Would you rather have (By 2CRAZYGUYS Bronze MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 5 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
3,009 votes
52.8%
47.2%
Girls
1,754 votes
64.9%
35.1%
Unknowns
251,728 votes
55.39%
44.61%

Votes by country map view

United States
131,297 votes
55%
45%
United Kingdom
35,438 votes
58%
42%
Australia
18,752 votes
57%
43%
Canada
12,838 votes
55%
45%
Spain
7,709 votes
67%
33%
Unknown
5,497 votes
55%
45%
New Zealand
3,240 votes
55%
45%
Ireland
2,877 votes
56%
44%
Mexico
2,750 votes
51%
49%
Argentina
2,606 votes
41%
59%
Netherlands
2,507 votes
48%
52%
Germany
1,381 votes
52%
48%
Norway
1,363 votes
46%
54%
Colombia
1,340 votes
47%
53%
Sweden
1,189 votes
48%
52%
South Africa
1,022 votes
57%
43%
France
979 votes
64%
36%
Finland
964 votes
66%
34%
Chile
940 votes
40%
60%
Singapore
899 votes
54%
46%
United Arab Emirates
883 votes
55%
45%
Denmark
833 votes
44%
56%
India
722 votes
69%
31%
Romania
694 votes
61%
39%
Portugal
655 votes
65%
35%
Belgium
627 votes
52%
48%
Peru
597 votes
50%
50%
Philippines
592 votes
67%
33%
Venezuela
559 votes
39%
61%
Malaysia
526 votes
53%
47%
Greece
426 votes
55%
45%
Saudi Arabia
405 votes
51%
49%
Ecuador
374 votes
52%
48%
Croatia
346 votes
53%
47%
Brazil
336 votes
49%
51%
Israel
333 votes
43%
57%
Indonesia
331 votes
52%
48%
Italy
325 votes
51%
49%
Switzerland
310 votes
54%
46%
Serbia
299 votes
50%
50%
Hong Kong
293 votes
55%
45%
Bulgaria
288 votes
57%
43%
Turkey
286 votes
55%
45%
Costa Rica
272 votes
46%
54%
Poland
255 votes
51%
49%
Austria
251 votes
62%
38%
Iceland
241 votes
43%
57%
Uruguay
239 votes
46%
54%
Jamaica
231 votes
50%
50%
Estonia
216 votes
54%
46%
Europe
216 votes
68%
32%
Japan
214 votes
55%
45%
Czech Republic
214 votes
45%
55%
Slovenia
213 votes
57%
43%
Puerto Rico
208 votes
45%
55%
Trinidad and Tobago
204 votes
48%
52%
Egypt
196 votes
49%
51%
Thailand
179 votes
49%
51%
Hungary
179 votes
51%
49%
Kuwait
175 votes
52%
48%
Pakistan
158 votes
66%
34%
Dominican Republic
157 votes
52%
48%
Panama
148 votes
45%
55%
Malta
148 votes
53%
47%
Lebanon
141 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
140 votes
59%
41%
Albania
129 votes
55%
45%
Republic of Lithuania
120 votes
53%
47%
El Salvador
117 votes
47%
53%
Bahamas
112 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
111 votes
41%
59%
Latvia
110 votes
40%
60%
Cyprus
107 votes
57%
43%
Macedonia
107 votes
57%
43%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
106 votes
43%
57%
Slovakia
104 votes
49%
51%
Honduras
94 votes
40%
60%
Unknown
91 votes
51%
49%
Morocco
88 votes
58%
42%
Bolivia
88 votes
47%
53%
China
87 votes
54%
46%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
84 votes
51%
49%
Paraguay
79 votes
35%
65%
Vietnam
76 votes
55%
45%
Kenya
74 votes
55%
45%
Bahrain
73 votes
55%
45%
South Korea
72 votes
61%
39%
Lithuania
69 votes
57%
43%
Anonymous Proxy
67 votes
64%
36%
Barbados
66 votes
62%
38%
Jordan
63 votes
49%
51%
Guam
60 votes
58%
42%
Jersey
59 votes
61%
39%
Taiwan
58 votes
48%
52%
Nicaragua
55 votes
67%
33%
Republic of Korea
55 votes
49%
51%
Bangladesh
52 votes
62%
38%
Russia
48 votes
54%
46%
Oman
47 votes
64%
36%
Tunisia
46 votes
50%
50%
Iraq
45 votes
56%
44%
Russian Federation
44 votes
50%
50%
Algeria
38 votes
47%
53%
Sri Lanka
38 votes
68%
32%
Seychelles
38 votes
50%
50%
Bermuda
37 votes
57%
43%
Isle of Man
36 votes
44%
56%
Aruba
36 votes
58%
42%
Maldives
36 votes
64%
36%
Mauritius
34 votes
47%
53%
Luxembourg
34 votes
47%
53%
Georgia
32 votes
63%
37%
Ukraine
32 votes
50%
50%
Nigeria
30 votes
70%
30%
Montenegro
29 votes
48%
52%
Nepal
28 votes
71%
29%
Suriname
27 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
