Would you rather be stuck in a elevator with... 2 wet dogs or 2 fat men with bad breath?

Would you rather be stuck in a elevator with... By Lindzzz Female Bronze Trophy Gold Crown 2 years ago

2 wet dogs

OR

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2 fat men with bad breath

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guest from Massachusetts, United States 11 months ago:

the elevator will fall
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Nymeria Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from Massachusetts, United States 11 months ago:

that dog picture is so adorable!
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 day ago:

I'll help them exercise
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guest from Worcestershire, United Kingdom 2 days ago:

I always have a spare hair dryer in my bag lol so I could dry them XOXOXOX
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guest from Wyoming, United States 2 days ago:

i grew up with dogs. i don't mind the smell
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guest from Utah, United States 4 days ago:

I love dogs. =D
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Nicholson Male Bronze Medal from Victoria, Australia 5 days ago:

dogs are cute ^_^
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kealy Bronze Medal from Australian Capital, Australia 6 days ago:

as long as the dogs arnt chihahs
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scarf Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from British Columbia, Canada 1 day ago:

Well considering the fact that there's no such thing as a chihah, you're probably good.
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guest from Illinois, United States 6 days ago:

Dry em off with your shirt
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guest from Sao Paulo, Brazil 1 week ago:

think, its a dog anyway
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 week ago:

2 wet dogs I love dogs
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guest from Florida, United States 1 week ago:

Who would ever want to go in an elevator with two fat men that their breath stinks?
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guest from Texas, United States 1 week ago:

At least dogs are cute :)
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guest from the United Kingdom 1 week ago:

Bad breath oh I could die
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guest from Alberta, Canada 1 week ago:

at least dogs dry off and are cute
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 week ago:

2 wet cute little dogs yes
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Mhia Silver Medal from Virginia, United States 2 weeks ago:

I'd pet the doggies :)
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 weeks ago:

dog can dry
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DylzOnline Bronze Medal from Jersey 2 weeks ago:

Change the men to fat chicks and we have a deal...lol.
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guest from California, United States 2 weeks ago:

too much weight
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guest from Devon, United Kingdom 2 weeks ago:

Dogs take up less space
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guest from the United States 2 weeks ago:

At least theres no awk social interaction
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guest from California, United States 2 weeks ago:

who the hell picked the second one?
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guest from Indiana, United States 2 weeks ago:

Dogs are cute so I pick dogs
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guest from Georgia, United States 2 weeks ago:

I love dogs!
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guest from Nevada, United States 2 weeks ago:

I like getting squished and you can always cover your mouth with your shirt
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Iulia from the United Kingdom 2 weeks ago:

When a dog gets wet, what does it do? Answer: it shakes, and very efficiently — a large, soggy dog can shed as much as 70% of the water in its fur in just four seconds. And you don't wanna be there when this happens!
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guest from Texas, United States 3 weeks ago:

I luv puppies...why would they be in an elevator
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guest from Illinois, United States 3 weeks ago:

I'm scared of dogs
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guest from Australia 3 weeks ago:

Mans best friend
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guest from Guam 3 weeks ago:

If we get stuck I'll had some pillows
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sunduss Female Silver Medal from London, City of, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:

2 wet dogs
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guest from Connecticut, United States 3 weeks ago:

wet like sexually?
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 3 weeks ago:

EWWW THEY ARE POO
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guest from Virginia, United States 3 weeks ago:

Gross fat people
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kayteaf Female Bronze Medal from Washington, United States 3 weeks ago:

dogs :Y who cares if they are wet plus you can pet them and play with them and who cares about getting a little wet plus wet dog smell doesn't really bother me :I
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AlexKyanna from North Carolina, United States 3 weeks ago:

Ewh.
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guest from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:

go watch fluffy iglesias "OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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lol123 Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Bronze Crown from Hovedstaden, Denmark 3 weeks ago:

trolol
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kelseyc Female Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States 3 weeks ago:

Aww the dogs :)
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derpina111 Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Sicilia, Italy 3 weeks ago:

doggies are cute in anyway, and they will sometime dry off right?!
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guest from New Jersey, United States 3 weeks ago:

u r so funny!! LOL :o hahahahahahaha
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guest from Victoria, Australia 4 weeks ago:

2 wet dogs. They'll dry sooner or later
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

Why not both?
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guest from Iowa, United States 1 month ago:

i love puppies
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

The men won't make me terrified. MORBIDLY afraid of wet dogs.
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ScarlettRosie Bronze Medal from Oregon, United States 1 month ago:

puppy!
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guest from Haute-Normandie, France 1 month ago:

What if I'm stuck with 2 wet fat men with bad breath?
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guest from Gateshead, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

I wouldn't mind dogs cause there cute
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hothead369963 Male Silver Medal Super Star from New South Wales, Australia 1 month ago:

i dont think even one of them would fit inside
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

puppies!
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guest from Quebec, Canada 1 month ago:

Just make shure the fat guys keep their mouth shut.
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Peyton Female Silver Medal Blue Star from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

Love dogs.
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guest from South Dakota, United States 1 month ago:

2 wet dogs. I have to deal with 4 anyway.
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Becky101 Silver Medal from Norfolk, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

IM CACAMORPHOBIC. I AM TERRIFIED OF FAT PEOPLE
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guest from Alabama, United States 1 month ago:

Neither
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guest from Tennessee, United States 1 month ago:

i love fat men with bad breath..
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

Dogs
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mimismurf Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from Massachusetts, United States 1 month ago:

i am VERY afraid of dogs....
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geoffroyp Male from Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium 1 month ago:

i love dogs
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

Die
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

would due in the elevator
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jadew Female from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

Wet dogs can be cute...fat people aren't.
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

Wet dogs don't smell THAT bad
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guest from Portsmouth, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

The dogs will dry, the fat men will get hungry and eat you.
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

id rather not be squished
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ProudtobeBritish Male Silver Medal Blue Star from Surrey, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

So long as they don't eat me (the dogs, not the fat guys) then the dogs.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

As far as I know, fat men with bad breath often don't have rabies and don't bite. Wet dogs might.
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

the dogs will eventually dry
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

Who the hell wants to stay with fat people :/ eeew
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guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

I would be scared they would eat me
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

Wtf is this question
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

I like dogs
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

I'm scared of dogs...but two wet ones *shivers*
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

Stairs time!
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

We're did you get that pic
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

dogs
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TheFieryPhoenix Male Bronze Medal Blue Star from New York, United States 1 month ago:

I am a fat man with bad breath
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guest from South Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

Two wet dogs!! I love dogs! Wet or dry
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

2 wet dogs what is this stupid question day
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Beeline Gold Medal Super Star from Kentucky, United States 1 month ago:

Two wet dogs because I'm claustrophobic and very shy.
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Who the hell actually picked option B? What are you allergic to water?
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

Im alergic to dogs. :C
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guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:

Love animals
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kawaiidesudesudesu Male Bronze Medal from California, United States 1 month ago:

At least I'll have more space.
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

i like dogs but i dont like fat people
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kittymiaow Bronze Medal from Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 1 month ago:

aw i love dogs
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

wet dogs dont really smell bad to me
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guest from KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa 1 month ago:

fat men
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redleif1 Bronze Medal Blue Star from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

I'd rather shoot myself
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dragonglue5 Male Bronze Medal from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

just give the fat dudes orbit gum lol
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

wet dogs
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guest from West Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

neither
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guest from Tennessee, United States 1 month ago:

The bars are hilarious
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guest from Havering, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

wet dogs
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 2 months ago:

the dogs will soon dry
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guest from Florida, United States 2 months ago:

I'm a fat guy that woNt work