Would you rather be A boss or A comedian?

Would you rather be By optionmaster Male Bronze Medal Bronze Trophy Blue Star Gold Crown 1 year ago

A boss

OR

41,220 votes
260 comments

A comedian

random, boss, comedian, career

Guys
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orangeNinjas Male Silver Medal Super Star from Minnesota, United States 1 year ago:

evryone hates the boss but evryone loves the comedian
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guest from Oregon, United States 1 year ago:

I'd be a boss like a boss
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guest from New South Wales, Australia 4 days ago:

LIKE A BOSS
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guest from Kent, United Kingdom 5 days ago:

COMEDIAN
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 week ago:

Donald trump pretending to be Justin Berber lol
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 week ago:

a boss that is kind
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guest from Guam 3 weeks ago:

I'm already boss
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guest from British Columbia, Canada 3 weeks ago:

A BOSS YEAH
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

I'm not very good at making jokes.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Ima Jew I'm both
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Klala Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States 1 month ago:

Colbert!!!
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guest from Edinburgh, City of, United Kingdom 1 month ago:

Comedians tend to be depressed, bosses tend to have money. Easy choice there.
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guest from Quebec, Canada 1 month ago:

like a boss
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kyla_keira123 Silver Medal Super Star from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

a boss because i want to be an entrepreneur and im not good at making people laugh
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brightstar2093 Bronze Medal from Maryland, United States 1 month ago:

I am already funny
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guest from Alabama, United States 1 month ago:

Louis ck
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 month ago:

who said Donald trump is a boss?
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guest from Connecticut, United States 1 month ago:

what's the difference?
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nataliew Female Silver Medal Blue Star from Georgia, United States 1 month ago:

what if your a funny boss?
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

I'll be a rich boss laughing at the comedian.
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Like a Boss
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guest from Colorado, United States 2 months ago:

a comedin like a boss
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guest from Florida, United States 2 months ago:

Like a boss....
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 2 months ago:

I love to make people laugh
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guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:

comedians live longer and happier
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Adriana Female Gold Medal Blue Star from California, United States 2 months ago:

I already am a comedian
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guest from New Jersey, United States 3 months ago:

stevecolbert isfunny
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guest from Oregon, United States 3 months ago:

funny ant it
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canonbolt81 Silver Medal Blue Star from Maine, United States 3 months ago:

Like a f*cking bauws!
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guest from Kentucky, United States 3 months ago:

I love making people laugh so ya
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guest from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:

Colbert isn't a comedian
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MrBdub24 Bronze Medal from the United States 4 months ago:

I'm a bossy comedian
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guest from the United States 4 months ago:

Just because it's Stephen Colbert.
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alecat2376 Silver Medal Blue Star from Iowa, United States 4 months ago:

I already am a boss...oh you mean of a company
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guest from Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany 4 months ago:

Like a boss
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 4 months ago:

The photos won this vote, hands down.
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Shnufferz Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Maryland, United States 4 months ago:

Comedian boss morons
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guest from Canada 4 months ago:

Like a boss!
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guest from Connecticut, United States 4 months ago:

Im already a boss
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guest from Florida, United States 4 months ago:

Nobody likes bosses because everyone thinks they're cheap and lazy, so they aren't very liked. Comedians become famous and make a lot more money than bosses.
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travisl Male Bronze Medal from Indiana, United States 4 months ago:

A boss because I am going into videogame design/programming. Becoming a boss at Nintendo? SWEET!
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the88shrimp Male Silver Medal Blue Star from Australia 5 months ago:

I'm a baws comedian
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M76mat Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Diamond from Florida, United States 5 months ago:

Depends on who makes more money.
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guest from District of Columbia, United States 5 months ago:

I'mma comedic boss...
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guest from Texas, United States 5 months ago:

comedian
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archer1359 from New Jersey, United States 5 months ago:

I wouldn't be a boss, I would be a BOSS!
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guest from New York, United States 5 months ago:

A bossy comedian
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 5 months ago:

just because its Stephen Colbert vs Donald Trump i choose comedian.
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guest from Texas, United States 5 months ago:

The office
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guest from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:

like a boss
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guest from Kentucky, United States 6 months ago:

im funny so i picked comedian
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guest from Ontario, Canada 6 months ago:

Liek a baus
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guest from Bolton, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

badum crash *laughter*
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guest from New York, United States 6 months ago:

comedian like a boss brotha
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guest from Georgia, United States 6 months ago:

b###h im a boss
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guest from Ontario, Canada 6 months ago:

i make lousy jokes
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guest from Maryland, United States 6 months ago:

I don't want to be Donald Trump ; A ;
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guest from California, United States 6 months ago:

Everybody loves a comedian. Plus they also get paid a lot.
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guest from New Jersey, United States 6 months ago:

What about the comedian from SNL who did a skit on being a boss?
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 6 months ago:

Not a greedy asshole. A BAWS.
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guest from California, United States 6 months ago:

i am already a comedian
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

Laughter makes the world go round
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xXPsycho_KittyXx Female Silver Medal from Ontario, Canada 6 months ago:

LIKE A BOSS
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guest from Al Kuwayt, Kuwait 6 months ago:

I like to make people laugh
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guest from Virginia, United States 6 months ago:

boss
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guest from United States 6 months ago:

comedians are more popular
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guest from New York, United States 6 months ago:

Like a boss b*tches
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guest from Queensland, Australia 6 months ago:

Be a comedian... like a boss.
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guest from New York, United States 6 months ago:

Lol bad hair.
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guest from Ontario, Canada 6 months ago:

Or be a comedian, like a boss.
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guest from Michigan, United States 6 months ago:

comedian boss i'll be a comedian, like a boss
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guest from Minnesota, United States 7 months ago:

Be
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guest 7 months ago:

Colbert isn't even funny!
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guest from New Jersey, United States 7 months ago:

colbert
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 7 months ago:

Pick a would you rather question! LIKE A BOSS!
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guest from Georgia, United States 7 months ago:

colbert cuz hes colbert
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

All comedians are boss
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guest from Iowa, United States 7 months ago:

LIKE A BAWSSSSSSsss
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guest from Philippines 7 months ago:

Be a comedian, Like a boss
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guest from Washington, United States 7 months ago:

yeah, but the boss could wipe his ass with your salary
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guest from Florida, United States 7 months ago:

Just for stephen
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guest from Maryland, United States 7 months ago:

I'd be a comedian like a boss.
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guest from Maryland, United States 7 months ago:

I'd be a comedian like a boss.
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guest from Washington, United States 7 months ago:

no one would take the comedian seriously, the boss better be taken seriously you lazy WHORES
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guest from Ontario, Canada 7 months ago:

Just be a boss
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guest from California, United States 8 months ago:

Comedians are the bosses of comedy
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guest from Minnesota, United States 8 months ago:

dream job
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guest from Puerto Rico 8 months ago:

I could be both like Michael Scott
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guest from Maine, United States 8 months ago:

Stephen~
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guest from South Australia, Australia 8 months ago:

A boss guys rich for life :P
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guest from New Jersey, United States 8 months ago:

I only chose comedian because of Stephen Colbert. Depends what you're boss of.
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guest from New York, United States 8 months ago:

michael scott though
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guest from Michigan, United States 8 months ago:

PROMOTE SYNERGY (like a boss)
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guest from Ostergotlands Lan, Sweden 8 months ago:

the boss makes the money and the rules. he also fires the comedian to hire someone who does their job
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guest from Washington, United States 8 months ago:

steven colbert is Americas #1 news cast
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guest from New York, United States 8 months ago:

WHAT IS UP WITH HIS HAIR?????!!!!!!!!??
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guest from Pennsylvania, United States 8 months ago:

Comedians are their own bosses.
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guest from Minnesota, United States 8 months ago:

im already a comedian

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