24 votes
38%
62%
Namibia
23 votes
48%
52%
Faroe Islands
23 votes
39%
61%
Curaçao
23 votes
39%
61%
Belize
22 votes
50%
50%
Guyana
22 votes
55%
45%
Guernsey
20 votes
50%
50%
Brunei
19 votes
63%
37%
Antigua and Barbuda
17 votes
76%
24%
Gibraltar
17 votes
35%
65%
Ghana
17 votes
71%
29%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
16 votes
44%
56%
Andorra
16 votes
75%
25%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
15 votes
67%
33%
Cambodia
15 votes
47%
53%
Iran
15 votes
33%
67%
Mariana Islands
14 votes
57%
43%
Cayman Islands
14 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
14 votes
43%
57%
Azerbaijan
13 votes
46%
54%
Mongolia
11 votes
55%
45%
Saint Lucia
11 votes
64%
36%
Fiji
11 votes
64%
36%
Armenia
11 votes
55%
45%
U.S. Virgin Islands
11 votes
45%
55%
Zimbabwe
10 votes
70%
30%
Botswana
10 votes
80%
20%
Brunei Darussalam
9 votes
56%
44%
Senegal
9 votes
100%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
9 votes
44%
56%
Palestine
9 votes
44%
56%
Palestinian Territory
8 votes
50%
50%
Sudan
8 votes
75%
25%
Belarus
8 votes
63%
37%
Zambia
7 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
7 votes
43%
57%
Anguilla
7 votes
29%
71%
Uganda
6 votes
33%
67%
Macau
6 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
6 votes
33%
67%
Republic of Moldova
6 votes
33%
67%
Myanmar [Burma]
6 votes
83%
17%
Tanzania
6 votes
67%
33%
Kazakhstan
5 votes
80%
20%
Haiti
5 votes
80%
20%
Guadeloupe
5 votes
40%
60%
Virgin Islands, British
5 votes
80%
20%
Moldova, Republic of
5 votes
40%
60%
Grenada
5 votes
40%
60%
Syria
5 votes
60%
40%
Afghanistan
4 votes
50%
50%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
4 votes
75%
25%
Swaziland
4 votes
50%
50%
Macao
4 votes
25%
75%
American Samoa
4 votes
75%
25%
Gambia
4 votes
25%
75%
Sint Maarten
4 votes
75%
25%
Dominica
4 votes
50%
50%
Kyrgyzstan
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
33%
67%
Greenland
3 votes
67%
33%
Syrian Arab Republic
3 votes
67%
33%
Tanzania, United Republic of
3 votes
33%
67%
Cook Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
Libya
3 votes
33%
67%
Cuba
3 votes
33%
67%
Somalia
3 votes
33%
67%
Madagascar
2 votes
100%
Satellite Provider
2 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
2 votes
50%
50%
Yemen
2 votes
50%
50%
Uzbekistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Angola
2 votes
50%
50%
Tonga
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Asia/Pacific Region
2 votes
100%
Djibouti
2 votes
50%
50%
Laos
2 votes
100%
Åland
2 votes
100%
Cameroon
2 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Réunion
2 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
2 votes
100%
Ivory Coast
2 votes
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Malawi
1 vote
100%
Aland Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
Ethiopia
1 vote
100%
Kosovo
1 vote
100%
Benin
1 vote
100%
Monaco
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
Equatorial Guinea
1 vote
100%
Bonaire
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
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    5 years ago
    ico +311
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    constipation is gunna end with explosive diarrhea
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    5 years ago
    ico +289
    guest from Florida, United States
    i choose diarrhea. ill destroy every single toilet i can find!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    im already constipated
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I will be a superhero
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Constipation is so much more painful.
