Would you rather have (By guest from the United States  3 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
944 votes
15.6%
84.4%
Girls
800 votes
14.6%
85.4%
Unknowns
46,990 votes
12.84
87.16%

Votes by country map view

United States
31,143 votes
14%
86%
United Kingdom
3,656 votes
12
88%
Australia
3,048 votes
11
89%
Canada
2,604 votes
12
88%
Unknown
1,248 votes
12
88%
Germany
523 votes
12
88%
Netherlands
450 votes
11
89%
New Zealand
373 votes
9
91%
Sweden
349 votes
9
91%
Ireland
296 votes
15%
85%
Norway
293 votes
11
89%
Singapore
197 votes
10
90%
Denmark
190 votes
12
88%
France
171 votes
19%
81%
Finland
162 votes
13
87%
Mexico
157 votes
11
89%
United Arab Emirates
141 votes
11
89%
Portugal
136 votes
9
91%
Philippines
131 votes
13
87%
Romania
127 votes
9
91%
South Africa
118 votes
6
94%
India
106 votes
13
87%
Austria
94 votes
13
87%
Europe
94 votes
20%
80%
Brazil
92 votes
16%
84%
Saudi Arabia
91 votes
15%
85%
Hong Kong
91 votes
10
90%
Greece
85 votes
18%
82%
Croatia
81 votes
16%
84%
Switzerland
80 votes
18%
82%
China
78 votes
15%
85%
Spain
76 votes
18%
82%
Indonesia
75 votes
8
92%
Israel
73 votes
4
96%
Belgium
73 votes
10
90%
Serbia
66 votes
9
91%
Malaysia
64 votes
22%
78%
Puerto Rico
58 votes
14%
86%
Slovenia
57 votes
5
95%
Turkey
55 votes
13
87%
Czech Republic
49 votes
6
94%
Italy
48 votes
13
87%
Bulgaria
45 votes
13
87%
Iceland
44 votes
11
89%
Estonia
42 votes
10
90%
Egypt
42 votes
19%
81%
Hungary
41 votes
17%
83%
Poland
40 votes
20%
80%
South Korea
37 votes
8
92%
Japan
34 votes
3
97%
Qatar
33 votes
9
91%
Kuwait
33 votes
6
94%
Lithuania
33 votes
3
97%
Thailand
31 votes
10
90%
Colombia
30 votes
13
87%
Argentina
28 votes
18%
82%
Russian Federation
26 votes
19%
81%
Jordan
25 votes
4
96%
Costa Rica
23 votes
30%
70%
Slovakia
23 votes
4
96%
Trinidad and Tobago
20 votes
5
95%
Cyprus
20 votes
10
90%
Anonymous Proxy
20 votes
15%
85%
Panama
19 votes
21%
79%
Lebanon
18 votes
6
94%
Vietnam
18 votes
6
94%
Jamaica
18 votes
17%
83%
Malta
17 votes
24%
76%
Pakistan
17 votes
100%
Dominican Republic
17 votes
100%
Macedonia
17 votes
6
94%
Latvia
16 votes
6
94%
Seychelles
16 votes
19%
81%
Kenya
15 votes
13
87%
Bahamas
14 votes
14%
86%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
14 votes
14%
86%
Guam
14 votes
21%
79%
Venezuela
14 votes
14%
86%
Albania
13 votes
100%
Bahrain
12 votes
8
92%
Morocco
12 votes
17%
83%
Chile
11 votes
9
91%
Netherlands Antilles
11 votes
100%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
11 votes
18%
82%
Taiwan
10 votes
10
90%
Isle of Man
10 votes
100%
Tunisia
10 votes
20%
80%
Faroe Islands
9 votes
11
89%
Barbados
8 votes
13
87%
Honduras
8 votes
13
87%
Luxembourg
8 votes
13
87%
Jersey
7 votes
100%
Bolivia
7 votes
14%
86%
Ukraine
7 votes
14%
86%
Nepal
7 votes
100%
Peru
6 votes
67%
33%
Sri Lanka
6 votes
17%
83%
Nigeria
6 votes
17%
83%
Cayman Islands
6 votes
100%
Aruba
6 votes
17%
83%
Oman
5 votes
20%
80%
Guernsey
5 votes
100%
Uruguay
5 votes
100%
Ecuador
5 votes
100%
Brunei Darussalam
4 votes
25%
75%
Belize
4 votes
100%
Antigua and Barbuda
4 votes
100%
Algeria
4 votes
100%
Mauritius
4 votes
25%
75%
Georgia
4 votes
25%
75%
Maldives
4 votes
100%
Gibraltar
4 votes
100%
Myanmar
3 votes
67%
33%
Guatemala
3 votes
100%
Iraq
3 votes
100%
Azerbaijan
3 votes
100%
Mariana Islands
3 votes
100%
Suriname
3 votes
33%
67%
Cambodia
3 votes
100%
El Salvador
3 votes
33%
67%
Mongolia
3 votes
100%
Bangladesh
3 votes
33%
67%
Asia/Pacific Region
2 votes
100%
Tanzania, United Republic of
2 votes
100%
Ghana
2 votes
50%
50%
Guyana
2 votes
100%
Aland Islands
2 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
2 votes
50%
50%
Angola
2 votes
100%
Bermuda
2 votes
100%
Sudan
2 votes
100%
Kazakhstan
2 votes
100%
Haiti
2 votes
100%
Afghanistan
2 votes
100%
Armenia
2 votes
50%
50%
Palestinian Territory
2 votes
100%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
2 votes
100%
Montserrat
2 votes
100%
Ethiopia
2 votes
100%
Andorra
1 vote
100%
Moldova, Republic of
1 vote
100%
Macau
1 vote
100%
Syrian Arab Republic
1 vote
100%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
1 vote
100%
Fiji
1 vote
100%
Namibia
1 vote
100%
Virgin Islands, British
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
1 vote
100%
Belarus
1 vote
100%
Saint Lucia
1 vote
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
1 vote
100%
Zambia
1 vote
100%
Reunion
1 vote
100%
Liechtenstein
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
Uganda
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Greenland
1 vote
100%
Yemen
1 vote
100%
Montenegro
1 vote
100%
Nicaragua
1 vote
100%
New Caledonia
1 vote
100%
Swaziland
1 vote
100%
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    3 months ago
    ico +39
    guest from New York, United States
    the first choice scares me
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    2 years ago
    ico +302
    guest from New York, United States
    that looks like the damn human centipede
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    2 days ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    There is literally no question. "Good" sex would gross me out to no end, and pooping feels good.
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Victoria, Trinidad and Tobago
    sex can ever be bad btw I am 13 f
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    1 week ago
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    guest from East Lothian, United Kingdom
    How many people are in that pic on the left??!!! WTF???
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    bad sex cant possibly be that bad. atleast id get into a pussy rather than my hand
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    what sort of question is this thoo
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Any sex is good sex.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Wtf
