Would you rather have (By jomarc FemaleSite Owner's Girlfriend 3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
3,099 votes
40.2%
59.8%
Girls
3,008 votes
56.3%
43.7%
Unknowns
287,772 votes
46.22%
53.78%

Votes by country map view

United States
188,526 votes
49%
51%
United Kingdom
23,984 votes
39%
61%
Australia
16,837 votes
41%
59%
Canada
16,324 votes
43%
57%
Unknown
7,942 votes
51%
49%
New Zealand
2,906 votes
40%
60%
Germany
2,712 votes
39%
61%
Netherlands
2,262 votes
40%
60%
Ireland
2,082 votes
39%
61%
Norway
1,477 votes
33%
67%
Sweden
1,444 votes
40%
60%
France
1,246 votes
38%
62%
Singapore
1,169 votes
62%
38%
Mexico
1,066 votes
53%
47%
Denmark
994 votes
46%
54%
Portugal
994 votes
41%
59%
South Africa
896 votes
46%
54%
United Arab Emirates
850 votes
25%
75%
Philippines
807 votes
66%
34%
Romania
788 votes
43%
57%
India
732 votes
38%
62%
Italy
709 votes
44%
56%
Brazil
630 votes
46%
54%
Finland
629 votes
45%
55%
Spain
550 votes
43%
57%
Hong Kong
498 votes
63%
37%
Belgium
491 votes
38%
62%
Croatia
459 votes
35%
65%
Saudi Arabia
458 votes
13
87%
Israel
449 votes
33%
67%
Malaysia
446 votes
39%
61%
Switzerland
405 votes
37%
63%
Greece
393 votes
45%
55%
Serbia
381 votes
39%
61%
Austria
359 votes
39%
61%
Japan
324 votes
52%
48%
Turkey
322 votes
35%
65%
Puerto Rico
308 votes
46%
54%
Slovenia
296 votes
41%
59%
Indonesia
296 votes
51%
49%
Poland
294 votes
43%
57%
China
271 votes
53%
47%
Bulgaria
256 votes
36%
64%
South Korea
230 votes
47%
53%
Czech Republic
230 votes
43%
57%
Argentina
227 votes
51%
49%
Colombia
222 votes
42%
58%
Iceland
209 votes
27%
73%
Estonia
205 votes
44%
56%
Egypt
203 votes
17%
83%
Russian Federation
187 votes
40%
60%
Taiwan
181 votes
61%
39%
Lithuania
181 votes
36%
64%
Thailand
179 votes
52%
48%
Hungary
171 votes
49%
51%
Europe
162 votes
38%
62%
Qatar
148 votes
30%
70%
Kuwait
147 votes
16%
84%
Pakistan
136 votes
14%
86%
Slovakia
130 votes
31%
69%
Jordan
123 votes
19%
81%
Latvia
119 votes
32%
68%
Malta
118 votes
49%
51%
Chile
116 votes
56%
44%
Jamaica
114 votes
49%
51%
Dominican Republic
114 votes
42%
58%
Lebanon
113 votes
25%
75%
Cyprus
112 votes
40%
60%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
107 votes
25%
75%
Costa Rica
107 votes
52%
48%
Anonymous Proxy
98 votes
40%
60%
Trinidad and Tobago
96 votes
38%
62%
Macedonia
95 votes
43%
57%
Panama
83 votes
47%
53%
Albania
82 votes
32%
68%
Morocco
80 votes
33%
67%
Bahamas
79 votes
56%
44%
Vietnam
76 votes
55%
45%
Venezuela
76 votes
58%
42%
Bahrain
73 votes
15%
85%
Guam
69 votes
68%
32%
Ukraine
66 votes
42%
58%
Kenya
65 votes
29%
71%
Jersey
64 votes
45%
55%
Luxembourg
58 votes
40%
60%
Netherlands Antilles
52 votes
54%
46%
Guatemala
52 votes
56%
44%
Georgia
47 votes
34%
66%
Honduras
47 votes
55%
45%
Ecuador
45 votes
36%
64%
Barbados
44 votes
39%
61%
Peru
44 votes
59%
41%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
43 votes
33%
67%
Isle of Man
40 votes
58%
42%
Brunei Darussalam
40 votes
23%
77%
Tunisia
37 votes
14%
86%
Mauritius
35 votes
31%
69%
Bermuda
35 votes
51%
49%
Bangladesh
31 votes
29%
71%
Oman
30 votes
10
90%
Guernsey
29 votes
41%
59%
Faroe Islands
29 votes
41%
59%
Algeria
27 votes
26%
74%
Maldives
27 votes
7
93%
Uruguay
26 votes
62%
38%
Bolivia
25 votes
40%
60%
Cayman Islands
25 votes
40%
60%
Nigeria
24 votes
67%
33%
Aruba
24 votes
46%
54%
Montenegro
24 votes
33%
67%
Antigua and Barbuda
23 votes
61%
39%
Iraq
23 votes
35%
65%
Sri Lanka
23 votes
30%
70%
Mongolia
21 votes
48%
52%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
60%
40%
Nepal
19 votes
47%
53%
Gibraltar
19 votes
68%
32%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
47%
53%
El Salvador
18 votes
56%
44%
Palestinian Territory
17 votes
12
88%
Suriname
17 votes
41%
59%
Belize
16 votes
63%
37%
Azerbaijan
16 votes
56%
44%
Cambodia
15 votes
67%
33%
Guyana
15 votes
33%
67%
Namibia
15 votes
33%
67%
Ghana
13 votes
31%
69%
Sudan
12 votes
8
92%
Paraguay
12 votes
58%
42%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
73%
27%
Nicaragua
11 votes
45%
55%
Uganda
11 votes
36%
64%
Syrian Arab Republic
11 votes
27%
73%
Kazakhstan
10 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
30%
70%
Afghanistan
9 votes
22%
78%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
9 votes
44%
56%
Saint Lucia
8 votes
25%
75%
Botswana
8 votes
50%
50%
Grenada
8 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
8 votes
38%
62%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
8 votes
63%
37%
Aland Islands
7 votes
71%
29%
Myanmar
7 votes
43%
57%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
7 votes
14%
86%
Yemen
7 votes
14%
86%
Macau
7 votes
71%
29%
Satellite Provider
7 votes
29%
71%
Belarus
7 votes
43%
57%
Armenia
7 votes
29%
71%
Swaziland
5 votes
60%
40%
Madagascar
5 votes
60%
40%
Guadeloupe
5 votes
20%
80%
Asia/Pacific Region
5 votes
20%
80%
Senegal
5 votes
20%
80%
Turks and Caicos Islands
