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Joined on April 7th, 2012 (2,597 days ago)

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    chocolate chocolate plz 7 years ago  
    android, although, id buy an iphone to wipe my ass with it 7 years ago +3
    tigers are badass 7 years ago +3
    all that licking would help.the other licking activity i enjoy ;) 7 years ago  
    if living is included with the space option then thats my choice. im ready to colonize another planet already. 7 years ago +1
    ill take the over priced one plz 7 years ago  
    same 7 years ago +4
    dish soap tastes WAY worse. my mom used that sh*t on me back in the day 7 years ago  
    youre here well? i dont see how that helps you hear. 7 years ago  
    rather be a knight 7 years ago +1
    take me to ur leader 7 years ago  
    nine people would get annoying. get the hell out of my business already! 7 years ago +2
    america could be better, but ill always stay loyal and patriotic 7 years ago  
    love blondes, brunettes are my ideal woman tho. 7 years ago  
    i could picture u in some gay porn haha 7 years ago +1
    capt america is manlier 7 years ago +3
    i switch it up, sometimes ill sit on my hand till it falls asleep so its like a stranger is tuggin me nob. 7 years ago +2
    i almost picked chuck norris, but i chose chuck norris instead. 7 years ago +19
    love runnin my fingers thru soft, straight hair 7 years ago  
    circle of life 7 years ago  
    how else will u find that gold? 7 years ago  
    im gonna come back as a mayfly and live another 24 hrs! 7 years ago +1
    id try harder and care about ma grades more 7 years ago +2
    love pc games 7 years ago  
    *golf clap* 7 years ago +2
    healthier choice 7 years ago  
    how many ?s like this will there be!!?!?! 7 years ago +1
    johnny depp is definitely in my top 5 fav actors so id obviously choose his movie over twilight 7 years ago +1
    she just turned 90. im lookin for a sugar momma 7 years ago +1
    92 goals in one season...pretty impressive 7 years ago +1
    Thank you, come again. 7 years ago +6
    im anti yankee so id have chosen any team over them. 7 years ago +2
    i vant to suck your blood 7 years ago  
    40% of u are pedophiles 7 years ago +3
    i took give head as in suck a d*ck, if it were meant to be go down on a girl id have chosen that. 7 years ago  
    different outfits, diffweent eyelashes 7 years ago +1
    have htc love it. if i had an iphone id wipe my ass with it 7 years ago +1
    man* 7 years ago  
    bring on the scorpions. if im gonna get stung id rather it not be by a gay mab 7 years ago +1
    unless i was bedridden, id like to see changes over time 7 years ago  
    no u couldnt and wouldnt 7 years ago  
    i do like sea turtles more than sea horses 7 years ago +2
    beyonce = sux 7 years ago +5
    prove it 7 years ago  
    i can almost evrything on my phone that i can do on q computer 7 years ago +1
    assortd nuts 7 years ago +1
    i bet they think only anal makes em a virgin 7 years ago  
    she looks experienced 7 years ago +1
    i was hit in the face with a football when i was younger, it wasnt so bad 7 years ago  
    i like their flag 7 years ago  
    ill start a new family with a survivor 7 years ago +1
    office is hilarious 7 years ago +1
    probably the most feminine too 7 years ago  
    ill take a job with living quarters, and try to seduce the farmers daughter 7 years ago  
    Boom! tuff actin tinactin. 7 years ago +1
    Here babe, put this bag on ur head. thanks 7 years ago +1
    everythinga betteer, down where its wetter, 7 years ago +1
    id shave her pits in her sleep 7 years ago  
    u must have no taste buds. there arw obvious differences in taste. 7 years ago +1
    whats the pt of seein the future if theres nothing u can do about it? 7 years ago +1
    ista me, mario! 7 years ago  
    puck is more solid. both will cause serious dmg. 7 years ago  
    fruit punch flavore, bleh 7 years ago  
    cuz im a vampire! 7 years ago  
    id b*tchslap that kittwn right out of its stupid bed 7 years ago  
    if i didnt want my child, i wouls have aborted early 7 years ago +1
    abortion early in pregnancy 7 years ago +2
    more tourists go to eiffel tower 7 years ago  
    both would look good on my floor. 7 years ago +11
