24 votes
63%
37%
Gibraltar
23 votes
61%
39%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
22 votes
73%
27%
Suriname
21 votes
76%
24%
Azerbaijan
21 votes
62%
38%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Paraguay
19 votes
68%
32%
Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Russia
18 votes
22%
78%
Guyana
17 votes
88%
12
Sudan
16 votes
75%
25%
Nicaragua
16 votes
44%
56%
Kazakhstan
16 votes
81%
19%
Belarus
16 votes
50%
50%
Armenia
16 votes
56%
44%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Uganda
14 votes
64%
36%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Haiti
11 votes
91%
9
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
9 votes
44%
56%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Fiji
8 votes
75%
25%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Mozambique
8 votes
75%
25%
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Reunion
7 votes
29%
71%
Madagascar
7 votes
57%
43%
Curaçao
7 votes
86%
14
Angola
7 votes
57%
43%
Ethiopia
6 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
6 votes
67%
33%
Liechtenstein
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Andorra
5 votes
20%
80%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
New Caledonia
5 votes
40%
60%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Zambia
4 votes
100%
Martinique
4 votes
75%
25%
U.S. Virgin Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
Vanuatu
4 votes
75%
25%
Yemen
4 votes
75%
25%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
50%
50%
Iran
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
3 votes
67%
33%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Guadeloupe
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Myanmar [Burma]
2 votes
100%
Syria
2 votes
50%
50%
Republic of Moldova
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
100%
Liberia
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
50%
50%
Laos
2 votes
50%
50%
Cameroon
2 votes
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
British Virgin Islands
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
Brunei
1 vote
100%
Sint Maarten
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Somalia
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Iowa, United States
    A pirate because they have a chance of getting rich unlike ninjas
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Texas, United States
    I would choose ninja but johnny depp looks so hot in that pic *-*
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    this question is awful :O
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    A ninja...NINJA VANISH *poof*
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    only because of sparrow
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Good ninjas against evil pirates, YARR!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Omg pirate Johnny depp is so sexy he gets me so horny
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    Ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    NINJA
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    2 years ago
    ico
    lenar FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from United States
    my own ship and crew please~
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirate because johnny depp is hot
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninjas suck.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    a prite
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Ninjas are cooler
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Johnny Depp's a pirate. How much more persuasion do you need?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    I wanna be on Jack Sparrow's ship!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    TMNT!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    RazzleFratz MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    Live like a pirate, cos pirates live free...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Pirate jack sparrow is beast!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    assassin kidding... ninja1
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja. But a pirate is a close 2nd.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Internet pirate...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    ninja is a sneaky person hey wait a minute that desribes me lol :)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    woah really ninja won...what happened to the world
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    ninja hands down
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    2 years ago
    ico
    shomo Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    ninja dddddddddaaaaaaaa
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Why not both?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    people006 FemaleBronze Medal from Maryland, United States
    I wanna be both!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    bigDylan MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and whores
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    I am already a internet pirat
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Ninja's might still have the internet. Who knows.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Jalisco, Mexico
    yeah, sifilis, and motion sicknses over martial arts, determinations and honor seems like the way to go
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    there are 13 ninjas hiding on the pirate picture
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Bloody noobs i am a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates are disgusting and lose their teeth
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ppl can see me steal there sh%t. there, i just became a pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    A NINJA DUUUUUHH!!!! IT'S WAY AWESOMER AND HAS WAY BETTER SKILLS
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    A pirate XD ahooooy!!!! :D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Syddanmark, Denmark
    being a ninja actually takes a lot of discipline. too lazy for discipline.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    a pirate that knows karate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    pirate! hopefully i wont get scurvyyyy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninja. But, if the pirate was either Jack motherfnucking Sparrow (or someone on his crew), then I'd definitely choose the latter.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Clackmannanshire, United Kingdom
    ninja for me!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Raincollie MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Tel Aviv, Israel
    A group of Ninjas could form a pirate crew.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    NINJABACON
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    2 years ago
    ico
    ninjas are way better
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Beijing, China
    if they put johnny depp as a pirate, what else can i choose
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    2 years ago
    ico
    pirates are considered evil
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    pirate,Arrr. love the language !
