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Would you rather have By 2CRAZYGUYS Bronze MedalGold TrophyBlue StarDiamondGold Crown 1 year ago

constipation

OR

38,758 votes
232 comments

explosive diarrhea
Guys
646 votes
54.8%
45.2%
Girls
540 votes
65.4%
34.6%
Unknowns
37,572 votes
57.14%
42.86%
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57%
43%
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62%
38%
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56%
44%
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62%
38%
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303 votes
58%
42%
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295 votes
54%
46%
Norway
205 votes
45%
55%
Netherlands
176 votes
55%
45%
Germany
154 votes
52%
48%
France
106 votes
76%
24%
Sweden
104 votes
61%
39%
Portugal
103 votes
77%
23%
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74 votes
47%
53%
Singapore
70 votes
60%
40%
Mexico
69 votes
67%
33%
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56 votes
66%
34%
South Africa
54 votes
59%
41%
Romania
53 votes
53%
47%
Philippines
52 votes
71%
29%
India
48 votes
73%
27%
United Arab Emirates
48 votes
63%
37%
Brazil
45 votes
60%
40%
Saudi Arabia
41 votes
46%
54%
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41 votes
73%
27%
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38 votes
74%
26%
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38 votes
61%
39%
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35 votes
51%
49%
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33 votes
58%
42%
Belgium
33 votes
45%
55%
Malaysia
32 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
30 votes
63%
37%
Jamaica
30 votes
60%
40%
Switzerland
28 votes
46%
54%
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26 votes
69%
31%
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42%
58%
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61%
39%
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22 votes
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19 votes
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42%
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36%
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13 votes
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12 votes
42%
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11 votes
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Trinidad and Tobago
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56%
Russian Federation
8 votes
25%
75%
Ecuador
8 votes
63%
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50%
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57%
43%
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7 votes
71%
29%
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Costa Rica
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71%
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6 votes
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33%
Morocco
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83%
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60%
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3 votes
33%
67%
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3 votes
33%
67%
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3 votes
33%
67%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
3 votes
100%
Macedonia
3 votes
67%
33%
Aruba
3 votes
33%
67%
Mongolia
3 votes
100%
Algeria
3 votes
33%
67%
Nigeria
3 votes
33%
67%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
3 votes
33%
67%
Senegal
2 votes
100%
Guernsey
2 votes
100%
Guyana
2 votes
50%
50%
Europe
2 votes
100%
Brunei Darussalam
2 votes
100%
Guatemala
2 votes
100%
Iraq
2 votes
50%
50%
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2 votes
50%
50%
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2 votes
100%
Nicaragua
2 votes
50%
50%
Honduras
2 votes
100%
Georgia
2 votes
100%
Macau
2 votes
50%
50%
Uganda
2 votes
50%
50%
Gibraltar
2 votes
50%
50%
Belarus
1 vote
100%
Suriname
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Faroe Islands
1 vote
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
1 vote
100%
Madagascar
1 vote
100%
Montenegro
1 vote
100%
Nepal
1 vote
100%
Montserrat
1 vote
100%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
1 vote
100%
Maldives
1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
Greenland
1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
Haiti
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Cayman Islands
1 vote
100%
Myanmar
1 vote
100%
Sudan
1 vote
100%
Belize
1 vote
100%
Tunisia
1 vote
100%
Kazakhstan
1 vote
100%
Afghanistan
1 vote
100%
Oman
1 vote
100%
Cambodia
1 vote
100%
Ghana
1 vote
100%
Mozambique
1 vote
100%
Azerbaijan
1 vote
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    guest from Tennessee, United States 1 year ago:
    constipation is gunna end with explosive diarrhea
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    guest from Florida, United States 1 year ago:
    i choose diarrhea. ill destroy every single toilet i can find!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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    guest from Michigan, United States 2 days ago:
    constipation
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    guest from Maryland, United States 2 days ago:
    constipation
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    guest from California, United States 4 days ago:
    Second one
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    guest from Nevada, United States 5 days ago:
    Ive had both
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    guest from California, United States 6 days ago:
    Shit
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    guest from Texas, United States 6 days ago:
    Constipation
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    guest from Virginia, United States 1 week ago:
    Diarrhea isn't a f*cking joke that sh*t hurts so much!!!
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    guest from Georgia, United States 2 weeks ago:
    Constipation
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    NeonBooFemaleBronze Medal from British Columbia, Canada 2 weeks ago:
    MY DIAREA EXPLODES MOMMY! 10 SECONDS LATER CLEAN UP THE FRICKEN BATHROOM GIRL YA HAE SOME KIND OF PROPLEM
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    guest from Virginia, United States 2 weeks ago:
    Constipation that's why I rarely eat spic food
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    xTOHYAxMaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Ireland 2 weeks ago:
    Constipation. It's far more manageable.
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    LegallyaliveFemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Maryland, United States 3 weeks ago:
    .. For how long ?
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 weeks ago:
    The picture the guy has no penis
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    discman91MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Florida, United States 3 weeks ago:
    Where going to need another toilet
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    guest from Alabama, United States 1 month ago:
    O:
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    NathanH98MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Herefordshire, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    Quick and easy
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    AlleamaxyFemaleBronze Medal from Auckland, New Zealand 1 month ago:
    Diarrhea. At least then can loose some weight xD
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    guest from Arizona, United States 1 month ago:
    lol
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    guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:
    More time to browse reddit on my phone
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    johnb3Male from Texas, United States 1 month ago:
    whould you rather have sex with your mom or get your balls cut off
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    guest from Alberta, Canada 1 month ago:
    ..... My dad haz bitg
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    supaboyySilver Medal from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:
    Constipation hurts more than explosive diarrhea. Plus you get the explosive diarrhea when your done with constipation so i just skipped one step.
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    supaboyySilver Medal from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:
    They both burn but constipation hurts
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia 1 month ago:
    sh*t
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    guest from the United States 1 month ago:
    diareah
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    guest from Kentucky, United States 1 month ago:
    at least explosive diarrhea gets the poo out
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    guest from Ireland 1 month ago:
    better out than in i always say
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    guest from the United States 1 month ago:
    constparion
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    guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:
    be a guy and have a girl rip open your ball sack take out your balls put fill them with estrogine put toothpicks through them drop a cinder block on them set them on fire blow them up rip them off cut off the scrotum put a scredriver into your penis cut your penis into cube shapes then sew up the opening and cut an opening under beaneath your legs
