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Joined on August 25th, 2012 (2,581 days ago)

Last login was 3 days ago

Votes: 146,764

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Profile views: 7,049


I'm a socially awkward man-child


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Would you rather Pick 5 users for your zombie apocalypse team. With you, it's a total of 6 or Pick 3 users to sacrifice and gain a super power chosen by another user. The power must be something cool or useful 1 week ago 78 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Splice your DNA with an animal chosen by the first user to reply to your comment or Fight a homeless person for a bag of chili cheese Fritos and a mango Four Loko while naked and screaming racial slurs in the ghetto 1 week ago 98 votes 63 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Every time you have sex with someone, you take a year of their life and add it to yours. If you have sex with the some person, each time it will take more of the years of life and adds to your own life or Every time you masturbate, a random person falls instantly asleep which may cause harm or death depending on what that person is doing during that time 2 weeks ago 98 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a high-end professional escort or Be a D-list movie actor/actress 2 weeks ago 70 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know everything there is to know about The Stock Market or Poker 2 weeks ago 86 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know everything there is to know about Karate or Guns 2 weeks ago 103 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know everything there is to know about Swimming or Driving 2 weeks ago 95 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know everything there is to know about Insects or Rodents 2 weeks ago 86 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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American_Jedi's shirt collection series: Which tie dye shirt would you rather own? Jamaican Kitty or Cheech & Chong 3 weeks ago 53 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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American_Jedi's shirt collection series: Which Deadpool shirt would you rather own? Canadian or Maximum Effort 3 weeks ago 55 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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American_Jedi's shirt collection series: Which shirt would you rather wear in church? Uncensored or Senpai Jesus 3 weeks ago 59 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Antifa is a terrorist organization Agree or Disagree 3 weeks ago 70 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather(New Smash Vs. Food Series) Spongebob Squarepants or Sponge Cake 1 month ago 78 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Ask me anything. I'll answer as honest as possible No pun here, just a slut eating an ice cream cone :) or I donut care to ask 1 month ago 54 votes 44 comments 0 likes
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What's more important in any agreement Opinions or Facts 1 month ago 71 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who's the better rapper Eminem or Slim Shady 1 month ago 59 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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How often do you judge a book by its cover? Yes, I'm talking about the general public Rarely/Sometimes or Almost all the time 1 month ago 65 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment The last movie you just saw and maybe write a review without spoilers or The last video game you played and how would you rate it 1 month ago 51 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment What kind of food you're craving right now or What kind of music you wanna listen to right now 1 month ago 63 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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What does this site mean to you Comment or Nothing, just questions to answer 1 month ago 73 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Story Time I... or It was... 1 month ago 84 votes 72 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment The place you where born at or Your first and/or middle name 1 month ago 78 votes 48 comments 0 likes
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There's too many people living, we need a new plague Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 93 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Own and take care of 25 dogs. You can't sell or give them away or Kill 1 healthy newborn puppy and receive $1,000 in cash 1 month ago 75 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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One of my biggest fears is dying and cease to exist anymore. Also the idea of a heaven or a hell seems cruel to me, cause I don't wanna be eternally blissful and be forced by divine will to enjoy the experience nor do I wanna suffer for my sins in eternal hell fire and torture. I don't know if reincarnation is real, but to me seems like the best one Wanna talk about life, death and the universe with me? or Nah, I'm good bro. Good luck with your existential crisis 1 month ago 69 votes 50 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Name the last thing you did in a video game and other user(s) will guess what game it is or Describe a movie without the title, character names, and big hints and other user(s) will guess what movie you're talking about 1 month ago 66 votes 71 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to a furry convention (fur con) with MustaKrakish. Only for half a day or Go to church Sunday morning with SatanLordofLies666. A full 3 hour service from 9 am to noon 2 months ago 62 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Chupacabra was your cool uncle that lets you ride his dirt bikes when you come visit him on his ranch and sneaks you mixed alcoholic drinks at family gatherings or alexw was your school or work buddy and you talk about rrrather stuff and play video games on the weekends 2 months ago 56 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Wound you rather Comment and another user will pick your superhero, anti-hero or villain name and 3 low level superpowers or 1 mega level power. Can't pick powers that are lame and/or useless. And the user's super name must be something cool or and least decent sounding or Comment and another user will pick a country and a certain amount of money for you to vacation with. Any country or state. The amount of cash must be more than 500 dollars or more of that country's or state's currency. Traveling to that said destination is free of charge, so is going back home 2 months ago 49 votes 45 comments 0 likes
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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner Okay or I rather not 2 months ago 51 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Why haven't you committed suicide? Because... or Why are you asking me this? 2 months ago 76 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to make small non-living objects explode with your mind, like as powerful as a hand grenade or Be able to make your skin hard enough to stop a bullet from penetrating your body. It will still hurt, like getting shot with a paint ball gun 3 months ago 84 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a Dog or Cat 3 months ago 77 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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For 1 year, would you rather Only be able to hunt for your meat if you wanna eat meat or Only be able to take baths, meaning you can't shower 3 months ago 91 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be qualified to do almost any job in the world and easily get hired or Have a million dollars (tax free) 3 months ago 93 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give oral pleasure to a farm pig, but no one will know or Have sex with a hooker of the same gender, and everyone knows 4 months ago 78 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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One