Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 5 years ago)

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668,412 votes
3,525 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
7,132 votes
71.5%
28.5%
Girls
4,762 votes
60.5%
39.5%
Unknowns
656,518 votes
67.32%
32.68%

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United States
350,756 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
62,366 votes
67%
33%
Canada
35,518 votes
69%
31%
Australia
35,236 votes
69%
31%
Spain
19,184 votes
58%
42%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Germany
10,044 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
9,236 votes
65%
35%
Mexico
7,112 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
6,655 votes
71%
29%
Argentina
6,232 votes
62%
38%
Ireland
5,396 votes
69%
31%
Sweden
5,285 votes
66%
34%
Italy
5,018 votes
52%
48%
France
4,908 votes
59%
41%
Norway
4,387 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
3,933 votes
68%
32%
Colombia
3,039 votes
65%
35%
Philippines
2,981 votes
76%
24%
Portugal
2,958 votes
65%
35%
Singapore
2,790 votes
73%
27%
Finland
2,736 votes
62%
38%
Chile
2,695 votes
59%
41%
Romania
2,678 votes
59%
41%
United Arab Emirates
2,626 votes
66%
34%
Brazil
2,624 votes
64%
36%
Belgium
2,550 votes
60%
40%
Indonesia
2,395 votes
62%
38%
South Africa
2,081 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
1,839 votes
56%
44%
Greece
1,773 votes
54%
46%
India
1,759 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
1,653 votes
71%
29%
Serbia
1,597 votes
60%
40%
Turkey
1,540 votes
53%
47%
Saudi Arabia
1,523 votes
64%
36%
Switzerland
1,487 votes
65%
35%
Austria
1,473 votes
60%
40%
Israel
1,443 votes
62%
38%
Poland
1,318 votes
59%
41%
Venezuela
1,316 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
1,103 votes
71%
29%
Peru
1,101 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
1,066 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
982 votes
57%
43%
Slovenia
891 votes
51%
49%
Puerto Rico
890 votes
63%
37%
Hungary
878 votes
54%
46%
Ecuador
782 votes
62%
38%
Estonia
780 votes
58%
42%
Uruguay
733 votes
64%
36%
Japan
716 votes
67%
33%
Kuwait
666 votes
67%
33%
Thailand
664 votes
65%
35%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
657 votes
67%
33%
Iceland
649 votes
57%
43%
Costa Rica
638 votes
67%
33%
Egypt
620 votes
63%
37%
Republic of Lithuania
611 votes
62%
38%
Latvia
596 votes
62%
38%
Dominican Republic
530 votes
72%
28%
Macedonia
528 votes
60%
40%
Slovakia
526 votes
56%
44%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Vietnam
484 votes
73%
27%
Qatar
477 votes
65%
35%
Panama
426 votes
62%
38%
Russia
404 votes
53%
47%
Pakistan
396 votes
56%
44%
Albania
388 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
349 votes
63%
37%
Lebanon
342 votes
68%
32%
Malta
336 votes
62%
38%
Cyprus
331 votes
62%
38%
China
312 votes
73%
27%
Trinidad and Tobago
289 votes
72%
28%
Morocco
282 votes
57%
43%
Honduras
272 votes
72%
28%
Guatemala
271 votes
65%
35%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Bahrain
256 votes
64%
36%
Jamaica
252 votes
78%
22%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
249 votes
69%
31%
Ukraine
239 votes
58%
42%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Georgia
221 votes
56%
44%
El Salvador
216 votes
63%
37%
Republic of Korea
214 votes
68%
32%
Unknown
210 votes
62%
38%
Paraguay
196 votes
62%
38%
Guam
195 votes
74%
26%
Bahamas
192 votes
73%
27%
Bolivia
182 votes
60%
40%
Kenya
174 votes
66%
34%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Luxembourg
168 votes
59%
41%
Tunisia
164 votes
55%
45%
Algeria
156 votes
47%
53%
Iraq
155 votes
58%
42%
Montenegro
142 votes
62%
38%
Bangladesh
134 votes
65%
35%
