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Would you rather... By callumg MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 1 year ago

Be able to talk with all animals

OR

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Be able to speak all foreign languages
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    chrislMaleSuper Star from Ontario, Canada 1 year ago:
    All foreign languages? That includes animals.
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    jcarrollhhsBronze MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States 1 year ago:
    animals arent assholes like people...
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    ChocdameBronze Medal from the United Kingdom 9 hours ago:
    Answer the question and stop tryna be smart asses. And since when is animal whatever a foreign language, Chris?
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    guest from South Carolina, United States 1 day ago:
    I wanna speak to the wolves o.o
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    guest from Australia 1 day ago:
    Just think, you can travel the world and be able to communicate perfectly. Knowledge Is power.
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    guest from Florida, United States 2 days ago:
    they wouldn't have anything much to talk about
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    guest from the United States 2 days ago:
    people are cooler than animals
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States 3 days ago:
    Animals rock!
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    guest from California, United States 3 days ago:
    I can be the human fluttershyXD
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    guest from Minnesota, United States 4 days ago:
    Humans are animals... i can speak anything...
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    guest from Texas, United States 5 days ago:
    Talking to animals like Fluttershy
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    guest from New York, United States 5 days ago:
    What would the animals say, i need to take a sh*t
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    guest from Tennessee, United States 6 days ago:
    I
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    guest from Texas, United States 6 days ago:
    I wanna talk to babi puppy
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    guest from Utah, United States 6 days ago:
    People are animals...
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    guest from Illinois, United States 1 week ago:
    Create an animal army! And take over antarctica
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    kealyBronze Medal from Australian Capital, Australia 1 week ago:
    i wald marry a man mith the last name do little and become a docter
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    guest from Hillingdon, United Kingdom 1 week ago:
    well humans are animals so...
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    guest from Sao Paulo, Brazil 1 week ago:
    talk to animals would be nice, but i think it would be just like people, bad. who knows?
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    guest from Arizona, United States 1 week ago:
    DR.DOLITTLE
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    guest from New Jersey, United States 1 week ago:
    Animals!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 1 week ago:
    Talking to animals sounds fun, but it will most likely lead to a free stay in a padded room. Foreign languages however can lead to lots of money.
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    CandyLegosBronze MedalBlue Star from Oregon, United States 1 week ago:
    So useful.
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    boblMaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Virginia, United States 1 week ago:
    Army of Crows vs. Being able to say Hi in 45 different ways.
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    guest from Louisiana, United States 2 weeks ago:
    I wanna see how animathink of this...Give a dog a rosseta bone!
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    guest from the United Kingdom 2 weeks ago:
    Btw is that animal pic for real?
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    guest from the United Kingdom 2 weeks ago:
    It's so annoying when people try to be smart by picking both. Damn it, it's a game so choose one!
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    guest from California, United States 2 weeks ago:
    I will use the animals for my evil ways heehehehehheahahahamuahahahahagah
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    guest from Ontario, Canada 2 weeks ago:
    I'm the girl from the wild thornberries
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    guest from Tennessee, United States 2 weeks ago:
    Ppl can learn languages with a little effort but animals, now that's a gift
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 2 weeks ago:
    No it doesn't
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    westcookieSilver Medal from Singapore 2 weeks ago:
    animals is not a language though
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    guest from Ohio, United States 2 weeks ago:
    I have always wondered what my dog says about me? I wonder it he cusses me out? :) probably
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    guest from Colorado, United States 2 weeks ago:
    ANIMALS RULE!!!!!!!!!!
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    iaretehcuteMaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Kronobergs Lan, Sweden 3 weeks ago:
    as if you could negotiate with other animals... they are too primitive
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    iaretehcuteMaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from Kronobergs Lan, Sweden 3 weeks ago:
    animal language is too primitive. All human languages = global communication and a more developed brain, which leaves you with a less risk of dying of Alzheimer's disease or something.
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    guest from Texas, United States 3 weeks ago:
    The animal language is foreign so hahaha
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    aubrysFemaleBronze Medal from Arizona, United States 3 weeks ago:
    i dont travel much..
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 3 weeks ago:
    I would create a speech to form an army of animals to destroy the humans.
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    guest from Michigan, United States 3 weeks ago:
    Animals are simple. Therefore, I can have an animal army. BOW BEFORE ME
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    guest from Nevada, United States 3 weeks ago:
    I am a animal person so I have to go with the animals
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    guest from Colorado, United States 3 weeks ago:
    All animals...people are animals even if they speak a different language too
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    guest from California, United States 3 weeks ago:
    Stfu
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    guest from Virginia, United States 3 weeks ago:
    I know English Spanish and tad bits of French and Japanese, do I need to know more?
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    guest from New York, United States 3 weeks ago:
