Would you rather Wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King telling you "you had it your way" or Wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that "you were loving it"?? - Page 3

Would you rather By jmbsonic55 Male Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star Gold Crown 1 year ago

Wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King telling you "you had it your way"

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193,068 votes
2,590 comments

Wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that "you were loving it"?

random, mcdonalds, burger king, fast food, funny, situations, weird, one night stand

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guest from Maine, United States 1 year ago:

haha 69 percent :3
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guest from Florida, United States 1 year ago:

McDonald is every kids dream:)
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guest from New York, United States 4 weeks ago:

Ronald mcdonald
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guest from Texas, United States 4 weeks ago:

The Burger Kig doesn't talk.
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guest from Florida, United States 4 weeks ago:

wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King tell you "you had it your way"
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guest from Illinois, United States 4 weeks ago:

Ronald
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guest from Distrito Nacional, Dominican Republic 4 weeks ago:

nbn
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guest from Florida, United States 4 weeks ago:

At least the king has a mask on so he could hide his face and id try to believe it was a girl. I wouldnt want to smear Ronalds makeup.
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 4 weeks ago:

Mcdonalds is a scary scary place
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guest from Maryland, United States 4 weeks ago:

Hahaha
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 4 weeks ago:

Burger king
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guest from Ohio, United States 4 weeks ago:

neither
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

hahaha
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Pretty sure both is rape
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guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:

GAY QUESTION
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guest from Alberta, Canada 1 month ago:

neither im scared of both of them
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guest from Alaska, United States 1 month ago:

ewwwww :O
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

omg
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BlueberryBoy Male Bronze Medal from Batangas, Philippines 1 month ago:

I'd rather choose burger king. OTL
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guest from Batangas, Philippines 1 month ago:

I'd rather choose burger king. OTL
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ayah Female from Albay, Philippines 1 month ago:

I guess I'll go with burger king.... Ronald is creepy XD
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ayah Female from Albay, Philippines 1 month ago:

XDDD
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guest from Albay, Philippines 1 month ago:

XDDDD
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

ronald mc donald
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald Mcdonald
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

Im not gonna be able to sleep
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

ewe lol
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

The King would be less creepy but he probably has a bigger dick.
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guest from Bromley, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Wake up next to donald
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 1 month ago:

ronald mcdonald..... DATS WUT SHE SAID HAHAHA
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

Like the would you rather question
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

I am scared of Ronald!!
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guest from South Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

I woulda picked both!!
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ChickenFarmer Female from Redbridge, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Maybe I would get a free big mac :O
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

cfhgsdf;g
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

neither
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

Wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald daughter does that count
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

McDonalds
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

bk
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guest from Washington, United States 1 month ago:

Burger king
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Wake up naked next to ronald mcdonald telling you that i was loving it
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

Burger King
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guest from Sheffield, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Burger king
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

mcdonalds my thing
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

Messed up
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guest from West Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

Don't know
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

burger king
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guest from Kentucky, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald is like dude wasn't me and burger king looks so happy at what happened XD
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guest from Varmlands Lan, Sweden 1 month ago:

¨åoäpöl'äkäöpåöolöol+å+öåpygvlkmpo+po0å6t5öå9uik oigåhi 08u´
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

It was my way or the highway.
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 1 month ago:

ronald is a clown and I hate clowns they are so scary so waking up next to the the Burger King instead
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guest from Idaho, United States 1 month ago:

The Burger King. That beard is sexy. Does he have a plastic penis?
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guest from Alaska, United States 1 month ago:

better to be next to a king, than a clown. lmao
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

I have to go with Ronald
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guest from Luton, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

so do i want to be raped by a king or a clown then.
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

burger king guy!
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discman91 Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Badbabab Im rubbing it ;)
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

at least it was my way
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

Burger King Guy
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guest from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:

i would rather die...
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

The king. Ronald is too scary. Lol
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

the king cause hes hot
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

lmfao I'm dying oflaughter
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bozllie from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

both would permanently scar me.
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guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:

None
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

the king
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guest from Washington, United States 1 month ago:

RONALD IS FREAKING SCARY
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guest from Washington, United States 1 month ago:

Look 69%
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guest from Tennessee, United States 1 month ago:

burgeking mcdonald puke
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

ronald
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

funny
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

BK! Lol
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Slitherkeys35 Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

Sore where?
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guest from Louisiana, United States 1 month ago:

I'm a Burger King b*tch! ROYALTY!!!
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:

Neither
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

Burger king
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

burger king
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

would 16 inch rims from a mitsubishi fit my 97 toyota camry?
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

this is just stupid!
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

Wake up by burger king
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

ha
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

lol
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

LOL
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Mono Bronze Medal from Missouri, United States 1 month ago:

IF I had it my way, it was a great night
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guest from Missouri, United States 1 month ago:

Wake up next to the king. If I had it my way then I had a great night
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald McDonald darter does that count ?
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

Eww
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

This question scares me..
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

The burger king guy seems like a creep
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guest from Delaware, United States 1 month ago:

Hail to the King baby.
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Burger King, not a McDonald's fan! Lol
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guest from London, City of, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Burger King
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald
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guest from Alaska, United States 1 month ago:

No
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

I would wanna have both......!!! LOL
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guest from the United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Wake up naked next to ronald McDonald because the guy is dumb AF Soo we probably didn't do anything I just nicked his greasy money :O crown
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guest from the United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Wake up naked with McDonald
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guest from Washington, United States 1 month ago:

Would you rather wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King guy telling you "you had it your way"
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guest from Washington, United States 1 month ago:

Would you rather wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King guy telling you "you had it your way"
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loosebutthole69 Male Silver Medal Blue Star from California, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald is creepy as hell
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Ronald. The King is way too creepy.