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from London, City of, United Kingdom
    F*ckin loved that episode XD
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    1 month ago
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    bethanycostello FemaleSilver Medal from Ohio, United States
    love that episode of sp
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    How are these related?
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    2 months ago
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    soniai FemaleSilver Medal from Lagos, Nigeria
    *sigh* Only on South Park..
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    2 months ago
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    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    Oh god. That one looks................... Weird.......................................
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    let it out! sounded weird
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    That picture for the first option terrifies me.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    The first picture is majorly disturbing
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    2 months ago
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    guest Bronze Medal from Finland
    a) It's gay sex!
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    2 months ago
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    Hydar MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Victoria, Australia
    Lol wtf
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    2 months ago
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    DylanSharkVenom MaleBronze MedalBronze Trophy from Pennsylvania, United States
    XD
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    3 months ago
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    Taylor564 FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Essex, United Kingdom
    Wrong blooming button
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
    But that's gay sex , guys . I don't think you want this
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    ...
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Germany
    doesnt say what type of sh*t it means. i wanna get the best sh*t (house) of my life
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Ahhh!
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    3 months ago
    ico +39
    guest from New York, United States
    the first choice scares me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    And the second choice doesn't?!!
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    4 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from New York, United States
    the image on the left turned me off
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    I love Randy...
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    4 months ago
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    mrbabikins MaleSilver Medal from Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
    i enjoy sh*tting >:)
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    You can have sex later
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Sex is like sex, when its good it's great, when it's good it's still pretty good!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Because South Park.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    hmmmm well
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    4 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    What question is this...wtf
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Slovenia
    Does orgasm come with the best sh*t?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    I've dun this before
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
    if that's what depicts sex then i'll stay outta a human centipede gangbang.
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    5 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I would rather have good sex then bad
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    5 months ago
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    guest Bronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    This is nasty
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    6 months ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    ha ha ha
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    does not matter had sex
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Less awkward.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    xD
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    8 months ago
    ico
    I remember that episode lol
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    8 months ago
    ico
    Matryoshka FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from New York, United States
    Is there really such thing as bad sex.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Lebanon
    I can t tell wat the first picture is
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    9 months ago
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    SPARTA MaleSilver Medal from Texas, United States
    wtf is coming out of his ass
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    9 months ago
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    míam FemaleSilver Medal from Buenos Aires, Argentina
    oh come on!! the PLEASURE that would be do the best sh*t of your life would be like releasing your soul out
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    WTF
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    9 months ago
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    LilacPetal FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Idaho, United States
    Who doesn't wanna take a poop?
