Life of Stapler by manw

LIFE OF STAPLER Episode 1: You wake and realize you have become a sentient stapler. Unbothered by this, you come to the conclusion that being a stapler is boring. You must have an epic ADVENTURE! (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

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manw says a new adventure begins

LIFE OF STAPLER Episode 2: You hop and trot along the desk and see two doors. Not wanting to waste time by asking which door you should go through, you just choose the left one. After your epic plummet to the ground, you begin hopping towards the door. OH NOES IT'S THE HUMAN COMING OUT OF THE DOOR!! (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

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manw says Mister sun came up and smiled at me

LIFE OF STAPLER episode 3: "Oh boy-o" says the human. It reaches down to pick your stapler body up when you chomp down on his (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

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LIFE OF STAPLER episode 4: The young man reaches for you, but you lunge at his groin! And miss. You stumble down on the ground. YOU MUST KILL HIM. You try again and this time miss his groin but staple his leg! The young man stumbles to the ground in pain. (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

LIFE OF STAPLER episode 6: You slip out the cat door and are finally out in the open world! Time to unleash mass genocide! You begin hopping towards a guy on his phone. "What the?!" he yells and kicks you far off into a bush. (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

LIFE OF STAPLER episode 9: *insert police chase music* You swerve around the city, killing people left and right. The police start shooting at you! Helicopters fly overhead. *insert boom* They shot yer tire! You are the car skid and crash into a tree. You're surrounded. (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

LIFE OF STAPLER episode 10: You staple the two papers together. They fall on top of you, covering you. They think the MAN is the psycho. An ambulance takes him away. You drift off to sleep. It's been a long day. You wake up in the dump! (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

LIFE OF STAPLER episode 11: You drifted off back to sleep. BAD IDEA! You wake up the the sound of crunching metal. The car you're in has been lifted by a magnetic crane! The crane drops you and the car into a car crusher! KRRRRUUUUNNNCH! Your short murderous stapler life has ended. (By manw MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamond 1 year ago)

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