gotta go... Your non-dominate hand or Your good eye 4 months ago 75 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Comment your top 5 favorite Music group/band and/or singer or Snacks/Junk Food 4 months ago 69 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Late 90s, early 2000s me American History X, sorta or I was super drunk in this pic 4 months ago 79 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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Which American_Jedi old school pic do you prefer Me, my sister and baby brother or My brothers and I receiving our first video gaming system 4 months ago 81 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Comment your top 5 favorite Fast food restaurants or Drinks 4 months ago 82 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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We all wear 3 masks: The first mask you show the world, the second mask you show your friends and family, but the third mask you never show anyone, that's your true self I agree, to a degree or This makes no sense to me 4 months ago 73 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lucifer find a way to kill God, become more powerful then him, get rid of hell, bring life eternal to all souls and rule the vast universe Sounds like heaven or Wait, what? 4 months ago 61 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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I guess I'll do it 2... I mean 3. Describe me in 3 words Gay? or Gayer? 4 months ago 73 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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I'm gonna be gone for a few weeks. Going to Romania among other European countries close by. I haven't been to Romania since 1989. I was only 5 when I came to America. I'm leaving tomorrow night Cool, have fun. Don't get beheaded :) or This isn't a question. Make real questions you twat! 5 months ago 63 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Users most likely to end up in prison or become a strip club owner Strip or Dance 6 months ago 47 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Users most likely to survive the zombie apocalypse and users that will die asap Alive or Dead 6 months ago 46 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option Y or Option Z 6 months ago 51 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option W or Option X 6 months ago 46 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option U or Option V 6 months ago 49 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option S or Option T 6 months ago 51 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option Q or Option R 6 months ago 42 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option O or Option P 6 months ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option M or Option N 6 months ago 39 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option K or Option L 6 months ago 46 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option I or Option J 6 months ago 44 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option G or Option H 6 months ago 50 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option E or Option F 6 months ago 48 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option C or Option D 6 months ago 40 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about this image Option A or Option B 6 months ago 40 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Comment and I'll give you A random pornstar to own for a day as a sex slave or A random celebrity that will make a movie with you 6 months ago 67 votes 63 comments 0 likes
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Comment and I'll give you... Food and a drink or A movie recommendation 6 months ago 78 votes 92 comments 0 likes
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Classic rrrather presents: Would you rather own a Cat or Dog 6 months ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Classic rrrather presents: Would you rather drink Coke or Pepsi 6 months ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be covered head to toe in Mud for a day or Blood for a day 6 months ago 80 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be covered head to toe in Honey for a day or Chocolate for a day 6 months ago 78 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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I think we are all dead and this website is purgatory created by "God" aka alexw and the users that are no longer on here, moved on to either heaven or hell or maybe cease to exist anymore Yes, it all makes sense now or Stop smoking weed bruh 7 months ago 85 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Which movie universes should do a crossover Star Wars/Star Trek or DC/Marvel 7 months ago 95 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which user would you rather kill, cook and eat ilovefreedom or Rat 7 months ago 89 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which user would you rather kill, cook and eat usmanc or Catlover 7 months ago 73 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear a mask that stops your aging process until you take it off. If you sleep with it on, you'll age backwards until you no longer exist and it goes fast. Wearing it while awake just stops you from aging. Not using the mask for over 24 hours will age you 80 years or more or The more you sleep, the smoother your skin is, but the longer you stay awake the dryer your skin gets. After 24 or more hours of no sleep will turn you into dust. Also, the smoother skin will make you more durable, stronger, faster, agile, and able to endure a great amount of pain 7 months ago 90 votes 56 comments 0 likes
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Who would when in a fight Jackie Chan or Jackie Chan's stunt double 7 months ago 82 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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What's your current rank 1 - 850 or 851 + 7 months ago 91 votes 45 comments 0 likes
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I'm gonna fookin' rate you hard, and you're gonna fookin' like it! 0 to 10 or I don't wanna play the rate game :( 7 months ago 75 votes 70 comments 0 likes
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So tomorrow (January 6, 2019) is my birthday. I'll be 35 years old. I was 28 when I made my rrrather account Ask me anything (before I turn to dust) or Holy fuck you're old 8 months ago 104 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only date and have sexual relations with human-like androids without ever getting any STD. By the way, the chick is the android in this pic, the other one is a robot or Continue sleeping with real humans, but chances of getting an STD is higher now 8 months ago 91 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take any kind drugs and never have any bad side effects or Put any kind of sexual thought into someone's head and they love it 8 months ago 82 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Are your sexual fantasies usually Wild or Mild 8 months ago 96 votes 45 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Become 1 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and bring upon the destruction of earth or Ask me a question 8 months ago 93 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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Wound you rather comment Reason(s) you like/love [insert holiday here] or Reason(s) you dislike/hate [insert holiday here] 8 months ago 58 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a random super power by the first user to reply to your comment, but the power is something cool and/or useful or Get a random super power by the first user to reply to your comment, but the power is something lame and/or useless. You also have unlimited money 9 months ago 107 votes 83 comments 0 likes
