Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 3 years ago)

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245,187 votes
1,644 comments

Votes by gender

Guys
2,735 votes
72.8%
27.2%
Girls
2,506 votes
63.8%
36.2%
Unknowns
239,946 votes
68.07%
31.93%

Votes by country map view

United States
158,018 votes
69%
31%
United Kingdom
19,250 votes
65%
35%
Australia
13,903 votes
68%
32%
Canada
13,701 votes
69%
31%
Unknown
5,064 votes
67%
33%
Germany
2,424 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
2,361 votes
70%
30%
Netherlands
2,070 votes
64%
36%
Ireland
1,627 votes
69%
31%
Norway
1,298 votes
64%
36%
Sweden
1,259 votes
63%
37%
France
1,130 votes
55%
45%
Singapore
998 votes
72%
28%
Mexico
896 votes
61%
39%
Portugal
884 votes
64%
36%
Denmark
839 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
754 votes
62%
38%
Italy
692 votes
44%
56%
Philippines
691 votes
76%
24%
United Arab Emirates
681 votes
66%
34%
Romania
653 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
616 votes
61%
39%
India
615 votes
61%
39%
Finland
570 votes
63%
37%
Spain
479 votes
56%
44%
Croatia
449 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
433 votes
59%
41%
Hong Kong
422 votes
72%
28%
Saudi Arabia
403 votes
63%
37%
Malaysia
373 votes
69%
31%
Israel
368 votes
63%
37%
Switzerland
355 votes
63%
37%
Greece
340 votes
59%
41%
Serbia
339 votes
57%
43%
Japan
327 votes
69%
31%
Austria
325 votes
64%
36%
Turkey
285 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
269 votes
62%
38%
Indonesia
259 votes
67%
33%
Poland
254 votes
61%
39%
China
254 votes
75%
25%
Slovenia
251 votes
51%
49%
Czech Republic
221 votes
57%
43%
Bulgaria
211 votes
57%
43%
Taiwan
201 votes
55%
45%
South Korea
199 votes
69%
31%
Estonia
198 votes
58%
42%
Argentina
196 votes
59%
41%
Egypt
190 votes
62%
38%
Colombia
188 votes
54%
46%
Russian Federation
181 votes
53%
47%
Iceland
178 votes
59%
41%
Lithuania
151 votes
62%
38%
Hungary
144 votes
54%
46%
Thailand
143 votes
64%
36%
Kuwait
141 votes
70%
30%
Pakistan
121 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
118 votes
67%
33%
Jordan
117 votes
69%
31%
Slovakia
112 votes
56%
44%
Europe
104 votes
55%
45%
Latvia
102 votes
55%
45%
Malta
101 votes
69%
31%
Lebanon
101 votes
70%
30%
Jamaica
98 votes
81%
19%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
98 votes
56%
44%
Chile
97 votes
60%
40%
Costa Rica
94 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
93 votes
65%
35%
Dominican Republic
90 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
87 votes
74%
26%
Macedonia
81 votes
44%
56%
Trinidad and Tobago
77 votes
74%
26%
Panama
75 votes
56%
44%
Albania
72 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
70 votes
76%
24%
Venezuela
69 votes
64%
36%
Vietnam
69 votes
83%
17%
Morocco
67 votes
61%
39%
Bahrain
66 votes
61%
39%
Guam
65 votes
71%
29%
Georgia
58 votes
47%
53%
Ukraine
53 votes
55%
45%
Kenya
52 votes
69%
31%
Luxembourg
50 votes
64%
36%
Jersey
48 votes
60%
40%
Guatemala
45 votes
69%
31%
Honduras
42 votes
74%
26%
Peru
40 votes
60%
40%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
39 votes
51%
49%
Netherlands Antilles
39 votes
67%
33%
Ecuador
38 votes
55%
45%
Barbados
37 votes
76%
24%
Brunei Darussalam
36 votes
75%
25%
Isle of Man
35 votes
57%
43%
Tunisia
33 votes
55%
45%
Mauritius
31 votes
55%
45%
Bermuda
29 votes
86%
14
Bangladesh
28 votes
64%
36%
Uruguay
27 votes
48%
52%
Nigeria
24 votes
79%
21%
Cayman Islands
23 votes
74%
26%
Algeria
23 votes
52%
48%
Oman
23 votes
70%
30%
Sri Lanka
22 votes
68%
32%
Guernsey
21 votes
57%
43%
Montenegro
20 votes
45%
55%
Mongolia
20 votes
65%
35%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
Maldives
19 votes
37%
63%
Faroe Islands
18 votes
67%
33%
Bolivia
18 votes
61%
39%
Aruba
18 votes
72%
28%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
65%
35%
Antigua and Barbuda
17 votes
71%
29%
El Salvador
16 votes
75%
25%
Gibraltar
16 votes
75%
25%
Suriname
15 votes
67%
33%
Belize
15 votes
73%
27%
Nepal
15 votes
53%
47%
Cambodia
14 votes
86%
14
Mariana Islands
14 votes
86%
14
Namibia
14 votes
86%
14
Ghana
14 votes
71%
29%
Guyana
13 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
12 votes
42%
58%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
12 votes
92%
8
Sudan
11 votes
91%
9
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
45%
55%
Paraguay
10 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
90%
10
Nicaragua
10 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
10 votes
70%
30%
Haiti
9 votes
89%
11
Belarus
9 votes
56%
44%
Satellite Provider
8 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
8 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
8 votes
63%
37%
Grenada
8 votes
75%
25%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
88%
12
Afghanistan
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
7 votes
86%
14
Moldova, Republic of
7 votes
86%
14
Saint Kitts and Nevis
6 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
6 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Senegal
5 votes
60%
40%
Seychelles
5 votes
20%
80%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
75%
25%
Macau
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
100%
Myanmar
4 votes
50%
50%
Botswana
4 votes
100%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
3 votes
67%
33%
Angola
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Zambia
2 votes
100%
Greenland
2 votes
100%
French Polynesia
2 votes
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Tajikistan
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    We are the pirates who don't do anything.
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    briannab FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Colorado, United States
    sorry jack =(
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom
    Lol lol deedelydee being a pirate is alright to me.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    was i the only one who thought it said n**** .___.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    This is hard. Both are awesome. Hmmm. Pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Jack sparrow picture got me
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Ship life steal and rape women it was legal back then
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Pirates get scurvy.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    I'd like to be a ninja from Naruto :3
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    piarte
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    1 year ago
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    RedSmartie Bronze Medal from California, United States
    Pirate because their clothes are cooler.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Already am
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I would be a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Ninja's were dishonorable peasants who killed the Japanese nobility.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Assassins creed IV
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    Yurnero514 Bronze Medal from Indiana, United States
    Ninja. Swiftly strike down all adversaries with great strength.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    The chair I'm sitting in on is being weird........ okay so the chair is dead. Who knows we're what's from?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I said a Pinja that that came from here -touches area over heart- uh wait guys wait a sec........ okay so
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    who says i'm already not one....
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    Lol inner ninja do do do my inner ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Ninja. ASIAN SWAG
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Cheshire, United Kingdom
    The 31% are in fact ninjas in disguise
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    One word- tampons
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    AnonymousStalker Silver MedalSuper Star from Jawa Barat, Indonesia