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    2 years ago
    ico
    fatty325 Silver MedalBlue Star from Oregon, United States
    I don't want scurvy....
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninja i want to be sneaky
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    *ninja*
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    PIRATE SWAG
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    wish i would win the lotto every attempt (i didn't wish for money directly)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Teh piratez lief is teh liefz foar meh
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Barnsley, United Kingdom
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Ebonyheart Silver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Already am
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    its pirate day...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden
    I love sailing
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    pirates get dat booty... and treasure
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    jack sparrow is a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I could beat up a pirate with my ninjaness so..
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Easy....a Ninja FTW
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    people say i look japaneese iven though my last name is tremblay which is canadian
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I CHOOSE PINJA!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Ninja-pirate-robot-unicorn ZOMBIE :D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Jack sparrow!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    girl
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    boy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Would you rather be a boy or a girl
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    2 years ago
    ico
    SelfRazedZealot Bronze Medal from California, United States
    thats not a real ninja or else thered be no picture...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Already ninja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    a ninja pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    pirate's have wenches enough said
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Fife, United Kingdom
    johnny depps so sexy :)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    i hate water -.-
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    FORGET THE 67% Pirates are awesome.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manila, Philippines
    Already a pirate... Cool, pirate wielding katanas.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates have sex. Ninjas don't have time.
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    2 years ago
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    DiscardedSlinky FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    Pirates are way cooler. Livin' FREE.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    AlbinoMoose308 Silver Medal from Missouri, United States
    a already am a ninja and i must say, it is soooooo much fun
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    2 years ago
    ico
    coryg MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from United States
    pirate=sexy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    A ninja. Because I can rape you and you won't know it
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    u drink rum all day is this a question
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja ninja for stealth
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pozesko-Slavonska, Croatia
    A pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Balikesir, Turkey
    I would be a ninja pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Cebu City, Philippines
    ninjas are awesome especially loli-ninjas
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    b*tch i already a ninja :D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Not even a question
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    You reek of sweat and scurvy, ninjas know 234865349 different ways to kill you. Oh and there's one behind right now, I think.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    I don't want a raging case of crabs, scurvy, lice, and to be stuck on a boat 24/7 with a bunch of other drunk, sweaty, fat-assed people who don't wash. Give me the sword, hygiene, stealth and physical strength.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Okay so now, I'm immortal, can fly, and now a ninja! FTW
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    pirate cuz the pic :3
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    Can i be a pirate-ninja??
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ♫I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie Ninja!♫ ♥
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Providence, Bahamas
    Pirates actually had really sh*tty lives by our modern standards.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Have you guys ever looked in a history book? Real ninjas were the equivalent of poking someone in the eye and running away.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    Feel like ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Bulgaria
    Pirate, definitely!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    The life of a pirate is full of rape, money, and fame. Life of a ninja is full of hiding in the shadows, killing yourself when you screw the pooch, and specifically being known to exist by NO ONE.
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    adamantarmor Silver MedalBlue Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    pirates cant be unseen
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    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Die of scurvy, or be awesome. Hmmm.
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    ico
    guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
    im already a ninja
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    ico
    guest from Sweden
    Are you out of your mind??? Pirate's had really sh*tty lifes, they starved, was dirty for months and they did hardwork all the time.
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    ico
    guest from Sweden
    A pirate?
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    ico
    guest from United States
    One word. Rum.
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    pirate
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    ninjas are invisible you dummy
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    ico
    whimsical_melody Bronze Medal from New Jersey, United States
    how about a ninja pirate?
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    ico
    Nugget FemaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    NINJA ON A BOAT !
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    why not a pirate ninja?