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Do you like katana swords? Yes or No 9 months ago 103 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tell me a random fact about yourself or Describe your parents with a gif (comment a gif link) 1 year ago 86 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Marry a random person of the opposite sex and whoever they are, end up to be an amazing person in general or Fight a giant grizzly bear after getting fast healing powers 1 year ago 94 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Write down a random comment/quote Sure, I have nothing better to do or Is it gay for a man to lick his own penis? 1 year ago 69 votes 46 comments 0 likes
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Black Panther is a mediocre movie with too much hype Agree or Disagree 1 year ago 77 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather bang A sexy dead body ;) or A living animal like a dog or a dolphin 1 year ago 86 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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This or That Waffles, Playstation, Dogs, Rock Music, Night Time, Summer, Vanilla, Tea, Coca Cola, Comedy Movie, DC comics, Bing.com, Ice, Burger King, Ketchup, Game of Thrones, Vampires, Mind Control, Rapid Healing, Pie, Eggs and Bacon, Gatorade, Salt, Blue Jeans, Tattoo(s), Sleep Naked, The Simpsons or Pancakes, X-BOX, Cats, Rap Music, Day Time, Winter, Chocolate, Coffee, Pepsi, Horror Movie, Marvel Comics, Google.com, Fire, McDonald's, Mustard, The Walking Dead, Werewolves, Telekinesis, Teleportation, Cake, Cereal, Powerade, Pepper, Sweat Pants, Piercing(s), Sleep with clothes on, South Park 1 year ago 84 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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What did you do today/What are you doing today Stuff or Things 1 year ago 79 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment Movie(s) and/or tv show(s) that would make cool video game(s) or Video Game(s) that would make cool movie(s) and/or tv show(s) 1 year ago 60 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment Reason(s) a rrrather user might get arrested or The way __________ will die 1 year ago 65 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather Remake a movie using rrrather users or Have a rrrather virtual world where only registered rrrather users can join and make their own avatars/custom characters. You'll be logged in with the rrrather account you have now 1 year ago 67 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Name a user and tell us the way he/she dies or Comment a super power and another user picks your weakness 1 year ago 113 votes 137 comments 0 likes
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Ignore this question, it's stupid What would you do if you had 24 hours to live and $5,000 in cash? or Pick 6 users for your zombie apocalypse team 1 year ago 65 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Repeat a day of your choice forever or Make $500 a day driving around the U.S. or whatever country you live at until you're 70 years old. You can either sleep in your car or a hotel/motel for the night, but never in a house/condo/apartment. A new car will be given to you every time your current car breaks down... 1 year ago 76 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Worship Satan and be granted unique powers and when you die, become a demon instead of being punished for all eternity or Before you die, time travel your mind into your younger self 1 year ago 81 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use 1 word to describe a rrrather user or Comment a movie title that sounds like a porno 1 year ago 50 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Why do we exist? A greater being made us or Something else more scientific 1 year ago 87 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Surrounded by over 30 zombies. Quick, give me a weapon! comment a weapon or Can't, too busy shitting myself 1 year ago 83 votes 94 comments 0 likes
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I draw YomokoGirl Thoughts? or Life is full of wonders and inspirations 1 year ago 57 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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I drew dragah as a request Thoughts? or My muse and our resident edgy boi 1 year ago 65 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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I drew an eagle Thoughts? or I drew it from this image 1 year ago 71 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kill a new born baby, but get 1 million dollars tax free or Kill a hardcore criminal for free 1 year ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you like to ask me something? Sure, I got nothing better to do or Fuck off dipshit! 1 year ago 73 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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What did you get for Christmas? I got... or I don't celebrate Christmas :( 1 year ago 96 votes 47 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Describe any user(s) with 1 word or Comment a TV show you want more seasons of 1 year ago 70 votes 67 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment What you want for Christmas or Your New Year resolution(s) 1 year ago 61 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment your favorite Drink(s) or Ice cream flavor(s) 1 year ago 80 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Story Time I woke up covered in blood... or I was drunk when... 1 year ago 68 votes 79 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be brutally tortured for a year straight, but survive or Murder an innocent child and get away with it 1 year ago 76 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the King/Queen of your country, region and/or state with 100% loyal servants and peasants or Have a random superpower a rrrather user will pick for you when they first reply to your comment 1 year ago 94 votes 75 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment Movies you can re-watch and never get tired of or Movies you can't watch again and/or refuse to watch at all 2 years ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Things you will Never spend money on, even if you had a billion dollars or Pay extra for, even if you where poor 2 years ago 57 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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"Life long adventure". A group of rrrather users are trapped in alexw's sex dungeon, Mr. Potato kidnapped the first lady and Bob Dylan becomes a cyborg Grab the dildo and smack Alex across the face with it or Make a unicorn sandwich and watch the world burn 2 years ago 71 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Chester Bennington from Linkin Park committed suicide today I've become so numb, I can't feel you there or In the end, it doesn't even matter 2 years ago 63 votes 56 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pick a country or state to completely erase from existence or Pick a rrrather user to turn into a godlike being 2 years ago 117 votes 54 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be my servant for a year or Lose 3 fingers 2 years ago 89 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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HAPPY 'MURICA DAY! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE! :) FUCK YEAH, 'MURICA!!! or FREEDOM BITCH, DO YOU SPEAK IT?! 2 years ago 72 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Name 5 people, places and/or things you Dislike/Hate or Like/Love 2 years ago 72 votes 51 comments 0 likes
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Wound you rather Pick a super power, another user will pick the weakness that goes with that super power or Pick a movie or a tv show universe, another user will pick which character you are from that movie or tv show universe 2 years ago 55 votes 84 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Share 1 interesting fact about yourself or Tell rrrather your favorite anything 2 years ago 66 votes 75 comments 0 likes