    All languages:ten year old girl
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    guest from Essex, United Kingdom 3 weeks ago:
    You can learn languages, not how to talk with animals.
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    LegallyaliveFemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Maryland, United States 4 weeks ago:
    I don't wanna know what my dog has to say
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    derpina111FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from Sicilia, Italy 4 weeks ago:
    ANIMALS!
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    guest from New Jersey, United States 4 weeks ago:
    Well if you are alone you can always bring an ant and talk to him
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    guest from Durham, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    Christ is dumb
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    guest from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:
    Ohhhhh
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:
    finally a question that lets me be like fluttershy... yay
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    JBRJBRMaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    My dog is a total douchebag... i cant even talk to him without him licking his balls.
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    guest from Washington, United States 1 month ago:
    "hey monkey stop throwing poop"
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    guest from the United States 1 month ago:
    Lol, simple jack
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    guest from California, United States 1 month ago:
    Rather talk to animals. I hate people
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    guest from Windsor and Maidenhead, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    You could learn other languages
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    guest from the United States 1 month ago:
    Animals are every where and theyre bad ass
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    guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:
    An asshole
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    guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:
    You just called yourself ans
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    guest from Gateshead, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    Cause then I can see what is wrong ith animals I'm a vet
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    guest from Gateshead, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    Animals cause them
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    guest from Arizona, United States 1 month ago:
    I'm sorry, but animals would be so annoying.
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:
    Humans are animals, so I already would be able to speak all human languages, and every other animal
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    Petershine from Iowa, United States 1 month ago:
    I would talk to animals just to tell make dog to shut up
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    guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:
    I feel like all I'd get out of animals are "food" or " eat" or " poop"
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    laurenhFemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:
    There's always google translate
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    PeytonFemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:
    Don't want to talk to a bunch of people I'll never meet
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    edwardlMaleBronze Medal from Leicester, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    no it doesn't chrisl
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    girlpowerzFemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:
    animals definitely
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    guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:
    People=Animals
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    guest from Rhode Island, United States 1 month ago:
    damn, just remembered that people are animals, therefore the first choice is an obvious better choice.
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    guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    Humans are animals so I beat the system!
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    guest from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:
    They are the same thing........lol
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    guest from the United States 1 month ago:
    It'd suck if the panda can only speak chinese
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    taliyahjFemaleBronze Medal from Massachusetts, United States 1 month ago:
    all lags
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    guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:
    английский язык
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    davidjMaleBronze Medal from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:
    all languages includes animals
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    jewsburningindaovenMale from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:
    Animals would never have anything interesting to say.
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    guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:
    Imm scared of animals
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    guest from California, United States 1 month ago:
    I already do talk to animals, not actual conversation but when I get lonely
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    GlamSilver Medal from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:
    BE ABLE TO SPEAK ALL FOREIGN LANGUAGES! NOBODY GONNA STEAL FROM ME AGAIN...
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    guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    animalks
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    guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:
    B!tch please!! Humans are animals!!
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    jean-taefMaleBronze MedalBlue Star from New York, United States 1 month ago:
    wait will the animals sound like humans or will u just be able to understand the way they sound?
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    slinkydean11MaleBronze Medal from the United States 1 month ago:
    Animals wouldnt have anything intelligence to say
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    Yurnero514Bronze Medal from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:
    I would set a pack of wolves on non english speakers. Learn now?
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    guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:
    Considering animals have less brain power than humans many of the conversations would be like talking to a Justin Beiber fan I chose foreign languages. And before someone jumps at me I don't like his music and his fans but I have no hate (nor love) for Beiber himself.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:
    I want to talk to cats!That would be awesome
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    guest from Kentucky, United States 1 month ago:
    Animals couldn't have very intelligent conversations.