    i enjoy food too much to not have a mouth 7 years ago +1
    mankinis are sexy :P 7 years ago +1
    id rather knife a cucumber. 7 years ago  
    since were just banging, assuming i was a woman, id choose barney. for a relationshio tho, obvious answer would be ted. 7 years ago  
    i just dont want to be an old guy...yet. 7 years ago +2
    u can never be too full the eat ice cream. 7 years ago  
    ive slept in a cemetary, not scary. bring on the ghosts. 7 years ago +1
    id rather watch star wars, read lord of the rings 7 years ago  
    Im too sexy for my shirt... 7 years ago  
    selena gomez as an adult will look better 7 years ago  
    id repaint it green though. 7 years ago  
    how did it take u two minutes? 7 years ago  
    i only have to shave once a week anyway :) 7 years ago  
    which four letter c word are we referring to? either way i wont have anything stuck in my ass. 7 years ago  
    what a geeky question. skip. 7 years ago +2
    walk out and not even be lost.. 7 years ago  
    if we get to make up things for this scenario then i might as well bring a map too so i can just wq 7 years ago  
    life is worth more than money. keep ur hands off my family tho, cuz i WILL kill you. 7 years ago +1
    i voted the way i did to be a d*ck :P 7 years ago  
    magic johnson proved u can beat the aids virus 7 years ago +1
    i know quite a few people who should only be able to say 500 words a day... 7 years ago +2
    u guys who voted for mint flavored turds are nasty...atleast ur breath is minty fresh.... 7 years ago +1
    im tired of reality tv 7 years ago +2
    does sushi count? mmmmmm 7 years ago +1
    mmmm salad 7 years ago +2
    quidditch anyone? 7 years ago +2
    those who say u can hide ur body under clothes or cute clothes, whatever, u dont wear ur clothes 24/7 7 years ago  
    ive got both but if i had to choose just one id rather keep my body. takes a lot of hard work to sculpt ur body..plus theres always plastic surgery to fix a face. 7 years ago  
    screw having sides, lets just work together! 7 years ago +544
    so what ur saying is no one teaches their sons that rape is wrong? 7 years ago  
    my bucket list would become a lot more daring 7 years ago +5
    mario kart 7 years ago  
    not an option. 7 years ago +16
    brown, blonde, black then red. 7 years ago  
    id rather never have seen beauty than to see it and have it taken away. 7 years ago +484
    mermaids live in weeki wachee florida. id like to see unicorns tho. 7 years ago  
    i dont make my mothers decisions, she certainly doesnt make mine. 7 years ago  
    id tell him to go get some strange 7 years ago  
    he loves me, i love him. 7 years ago +2
    kegel exercises anyone? 7 years ago  
    im a dog person anyway. kill a kitten eat it for food. 7 years ago +1
    oral is sex, right? Right!? 7 years ago +2
    potentially more fun to go on blind dates 7 years ago  
    debt free is the way to be. 7 years ago +5
    i know ive put a foot in my mouth one too many times. 7 years ago +3
    ashton is the man! 7 years ago  
    mint ice cream, no chocolate chips. 7 years ago  
    teenage pregnancy ruins lives. 7 years ago  
    love that britt. 7 years ago  
    Futurama anyone? 7 years ago  
    taxes will make me $$ when its all said and done 7 years ago  
    with a 'to do' list, quantity beats quality. 7 years ago +2
    kill her before she kill me 7 years ago  
    like that healthy choice. 7 years ago  
    paranhas qould be the leqst of ur worries in the waters they live in. they go for wounded and dying not strong qnd healthy 7 years ago +3
    ur friend would be gentle. 7 years ago  
    agreed. ocassionally mother nature allows a good lookin ginger to thrive. 7 years ago +2
    live in london, atleast id share a common language. 7 years ago +1
    rape is pathetic and weak. 7 years ago  
    as long qs i live near a beach 7 years ago +1
    red wine is delicious and fun to share 7 years ago  
    oops, wrong topic :) 7 years ago  
    id be on their list and theyd find out they were mistaken 7 years ago  
    oops, wrong topic :) 7 years ago  
    id be on the list but theyd soon find out they were mistaken. 7 years ago  
    id kill puppies for the mere fact that theyre easier to replace than a human being. 7 years ago +1
    with $$ ud enjoy ur free time more 7 years ago  
