Would you rather... (By callumg MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 5 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
1,772 votes
48.3%
51.7%
Girls
1,534 votes
28%
72%
Unknowns
110,594 votes
39.26%
60.74%

Votes by country map view

United States
67,455 votes
40%
60%
United Kingdom
9,064 votes
40%
60%
Australia
6,834 votes
37%
63%
Canada
6,192 votes
40%
60%
Unknown
1,823 votes
35%
65%
Germany
1,643 votes
30%
70%
Netherlands
1,352 votes
40%
60%
Spain
1,140 votes
44%
56%
New Zealand
1,000 votes
37%
63%
Sweden
858 votes
28%
72%
Norway
764 votes
35%
65%
Ireland
742 votes
41%
59%
Mexico
695 votes
37%
63%
Denmark
581 votes
33%
67%
Finland
540 votes
32%
68%
Singapore
536 votes
41%
59%
France
509 votes
30%
70%
Philippines
472 votes
41%
59%
United Arab Emirates
427 votes
41%
59%
South Africa
410 votes
32%
68%
Portugal
403 votes
48%
52%
Italy
383 votes
49%
51%
Indonesia
383 votes
40%
60%
Romania
351 votes
43%
57%
Brazil
320 votes
42%
58%
Argentina
317 votes
54%
46%
Malaysia
307 votes
38%
62%
Belgium
302 votes
35%
65%
India
301 votes
46%
54%
Saudi Arabia
274 votes
40%
60%
Greece
269 votes
39%
61%
Switzerland
269 votes
36%
64%
Croatia
251 votes
38%
62%
Austria
250 votes
29%
71%
Hong Kong
224 votes
51%
49%
Serbia
195 votes
38%
62%
Israel
188 votes
36%
64%
Colombia
184 votes
42%
58%
Turkey
164 votes
40%
60%
Czech Republic
159 votes
31%
69%
Bulgaria
158 votes
46%
54%
Poland
152 votes
36%
64%
Puerto Rico
147 votes
44%
56%
Slovenia
138 votes
33%
67%
Chile
134 votes
51%
49%
Hungary
129 votes
29%
71%
Europe
129 votes
30%
70%
China
123 votes
37%
63%
Japan
122 votes
50%
50%
Thailand
117 votes
42%
58%
Estonia
117 votes
35%
65%
Iceland
114 votes
26%
74%
Kuwait
112 votes
38%
62%
Egypt
112 votes
50%
50%
Venezuela
87 votes
52%
48%
Qatar
82 votes
39%
61%
Vietnam
80 votes
53%
47%
Pakistan
80 votes
39%
61%
Latvia
80 votes
46%
54%
Costa Rica
77 votes
43%
57%
Slovakia
75 votes
36%
64%
Lebanon
74 votes
58%
42%
Ecuador
61 votes
52%
48%
Dominican Republic
60 votes
55%
45%
Republic of Lithuania
59 votes
37%
63%
Peru
56 votes
63%
37%
Russia
56 votes
39%
61%
Jamaica
55 votes
38%
62%
Macedonia
55 votes
55%
45%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
54 votes
48%
52%
South Korea
53 votes
28%
72%
Panama
52 votes
33%
67%
Trinidad and Tobago
51 votes
43%
57%
Malta
50 votes
40%
60%
Albania
50 votes
56%
44%
Cyprus
48 votes
44%
56%
Jordan
43 votes
35%
65%
Lithuania
40 votes
23%
77%
Unknown
40 votes
30%
70%
Morocco
37 votes
32%
68%
Bahrain
37 votes
32%
68%
Kenya
36 votes
53%
47%
Ukraine
36 votes
50%
50%
Anonymous Proxy
35 votes
49%
51%
Republic of Korea
35 votes
40%
60%
Uruguay
34 votes
59%
41%
Bahamas
34 votes
41%
59%
Russian Federation
32 votes
25%
75%
Guam
31 votes
42%
58%
Luxembourg
29 votes
31%
69%
Tunisia
29 votes
28%
72%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
27 votes
59%
41%
Honduras
26 votes
31%
69%
Guatemala
26 votes
58%
42%
Bangladesh
26 votes
46%
54%
Taiwan
26 votes
65%
35%
Mauritius
25 votes
44%
56%
Barbados
23 votes
39%
61%
Montenegro
23 votes
22%
78%
Seychelles
21 votes
33%
67%
Iraq
20 votes
40%
60%
Paraguay
20 votes
40%
60%
Iran
20 votes
50%
50%
Nigeria
19 votes
26%
74%
Oman
19 votes
58%
42%
Jersey
18 votes
33%
67%
Nepal
17 votes
35%
65%
Cambodia
16 votes
31%
69%
Faroe Islands
15 votes
40%
60%
Georgia
15 votes
40%
60%
Bolivia
15 votes
47%
53%
Belize
15 votes
60%
40%
Netherlands Antilles
14 votes
36%
64%
Isle of Man
14 votes
36%
64%
Sri Lanka
14 votes
43%
57%
Brunei
14 votes
50%
50%
Maldives
13 votes
31%
69%
Aruba
13 votes
23%
77%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
12 votes
50%
50%
Bermuda
12 votes
33%
67%
Cayman Islands
12 votes
33%
67%
Algeria
11 votes
27%
73%
El Salvador
10 votes
30%
70%
Kazakhstan
10 votes
10
90%
Sudan
9 votes
56%
44%
Azerbaijan
9 votes
56%
44%
Suriname
8 votes
38%
62%
Ethiopia
8 votes
75%
25%
Palestinian Territory
7 votes
29%
71%
Mongolia
7 votes
43%
57%
Ghana
7 votes
43%
57%
Myanmar [Burma]
7 votes
43%
57%
Nicaragua
6 votes
33%
67%
Gibraltar
6 votes
50%
50%
Guernsey
6 votes
17%
83%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
6 votes
50%
50%
Brunei Darussalam
6 votes
100%
Afghanistan
6 votes
33%
67%
Belarus
6 votes
100%
Namibia
6 votes
33%
67%
Palestine
6 votes
33%
67%
Mozambique
5 votes
40%
60%
Mariana Islands
5 votes
100%
Haiti
5 votes
40%
60%
Republic of Moldova
5 votes
60%
40%
U.S. Virgin Islands
5 votes
40%
60%
Syria
5 votes
60%
40%
Saint Lucia
4 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
4 votes
25%
75%
Tanzania, United Republic of
4 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
4 votes
50%
50%
Armenia
4 votes
25%
75%
Reunion
4 votes
25%
75%
Fiji
4 votes
25%
75%
Guyana
4 votes
75%
25%
Andorra
4 votes
50%
50%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
25%
75%
Laos
4 votes
100%
Curaçao
4 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania
4 votes
50%
50%
Macao
4 votes
50%
50%
Antigua and Barbuda
3 votes
100%
Yemen
3 votes
100%
Uganda
3 votes
33%
