Would you rather look like... a laughing horse or a toothless hungry cow?

Would you rather look like... By Lindzzz Female Bronze Trophy Gold Crown 2 years ago

a laughing horse

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a toothless hungry cow

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guest from Washington, United States 1 year ago:

It wouldn't be THAT bad looking like Sarah Jessica Parker.
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guest from Singapore 1 year ago:

Hey, sarah jessica parker can make it. So can I as a horse
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guest from New Jersey, United States 5 days ago:

Horse
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guest from New York, United States 1 week ago:

IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION
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guest from Kansas, United States 1 week ago:

Um... Cows ONLY have teeth on the bottom... And that cow is not "toothless" by any standard, considering it has all of its teeth...
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bobl Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Virginia, United States 1 week ago:

horses are cool
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 week ago:

neither
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guest from Florida, United States 1 week ago:

none..
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guest from Sharjah, United Arab Emirates 1 week ago:

hhh
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guest from Victoria, Australia 1 week ago:

dunno
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 weeks ago:

Cow looks pretty funny and I like to make people laugh
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Sir_Brutal Bronze Medal from Hertford, United Kingdom 2 weeks ago:

That cow has some teeth :|
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guest from California, United States 3 weeks ago:

So either Sarah Jessica Parker or an old person
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guest from Quebec, Canada 3 weeks ago:

Poor cow
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 3 weeks ago:

wha
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guest from Essex, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:

Hahaha! This question rocks! I'd be both.o_o
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guest from Ontario, Canada 3 weeks ago:

both r ugly
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guest from the United States 3 weeks ago:

At least as a horse I'm laughing...
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guest from New Jersey, United States 3 weeks ago:

Not voting
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guest from Iowa, United States 4 weeks ago:

niether
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ScarlettRosie Bronze Medal from Oregon, United States 1 month ago:

who the hell, is sarah Jessica parker?
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

HAHA THIS IS ALREADY HOW I LOOK!
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Axeoasis Silver Medal from Missouri, United States 1 month ago:

all comments are about jessica!
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Axeoasis Silver Medal from Missouri, United States 1 month ago:

SKIP
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

Sadly, it's true
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laurenh Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

I want that tongue, bro.
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Peyton Female Silver Medal Blue Star from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

I probably look like one already :D
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

both are priceless
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

all the comments say sarah jessica parker im laffin
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

What
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Love that route
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

At least horses have big dicks.
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

None
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

horse
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guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

you guys are so original.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

SP00N!
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

That horse looks like a troll face is it just me??
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

Dentures.
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

You People are RUDE AND IGNIRENT. You JERKS....
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

You People are RUD
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guest from KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa 1 month ago:

laughing horse
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

Ew
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guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:

Gary Busey?
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

horse
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

I love how all the comments are about Sarah Jessica Parker, I love you internet!
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guest from Ohio, United States 2 months ago:

What a dumb question.
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pacman2012 Bronze Medal from the United States 2 months ago:

Who would've guessed there would be Sarah Jessica Parker jokes here?
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guest from the United States 2 months ago:

Oh look Sarah Jessica Parker jokes... I never wouldve guessed.
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guest from Ohio, United States 2 months ago:

Im a horse?
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guest from Florida, United States 2 months ago:

I already look like a laughing horse.
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guest from California, United States 2 months ago:

He could drink his own milk duh
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joses Male Bronze Medal from Illinois, United States 2 months ago:

I LIKE EMMA WATSON
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guest from Illinois, United States 2 months ago:

i still look like a retard
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guest from Washington, United States 2 months ago:

sp00n!!!!!
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guest from Arizona, United States 2 months ago:

lmfao
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guest from Indiana, United States 2 months ago:

ew.... the cows tounge
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guest from Batangas, Philippines 2 months ago:

should've out sarah jessica parker
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guest from Washington, United States 2 months ago:

The cow clearly has teeth
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

SKIP!!!! you never know if it will happen......
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guest from California, United States 2 months ago:

DERP
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guest from Queensland, Australia 2 months ago:

SKIP!
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

i want teeth and i could still look pretty even looking like a horse. there have been models like that
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guest from Manitoba, Canada 2 months ago:

Sarah Jessica parker
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guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:

Hehe who gets takes these pictures
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P00terPan Male Bronze Medal from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

why not both?
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 months ago:

lol horses can prrrrrance! cows just get milked...wait a second! i should have chosen the cow! i wants somes cowgirl milking me!
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shaelynfrancis Bronze Medal from Washington, United States 2 months ago:

At least I'd be laughing
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brendons Male from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

girls would love that tounge
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DumbBlonde Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Wisconsin, United States 2 months ago:

Wtf kind of question is that!? Neither
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

I'm already pulling off this look
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guest from Virginia, United States 3 months ago:

uhhhhh no comment
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guest from Texas, United States 3 months ago:

They kinda look the same
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guest from Illinois, United States 3 months ago:

Horses can't laugh
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guest from Arizona, United States 3 months ago:

What the heck
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elijahw Male Bronze Medal from California, United States 3 months ago:

All of these are Sarah Jessica Parker jokes.
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guest from Arizona, United States 3 months ago:

Wtheck
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bigears4567 Silver Medal from Ohio, United States 3 months ago:

both =3
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ians3 Male Bronze Medal from Hawaii, United States 3 months ago:

Either way, you would have the ability to make people laugh wherever you go
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

That cow has teeth
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 3 months ago:

I love horses
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guest from West Virginia, United States 3 months ago:

Horse
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guest from Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom 3 months ago:

As soon as I saw the horse ! wondered just how many Sarah Jessica Parker comments there would be lol.
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 months ago:

Either way I will be shunned by all
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guest from North Carolina, United States 3 months ago:

Duh the horse!
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kenna_h Female Gold Medal Super Star from Georgia, United States 3 months ago:

What does hunger have to do with anything?
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alliek Female Silver Medal from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:

Laughing horse
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guest from Arizona, United States 3 months ago:

That cow has teeth
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guest from Texas, United States 3 months ago:

Are the words "Sara jessica parker" required to make a comment here? O_o
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randyb Male Bronze Medal Blue Star from the United States 3 months ago:

I'd rather be a horse any day
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neither Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star from Missouri, United States 3 months ago:

neither
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guest from Florida, United States 3 months ago:

At least I would stop laughing
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guest from Connecticut, United States 3 months ago:

AT least if i had teeth i could bite people
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BelieveinBlue Silver Medal from Louisiana, United States 3 months ago:

lol
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 3 months ago:

NEITHER!:D
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bernardt Male Gold Medal Blue Star from Texas, United States 3 months ago:

laughing horse lol. that can be fixed
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guest from Beyrouth, Lebanon 3 months ago:

I love cows
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 months ago:

I already look like the second
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YEPPERS Silver Medal from the United Kingdom 3 months ago:

I already do.
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guest from Michigan, United States 3 months ago:

The cow has the bottom set of teeth.

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