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Guys
380 votes
43.9%
56.1%
Girls
360 votes
49.4%
50.6%
Unknowns
27,623 votes
42.57%
57.43%

United States
20,042 votes
45%
55%
Canada
1,666 votes
36%
64%
United Kingdom
1,499 votes
33%
67%
Australia
1,252 votes
33%
67%
Germany
230 votes
42%
58%
Netherlands
216 votes
39%
61%
New Zealand
193 votes
33%
67%
Norway
169 votes
36%
64%
Ireland
148 votes
40%
60%
Sweden
132 votes
27%
73%
Portugal
115 votes
30%
70%
Mexico
102 votes
48%
52%
Denmark
96 votes
28%
72%
France
94 votes
32%
68%
Singapore
91 votes
56%
44%
Philippines
76 votes
41%
59%
Finland
70 votes
27%
73%
Romania
61 votes
49%
51%
United Arab Emirates
53 votes
49%
51%
Belgium
52 votes
42%
58%
South Africa
48 votes
33%
67%
Hong Kong
45 votes
38%
62%
Brazil
44 votes
48%
52%
Italy
41 votes
37%
63%
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Saudi Arabia
41 votes
46%
54%
China
39 votes
56%
44%
Puerto Rico
39 votes
72%
28%
Israel
37 votes
54%
46%
Spain
37 votes
49%
51%
Malaysia
36 votes
58%
42%
Austria
35 votes
43%
57%
India
34 votes
38%
62%
Poland
31 votes
19%
81%
Japan
29 votes
52%
48%
Indonesia
28 votes
36%
64%
Serbia
28 votes
50%
50%
Switzerland
26 votes
42%
58%
Slovenia
25 votes
32%
68%
Egypt
24 votes
46%
54%
Estonia
23 votes
48%
52%
Kuwait
23 votes
48%
52%
Thailand
22 votes
41%
59%
Bulgaria
22 votes
55%
45%
Croatia
21 votes
43%
57%
Colombia
21 votes
52%
48%
Greece
21 votes
33%
67%
Iceland
20 votes
45%
55%
South Korea
19 votes
37%
63%
Czech Republic
18 votes
50%
50%
Lebanon
16 votes
69%
31%
Turkey
15 votes
53%
47%
Argentina
15 votes
27%
73%
Guam
13 votes
54%
46%
Qatar
13 votes
77%
23%
Pakistan
13 votes
31%
69%
Panama
12 votes
67%
33%
Latvia
12 votes
67%
33%
Taiwan
12 votes
50%
50%
Dominican Republic
12 votes
50%
50%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
11 votes
73%
27%
Lithuania
11 votes
55%
45%
Malta
11 votes
64%
36%
Jordan
10 votes
40%
60%
Bahamas
9 votes
67%
33%
Slovakia
9 votes
44%
56%
Anonymous Proxy
8 votes
50%
50%
Vietnam
8 votes
38%
62%
Jamaica
8 votes
75%
25%
Bahrain
8 votes
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Costa Rica
8 votes
63%
37%
Cyprus
8 votes
63%
37%
Venezuela
7 votes
29%
71%
Guatemala
7 votes
29%
71%
Russian Federation
7 votes
100%
Jersey
6 votes
33%
67%
Hungary
6 votes
17%
83%
Nigeria
5 votes
60%
40%
Morocco
5 votes
20%
80%
Macedonia
5 votes
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Barbados
5 votes
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Luxembourg
5 votes
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Aruba
5 votes
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Trinidad and Tobago
5 votes
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Netherlands Antilles
5 votes
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Isle of Man
4 votes
25%
75%
Guernsey
4 votes
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50%
Honduras
4 votes
50%
50%
Chile
4 votes
50%
50%
Europe
4 votes
100%
Ukraine
4 votes
75%
25%
Sri Lanka
4 votes
25%
75%
Kenya
3 votes
33%
67%
Ghana
3 votes
67%
33%
Bolivia
3 votes
100%
Faroe Islands
3 votes
67%
33%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
3 votes
100%
Algeria
3 votes
67%
33%
Cayman Islands
3 votes
67%
33%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3 votes
100%
Gibraltar
2 votes
100%
Uganda
2 votes
100%
Paraguay
2 votes
100%
Mariana Islands
2 votes
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50%
Guyana
2 votes
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50%
El Salvador
2 votes
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Bangladesh
2 votes
50%
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Mauritius
2 votes
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Bermuda
2 votes
100%
Ecuador
2 votes
50%
50%
Nicaragua
2 votes
100%
Brunei Darussalam
2 votes
100%
Albania
2 votes
50%
50%
Georgia
2 votes
50%
50%
Tanzania, United Republic of
2 votes
50%
50%
Cambodia
1 vote
100%
French Polynesia
1 vote
100%
Dominica
1 vote
100%
Maldives
1 vote
100%
Oman
1 vote
100%
Kazakhstan
1 vote
100%
Asia/Pacific Region
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Palestinian Territory
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Belize
1 vote
100%
Montserrat
1 vote
100%
Afghanistan
1 vote
100%
Virgin Islands, British
1 vote
100%
Suriname
1 vote
100%
Uruguay
1 vote
100%
Mongolia
1 vote
100%
Nepal
1 vote
100%
Montenegro
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Antigua and Barbuda
1 vote
100%
Ethiopia
1 vote
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Anguilla
1 vote
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  • guest from Texas, United States 10 months ago:
    I named my dog after Gordan Ramsey because he is looks innocent but he has a nasty bark
  • guest from Nevada, United States 11 months ago:
    simon is too soft compare to gordan. bloody hell.
