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Would you rather (By spank MaleBronze TrophyGold Crown 7 years ago)

Which MTV show do you prefer? (By jomarc FemaleSite Owner's Wife 7 years ago)

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88,832 votes
743 comments

Would you rather be stuck with... (By Lindzzz FemaleBronze TrophyGold Crown 7 years ago)

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    3 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    My grandma isn't annoying!
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    6 years ago
    ico +1748
    guest from United States
    Only cuz the grandma in the pic gave me the creeps
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    2 years ago
    ico +489
    guest from California, United States
    Eww the grandma looks like Hillary Clinton

Would you rather (By guest from the United States  7 years ago)

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    6 years ago
    ico +1095
    guest from Washington, United States
    As you fall yell "EARTH WIND WATER FIRE, BY THESE POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET" and time it so you punch someone as you say "planet"
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    6 years ago
    ico +866
    guest from More og Romsdal, Norway
    it doesn't say i have to die, or if i have a parachute (which i will have) :PPPP
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    6 years ago
    ico +746
    I can't swim, but ironically, I can fly.

Would you rather (By zacharys Male 7 years ago)

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86,284 votes
702 comments
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    6 years ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Why the hell would I use a rubber? There's like a 99% chance that baby doesn't have STDs and I highly doubt it'll get pregnant.
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    6 years ago
    ico +464
    guest from Maine, United States
    In Canada, erasers are also called rubbers. ^-^
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    2 years ago
    ico +114
    taimanog FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Kaunas County, Republic of Lithuania
    whats a rubber

Would you rather watch SocialNetwork or Inception (By rohankumar Bronze Crown 7 years ago)

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167,379 votes
511 comments

Which Chicago baseball team do you root for? (By stevek MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophySuper StarSilver Crown 7 years ago)

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68,491 votes
620 comments
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    7 years ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    What can I say? I'm a selfish prick.
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    6 years ago
    ico +521
    guest from Florida, United States
    Sharing would require far more history clearing
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    7 years ago
    ico +242
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Apple is sh*t. End of story.

Would you rather have a career testing: (By realbadger Bronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue StarDiamondGold Crown 7 years ago)

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    6 years ago
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    heavanscool Silver MedalSuper Star from Texas, United States
    im a girl so.... yeah.
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Definitely the first one because I'm a girl and I don't have weak little nuts between my legs ha-ha girls rule!
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    6 years ago
    ico +1069
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Ahh maybe If I could be the guy doing the kicking.