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AmericanShrek (user #43,692) MaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star

Joined on March 26th, 2015 (1,696 days ago)

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Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money or power. They can't be bought, bullied, or reasoned with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. It's been a good run.


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    Way better than Battlefield my ass.  
    Yes fam. Couldn't have said it better.  
    Like this comment and you get free candy  
    At least I am not a fan of a team named after clothing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    When picking up babes, I use the hottub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    I would prefer a Nissan GTR  
    Don't you mean Futbol?  
    I am learning Basketball right now!  
    Don't know who either of them are.  
    In the end, they are both excellent players.  
    Messi and Ronaldo are much more interesting to watch then most football games.  
    Gronk and Beast Mode baby!  
    In the summer, it is awesome to go surfing.  
    How about doing it with a cardboard cutout of a puppy?  
    They are pretty chill.  
    This is a really original question...  
    Being a Bachelor would be awesome.  
    At least he can't kill you. (If you fight him in the ring)  
    If I have a high pay, I would love the job. Even if the job is sh*t.  
    Sees that she likes video games, is immediately sold.  
    Not to be a bastard, but, being immortal is pretty cool.  
    I'm not gay.  
    Both are useful for their own reasons.  
    Back to the old days ;)  
    While its harder to learn and use, it is much more secure and personalized than Windows. But, both OS are good for their own reasons.  
    Hotmail is sorta dead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    But.... Bumblebee......  
    Named after scrumptious treats!  
    Teh most epic way to die ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Cherizerd  
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    Like sour things  
    Rather not look like a 1960s movie all the time.  
    Go forward to when we become immortal. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Rather fight my friends to the death than race them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Use my iPhone  
    Meh  
    Precision  
    Windows  
    Macs suck ass.  
    Anything is better than an iPhone  
    Runs nicer  
    I own an iPhone and I still think a Galaxy is better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +1
    Better than eating actual sh*t.  
    Better than having a scarred and bloody asshole for the rest of your life. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Can't Belieb (Bieber pun) that 68,277 people still like Justin Bieber.  
    Breaking Bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    62% of people play with prepubescent kids who scream their asses off at head shots on 1v1  
    Both are horribly annoying  
    Much better with addicting controls.  
    Brad is a bad ass ;)  
    The lack of anime lovers is disheartening +22
    There goes my dignity  
    Yea, I rather not have my face stuck up someone's butthole.  
    Asian kid is smart  
    Scrap! Accidentally picked Twilight! Nuuuuuuuuuu  
    Should have skipped. Now because I choose the second choice I will get hate.  
    If I become immortal, then I will be interviewed by everyone about my life, then I will become rich  
    I will use my brain power to find a way to become hotter!  
    Dat Spock picture doe  
    If you are wealthy, then you can build virtual reality Harry Potter  
    You can go into the future and use a time machine to go back in time anyway.  
    I like chocolate too much man  
    One word: Boobs.  
    Give me justice, or give me death! +1
    Madeon  
    Batman has brains. Not to mention he is a billionaire. Superman is too overpowered and has no losses once so ever.  
    What is digimon?  
    Dude those are some potato quality photos. (BTW I choose red because it has Charizard!)  
    Red Apples are for vampires. (Like me)  
    17% of the people who voted are either color blind or like to take photos.  
    74% of the people who voted rather use a website that may become the next MySpace (and will be abandoned).  
    According to "The internship" there is free food at Google, plus a slide! Google FTW!  
    61% of the people that voted would rather play with screaming 4 year olds who like your mom more than you do, and 39% of the people who voted enjoy destroying skyscrapers, driving tanks, and flying jets.  
    Well, with a keyboard, many controls are customizable.  
    Ahem, I speak for just about everyone when I say this, BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!  
    Just go on your computer. I hardly play on my phone.  
    If I could live longer, I could have a better chance in the lottery.  
    With moar time, I could get moolah.  
    Prepare for meh death!  
    I will fall in love with a rich person.  
    Yea... I would rather go on a vacation.  
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