MANLY QUESTIONS! by Phenenas

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which car is MANLIER?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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Phenenas says In order to balance out those GIRLY questions from users like helens and VannaBanana, I have taken it upon myself to create my first question series: MANLY QUESTIONS! These questions will carry such MASCULINITY that you'll be lucky if your computer doesn't break by flooding in PURE TESTOSTERONE! CHUCK NORRIS himself attributes EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS CHEST HAIRS to answering THESE questions! Be WARNED: over the course of this series, ladies will SWOON, testicles will EXPLODE, and drag queens will be CONSUMED BY THE FIRES OF MANLINESS!!! (Phenenas does not assume responsibility for the aforementioned side-effects of MANLY QUESTIONS! ® such as detonation of scrota or spontaneous combustion of transvestites)

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which Greek God is more MANLY?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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Phenenas says ARES is the KICK-ASS GOD of WAR! He REVELS in BLOODSHED and VIOLENCE! He is the DADDY of the gods of FEAR ITSELF! He screwed an ANGEL of VENGEANCE and she gave birth to a DRAGON! He has a love affair with the GODDESS of BEAUTY herself, who happens to be the wife of his UGLY, DEFORMED brother! He's HATEFUL, DESTRUCTIVE, FEARLESS, and DANGEROUS! Even the OTHER GODS fear him! ZEUS, on the other hand, is the big daddy of nearly the ENTIRE OLYMPIAN PANTHEON! He SLAUGHTERED his own father for EATING his brothers and sisters! When he's pissed off, he HURLS LIGHTNING AT THE EARTH! And he REALLY gets around; what mortal woman HASN'T slept with him?! He's so kinky, that he's defiled mortals in the form of a BULL, an EAGLE, and a PILE OF GOLDEN COINS! Why? Because he's a GOD, and he takes FULL ADVANTAGE of it!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which is more MANLY?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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158 votes
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Phenenas says So...much...TESTOSTERONE! *wipes away manly tears* This is my 200th question, by the way!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which animal hybrid is more manly?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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Phenenas says The reason there aren't any FEMALES of either species is because their OVARIES have all EXPLODED from the SHEER MANLINESS of their male counterparts!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which continent is MANLIER?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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161 votes
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Phenenas says Of course, North America also includes Canada and Mexico, but NOBODY will be thinking of THEM! So, which will it BE?! AMERICA: the land of CHEESEBURGERS, KICK-ASS SOLDIERS, and MINDLESS CHAUVINISM! The country that was born out of REBELLION against their CORRUPT OVERLORDS, the land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE! AFRICA: the land of POVERTY, CHAOS, and BAD-ASS CREATURES! The continent where men have to FIGHT OFF LIONS every day to support their families, and the population gathers in tribes to defeat the HORDES of EVIL MEERKATS!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which movie is more MANLY?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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Phenenas says Feeling a bit FEMININE today?! Watch one of THESE FILMS to get the TESTOSTERONE flowing! These movies are both MANLY AND CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which Disney character is more MANLY?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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Phenenas says Two KICKASS kings of the Disney universe! Both of them know how to put their children IN THEIR PLACE! One SACRIFICED HIS LIFE to save his child and went out in a MANLY blaze of glory! The other did ALL HE COULD to save his KINKY little daughter from her sexual attraction to humans, going so far as to sacrifice not his life, but HIS VERY MANHOOD! Now those are MEN if I ever saw them! Despite the fact that one is a lion and the other is a mermaid!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which MANLY SLIPPERS would you rather wear?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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Phenenas says REAL men wear slippers!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which classical element is more MANLY?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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153 votes
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Phenenas says You MAY be asking..."BUT WHERE'S AIR AND WATER?!" But let's be REAL here! We don't need to invite those GIRLY elements to the SAUSAGE FEST!

MANLY QUESTIONS! Which movie character is MANLIER?! (By Phenenas MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 5 years ago)

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167 votes
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Phenenas says Ladies, remember that if your genitals EXPLODE from the sheer MANLINESS of these characters, I CANNOT be held accountable!