Would you rather have (By jomarc FemaleSite Owner's Girlfriend 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
3,211 votes
40.2%
59.8%
Girls
3,108 votes
56.2%
43.8%
Unknowns
299,809 votes
46.35%
53.65%

Votes by country map view

United States
194,769 votes
49%
51%
United Kingdom
25,270 votes
39%
61%
Australia
17,784 votes
42%
58%
Canada
17,036 votes
43%
57%
Unknown
9,042 votes
51%
49%
New Zealand
3,082 votes
40%
60%
Germany
2,819 votes
39%
61%
Netherlands
2,477 votes
40%
60%
Ireland
2,216 votes
39%
61%
Norway
1,535 votes
32%
68%
Sweden
1,530 votes
40%
60%
France
1,297 votes
38%
62%
Singapore
1,239 votes
62%
38%
Mexico
1,114 votes
52%
48%
Denmark
1,059 votes
46%
54%
Portugal
1,020 votes
40%
60%
South Africa
911 votes
46%
54%
United Arab Emirates
900 votes
25%
75%
Philippines
843 votes
67%
33%
Romania
825 votes
43%
57%
India
755 votes
38%
62%
Italy
713 votes
44%
56%
Finland
670 votes
46%
54%
Brazil
648 votes
46%
54%
Spain
559 votes
43%
57%
Hong Kong
523 votes
63%
37%
Belgium
511 votes
38%
62%
Croatia
483 votes
35%
65%
Saudi Arabia
475 votes
13
87%
Malaysia
473 votes
39%
61%
Israel
472 votes
34%
66%
Switzerland
421 votes
37%
63%
Greece
409 votes
45%
55%
Serbia
408 votes
40%
60%
Austria
374 votes
39%
61%
Turkey
335 votes
35%
65%
Japan
331 votes
53%
47%
Puerto Rico
317 votes
47%
53%
Indonesia
315 votes
51%
49%
Slovenia
313 votes
42%
58%
Poland
311 votes
43%
57%
China
274 votes
53%
47%
Bulgaria
270 votes
37%
63%
South Korea
243 votes
48%
52%
Czech Republic
242 votes
43%
57%
Argentina
239 votes
52%
48%
Colombia
230 votes
42%
58%
Iceland
216 votes
27%
73%
Estonia
214 votes
44%
56%
Egypt
207 votes
17%
83%
Europe
206 votes
38%
62%
Lithuania
198 votes
36%
64%
Russian Federation
192 votes
40%
60%
Thailand
188 votes
52%
48%
Taiwan
186 votes
61%
39%
Hungary
185 votes
48%
52%
Kuwait
156 votes
16%
84%
Qatar
153 votes
30%
70%
Pakistan
143 votes
13
87%
Slovakia
137 votes
30%
70%
Chile
128 votes
55%
45%
Jordan
128 votes
19%
81%
Latvia
123 votes
33%
67%
Jamaica
120 votes
49%
51%
Cyprus
119 votes
39%
61%
Dominican Republic
119 votes
40%
60%
Malta
118 votes
49%
51%
Lebanon
117 votes
25%
75%
Costa Rica
116 votes
53%
47%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
109 votes
25%
75%
Macedonia
103 votes
43%
57%
Trinidad and Tobago
101 votes
38%
62%
Anonymous Proxy
100 votes
40%
60%
Panama
92 votes
48%
52%
Albania
90 votes
30%
70%
Morocco
85 votes
32%
68%
Bahamas
81 votes
57%
43%
Vietnam
80 votes
56%
44%
Venezuela
78 votes
58%
42%
Bahrain
76 votes
16%
84%
Guam
74 votes
69%
31%
Ukraine
71 votes
39%
61%
Kenya
67 votes
30%
70%
Jersey
65 votes
45%
55%
Luxembourg
60 votes
38%
62%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
55%
45%
Guatemala
52 votes
56%
44%
Georgia
51 votes
37%
63%
Honduras
49 votes
55%
45%
Ecuador
48 votes
38%
62%
Barbados
47 votes
38%
62%
Peru
45 votes
60%
40%
Brunei Darussalam
43 votes
23%
77%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
43 votes
33%
67%
Isle of Man
43 votes
58%
42%
Tunisia
39 votes
13
87%
Mauritius
36 votes
31%
69%
Bermuda
35 votes
51%
49%
Oman
33 votes
9
91%
Bangladesh
31 votes
29%
71%
Maldives
30 votes
7
93%
Guernsey
30 votes
40%
60%
Faroe Islands
29 votes
41%
59%
Algeria
28 votes
25%
75%
Cayman Islands
28 votes
39%
61%
Sri Lanka
26 votes
27%
73%
Nigeria
26 votes
65%
35%
Uruguay
26 votes
62%
38%
Bolivia
25 votes
40%
60%
Aruba
25 votes
48%
52%
Montenegro
24 votes
33%
67%
Antigua and Barbuda
24 votes
58%
42%
Iraq
23 votes
35%
65%
Mongolia
22 votes
50%
50%
El Salvador
21 votes
62%
38%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
60%
40%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
47%
53%
Nepal
19 votes
47%
53%
Gibraltar
19 votes
68%
32%
Suriname
18 votes
39%
61%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
12
88%
Ghana
17 votes
29%
71%
Belize
17 votes
65%
35%
Cambodia
16 votes
69%
31%
Azerbaijan
16 votes
56%
44%
Guyana
15 votes
33%
67%
Namibia
15 votes
33%
67%
Seychelles
13 votes
46%
54%
Paraguay
13 votes
62%
38%
Syrian Arab Republic
12 votes
25%
75%
Kazakhstan
12 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
12 votes
67%
33%
Sudan
12 votes
8
92%
Uganda
11 votes
36%
64%
Nicaragua
11 votes
45%
55%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
30%
70%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
9 votes
44%
56%
Afghanistan
9 votes
22%
78%
Saint Lucia
9 votes
22%
78%
Botswana
8 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
8 votes
38%
62%
Belarus
8 votes
50%
50%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
8 votes
63%
37%
Grenada
8 votes
50%
50%
Armenia
7 votes
29%
71%
Myanmar
7 votes
43%