4 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, British
4 votes
50%
50%
Dominica
4 votes
75%
25%
Montserrat
4 votes
50%
50%
Angola
4 votes
50%
50%
Ethiopia
3 votes
33%
67%
Fiji
3 votes
67%
33%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
3 votes
33%
67%
Seychelles
3 votes
33%
67%
New Caledonia
3 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
3 votes
67%
33%
Liechtenstein
3 votes
33%
67%
Cote D'Ivoire
2 votes
50%
50%
Mauritania
2 votes
50%
50%
Togo
2 votes
100%
Malawi
2 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
2 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
2 votes
50%
50%
Anguilla
2 votes
50%
50%
Monaco
2 votes
50%
50%
Mozambique
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
1 vote
100%
Uzbekistan
1 vote
100%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Burkina Faso
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Cameroon
1 vote
100%
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    2 years ago
    ico +756
    guest from Texas, United States
    monkeys eat faces
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    2 years ago
    ico +405
    guest from Virginia, United States
    i have a piggy her name is piglet :)
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    18 hours ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    A monkey would be like a brother to me.
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    1 day ago
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    Galaxyman from Ohio, United States
    Monkeys are soooooo cute
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    2 days ago
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    sarahisabell Bronze Medal from Louisiana, United States
    I have 5 monkeys 18 pigs ( IM SO HAPPY BOUT DAT ) and 2 zebras at my farm ( ones a momma ones a baby
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    3 days ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Piggy !!!
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    3 days ago
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    Emori_Rain Bronze Medal from Florida, United States
    Yeah minutes can murder you
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    4 days ago
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    guest from Hawke's Bay, New Zealand
    It well be my slave
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    5 days ago
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    guest from California, United States
    too cute
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Already have a pet monkey so...
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    1 week ago
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    trinityt Female from Kentucky, United States
    both just because they can be best friends
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    1 week ago
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    shaylap Female from Kentucky, United States
    both
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Gullbringusysla, Iceland
    Monkeys throw sh*t in your face
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    1 week ago
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    Epicness FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Minnesota, United States
    Dream pet
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    1 week ago
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    Hydar MaleSilver Medal from Victoria, Australia
    Monkey
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    1 week ago
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    dameanw MaleBronze Medal from the United States
    Piggy eat people
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    1 week ago
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    guest from South Africa
    I mean babies my teacher had a friend once and the friend had a baby and then the pig snatched the baby and ate her
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    1 week ago
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    guest from South Africa
    Oh and did you know pigs eat babie
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    1 week ago
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    guest from South Africa
    Monkey are cute
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    This would be my way of protesting against bacon because I'm vegetarian.
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    1 week ago
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    Flyingmintbunny16 FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    Pigs are so fcking adorable. Once on the news I saw a story about a lady who had a pet mokey and it LITERALLY tore her face. I am dead serious. Google it.