Oman
120 votes
75%
25%
Mauritius
110 votes
55%
45%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Barbados
106 votes
76%
24%
Jersey
106 votes
65%
35%
Brunei
104 votes
78%
22%
Nicaragua
100 votes
71%
29%
Isle of Man
100 votes
68%
32%
Sri Lanka
95 votes
55%
45%
Faroe Islands
81 votes
60%
40%
Aruba
79 votes
76%
24%
Cambodia
76 votes
78%
22%
Maldives
74 votes
42%
58%
Bermuda
73 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
71 votes
70%
30%
Suriname
66 votes
76%
24%
Belize
65 votes
65%
35%
Mongolia
65 votes
71%
29%
Cayman Islands
63 votes
65%
35%
Nepal
63 votes
65%
35%
Iran
59 votes
59%
41%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Seychelles
51 votes
55%
45%
Azerbaijan
51 votes
63%
37%
Belarus
51 votes
59%
41%
Namibia
51 votes
78%
22%
Guernsey
50 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Moldova
50 votes
68%
32%
Kazakhstan
45 votes
76%
24%
Curaçao
44 votes
73%
27%
Gibraltar
42 votes
64%
36%
Armenia
41 votes
56%
44%
Ghana
40 votes
73%
27%
Guyana
36 votes
75%
25%
Antigua and Barbuda
33 votes
70%
30%
Andorra
32 votes
63%
37%
Palestine
31 votes
65%
35%
Syria
30 votes
57%
43%
Sudan
28 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
27 votes
81%
19%
Myanmar [Burma]
25 votes
60%
40%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
24 votes
88%
12
Tanzania
22 votes
55%
45%
Botswana
22 votes
77%
23%
Saint Lucia
21 votes
71%
29%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Zimbabwe
20 votes
65%
35%
Uganda
20 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
20 votes
40%
60%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Senegal
19 votes
53%
47%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Afghanistan
17 votes
47%
53%
Northern Mariana Islands
17 votes
76%
24%
Grenada
17 votes
71%
29%
Mozambique
16 votes
75%
25%
Zambia
16 votes
75%
25%
U.S. Virgin Islands
16 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
15 votes
60%
40%
Turks and Caicos Islands
15 votes
53%
47%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Sint Maarten
15 votes
67%
33%
Macao
14 votes
93%
7
Haiti
14 votes
86%
14
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Madagascar
13 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
12 votes
58%
42%
Angola
11 votes
64%
36%
Dominica
11 votes
73%
27%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
British Virgin Islands
10 votes
70%
30%
Åland
10 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
10 votes
80%
20%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
9 votes
56%
44%
Greenland
9 votes
78%
22%
Libya
9 votes
56%
44%
Laos
9 votes
56%
44%
Uzbekistan
9 votes
89%
11
Liechtenstein
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Saint Martin
7 votes
57%
43%
Cameroon
7 votes
43%
57%
Guadeloupe
7 votes
71%
29%
Anguilla
7 votes
57%
43%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
6 votes
83%
17%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
Cuba
6 votes
83%
17%
Bonaire
6 votes
67%
33%
Malawi
5 votes
80%
20%
Martinique
5 votes
60%
40%
Vanuatu
5 votes
80%
20%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Monaco
4 votes
75%
25%
Papua New Guinea
4 votes
50%
50%
Liberia
4 votes
25%
75%
Somalia
4 votes
75%
25%
Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Rwanda
3 votes
67%
33%
Mauritania
3 votes
67%
33%
Kyrgyzstan
3 votes
67%
33%
American Samoa
3 votes
67%
33%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
San Marino
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Gambia
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
Republic of the Congo
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cook Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Madrid, Spain
    Naruto or One Piece?
