What is worse? Findin' out that all your property, which contained important business plans, has been either stolen or destroyed by rival meth-dealing redneck families or Findin' out that your daughter, which you last saw when she was three years old, has become a "liberal progressive socialist communist atheist" college graduate and lives with the north with all them yankees

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