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1,203 votes
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1,160 votes
59%
41%
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89,715 votes
57.26%
42.74%

United States
64,991 votes
57%
43%
Canada
4,929 votes
58%
42%
United Kingdom
4,246 votes
61%
39%
Australia
3,656 votes
57%
43%
Germany
1,015 votes
50%
50%
Netherlands
972 votes
54%
46%
France
704 votes
53%
47%
New Zealand
589 votes
54%
46%
Ireland
552 votes
64%
36%
Norway
522 votes
53%
47%
Italy
440 votes
63%
37%
Sweden
343 votes
52%
48%
Mexico
319 votes
67%
33%
Portugal
303 votes
66%
34%
Brazil
286 votes
75%
25%
Denmark
285 votes
54%
46%
Romania
255 votes
66%
34%
Singapore
234 votes
68%
32%
Philippines
216 votes
53%
47%
Finland
214 votes
55%
45%
Croatia
206 votes
70%
30%
India
180 votes
66%
34%
Spain
177 votes
63%
37%
Belgium
177 votes
53%
47%
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United Arab Emirates
163 votes
62%
38%
Israel
147 votes
59%
41%
Austria
143 votes
48%
52%
Taiwan
138 votes
67%
33%
South Africa
131 votes
64%
36%
China
130 votes
51%
49%
Switzerland
127 votes
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Saudi Arabia
124 votes
68%
32%
Hong Kong
119 votes
62%
38%
Malaysia
111 votes
64%
36%
Poland
107 votes
66%
34%
Greece
106 votes
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Japan
105 votes
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43%
Puerto Rico
103 votes
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South Korea
100 votes
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Serbia
100 votes
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Turkey
92 votes
76%
24%
Argentina
90 votes
60%
40%
Egypt
83 votes
65%
35%
Czech Republic
81 votes
69%
31%
Estonia
80 votes
66%
34%
Indonesia
77 votes
62%
38%
Russian Federation
75 votes
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33%
Slovenia
75 votes
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27%
Colombia
73 votes
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Bulgaria
70 votes
67%
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Iceland
65 votes
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Thailand
58 votes
66%
34%
Pakistan
57 votes
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37%
Anonymous Proxy
55 votes
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Kuwait
53 votes
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Qatar
45 votes
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Chile
45 votes
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Cyprus
44 votes
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Panama
43 votes
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Slovakia
42 votes
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Latvia
41 votes
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Jordan
41 votes
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Lithuania
40 votes
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Hungary
40 votes
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Jamaica
39 votes
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Lebanon
39 votes
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Dominican Republic
38 votes
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Costa Rica
36 votes
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Malta
29 votes
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48%
Venezuela
29 votes
59%
41%
Guam
27 votes
44%
56%
Georgia
26 votes
54%
46%
Macedonia
25 votes
64%
36%
Ukraine
23 votes
48%
52%
Morocco
23 votes
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Luxembourg
22 votes
55%
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
22 votes
45%
55%
Trinidad and Tobago
21 votes
52%
48%
Bahamas
21 votes
43%
57%
Guatemala
20 votes
55%
45%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
20 votes
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20%
Bahrain
19 votes
84%
16%
Netherlands Antilles
19 votes
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63%
Barbados
17 votes
53%
47%
Peru
17 votes
76%
24%
Jersey
16 votes
75%
25%
Vietnam
16 votes
81%
19%
Honduras
15 votes
73%
27%
Isle of Man
14 votes
21%
79%
Ecuador
13 votes
38%
62%
Nigeria
12 votes
58%
42%
Albania
11 votes
45%
55%
Bermuda
11 votes
64%
36%
Mongolia
11 votes
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64%
Sri Lanka
10 votes
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Kenya
10 votes
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Bolivia
10 votes
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Montenegro
10 votes
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Nepal
10 votes
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Cayman Islands
9 votes
67%
33%
Maldives
9 votes
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56%
Bangladesh
9 votes
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56%
Gibraltar
9 votes
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56%
Palestinian Territory
9 votes
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22%
Aruba
9 votes
67%
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Faroe Islands
8 votes
25%
75%
Mauritius
8 votes
63%
37%
Tunisia
7 votes
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43%
Algeria
7 votes
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Uruguay
7 votes
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29%
Guernsey
7 votes
43%
57%
Guyana
6 votes
50%