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Rasangan
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Geneva, Switzerland
    cmon guys, its Captain Jack Sparrow
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I love to see open waters
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    YOU ARE A PIRATE! Y
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    you are a pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    What if I'm a ninja-pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ninja,at least i dont have to stay at a place that smells like poop
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    IM ON A MOFUKN' BOAT
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Armagh District, United Kingdom
    Pirate! I dunno, I just love the sea.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wales, United Kingdom
    no im captin jack sparo because my name is jack
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Singapore
    Ninja! I love katanas, they're so sharp! Pirates might be able to sail on seas and have cool hats but they cant smoke bomb and diseapear!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    ARGHHH MATEYS
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    swords are cool not guns
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central Luzon, Philippines
    A Pirate when it comes to One Piece xD
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    9 months ago
    ico
    yauhenib MaleSilver Medal from Massachusetts, United States
    ching boom all of you are dead in a few seconds who is that the ninja of course
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    Only a pirate because u get more booty
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I chose ninja over wizard so this is obvious
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    9 months ago
    ico
    awesome2198 Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    Why not a ninja pirate? :D
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    can I have some of your booty
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    9 months ago
    ico
    Luke77701 MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Illinois, United States
    ninja of course
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ustecky kraj, Czech Republic
    stealth
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
    Deez nuts
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    you are freee!!!!!!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I'm Fiona the pirate fox[female foxy the pirate]
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Singapore
    Where's my rum!?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wyoming, United States
    im a ninja wizard pirate shape shifter applesauce gunmaster idk where im going with this
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i'm already like a ninja, so, ya.... :p
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    9 months ago
    ico
    bulletmaniac MaleBronze Medal from Western Australia, Australia
    a ninja can BECOME a pirate... ._.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    assasians creed black flag -_-
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Provincia de Lima, Peru
    Splatoon confirmed :v
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ninja Pirate, like Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag? (I know he was an Assassin, but they are almost the same thing) I prefer Ninja.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    U ARE A PIRATE!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    liaw2 FemaleBronze Medal from Georgia, United States
    Let's face it. I'd be the worst ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Ninja get loot assanate look epic descendent of squirrels
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    ninja magic
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I want to be a vigilante
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Smoke balls BITCH!!!!plus katanas
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates don't have depth perseption
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    9 months ago
    ico
    snowy9810 Silver Medal from Michigan, United States
    ninja all the way
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    A pirate cause ... Food and also less likely to be assasinated by someone with skills
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    9 months ago
    ico
    pickaxeproductions FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Hawaii, United States
    do what u want casue a pirate is free U R A PIRATE yar har fiddle de dee being a pirate is all that u need
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Yar har fiddle dee dee!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    NNNIIINNNJJJAAA
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    9 months ago
    ico +238
    eliyahm FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    I'm not going to live the life of an outlaw!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    You do realise ninjas were outlaws... We'll they we're mostly seen as the good guys but their whole purpose was revolting against the shoguns. But still, rather be a stealth outlaw with throwing stars than a drunk outlaw with loads of booty!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    you are evil! on the question about the thief or beggar, i picked the thief, in fact even steal in real life so do me a favor and lock your doors and board up the windows! im coming for you
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    easy LOL pirates do get dat booty
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Swords or swords plus two guns? Yeah I think I got to go with pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Bucharest, Romania
    do what you want cause a pirate is free.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    YAAAAR
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    9 months ago
    ico
    Yar har fiddle dee dee......
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    im scorpion
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    NARUTO FOR LIFE
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Why can't I be a ninja pirate?Like in castle crashers?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Ninja = Pirate + better weapons + better skillsets
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    splatoon
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Munster, Ireland
    Naruto vs One Piece
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Luffy from one piece or Naruto
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    gotta get that booty!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Sweet
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Södermanland, Sweden
    ninja bc isn't being a pirate iligal?
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    9 months ago
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    lucar2 MaleSilver Medal from Piaui, Brazil
    A ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Barnsley, United Kingdom
    I llllooooooovvvveeeee Jack Sparror, such a good actor!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    Johnny depp is the actor, jack sparrow is the character
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mexico City, Mexico
    You are pirate!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Only if its a pirates of the Caribbean style pirate. Not like, an internet pirate, or a pirate that kills and steals for no reason.
