Would you rather Wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King telling you "you had it your way" or Wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that "you were loving it"?? - Page 5

Would you rather By jmbsonic55 Male Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star Gold Crown 1 year ago

Wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King telling you "you had it your way"

OR

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Wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that "you were loving it"?

random, mcdonalds, burger king, fast food, funny, situations, weird, one night stand

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discman91 Male Silver Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Badbabab Im rubbing it ;)
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mattp2 Male Bronze Medal Blue Star from Illinois, United States 1 year ago:

Clown in my bed? HELL NO
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brightstar2093 Bronze Medal from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

just creepy
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald McDonald
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guest from District of Columbia, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald McDonald for life!!!!!!!
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guest from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

My way has always been a naked warrior's ritual of extreme murders and ridiculous amounts of animal steaks. Must've had too much mead. Thanks Burger King!
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

first
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

my name is tim white i go to father judge high school and im a junior i like men
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

BURGER King
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Best one evr
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Wake up naked ad sore and without memory of the night before
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guest from Singapore 1 month ago:

id rrrather wake up next to Wendy telling me my recipe has quality.
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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

the burger king.
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

LOL
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guest from Arizona, United States 1 month ago:

Burger king
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

Dude. The king. Ronald looks like a child molester. The king is a badass and a much better story.
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BarbieBrooke Female Bronze Medal Blue Star from Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

I would have any if they gave me a free meal ;)
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

msnlatino
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

ronald scares me... o_O
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

Mc
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guest from Kentucky, United States 1 month ago:

My husband answered "I'd rather wake up to Wendy saying give me the beef!"
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay why isn't Wendy's in there that would be so much better
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guest from West Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

kindda weird
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

Hey, i had it my way...
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

I would choose the Burger King I rather be in bed next to a King then next to a clown
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

Nice one
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

i would rather do the ronald mcdonalds one
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

ronald mcdonald. . .
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guest from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:

why cant there be a neither option?
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

neither
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

haha good one
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Neither because there both stupid.
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

weird
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

mcdonald
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guest from Tennessee, United States 1 month ago:

burger king
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

burger king guy
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guest from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

delite it and
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noahm Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

Everyone like my comment
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

If i had it my way, it means i didn't have it at all
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Beeline Gold Medal Super Star from Kentucky, United States 1 month ago:

I choose Ronald because I would have memory, and I wouldn't sore.
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guest from Alaska, United States 1 month ago:

mac dees
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guest from Oklahoma, United States 1 month ago:

Burger King
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

Ummmm
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guest from Vermont, United States 1 month ago:

k
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

That's a good one its a hard decision to make but im goin to have to choose... Both of them!!!!!
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guest from Washington, United States 1 month ago:

Ronald is just CREEPY... Ewww
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

I think the Burger King would be hot as a human :)
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guest from District of Columbia, United States 1 month ago:

funny
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

At least I would remember a McGangbang. I wouldn't want to have a wife and kids, then have lil' BK jr. and his mommy walk into my life.
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guest from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

Eww what kind of ques is tht!!!
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

who knows who is under the mask
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guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:

i dont like clowns
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guest from South Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

RONALD MCDONALD
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

lol
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guest from Tennessee, United States 1 month ago:

Wtf ahhhhhhh I'd say burger king
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

L
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guest from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

i hate burger king so wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that you were loving it
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guest from Mazowieckie, Poland 1 month ago:

test
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guest from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:

Ronald McDonald
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

At least it's better than waking up with no memory and naked.
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

ronnald mcdonald
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daynaj Male Bronze Medal from Wisconsin, United States 1 month ago:

if it was my way then it's a woman in the king mask.
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guest from Alabama, United States 1 month ago:

I'd rather be dead
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

McDonald
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guest from Louisiana, United States 1 month ago:

I'd rather have it my way than love it any day
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

as long as its not a scary creepy clown....
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would NEVER EVER be naked in my life exept when im going to take a shower
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

burger king
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

they didnt say u were sore with ronald.....so i choose the king!
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tryharder69 Male Bronze Medal from Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Lol
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

ronald mcdonald
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 1 month ago:

69% lol
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

Well Then
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

King
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DizzyExTrEmE from Wolverhampton, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

burger king is nicer
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DizzyExTrEmE from Wolverhampton, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

i hate clowns
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guest from Colorado, United States 1 month ago:

Um................................
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guest from Mariana Islands 1 month ago:

j ust do dtf
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

McDonald lol
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guest from Alberta, Canada 1 month ago:

Mr burger king
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

kpop
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guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:

At least I had it my way... so I'm happy with that fact..
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guest from Texas, United States 1 month ago:

after i saw what he did to the hamburgerler im good
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guest from Victoria, Australia 1 month ago:

Wake up naked with Ronald mcdonale
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guest from the United States 1 month ago:

Wow
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guest from New York, United States 1 month ago:

Burger
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guest from Alberta, Canada 1 month ago:

Burger king
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guest from Virginia, United States 1 month ago:

BK
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guest from Nevada, United States 1 month ago:

omg love it so funny use it on one of my friends x)
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guest from Indiana, United States 1 month ago:

Burger king
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keyna00 Female Bronze Medal from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:

neither bishes >:D
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

loving it
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

loving it
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guest from Bayern, Germany 1 month ago:

voted cause of the pic
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guest from New Jersey, United States 1 month ago:

neither
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guest from Michigan, United States 1 month ago:

the king
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

hate clowns D:
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guest from Louisiana, United States 1 month ago:

Lose/lose. Shitty question.
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guest from Illinois, United States 1 month ago:

I'm terrified so the Burberry king