    lol, i just noticed their vote. maybe they were hungry 7 years ago  
    adios family 7 years ago  
    cpt condom to the rescue! 7 years ago  
    fruit and healthy, flesh and suffer..gee i wonder 7 years ago  
    skin and bones is yuck. ill take my chances with a tredmill 7 years ago +74
    ud be crushed from the weight of water before u hit the bottom. id rather aplat 7 years ago  
    splatter at the bottom aftwr fallin off a building. 7 years ago  
    atleast ud have $$ to buy new clothes 7 years ago +1
    atleast ud have $$ to buy new clothes 7 years ago  
    skip...for im a guy reason. 7 years ago  
    everyone should have ro hunt for their food atleast once in their life 7 years ago +6
    i wouldnt want to supply the enemy of the US with weapons. 7 years ago +2
    skip...for im a guy reason. 7 years ago +1
    i wouldnt want to supply the enemy of the US with weapons. 7 years ago  
    i wanna lick jesse's belly 7 years ago  
    what cant u do on a computer? 7 years ago  
    i like that girls new hair 7 years ago +2
    skip 7 years ago  
    what cant u do on a computer? 7 years ago  
    neither 7 years ago +1
    id recomment prison break to anyone anyday 7 years ago +2
    debt debt debt 7 years ago +6
    burning would only hurt till ur nerve endings were destroyed and u went into shock. 7 years ago +2
    i was addicted to world of warcraft and it affects ur life negatively. id die before i playwd that game again. 7 years ago  
    he's hilarious 7 years ago  
    Coke in a glass bottle 7 years ago +2
    as a guy, i have to admit we've got it made. 7 years ago +5
    never heard of a snow shark. ill take my chances with frostbite and a yeti. 7 years ago  
    if obama wins, USA fails. 7 years ago +2
    ill take my chances with a condom and the whore. 13 yr old boy....gross. 7 years ago  
    let the dog watch, maybe ill get some tongue on butt action midway thru 7 years ago +1
    28% of voters have breath that smells like sh*t. 7 years ago +1
    jessica alba is so sexy! 7 years ago  
    successfully self employed would be the way to go. 7 years ago +1
    id buy apple to wipe my ass with it then throw it away 7 years ago +1
    id share with my family and a a few causes i felt would use the money to help not line some peoples pockets like Susan g komen does 7 years ago +1
    are the best 7 years ago  
    dogs q 7 years ago  
    gingers are genetically defective and creepy bit thats still better than being a fat nerd 7 years ago  
    lol guest from united states...oh nos! dont hold that gun to my HAND mister 7 years ago  
    nice house with a large wall, guards and guard dogs, booby traps, land mines a moat filled with giant salt water crocodiles and man eating fish in a bad country. 7 years ago  
    walmart will rule the world one day.. 7 years ago  
    why bring back and old person? so they can die again in a couple yrs? 7 years ago  
    my aunt lisa, died age 38.. too young.. 7 years ago  
    :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P u like that tongue, dont ya baby :P:P:P:P:P:P:P 7 years ago  
    i cant help it that im sexy 7 years ago  
    aliens are so smart they wouldnt hurt a human....u cant tell but im rolling my eyes.. 7 years ago  
    if it wasnt for eve we'd be nude anyway. 7 years ago  
    wolverine is just badass, period. 7 years ago +3
    people mght not like what u have to say but youll be respected for having your own thoughts and opinions ans voicing them. 7 years ago  
    will i be supplied with a fiahinf pole big enough to catch a whale? 7 years ago  
    had lasik and never want to Have to wear glasses again! 7 years ago  
    50/50 odds isnt bad. guarenteed to live, give max doseage pain meds plz. 7 years ago +1
    more meat on a dog. 7 years ago +1
    both have short lives but being gigantic would be awesome! 7 years ago  
    african warlord would be way more brutal. id run from a taliban suicide bomber! 7 years ago +2
    theres more witnesses in a classroom. a crazy babysitter thered be no one else! 7 years ago +7
    it was hard to choose which girl i liked more but megan has nice boobies. 7 years ago +6
    i wish my dad would have been around to punish me. 7 years ago +1
    plenty of clean people out there. although, 1 of 4 people has herpes. yikes. 7 years ago  