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    9 months ago
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    sarayae FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    ninjas are boring.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay
    Ninja cuz i can lick pussy and no one knows
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    BOTH!!!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    naruto vs luffy xD
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yar mateys im foxy so yeah
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    You are a pirate!
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    WE GOT OURSELVES A MAP
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    CAUSE IM A PIRATE LIVIN HIGH ON THE SEVEN SEAS
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    9 months ago
    ico +1
    jaykid1234 from New York, United States
    Pirate: "Kill the innocent!" Ninja: "End the evil Japanese Empire!"
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Reading, United Kingdom
    A PITRATE AS I COULD SING YAR HAR FIDLE MDY YOUR A PIRATE
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    9 months ago
    ico +1
    simons MaleBronze Medal from Örebro, Sweden
    a ninja pirate
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a private. (Like for this song)
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates can die at sea or later be executed ninjas are way cooler
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You are a pirate!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tel Aviv, Israel
    pirates are cool, but martial arts are awesome!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I would be a ninja and become Naruto
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    ninja's stock up on booze the rum isnt always gone
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Lefkosia, Cyprus
    ninjas are gay
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Judetul Alba, Romania
    I'd be a pirate since then I'd get a gun or a sword for my daily practice to get easier...
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirates are like sassy dogs who has a greed for gold
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    lol best thing ever to be a NINJA ( if you watch naruto)
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Qarku i Tiranes, Albania
    I've got a jar of dirt!
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    9 months ago
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    zxyaa FemaleSilver Medal from Louisiana, United States
    At night, I am a ninja, in the day, I am a pirate.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Ninja's are stupid, plus I could rape and pillage
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    FIFFLAF MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    pirates are just ugly clumsy things
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    guest from Judetul Galati, Romania
    i'd have to live by a code and stuff as a ninja. who wants that eww :P
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    9 months ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    do wat you want gus a pirate is free you are a pirate
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    9 months ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    i choos the ninja but i have to do this
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    guest from Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia
    ninja + rum + boat = pirate
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im already a pirate
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    Sorry, Biotches
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    guest from Nuevo León, Mexico
    ONE PIECE BIPTCHES
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    guest from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
    A ninja pirate
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    guest from Taranaki, New Zealand
    Arrrrrrrr im a pirate
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    I am already a ninja I kick butt with batman
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    9 months ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    ninja with a pirate hat on a boat?
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    i am alredi a ninja
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    I get sea sick...
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    guest from Texas, United States
    ninja pirate asian booty
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    guest from California, United States
    If ya get them booty ya did it right huh matey
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I love ninja SO IF U DON'T LIKE NINJAS im fine with that /:
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    richardm3 MaleBronze Medal from Stockholm County, Sweden
    pirates can fiind money and tresuers
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    One Piece
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    Hasanah FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    NINJAAAAAAAA1im a tomboy! i love ninjas
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    9 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    SHADOW CLONE JUTSU
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    You are a pirate!
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    guest from North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
    Jack Sparrow was tempting me but realisticly it sucked to be a pirate.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I could be a ninja pirate!!!!!!!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Both
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    ii get all the bootyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and just boodty
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Liverpool, United Kingdom
    DO WHAT YOU WANT, COS A PIRATE IS FREE!
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    happynote FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Florida, United States
    feel like a ninja
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Torbay, United Kingdom
    JOHNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!
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    10 months ago
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    powwla FemaleBronze Medal from England, United Kingdom
    i get seasick anyway :L
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    10 months ago
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    JimMurky Bronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    I hate the sea.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Ninjas' sensais would make them eat poison, bricks and glass
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    a pirate with the skills of a ninja
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Everyone wants to be a ninja
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Jack Sparrow
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    If I was a ninja o would not allow bullying. I mean you could bully at the price of getting your head decapitated
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Pirate by far
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    gtc26 MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Illinois, United States
    Which type of Ninja? Regular? or NARUTO NINJA!!! *uses fireball jutsu*
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pirates see some messed up stuff like living skeletons
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Solihull, United Kingdom
    Pirates = People who are ninjas without the suits (Plus BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY)
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Eww...beards.
