As a man would you rather have a small penis or man boobs?

As a man would you rather have By 2CRAZYGUYS Bronze Medal Gold Trophy Blue Star Diamond Gold Crown 1 year ago

a small penis

OR

28,116 votes
206 comments

man boobs

gross

Guys
583 votes

38.6%

61.4%

Girls
449 votes

52.8%

47.2%

Unknowns
27,084 votes

39.65%

60.35%

United States
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38%

62%

United Kingdom
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41%

59%

Australia
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40%

60%

Canada
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44%

56%

Germany
276 votes

51%

49%

Netherlands
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47%

53%

New Zealand
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46%

54%

Norway
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54%

46%

Ireland
165 votes

43%

57%

Sweden
104 votes

48%

52%

France
91 votes

57%

43%

Portugal
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46%

54%

Mexico
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38%

62%

Denmark
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54%

46%

Finland
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41%

59%

Singapore
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44%

56%

Romania
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44%

56%

Brazil
56 votes

50%

Austria
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61%

39%

Philippines
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40%

60%

Spain
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58%

42%

Saudi Arabia
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55%

45%

United Arab Emirates
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38%

62%

Israel
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68%

32%

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49%

51%

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53%

47%

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45%

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47%

53%

Belgium
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60%

40%

Turkey
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52%

48%

Italy
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66%

34%

Puerto Rico
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39%

61%

Japan
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39%

61%

Bulgaria
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Croatia
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41%

South Africa
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78%

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Indonesia
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Serbia
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Russian Federation
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Latvia
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67%

Slovakia
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57%

Netherlands Antilles
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77%

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46%

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Jordan
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Dominican Republic
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58%

Kuwait
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Cyprus
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Argentina
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18%

Panama
10 votes

50%

Thailand
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44%

56%

Qatar
9 votes

22%

78%

Pakistan
9 votes

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33%

Venezuela
8 votes

50%

Iran, Islamic Republic of
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63%

37%

Malta
7 votes

57%

43%

Costa Rica
7 votes

57%

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Taiwan
7 votes

57%

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Morocco
6 votes

50%

Bolivia
6 votes

33%

67%

Albania
6 votes

33%

67%

Peru
6 votes

33%

67%

Bahrain
5 votes

20%

80%

Bermuda
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80%

Mariana Islands
5 votes

40%

60%

Jersey
5 votes

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80%

Mongolia
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60%

Trinidad and Tobago
5 votes

60%

40%

Palestinian Territory
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60%

Guam
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80%

Kenya
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20%

80%

Isle of Man
4 votes

25%

75%

Ecuador
4 votes

50%

Barbados
4 votes

50%

Macedonia
4 votes

100%

Brunei Darussalam
4 votes

50%

Bahamas
4 votes

25%

75%

Bosnia and Herzegovina
4 votes

75%

25%

Nepal
4 votes

25%

75%

Cayman Islands
4 votes

50%

Chile
4 votes

100%

Algeria
4 votes

50%

Georgia
3 votes

100%

Montenegro
3 votes

67%

33%

Aruba
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100%

Europe
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33%

67%

Saint Lucia
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33%

Antigua and Barbuda
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33%

67%

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
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33%

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Uruguay
3 votes

100%

Honduras
3 votes

33%

67%

Sudan
2 votes

50%

Afghanistan
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50%

Turks and Caicos Islands
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50%

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2 votes

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2 votes

50%

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2 votes

100%

Ukraine
2 votes

100%

Gibraltar
2 votes

50%

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2 votes

100%

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100%

Gabon
1 vote

100%

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1 vote

100%

Belize
1 vote

100%

Guernsey
1 vote

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1 vote

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1 vote

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Montserrat
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100%

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Suriname
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ImmanuelTheKant Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star Diamond Silver Crown from Niedersachsen, Germany 1 year ago:

OH GOD NO, I HAVE BOTH ;_;
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guest from Florida, United States 1 year ago:

I am the proud owner of a small penis!
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guest from Tennessee, United States 6 days ago:

Duck
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guest from Alabama, United States 1 week ago:

Why not both
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Tberr Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Colorado, United States 2 weeks ago:

small is relative term. js.
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guest from California, United States 2 weeks ago:

Man boobs because you can get a surgery to fix it.
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guest from Guam 3 weeks ago:

FREE TITS
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informalnarwhals Bronze Medal from Alaska, United States 3 weeks ago:

google: chest binders
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daspigles Female Gold Medal Super Star from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:

people dont seem to care about girls .-.
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

u can get a surgery to remove the moobs.
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guest from Dudley, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Already have a small penis... may as well punish myself
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

I never want boobs
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

not a man
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guest from the United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Man boobs then I can get surgery to get rid of it!
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

Lol i have none but im a man >:D
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 months ago:

small
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guest from California, United States 2 months ago:

I can workout
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guest from Swansea, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

got both.
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guest from Canada 2 months ago:

i need my big one
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guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:

man boobs
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guest from Oregon, United States 3 months ago:

what if i already have both?
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guest from Connecticut, United States 3 months ago:

Nobody would ever kno. I don't get pussy
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Hapagirl Silver Medal Blue Star from Illinois, United States 3 months ago:

At least you could surgically remove the boobs, but there isn't anything you can do about the penis.
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

surgery on those man boobs
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guest from Kentucky, United States 3 months ago:

its called a penis pump duh!
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guest from West Sussex, United Kingdom 4 months ago:

It would be fine as long as it's not like that
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guest from North Carolina, United States 4 months ago:

Then...when it was night time, I could dress up like a woman and go to all the strip clubs.......
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cuchogreen Male Bronze Medal Silver Trophy from California, United States 4 months ago:

mhm
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brandond Male Silver Medal Super Star from Utah, United States 4 months ago:

already got man boobs basically
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guest from Michigan, United States 4 months ago:

I could work out
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guest from Georgia, United States 4 months ago:

U can always fix man boobs
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guest from Ontario, Canada 4 months ago:

im a women
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Man boobs
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guest from California, United States 4 months ago:

Tooo
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guest from Texas, United States 5 months ago:

I am the proud co-owner of a whopper
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guest from California, United States 5 months ago:

Well, I already have a small penis.
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guest from Australia 5 months ago:

Best of both worlds
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guest from California, United States 6 months ago:

Those look like real boobs
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guest from the United States 6 months ago:

Im a girl.
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

girl here
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guest from Victoria, Australia 6 months ago:

porque no los dos
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guest from Minnesota, United States 6 months ago:

I HAVE MAN BOOBS
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guest from Missouri, United States 6 months ago:

O_O
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

S*** i pushed the #2 button while looking at the comments......
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

#1
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guest from Hong Kong 6 months ago:

small penis. Big ones are for whores, I don't even know how some people would LIKE having pain in their cunt
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guest from Minnesota, United States 7 months ago:

Man boobs
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guest from North Carolina, United States 7 months ago:

I already have man boobs
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guest from Argentina 7 months ago:

why would you want a big dick. ur not gonna get any decent sex with man boobs lol
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guest from Nevada, United States 7 months ago:

Work out
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guest from Victoria, Australia 7 months ago:

you can always work out
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Harmony Female Silver Medal Super Star from Czech Republic 7 months ago:

lol, im a girl
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alexk2 Silver Medal Blue Star from California, United States 7 months ago:

well, I'd rather have woman boobs, but ok...
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guest from New Jersey, United States 8 months ago:

imma girl ssooooo
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

some women like small
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guest from Texas, United States 8 months ago:

I'm a chick so...
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guest from Florida, United States 8 months ago:

a penis is man's life, with out it your nothing
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guest from Ohio, United States 8 months ago:

i think thos just goes to show how women have made men so afraid of being feminized that we have lost confidence in our ability to do things with that small penis. that's right, i blame you women
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guest from Ohio, United States 8 months ago:

omg im not answering this one >.<
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

breast reduction!
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

I have 6.5" I don't want to lose those.
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guest from Arizona, United States 8 months ago:

those are woman boobs
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seanc2 Male Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy from California, United States 8 months ago:

Lose weight, problem solved.
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guest from Michigan, United States 8 months ago:

the boobs you can work off with exersize
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guest from Brezovica, Slovenia 8 months ago:

It's not like anyone would notice the difference... forever alone
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WWEdeadman Male Gold Medal Super Star from Steiermark, Austria 8 months ago:

Rather kill me.
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guest from Spain 8 months ago:

sh*t seriously? lol
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guest from Quebec, Canada 8 months ago:

i've got manboobs, you dont want this
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guest from Colorado, United States 8 months ago:

It's not the size of the sword, but how you wield it.
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guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom 8 months ago:

Moobs there is such a thing as working out
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guest from Ohio, United States 8 months ago:

Those are some huge a** man boobs.
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armadyl Female Bronze Medal from Gelderland, Netherlands 9 months ago:

If I was a man I'd go for small penis
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guest from Illinois, United States 9 months ago:

hs no one on the internet heard of working out?
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guest from Illinois, United States 9 months ago:

Viagra
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guest from Colorado, United States 9 months ago:

i already have a small penis
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guest from Missouri, United States 9 months ago:

man boobs can go away...your penis does not get bigger
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 9 months ago:

Length doesn't matter as much as width, anyways c:
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guest from Australia 9 months ago:

im a gir,l so...
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guest from Georgia, United States 9 months ago:

im a girl sooo your boobs cant be bigger than mine and i would just pleasure myshelf
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guest from Florida, United States 9 months ago:

2 words {penus pills} sry if i spelled it wrong
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 9 months ago:

now i am not a man but if i was i would rather have the man boobs
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guest from New York, United States 9 months ago:

my ex had both
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guest from Tennessee, United States 9 months ago:

it not the size but how you use it.
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guest from New York, United States 9 months ago:

work out
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Michaela Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Kentucky, United States 9 months ago:

I'm a girl...
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guest from Virginia, United States 10 months ago:

Ive seen guys with breasts larger than a lot of girls... moobs are disturbing as crap
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questionaire Silver Medal Silver Trophy Super Star Bronze Crown from California, United States 10 months ago:

i have man boobs :( but im fit something is wrong
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guest from Western Australia, Australia 10 months ago:

Man boobs = pecks
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guest from Oregon, United States 10 months ago:

You can lose the moobs, have fun making your penis bigger... than when it's fully erect.