67%
Angola
3 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
3 votes
33%
67%
Syrian Arab Republic
3 votes
33%
67%
Zambia
3 votes
33%
67%
British Virgin Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
Montserrat
2 votes
100%
Myanmar
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
Asia/Pacific Region
2 votes
50%
50%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
100%
Saint Martin
2 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
2 votes
50%
50%
Macau
2 votes
100%
Aland Islands
2 votes
100%
Swaziland
2 votes
100%
Cameroon
2 votes
50%
50%
Malawi
2 votes
50%
50%
Madagascar
2 votes
100%
Botswana
2 votes
50%
50%
Senegal
2 votes
100%
Uzbekistan
2 votes
100%
Grenada
2 votes
100%
Bonaire
2 votes
50%
50%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Greenland
1 vote
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
1 vote
100%
Dominica
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
New Caledonia
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Åland
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
Somalia
1 vote
100%
Guadeloupe
1 vote
100%
American Samoa
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Papua New Guinea
1 vote
100%
Sint Maarten
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Mauritania
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Cuba
1 vote
100%
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    5 years ago
    ico +605
    guest from California, United States
    Marry Poppins~
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    5 years ago
    ico +460
    laurena FemaleSuper Star from Virginia, United States
    i could wak people with it
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    I could carry the little cocktail umbrellas
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    That's what Chinese people do to block the sun lol
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    I could fly
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    #nobraindamage
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Scotland, United Kingdom
    I look less retarded.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    covers more sun and rain XD
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Take it off godamit no one said you couldnt
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Umbrellas are AWESOME
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Nymeria but can an umbrella protect you from a knife chucked at your head?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    montanaman24 MaleGold Medal from Montana, United States
    ride my bike always duh
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Waikato, New Zealand
    Be like "im just going for a ride!" ;3
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    safety first
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'd just keep headbutting people like a rabid bull
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    3 months ago
    ico
    goldenwatch MaleSilver Medal from Wisconsin, United States
    block the sun and rain, I AM SAFE FROM NATURE
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    Wacky! Wacka
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    hide it
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    its called being MARY POPPINS
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    *scream* The Sun! Wait, I have an umbrella. No one ever did believe I was vampire.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    subzero5433 MaleGold Medal from Maryland, United States
    head butt!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    "Safety is number 1 priority"
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Sun umbrella.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    U can stand under my umbarella-ella-ella
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Visayas, Philippines
    Carry an umbrella doesnt mean I use it, just put it in the hot pouch
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Mumen Rider lol
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockholm, Sweden
    At least i wont get hurt
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Jeffy all the way
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    4 months ago
    ico
    darkboy4321 MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Washington, United States
    Safety first
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    5 months ago
    ico
    Emi45 MaleSilver Medal from El Beni, Bolivia
    Oh yeah
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Scotland, United Kingdom
    Decorate it so it looks like hair
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    HEAD BUTT
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I once tripped and landed on my head. So, yeah. I need this
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    For when I fall...
