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Would you rather have By Mewmew Silver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star 1 year ago

constipation for the rest of your life

OR

400 votes
10 comments

non-stop diarrhea for one day
Guys
89 votes
15.7%
84.3%
Girls
71 votes
25.4%
74.6%
Unknowns
240 votes
15%
85%
United States
303 votes
16%
84%
United Kingdom
21 votes
14%
86%
Australia
19 votes
26%
74%
Canada
17 votes
29%
71%
France
5 votes
20%
80%
Croatia
4 votes
100%
Ireland
3 votes
100%
Macedonia
2 votes
100%
Germany
2 votes
100%
Norway
2 votes
50%
50%
United Arab Emirates
2 votes
100%
Poland
1 vote
100%
Belgium
1 vote
100%
Philippines
1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
Romania
1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
Cyprus
1 vote
100%
Netherlands
1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
New Zealand
1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
Denmark
1 vote
100%
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1 vote
100%
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Mexico
1 vote
100%

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    GDG1101MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from California, United States 8 months ago:
    better be saturday cuz i dont do anything on that day
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    andeesSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Minnesota, United States 1 year ago:
    my friend actually has constipation every day...she just has to be on the toilet an hour more than everyone else...so i absolutely hate diarrhea f*ck that sh*t
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    Purple_CowGold MedalSuper Star from California, United States 1 year ago:
    Why;d you have to go make me so CONSTIPATED? Cuz right now, i'll do ANYTHING to just get my bowels EVACUATED... IN THE BATHROOM O_O I sit and I wait and I strain and I swear and clentch and I feel the pain...Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No, no no...
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    MewmewSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Buskerud, Norway 1 year ago:
    Umm, drink water.
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    wingnutGold MedalSuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States 1 year ago:
    Already have the constipation.
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    MewmewSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Buskerud, Norway 1 year ago:
    haha hope it doen't last a lifetime!
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    guest from Florida, United States 1 year ago:
    you could just take exlax
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    ImmanuelTheKantGold MedalSilver TrophySuper StarDiamondSilver Crown from Niedersachsen, Germany 1 year ago:
    I'd use the day to run around town pantsless. If it is truely non-stop, I'd be the best troll ever. The police will try to lock me up, but I'll start flowing their car with processed nourishment, so they will give up and let my ass hang out the window. Then they will sit me down on a toilet with an extra guard having toilet duty, flushing all the time to prevent flooding, but as the diarrhea is non-stop, it will be in vain. Doctors from all over the world will come and physicists will wonder how that non-stop diarrhea could happen, without creating matter from nothing. They will call this "sh*tty matter" and the LHC will try to find the "crap boson". I will of course then claim it was a sign of God and start my own religion. People will ring at your doorbell and go "Good day, have you accepted feces into your life?" .... Yes, that is exactly how it will be.
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 year ago:
    indeed
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    kristygFemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper StarSilver Crown from Ohio, United States 1 year ago:
    You'd die from constipation, and at least the diarrhea would only last one day and wouldn't be quite as painful.