Would you rather have (By jomarc FemaleSite Owner's Girlfriend 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,727 votes
39.9%
60.1%
Girls
2,644 votes
56.4%
43.6%
Unknowns
248,140 votes
45.52%
54.48%

Votes by country map view

United States
165,754 votes
48%
52%
United Kingdom
19,960 votes
38%
62%
Canada
14,463 votes
42%
58%
Australia
13,805 votes
40%
60%
Unknown
4,536 votes
49%
51%
Germany
2,449 votes
38%
62%
New Zealand
2,279 votes
39%
61%
Netherlands
1,988 votes
40%
60%
Ireland
1,785 votes
39%
61%
Norway
1,297 votes
32%
68%
Sweden
1,208 votes
39%
61%
France
1,164 votes
38%
62%
Singapore
959 votes
62%
38%
Mexico
924 votes
52%
48%
Portugal
921 votes
40%
60%
Denmark
829 votes
45%
55%
United Arab Emirates
716 votes
25%
75%
South Africa
707 votes
46%
54%
Philippines
703 votes
65%
35%
Italy
686 votes
44%
56%
Romania
657 votes
44%
56%
India
615 votes
39%
61%
Brazil
597 votes
45%
55%
Finland
553 votes
45%
55%
Spain
489 votes
43%
57%
Hong Kong
442 votes
63%
37%
Belgium
440 votes
37%
63%
Croatia
393 votes
33%
67%
Malaysia
383 votes
42%
58%
Israel
380 votes
33%
67%
Saudi Arabia
379 votes
11
89%
Switzerland
354 votes
39%
61%
Serbia
334 votes
39%
61%
Austria
320 votes
38%
62%
Greece
316 votes
44%
56%
Japan
291 votes
52%
48%
Puerto Rico
280 votes
46%
54%
Turkey
276 votes
33%
67%
Slovenia
262 votes
40%
60%
China
257 votes
54%
46%
Indonesia
253 votes
51%
49%
Poland
249 votes
41%
59%
Bulgaria
223 votes
36%
64%
Czech Republic
213 votes
43%
57%
Argentina
207 votes
51%
49%
South Korea
206 votes
48%
52%
Colombia
196 votes
42%
58%
Iceland
185 votes
25%
75%
Egypt
174 votes
18%
82%
Estonia
173 votes
45%
55%
Taiwan
173 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
163 votes
39%
61%
Thailand
159 votes
52%
48%
Lithuania
154 votes
36%
64%
Qatar
132 votes
32%
68%
Hungary
126 votes
51%
49%
Kuwait
125 votes
12
88%
Pakistan
118 votes
14%
86%
Slovakia
111 votes
27%
73%
Malta
108 votes
51%
49%
Jordan
108 votes
17%
83%
Latvia
106 votes
32%
68%
Lebanon
103 votes
25%
75%
Jamaica
101 votes
48%
52%
Dominican Republic
98 votes
43%
57%
Cyprus
98 votes
39%
61%
Chile
97 votes
56%
44%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
93 votes
24%
76%
Costa Rica
93 votes
52%
48%
Anonymous Proxy
91 votes
38%
62%
Trinidad and Tobago
85 votes
34%
66%
Europe
82 votes
34%
66%
Macedonia
76 votes
45%
55%
Panama
72 votes
47%
53%
Venezuela
70 votes
56%
44%
Bahamas
67 votes
55%
45%
Morocco
66 votes
35%
65%
Vietnam
65 votes
52%
48%
Bahrain
64 votes
17%
83%
Albania
63 votes
32%
68%
Guam
62 votes
68%
32%
Jersey
58 votes
47%
53%
Ukraine
56 votes
43%
57%
Luxembourg
50 votes
42%
58%
Kenya
49 votes
29%
71%
Guatemala
46 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
45 votes
51%
49%
Honduras
42 votes
55%
45%
Peru
40 votes
55%
45%
Georgia
39 votes
36%
64%
Isle of Man
37 votes
54%
46%
Ecuador
35 votes
31%
69%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
35 votes
31%
69%
Mauritius
32 votes
34%
66%
Barbados
32 votes
44%
56%
Tunisia
32 votes
13
87%
Brunei Darussalam
32 votes
22%
78%
Bermuda
31 votes
58%
42%
Oman
27 votes
11
89%
Guernsey
26 votes
46%
54%
Algeria
24 votes
29%
71%
Aruba
22 votes
45%
55%
Bolivia
22 votes
32%
68%
Nigeria
22 votes
68%
32%
Bangladesh
21 votes
24%
76%
Uruguay
21 votes
62%
38%
Maldives
21 votes
10
90%
Faroe Islands
20 votes
40%
60%
Cayman Islands
20 votes
45%
55%
Sri Lanka
20 votes
30%
70%
Montenegro
20 votes
40%
60%
Mariana Islands
19 votes
58%
42%
Mongolia
19 votes
42%
58%
Antigua and Barbuda
18 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
18 votes
44%
56%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
12
88%
Nepal
17 votes
47%
53%
Iraq
17 votes
41%
59%
Gibraltar
17 votes
76%
24%
El Salvador
16 votes
56%
44%
Suriname
16 votes
44%
56%
Azerbaijan
15 votes
60%
40%
Cambodia
14 votes
64%
36%
Guyana
14 votes
36%
64%
Belize
12 votes
67%
33%
