Would you rather be stuck in a elevator with... 2 wet dogs or 2 fat men with bad breath?

Would you rather be stuck in a elevator with... By Lindzzz Female Bronze Trophy Gold Crown 2 years ago

2 wet dogs

OR

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2 fat men with bad breath

animals, dogs, dog, random

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guest from California, United States 11 months ago:

dogs are so cute i don't mind getting wet, but those men. One wont even fit inside and stinky breath
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megans Female Bronze Medal Super Star from North Carolina, United States 1 year ago:

they would dry sooner or later and i could play with them!
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guest from Havering, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

wet dogs
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 2 months ago:

the dogs will soon dry
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guest from Florida, United States 2 months ago:

I'm a fat guy that woNt work
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guest from Missouri, United States 2 months ago:

tic tac
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joses Male Bronze Medal from Illinois, United States 2 months ago:

I LIKE EMMA WATSON
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ryanm3 Male Bronze Medal from Indiana, United States 2 months ago:

SKIP lol
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guest from Rhode Island, United States 2 months ago:

What if the wet dogs had rabies & were vicious? O_o
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andrewl4 Male Bronze Medal Blue Star from Florida, United States 2 months ago:

Wet dogs are still cute.
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 2 months ago:

mmm doggies
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guest from Southampton, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

1st
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guest from Ohio, United States 2 months ago:

good point
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guest from Washington, United States 2 months ago:

Both it's such a turn on
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guest from Missouri, United States 2 months ago:

I'd hug those dogs as I was passing out
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guest from Washington, United States 2 months ago:

I love wet dogs, they are like normal dogs but slightly pathetic looking, and more needing of attention
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Time_Princess16 Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia 2 months ago:

dogs are cool
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guest from Iowa, United States 2 months ago:

Those big I'd be afraid it might excede the capacity
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guest from California, United States 2 months ago:

The dogs so I can take them home and have them as my pet :)
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

the men can control themselves and they won't be sniffing my crotch
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guest from Lancashire, United Kingdom 2 months ago:

gross men might try and rape u
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guest from Minnesota, United States 2 months ago:

unless the dogs are vicious and have rabbies
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 2 months ago:

The dogs wouldn't crush me to death.
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guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:

What if one of the fat men farted?
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guest from Ontario, Canada 2 months ago:

Dogs
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guest from Michigan, United States 2 months ago:

dogs are always cute XDDD
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guest from Indiana, United States 2 months ago:

Luv dogs fatties r just weird! No affence!!!
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Guest_9019260 Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star from California, United States 2 months ago:

look at the cute puppies!
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guest from Iowa, United States 2 months ago:

doggies... ^^
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guest from North Carolina, United States 2 months ago:

I can get away with killing the dogs
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guest from Alabama, United States 2 months ago:

2 wet dogs... fat people are disgusting regardless of how their breath smells
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guest from New York, United States 2 months ago:

LMFAO.
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

the elevater will so brake!!!!
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guest from Perak, Malaysia 2 months ago:

What if one of em farts
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guest from Arkansas, United States 2 months ago:

no offense fat guys
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 3 months ago:

Yeah the dogs idk who would pick the other
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guest from North Carolina, United States 3 months ago:

Wet dogs because elevators with more than 2 people in it scare me
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

I need room, and wet dogs will take up less space.
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PhilosophicalGal Female Silver Medal Blue Star from London, City of, United Kingdom 3 months ago:

Doggy!!!!
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jtjas Bronze Medal from Virginia, United States 3 months ago:

i would befriend the dogs
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MikelPickle Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from Texas, United States 3 months ago:

They cant fit and if they could it could fall
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guest from Illinois, United States 3 months ago:

Dogs. Or I would be literally stuck. >-<
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guest from Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom 3 months ago:

what kind of dogs?
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guest from New Jersey, United States 3 months ago:

Just cover your nose
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rubyrings23 Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from the United States 3 months ago:

once they dry off, PLAYTIME PUPPIES!!!!
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

the dogs can dry....
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guest from Arizona, United States 3 months ago:

