Would you rather have (By jomarc FemaleSite Owner's Girlfriend 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,794 votes
39.9%
60.1%
Girls
2,707 votes
56.1%
43.9%
Unknowns
256,352 votes
45.59%
54.41%

Votes by country map view

United States
170,318 votes
48%
52%
United Kingdom
20,940 votes
38%
62%
Canada
14,958 votes
42%
58%
Australia
14,393 votes
40%
60%
Unknown
5,156 votes
49%
51%
Germany
2,498 votes
38%
62%
New Zealand
2,395 votes
39%
61%
Netherlands
2,038 votes
40%
60%
Ireland
1,859 votes
40%
60%
Norway
1,334 votes
32%
68%
Sweden
1,260 votes
39%
61%
France
1,189 votes
38%
62%
Singapore
993 votes
62%
38%
Mexico
943 votes
52%
48%
Portugal
938 votes
40%
60%
Denmark
849 votes
45%
55%
South Africa
756 votes
46%
54%
United Arab Emirates
734 votes
25%
75%
Philippines
721 votes
65%
35%
Romania
691 votes
44%
56%
Italy
691 votes
44%
56%
India
629 votes
39%
61%
Brazil
602 votes
45%
55%
Finland
572 votes
46%
54%
Spain
503 votes
43%
57%
Belgium
455 votes
37%
63%
Hong Kong
451 votes
63%
37%
Croatia
413 votes
34%
66%
Israel
394 votes
33%
67%
Saudi Arabia
389 votes
11
89%
Malaysia
388 votes
42%
58%
Switzerland
363 votes
38%
62%
Serbia
347 votes
39%
61%
Greece
340 votes
43%
57%
Austria
326 votes
38%
62%
Japan
300 votes
52%
48%
Puerto Rico
290 votes
46%
54%
Turkey
289 votes
33%
67%
Slovenia
272 votes
40%
60%
Poland
265 votes
42%
58%
Indonesia
263 votes
50%
50%
China
259 votes
54%
46%
Bulgaria
230 votes
36%
64%
Czech Republic
217 votes
43%
57%
Argentina
212 votes
51%
49%
South Korea
207 votes
47%
53%
Colombia
203 votes
41%
59%
Iceland
189 votes
26%
74%
Estonia
181 votes
45%
55%
Egypt
180 votes
17%
83%
Taiwan
176 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
169 votes
38%
62%
Thailand
164 votes
52%
48%
Lithuania
162 votes
35%
65%
Hungary
139 votes
50%
50%
Qatar
133 votes
32%
68%
Kuwait
129 votes
12
88%
Pakistan
122 votes
14%
86%
Slovakia
114 votes
28%
72%
Jordan
113 votes
18%
82%
Malta
110 votes
51%
49%
Latvia
107 votes
33%
67%
Jamaica
105 votes
47%
53%
Dominican Republic
104 votes
43%
57%
Lebanon
104 votes
26%
74%
Cyprus
103 votes
41%
59%
Europe
103 votes
33%
67%
Chile
102 votes
55%
45%
Costa Rica
97 votes
51%
49%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
95 votes
23%
77%
Anonymous Proxy
94 votes
38%
62%
Trinidad and Tobago
87 votes
34%
66%
Macedonia
82 votes
45%
55%
Panama
73 votes
47%
53%
Venezuela
72 votes
57%
43%
Bahamas
70 votes
56%
44%
Albania
69 votes
33%
67%
Vietnam
68 votes
54%
46%
Morocco
67 votes
34%
66%
Bahrain
65 votes
17%
83%
Guam
63 votes
68%
32%
Jersey
59 votes
47%
53%
Ukraine
59 votes
42%
58%
Luxembourg
53 votes
42%
58%
Kenya
51 votes
27%
73%
Guatemala
48 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
46 votes
52%
48%
Honduras
43 votes
53%
47%
Georgia
40 votes
35%
65%
Peru
40 votes
55%
45%
Ecuador
39 votes
33%
67%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
37 votes
32%
68%
Isle of Man
37 votes
54%
46%
Barbados
34 votes
44%
56%
Mauritius
34 votes
32%
68%
Brunei Darussalam
33 votes
24%
76%
Tunisia
32 votes
13
87%
Bermuda
31 votes
58%
42%
Guernsey
27 votes
44%
56%
Oman
27 votes
11
89%
Algeria
25 votes
28%
72%
Aruba
23 votes
43%
57%
Uruguay
23 votes
65%
35%
Bangladesh
23 votes
22%
78%
Bolivia
23 votes
35%
65%
Nigeria
22 votes
68%
32%
Maldives
22 votes
9
91%
Cayman Islands
22 votes
41%
59%
Sri Lanka
21 votes
29%
71%
Faroe Islands
21 votes
38%
62%
Montenegro
21 votes
38%
62%
Iraq
19 votes
42%
58%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
47%
53%
Mongolia
19 votes
42%
58%
Mariana Islands
19 votes
58%
42%
Antigua and Barbuda
18 votes
67%
33%
Nepal
18 votes
50%
50%
Gibraltar
18 votes
72%
28%
El Salvador
17 votes
59%
41%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
12
88%
Suriname
16 votes
44%
56%
Azerbaijan
15 votes
60%
40%
Cambodia
14 votes
64%
36%
Guyana
14 votes
36%
64%
Belize
13 votes
69%
31%
Sudan
12 votes
8
92%
Namibia
12 votes
25%
75%
Paraguay
11 votes
55%
45%
Nicaragua
11 votes
45%
55%
Ghana
11 votes
27%
73%
Uganda
10 votes
40%
60%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
30%
70%
Syrian Arab Republic
9 votes
33%
67%
Afghanistan
9 votes
22%
78%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
8 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
8 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
8 votes
38%
62%
Tanzania, United Republic of
8 votes
75%
25%
Botswana
7 votes
43%
57%
Yemen
7 votes
14%
86%
Saint Lucia
7 votes
29%
71%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
29%
71%
Belarus
7 votes
43%
57%
Haiti
7 votes
29%
71%
