Would you rather have (By Mewmew Silver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star 2 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
109 votes
15.6%
84.4%
Girls
95 votes
25.3%
74.7%
Unknowns
520 votes
17.88%
82.12%

Votes by country map view

United States
510 votes
17%
83%
United Kingdom
49 votes
18%
82%
Australia
44 votes
30%
70%
Canada
38 votes
21%
79%
Ireland
9 votes
22%
78%
Unknown
8 votes
13
87%
France
7 votes
29%
71%
Germany
5 votes
20%
80%
Netherlands
4 votes
100%
Sweden
4 votes
25%
75%
Croatia
4 votes
100%
Singapore
3 votes
100%
Norway
3 votes
67%
33%
Finland
2 votes
100%
India
2 votes
100%
Romania
2 votes
100%
United Arab Emirates
2 votes
100%
Macedonia
2 votes
100%
Denmark
2 votes
100%
Costa Rica
2 votes
100%
Indonesia
1 vote
100%
Europe
1 vote
100%
Hong Kong
1 vote
100%
Austria
1 vote
100%
Switzerland
1 vote
100%
Ethiopia
1 vote
100%
Portugal
1 vote
100%
Panama
1 vote
100%
South Africa
1 vote
100%
Puerto Rico
1 vote
100%
New Zealand
1 vote
100%
Italy
1 vote
100%
Cyprus
1 vote
100%
Serbia
1 vote
100%
Philippines
1 vote
100%
Belgium
1 vote
100%
Poland
1 vote
100%
Mexico
1 vote
100%
China
1 vote
100%
Thailand
1 vote
100%
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    2 months ago
    ico
    whysooperffectt MaleSilver MedalBlue Star from London, City of, United Kingdom
    read it wrong thought it said diarrhea for the rest of your life oops
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    4 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Colorado, United States
    This better be weekend...
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    11 months ago
    ico +2
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Just stay in the toilet.
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    11 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from the United Kingdom
    Only a day.
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    11 months ago
    ico +1
    It'll be that day I don't have anything to do.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    you can get dehydrated with diarrhea so constipation isn't so bad
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Leicester, United Kingdom
    Diarrhoea
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    GDG1101 MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    better be saturday cuz i dont do anything on that day
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    2 years ago
    ico
    andees Silver MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Minnesota, United States
    my friend actually has constipation every day...she just has to be on the toilet an hour more than everyone else...so i absolutely hate diarrhea f*ck that sh*t
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    2 years ago
    ico +3
    Purple_Cow Gold MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    Why;d you have to go make me so CONSTIPATED? Cuz right now, i'll do ANYTHING to just get my bowels EVACUATED... IN THE BATHROOM O_O I sit and I wait and I strain and I swear and clentch and I feel the pain...Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No, no no...
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    Umm, drink water.
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    2 years ago
    ico +2
    wingnut Gold MedalSuper Star from Pennsylvania, United States
    Already have the constipation.
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    haha hope it doen't last a lifetime!
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    you could just take exlax
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    2 years ago
    ico +9
    I'd use the day to run around town pantsless. If it is truely non-stop, I'd be the best troll ever. The police will try to lock me up, but I'll start flowing their car with processed nourishment, so they will give up and let my ass hang out the window. Then they will sit me down on a toilet with an extra guard having toilet duty, flushing all the time to prevent flooding, but as the diarrhea is non-stop, it will be in vain. Doctors from all over the world will come and physicists will wonder how that non-stop diarrhea could happen, without creating matter from nothing. They will call this "sh*tty matter" and the LHC will try to find the "crap boson". I will of course then claim it was a sign of God and start my own religion. People will ring at your doorbell and go "Good day, have you accepted feces into your life?" .... Yes, that is exactly how it will be.
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    indeed
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    2 years ago
    ico +1
    You'd die from constipation, and at least the diarrhea would only last one day and wouldn't be quite as painful.