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What do you wanna know about me I wanna know... or Nothing, nothing at all 2 years ago 106 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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Merry Christmas! Happy Halloween! or I'm thankful for St. Patrick's Day 2 years ago 69 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have bees go extinct or Let 5 billion people die. Their bodies will simply disappear in seconds, so no need to dig graves or torch their bodies 2 years ago 110 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Name 3 things You want but don't really need or You can't live without besides the obvious air, food and water. We get it, you're a very clever individual. You get a gold star! 2 years ago 80 votes 46 comments 0 likes
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The first user to reply to your comment gets to pick your Power/Ability or Gender and Race 2 years ago 105 votes 95 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment 1 food item you would love to have a life time supply of or 1 drink item you would love to have a life time supply of 2 years ago 103 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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So there's like 2 months left before summer break. Do you guys have any plans, achievements/goals I wanna... or The Usual: beach/pool, bbq/picnics, water park, vacation, fireworks, camping/bonfire, movies, day naps, concerts, summer sports, friends and/or family actives, sun bathing, etc. 2 years ago 101 votes 69 comments 0 likes
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Ask me anything Okay or Ah man, best marijuana injection ever! 2 years ago 73 votes 73 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spend 2 years in a minimum security prison or 6 months in a prison boot camp 2 years ago 107 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Decapitate a celebrity or Be naked, covered in blood for 24 hours 2 years ago 121 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Build your own zombie apocalypse team 1 historical figure, 1 video game character, 1 DC character, 1 Marvel character, 1 tv show character, 1 movie character, 1 celebrity and 1 other user besides you or Each member of your team gets 1 weapon, but the weapon can't be too powerful and must be a real thing 2 years ago 91 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Where do you see _______ 5 years from now MindlessPie or Amercan_Jedi 2 years ago 97 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Where do you see _______ 5 years from now usmanc or dragah 2 years ago 65 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Where do you see _______ 5 years from now ilovefreedom or Boo-Rad 2 years ago 60 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather tell me Your username in Auto-Correct or What your username would be if it was the opposite of something 2 years ago 102 votes 63 comments 0 likes
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10 more months of 2017 left, how's it going so far Terrible! or Fantastic! 2 years ago 122 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to control people who are the opposite your own gender with your mind that are around 18 to 39 years old. If you're a woman, you control men and if you're a man, you control women. The 71 other made up genders don't count or Have a few clones of yourself that do whatever you tell them to do. They are you without free will, but only listen to you. If your clone dies, it will disappear and you can choose to make another one 2 years ago 96 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Which user(s) do you think should Never change their username(s) or Definitely change their username(s) 2 years ago 95 votes 61 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live for free an a nice 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment or Pay 300 a month for a nice 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment 2 years ago 94 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Name 3 movies you wanna star in or Name 7 movies you want to cameo in 2 years ago 78 votes 62 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather date Sexy evil twins or A sweet caring person 2 years ago 183 votes 64 comments 0 likes
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The first user to reply to your comment Picks which animal you will have the ability to turn into or Picks which celebrity you will switch body with 2 years ago 155 votes 69 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment The name(s) of your future kid(s) or The name(s) of your future pet(s) 2 years ago 121 votes 44 comments 0 likes
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American_Jedi has posted the following comments:

Spider Monkey 3 days ago +1
Why not? 3 days ago  
Lobster 3 days ago  
A human meat slicer that starts from the toes and slowly works its way up. After every slice, the open wound gets quickly heated to 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit to stop the person from bleeding out 1 week ago +2
Octopus 1 week ago  
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c712a2728879711714afdedd3ed03ed6/tenor.gif?itemid=7523086 1 week ago  
You will become a hybrid and you are in full control 1 week ago  
Merge. Sorry, I should have specified 1 week ago  
I'm a saint at work and a sailor after 1 week ago +3
How fitting :) 1 week ago +2
Intriguing life choices that lead to nothing but chaos and self harming pain and suffering. Godspeed my dude! 1 week ago  
Wasn't sure if I was gonna like the song, but I do 1 week ago +2
I did it for the reference, but I'm not sure if the other users get it 1 week ago  
Buffalo 1 week ago +2
What do you do for the weekend? 1 week ago  
An 8 in poker is called a snowman. If you get 2 Aces, they're called Pocket Rockets 1 week ago  
MustaKrakish, cause together we are a Musta_Jedi :) 1 week ago +2
https://thequickglimpse.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bat_and_robin.jpg 2 weeks ago +3
Batman is not a bat, nor does he have any powers. It's either Spider-Man or a vampire or Man-Bat https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/GalleryComics_1920x1080_20170125_BM_ARK_MAN-BAT_586d88c97fd3e4.25696264.jpg 2 weeks ago +5
You look like a muppet with down syndrome 2 weeks ago +10
Whoever cums first loses a year 2 weeks ago  
The general public sucks 2 weeks ago  
I like the Joker as much as anyone, but come on. You people suck! 2 weeks ago  
The planet is fine, people are the only problem 2 weeks ago  
I don't want the world to burn, I just want humanity to die off 2 weeks ago +2
It's not about age, it's about self worth and not caring about fake people that don't matter and making sure they like you. Beside YouTube, which you can actually make money of off, having over 500 plus friends means nothing 2 weeks ago  
You spread the butter first, then the honey over it. It taste pretty good, but you'll have to try it for yourself. You might change your mind and actually like it 2 weeks ago  
Have you ever tried toast with butter and honey? 2 weeks ago  
Best I can do is 3 months for 1 million 2 weeks ago +4
I'd be known as the guy who banged Elizabeth Olsen :) 2 weeks ago  
And he'll most likely get dirty real fast rolling on the ground unless I'm wrong, cause I know nothing about The Stinky Cheese Man 2 weeks ago  
I use to get anxiety about people's opinion of me, but then I grew up and started caring less and less. I became more comfortable in my own skin and started just started to enjoy myself instead of living to please others. Feels good not worrying all the time about twats that don't really matter in my life 2 weeks ago  
You people have no idea how powerful Apocalypse is 2 weeks ago  
Elizabeth Olsen. That woman is yummy af 2 weeks ago  
Every cunt wants a like and every whore wants a comment 2 weeks ago +3
156 Facebook friends. Besides Facebook and rrrather, I have no other social media accounts. I'm only on Facebook cause no one is on MySpace anymore and it's a shame, cause MySpace was amazingly awesome 2 weeks ago  
One of my sexual fantasizes is to be the center piece in a gangbang 2 weeks ago  
Honestly, the only thing I liked about Toy Story and I'm talking about the first one, was Sid and the mutant toys, especially the creepy doll-spider 3 weeks ago  