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    2 days ago
    ico
    guest from Gauteng, South Africa
    I already have constipation
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Just did the other day
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    PUNISH YOUR TOILET!!!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    lol
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i had constipation and all u do is before u poop take a quick bath and let the water soak in ur @ss
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I want to explode
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I get to feel skinny for a little after the diarrhea.haha
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    I'm lack - tos -and talerant, so it's pretty much the same thing.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I don't ever have dirrea so
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    FireStarPlayzz FemaleBronze Medal from Arkansas, United States
    not gonna answer this one..
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Suffolk, United Kingdom
    i could poo on evryone,s face tho
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Constipation can go away easily
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    im not dying. NOT TODAY
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    noobs
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Constipation SUJUJCKS
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    EXPLOSIVE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    I am already constipated it feels like I'm pooping a brick
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    OH NO! XD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    What's up with the diarriea
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    Really
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    Just walk up to a bully BOOM
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I will blow up my school muhahahahhahahahhahahahaha to far
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    yay one time ITS OVER
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    You gotta let it out
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Provincia de Alajuela, Costa Rica
    id sh*t from the tallest building i can find.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    i have to be constipation
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    The 55% r retarded
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    this is watt you do poop in the walmart stores for a month and u will feel much better after explosive diarrhe
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    That have pills and drinks you know
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Thats only IF I have diarrhea
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    thats a cool superpower
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    constipation feels good
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    2 months ago
    ico
    SycoTacticz Bronze Medal from New York, United States
    jackie chan
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Hell Ya I can destroy sh*t
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    For how long
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    POOP ON TEH TOILETS THE EPIK POOP XD EPIC POOP
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    omg lol
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I already do
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Constipation really hurts . I know from experience.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    That was a stupid would you rather and nasty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Rather not poop
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from York, United Kingdom
    your dipshts
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    Boooboboooooooommmmmm
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    i don't care about explosive diarrhea I had it once and it did hurt but I'm totally fine
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Cool
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    my brother has constipation so idc
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Already have it
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Constipation because I had diarrhea and it is the worst
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    thats what happens to me every day
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    werd
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Waaaa
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Constipation is so annoying
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    sh*t that goes boom
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    You can pop meh dunno. Wha to sa so I sa dis
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Just so I have a excuse to get out of class
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm already constipated
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    OH HELL NOOOO
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    NONE
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Exspsive diarrhea is gross
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    I wish I could have diarrhea so I can explode my diapers
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    It hurts when you are constipated
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    There is something called diapers you dummies
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
    WHY IS THERE SO MANY DIARRHEA QUESTIONS?!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    i sh*t myself all the time
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I could nuke china. Well I meant to microwave the takeout
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    4 months ago
    ico
    alexm15 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Florida, United States
    As a person who's suffered both in his lifetime, I choose... not to be an asshole to the person that has to clean up the mess and take constipation. Besides, there's nothing quite like the relief of an empty gut afterwards. With diarrhea, you never no when you're done.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Hahahahaha the janitor ha
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    WHy are these questions
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    I am gay like thebrainbiw
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    I'm gay and I like sh*t
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    constipated
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    WHO CARES
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Guest from United States same
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    It's gonna get explosive anyway
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    lol
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    explode! diarrhea ATACK!!!!!!!!!!
