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Joined on March 26th, 2015 (1,484 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 615

Questions: 20 view

Comments: 118

Profile views: 71


Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money or power. They can't be bought, bullied, or reasoned with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. It's been a good run.


AmericanShrek has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather play Battlefield 1 or Battlefield 4 2 years ago 111 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make a good meme, but not get credit for it or Make a horrible and annoying meme that everyone remembers 3 years ago 157 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What is ThisisTheFatRat's best song? Unity or Windfall 3 years ago 61 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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How would you wanna die? By having 400 pounds of TNT strapped to your back and dropped in a volcano. or Get launched at the Earth from space and hit the Earth with so much force, it was cause an extinction. 3 years ago 117 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fight Batman in hand-to-hand combat or Fight Superman with a regular Baseball Bat 3 years ago 328 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Become a citizen of China and never be able to leave the country or Become a citizen of Syria and be forced to become a rebel fighter in the civil war 3 years ago 117 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which game do you think is an overall better game Fallout 4 or Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 3 years ago 114 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Create your own country and separate from America and have nothing or Stay with america and gain free healthcare 3 years ago 77 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which was/is more violent World War 2 or The YouTube comments Section 4 years ago 146 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die a Hero or Live long enough to see yourself become the villain? 4 years ago 218 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which game is more frustrating The Binding of Isaac or Super Meat Boy 4 years ago 114 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Puke out burger patties or Crap out ketchup 4 years ago 1,380 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play on Steam or Play on Orgin 4 years ago 116 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch or read One Piece or Naruto 4 years ago 1,479 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Which book series do you hate the most Twilight or Fifty Shades of Grey 4 years ago 311 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play Battlefield or Play Call of Duty 4 years ago 83 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play on a gaming pc or a console 4 years ago 153 votes 11 comments 2 likes
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What company is better? Microsoft or Sony 4 years ago 151 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be Gay or Be Incredibly Annoying 4 years ago 2,473 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become A famous author or A famous video game creator 4 years ago 141 votes 7 comments 0 likes

AmericanShrek has posted the following comments:

This made me cringe harder than your posts in the group chat. C: 3 years ago  
Way better than Battlefield my ass. 3 years ago  
Yes fam. Couldn't have said it better. 3 years ago  
Like this comment and you get free candy 3 years ago  
At least I am not a fan of a team named after clothing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
Would rather have a broken nose then end up on life support after getting hit by Lewis. 3 years ago  
The irony is Lebron only cries after loosing championships. 3 years ago  
When picking up babes, I use the hottub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
I would prefer a Nissan GTR 3 years ago  
Don't you mean Futbol? 3 years ago  
I am learning Basketball right now! 3 years ago  
Don't know who either of them are. 3 years ago  
In the end, they are both excellent players. 3 years ago  
Messi and Ronaldo are much more interesting to watch then most football games. 3 years ago  
It is futbol kid. 3 years ago  
Gronk and Beast Mode baby! 3 years ago  
In the summer, it is awesome to go surfing. 3 years ago  
Is this even a question? 3 years ago  
How about doing it with a cardboard cutout of a puppy? 3 years ago  
If we die together, sure. 3 years ago  
They are pretty chill. 3 years ago  
This is a really original question... 3 years ago  
Being a Bachelor would be awesome. 3 years ago  
At least he can't kill you. (If you fight him in the ring) 3 years ago  
If I have a high pay, I would love the job. Even if the job is sh*t. 3 years ago  
Sees that she likes video games, is immediately sold. 3 years ago  
Not to be a bastard, but, being immortal is pretty cool. 3 years ago  
I'm not gay. 3 years ago  
I have one 3 years ago  
Both are useful for their own reasons. 3 years ago  
Back to the old days ;) 3 years ago  
While its harder to learn and use, it is much more secure and personalized than Windows. But, both OS are good for their own reasons. 3 years ago  
Hotmail is sorta dead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
WTF ARE ANY OF THESE? 3 years ago  
WTF ARE ANY OF THESE? 3 years ago  
But.... Bumblebee...... 3 years ago  
Named after scrumptious treats! 3 years ago  
Teh most epic way to die ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
Cherizerd 3 years ago  
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Like sour things 3 years ago  
Rather not look like a 1960s movie all the time. 3 years ago  
Go forward to when we become immortal. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
Rather fight my friends to the death than race them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
Use my iPhone 3 years ago  
Meh 3 years ago  
Precision 3 years ago  
Windows 3 years ago  
Macs suck ass. 3 years ago  
Anything is better than an iPhone 3 years ago  
Runs nicer 3 years ago  
I own an iPhone and I still think a Galaxy is better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago +1
Better than eating actual sh*t. 3 years ago  
Better than having a scarred and bloody asshole for the rest of your life. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
Can't Belieb (Bieber pun) that 68,277 people still like Justin Bieber. 3 years ago  
Dexter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
Breaking Bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
62% of people play with prepubescent kids who scream their asses off at head shots on 1v1 3 years ago  
Both are horribly annoying 3 years ago  
Would rather not grow a neck beard and scream at other people for not having the "ThunderBlade" 3 years ago  
Much better with addicting controls. 3 years ago  
Brad is a bad ass ;) 3 years ago  
Have some of them blue rocks 3 years ago  
Guessing more people voted for rolling stone because they don't know what Aerosmith is. 4 years ago +2
I'm surprised to see barely any religious people who waste their time hating on a question because it includes Jesus. 4 years ago  
The lack of anime lovers is disheartening 4 years ago +22
Read the description. 4 years ago  
Like if you choose B just because of the picture 4 years ago  
There goes my dignity 4 years ago  
Yea, I rather not have my face stuck up someone's butthole. 4 years ago  
Asian kid is smart 4 years ago  
Scrap! Accidentally picked Twilight! Nuuuuuuuuuu 4 years ago  
Should have skipped. Now because I choose the second choice I will get hate. 4 years ago  
If I become immortal, then I will be interviewed by everyone about my life, then I will become rich 4 years ago  
I will use my brain power to find a way to become hotter! 4 years ago  
Dat Spock picture doe 4 years ago  
If you are wealthy, then you can build virtual reality Harry Potter 4 years ago  
You can go into the future and use a time machine to go back in time anyway. 4 years ago  
I like chocolate too much man 4 years ago  
One word: Boobs. 4 years ago  
He is a god. 4 years ago +2
Give me justice, or give me death! 4 years ago +1
Madeon 4 years ago  
I love Metallica 4 years ago  
I love Nigh of the Living Dummy, soooo.... 4 years ago  
Their food isn't made of cardboard or styrofoam. 4 years ago +2
I would rather listen to Progressive House. 4 years ago  
Batman has brains. Not to mention he is a billionaire. Superman is too overpowered and has no losses once so ever. 4 years ago  
What is digimon? 4 years ago  
I prefer night over day. There are more lights and it is more fun. 4 years ago +1
SMB is really hard 4 years ago  
Jesus it is still 50/50 4 years ago  
Dude those are some potato quality photos. (BTW I choose red because it has Charizard!) 4 years ago  
Red Apples are for vampires. (Like me) 4 years ago  
17% of the people who voted are either color blind or like to take photos. 4 years ago  
74% of the people who voted rather use a website that may become the next MySpace (and will be abandoned). 4 years ago  
According to "The internship" there is free food at Google, plus a slide! Google FTW! 4 years ago  
61% of the people that voted would rather play with screaming 4 year olds who like your mom more than you do, and 39% of the people who voted enjoy destroying skyscrapers, driving tanks, and flying jets. 4 years ago  
Well, with a keyboard, many controls are customizable. 4 years ago  
Ahem, I speak for just about everyone when I say this, BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN! 4 years ago  
Yes he is. 4 years ago  
Alright! Alright! I will change the question to "be gay" not become! 4 years ago  
Why else would they make mega evoulutions? 4 years ago  
Just go on your computer. I hardly play on my phone. 4 years ago  
XD 4 years ago  
Just saying the truth man. 4 years ago  
We didn't need mega evolution, but they were out of ideas. 4 years ago +1
Now I can understand you crap. 4 years ago  
Hahahahha 4 years ago  
Edit it. 4 years ago  
That's not even how you spell charizard smart one. 4 years ago  
For video game creators. 4 years ago  
Just found a photo. 4 years ago  
If I could live longer, I could have a better chance in the lottery. 4 years ago  
With moar time, I could get moolah. 4 years ago  
Prepare for meh death! 4 years ago  
I will fall in love with a rich person. 4 years ago  
Yea... I would rather go on a vacation. 4 years ago  

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Favorites 7 questions 4 votes 4 years ago
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