Would you rather be a Lawyer or Doctor?

Would you rather be a By alexw Male Site Owner 1 year ago

Lawyer

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98,791 votes
768 comments

Doctor

job, random, lawyer, doctor, career

Guys
1,198 votes

42.5%

57.5%

Girls
1,151 votes

39.8%

60.2%

Unknowns
96,442 votes

41.18%

58.82%

United States
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Canada
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United Kingdom
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Germany
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Netherlands
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Norway
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Ireland
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France
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Sweden
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Portugal
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Denmark
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Brazil
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Mexico
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Romania
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Spain
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United Arab Emirates
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Austria
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Belgium
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Israel
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India
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Hong Kong
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Malaysia
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Puerto Rico
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Croatia
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China
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Japan
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Estonia
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Indonesia
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Egypt
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Colombia
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Argentina
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Thailand
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Kuwait
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Russian Federation
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Hungary
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Taiwan
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Pakistan
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Jamaica
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Chile
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Lithuania
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Jordan
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Cyprus
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Dominican Republic
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Malta
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Qatar
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Panama
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Guam
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Costa Rica
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Venezuela
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Luxembourg
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Macedonia
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Bahamas
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Georgia
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Bahrain
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Guatemala
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Vietnam
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Morocco
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Ukraine
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Jersey
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Trinidad and Tobago
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Isle of Man
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Albania
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Barbados
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Peru
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Iran, Islamic Republic of
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Honduras
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Netherlands Antilles
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Ecuador
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Cayman Islands
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Bolivia
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Aruba
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Europe
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Algeria
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Mongolia
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Faroe Islands
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Mauritius
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Guernsey
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Tunisia
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Virgin Islands, U.S.
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Guyana
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Sudan
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Kazakhstan
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Suriname
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Paraguay
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Namibia
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Antigua and Barbuda
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Oman
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Bangladesh
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Nepal
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Cambodia
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Uruguay
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Tanzania, United Republic of
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Madagascar
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Saint Lucia
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Belize
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Maldives
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Reunion
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Haiti
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Uganda
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Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
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Ghana
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Aland Islands
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Liechtenstein
2 votes

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Angola
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Belarus
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Montserrat
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Virgin Islands, British
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Dominica
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Greenland
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Fiji
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Asia/Pacific Region
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Senegal
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Syrian Arab Republic
1 vote

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Zimbabwe
1 vote

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Ethiopia
1 vote

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Grenada
1 vote

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Vanuatu
1 vote

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French Polynesia
1 vote

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Djibouti
1 vote

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Zambia
1 vote

100%

Satellite Provider
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Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote

100%

Martinique
1 vote

100%

Myanmar
1 vote

100%

Saint Kitts and Nevis
1 vote

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Lesotho
1 vote

100%

Anguilla
1 vote

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Mozambique
1 vote

100%

Armenia
1 vote

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Moldova, Republic of
1 vote

100%

Guadeloupe
1 vote

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Iraq
1 vote

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Botswana
1 vote

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guest from Australian Capital, Australia 1 year ago:

high expectations asian dad approves of this question
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guest from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

my last name is love so id be Dr.Love :)
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 1 day ago:

sew der ass LOL
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 day ago:

if its md lawyer if ph.d then doctor
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guest from Arizona, United States 2 days ago:

a lowyer is more stressful but i would be better at it. oh and that pics from greys anadimy :( im sad i know that
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guest from the United Kingdom 3 days ago:

You mean would I wanna be an annoying talkative who just wants to win every argument? NO!!!
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guest from Michigan, United States 6 days ago:

Lawyers have to lies every day, I couldn't live with myself if I was a lawyer
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guest from Texas, United States 6 days ago:

DOCTOR WHO BITCHES!
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guest from California, United States 6 days ago:

lawyer because if you do something wrong they go to jail and not die
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guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 6 days ago:

i hate blood
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guest from Hong Kong 1 week ago:

If I was a doctor I would change my last name to Acula
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guest from Jakarta Raya, Indonesia 1 week ago:

I'd rather save people's lives than spend hours in a court.
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guest from Arizona, United States 1 week ago:

Lawyer (less blood)
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guest from the United States 1 week ago:

I like to argue my case!
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 week ago:

I dont want to look at peoples " parts "
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guest from Texas, United States 1 week ago:

I want to save lives
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 week ago:

I wanna be THE DOCTOR
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guest from Idaho, United States 1 week ago:

And your fried
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guest from Surrey, United Kingdom 1 week ago:

OBJECTION!
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alphasmarts8022 Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Indiana, United States 1 week ago:

blood . . . *shuder*
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guest from South Carolina, United States 1 week ago:

McDreamy!!
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guest from Illinois, United States 2 weeks ago:

lawyers make more money
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guest from California, United States 2 weeks ago:

You have to save lives...he'll no.
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 2 weeks ago:

OBJECTION!
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loganlandis Male Bronze Medal from Missouri, United States 2 weeks ago:

i'm not a very good liar.
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MeatShieldMel Silver Medal from Iowa, United States 2 weeks ago:

Do 59% actually know what they would really be doing?
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guest from New Jersey, United States 2 weeks ago:

So would you rather kill people or save people.
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guest from Virginia, United States 2 weeks ago:

*lives
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guest from Virginia, United States 2 weeks ago:

Doctors save lies....
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guest from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:

who wouldnt want to stare at patrick dempseys face for hours.................and hours........and hours......
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guest from Durham, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:

Why not zoidberg?
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mm61675 Silver Medal from Maryland, United States 3 weeks ago:

mcdreamy!!
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guest from Washington, United States 3 weeks ago:

Take that!
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guest from Washington, United States 4 weeks ago:

doctors seem like the cheery type
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Axeoasis Silver Medal from Missouri, United States 1 month ago:

breast cancer test!
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

My mom says I would be a good lawyer. My dad says Lawyers are filthy, money-suckers
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Potato Male Bronze Medal from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

Guy from Australia doesn't know what asian people look like very well
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guest from Quebec, Canada 1 month ago:

HARVEY
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

I like to argue...
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Peyton Female Silver Medal from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

Others as lawyers: I object your honour!/ Me as a lawyer: Oh hell no! Sit your ass down, sh*t just got serious.
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Mockingvenus Female Silver Medal from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

feelin boobies all day
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Be a liar or a life saver?
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mimismurf Female Silver Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from Massachusetts, United States 1 month ago:

my life long dream is to be a lawyer... i have no idea why
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guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

I can yell at people as a lwayer
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girlpowerz Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

i cant handle the sight of blood
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

Doctors get the ass
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Alixsea Bronze Medal from Washington, United States 1 month ago:

We all know where lawyers go...
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guest from Louisiana, United States 1 month ago:

As long as I only do what's rifht
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guest from Nova Scotia, Canada 1 month ago:

Ruin people or save people...
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guest 1 month ago:

If a lawyer win's the case, the other person hates them, if the lawyer loses, both of the people hate them. It's a lose/lose situation. I mean, everyone hates lawyers.
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

Docter
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Bitches love doctors
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

docotr
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RedSmartie Bronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:

Lawyer. Not as much blood involved. :D
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

doctors get sewed
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livichow Bronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:

I don't wanna be responsible for someone going to jail, and i could be a pediatric doctor.
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guest from South Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

I am great at debating. So lawyer.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

A Mexican Lawyer?? I think not I'll be a doctor
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

I don't wanna be a lawyer. Lawyers are lying, greedy, money-loving scum.
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dragonglue5 Male Bronze Medal from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

I argue to much
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wickwick8 Silver Medal from New York, United States 1 month ago:

both kinda suck
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

Doctor
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JudyAce Bronze Medal from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

I have no idea why i chose this...
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guest from Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium 1 month ago:

Laywer doctors r just depressingeven tho they r nice ppl and save lives
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autumn Silver Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:

if your defendant looses a case when they get out of jail theyll find u and kill u
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mymeo1011 Silver Medal Blue Star from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

lawyers dont accidentally kill people
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guest from the United Kingdom 1 month ago:

U get paid ten times being lawyer more than being a doctor
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

more $
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guest from the United Kingdom 2 months ago:

I'd get to say "I work with Mr. Banks" :D
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guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:

is that seth macfarlane?
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

be a doctor cuz if girls have a boob problem you would get to see their boobs
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

Doctor? Doctor who?
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guest from Manchester, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

if ur a doctor u can save lives!
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

I'm already a copy right lawyer I make 500,000 dollors a year
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guest from Florida, United States 2 months ago:

Steal my money or steal my money.... hmm.
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guest from Illinois, United States 2 months ago:

Only one of these are beneficial to society. The other is a leach.
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

there was a point in my life when i wanted to be a lawyer
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 2 months ago:

negroes gay
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guest from Manitoba, Canada 2 months ago:

Mothaf***in dr McDreamy
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

Geinocologist uf thats how its spelled
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guest from the United States 2 months ago:

Doctors help people lawyers are b*tches that want money
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guest from Shanghai, China 2 months ago:

id rather save lives
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shaelynfrancis Bronze Medal from Washington, United States 2 months ago:

I can't stand to see people in pain. :(
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MasterT82 Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from Pennsylvania, United States 2 months ago:

doctors get paid like the world trade
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guest from the United States 2 months ago:

What kind? Harvey Specter lawyer or Greg House doctor, or generic lawyer vs. generic doctor?
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

doctor deal with gross stuff
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

save lives and earn money rather than save criminals and steal money.
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guest from the United States 2 months ago:

A good lawyer?
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guest from the United States 2 months ago:

last name's fine so i'd be Dr. Fineee
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guest from Connecticut, United States 2 months ago:

Lawyer = no surgery
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PhilosophicalGal Female Silver Medal Blue Star from London, City of, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

I'd be a doctor that does no bloody stuff
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guest from Illinois, United States 2 months ago:

*durr
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guest from Illinois, United States 2 months ago:

Doctor. Due
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MarilynKnows Female Gold Medal Super Star from Maryland, United States 2 months ago:

My moms a lawyer...dad is a doctor with a patent in scoence(chemistry)
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TurtlesandUnicorns88 Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from District of Columbia, United States 3 months ago:

I would be a doctor that does law...
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guest from New Brunswick, Canada 3 months ago:

i'm stubborn and not very good with blood

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