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Europe
6 votes
33%
67%
Antigua and Barbuda
6 votes
50%
50%
Mariana Islands
6 votes
33%
67%
El Salvador
6 votes
33%
67%
Nicaragua
6 votes
50%
50%
Saint Lucia
6 votes
67%
33%
Brunei Darussalam
5 votes
100%
Sudan
5 votes
80%
20%
Afghanistan
5 votes
20%
80%
Uganda
5 votes
80%
20%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
5 votes
40%
60%
Cambodia
5 votes
80%
20%
Ghana
5 votes
100%
Kazakhstan
5 votes
60%
40%
Suriname
5 votes
60%
40%
Oman
4 votes
75%
25%
Reunion
4 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
4 votes
75%
25%
Madagascar
4 votes
50%
50%
Paraguay
4 votes
75%
25%
Tanzania, United Republic of
3 votes
33%
67%
Virgin Islands, British
3 votes
33%
67%
Satellite Provider
3 votes
33%
67%
Belize
3 votes
100%
Dominica
3 votes
33%
67%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
3 votes
100%
Namibia
2 votes
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Fiji
2 votes
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Asia/Pacific Region
2 votes
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Liechtenstein
2 votes
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Mozambique
2 votes
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Djibouti
2 votes
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Montserrat
2 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
2 votes
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Guadeloupe
2 votes
100%
Belarus
2 votes
100%
Haiti
2 votes
50%
50%
Ethiopia
1 vote
100%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
New Caledonia
1 vote
100%
Yemen
1 vote
100%
Syrian Arab Republic
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Angola
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Aland Islands
1 vote
100%
Botswana
1 vote
100%
Greenland
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Grenada
1 vote
100%
Iraq
1 vote
100%
Armenia
1 vote
100%

  • guest from Michigan, United States 11 months ago:
    what i"m sposed to used on the toilet, I can't look at my keys
  • guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 1 year ago:
    Buy another phone, or wait out in the f****ing cold for hours....-__-
  • guest from Texas, United States 5 hours ago:
    I picked the wrong one. You can get more keys or pick your lock.
  • dragahMaleBronze Medal from Michigan, United States 10 hours ago:
    keys to what
  • DrewhfBronze Medal from Colorado, United States 1 day ago:
    It's really hard to get another set of keys. And my keys aren't backed up on the internet.
  • JustSomeAussieGuyMale from Queensland, Australia 3 days ago:
    My keys don't have porn on them :)
  • guest from North Carolina, United States 3 days ago:
    My phone is a piece of crap and I have a lot of important things on my key ring
  • guest from New York, United States 5 days ago:
    Yea like I'm gonna pay 1,000s of dollars for I new iPhone
  • boblMaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Virginia, United States 6 days ago:
    don't have a phone or keys sooo
  • TristinLover123Bronze Medal from Texas, United States 6 days ago:
    so hard... but I dont have keys. im 12...
  • guest from New Jersey, United States 1 week ago:
    Have extras
  • guest from Ontario, Canada 1 week ago:
    HOW R U SUPPOSED TO GET TO THE TOILET GENIUS
  • guest from California, United States 1 week ago:
    i dont have a cellphone. WIN!
  • guest from Iowa, United States 1 week ago:
    if you lost your keys you could call someone on your PHONE that you still HAVE and they can help
  • guest from Ontario, Canada 1 week ago:
    i don't have a phone...
  • westcookieSilver Medal from Singapore 1 week ago:
    I don't have keys for anything
  • guest from Gloucestershire, United Kingdom 2 weeks ago:
    got a blackberry, wouldn't matter if I lost it, it's crap...
  • guest from Wisconsin, United States 2 weeks ago:
    Realize it was in your hand the whole time.
  • guest from Ontario, Canada 2 weeks ago:
    Apple Care b*tch.
  • guest from Ontario, Canada 2 weeks ago:
    Apple Care B****
  • guest from Georgia, United States 2 weeks ago:
    Call someone
  • guest from Guam 2 weeks ago:
    I want a new phone
  • guest from Florida, United States 2 weeks ago:
    My phone is absolute sh*t, so why not?
  • MegaT2RBronze Medal from Beyrouth, Lebanon 2 weeks ago:
    And if I don't have a Phone gonna go with that
  • guest from Minnesota, United States 2 weeks ago:
    I can get in through the window
  • guest from California, United States 3 weeks ago:
    there is an app called find my iPhone and you can always just call your phone
  • scrambled_eggs from Connecticut, United States 3 weeks ago:
    find my iphone
  • guest from Virginia, United States 3 weeks ago:
    My cells way to distracting anyway
  • guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:
    Can't ring your keys
  • guest from Virginia, United States 3 weeks ago:
    Just call your cell phone, from your home phone.
  • guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom 4 weeks ago:
    No porn on keys
  • bebipinkuSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia 1 month ago:
    i dont have keys
  • guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:
    I have a password for my cell
  • laurenhFemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:
    Other people have my keys
  • guest from Kansas, United States 1 month ago:
    I already have to climb in through the window.
  • guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:
    And if you had a cell phone but no keys you could call a tow truck
  • guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:
    there's always another spare you can make a copy of
  • andrews3MaleBronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:
    depends what keys . situation. like if ur far away from ur house and lose ur car keys along with like safe keys , would cost more. depends waht kind of phone. i think alot of people here base their decisions of the pictures used here lol
  • guest from Rhode Island, United States 1 month ago:
    I can pick locks
  • MrKingdomSlayerMaleBronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:
    you have no idea have muchtimes i was locked out my house
  • yellowsnow100MaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from California, United States 1 month ago:
    just an idea break a window, its cheaper then a phone!
  • guest from Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam 1 month ago:
    WHERE MY KEYS WHERE MY PHONE WHERE MY KEYS WHERE MY PHONE
  • guest from Maine, United States 1 month ago:
    Just use another phone to call the damn thing
  • agarMale from Rizal, Philippines 1 month ago:
    don't need keys to get in room
  • guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    I would just use my spare key
  • kiddzeusMaleBronze Medal from New York, United States 1 month ago:
    NOT MY KEYS BECUASE SOME BODY COULD FIND THEM CLOSE TO MY HOUSE AND ROB ME
  • guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:
    Key tracking punks
  • guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:
    Can't lose something I never had.
  • RedSmartieBronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:
    My phone would cost like $500 to replace plus it has private stuff on it.
  • guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:
    Last time I tried calling my keys to find them it didn't work out to well.
  • mymeo1011Silver MedalBlue Star from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:
    i don't have keys loool
  • guest from Alabama, United States 1 month ago:
    Find my phone
  • guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:
    I can buy a new phone
  • guest from Arizona, United States 1 month ago:
    i could use the one under the potplant i have 4
  • annoyonmous69Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:
    there's an app for that
  • guest from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:
    I'd just call it with my friends phone or something.
  • guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:
    I got spare keys, but not a spare phone
  • guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:
    Easy, pick the locks
  • guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:
    just call the phone >>
  • guest from Nebraska, United States 1 month ago:
    Iphone can now unlock your car and house for the right app u n i g g e r s who have no swag would lose your cell phone
  • guest from the United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    A WHERE ME KEYS A WHERE ME PHONE!!!!!
  • guest from California, United States 1 month ago:
    call it or gps it
  • guest from Delaware, United States 1 month ago:
    Never said how long >:D
  • guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:
    Can't call keys
  • guest from the United States 1 month ago:
    I have spare keys
  • guest from Massachusetts, United States 1 month ago:
    dont have a phone, and no, I'm not crazy
  • _Dragon50_MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Queensland, Australia 1 month ago:
    my phone, which does not exist
  • guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:
    Keys cost less
  • guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 1 month ago:
    getting new keys doesn't cost as much as buying a new phone
  • bobjMaleBronze Medal from Nebraska, United States 1 month ago:
    I have Nomophobia so i cant live without my phone lol
  • guest from Washington, United States 2 months ago:
    There's an app for finding ur phone
  • guest from Florida, United States 2 months ago:
    Did not lose my smartphone
  • MattG2013MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondBronze Crown from Washington, United States 2 months ago:
    You cant call keys
  • guest from Illinois, United States 2 months ago:
    I'm a kid xD f,,,, off
  • guest from Indiana, United States 2 months ago:
    20 dollars for a key or 400 for a phone?
  • guest from New York, United States 2 months ago:
    if you lost your phone there would be a chance someone would break into your house and then steal your phone plus more
  • jtowBronze Medal from Milton Keynes, United Kingdom 2 months ago:
    Where me keys, where me phone
  • guest from New York, United States 2 months ago:
    Car > Phone
  • guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    car key costs $150 to replace. I am about to get a new phone
  • guest from Ohio, United States 2 months ago:
    My phone rings.
  • guest from Maryland, United States 2 months ago:
    nobody calls me anyeay.
  • danielp2MaleBronze Medal from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    hee heee heeeee, i dont have a cell phome xD
  • guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:
    cell phone. i can replace it
  • guest from the United Kingdom 2 months ago:
    weres my keys weres my phone?
  • guest from Japan 2 months ago:
    woo
  • guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:
    Keyes dont allow porn to be watched
  • chussia from Washington, United States 2 months ago:
    The fun part is, I don't have a cell phone
  • guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    I lose both all the time
  • sportsallthewayBronze Medal from New York, United States 2 months ago:
    if you loose your key a person can esaly get into ur house
  • guest from the United States 2 months ago:
    I hate phones. I barely want to talk to people in person so why the hell do they think I'd want to do it over phones?
  • guest from Shanghai, China 2 months ago:
    go to a locksmith
  • AdrianaFemaleGold MedalBlue Star from California, United States 2 months ago:
    joke's on you I have no phone or keys :D love being a kid
  • guest from the United States 2 months ago:
    i dont have keys. suck it
  • guest from Tennessee, United States 2 months ago:
    my phone definitely happens more...