Wet dogs.
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TurtlesandUnicorns88 Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from District of Columbia, United States 3 months ago:

those are dudes and there is only one dog, can you not see???????????
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bigears4567 Silver Medal from Ohio, United States 3 months ago:

2 wet dogs
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 3 months ago:

I love dogs so I wouldn't even mind if they got me wet
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guest from New Mexico, United States 3 months ago:

i would play with the dogs on the way but with 2 fat guys with bad breath i would pobabley die 0_0
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guest from California, United States 3 months ago:

It doesn't say how wet or if they'd touch u
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guest from New York, United States 3 months ago:

2 wet dogs
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ripjaw246 Silver Medal from the United States 3 months ago:

at least the dogs will dry off quickly with faties it would be like hell
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

At least that way I won't get turned into a flat pan cake
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

I could adopt the dogs
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

lol if you picked 2 fat men then your either really really gay or your really really f***ed up
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guest from Connecticut, United States 3 months ago:

dont make fun of fat people! they have enough on their plate! XD
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 months ago:

Whats wrong with a dog
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guest from California, United States 3 months ago:

they look good
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guest from Arkansas, United States 3 months ago:

i personally like the smell of wet dog
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alliek Female Silver Medal from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:

2 wet dogs
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lilbird123 Female Bronze Medal Blue Star from Alabama, United States 3 months ago:

ew
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GMKOAG Male Silver Medal Blue Star from Florida, United States 3 months ago:

dogs dry off
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guest from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:

I h8 dogs but i h8 fat even more! S the dogs i would b squished on some fat stranger's stomac eeeewwww
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kevinw Male Bronze Medal Blue Star from New York, United States 3 months ago:

i should wear a rainn coat on the first one
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guest from Florida, United States 3 months ago:

Two men peter griffon and Chris riffon
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MikelPickle Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from Texas, United States 3 months ago:

I could play with them
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guest from Florida, United States 3 months ago:

Doggies are cute and they might be clean and just took a bath
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guest from California, United States 3 months ago:

Doggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 3 months ago:

the elevator will break. pounds is 1,0000,00000.
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bernardt Male Gold Medal Blue Star from Texas, United States 3 months ago:

wet dogs
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guest from Netherlands 3 months ago:

Peppermint?
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guest from Florida, United States 3 months ago:

I'm scared 4 fat ppl >HALP
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guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom 3 months ago:

funny man
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guest from Minnesota, United States 3 months ago:

Wet dogs
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guest from Oregon, United States 3 months ago:

I have bad allergies so I would not be able to breathe a good
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YEPPERS Silver Medal from the United Kingdom 3 months ago:

Would be hilarious.
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guest from Michigan, United States 3 months ago:

As long as they don't talk...
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

dogs are cute no matter how wet
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Fat men
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guest from Maine, United States 4 months ago:

First of all the pic shows hogs not dogs. Dogs are mythycal creatures. Second of all... DUUHH!
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kenna_h Female Gold Medal Super Star from Georgia, United States 4 months ago:

...I like the smell of wet dogs...
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guest from Oregon, United States 4 months ago:

I'm scared of dogs.
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guest from Florida, United States 4 months ago:

yea but 2 fat guys will be entertaing
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guest from Connecticut, United States 4 months ago:

Wet dogs rent that bad
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guest from Illinois, United States 4 months ago:

Oh em gee. I date fat man. Like totes
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guest from Alaska, United States 4 months ago:

two wet dogs cause dogs are cute
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guest from Alabama, United States 4 months ago:

why would dogs be in an elevator
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Doggy :)
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guest from Indonesia 4 months ago:

2 wet dogs
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alecat2376 Silver Medal Blue Star from Iowa, United States 4 months ago:

I wouldn't be squished
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Two wet dogs are not as bad as two fat men with bad breath
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guest from Washington, United States 4 months ago:

2 dogs <3 .w. who care's if they're wet I'd still pet them and I wouldn't care if they got me wet
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Kiera Silver Medal Blue Star from Plymouth, United Kingdom 4 months ago:

I love wet dogs, two wet dogs are so much better than fat things.....
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:

I love dogs
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guest from Illinois, United States 4 months ago:

LOVE DOGS
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:

I'm cynophobic