Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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308,697 votes
1,841 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
3,321 votes
72.9%
27.1%
Girls
3,027 votes
61.8%
38.2%
Unknowns
302,349 votes
67.23%
32.77%

Votes by country map view

United States
190,413 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
26,759 votes
65%
35%
Australia
17,848 votes
67%
33%
Canada
17,077 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
10,919 votes
67%
33%
Germany
3,122 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
3,065 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands
2,973 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
2,135 votes
68%
32%
Sweden
1,787 votes
63%
37%
Norway
1,694 votes
64%
36%
France
1,425 votes
54%
46%
Singapore
1,311 votes
72%
28%
Denmark
1,161 votes
64%
36%
Mexico
1,155 votes
58%
42%
Portugal
1,038 votes
64%
36%
United Arab Emirates
935 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
890 votes
75%
25%
Romania
869 votes
58%
42%
South Africa
849 votes
60%
40%
Finland
797 votes
61%
39%
India
765 votes
61%
39%
Italy
716 votes
44%
56%
Brazil
707 votes
60%
40%
Croatia
592 votes
55%
45%
Spain
574 votes
56%
44%
Belgium
561 votes
58%
42%
Hong Kong
530 votes
70%
30%
Saudi Arabia
523 votes
62%
38%
Israel
502 votes
59%
41%
Malaysia
500 votes
68%
32%
Greece
471 votes
56%
44%
Serbia
460 votes
57%
43%
Switzerland
459 votes
64%
36%
Austria
423 votes
62%
38%
Turkey
386 votes
51%
49%
Japan
382 votes
68%
32%
Europe
365 votes
56%
44%
Poland
359 votes
57%
43%
Indonesia
352 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
344 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
329 votes
62%
38%
Czech Republic
290 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
288 votes
57%
43%
China
276 votes
75%
25%
Hungary
268 votes
54%
46%
Argentina
266 votes
57%
43%
Estonia
261 votes
56%
44%
South Korea
248 votes
70%
30%
Colombia
248 votes
54%
46%
Egypt
236 votes
62%
38%
Lithuania
229 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
225 votes
51%
49%
Taiwan
223 votes
56%
44%
Iceland
220 votes
58%
42%
Thailand
200 votes
62%
38%
Kuwait
187 votes
65%
35%
Pakistan
156 votes
48%
52%
Qatar
156 votes
66%
34%
Jordan
156 votes
65%
35%
Slovakia
146 votes
54%
46%
Latvia
146 votes
58%
42%
Chile
138 votes
57%
43%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
136 votes
55%
45%
Jamaica
122 votes
80%
20%
Cyprus
119 votes
61%
39%
Macedonia
118 votes
51%
49%
Costa Rica
118 votes
63%
37%
Lebanon
115 votes
68%
32%
Dominican Republic
111 votes
67%
33%
Malta
107 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
106 votes
71%
29%
Panama
103 votes
57%
43%
Morocco
98 votes
60%
40%
Anonymous Proxy
98 votes
73%
27%
Albania
96 votes
48%
52%
Vietnam
95 votes
77%
23%
Bahamas
93 votes
75%
25%
Venezuela
84 votes
63%
37%
Guam
83 votes
71%
29%
Bahrain
80 votes
63%
37%
Kenya
75 votes
71%
29%
Georgia
69 votes
46%
54%
Ukraine
69 votes
51%
49%
Luxembourg
62 votes
60%
40%
Jersey
54 votes
63%
37%
Ecuador
53 votes
60%
40%
Brunei Darussalam
53 votes
72%
28%
Tunisia
51 votes
59%
41%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
50 votes
52%
48%
Barbados
49 votes
80%
20%
Honduras
49 votes
73%
27%
Guatemala
49 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands Antilles
48 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
48 votes
58%
42%
Peru
45 votes
58%
42%
Bangladesh
43 votes
63%
37%
Seychelles
43 votes
53%
47%
Mauritius
38 votes
55%
45%
Uruguay
36 votes
47%
53%
Oman
36 votes
75%
25%
Bermuda
36 votes
78%
22%
Sri Lanka
33 votes
64%
36%
Algeria
32 votes
50%
50%
Maldives
31 votes
39%
61%
Montenegro
30 votes
53%
47%
Cayman Islands
30 votes
70%
30%
Guernsey
29 votes
62%
38%
Nigeria
29 votes
72%
28%
Faroe Islands
28 votes
71%
29%
Aruba
25 votes
68%
32%
Bolivia
24 votes
58%
42%
Mongolia
24 votes
67%
33%
Iraq
24 votes
50%
50%
El Salvador
23 votes
70%
30%
Antigua and Barbuda
22 votes
68%
32%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Belize
21 votes
71%
29%
Gibraltar
21 votes
67%
33%
Cambodia
20 votes
75%
25%
Nepal
20 votes
60%
40%
Suriname
19 votes
74%
26%
Azerbaijan
18 votes
61%
39%
Ghana
18 votes
72%
28%
Mariana Islands
17 votes
88%
12
Paraguay
16 votes
69%
31%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
15 votes
80%
20%
Guyana
15 votes
100%
Sudan
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Syrian Arab Republic
14 votes
43%
57%
Uganda
13 votes
62%
38%
Belarus
13 votes
54%
46%
Nicaragua
13 votes
46%
54%
Kazakhstan
12 votes
75%
25%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
11 votes
91%
9
Saint Lucia
11 votes
55%
45%
Armenia
10 votes
40%
60%
Satellite Provider
10 votes
60%
40%
Aland Islands
9 votes
78%
22%
Grenada
9 votes
78%
22%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Moldova, Republic of
9 votes
89%
11
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Senegal
7 votes
43%
57%
Angola
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Reunion
6 votes
33%