57%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
7 votes
14%
86%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
29%
71%
Macau
7 votes
71%
29%
Yemen
7 votes
14%
86%
Swaziland
5 votes
60%
40%
Turks and Caicos Islands
5 votes
60%
40%
Angola
5 votes
60%
40%
Senegal
5 votes
20%
80%
Dominica
5 votes
60%
40%
Guadeloupe
5 votes
20%
80%
Madagascar
5 votes
60%
40%
Asia/Pacific Region
5 votes
20%
80%
Virgin Islands, British
4 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
4 votes
50%
50%
Mozambique
4 votes
75%
25%
Montserrat
4 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
3 votes
33%
67%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Liechtenstein
3 votes
33%
67%
Reunion
3 votes
33%
67%
Zimbabwe
3 votes
67%
33%
Ethiopia
3 votes
33%
67%
Mauritania
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
100%
Togo
2 votes
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
2 votes
50%
50%
Anguilla
2 votes
50%
50%
Vanuatu
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
50%
50%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Burkina Faso
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +784
    guest from Texas, United States
    monkeys eat faces
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    2 years ago
    ico +417
    guest from Virginia, United States
    i have a piggy her name is piglet :)
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    8 hours ago
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    guest from New Brunswick, Canada
    I need bacon
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    10 hours ago
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    guest from the United States
    i hate both and im a girl lol
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    22 hours ago
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    LissiRawks FemaleSilver Medal from Washington, United States
    Monkeys can help with chores, and they are not as messy as pigs are.
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    2 days ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
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    2 days ago
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    guest from the United States
    Having a monkey as a pet is cruel
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    2 days ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    BACON
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    3 days ago
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    guest from Kilkenny, Ireland
    Hell yes.
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    3 days ago
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    guest from the United States
    pigs are adorable
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    3 days ago
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    jordyf Male from North Carolina, United States
    Monkeys must live in the wild!.... not domesticated
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    4 days ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    For wadlles
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    5 days ago
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    dorascaresmelots Bronze Medal from Alberta, Canada
    monkeys throw crap at you
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    a miniature pig is my dream so. ps. monkeys give Ebola so I don't want it.
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    1 week ago
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    guest from the United States
    monkeys are waaaaay overrated. trust me.
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Pigs are so adorable, not to mention monkeys throw crap at you.
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    1 week ago
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    guest from the United States
    monkeys are evil.When they try to take over the world, i will be up in there like COME AT ME MONKEYS
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Ireland
    MONKEYS HAVE EBOLA
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Mikey's are better than a pink thing the snore and grows into a fat thing.
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    1 week ago
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    adriennan Female from Iowa, United States
    bacon
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    1 week ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    monkey butla, dance for me!