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    guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:
    how bout have a girl rip open your ball sack put toothpicks in your balls dropping a cinder block on them and then cut up your penis into tiny cubes or be a woman and have a guy cut off your clitoris completely sew your vagina shut and stab your boobs and squeeze out whats in thte
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    guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:
    you can die from constipation
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    guest from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:
    No
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    guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:
    comstipation
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    chowchow48Silver Medal from New York, United States 1 month ago:
    Diarrhea takes years to clean up man!!
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    guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:
    It's called Mirlax
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    guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:
    SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Maryland, United States 2 months ago:
    lol
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    guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    Very sexual and dirty
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    guest from Tennessee, United States 2 months ago:
    constipation
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    guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:
    If you have explosive diarrhea yu do realize you will explode too right!
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    guest from California, United States 2 months ago:
    YEAH DESTROY EVERYTHING
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    guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    Actually, I'd rather skip
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    guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:
    diarrehea
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    guest from Ireland 2 months ago:
    So awesome dude
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States 2 months ago:
    diarrhea smells nasty and no one will like you even if yo spray i will still smell bad
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    guest from Australia 2 months ago:
    Constipation
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 2 months ago:
    lets da funz begins!
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    guest from Maryland, United States 2 months ago:
    Explosive diarrhea
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    guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    idk
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    guest from Australia 2 months ago:
    atleast it comes out with diarrhea
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    guest from New Jersey, United States 3 months ago:
    CONSTIPATION
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    guest from Washington, United States 3 months ago:
    Explosive diarrhe
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    guest from Australia 3 months ago:
    Um...
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    guest from Louisiana, United States 3 months ago:
    constipation
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    guest from the United States 3 months ago:
    Why on the right he has no dick?
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    guest from South Dakota, United States 3 months ago:
    Everything I do.. I do it hard
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    guest from the United States 3 months ago:
    I CAN POOP ON THE PEOPLE I HATE! MWA HA HA HAAAAA!!
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    guest from Waikato, New Zealand 3 months ago:
    Constipation probably.
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    guest from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:
    Constipation. You people are sick
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    guest from New Jersey, United States 3 months ago:
    explosive diarrahrea
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    PeritwinkleFemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States 3 months ago:
    Constipation feels so good when you're done.
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    guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom 3 months ago:
    Meh you can get laxatives
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    guest from South Australia, Australia 4 months ago:
    Constipation
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    RageMaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondBronze Crown from Alabama, United States 4 months ago:
    constipation is gunna end with explosive diarrhea .!!!!!!
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    guest from Kansas, United States 4 months ago:
    Explosive diarrhea
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:
    No
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    guest from California, United States 4 months ago:
    Neither
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    guest from California, United States 4 months ago:
    Niether
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    guest from California, United States 4 months ago:
    Constipation
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    guest from Ontario, Canada 4 months ago:
    I know how to get rid of itt
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    guest from the United States 4 months ago:
    Explosive diariah
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    guest from New Jersey, United States 4 months ago:
    constipation
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    guest from Missouri, United States 4 months ago:
    I've had constipation before. It isn't that bad.
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    guest from California, United States 4 months ago:
    Exploslive diarrhea
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:
    Constipayion
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:
    Constipation
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    guest from the United Kingdom 4 months ago:
    gah, the stings...
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    guest from the United Kingdom 4 months ago:
    diohreah hurts FAR TOO MUCH!
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    guest from the United States 5 months ago:
    Explosive diaryira
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    guest from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:
    I lik the feeling of being constipated better
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 5 months ago:
    Explosive diarrhea would be kinda funny
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    guest from Australia 5 months ago:
    Can't smell constipation
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    guest from the United States 5 months ago:
    Explosive
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    guest from Australia 5 months ago:
    U can't smell constipation. ;)
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    guest from Virginia, United States 5 months ago:
    Ifunny b*tches
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    guest from Florida, United States 5 months ago:
    dropin chiomiconga bombs
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    guest from California, United States 5 months ago:
    Man, nothing is more satisfying then letting explosive diarrhea go after panicking to find an open toilet. Seems like every time I need to pinch a piping hot loaf all the stalls are taken...
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    guest from California, United States 5 months ago:
    Constantly?
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States 5 months ago:
    hugh.....the diahrea
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    guest from Texas, United States 5 months ago:
    Constipation
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    guest from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:
    Would you rather?!
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    guest from the United States 5 months ago:
    Lol
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    guest from California, United States 5 months ago:
    Constipation
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    guest from Bristol, City of, United Kingdom 5 months ago:
    Well I don't want diarrhoea anyway!!!
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 5 months ago:
    explosive diarrhea
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 5 months ago:
    Explosive diarrhea
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    ecakb98FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Honduras 6 months ago:
    sh*t just got real
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    guest from Michigan, United States 6 months ago:
    thats just nasty
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    guest from Illinois, United States 6 months ago:
    lame
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    guest from Lima, Peru 6 months ago:
    you'll lose weight :D