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    Enderwyn Bronze Medal from Nelson, New Zealand
    pirates get hanged ninjas dont get caught
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    there basically asking if you want to be naruto or luffy
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    I'd be a pirate ninja.
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    guest from Florida, United States
    33% of the people who voted are stupid
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    A pirate trained by ninja...
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    Both
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Captain Jack sparrow is a ninja
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    guest from Washington, United States
    No opinion
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    QuackTheNinja MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Arizona, United States
    IM ALREADY A FVKING NINJA. WHATS UP WITH THESE QUESTIONS.
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Arge arge emynesee you are a pirate a song i made on every play from a game called cat simulator its called you are a pirate and im lol dog on it
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    guest from Cidra Municipio, Puerto Rico
    EXPLORE
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    guest from Changwat Songkhla, Thailand
    I WOULD GO UNDER THE SEA AND GO MAKE FRIENDS WITH PATRICK
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Telford and Wrekin, United Kingdom
    NINJA! NINJA!
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    rickr MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    Im a Pirate Assassin!!!!!!!
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    cattyc FemaleSilver Medal from Ankara, Turkey
    NINJAAA!!!
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    ninja kick yaaaaaaaaah
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    guest from Scotland, United Kingdom
    I'd quite fancy being a Somalian pirate, is that an option??
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    guest from Central Visayas, Philippines
    ninja has swords pirate has guns way easy
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    cattyc FemaleSilver Medal from Ankara, Turkey
    NINJAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my dear suskae
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    10 months ago
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    DoggieBiscuit FemaleSilver Medal from British Columbia, Canada
    Ninjas are all japonaise.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    WHAAAAAAAT WHY DERE NO NINJA PIRATES?
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    christianschreck Silver Medal from Iowa, United States
    Ninjas are way better, the guest from texas is a x addict
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    If your a pirate you can just shoot the ninja
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    donutgirl337 FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Massachusetts, United States
    look cool, be awesome and have sweet moves>smell, never brush teeth and have a chance to die at sea
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Be a pirate because I could be edward kennway
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Yarr harr.
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    guest from Aguascalientes, Mexico
    I hate both.
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    A pirate if it means Michael Bolton will sing a song about me.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Wellington, New Zealand
    A ninja cause' you can train to be a pirate!
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    guest from California, United States
    Foxy the pirate ;)
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    The Black Pearl ⛵
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    So be an asian assassin thats nowhere near as cool as media portrays, or be an engish criminal way more badass than is portrayed?
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Well it depends... Do I get to be Jack Sparrow... Only if I was Jack Sparrow would I be a pirate
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    guest from Texas, United States
    wait im both HA ha
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    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    Id like to be a pirate but Thalassophobia
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    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    I'm a Ninja Pirate. Yes, Those Really Existed In 1600s Japan.
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Cruise all the time!
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    iisteeveii Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    One Piece -vs- Naruto
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Have 33% of people not seen Naruto???
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    guest from Gauteng, South Africa
    Anyone who chose a pirates life has watches to much PoTC and not enough History Channel
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    guest from County Waterford, Ireland
    You are a pirate I love fnaf who's with me
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    diegom MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    pirate that get money and sh*t from plundering and ningas noda
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    guest from New York, United States
    WOW "guest from texas" WOW!! Soooo mature of you
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    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    ADIOS school
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    My dad is a black belt, my brother is a red belt, and I'm a gery belt, my family is a ninja family o_0
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    A ninja who became a pirate.
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    guest from St. Helens, United Kingdom
    Skill!
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    guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom
    Just because of johnny
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    The life of a pirate is a life of freedom and adventure. Ninjas have bosses, and have to do as they're told.
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    guest from Dublin City, Ireland
    ninja is awsome
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    1 year ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Filthy pirate scum
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    guest from Muhafazat al Qahirah, Egypt
    i can be like foxy
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    guest from California, United States
    yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Like if you seen Captain Jack Sparoww
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    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Pirates are pingases lel
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    If you was a ninjas you could get booty without anybody knowing but pirate ftw