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    the feeling of the best sh*t is like having sex
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    9 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Sex
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    10 months ago
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    fruitsbasket11223 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Utah, United States
    that pic looks to weird
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    10 months ago
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    lilys FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from the United Kingdom
    That picture is so disturbing
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    10 months ago
    ico
    davej MaleSilver Medal from the United Kingdom
    what even is that thing in the 1st picture ??????
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    pooping feels great
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    pooping feels great
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Sex is like pizza, when it's good it's REALLY GOOD and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
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    11 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    some things, you just can't un see....
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hovedstaden, Denmark
    I would rather have the worst sh*t of my life, than the best sex. I'm not going to sacrificing myself to the sexual/slutty sides of life, and I'm not religious, but I am not a slut either. (Even though I am a male)
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad, it's still good.
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    1 year ago
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    datmanydocris MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from District of Columbia, United States
    What is this "bad sex" you speak of?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Any guy would love B
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Shit is sh*t
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Really!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Both were South Park refrence
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    oh yes sexxxx
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    randy marsh is the sh*t. mwahahahaa
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    I'm constipated and I tried everything that usually works
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Especially right now because im constipated and tried everything and nothing worked so far
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    When sex is bad it's still pretty good
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from the United States
    U ca. See 5 penises in tht pic!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    sex with a man.....(im not gay)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    I have sex every day, every other day minimum so I guess the best sh*t?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Sheffield, United Kingdom
    Have the best sh*t of your lifee
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    pooooop
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    #2 pic is epic
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    1 year ago
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    brbneedtopiss Female from Indiana, United States
    Already had the worst sex of my life,I ain't scared.
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    1 year ago
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    jonasw MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Skane Lan, Sweden
    none of them
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    what kind of sex is that
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    WHATS WITH U PEOPLE SEX ISNT EVERYTHING U KNOW
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Singapore
    who chose the sh*t one because of south park?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    What if the sex is so bad it was human centipede? The best sh*t could be your favorite model riding your penis while you are doing it
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    1 year ago
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    kristinas Bronze Medal from Nebraska, United States
    That picture of the bodies is from Guantanamo bay. Its a prison, where the prisoners were being abused by American soldiers. Kind of sick to use it as a picture for sex.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    What the hell that looks like the human centipede
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    WTF IS GOING ON IN THERE??!! IS THERE LIKE A HOT GIRL UNDER ALL THAT MAN A$$ GEEZ!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Nuevo Leon, Mexico
    Uhh really
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I feel accomplished when i take a sh*t
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    the best one would be rabbit sh*t
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    the relief afterwards... BLISS!
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    1 year ago
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    RubyGirl FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Croydon, United Kingdom
    sick
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Where the f*ck did they get that picture?!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    RubyGirl FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Croydon, United Kingdom
    hell no
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    1 year ago
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    Love89571 FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from North Carolina, United States
    Option B. :)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    wat kinda question is this?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    is that a question?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    Best sh*t
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    1 year ago
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    henryw MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Louisiana, United States
    lol
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    bad sex is just a myth made up by the greeks.
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    1 year ago
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    johnu Male from the United States
    It must be over 100 curics!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    get it all out a here now
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    oh my gosh that first pic was on tv look at the bottom right corner
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Why does everybody keep saying "Doesn't matter, had sex." Like, for real people, You are so dumb
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    It's either a bad or a good choice. this questions is retarted
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    L l lemon party,?!?! NOOOO
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Honestly, bad sex is still not bad, but both you and your partner aren't too happy about it. The best sh*t of your life however...Taking a massive dump is already vaguely satisfying, I can only imagine what the best one would be like.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I like pooing...
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    nyen
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Every sh1t is a good sh1t. Might as well have the time of your life doing it.
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    2 years ago
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    bizzy1 MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    it looks like a gay gangbang
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    What kind of sex is that?!?!
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    2 years ago
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    guest from the United States
    ew
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    This is very disturbing.....
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    2 years ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    not when it looks like that
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    2 years ago
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    KingCobra295 MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Kentucky, United States
    Agreed
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    2 years ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    ...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    sex is sex
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I would feel SUCCESSFUL!
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    2 years ago
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    Jpotgie MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Australia, Australia
    WHAT!?
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    What the heck is that monstrosity in the choice 1 picture?
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    2 years ago
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    nsadft FemaleBronze MedalBlue Star from New York, United States
    AHHHHHHHH WRONG CHOICE THE REALLY BAD SEX ONE LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Both!