It's just wishful thinking. I'm a realest and understand people will try to find ways to use me if I ever had such knowledge. I would most likely find a way without people knowing, to get off this planet if such other planets exist. Maybe with my knowledge find a some kind of portal to multiple dimensions, but again, it's all wishful thinking 3 weeks ago  
Too many rules, plus I don't wanna live in the public eye 3 weeks ago  
Kinda looks like someone ate a burger, got drunk, puked on a sidewalk, picked up chunks of the eaten burger, added expired ground beef that sat in the fridge from 3 months ago, mixed it with the puke burger and barely put it all together in a frying pan cause the person grilling is not only drunk, but as of now, high on meth and cocaine mixed with baby powder and is hungry as hell 3 weeks ago +2
Might find a planet that resembles earth perfectly, get paid to billions for discovering it and maybe away to teleport there with my knowledge of everything that's out there. Maybe I can find someway to stay young and live forever, who knows, the possibilities might be endless 3 weeks ago  
Even though I live in the south suburbs of Chicago, which has a very low crime rate, I still feel the need to lock all my windows and all doors before leaving my house just in case. My garage is also locked when I'm not home 3 weeks ago  
Cool 3 weeks ago  
I don't know where you're getting your knowledge about Antifa from, but it sounds like misleading information 3 weeks ago  
Jesus has risen ;) 3 weeks ago  
Usually from different shirt websites or ebay. Some at random flea markets and local malls. Found the FÚCK shirt at a flea market called Swap-O-Rama near Alsip, Illinois a few months back. I got the Jesus shirt online, but can't remember which site 3 weeks ago +2
Captain Sparkle Fingers 3 weeks ago  
I have a feeling phase 4 of the MCU might struggle a bit, but not because of Spider-Man. Phase 3 is an end of an era and most of the other popular characters are finished with their chapter. With the line up of phase 4, it looks like a hit or miss kinda deal, but I'm sure even the crappy phase 4 movie will do fair because it's the MCU and people love it 3 weeks ago +3
I just stop talking to that person cause it's not worth my time and effort. It's hard to change the mind of a stubborn person, especially if they are closed minded 3 weeks ago  
When I was younger, but now it's mostly during the holidays and a few weekends where and there. My mom used to bake and cook a lot when I was younger, now it's mostly carry out and fast food 3 weeks ago  
I'm comfortable with anyone who's not being a twat 3 weeks ago +3
You honestly think they are "fighting nazis"? They are fighting cops and regular citizens that don't agree with there ideology 3 weeks ago  
Make sure they give you the money first before any sexual acts 3 weeks ago +3
PewDiePie is cancer, just like most YouTubers 3 weeks ago +3
I don't know, but I keep dreaming about them and waking up sticky 3 weeks ago +3
Damn, Tod from the 3rd floor just shat his pants 3 weeks ago  
My penis is the weapon and every time I cum, lighting shoots out 3 weeks ago +2
Hi Crazy, I'm dad! 3 weeks ago  
With this you can also find out what people really think of you and then not waste your energy and time on them 3 weeks ago +3
Desire - a strong feeling of wanting to have something or wishing for something to happen. Ambition - a strong desire to do or to achieve something, typically requiring determination and hard work. Yeah, kinda the same definitions, unless you mean something else 3 weeks ago +3
Okay, but it is a group/mob that terrorizes the public with violence and destruction of public and private property 3 weeks ago  
My first name is very Romanian. My middle name is Robert aka Rob 3 weeks ago  
I do the same thing when I buy sliced ham, keep the containers. Some of you still live with your parents and don't know how valuable they are 3 weeks ago  
Ed Sheeran 3 weeks ago +2
No, back in your cage you worthless insect 4 weeks ago +2
Both options have pros and cons, but personally A would just turn me into a monster 1 month ago  
Of course my horse 1 month ago  
You filthy peasant. Here, eat your damn sponge cake you whore! 1 month ago  
Okay, you have a few good points, but I know myself. My self control of wanting things has a limit and once go over that limit, I'm gonna become someone I would hate to be. Something corrupt and vile and there would be a point where I wouldn't care who I hurt to get my way 1 month ago  
The award winning video game based on the award winning porn scene of the same name as my best friend's uncle Ronnie 1 month ago  
Yes 1 month ago  
Whatever you can think of 1 month ago +3
Just cause I don't desire something doesn't mean I can't be happy when people give me stuff. Not wanting things doesn't make you mean and/or sad. I can still be content with life, so I don't understand your logic 1 month ago  
Option A will just make me an entitled twat 1 month ago +2
For England James? No, for me 1 month ago  
To die and never be again 1 month ago  
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/no-pictures-gtfo.gif 1 month ago  
Well what do you do after a long session of cóck and ball torture? 1 month ago +2
Kudos to me I guess 1 month ago  
Are you saying only anger brings you stress? 1 month ago  
Well I wouldn't quit my job, instead use all my sick days so I can still get paid. I have direct deposit and don't need to pick up a check. Since I'm gonna die anyways, I wanna bang hookers and not worry about getting aids or an std. Definitely do a lot of drugs, and I can finally try the harder ones like meth and heroine. Also lots of mini golfing, bowling, poker tournaments, and video gaming. Eat nothing but junk food and drink like a 20 year old college student. I will end the 3 weeks with skydiving without a parachute and land somewhere with lots of rocks 1 month ago +3
Light brown hair, dark brown eyes, 5,8" tall, not to much body hair, average build, and you weight about 140 pounds 1 month ago  
Wanna be my little spoon? 1 month ago  
If two left handed people argue, who's right? 1 month ago +2
I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no 1 month ago +4
1969 to starting my depraved life at Woodstock 1 month ago  
I'm guessing white European male 1 month ago  
Yup 1 month ago +2
Ghostbusters! 1 month ago  
I use google too, but it sucks for good pics 1 month ago +2
I mostly use bing for images and porn 1 month ago +2
Why would you even let it bother you? The moment you stop caring what people think of you, the better your life will be 1 month ago +4
I'm gonna go reverse alien on her vagina with my demon tongue 1 month ago  
Can't tell if sarcasm or not, but sure I guess 1 month ago +2
I rarely use google for images. I like bing better 1 month ago +2
Maybe if I knew you in real life, cause it's hard to rate people on comments alone. I would say 6, which is pretty decent 1 month ago +4
Around a solid 5. Usually depends on my mood. I like to go out and do activities while socializing with others. Like if I'm out drinking at a dive bar, I wanna play games like darts or pool. Bags/corn hole when it's nice outside, or bowling in the fall and weather, things of that nature 1 month ago +3
Possibly 1 month ago +2
From what I heard, you can't trust Cardi B with drinks 1 month ago +2
That's my business, mind your own :) 1 month ago +3
If that was my girlfriend, I wouldn't be on rrrather posting dumb questions like this 1 month ago +8
We already have strict gun control laws here in Illinois, but even if you make them stricter or even banning all guns, that will not stop criminals and psychopaths from killing people. They always find a way to get a gun illegally or steal it from a dumb family member(s). Most of the gun violence happens in bad, ghetto-like neighborhoods and rarely in nicer places like the burbs. Gangs are the biggest cause in most cases relating to gun violence 1 month ago +4
I currently have 4 siblings: brother-23, brother-32, a deceased brother who would have been 34, but died at 20, me-35, sister-39, sister 41 1 month ago  
Saw it recently and it's not as good as I remembered it 1 month ago  
Murder is human nature 1 month ago  
I like fact that 80% of people chose B 1 month ago  
They know am a kind and decent person. They also know I'm not a drug addict and/or a criminal. Anything else is my own business 1 month ago  