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    5 months ago
    ico
    Obsidianleaf Silver Medal from California, United States
    I will wear goggles, armour and I will be the Mumen Rider
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I would use the little paper umbrellas that they put in cups lol
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Juvia!!! (Fairy Tail fans will understand this...)
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Stab people with it
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I pick helmet because just imagine you fell on your head??!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Break the helmet
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kirklees, United Kingdom
    Supercalifragalisticexpialidosious
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    I'd just move to some place always raining then
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Always travel on a bike or scooter :)
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I can be like Jeffy
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Frickin Marry Poppins!!!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    It could be a super tiny one
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh
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    7 months ago
    ico
    Caddles Bronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    No bird poop :)
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    i sorta already do this...
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Does not say it has to be open
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    "You can never be too careful" would be my modow
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    It can be hot or it rains
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    cocktail umbrella
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Protects you from sun, snow, rain
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Dude! U don't have to carry it! IDIOTS
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Damn I meant to be marry poppins
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    just use your bike
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    7 months ago
    ico
    Boat, parachute, role model...
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Calabarzon, Philippines
    how can you sleep with umbrela
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    I'm the penguin
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Micheal Jackson
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
    The umbrella doesn't have to be up
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    It did not say it had to be open or in plain sight so...
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    ANOTHER NICK QUESTION ME WANNA BE CARLOS FROM BIG TIME RUSH
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    8 months ago
    ico
    hongkong7722 FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from New Jersey, United States
    Unicorn helmet
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    8 months ago
    ico
    iluvhorses25 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from North Carolina, United States
    A spoonful of honey helps the medicine go down
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    U can barely get through any doors with a problem!!!
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    8 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Colorado, United States
    MARY POPPINS CLUB FTW
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I'm dancing in the rain
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    carlos from big time rush
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    my best friend wears a bicycle everywhere he goes
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    Atleast my hands wont get tired
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I'll be Carlos from big time rush
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    HAPPYWHEELS
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    throw it away then magically get it back a few hours later
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Whacking and being fancy
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    ((((((((((((((((;
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I carry an umbrella in my bag everyday!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    My dad does
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    It might rain out of nowhere!!!!!!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    here, the new invention that means you don't need sunscreen and all you need is to hold this!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    It's a cane
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I would get a really small one plus it would be handy
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I can wear it on my waist!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Wait, how will I take a shower?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    Safety first
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Head butt the sh*t out of people
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Penguin is umbrella gun
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    i would not have to carry the umbrella every were
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    10 months ago
    ico
    jonathant3 Male from Hong Kong
    Safety first!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Basel-City, Switzerland
    IF YOU WANA HAVE SEX WITH THE HELMET SAY WATCH OUT IM HARD BUT HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAINT TO YOUR GF IM HAVING SEX WITH AN UMBRELLA..
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    A parsol.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    their a kid who always wheres a helmet in school every where never takes it off
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Hmm... No one ever said no drink umbrellas!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    No body said it had to be open
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
    i could whack people over the head with it if they piss me off instead of using my fists
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    i chose unbrella
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    safty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    to hide my bad hair cut i got on the last page
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    bad luck
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    did any one else think of ginger kids in south park and there sunbrella's
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest Gold Medal from California, United States
    sun,rain,snow come at me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    i could be clear!(character in a show)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Region de Rabat-Sale-Zemmour-Zaer, Morocco
    Ella ella eh eh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    andrzejk MaleSilver Medal from England, United Kingdom
    Bicycle Helmet (+20 to Armor)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    They said open but they didnt say it has to go on my head :3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    THErussiantimmy MaleSilver Medal from Washington, United States
    It shows the sign of aristocrat
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    That would be fun X3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Safety first
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Well I don't need to worry about the weather
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Provincie Overijssel, Netherlands
    i can slap someone
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    Bad luck for7 years
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    i need a helmet with the birds that like trying to steal my hair from my head
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I'm a trend setter;)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    The mini ones in drinks
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    The sun hurts my skin so me like everyday xD
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Aaaaaa spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down! The medicine go doooown . . .