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    None
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Idaho, United States
    What is that?!?
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Hell Yeah
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    2 years ago
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    lazygirl102 Silver MedalBlue Star from Ohio, United States
    it said best
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Had sex
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    2 years ago
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    channingtatumfanX Silver MedalBlue Star from the United Kingdom
    stupid question if you ask me?!
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    2 years ago
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    littlemixer Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    both are really gross and disturbing
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Uhhh o.O
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    2 years ago
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    mkeeg Gold Medal from Virginia, United States
    sex is sex.... that pic isn't sex.... it's.... unknown chaos...
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    2 years ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    are u kidding? The best sh*t of your life is so much better than sex
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Stds make it really bad...
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Grad Zagreb, Croatia
    isn't that the picture of torture of iranian prisoners
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    That would feel good, though.
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    it's just the picture its scarey
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Best
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    guest from Florida, United States
    lol The sex picture is hilarious XD
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Mississippi, United States
    What the hell is going on in the left picture O.O
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    If it's the best sh*t of my life, I'd probably enjoy it more than bad sex.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    sex is like pizza even when its bad its still pretty good
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    what the duck is goin on in that pic lmao
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Popp
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    what kind of choice is that
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    one does not simply have bad sex
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    love that SP episode.
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    2 years ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    Omg that picture is so phucking disturbing and funny at the same time XDD
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    guest from Canada
    dammit wrong button.....
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    imagine the relief!
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    guest from United Kingdom
    Wtf is that pic!
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    i don't even know what im looking at
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    2 years ago
    ico +10
    the best sh*t of my life would be AWESOME!
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    FU CK YES
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    2 years ago
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    WWEdeadman MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Steiermark, Austria
    With sex it is just like with pizza. If it isn't great, it is still kinda good.
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Thuringen, Germany
    where the hell do you get those images O.o?
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    ico
    Bianca90 Bronze MedalBronze Trophy from Al Kuwayt, Kuwait
    Pleasure!
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    2 years ago
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    guest from United States
    What the hell is this? xD
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    guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
    to me, taking a dump is more relaxing than sex. Taking a dump is healthier and refreshing.
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    2 years ago
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    guest from United States
    I answered this on the toilet
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    guest from California, United States
    sex is like pizza, when its good its really good and when its bad.. its still pretty good lol
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    2 years ago
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    guest from United States
    No such thing as bad sex! ;)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    and yet you still choose the other option
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    2 years ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    But guys, when you have a really satisfying sh*t, it's the best feeling ever. Maybe not better than sex, but certainly better than really bad sex!
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    2 years ago
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    guest from United States
    Unless you never sh*t you will have the best sh*t of your life either way
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Sex is like pizza when its good its good. When its bad its still pretty good
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    im always proud of mine no matter how big or small
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    W...t...f...?
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    sex wtih fat cunt ugh disgusting
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    omg thats nasty
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    you notice how the sex picture is from the news :o
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Crap I picked the wrong one
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    guest from New York, United States
    wat IS that?
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    guest from United States
    a good sh*t can be better than sex
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    2 years ago
    ico +45
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    hey sex is sex
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    guest from New York, United States
    But wouldnt you rather have sex that could make orgasms last for weeks instead of really bad sex where i bet you wont even be able to finish
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    even if your raped
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Shit easy
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    2 years ago
    ico +4
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    at least the poop would feel good :D
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    ico +3
    guest from Louisiana, United States
    this is a bad question...i love an awsome sh*t!!
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    2 years ago
    ico +302
    guest from New York, United States
    that looks like the damn human centipede
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    2 years ago
    ico +27
    robbieg MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    holy damn so true
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    2 years ago
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    daisy FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond from Pennsylvania, United States
    lol!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    whatupp FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from California, United States
    i know right
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    DeleahLana FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Ohio, United States
    XD I read this and i almost peed my pants cause I laughed so hard.
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    2 years ago
    ico +2
    guest from Florida, United States
    I like sex but i dnt want bad sex
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    if you pick the best sh*t theres no downside
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    ico +2
    guest from Maryland, United States
    I would feal so much better after
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    ico +3
    guest from California, United States
    south park is aweome
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    3 years ago
    ico +7
    guest from Indiana, United States
    the RELIEF i will get
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    3 years ago
    ico +5
    guest from Missouri, United States
    I pick really bad sex so I can figure out what's going on in that picture.
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    3 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Read: "Would you rather have really bad sex or really good sex."
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    3 years ago
    ico +3
    andyf MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Florida, United States
    you just ask. best thing or worst thing. who WOULDN'T choose the best