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Ive been a pirate since birth
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    guest from California, United States
    both
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    pirate vs ninja battle of the century ( saints row 2)
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    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjas aren't known for getting scurvy!
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    ico
    Hey, you get to sail the seven seas! I'm all up for that!
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    im already a pirate (if you know what i mean yo ho)
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Yo ho ho and some really bad eggs...
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    andreasb2 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Zurich, Switzerland
    This ain't no ninja. -.-
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    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    Pirates have guns! And women!
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    guest from California, United States
    ninjas shower
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    guest from United States
    can i be a robot ninja pirate from the future?
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    guest from Distrito Federal, Brazil
    ARRRRR
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Rum!
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Ninja, less chance of illnesses such as scurvy, cholera, etc.
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    guest from Slovenia
    Arrrr yaaa ninjas can't handle da seeeaa
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    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja
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    ico
    Appolonius FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    I don't wanna train my whole life to learn how not to make the floor creak, I wanna go steal sh*t
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    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    NINGA!
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    guest from United States
    PINJA!
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    NARUTO.
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    ico +1
    guest from Midtjylland, Denmark
    I'd stay with my religion, Pastafarism, and stay in the spirit of my ancestors, the Vikings
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Johnny Depp
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja prease!
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Ninjas can't have sex, they'll lose their edge. Pirate please.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    you could move all fast if your a ninja
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    guest from New York, United States
    A lack of pirates has lead directly to global warming. Be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Johnny Depp is freaking Epic
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    ico
    guest from Clarendon, Jamaica
    wat type of question is that. Pirate really are we 5 years old people
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    guest from Puerto Rico
    if captain Jack Sparrow was on the boat.... a pirate!
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    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    NINJATE!!
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    ico
    rikaflax Bronze Medal from United Kingdom
    can i be both plz
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    ico
    guest from Quintana Roo, Mexico
    NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    Pirates can be always drunk!
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    pirates were drunken unmerciful killers. at least as a ninja you have honour and are a FUCI
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    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    You can do what you want because a pirate is free!! I am a pirate!
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    ico
    guest from Borgarfjardarsysla, Iceland
    I'm a big fan of One piece so....
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    guest from California, United States
    I'd be a pirate.. But. Only if I could be one with Johnny deep ^^
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    guest from United States
    ninja
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    guest from California, United States
    More modern
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Could i be a butt pirate
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Why can't I be both?
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    guest from United States
    Super stealth, acrobatics, and martial arts knowledge....or constant rocking of the ship and scurvy...hmm..
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    guest from United States
    i dont want to sink an expensive ship
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    id b a really fat ninja
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Being a ninja is all about work and restraint. Eugh.
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    ico
    I am behind you right now. Too late! I already disappeared.
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Their Child
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    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja by far!
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    This is the hardest wur I've ever seen...
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Jvbv
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    How about a ninja pirate? Anyone...?
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    guest from California, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WHAT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE.
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirate because I watched Captain Jack Sparrow and that would be so much better than a ninja.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ooh, such a hard choice, especially when they advertise pirate with Cap. Jack Sparrow... I'm gonna have to go with ninja. Nvm, I accidentally skipped it...
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    really
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas can easily become pirates, but not vice versa.
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    NINJAS
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    Zucca MaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from California, United States
    No ninja has ever died of scurvy, lice, fungal infection or been trapped on a boat for years on-end with dozens of angry, anxious, desperate men.
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    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Ninjas
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    ninjas are far superior then pirates.
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    wow
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    guest from United States
    Damn Clicked the wrong thing I've alwasy wanted to be a ninja
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninjas have a lot longer life expectancy.
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'll hide in the shadows, thanks.
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    guest from United States
    ninja power wassa
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    guest from Montana, United States
    beter health beter stelth
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    ico
    guest from United States
    pirate.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Jack Sparrow=
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    a ninja
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    ico
    guest from Skane Lan, Sweden
    ninja ftw!