    ninjas are awesome and sneaky!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Pirate
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    I'm Asian,of course I wana be a facking ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    JACK SPARROW IS MY GOD!!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Only because of Jack Sparrow in the pic
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    pirates are illegal
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    guest from the United States
    Ninjas Acshashale warny good at Fiting
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    I got a jar of dirt
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Southampton, United Kingdom
    innga
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas can do back flips off of cliffs and all that ninja stuff. if you were a piarate you'd be like the only one
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    Ninja! I'd be able to sneak anywhere, and cut stuff (and people) with a katana and throw Ninja Stars!
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    1 year ago
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    Ryanduc MaleBronze Medal from New Jersey, United States
    Why not both?
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    1 year ago
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    cskyel FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    A pirate, I love boats and the ocean.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    NINJA!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    i've pretended to be a pirate, so if i had the chance, i would
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    HIGH YAAAAAAAAA HU AHHH!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Ninja sneak out
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    Ninjas get all that tight Asian …
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    to all the pirates. Go to google and look up "lol limewire" and hit "i'm feeling lucky"
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    1 year ago
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    shaelynfrancis Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    I'd rather be a ninja, but I want to meet captian jack sparrow!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    can i be a ninja pirate?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    I want to be both
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Essex, United Kingdom
    One Piece or Naruto?
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    1 year ago
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    nathank2 MaleBronze Medal from Michigan, United States
    Pirate!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    scurvy, months at a time on a boat, and authority figures constantly trying to kill you... wtf would you want to be a pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    a pirate ninja
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    Indigotornado Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    Just cause the rums always gone
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    A pirate, because ninjas don't have wenches
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    totallylinz Silver MedalBlue Star from Ontario, Canada
    I only clicked it because of Jack Sparrow
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    PhilosophicalGal FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    Id be a hot pirate. don't take no bs
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    A ninja, even though I already am one.
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    guest from New Brunswick, Canada
    pirates have sick boots!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    CUZ YOU ARE A PIRATE
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    im already a ninja..
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Neither
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I'm a pirate of the music. Yo Ho
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    touché, but i am a ninja
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    oliviad FemaleSilver Medal from New Jersey, United States
    IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION????
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    ripjaw246 Silver Medal from the United States
    i am a ninja i am right behind you ready to beat you to death with a brick
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    Poop
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    guest from Spain
    I'll be the king of pirates! :D
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Beijing, China
    just cause of capt'n jack sparrow
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Johnny depp. he's awesome
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Ninu,jas r dark and depresing
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    daniela MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    Ninjas seem less social
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United States
    Ninja u could know why only if u watch NARUTO
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    ChrisTyme FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    It's my duty to please that booty
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    guest from New York, United States
    Ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
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    take women captive
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ninja. Definitely Ninja.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    like , if you remember the video of Kevjumba
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alaska, United States
    I went to Japan and I miss it so much plus I speak it
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    missyfoote FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    aaaa jacks hott!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    I love pirate of the Caribbean
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    shawnw MaleBronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    YOHOYOHO
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I'm already a ninja.
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    cad427 FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Texas, United States
    I saw Johnny Depp and clicked him didn't even read the question...
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninjas actually bathed
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    bunney Silver MedalBlue Star from Western Australia, Australia
    pirates still exist
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    LastShadow117 MaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alaska, United States
    a ninja i don't have to worry about ship wrecks
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    guest from Indonesia
    Pirate
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Silent... Although I do like Johnny Depp
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I'd really rather be a ninja but I love jack sparrow
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    guest from Australia
    Ninja
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja duuuuhh
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I'd rather be a wizard because nobody knows you exist... Sorry, Potterhead alert!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    i saw jack sparro and clicked it
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    guest from New York, United States
    So hard
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Pirates have more fun
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    Shnufferz FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Maryland, United States
    I just got my lack belt in tae kwon do babeh!