67%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Asia/Pacific Region
5 votes
80%
20%
Fiji
5 votes
80%
20%
Botswana
5 votes
100%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Mozambique
5 votes
80%
20%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
New Caledonia
4 votes
25%
75%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
Vanuatu
3 votes
67%
33%
French Polynesia
3 votes
67%
33%
Andorra
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Greenland
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Monaco
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Martinique
2 votes
50%
50%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I just want Johnny Depp
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Texas, United States
    I would choose ninja but johnny depp looks so hot in that pic *-*
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninjas are more badass
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    NINJA ALL THE WAY!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates get scurvy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    A ninja....i get sea sick :L
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest
    ninjas are awesome
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    why would want to be a pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    johnny depp for the win
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Well I'm already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Distrito Federal, Mexico
    if i could eat a devil fruit i would be a pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates get wenches!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    I've seen what happened to those Somalians, I'll take ninja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    You can't see ninjas. Your picture is invalid.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I wonder how many people that voted 'ninja' can actually do any martial arts whatsoever. Pirates all the way!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Your mum
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    I AM a pirate.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Naruto vs One Piece.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    ILuvGreen FemaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from Georgia, United States
    pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    selenagomezfan4ever FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    ninjas got STEALTH
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    One piece ftw!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    On my boat, there's always more rum. Dickboats.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    ... Just shoot the ninja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    but first you should learn some grammar, then be a ninga pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    wow im surprised it's so ninja-skewed
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from France
    Pirates get the rhum!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    Ninjas fight with technique. Ninjas move with speed, agility. Pirates charge at their enemy when fighting, without much thinking. Pirates move slower.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninja...no scurvy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ninjas r cool
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I love Johnney Depp
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm going to silently kill the 34%
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Arkiasis Bronze MedalBlue Star from Ontario, Canada
    Being a pirate isn't what it's cracked up to be. Imagine being a boat infested with disease for months on end, then dying a short brutal death.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    selenagomezfan4ever FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Georgia, United States
    ninjas got STEALTH
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    I need more seamen on the poop-deck
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    Ninjas are pussies
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Jersey
    you could be flexible!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    ***TRUST ME, I'M A NINJA***
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    i wanna be a ninja wacha
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Attiki, Greece
    Ninja Robot Alien Pirate yeah that's right line up to enjoy my nuts
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Fart Bronze Medal from Kentucky, United States
    Johnny Depp is someone I'd like to meet so my answer is obviously pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    a ninja gets to do flips
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    2 years ago
    ico
    havilahg FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Arkansas, United States
    Yo ho Yo ho....