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    explosive constapation
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    help me
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    If u did explosive diarrhea, u r weird. U might even mess the whole toilet up u puppy's!
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    I already have diarrhea every day sooo yeah
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    i like when people smell it so i can laugh and blam it on them
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    I hd to go to hospital for a week and have medicine to make me have diarrhea coz i was soo constipated, diarrhea for the win! No jokes
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Tyneside, United Kingdom
    FLOOD THE SEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    5 months ago
    ico
    Izzynat MaleBronze Medal from New Hampshire, United States
    I've had both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I suffer from serious constipation and its not fun
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    I already have constipation
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    5 months ago
    ico
    Courtney_Dash FemaleBronze Medal from Missouri, United States
    I would be skinny. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    Cortyloo FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New South Wales, Australia
    atleast you wont die from not sh*tting
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    6 months ago
    ico
    queenkayla FemaleBronze Medal from New Jersey, United States
    at least it feels good coming out
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    6 months ago
    ico
    Megament12315 FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from South Carolina, United States
    at least it will come out
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I constpate all the time!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    wierdperson123 MaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from Indiana, United States
    i have had this going on for over three years
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Well i guess i get the enjoyment of both
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    go to vanossgaming DIARRHEA GUN B*TCH
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    6 months ago
    ico
    explosive diarriha xD
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Oh
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    I'm a girl so
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    7 months ago
    ico
    blow pepole up!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    i will TROLL so hard
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    It would be fun
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Go to a doctor and it won't really hurt
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i could piss off the janitor
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    explosive diarrhea would be funny
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I have it
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Crap on the people you hate
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Robbing Banks would be easy
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Toilet chair!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Aberdeenshire, United Kingdom
    i already have constipation so
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Explosive diarrhea will kill you sometimes so...
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Either have it in and always need to sh*t, or constantly sh*t. Either way you will be living on a toilet.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Yay now I can sh*t all over my peep pillow
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    8 months ago
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    barikam FemaleSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    Who cares both r bad
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Either way,you would still explode.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Gauteng, South Africa
    i dont want diarrhea
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    9 months ago
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    flamesnakeeye Male from Virginia, United States
    Wait what if u already have it
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    9 months ago
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    iiWorstMommentsii MaleGold Medal from California, United States
    i do it to someone not in the bathroom
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Gateshead, United Kingdom
    U whont run out of food now will we
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    imagine if u had constipation and diarrhea at the same time
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Already got constipation
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    nothing gets worse than constipation tho
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    9 months ago
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    dinauriand MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Colorado, United States
    Poop right and squat...
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Bavaria, Germany
    Ill be diarrhea man
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    10 months ago
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    guest Bronze Medal from Victoria, Australia
    constipation ends after an hour EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ENDS AFTER LIKE 5
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I'LL TAKE OUT MY ENIMIES!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I would explode diarrhoea at school on my work XD
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    10 months ago
    ico
    Duh
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    10 months ago
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    jhawk12341 MaleSilver Medal from Texas, United States
    long time on da pooper( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    every time I poo I would say get down
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    In the public bathroom hehe
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    There's anti constipation pills
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Well for how long?