Sudan
12 votes
8
92%
Namibia
11 votes
27%
73%
Ghana
11 votes
27%
73%
Nicaragua
11 votes
45%
55%
Paraguay
11 votes
55%
45%
Syrian Arab Republic
9 votes
33%
67%
Uganda
9 votes
44%
56%
Afghanistan
9 votes
22%
78%
Moldova, Republic of
9 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
8 votes
63%
37%
Botswana
7 votes
43%
57%
Saint Lucia
7 votes
29%
71%
Kazakhstan
7 votes
57%
43%
Yemen
7 votes
14%
86%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
6 votes
17%
83%
Grenada
6 votes
33%
67%
Satellite Provider
6 votes
33%
67%
Tanzania, United Republic of
6 votes
83%
17%
Belarus
6 votes
33%
67%
Haiti
6 votes
33%
67%
Macau
5 votes
60%
40%
Madagascar
5 votes
60%
40%
Swaziland
5 votes
60%
40%
Armenia
5 votes
40%
60%
Montserrat
4 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
4 votes
50%
50%
Guadeloupe
4 votes
25%
75%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
100%
Aland Islands
4 votes
75%
25%
Senegal
4 votes
25%
75%
Zimbabwe
3 votes
67%
33%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Liechtenstein
3 votes
33%
67%
Myanmar
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
33%
67%
Dominica
3 votes
67%
33%
Anguilla
2 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
2 votes
50%
50%
Togo
2 votes
100%
Seychelles
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Monaco
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
100%
Angola
2 votes
100%
Mozambique
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +680
    guest from Texas, United States
    monkeys eat faces
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    2 years ago
    ico +354
    guest from Virginia, United States
    i have a piggy her name is piglet :)
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    3 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Wild animals are not ment to be in cages
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    18 hours ago
    ico
    idontknowaname from the United States
    they never said if it can be a big monkey so I would have a baby monkey and train it to bring me things when I ask for it for a treat
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    21 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Monkeys can pass on diseases that are life-threatening to humans. So I'd have to go with the mini pig. Both are cute, however!
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Crap throwers or something honey boo boo had?
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    Do I also get the cake? :)
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    at least monkeys are'nt messy, well, maybe... but..
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    GO TEAM Steve!
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    54% of people want their faces mauled off.
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Pigs aren't overly protective
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    after like a year tht monkey getting bucked
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I already have a teacup pig
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I already live with monkeys- my family
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Wigan, United Kingdom
    Sorry, but I'm having a mini-pig..... ON MY BARBEQUE!!! MWUHAHAAHA
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Pigs are cute.Just watch Charletts web
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    1 week ago
    ico
    both are throwing crap at you...
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Pigs would grow up to be gross
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    1 week ago
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    GoldenFish FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    monkeys freak me out tbh.