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    NINJA PIRATES!!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirates are free!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    ninjia
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    Already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Both?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    theres a chance i could meet peter pan
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hampshire, United Kingdom
    Pirates smell...easy choice
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Well I'm a ninja pirate assassin
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    A pirate! Go flying spahgetti monster.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    definatly ninja. see that no of course u didnt i just killed u with my ninja skills
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Hmm...rather be a silent killer or a drunk pirate....let me think about that
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    a pirate cuz i wanna be on a ship and explore many places never seen before, and many adventures and treasures
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    2 years ago
    ico
    swagchild30 Bronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    Ninjas are f***in pussys
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    if i was a pirate i could marry jack sparrow ^^
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    2 years ago
    ico
    amyp FemaleSilver Medal from Maryland, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME
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    2 years ago
    ico
    SomberAura FemaleBronze Medal from United States
    Pinja.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    im ninja already
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninjas are pussy assassins with small penises.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I dont know if I get sea sick or not
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    A NINJA A DWAM NINJA!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    dkurt Bronze Medal from California, United States
    Pirates have more fun of lives, while ninjas take themselves way too seriously
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I already am a pirate!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    oblivionplante Bronze Medal from New York, United States
    i like ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Which would win in a fight? 3 pirates or 2 ninjas
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    i already am a ninja sooooo
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Free movies? Yeah please
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    2 words. black tights
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    i would be ninga who sailed the sea.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    If I was a ninja, I would hire people to hold signs why I fight saying things like POW! KEBANG!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    Yarr harr fiddle dee dee
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninja your face
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    johnny dept is sexy as all heck
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Ninja!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Ninja FTW! Sneak up on people.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    To be a pirate would be the coolest thing ever
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    2 years ago
    ico
    mikeguy9630 MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Nebraska, United States
    ninjas rock pirates are boring
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    PIIRRAATTEE!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    obv
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    2 years ago
    ico
    clarkt MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from New Jersey, United States
    i take karte so i could be a super ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Id hit b*tches with my stick hiya
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    ninja, but you have to be a dark colored asia n, the true ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    ninjas are kick ass..
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    2 years ago
    ico
    swagchild30 Bronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    great spelling
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Fygaming Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Well if i was like capt. jack sparrow pirate
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    ninjas are awesome
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    2 years ago
    ico
    rhinoz MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Florida, United States
    NINJA SAAANNNNNNNNNNN
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirate! Arthur Kirkland for the win!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    go Jack. but, captain Jack to you.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ningas have have to stab them selves when the loss honor in battle
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United States
    Johnny deph
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Southampton, United Kingdom
    I ll be jack sparrow!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Guam
    I would be a ninja cause they can do learn to do tricks.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Because pirates are just organized thieves....ninjas are awesome by definition.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'm already a ninja so....i laugh u
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    2 years ago
    ico
    kcg MaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    pirates have guns
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    NAHHHH! I want to be a ninja I thought it was something about jonney deep DANG IT
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    too tough
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Johnny Depp. Hell yes.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    You get to learn cool moves if your a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i am samrie
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I MIGHT BE HONEST
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kauno Apskritis, Lithuania
    I get sea sick :/
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I'd be a ninja with a pirate hat.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    At least ninjas have morals.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm already a ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from United Kingdom
    Slice you pirate's up.
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    pirates better than ninjas
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    billyg MaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Nova Scotia, Canada
    drinking rum and stealin, yawp
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Nevada, United States
    gotta love that booty
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    2 years ago
    ico +389
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja on a boat... mind=blown!
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas have codes piates dont
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    ninjas are stealthy and they can shank you without even knowing and they're elite assasins at night
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    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    ninjas are so cool because thay are fast and sneaky
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    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    pirate a ninja has a sword but pirates have guns and swords
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    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninja's all the way
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    nijas rock
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    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    pirates get a boat ninjas get a sword who wins here?
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    ico
    guest from New Zealand
    i hate the sea
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    lynn718 FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    I'll take incredible martial art skills over scurvy any day
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    ico
    Pirates all the way.
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    pirates smell
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    ico
    Kayla FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Iowa, United States
    Wrong button I would SO rather be a freaking pirate WOOHOOOO PIRATES!!!!