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Just gonna throw feces at you
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    1 week ago
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    guest from New Zealand
    At least pigs don't throw STUFF at you
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Teacup pigs are awesome
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    1 week ago
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    DeusOfDucks Silver Medal from the United States
    Mini pig FTW!
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Monkeys will slowly rip apart every part of your house
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    bacon
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    monkeys are so CUTE
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    a pig named fredrick
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    RELEASE THE PIGS OF WAR!!!
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Sligo, Ireland
    The pictures are both creepy
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Syddanmark, Denmark
    Pigs are disgusting...
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    2 weeks ago
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    letsgowild12 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    guest from texas true
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    2 weeks ago
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    travis-10_ MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    It can grow up and get strong! pigs aremessy creatures!
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    2 words well actually 3)monkys are scary
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    pigs have killed less people
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Monkeys look like crap pigsrule
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    2 weeks ago
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    meowrychan Gold MedalBlue Star from Virginia, United States
    Pigs are easier to train.
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    well at least mine dosent throw $#!+
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    wtf monkeys b scratching n sh*t n throwing poop at you
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    I already have a miniature pig as a pet
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    monkies cut fingers
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    i might get one for christmas
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    When it gets too big, I can has barbecue
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    monkey wins
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ill make my monkey do chores
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    i shall name him Waddles
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    A monkey would be like a brother to me.
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    3 weeks ago
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    Galaxyman from Ohio, United States
    Monkeys are soooooo cute
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    3 weeks ago
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    sarahisabell Bronze Medal from Louisiana, United States
    I have 5 monkeys 18 pigs ( IM SO HAPPY BOUT DAT ) and 2 zebras at my farm ( ones a momma ones a baby
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Piggy !!!
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    4 weeks ago
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    Emori_Rain Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Yeah minutes can murder you
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Hawke's Bay, New Zealand
    It well be my slave
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    too cute
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Already have a pet monkey so...
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    1 month ago
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    trinityt Female from Kentucky, United States
    both just because they can be best friends
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    1 month ago
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    shaylap Female from Kentucky, United States
    both
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    Monkeys throw sh*t in your face
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    1 month ago
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    Epicness FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Minnesota, United States
    Dream pet
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    1 month ago
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    Hydar MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Victoria, Australia
    Monkey
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    1 month ago
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    dameanw MaleBronze Medal from the United States
    Piggy eat people
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Africa
    I mean babies my teacher had a friend once and the friend had a baby and then the pig snatched the baby and ate her
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Africa
    Oh and did you know pigs eat babie
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Africa
    Monkey are cute
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    This would be my way of protesting against bacon because I'm vegetarian.
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    1 month ago
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    Flyingmintbunny16 FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Pigs are so fcking adorable. Once on the news I saw a story about a lady who had a pet mokey and it LITERALLY tore her face. I am dead serious. Google it.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    PIGS!!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United Arab Emirates
    Cute piggy
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    "No we named the monkey jack"
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Monkeys cut fingers
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    1 month ago
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    pastafarian99 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    Piggy! Then bacon later
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    1 month ago
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    Dick-Bukkake Bronze MedalBronze Trophy from Massachusetts, United States
    Pig. I can make mini bacon when I get bored.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Newfoundland, Canada
    omg so cute
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I've always wanted one!!!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    You realize pigs are way cleaner than monkeys.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    the pig is less dangeruse and cuter
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Guys, monkeys belong in the wild. They are exotic animals that humans are incapable of giving the space and time for as pets.
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    1 month ago
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    Parker Silver Medal from California, United States
    3 pets srry but a monkey would also be more work
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    1 month ago
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    Parker Silver Medal from California, United States
    I already have three pers
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    Monkeys carry ebola(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Pigs are way better:)
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    1 month ago
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    aldob Male from California, United States
    At least my monkey will be trained...
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    i like trains- jesus
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    1 month ago
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    hyrum7 Silver MedalBlue Star from Arizona, United States
    Monkeys are awesome
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pigs are ugly and they rant soft
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    I have a pig named Nathan lidderdale
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    monkeys are violent
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Spain
    pigs don't throw crap at your face
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    When the monkey grows up it will rip your face off.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Monkeys eat faces
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I love pigs but I also love bacon
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I have a pig named princess bubblegum
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    1 month ago
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    juliah FemaleSilver Medal from South Carolina, United States
    pigs nasty :P
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    I always wanted a piglet so...
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I would want the baby pig I love pigs and I would name her pipsqueak