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    guest Bronze Medal from Santa Cruz, Argentina
    umbrellas are elegant
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    i would look uh special needs if i wore a bicycle helmet
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    I could just turn it into a master chief helmet
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    it it looks cool
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I could close it
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    it could be a tiny umbrella like in drinks
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    guest from Nairobi Area, Kenya
    7 years bad luck
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    guest from Bucuresti, Romania
    safety first!
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    guest from California, United States
    If your in school its better to wear a helmet than umbrella
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    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    Live in England
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I can wear it and then take it off
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Just a spoon full of sugar
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    this helmet looks badass
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    #MaryPoppins
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    start a trend
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    Never open an umbrella inside
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I can hit people with it
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    BOOM BOOM HUMAN RHINO CMON GUYS HEADBUTT ANYONE ON YOUR WAY OOOOHHHHH YEAH+ it's exercise with a bike
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    if u went inside you would have bad luck because opening a umbrella inside is bad luck btw im not ronnie this time XD
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Benchwarmers!
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    I can stab people with the unbrella
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    guest from Washington, United States
    1. You will never have to worry about a head injury.
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    yup
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Marry Poppins
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    guest from Hesse, Germany
    IDIOTS AND FU*KERS
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    iPhone MaleBronze Medal from Alabama, United States
    instant weapon
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    The_blue_pheonix Male from Queensland, Australia
    Helmet for the magpies
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Bad luck fo me
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Live in FL already half to
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Why did it have to be open?: magic.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    No
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    guest from Provincia de Lima, Peru
    ANOTHER. Just no
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    In the shade, on rain, and black wind
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Makes me feel like Mary Poppins! Just a little bit of sugar helps the medicine go down!
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    It could be a little cocktail umbrella.
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    lol
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    guest from California, United States
    Open umbrellas are bad luck indoors
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Umbrella indoors = badluck
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Be protected from falling pianos. ( Comment from the song YOLO by the Lonely Island ft. Adam Levine and Kendrick Lamar.)
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    ebonywolf Silver MedalBlue Star from New Jersey, United States
    Tell people I'm a vampire and freak them out. Also, protection from sun when it's too sunny, and more fashionable than a helmet.
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    guest from Northland, New Zealand
    For safety
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    im special
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    guest from New York, United States
    Fancy
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    guest from California, United States
    At least it doesn't matter very much
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    guest from California, United States
    It could be folded on your belt
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    guest from California, United States
    Learn to read its an OPEN umbrella
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    guest Bronze Medal from Virginia, United States
    No one says you can't have both or take it off
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    guest from New York, United States
    Safety First Kids
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm a vampire
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    guest from California, United States
    Extra safety
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I'm a vampire
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I can use my bike everywhere I go
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    DarthNaver Gold Medal from Washington, United States
    it could be a sercret weapon hat ijects people with a leathal serum
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    I would rather be mysterious than some retarded kid
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    guest from New York, United States
    this is dumb
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    ebonywolf Silver MedalBlue Star from New Jersey, United States
    I'd tell people I'm a vampire and scare them.
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    XzbunnyzX FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Leinster, Ireland
    I live in a place where it rains a lot
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    people will think you are stupid if you carry an umbrella all the time.
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    guest from KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
    AHHH! I JUST HURT MY TOE [email protected]#$%^&*(
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Who knows might be hot
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    people'll think i'm from "umbrella"
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    guest from California, United States
    could keep it closed and walk around with it and use it like a cane
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    guest from California, United States
    Open umbrella inside? I don't think so.
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    andrewm12 MaleBronze Medal from Georgia, United States
    be the penguin from bat man
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Safety first
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Protection!!!
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    guest from South Dakota, United States
    stab everyone!
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    guest from Geneva, Switzerland
    The,question mark.
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I'll Mary Poopins the sh*t out of it
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    guest from California, United States
    Protection
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    guest from Medway, United Kingdom
    Wear a black suit with it
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    If it's a bike helmet it makes you look retarded...
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    guest Silver Medal from Fife, United Kingdom
    stab them if they dis you
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    chantzb MaleSilver Medal from Alberta, Canada
    a small one would be funny
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    guest from Nacional, Dominican Republic
    About to have sex girl say "got protection"
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    you could be struck by lightning if you carry an umbrella besides if you fall on you head wareing the helmet you won't get her't head geer!!!
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Never said how small it is.
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Bad luck to carry around an open umbrella in places
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    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    yassss mary poppins
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    guest from New York, United States
    Safety first!