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja assasin!(:
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    ico
    havilahg FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Arkansas, United States
    Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirate's life for me!
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    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Wait, do Somolian Pirates count? They have better guns.
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from North Dakota, United States
    Go pirates! They are epic
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    ico +1
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    ninjas are waesome
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    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    im a ninja
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    ico +1
    heavanscool Silver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    im a witty ninja
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates have no rules lol
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    ico
    heavanscool Silver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    yes they do
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    ico
    Born_At_Midnight Silver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    no they don't
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    ico
    heavanscool Silver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    POWER TO THE NINJAS!!!!!
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    jacksonc2 MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Queensland, Australia
    that ninja is high and drunk we can see him
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    ico
    heavanscool Silver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    its not as bad as you
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    XD
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja
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    ico
    NINJAH~
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Hmmm be a hecka sick mysterious ninja OR be a pirate
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    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Ninjaaaaaaa
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    pirates have style and adventure
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    ico
    kathk11 Silver MedalSuper Star from Essex, United Kingdom
    Pirates ftw
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    pirates kick ass
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    2 years ago
    ico +2
    orangeNinjas MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    just look at my name :D
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    ico
    guest from Alaska, United States
    the hell? ninjas have to work all day. pirates freaking do what they please.
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    ico
    A pirate only if i could be like Sparrow xD
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    ico +2
    guest from Khaskovo, Bulgaria
    A pirates life for me ARGHHHH
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    ico +1
    guest from Illinois, United States
    A One Piece style Pirate.
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    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    a ninjirate
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    ico +936
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I am already both...
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    guest from California, United States
    japanese culture just has more attraction to me
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    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    arrr mi matey we are on the lower deck....GO WHIPE THE POOP DECK
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    ico +2
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    Jake Sparrow made me vote for pirates -_-' hes just too cool :D
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    At least Ninjas have swag!
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are awesome
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    I already am a pirate, it's not as great as the movies make it seem ;P
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    ico
    VelvettTori Bronze MedalBlue Star from United States
    Pirate's life for me.
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    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I would rather be a ninja than a pirate...unless that pirate is Jack Sparrow
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ninjas are so gay
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    rrrrr...love pirates rock
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    ico +1
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    In One Piece, those pirates are practically ninjas anyway :P
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    ico
    jant MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper StarBronze Crown from Hlavni mesto Praha, Czech Republic
    definitely not a gay pirate
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    ico +1
    guest from United States
    I love jack sparow
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    ico +1
    guest from California, United States
    I already am a ninja...
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    ico
    American Gold MedalSuper Star from Florida, United States
    Arrrrrr
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    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    NINJA'S ROCK!!!! :)
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    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    i was borin a ninja... my parents r asian :D
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    ico
    guest from United Arab Emirates
    both are cool, and both have a experience full life
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    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates have scurvy. :|
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    ico
    guest from China
    be ninja then use mad ninja skills to kill the pirates an take there loot/whores that dont have syphilus :D
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    ico
    ArcaneZero MaleBronze Medal from New Hampshire, United States
    NINJA KICK FLIP!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from United Kingdom
    jack the legend
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    ico +1
    guest from Washington, United States
    do ninjas get drunk, horny or laid?
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    ico +1
    Skinnyian MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    ninjahinja
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    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    ill be a ninja that becomes a pirate... then ill be amazing..lol nothing could go wrong ^^
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    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    is this a deviate delight question?
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    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    there were alot of gay pirates so id be a ninja
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    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I wasn't here. *poofs away*
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ASK A NIN-JAH!
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    ico +1
    beca555 FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    can i be a ninja who marries a pirate?!?!?!?
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    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirate, get drunk all day erryday, go on a long cruise, have a wooden foot
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    ico
    gabbyz Bronze MedalBlue Star from Florida, United States
    NINJA!
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    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Can I be a Pinja?
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Praise the FSM! :D
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    ico +1
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates are ninjas of the sea
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    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Ninja's have codes of honor, Pirates do whatever they want.
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    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    jack sparrow
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    ico +1
    guest from Maryland, United States
    I'm on a boat