Grenada
6 votes
33%
67%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
6 votes
17%
83%
Aland Islands
5 votes
80%
20%
Armenia
5 votes
40%
60%
Macau
5 votes
60%
40%
Swaziland
5 votes
60%
40%
Madagascar
5 votes
60%
40%
Guadeloupe
4 votes
25%
75%
Asia/Pacific Region
4 votes
100%
Myanmar
4 votes
100%
Senegal
4 votes
25%
75%
Montserrat
4 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, British
4 votes
50%
50%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Ethiopia
3 votes
33%
67%
Turks and Caicos Islands
3 votes
67%
33%
Zimbabwe
3 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Dominica
3 votes
67%
33%
Liechtenstein
3 votes
33%
67%
Mozambique
2 votes
50%
50%
Togo
2 votes
100%
Seychelles
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
100%
Monaco
2 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
2 votes
50%
50%
Anguilla
2 votes
50%
50%
Angola
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Vanuatu
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +697
    guest from Texas, United States
    monkeys eat faces
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    2 years ago
    ico +371
    guest from Virginia, United States
    i have a piggy her name is piglet :)
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    13 hours ago
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    CrazeeCookie FemaleSilver Medal from the United Kingdom
    Oink oink!
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    17 hours ago
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    lilys FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from the United Kingdom
    monkeys live longer
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    20 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Warwickshire, United Kingdom
    pigs eat everything
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    20 hours ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    omg that pig...
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    20 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Mures, Romania
    I HATE MONKEYS
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i have on already.
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Manitoba, Canada
    My moms neighbors had a monkey when she was little...;)
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    After a while monkeys start trying to kill you
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    i promise i wont eat the pig
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    The pig is so cute
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Bacon
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    i like monkeys
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I know someone that has one
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I love pigs!!! :)
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Australia
    One woman got her face ripped off my a pet monkey
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    my cousin already has a potbelly pig so I've developed a liking
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    BACON!
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    1 week ago
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    guest from California, United States
    It's a mature pig, it won't eat ur bacon
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Dublin, Ireland
    PIGGY!!!
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    1 week ago
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    COW_FROG_AJK FemaleSilver Medal from Florida, United States
    Monkeys are dangerous
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I have a kitten and both of the choices are obnoxious
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Monkeys throw poop at you
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Brazil
    When the Pig is old and fat enough,can i eat it?
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I am not retarded honey poo poo
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Money can do monkey stuff for me.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    SO CUTE VS SO SCARY
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    Crazycatperson23 FemaleSilver Medal from Florida, United States
    He piglet is soo cute.... Plus I could oink my bro to death, and use my leftovers as pig slop
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Monkeys throw things at you!!