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    1 week ago
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    drewd2 FemaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from California, United States
    Never will I think of monkeys that way again. #dawnplanetoftheapes
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Kenya
    pigs are nasty
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Monkeys take a knife and try to kill Craig Feldspar!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ever owned a monkey? EVERY person who has ever owned will tell you monkeys are assholes. (Or be nice and say they are a handful)
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    1 week ago
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    victoriae FemaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    Michael Jackson had a monkey!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    At least mini pigs don't throw crap at you
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    monkeys are cute
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    the monky will get my drinks and ill get its bananas
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    1 week ago
    ico
    Synthotic Silver Medal from New York, United States
    YAY BREAKFAST
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    My friend's brother once fed bacon to their teacup pig.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Do I look like honey boo boo
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    My pig is called lord bacon
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    ahaiser5 FemaleBronze Medal from Michigan, United States
    monkeys are creepy O_o
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guestfromminnesota Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States
    i'd teach it to smoke
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    pigs are cute
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    mini pigs a just out right adorbs
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I said on another post with monkey s and there scary
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    2 weeks ago
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    ryanb4 Male from California, United States
    ghn
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    They're just so cute
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I'll name it miss piggy! $$$$$$ cash cow $$$$$$
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    FrenchToastRoast FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Texas, United States
    Look at that adorable wittle piglet!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Gk
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    angelcake Bronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    at least pigs aren't really destructive monkeys be cra
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Linklinksilas Male from the United States
    Piggys are like the cutest animals on the planet especially minature ones and piglets
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    lilroro from the United States
    Pigs are awesome
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    Synthotic Silver Medal from New York, United States
    I wish I could change my answer! I WANT BACON
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pigs eat a ton of money away with all the food they need. A monkey is smart enough to work the streets and earn its own income.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    The monkey look adorable (from this picture) and I hate pigs and pork
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    The pig is unexplainable annoying and always following you and the monkey can kill you or save your life.depends on his mood swings
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    benb2 Male from Oregon, United States
    hey dude from texas you are retarded money dont i eat lice and ticks
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Dumb question
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Monkeys are smarter than pigs
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    pigs are fat
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Pigs don't throw sh*t at you.
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    When it grows up and dies, you will have bacon. And the piggy is cute when it eats cake :)
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    monkeys are cute!
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    no too cute
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    monkey throw sh*t
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Monkeys are scary
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Oink oink.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i ain't no pig, so i do'nt need one!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pigs don't throw poop
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    the monkey would grow up then become crazy
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Vermont, United States
    pigs-dont-throw-sh*t-at-your-face
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    none
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    I would train my monkey to flip people off
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Monkey butler
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    1 month ago
    ico
    3P1CBANANA MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    bananas. wait. O S**** SWITCH SIDES BEFOR IT COMES TRUE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    PIGY
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    1 month ago
    ico
    People will get annoyed with my re-enactments of scenes from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    clearly 45% of you haven't seen Hangover...
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Awww :D
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ----------------- um ok I like piggies
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    Monkey.........:) fat sh*t piggy eat everything
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    i will name it Kenneth. It just looks like a Kenneth. Or maybe a Dimitri?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    We did te monkey cum
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    pigs mess everything up and your house would end up as a pigsty! DUMB
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pigs dont throgh crap at u
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Monkeys throw poop at u
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    CUTE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    So Cute
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    A monkey can kill u
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Ya mom oops I farted
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Hey mj did it right?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Vale of Glamorgan, The, United Kingdom
    is that cum in the picture?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    I NEED DA MONKEY
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I chose the wrng one.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    As a Black guy, I'd feel like a slaveowner
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    1 month ago
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    puppyisbored35 FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    monkeys throw shiz at you and rip your faces off
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    1 month ago
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    puppyisbored35 FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    monkeys eat your face off and pigs dont throw sh*t at you
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Monkeys can beat the crap out of you
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Northumberland, United Kingdom
    Justin bieber has a monkey
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pigs are slobs
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    1 month ago
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    madgeundersee FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Queensland, Australia
    Monkeys are evil. Unless it is Abu or Boots.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    A pig, so I can cook it and Eat it!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Awwwwwww:)
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I looove cute little piggy wiggyies lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    That pig looks cute and ugly at the same time :)