  • guest from New South Wales, Australia 1 day ago:
    His wearing would decapitate cowell
  • guest from Ohio, United States 5 days ago:
    Simon cowell is so undercooked i can still smell his breath
  • fealady01Bronze Medal from North Carolina, United States 6 days ago:
    ramsay just yells, no wit
  • guest from Makkah, Saudi Arabia 6 days ago:
    ramsey
  • guest from Sligo, Ireland 6 days ago:
    JACK SPARROW
  • alphasmarts8022FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Indiana, United States 2 weeks ago:
    Love this question!!!!
  • MrsLadyLeeFemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarGold Crown from Wisconsin, United States 4 weeks ago:
    Simon Cowell doesn't know how to argue. All he does is insult and get away with it most of the time
  • guest from California, United States 1 month ago:
    What are they arguing about!? These things matter.
  • guest from District of Columbia, United States 1 month ago:
    Gordan Ramsay would win because he is aggressive. Simon will sit back and bash you bur Gordan will get in your face and tear you a part
  • guest from Enfield, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    rasay LOL simon would get battered (no pun intended)
  • guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    Simon Cowell. He's too stubborn to win against.
  • guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    This would your rather is so unfinished, EA tried to publish it!
  • guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    Epic Rap Battle of History material.
  • guest from Ohio, United States 1 month ago:
    Match of the century... but Gordan would so win
  • guest from Arkansas, United States 1 month ago:
    Simon's an asshole
  • therattyloverSilver Medal from Blackburn with Darwen, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    Simon would have the best comebacks!
  • guest from Nottingham, United Kingdom 1 month ago:
    Ramsey would stab him with his cooking knife
  • guest from Florida, United States 1 month ago:
    Should've pick Gordon is so much tough
  • guest from Pennsylvania, United States 1 month ago:
    Simon would cook beef so raw you could still hear it moo
  • guest from California, United States 1 month ago:
    Simon cowell is the most cynical man.
  • jakep2MaleBronze Medal from California, United States 2 months ago:
    the conversation is so raw it's fu*king mooing
  • guest from Iowa, United States 2 months ago:
    gordan ramsey will beat simon 6 feet under
  • amandapFemaleSilver Medal from the United States 2 months ago:
    Gordon.
  • guest from Southampton, United Kingdom 2 months ago:
    LOL :::::::)))))))
  • guest from the United Kingdom 2 months ago:
    Don't care, both pricks
  • guest from Texas, United States 2 months ago:
    gordon ramsay curses more
  • guest from Alberta, Canada 2 months ago:
    i would pay to see that...
  • guest from Manitoba, Canada 2 months ago:
    Ramsey: how the f*ck did you burn the water?!?
  • guest from New York, United States 2 months ago:
    this should be a new show
  • guest from Latvia 2 months ago:
    Simon Cowell makes sence not like gordon who acts like he could be reddy to shout at his own parents for some money.
  • guest from Georgia, United States 2 months ago:
    idk
  • guest from Zeeland, Netherlands 2 months ago:
    simon cowell is awesome
  • guest from North Dakota, United States 2 months ago:
    Ramsay just sounds "mean" and "bad" because he's constantly screaming "FOR F*CK'S SAKE" and "BLOODY HELL" every five seconds...I think he's more annoying and childish than Simon. However, if he'd stop with all the colorful words, I'm sure people would take him more seriously in an argument.
  • nicolasdMaleBronze Medal from Canada 2 months ago:
    So EASY!
  • ians3MaleBronze Medal from Hawaii, United States 3 months ago:
    Simon's mean, but Ramsey is a f*cking sadistic a$$hole
  • guest from Maryland, United States 3 months ago:
    Simon
  • guest from the United States 3 months ago:
    Damn that's hard
  • bernardtMaleGold MedalBlue Star from Texas, United States 3 months ago:
    it'd be good
  • guest from the United Kingdom 3 months ago:
    Y make me choose !!!!!!!!
  • cutiepieFemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from Ontario, Canada 3 months ago:
    i always thought they were brothers
  • guest from Iowa, United States 3 months ago:
    I know for certain that Gordan would rip him apart, because Simon is too soft
  • guest from Oklahoma, United States 3 months ago:
    depends
  • JpotgieMaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from South Australia, Australia 4 months ago:
    ooh tough one
  • guest from North Carolina, United States 4 months ago:
    gordon swag
  • jenniferc2FemaleBronze Medal from Canada 4 months ago:
    whos gordan ramsay...
  • michellem2Female from Connecticut, United States 4 months ago:
    Ramsay would scream more. Simon is a slick, witty bastard. His calm asshole remarks would piss Ramsay off way more.