http://gifimgs.com/res/0819/5d520e9a7dfa7402989075.gif 1 month ago  
http://www.topbestpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/funny-gifs-funniest-gif-12.gif 1 month ago  
I once had a photo-shopped shirt of me fúcking a person's mom. I showed up at his 19th birthday party with the shirt on and his mom freaked 1 month ago +6
I'm a half man, half eagle American Jedi master 1 month ago  
It doesn't just take power/strength to defeat your rivals. Plus I like Wonder Woman more 1 month ago  
They don't know I'm an Atheist, and don't feel the need to tell them cause it's pointless and I would just get annoyed and/or frustrated and my parents would cry, saying things like you need Jesus in your life to save your soul, blah, blah, damn nation. Ignorance is bliss, plus I know I'm a decent person. Praying and going to church wouldn't make me any better or any worse, cause praying and going to church doesn't make you a better or worse person, that's up to you 1 month ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj9IxVlLRl0&t=1s 1 month ago  
I honestly don't care about Trump and I think he talks like a child, but he's not a racist and he's definitely no Hitler, which many compare him to. Not wanting undocumented illegals in America isn't racist, cause even white people are immigrants and they come here illegally too. The media tells you what to think and it works. This is part of what Trump Accomplished so far. Almost 4 million jobs have created since his election. More Americans are now employed than ever recorded before in our history. Manufacturing jobs growing at the fastest rate in more than 3 decades. Black, Hispanic and Asian unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded. The economy is blooming. I also want to point out that Obama deported more people than Trump and no one called him a racist for it 1 month ago  
If A didn't have Wonder Woman, I would have picked B for Buu 1 month ago +2
What's not appropriate about it? It's censored 1 month ago  
It's a pretty solid comedy about a group of long time friends playing the game of tag through out their lives 1 month ago +3
I was raised as a Pentecostal christian and because an Atheist over time. Both my parents are true Pentecostals. They don't drink alcohol, they don't smoke anything, they're all about the humble, christian life. They work hard, go to church regularly, mind their own business and prayer before bed, eating a meal and everything else in general. I love and respect them both. Me, personally, I don't go to church, but I've read the bible. I don't care what religion you are as long as you treat me the same I would you, with decency and kindness. Just live your life and not shove your beliefs in other people's face and all will be okay, hopefully 1 month ago +2
I give the spider 5 bucks to go away. Also, if you're tired of mosquitoes during summer, simply inject poison in your veins and that will kill them 1 month ago +3
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3yi9x8qP1qamaivo1_500.jpg 1 month ago  
Well, what did you expect? 1 month ago  
The FCC ain't got nothing on me boi 1 month ago  
I think one is a cat and the other is also a cat 1 month ago  
Of course my horse 1 month ago  
The old me posted so many nudes. The new me is more mature, but not today. Today I'm very immature 1 month ago  
Back to my old ways again ;) 1 month ago  
*you're* :) 1 month ago  
*flexing arms to make tight biceps* what about these guns? 1 month ago +3
https://imgflip.com/i/37pgki 1 month ago +4
I rather have my life game saved at age 13, then re-spawn :) 1 month ago  
Disney can turn diarrhea into a sugar coated milk shake :) 1 month ago  
The more stickers, the shítter the car. FACT! 1 month ago  
Banning guns will not stop people from killing each other and you're probably talking about mass shootings, but killers will just make bombs and/or find other ways to kill on a larger scale. Banning guns just means law abiding citizens get screwed while criminals gain access to unregistered weapons 1 month ago  
I remember watching the music video when MTV still had music videos on. Late 90s, early 2000s 1 month ago +4
Plus you're a very chill dude that doesn't take himself too serious and makes decent questions 1 month ago +2
You're one of those users that can actually hold a decent conversation and make others really think. I like that 1 month ago +4
I've been a guess before and it's very limiting, and not very liberating 1 month ago  
Where can I find my mother if I lost her? I don't see anything on the map for lost mothers. Oh, never-mind, found her. She was with Waldo 1 month ago +4
I invite you to make an account good sir 1 month ago  
Resurrects time. Please don't kill time, he's a good boi 1 month ago  
I hold the world record for smallest penis. It's like a very deep inny 1 month ago +2
Would there even be an MCU without the success of Blade, Marvel's first (Not Black Panther), black super, anti-hero? 1 month ago  
Fair enough. It's your opinion, but that doesn't change fakes 1 month ago  
Tony Stark's net worth is close to 13 billion in the movies and comic book series. Bill Gate's real life net worth is 102.6 billion, but T’Challa's (Black Panther) net worth is 90.7 trillion. So Black Panther is richer than Iron Man in the Comics, but Bill Gate's is still richer than Tony Stark regardless. Look it up :) 1 month ago  
You saying Tiger Woods gets paid millions of dollars for an activity and he's not even an athlete? What about tennis? 1 month ago  
The majority are eastern European/Caucasian. The minority of Romanians are Jewish and/or Gypsies/dirty white 1 month ago  
https://imgflip.com/i/37ej30 1 month ago  
It ends with me sexually disappointing all 3 of them :) 1 month ago  
Yeah, that's pretty much every comic book character and story arc. Super powers, super villains, add some drama, add some comedy, good vs evil, issues, campy stories, slutty looking super babes. It's all in good fun, makes for good entertainment. By the way, awesome video, made me chuckle 1 month ago  
Endgame was fun to watch for the first time, but felt boring the 2nd time I watched it. Infinity War is more re-watchable. That's just how I feel 1 month ago  
I get the appeal for A, but it just feels like a cheap nostalgia gimmick 1 month ago +3
2 grilled cheese sandwiches, 6 strips of bacon, 1 slice of Beggars sausage pizza, 6 deviled eggs, fries from Popeye's Chicken, a bunch of cherries, a handful of fried shrimp, a slice of homemade apple pie, and a 2 litter of Dr Pepper 1 month ago  
I'm a self-sabotaging troll :) 1 month ago +4
Yeah, that sucks. If I ever get another pet, it will be a turtle. They live longer 1 month ago +2
I'm your failed abortion.... daddy 1 month ago  
Just remember to flush the toilet afterwards 1 month ago  
It's all good. We buried her in the backyard. We give her ice cream as her last meal 1 month ago  
Damn you're ugly! 1 month ago +5
Bummer 1 month ago  
I lost my jack terrier mixed mutt over 16 months ago. She was a little diva named Bella 1 month ago  
Not for the lack of trying, but I just feel indifferent about his passing 1 month ago  
He's alright, looks like a good boi 1 month ago  
You're my everything babe! 1 month ago  
When I saw his face. I wanted to... 1 month ago  
https://giphy.com/gifs/rI9O6UXkCjvTG/fullscreen 1 month ago  
Killed the guest from Illinois with a rusty hacksaw... 1 month ago  
It was early morning when the bear... 1 month ago  
I wake up from a night of heavy drinking. I hear my... 1 month ago  
Just the victor, nothing more! 1 month ago +3
My first name starts with an A and it's a very Romanian name. At work I go by "Rob" 1 month ago  
https://i.gifer.com/2in4.gif 1 month ago  
(iz) Third person singular present of "be" 1 month ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AKr1BEajA 1 month ago +2
Is this turning you on? ;) 1 month ago  
What about the one's born on other planets like Uranus or from a different dimension? You can't just assume 1 month ago +4
https://66.media.tumblr.com/f817444cfdaf958e31852a543309b044/tumblr_inline_n0uxwreoYn1qfakz7.gif 1 month ago  
I learned to speak Romanian first 1 month ago  
Damn, look at dem titties! 1 month ago  
