Would you rather be stuck in a elevator with... 2 wet dogs or 2 fat men with bad breath?

Would you rather be stuck in a elevator with... By Lindzzz Female Bronze Trophy Gold Crown 2 years ago

2 wet dogs

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147,219 votes
1,155 comments

2 fat men with bad breath

animals, dogs, dog, random

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93%

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91%

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92%

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88%

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95%

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91%

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92%

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89%

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92%

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95%

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90%

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93%

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86%

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jrfricke Silver Medal Super Star from Michigan, United States 1 year ago:

The dogs would dry quickly. The fat guys would just smell worse.
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RosemaryMellark Female Silver Medal Super Star from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

fat people kill you with farts
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

i love dogs
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

the dogs will dry eventually. also, everybody hates fat people. even fat people
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mluke18 Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from United States 8 months ago:

Nasty
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

doggies!!!
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

ok i meant the dogs.. BUT WHAT IF THEY BITE ME?!?
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guest from Bolu, Turkey 8 months ago:

lol poor fat people
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guest from Oregon, United States 8 months ago:

Dogs are cute, fat men are not.
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shuckamc Male Bronze Medal from Georgia, United States 8 months ago:

claustophobic
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

There's more space with the dogs...
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guest from Ontario, Canada 8 months ago:

What's so terrible about wet dogs?
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guest from New Jersey, United States 8 months ago:

8% are fat people with bad breath...
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guest from New Jersey, United States 8 months ago:

What's wrong with wet dogs?
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guest from Oregon, United States 8 months ago:

I'm fat, and fawkthat noise.
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guest from Florida, United States 8 months ago:

HAH! 92% Hahah wow.
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 8 months ago:

Doggies! :D
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guest from Oregon, United States 8 months ago:

91% are missing out.
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guest from Florida, United States 8 months ago:

I am part of the 8%...yessss
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 8 months ago:

dogs because we are not crashing down
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guest from Iowa, United States 8 months ago:

they will dry
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guest from Colorado, United States 8 months ago:

There's nothin' friendlier than a wet dog.
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adamantarmor Silver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States 8 months ago:

more space
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guest from Zuid-Holland, Netherlands 8 months ago:

i didnt take a shower in 2 weeks.. i choose wet dogs
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guest from Queensland, Australia 8 months ago:

wet dogs
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3Ddogo Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star Bronze Crown from Karpos, Macedonia 8 months ago:

whats wrong with wet dogs
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

I'm not a people person anyways.
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guest from Texas, United States 8 months ago:

Because dogs are cute
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 8 months ago:

I'm cynophobic
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guest from Washington, United States 8 months ago:

what if they were rabie k9 dogs.
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 8 months ago:

Love dogs
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guest from Nordjylland, Denmark 8 months ago:

A wet dog is the most freindlyest thing in the world.
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guest from Victoria, Australia 8 months ago:

at least the dogs are cute and nicer and don't take up space
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guest from Victoria, Australia 8 months ago:

dogs are cute
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guest from New Jersey, United States 8 months ago:

Wet doggies :P
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

I'm claustrophobic... Dogs may be wet, but wont take up that much room..
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 8 months ago:

who the hell put wet dogs in an elevator???
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guest from Illinois, United States 8 months ago:

dogs pls
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CrazyChixo Female Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Diamond Gold Crown from New South Wales, Australia 8 months ago:

these questions just get weirder and weirder...
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WWEdeadman Male Gold Medal Super Star from Steiermark, Austria 8 months ago:

8% are afraid of dogs.
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guest from New York, United States 8 months ago:

dogs will dry, breath will get worse
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Richard Male from Texas, United States 8 months ago:

I like wet dog smell
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guest from France 8 months ago:

I voted for the fat men :p (I'm afraid of dogs)
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paragon Male Bronze Medal Blue Star from Ontario, Canada 8 months ago:

i love dogs...
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guest from Bayern, Germany 8 months ago:

i wouldn't wanna be in a room with 1 dog. even if its dry. seriously, i hate dogs...
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guest from Texas, United States 8 months ago:

2 wet dogs
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guest from California, United States 8 months ago:

PUPPY!
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cherylc Bronze Medal from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 8 months ago:

thos 2 fat men will suffocate me
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guest from Kentucky, United States 9 months ago:

I think the 2 fat men will have alot more than bad breath... Just saying
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guest from California, United States 9 months ago:

I love dogs so i have no problem
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guest from Ohio, United States 9 months ago:

I would be worried more about the max weight limit of the elevator with the overweight gentlemen!!
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guest from Hawaii, United States 9 months ago:

i hug wet dogs.
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guest from Alabama, United States 9 months ago:

Dogs are awesome, people suck
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Alwind Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from California, United States 9 months ago:

i wouldnt feel awkward around the dog.
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guest from Virginia, United States 9 months ago:

at least i can fit with the dogs
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guest from New Jersey, United States 9 months ago:

Some dogs can bite and kill.
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guest from Australia 9 months ago:

HOW ABOUT YOU
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guest from New York, United States 9 months ago:

i love dogs and the elavator cable would brake
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SkullZMinus Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from New Jersey, United States 9 months ago:

They smell.. But hey. The elevator is safe and you're able to fit through the door.
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guest from Utah, United States 9 months ago:

youd be squished from the fat guys
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guest from New Jersey, United States 9 months ago:

fat people oh no
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guest from Nevada, United States 9 months ago:

I already live with two fat guys with bad breathe.
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guest from Florida, United States 9 months ago:

doggy :3
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guest from Clarendon, Jamaica 9 months ago:

i have a dog and wet dog smell isn't so bad
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guest from California, United States 9 months ago:

wow.....
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guest from Washington, United States 9 months ago:

sorry, i'm scared of dogs that much
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guest from Tennessee, United States 9 months ago:

i love doggies
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guest from United States 9 months ago:

Dogs can dry off...
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guest from United States 9 months ago:

Akita a bath very often
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guest from United States 9 months ago:

I love dogs, and I give my
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guest from California, United States 9 months ago:

At least you get to be in there with cute doggies :)
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guest from Victoria, Australia 9 months ago:

you can dry dogs
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guest from Alaska, United States 9 months ago:

You would get in more trouble for eating the fat guys
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guest from Borgarfjardarsysla, Iceland 9 months ago:

i love dogs soo....
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guest from Podkarpackie, Poland 9 months ago:

50% vs 50%
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guest from United States 9 months ago:

wet dogs
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guest from Glasgow City, United Kingdom 9 months ago:

Dogs can dry off, fat men cant get skinny
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guest from Wyoming, United States 9 months ago:

when you have anxiety of being alone and have been stuck in an elevator before, you'll know...
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guest from Australia 9 months ago:

the dogs would eventually dry
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guest from United States 9 months ago:

i had dogs begore so i am used to it
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wishiee Female from Alberta, Canada 9 months ago:

8% have issues...........
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guest from Kentucky, United States 9 months ago:

doggies!
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f4tlard Male Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star from United States 9 months ago:

I would throw mints at them.
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guest from North Carolina, United States 9 months ago:

maybe i could fall asleep on there natural love seat?
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guest from Australia 9 months ago:

dogs r cuuuute!
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guest from Strabane, United Kingdom 9 months ago:

2 wet dogs
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matthew1596 Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from California, United States 9 months ago:

Teh doggy is so cute ￣ω￣
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guest from Manitoba, Canada 9 months ago:

the dogs will eventually get dry, fat men with bad breath dont just whip out some mouthwash and a weight watchers plan
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guest from Georgia, United States 9 months ago:

the dogs will dry
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guest from Delaware, United States 9 months ago:

hahaha sorry fat people
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luispatrickd Male Silver Medal from Quezon City, Philippines 9 months ago:

I rather be in that elevator with two wet dogs than prefer to die from bad breath.
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guest from Illinois, United States 9 months ago:

ive been in an elevator with both my wet dogs. it wasnt that bad
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guest from Virginia, United States 9 months ago:

Fat people can take the damn stairs
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guest from South Carolina, United States 9 months ago:

Wet dogs smell awesome.
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brianc2 Male Silver Medal Super Star from Kansas, United States 9 months ago:

wet dogs, at least the dogs dont talk or take up as muh room. Plus they wouldnt sweat out bacon all over you.
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guest from Kansas, United States 9 months ago:

wtf? wet dogs shake and will get me dirty. fat people i can laugh at later
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guest from California, United States 9 months ago:

whats wrong with 2 wer dogs??? lol =D
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guest from Tennessee, United States 9 months ago:

2 wet dogs at least i would have elbow room
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RatherThisRatherThat Male Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star Bronze Crown from New York, United States 9 months ago:

I bathe my dog and always get wet. I don't see what the the big deal is.

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