Quotes, Jokes, Songs, and Names by Peritwinkle

Don't you hate it when you forget that you're the embodiment of the original DNA for the non-mutational submatic cell nuclear transfer...? (By Peritwinkle MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondBronze Crown 6 years ago)

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Peritwinkle says If you watch wheezywaiter on YouTube you know what I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9zOOsx9PkA

If a candle factory burns down, should people sing happy birthday to it? (By Peritwinkle MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondBronze Crown 5 years ago)

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195 votes
9 comments

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? (By Peritwinkle MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondBronze Crown 5 years ago)

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201 votes
17 comments

Can there be happiness without sadness? (By Peritwinkle MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondBronze Crown 5 years ago)

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210 votes
14 comments

I have a Level 85 dwarven paladin, an 82 shadow priest, and I'm currently leveling a warrior through Northrend, although I spend most of my time tanking instances in the Dungeon Finder. I've held off on getting Mists of Pandaria because I got burned out on endgame progression after Wrath of the Lich King and the Cataclysm content is still new to me. Plus monks seem redundant in an era of dual specialization and viable hybrid DPS, and while I know they're well-established in the lore, Pandaren don't appeal to me. So I'm wrapping up a Taunka questline in the Borean Tundra, trying to determine if I should go to Dragonblight or Grizzly Hills, and now you know how I feel when you won't shut up about sports. (By Peritwinkle MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondBronze Crown 5 years ago)

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137 votes
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Peritwinkle says Hint: Read the entire paragraph to the end