  • guest from Missouri, United States 4 months ago:
    simon is my dad so
  • guest from California, United States 4 months ago:
    I don't know
  • guest from Hawaii, United States 4 months ago:
    gordan ramsay totally
  • guest from Colorado, United States 4 months ago:
    They should change gordan ramsay to morgan freeman
  • guest from Distrito Nacional, Dominican Republic 4 months ago:
    I love Simon cowell coz he made one direction so I love him
  • guest from Qatar 4 months ago:
    wrong button
  • guest from Wyoming, United States 4 months ago:
    explosion
  • guest from Alberta, Canada 5 months ago:
    bllllloooodddddyyyy hhhheeeeellll
  • guest from Texas, United States 5 months ago:
    i cant sing.. but i cook like a boss
  • guest from the United States 5 months ago:
    i am a bad cook...so yeah
  • GnawchozeMale from Texas, United States 5 months ago:
    Learn to cook you doughnut!
  • guest from Queensland, Australia 5 months ago:
    He'd get the knives :)
  • guest from Arizona, United States 5 months ago:
    Oh, why is this even a competition? Simon is can get nasty, but Ramsey's a beast
  • guest from Auckland, New Zealand 5 months ago:
    good question
  • PhphphbtSilver Medal from California, United States 5 months ago:
    Simon Cowell get's too much crap. He's freakin honest and knows real talent.
  • guest from Virginia, United States 5 months ago:
    Better at cussing at their performance
  • guest from Maryland, United States 5 months ago:
    Simon has more intelligent words to say compared to Gordon who just says F*** and stuff all day. I feel like Simon could pinpoint Gordon's obvious weaknessess.
  • quickchangeBronze Medal from Kansas, United States 5 months ago:
    simon is ripped.
  • guest from Florida, United States 5 months ago:
    I would win the fight either way, I'm stubborn and vicious when I wanna be, you don't want me tone that way or the doctor will be saying " how exactly did you lose your arms and legs?"
  • MAGGOTSilver Medal from Texas, United States 5 months ago:
    gordan ramsey would just cuss
  • guest from Queensland, Australia 5 months ago:
    Gordon would just spaz out and swear heaps
  • guest from the United States 5 months ago:
    All Gordon Ramsay does is yell
  • upii2Bronze Medal from Ontario, Canada 5 months ago:
    i voted for the wrong person CRAP
  • guest from Illinois, United States 5 months ago:
    im in LOVE with Gordan Ramsey <3
  • guest from the United States 5 months ago:
    Gordan. They're both mean.
  • guest from Wisconsin, United States 6 months ago:
    Bloody hell does this look done to you that looks like dog sh*t
  • TurtlesandUnicorns88FemaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Maryland, United States 6 months ago:
    Ramsey can go culinary on him!
  • guest from North Carolina, United States 6 months ago:
    Simon cowell is a *****
  • guest from Georgia, United States 6 months ago:
    Ramsey has kitchen knives with him.
  • guest from Virginia, United States 6 months ago:
    Simon has too many good comebacks
  • guest from Bolton, United Kingdom 6 months ago:
    he would just swear over simon then all the words would get blooped out!
  • guest from Queensland, Australia 6 months ago:
    Simon cowell actually uses words, gordan ramsay just swears
  • guest from Indiana, United States 6 months ago:
    Tie they both die
  • guest from Texas, United States 6 months ago:
    it's RAW!!!
  • guest from Dublin, Ireland 6 months ago:
    Simon 4 sure LoL
  • guest from Jersey 6 months ago:
    Just chuck David Wailliams in there
  • guest from United States 6 months ago:
    I would crap myself in front of Gordon Ramsey
  • guest 6 months ago:
    I would love to watch that
  • guest from Manitoba, Canada 6 months ago:
    Simon
  • SteelRaiderBronze MedalBlue Star from Wisconsin, United States 7 months ago:
    Ramsay swears too much to hear Cowell.
  • StarScreamBronze Medal from Texas, United States 7 months ago:
    Simon would get owned by Gordon
  • guest from Delaware, United States 7 months ago:
    THE BEANS ARE F*CKING RAW!!!!!
  • guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates 7 months ago:
    gordon ramsay just swears most of the time..
  • guest from Washington, United States 7 months ago:
    Gordon Ramsey.... can we have make up sex afterwards :0
  • guest from Northamptonshire, United Kingdom 8 months ago:
    big gordan is a legend :)
  • guest from Maryland, United States 8 months ago:
    simon says you're stupid, gordan goes into great detail why you're stupid
  • guest from Alsace, France 8 months ago:
    Gordon always win in arguin
  • guest from Maryland, United States 8 months ago:
    I misread it as being "who would you rather be in a verbal fight with"...
  • guest from New Jersey, United States 8 months ago:
    Gordon can be soft... but sometimes his words cut like a knife
  • guest from Florida, United States 9 months ago:
    Simon is more witty, Gramsey is just angry all the time
  • guest from California, United States 9 months ago:
    Simon scares me
  • guest from Montana, United States 9 months ago:
    id make a bet with simon that if he lost hed bring me to one direction ;)