Where is this question even going? 1 month ago  
Unless they are personally hunting you down for sport, I don't see the problem or seeing them simply annoys you because they're Jeep 1 month ago  
I don't really have anything against soccer, I'm just talking shít to fúck with people :) 1 month ago  
United States of Tara, Misfits, Preacher, Freaks and Geeks, Reaper, Firefly, Weeds, Lucifer, Being Human, Shameless, My Name Is Earl, Community, Parks and Recreation, True Blood, Scrubs, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Ugly Americans, Peaky Blinders, Boardwalk Empire, Vikings, Altered Carbon, Legion, That 70s Show, Carnivale, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Futurama, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Gotham, Penny Dreadful, American Gods, Barry, Chernobyl, The Boys, Westworld 1 month ago +2
Soccer is a boring, fúcking sport with a lame scoring system that takes why too long to play. Every eurocunt drinks until they pass out cause the sport is so boring to watch. Also, what's up with them faking injuries all the damn time? Play rugby you twats 1 month ago +4
Fast and Furious 13: Race to Space Mountain, Fast and Furious 14: Lost World, Fast and Furious Presents: Rick and Morty Moon Race 1 month ago  
The dumbest argument: "wrestling is fake", well no shít it's fake. Movies are fake too, but people still watch because it's entertainment. It's a live play with stunts and cheesy acting. Fans of wrestling don't watch it cause it real, they know it's scripted. I don't watch wrestling anymore, but when I did, I knew it was just for entertainment, but they do get hurt and suffer in the ring, that part is the only real deal. They risk their health, body and soul for your enjoyment. They are amazing, especially live 1 month ago +3
I had the chicken pox in 4th grade, was sick a lot in general when I was younger. Now I barely get sick these days :) 1 month ago +3
You're not wrong :) 1 month ago  
Sweet :) 1 month ago  
'Murica! Hell Yeah!! :) 1 month ago  
Agreed. Good thing I live in the south suburbs of Chicago, Illinois :) 1 month ago  
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Ztj8wImC6pAW9RS/giphy.gif 1 month ago  
https://media.giphy.com/media/mwHbEomGzVk8o/giphy.gif 1 month ago +2
Is that recommend by a doctor? 1 month ago  
Only for the red light district 1 month ago +2
Don't be racist 1 month ago  
Aww, did someone hurt your feelings? I'm sorry you're in pain little guy, hopefully the mean users will stop bulling you #guestlivesmatter 1 month ago +3
Both 1 month ago  
Marry the girl in white strips, bang the blonde, kill the other one 1 month ago  
Since 2012 :) 1 month ago  
Probably didn't win most, but never got knocked out before, so I guess I can handle myself good enough. I'm the type of person that can take a lot of damage. I've been punched in the eye, jaw, ear, head, stomach, ribs and I've been kicked in the knee, butt, balls, penis, tights, etc. My first fist was in the 5th grade with this Irish kid. We became good friends afterwards 1 month ago  
No, but I used to scratch my feet and ankles till they bleed 1 month ago  
I look like a hairless grizzly bear that did a lot of cocaine in his 20s, that somehow survived and his doing not so bad in his 30s 1 month ago  
Obviously 1 month ago  
Are we comparing the wrist of an elephant or an infant? 1 month ago  
If you don't read them, then what's the point in making a question? 1 month ago  
I prefer roasted pumpkin seeds. I eat the shells 1 month ago  
Is this the same bítch that sold her bath water to desperate losers? 1 month ago +7
lol people don't know how powerful Darkseid really is 1 month ago  
I think part of the problem is the users replying to guest comments that make them keep coming back 1 month ago +3
Also it's spelled *allow or allowed* not aloud 1 month ago  
I think the user that made the question should have the option of accepting a guest comment or not accept it 1 month ago +4
TRON Universe 1 month ago  
Iron Man is more popular then Cap, plus he's rich like Batman. Iron Man is pretty much the face of Marvel and Cap is like the Superman of Marvel, the boy scout 1 month ago +3
Batman: Arkham 1 month ago +1
It's America's penis ;) 1 month ago +6
My cousin's speed boat in North Carolina 1 month ago +2
I'm pretty sure he can hack into any of Iron Man's suits and take full control and probably even more with his abilities. Iron Man is the Batman of Marvel, both overrated af, but still really cool and badass characters 1 month ago  
Yes everything dies, I just don't want my afterlife to be an eternal black void of nothingness. Erased from existence and never be again 1 month ago +3
I know, was making an example to why church is overrated. Glad you found your own way to deal with life and death 1 month ago  
https://i2.wp.com/nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie.jpg?fit=1200%2C675 1 month ago  
Short term relationship :) 1 month ago  
Why is this dude so pretty? 1 month ago  
CalculatingPowder :) 1 month ago +4
That would be great, but it's wishful thinking, cause I don't really know what happens after we die 1 month ago  
Well I think if heaven was something only for me, like my own personal world, I would love it, but if it was full of other souls and everyone else's blissful paradise, I wouldn't have the freedom I really want. In my own heaven, I would bring the people I want into it and make the world in my image 1 month ago  
I think you missed my point. I don't wanna cease to exist, if that's true then this is the only time I have and then nothingness forever 1 month ago  
Once you know that you will die eventually, the fact that I know you and I will cease to exist doesn't bather you one bit? 1 month ago  
I honestly don't care to be remembered cause it won't even matter once all humans cease to exist. Our planet will care even less once we're all gone 1 month ago  
Funny thing about church. People there try to make a decent person out of you, but you don't need a church or God to make you a good person, you just need the right guidance and honest answers instead of fear of damn nation and eternal suffering 1 month ago  
I just realized I haven't had a beer in over a month. Usually after a long work week, I would go out on the weekends and grab a few cold ones. I've been mini golfing, playing bags, and bowling for the last few weekends. I'm going out tonight though, not because I crave beer, but for bar games and good friends. Also, I'm not going through any rough patches, but I am worried about the end of my life cycle and what will happen after, but for now try to enjoy the good vibes and the sweet moments in life 1 month ago  
I grew up in a Christian household, forced to attend church. Being feed sugar-coated half truths about life in general. Never got a real honest answer. I was just told to believe, don't sin and God loves me. People seem to shame you when you start asking questions in a religious up bringing. If God is real, then he's a narcissist and humans are his play things 1 month ago +4
If you mean suicidal, no. I could never end my life for the fear of nothingness afterwards. I'm just thinking loudly about life and death 1 month ago  
Sometimes I feel it would have been better not to exist in the first place so I may not know all that I know about life and death 1 month ago +3
I'm sorry, you lost me at "We" 1 month ago  
As I got older 1 month ago  
Religion was never my thing and being forced to worship and believe in God is want turned me into an Atheist 1 month ago  
Not only will she drain me dry, she can probably suck my soul out too 1 month ago  
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wYCbW36uSp8/maxresdefault.jpg 1 month ago  
https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.f5gV5_3uyorzlQUN-CFoggHaH9&pid=Api&rs=1 1 month ago  
Was it hard for you to just ask that instead of Would You Rather? 1 month ago  
What if she wanted a golden shower from you? 1 month ago  
https://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/FurryAnthro/7267249/1528960384/JRabbit_____001453121-Disney-Jessica-Rabbit-Who-Framed-Roger-Rabbit-rplatt.jpg 1 month ago  
I was whipped and turned out pretty decent 1 month ago +3
