Would you rather piss broken glass or crap razor blades?

Would you rather By 2CRAZYGUYS Bronze Medal Gold Trophy Blue Star Diamond Gold Crown 1 year ago

piss broken glass

OR

19,495 votes
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crap razor blades

gross

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guest from Connecticut, United States 9 months ago:

Does anyone else cringe...
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guest from New Jersey, United States 10 months ago:

Prison is gonna be fun
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guest from Maryland, United States 2 days ago:

razor
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guest from California, United States 3 days ago:

The razor blade could have a protector
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imaniy Female from California, United States 1 week ago:

but sometimes when you doo-doo it feels lioke razors coming out of your butthole
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guest from Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom 1 week ago:

Ooooewwwww
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Tberr Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Colorado, United States 2 weeks ago:

it says razor blades doesn't say that they are not wrapped.
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guest from Washington, United States 2 weeks ago:

the poop would come out easier XD, broken glass.... OWWWW hehe, yolo
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daspigles Female Gold Medal Super Star from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:

vat?
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guest from Victoria, Australia 3 weeks ago:

Skip
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neither Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star from Missouri, United States 4 weeks ago:

Dull ones.
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

It's cant come out unless its liquifiednb
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chicamilapide Female Bronze Medal from Kansas, United States 1 month ago:

shave but hair
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Some turds already feel like that
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guest from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:

Must I answer? *whimpers*
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guest from Dublin, Ireland 1 month ago:

Skip!
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gemza Female Silver Medal from Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

piss broken glass
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supaboyy Silver Medal from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

Like i said, i want kids.
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 1 month ago:

stab you
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

tiny pieces plz
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

No one said it wasn't encased in a capsule of your own feces! Thus, it is safely stored in a soft, easily poopable container. Pain free.
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

crap razor blades
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

My ass is streched as FU
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guest from Delaware, United States 1 month ago:

SKIP!
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wickwick8 Silver Medal from New York, United States 1 month ago:

I'm so indecisive.
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Chickenwiggles Bronze Medal from Ohio, United States 2 months ago:

No no no no
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guest from Latvia 2 months ago:

lol ouch.
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 months ago:

NONE!!!!
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE TOLIETS OR SOMETHING SHIT
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

none
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guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:

:( NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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guest from Kansas, United States 2 months ago:

You don't piss if you don't eat glass
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guest from Arkansas, United States 3 months ago:

the glass could be round and thin not sharp and pointy
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guest from Connecticut, United States 3 months ago:

I cringed... Skiiiiippp
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guest from North Carolina, United States 3 months ago:

Never said how big the glass was
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GoldenFish Female Gold Medal Super Star from New York, United States 3 months ago:

Extremely small pieces of glass
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Remige Male Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy from London, City of, United Kingdom 3 months ago:

My cus is a girl soooo it doesn't count
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

painful
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guest from California, United States 3 months ago:

that sh*t will be painful...literally (;
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guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom 3 months ago:

I'm not having glass and my penis go together
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Sirjohnson Male from Michigan, United States 4 months ago:

What in gods name..
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guest from California, United States 4 months ago:

Crap
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Glass
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guest from California, United States 4 months ago:

wtf
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guest from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:

either way your doomed
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guest from New York, United States 5 months ago:

broken glass out of a penis, OUCH and im a boy
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guest from Arkansas, United States 5 months ago:

Super dull razors and I've crapper out sun flower shells
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guest from Georgia, United States 5 months ago:

uuuuuuuuu
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guest from Western Australia, Australia 5 months ago:

Ouch either way
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guest from Ohio, United States 6 months ago:

I dont need Poop getting in my huge ass razor cuts!
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guest from Manchester, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

Is it normal for me to be erect at this point?
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LadieeRae Silver Medal Blue Star from California, United States 6 months ago:

Small razor blades ?
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guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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guest from Washington, United States 6 months ago:

You don't poop as much and you have a bigger whole for it to go through
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 6 months ago:

piss broken glass...0.0
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guest from Ohio, United States 6 months ago:

neither
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

Anyone else grab their nuts?
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guest from Tennessee, United States 6 months ago:

dildo train
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guest from Manchester, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

PEE DO 2 TIMES AND WHEN U POOP ONLY 1nc A DAY OR MAYBE 2 OR 1 TYMZ A WEEK
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guest from Maine, United States 6 months ago:

owch none
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guest from Virginia, United States 6 months ago:

you dont crap as much as u pee
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guest from Ohio, United States 6 months ago:

Both
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guest from Ohio, United States 6 months ago:

I all ready do
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guest from Hong Kong 6 months ago:

oh my god. Crap razor blades. Your urine turning into solids would hurt more. Having your sh*t shaped like razor blades wouldn't hurt a bit.
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guest from Michigan, United States 6 months ago:

its a catch 22
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 6 months ago:

Me i do cringe *shudder*
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guest from Minnesota, United States 7 months ago:

2nd
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MrsLadyLee Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Gold Crown from United States 7 months ago:

it's called a uti
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guest from United States 7 months ago:

*cringe*
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guest from United States 7 months ago:

both involve losing blood
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guest from Washington, United States 7 months ago:

I'd rather have a broken ass than a broken dick.
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guest from Washington, United States 7 months ago:

crap glitter...glitter is made of metal shards
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guest from Illinois, United States 7 months ago:

I'd die either way.. Razor blades would probably be quicker.
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guest from South Australia, Australia 7 months ago:

The bladder is more sensitive then ur ass hole..
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guest from South Australia, Australia 7 months ago:

The bladder is more sensitive then ur ass hole..
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guest from Tennessee, United States 7 months ago:

That's just wrong...
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guest from Virginia, United States 7 months ago:

I have crapped out razor blade before.
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guest from Connecticut, United States 7 months ago:

*shivers*
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guest from Michigan, United States 7 months ago:

they never said the glass was REALLY small and rounded
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guest from Illinois, United States 8 months ago:

ughhhh never would poop again
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guest from Michigan, United States 8 months ago:

Dude. Selling taxer blade 50 cents. Naw they don't real like sh*t
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guest from Colorado, United States 8 months ago:

oh god
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guest from Michigan, United States 8 months ago:

nasty
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guest from Elazig, Turkey 8 months ago:

Omgggggg
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WWEdeadman Male Gold Medal Super Star from Steiermark, Austria 8 months ago:

death
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guest from Washington, United States 8 months ago:

poor toilet
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guest from Colorado, United States 8 months ago:

yes
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guest from United Kingdom 8 months ago:

I have constipation
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Loganstyles Silver Medal from United States 9 months ago:

glass it is
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guest from Harjumaa, Estonia 9 months ago:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 9 months ago:

omg this is a jacked up question
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MrsLadyLee Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Gold Crown from Wisconsin, United States 9 months ago:

any girl who has had an uti or any one who has had a kidney stone would know
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guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom 9 months ago:

they could be blunt blades
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guest from Texas, United States 9 months ago:

Uh hu....oh no no no no no (in my perry voice)
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guest from Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom 9 months ago:

crapping razer blades means getting into trouble just sh*t ur self

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