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    PIGS!!
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    1 week ago
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    guest from the United Arab Emirates
    Cute piggy
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    1 week ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    "No we named the monkey jack"
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Monkeys cut fingers
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    1 week ago
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    pastafarian99 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Utah, United States
    Piggy! Then bacon later
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    2 weeks ago
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    Dick-Bukkake Bronze MedalBronze Trophy from Massachusetts, United States
    Pig. I can make mini bacon when I get bored.
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Newfoundland, Canada
    omg so cute
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I've always wanted one!!!
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    You realize pigs are way cleaner than monkeys.
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    the pig is less dangeruse and cuter
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Guys, monkeys belong in the wild. They are exotic animals that humans are incapable of giving the space and time for as pets.
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    2 weeks ago
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    Parker Silver Medal from California, United States
    3 pets srry but a monkey would also be more work
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    2 weeks ago
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    Parker Silver Medal from California, United States
    I already have three pers
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    Monkeys carry ebola(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Pigs are way better:)
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    2 weeks ago
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    aldob Male from California, United States
    At least my monkey will be trained...
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    i like trains- jesus
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    2 weeks ago
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    hyrum7 Silver MedalBlue Star from Arizona, United States
    Monkeys are awesome
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pigs are ugly and they rant soft
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    I have a pig named Nathan lidderdale
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    monkeys are violent
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Spain
    pigs don't throw crap at your face
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    When the monkey grows up it will rip your face off.
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Monkeys eat faces
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I love pigs but I also love bacon
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I have a pig named princess bubblegum
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    3 weeks ago
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    juliah FemaleSilver Medal from South Carolina, United States
    pigs nasty :P
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I always wanted a piglet so...
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I would want the baby pig I love pigs and I would name her pipsqueak
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
    miniature pigs grow big
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    3 weeks ago
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    finalfrontier101 MaleSilver Medal from the United States
    i've watched planet of the apes that monkey can turn on me
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    3 weeks ago
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    kittyf Female from Arizona, United States
    both gross
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Canada
    PIGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Australia
    Monkeys! ur best fwiend!!!
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    3 weeks ago
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    Chain MaleSilver Medal from Arizona, United States
    Curios moket
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Canada
    i luv pigs
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I want a pig.
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from the United States
    Already got two nig nogs
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Havering, United Kingdom
    I had a monkey as a pet and they eat their vomit
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    sorry to say but did you giuys know that miniature pigs are miniature because what your feeding them is just enough for them not to starve but not enough for them to grow but still i think pigs are cute
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Monkeys throw stuff at you and they are grosspigs are just cute :D
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Poop
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    :D a bacon seed!
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Pigs are Awsome
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Better than them throwing sh*t at you
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Turkey
    Miniature pigs have always been my dream pet! Imagine the awesome image that comes with it!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Again wana kill someone
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    Monkeys are fun, cute, and if trained properly, very well behaved. Pigs are cute and all, but they can make a huge mess
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    Monkeys are so ugly
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    Terrified of pigs
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    1 month ago
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    Ch3353 MaleBronze Medal from Lancashire, United Kingdom
    He could Guard the house by throwing sh*t at people.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    No they don't idiot
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    1 month ago
    ico
    monkey's are adorable!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    Monkeys throw poop
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    At least they don't throw poop at you
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    1 month ago
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    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    It is called a micro pig
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    1 month ago
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    SmileyShoes MaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from New York, United States
    Well, pigs would just mess up your house, while monkeys could actually be pretty nice, (depending on what monkey it is)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Bacon
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Bacom
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    I'll call him 'porkie'
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    1 month ago
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    waddles FemaleSilver MedalGold Trophy from the United States
    Pigs are cute even their little wet noses
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Monkeys are notorious for bitting noses off
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Croatia
    waddles!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Anonymous Proxy
    Monkeys give me the creeps and throw crap at you, and I could just keep the pig at the farm
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Donegal, Ireland
    EBOLA
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Monkeys throw sh*t at peoples faces
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I had a pig named pig pig
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    1 month ago
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    jjangimob MaleBronze Medal from Victoria, Australia
    Monkey's are ratbags. Such a pain in the ass but they're fun. But pigs man. BACON
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I have two pigs anyways
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER PIG DOES.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    moneys throw there own crap at you
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    1 month ago
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    guest from the United States
    Piggies r soooo cuuuute
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Saint George Basseterre, Saint Kitts and Nevis
    A monkey took my 4 year old cousines pacifier and it in its mouth it was funny he said "hey he took my fire (he used to say fire instead of pacifier)"
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    pigs are cute
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    I'll name the pig piggy piggy dude