Would you rather always... Get first dibs or Last laugh?

Would you rather always... By OverDosed--2RaW Bronze Medal Blue Star 1 year ago

Get first dibs

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17,442 votes
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Last laugh

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guest from North Carolina, United States 1 month ago:

DID YOU KNOW I LAGH LIKE A DOG9
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guest from California, United States 1 month ago:

Dtr
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guest from Missouri, United States 2 months ago:

I'd get first dibs on the last laugh, loophole
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KingCobra295 Male Silver Medal Super Star from Kentucky, United States 2 months ago:

If I get the first dibs then I will always get the last laugh
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guest from the United States 3 months ago:

i'm a girl so i would get first dips on cute guys
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neither Male Gold Medal Silver Trophy Super Star from Missouri, United States 3 months ago:

he who laughs last laughs first laughs last.
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Shnufferz Female Gold Medal Bronze Trophy Super Star from Maryland, United States 4 months ago:

Dibs on last laugh!
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guest from California, United States 4 months ago:

Last laugh
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guest from Maryland, United States 4 months ago:

First dib
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TigerAli Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States 5 months ago:

Last laugh!
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guest from Michigan, United States 5 months ago:

Caca
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guest from California, United States 5 months ago:

ha 69
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roryg Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from the United States 5 months ago:

Dibs doesn't mean you will get the girl just your friend MIGHT listen to you
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mkeeg Gold Medal from Virginia, United States 5 months ago:

always laugh at myself anyways.....
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lizzie1221 Bronze Medal from the United States 6 months ago:

first dibs on the last laugh...oh yeah
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lizzie1221 Bronze Medal from the United States 6 months ago:

first dibs on the last laugh?
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guest from Kansas, United States 6 months ago:

I would do choose to do it with the girl in the middle left
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guest from Bolton, United Kingdom 6 months ago:

barney dont drink no sloppi seconds especialy his own ......if you get that quote you awesome
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guest from Florida, United States 6 months ago:

who wants sloppy seconds?
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guest from Indiana, United States 6 months ago:

First dibs
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guest from California, United States 6 months ago:

Dibs... even if its only on women
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guest from New York, United States 6 months ago:

dips.
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guest from California, United States 7 months ago:

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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guest from Victoria, Australia 7 months ago:

first dibs
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guest from Queensland, Australia 8 months ago:

first dibs
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guest from United States 8 months ago:

Friend: dibs on hot girl Next day: friend: I might have aids. Me: haha!
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coryg Male Silver Medal Super Star from United States 8 months ago:

friend: dibs on hot girl, next day me: i might have aids. friend:haha i dont understand what looks have to do with it
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guest from Saskatchewan, Canada 2 months ago:

What?
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WWEdeadman Male Gold Medal Super Star from Steiermark, Austria 8 months ago:

dibs go over everything.
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guest from Illinois, United States 8 months ago:

thumbs up if you did first dibs cause of the girls on the left
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guest from Illinois, United States 9 months ago:

I dibs the last laugh
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guest from Florida, United States 2 months ago:

Well I'll get the last laugh out of our last laughs D:<
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guest from United States 9 months ago:

The hell does three sexy girls have to do with dibs
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KayJay from Ohio, United States 8 months ago:

First dibs on the girls
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guest from Ohio, United States 8 months ago:

i'm from ohio too ^.^
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guest from Connecticut, United States 9 months ago:

......first hit on the joint
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pikeme12 Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star Diamond Bronze Crown from Kentucky, United States 10 months ago:

The person who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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guest from United States 9 months ago:

Lol
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guest from Saskatchewan, Canada 2 months ago:

You clearly don't understand the question
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guest from Illinois, United States 10 months ago:

hi
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guest from California, United States 10 months ago:

A lot of people just looked at the pictures
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guest from Ontario, Canada 10 months ago:

when you have siblings last laugh is always more important i can steal there clothes from them later :)
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guest from Oregon, United States 9 months ago:

Yeah... clothes.
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guest from New York, United States 10 months ago:

hi there
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guest from Texas, United States 10 months ago:

chicks
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guest from Wisconsin, United States 11 months ago:

i call that and that and that and that and that and that and that and a mp5 full auto and that andthat and that
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guest from California, United States 10 months ago:

The end justifies the means when your mp5 runs out of ammo and I chose a semi automatic rifle
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guest from Kentucky, United States 11 months ago:

first dibs
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guest from Virginia, United States 11 months ago:

He who laughs last,thinks slowest.
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guest from Washington, United States 11 months ago:

I don't want to look like laughing lady. D:
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guest from United States 11 months ago:

dibs as in the icecream square things
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guest from Victoria, Australia 1 year ago:

i always get the last laugh because i own
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 year ago:

dibs doesn't mean you'll get it
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guest from Ontario, Canada 1 year ago:

who wants sloppy seconds?
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American Gold Medal Super Star from Florida, United States 1 year ago:

guest from georgia..im not sure what unsatisfied tastes like.
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guest from United States 1 year ago:

I owe some people that
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guest from Georgia, United States 1 year ago:

First dibs. Hows my d*ck taste?
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guest from New York, United States 1 year ago:

they make the pic look better for dibs... but don't judge a book by its cover...
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guest from Massachusetts, United States 1 year ago:

Pleease, everyone judges books by their cover
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Kiana44936 Female Silver Medal Super Star from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

Revenge is the way to go;)
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guest from Florida, United States 1 year ago:

No! last laugh. I didnt get the question at first
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MoNoXide Male Gold Medal Gold Trophy Super Star from Texas, United States 1 year ago:

firsts dibs is nice but damn last laugh feels good
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guest from New York, United States 1 year ago:

i see as last laugh not in a joke, but in a fight. I want to end up on top. I get the last laugh when they're dead
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guest from Maryland, United States 1 year ago:

member when u got 1st dibs... well now that's kinda funny to me cuz she ENDED upwith me.
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guest from Oregon, United States 1 year ago:

i get first dibs anyway
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superangel33 Bronze Medal Super Star from United States 1 year ago:

dumb question you can always laugh
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guest from California, United States 1 year ago:

Oh you have first dibs? Guess what? She's still gonna fall in love with me and not you.
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guest from Indiana, United States 1 year ago:

look at the girl in the middle
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koffymasheen Female Silver Medal Silver Trophy Super Star Silver Crown from Washington, United States 1 year ago:

i'm vindictive

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