    in danger or endangered? he looks like hes being taken care of to me. 7 years ago  
    retards have the most fun 7 years ago +1
    hopefully id be in cesar millans pack! 7 years ago +3
    no privacy when ur famous. 7 years ago +4
    have had both happen. liked neither one. 7 years ago +6
    xray for what? flying is more useful. 7 years ago +1
    id be answering the ?s too so id rather everyone be embarrasses. 7 years ago  
    id be more proud to say i climbed a giant mountain. 7 years ago +1
    hes got the hands of a 4 yr old girl 7 years ago +271
    id love to try kim just once. 7 years ago  
    i cant stand people who get away with a crime. theyll do it again. 7 years ago  
    will be so much sweeter when i get the girl at the end of the day. 7 years ago +1
    5-6 nites a wk. 7 years ago  
    quick trip to the abortion clinic. problem solved. 7 years ago +2
    sh*ttu=sh*tty 7 years ago  
    and be a sh*ttu kisser at 30? no thanks 7 years ago  
    if only it were true... 7 years ago +3
    id like to introduce ur chihuahua to my rotty 7 years ago  
    yay for adventerous 7 years ago +1
    be back in 30 minutes. im driving to the store.to buy a new phone. 7 years ago +2
    i hope i got a nice set of titties to go with this vajayjay 7 years ago +2
    i dont know what my job is. all i know is im giving some guy 100,000 a yr. 7 years ago +2
    Angelina's got one, Madonna's got one, now Bruno has got one. 7 years ago +110
    be an idiot or unlucky. unlucky for me plz. 7 years ago +3
    itd be a shame to forget the past. 7 years ago  
    itd be a shame to forget the past. 7 years ago  
    blonde women are my weakness 7 years ago  
    im already enrolled at hogwarts. id prove it, but ur all muggles. 7 years ago +3
    im a guy, but if i was a woman i hope id choose a caring bf over a douche 7 years ago +176
    closed my eyes to choose. im neutral. 7 years ago +1
    the sign in the picture says gays are possessed by demona. 7 years ago  
    we'll all be forgotten anywqy 7 years ago  
    New wife, new life. 7 years ago  
    jolie is so gross. 7 years ago +3
    i didnt see a choice for The Wiggles :( 7 years ago +3
    nice hot cup of coffee. mmmmmm 7 years ago  
    cant beat a good laugh 7 years ago +3
    should have chose 10 yrs older. would hate to go thru 'what do i do?' phase. 7 years ago  
    ill just throw these in the trash.... 7 years ago +357
    i know what the ugly people chose rofl 7 years ago +2
    ignorance is bliss, ugly is forever. 7 years ago +4
    the 'right' answer would be ur friends. 7 years ago +4
    Raider Nation!!! 7 years ago +2
    the truth will set u free 7 years ago +3
    always wanted to go to greece. 7 years ago  
    ill buy a magician with ma monies from gambling 7 years ago  
    Cant be a good sh*t. 7 years ago  
    quality over quantity 7 years ago +1
    Selena gomez wants to have my babies. she just doesnt know it yet. 7 years ago  
    step 1 Divorce step 2 new wife. 7 years ago  
    di 7 years ago  
    Ive been a bad, bad boy 7 years ago  
    hit and run. stupid would u rather 7 years ago  
    whered i put that realistic holloween mask.... 7 years ago  
    once u die.i take ur monies! 7 years ago  
    hopeful by share with someone else it means its their ipad and i wouldnt have to take that crap home. 7 years ago +16
    USA. USA. USA. 7 years ago +1
    lion would be quicker. theyd get ahold of ur throat and cut blood flow to ur brain off. ud become unconscious b4 u knew it. 7 years ago +2
    two words. white. out. 7 years ago  
    govt shouod have no cntrl of where i send my kids 7 years ago +1
    low self esteem. we'll fix that straight away. 7 years ago +1
    guest from georgia..im not sure what unsatisfied tastes like. 7 years ago +1
    burning alive would be faster 7 years ago  
    im already crazy... 7 years ago  
    fast car, even faster women. 7 years ago  
    watch a six hour movie but i could get lost for 6 hrs in a good book 7 years ago +1
    i could never wq 7 years ago  
    Love rubbin up on some sexy lingerie 7 years ago +1
    i could try out some new tricks with ma whore roomie ;) 7 years ago +2
    even though the boogeyman checks hia closet for chuck norris, id still rather fight him than tyson. i dont want to lose an ear! 7 years ago  
    Alright! time to repopulate. 7 years ago +346