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    It a canible
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Just so I could feed it bacon and call
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    amiij FemaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Somerset, United Kingdom
    Like Ross on friends
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Norway
    i have a pig
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Philippines
    I will teach the monkey how to internet.
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Neither they are both fugly
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    2 weeks ago
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    jaycio FemaleBronze Medal from the United States
    BABY MONKEY
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    2 weeks ago
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    poohapppppa Silver Medal from Oregon, United States
    monkys are obnoxous
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Pigs can't kill you like monkeys
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Pigs are just like dogs as pets!
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    2 weeks ago
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    Natasha5221291 Silver Medal from Auckland, New Zealand
    Pigs are messy and dusgusting
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Wild animals are not ment to be in cages
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    3 weeks ago
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    idontknowaname from the United States
    they never said if it can be a big monkey so I would have a baby monkey and train it to bring me things when I ask for it for a treat
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Monkeys can pass on diseases that are life-threatening to humans. So I'd have to go with the mini pig. Both are cute, however!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Crap throwers or something honey boo boo had?
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Idaho, United States
    Do I also get the cake? :)
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    at least monkeys are'nt messy, well, maybe... but..
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    GO TEAM Steve!
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    54% of people want their faces mauled off.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Pigs aren't overly protective
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    after like a year tht monkey getting bucked
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I already have a teacup pig
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I already live with monkeys- my family
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Wigan, United Kingdom
    Sorry, but I'm having a mini-pig..... ON MY BARBEQUE!!! MWUHAHAAHA
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    Pigs are cute.Just watch Charletts web
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    both are throwing crap at you...
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Pigs would grow up to be gross
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    GoldenFish FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    monkeys freak me out tbh.
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    4 weeks ago
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    drewd2 FemaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from California, United States
    Never will I think of monkeys that way again. #dawnplanetoftheapes
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Kenya
    pigs are nasty
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Monkeys take a knife and try to kill Craig Feldspar!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ever owned a monkey? EVERY person who has ever owned will tell you monkeys are assholes. (Or be nice and say they are a handful)
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    1 month ago
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    victoriae FemaleBronze Medal from Illinois, United States
    Michael Jackson had a monkey!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    At least mini pigs don't throw crap at you
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    monkeys are cute
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Canada
    the monky will get my drinks and ill get its bananas
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Synthotic Silver Medal from New York, United States
    YAY BREAKFAST
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    My friend's brother once fed bacon to their teacup pig.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Do I look like honey boo boo
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    My pig is called lord bacon
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    1 month ago
    ico
    ahaiser5 FemaleBronze Medal from Michigan, United States
    monkeys are creepy O_o
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guestfromminnesota Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States
    i'd teach it to smoke
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    1 month ago
    ico
    pigs are cute
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    mini pigs a just out right adorbs
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I said on another post with monkey s and there scary
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    1 month ago
    ico
    ryanb4 Male from California, United States
    ghn
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    They're just so cute
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I'll name it miss piggy! $$$$$$ cash cow $$$$$$
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    1 month ago
    ico
    FrenchToastRoast FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Texas, United States
    Look at that adorable wittle piglet!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Gk
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    1 month ago
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    angelcake Bronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    at least pigs aren't really destructive monkeys be cra
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    1 month ago
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    Linklinksilas Male from the United States
    Piggys are like the cutest animals on the planet especially minature ones and piglets
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    1 month ago
    ico
    lilroro from the United States
    Pigs are awesome
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Synthotic Silver Medal from New York, United States
    I wish I could change my answer! I WANT BACON
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pigs eat a ton of money away with all the food they need. A monkey is smart enough to work the streets and earn its own income.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    The monkey look adorable (from this picture) and I hate pigs and pork
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    The pig is unexplainable annoying and always following you and the monkey can kill you or save your life.depends on his mood swings
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    1 month ago
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    benb2 Male from Oregon, United States
    hey dude from texas you are retarded money dont i eat lice and ticks
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Dumb question
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Monkeys are smarter than pigs
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    pigs are fat
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Pigs don't throw sh*t at you.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    When it grows up and dies, you will have bacon. And the piggy is cute when it eats cake :)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    monkeys are cute!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    no too cute
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    monkey throw sh*t