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I don't like diarrhea
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    11 months ago
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    Wolfie10 MaleSilver Medal from Indiana, United States
    I already have contipation
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Plymouth, United Kingdom
    my sister has that all the time and shes fine
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    I already had constipation so f%ck you
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    1000000000 wipes
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    hulk would do that crushing a toilet
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Constipation is AWFUL
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    constipation isnt even that bad
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    11 months ago
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    chancev MaleBronze Medal from Arkansas, United States
    hahhahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Just so I can yell FIRE IN THE HOLE
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    11 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    44% of people need to take another sh*t
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Already constipated
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    LOL when u do a prank now that u do explosive diarrhea it will be real but u lie and say it's chocolate with stuff that makes it smell bad XD
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Baladiyat ad Dawhah, Qatar
    yea man
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Delaware, United States
    I GOT A SUPPER POWERRRRRR
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Duh
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    AHAHHAHAAHA
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    You have no idea what living with IBS is like. I have it and am so glad I have IBS C (constipation) and not IBS D.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Alluha crap-ba!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Kuhboomeh!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    it dosnt say how long your constipated for
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    1 year ago
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    mariak2 MaleBronze Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    TATICAL NUKE LOLOL GET OUT OF THE JD GET OUT OF THE BATH... [didkskskskskskskskkdkdkdkskdkdkdk] room
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    1 year ago
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    galloc1 MaleBronze Medal from South Australia, Australia
    I'd barf on some bi****s head
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    1 year ago
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    partygurl0 FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Missouri, United States
    OH WELL, FOR 1 SEC!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Entre Ríos Province, Argentina
    There is nothing better than taking out that explosive diarrhea from your body!
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    1 year ago
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    Roasting_kid_1995 MaleBronze Medal from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    Time to go with da hippoe
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Baden-Württemberg, Germany
    HEMORRHOIDS
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    1 year ago
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    ThomasTheDankEngine MaleSilver Medal from Missouri, United States
    I wud sh*t onn eey booty Ai fond m10
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    1 year ago
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    MisterOid Male from Quebec, Canada
    this guy have no penis
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    These are so old
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    1 year ago
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    guest Silver Medal from Washington, United States
    X}
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    1 year ago
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    Eralejan Gold MedalSuper Star from Andalusia, Spain
    Both
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    1 year ago
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    xanos_alpha from Florida, United States
    for those of you that chose constipation, congratulations on your colon cancer
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    prunes anyone?
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    1 year ago
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    Koalacute556 FemaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    idc
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    If I get to live
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    1 year ago
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    Noghdemons5 Silver Medal from Indiana, United States
    Walk down the road then boom projectile sh*t
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    well well mcdonalds, here I come
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    get it all out better out than in ps no1 is painful :o
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    1 year ago
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    Mr_Nasty MaleBronze Medal from Oregon, United States
    Explosive diarrhea is not so bad
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Brunswick, Canada
    explosive diarrhea would be awsome
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    1 year ago
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    Troxin MaleSilver Medal from Virginia, United States
    I get both a lot so I'd pick diarrhea
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    1 year ago
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    XironDarkar Male from Bogota D.C., Colombia
    I have constipation :(
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    WHAT ARE THESE
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Poop.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    ...
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    1 year ago
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    franciscop Male from Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay
    i don't pay the toilet paper :D
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    1 year ago
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    arianagrande4eva FemaleBronze Medal from Virginia, United States
    Aren't they the same thing?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I DON'T WANT HEMORRHOIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    Go to a dam docter
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Explosive diarrhea will make a flood, constipation will not, you'll just be on the toilet a lot
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    1 year ago
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    LOL999 FemaleGold MedalSilver TrophyBlue Star from Florida, United States
    i had it before, its not bad if you get water to soften it
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    if u try to have sex u will just poop all over the person
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I have started ww3
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    2 words: prune juice
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    1 year ago
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    CATKITTYKITTEN Silver Medal from Kansas, United States
    KA BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    1 year ago
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    guest Gold MedalBlue Star from Kansas, United States
    at least i wont poop my pants
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    constipation basiclly you giving birth but in your butt
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    EXPLODE MY FRIENDS
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    1 year ago
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    BabyFox143 MaleBronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    Constipation can easily be fixed with meds.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Constipation is the worst thing in the world!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Better in than out i always say
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    1 year ago
    ico
    That explosive bit just made me freak out.