    i want a shower like that night time one! 7 years ago +44
    carefree till 20, then the real fun starts ;) 7 years ago  
    hmmmmmmhpf. plop. i just took a dump on an apple product and it felt great! 7 years ago +438
    id buy an apple product just to throw it in the trash 7 years ago +761
    walking dead is awesome. loved the scene with dale getting his stomach rippes open. 7 years ago  
    itsa me, madio! 7 years ago  
    magic johnson beat AIDS. nuff said. 7 years ago +3
    obama is good at wasting monies 7 years ago +1
    i keel all the zombiez!! 7 years ago  
    drowning is peaceful? ur suffocating, that is not a peaceful experience. 7 years ago  
    we'll get to know eachother in the morning....i promise. 7 years ago +4
    that hamburger makes me wanna go to 5 guys burgers and fries 7 years ago +4
    blackman in the 1800s. atleast id have a job.... 7 years ago +1
    mind ur own business. spend time reading and exercising. life in prison could be managable 7 years ago  
    just shave ur head. problem solved 7 years ago +55
    id be a dumb 7 years ago  
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner. 7 years ago +448
    mr fantastic. my arms and legs arent the only thing that stretches, sugar. 7 years ago  
    love a clear night sky with no clouds, stars shining bright, full moon. 7 years ago  
    hardest question ive come across so far! cant beat a nice butt..wait..yes u can ;) 7 years ago  
    train that primate to throw poo..awesome. 7 years ago  
    never do a deal with the devil 7 years ago +1
    big mac. yum! 7 years ago  
    ruin ur life at 14? forget it. be smart. wrap it up. 7 years ago  
    switch it up. listenin to rap atm tho. 7 years ago  
    how cool would it be to pick up any instrument and start playing it well? 7 years ago +1
    id rather stab myself in the eyes with used syringes than watch the douchbags of jersey shore 7 years ago +3
    i hope megan reads this and finds me :P 7 years ago +2
    Handful is plenty. anything bigger than a C is bleh 7 years ago +2
    think back to a mistake u made and tell me if given the chance to 'do it over' u wouldnt. 7 years ago  
    the sounds of nature in the woods would be more peaceful than out in the ocean. 7 years ago  
    $200 for an hour of your time m'lady? 7 years ago  
    why bring an unloves/unwanted child into the world? who wants a rape baby? 7 years ago +3
    im tryin to picture myself in a size 13 stiletto 7 years ago +6
    he'll be back. 7 years ago +762
    soccer sux 7 years ago +3
    Arrrrrr 7 years ago  
    Im a guy...i wouldnt look good in a dress on either show.. 7 years ago +10
    can u hear me now? HOW ABOUT NOW?! 7 years ago +231
    and deal with all that bush? 7 years ago +1
    standard gets old..fast. 7 years ago  
    u dont have to be smart to be successful. 7 years ago  
    bieber should hire conrad murray to be his doctor. 7 years ago +3
    etremely fat people smell is yuck. 7 years ago +1
    and never play with boobies again...yea right. 7 years ago +2
    neil patrick harris is the man! 7 years ago +4
    wish for things worth a lot of money. easy. 7 years ago  
    chose volleyball but thw grunting women do in tennis gives me a half chub ;) 7 years ago  
    shark!! 7 years ago  
    meet a date at a party 7 years ago +1
    ill meet new people 7 years ago  
    10k in ma pocket 7 years ago +2
    iphone can suck my.. 7 years ago +3
    she looks like this girl julia i met at club aja 7 years ago  
    visa is not accepted in too many places. 7 years ago  
    ill buy a plane. 7 years ago +3
    ill tell ya what i need women for. procreation. 7 years ago +1
    american footbal 7 years ago  
    hulk angry! 7 years ago +2
    uncomparable 7 years ago +7
    everyone should just speak english ;) 7 years ago +4
    that slut in the pic has some nice titties. im home schooling my daughter. 7 years ago +1
    im huessing places isnt the only thing u do alone... 7 years ago  
    i Was loving it! 7 years ago  
    easiest choice ive made in weeks 7 years ago +11
    supplementation for the win. 7 years ago +1
    id be miserable not being able to see my beautiful children grow up and couldnt imagine not seeing grandchildren. 7 years ago +1
    Obama hates making good choices... 7 years ago +7
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