The color red feels more intense, while blue feels more soothing 1 month ago +2
A lighthouse is located at an important or dangerous place regarding navigation (travel over water). The two main purposes of a lighthouse are to serve as a navigational aid and to warn boats of dangerous areas. It is like a traffic sign on the sea 1 month ago  
What is this question even asking? 1 month ago  
Unless B makes you an immortal dog-man 1 month ago +3
I don't wanna be responsible for forgetting to change the giant light bulb and having a ship crash because of my mistake 1 month ago +2
Does that mean you don't have to sit at the kiddy table now? 1 month ago  
I've had way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way worse 1 month ago  
I had plenty of jobs where I got hurt a lot, plus I did a lot of dangerous jackass-ish stunts growing up. I guess over time I got used to it. I hit my head on a think iron bar last week really hard at work and it barely phased me 1 month ago  
What kind of kinky ass hillbilly shít ya talkin' 'bout boy? 1 month ago +3
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a75d407cd664ccb4d1ec4bc56fee1054/tumblr_mlo2tf19me1qiavcao1_400.gif 1 month ago  
She's the Bill Cosby of females with the voice of dying hyena 1 month ago +3
I do what I want 1 month ago  
Just curious, why does breast size matter? Just asking cause there's 14 old girls with D cups and 30 year old women with A cups 1 month ago  
34 double D's 1 month ago  
A death metal all cricket band called Vicious Venation 1 month ago +3
He was obviously serious, but thought others might take it as a joke, and you're obviously not getting the obvious part of it, so why so serious? 1 month ago  
Is 17 going on 18 in a few days considered a minor? 1 month ago  
I wouldn't encourage, but I also wouldn't stop them if they did wanted too, unless it's someone I truly care about. So I guess I'm mostly indifferent when it comes to people ending their lives, especially if they're really suffering 1 month ago  
What kind of jokes never get old? Abortion jokes :) 1 month ago +7
User tested, Musta approved 2 months ago +3
If Hell was even a real thing, that just proves how insane God really is. God creates Adam and Eve then forbids them to know anything about anything. God gets bored, and creates the tree of knowledge just to mess with them. God knows Even can easily convince Adam to do what she tells him because Adam is horny and whats sex. Adam and Eve get punished and God masturbates to himself for tricking them and feels amazing about it. Adam and Eve have kids and incest stuff happens and then their kids have kids and Cain kills Abel cause he's a cunt. People happened because of white people incest and God wanted more color options so he spray painted different people different colors called them different racial names. Gods also like, if you don't love me and obey me, I'll send you to Hell, forever because why not. Oh Lucy, I'm gonna need you to be evil cause I need to play the hero. Is that good with you buddy? No wtf man. Nah, you're the Devil now, it will be fine. Okay let's make some sin happen :) 2 months ago +6
According to who? With B you're put under, as in a deep sleep. So you're not aware when you're about to die. With A come adrenaline, which means when the blade chops your head off, blood will rush out extremely fast, but before that you feel panicky. Your heart will be racing fast and the last thing you'll feel is fear and you'll probably piss yourself 2 months ago  
Sure, cause a sharp blade slicing through your neck is way better :) 2 months ago +4
She was a ho, fo sho 2 months ago  
They call me the Human Tripod ;) 2 months ago  
Well the guillotine is still better then a beheading with a dull machete. It's the fastest way to decapitate someone, but I still don't want to experience it. Conventional lethal injection protocol. Typically, three drugs are used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental is used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart 2 months ago  
http://gifimgs.com/res/0719/5d2fe01a89526963766577.gif 2 months ago  
Lebron James is a twat 2 months ago  
Way more practical 2 months ago  
I swear, if you have secret photos of me, I'm gonna find you. I don't know what I'll do, but it will be painful and/or humiliating 2 months ago +7
Feels like rrrather is just 70% anime questions 2 months ago  
Well what will it take to calm your nerves? 2 months ago  
Never said or assumed B was safe, cause anyone, anything can attack anywhere, anytime, no matter what you're doing or not doing. What is the main point of this question? Safety? 2 months ago  
There's a huge difference between walking on the sidewalk and seeing inside someone's house and what that thing is doing in picture A. The thing in A is either a creep, stalker, burglar, and/or a pervert and that is crossing the line 2 months ago +5
I know it's old and out dated, but that doesn't make it shít. I consider it a piece of art and would proudly drive it around for a joy ride and might even bring it to car shows so everyone else who's into it can appreciate the history beyond it, and craftsmanship 2 months ago  
Long reach, long sharp metal tip. Good for keeping zombies at a distance and cutting them down. You can spin your way out of danger 2 months ago  
Long reach, pointy metal tip. Good for throwing, stabbing, digging. Good for keeping zombies at a distance. If you break it in half, you now have 2 weapons with 3 pointy ends 2 months ago  
According to ChocoS, we're a bunch of weirdos :) 2 months ago +3
Why? It's a classic automobile, a part of history 2 months ago +4
Holy Jibus, this kid looks younger then 8 years old. What kind of parent(s) even allow someone this young on their computer/tablet? 2 months ago +5
Kimbo Slice? 2 months ago +2
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b50278601c07ba79e7480005dc12104f/tumblr_o14aa3cpF41qg2ffwo1_500.gif 2 months ago  
https://66.media.tumblr.com/c2a2e08114b1135f528a4f02c43f5aff/tumblr_nhepf14DEs1sltk8co1_500.gif 2 months ago  
It's B-Rabbit's friend Cheddar Bob aka MC Bob 2 months ago +2
I've seen some kinky butt pug fox tail porn and it was, oh so good 2 months ago +3
They're probably naked under their costume. Like no underwear, no pants, no shirt, just the costume. That makes it more cringy 2 months ago  
Nah, it's a typical American Christian church type deal, sorry 2 months ago  
Why am I picturing the furries gathering around you with one leg up, pretending to pee on you? 2 months ago +3
I'll probably do more, depends what ideas I get 2 months ago  
To be fair, I wrote half a day after he said it, but still no reason to assume 3 days 2 months ago  
Yeah, didn't even read the question and just picked titties :) 2 months ago +2
Anne Frank hiding from Nazis, circa 1944 (colorized) 2 months ago +11
Cause I only fight pussies 2 months ago +3
Honestly if I had super abilities, I would use them to murder the scum of society and never get caught: Shapeshifting, Phasing, Teleportation and Invisibility. Also, Immortality/Healing Factor, cause I wanna do it for a long time 2 months ago  
Depends on the reason 2 months ago +3
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090701181339/southpark/images/thumb/c/c8/Timmy1.svg/621px-Timmy1.svg.png 2 months ago  
Are you seriously doing a would you rather have a dog or a cat question? This isn't a recycling factory you turd nugget 2 months ago +16
Can't have my little angel eat rodents and not take baths. Me and Aicsa can kill together. Daddy and daughter time :) 2 months ago +4
You're a shapeshifter with a slowed aging process. You can change into any one that's close to or equals your own height and weight. You're an anti-hero named Mimik 2 months ago  
Okay so you don't understand the question 2 months ago  
You're C-Tech, an evil super genius that can easily build/make super weapons, armor, armored vehicles, robots, etc. and can hack into any computer systems and other form of technology. You're also slowly turning yourself into a cyborg with advance parts, making you live longer. You're over 150 years old and you keep upgrading yourself to some day become God-like 2 months ago +3
She's kinda cute looking 2 months ago  
Mortal Kombat 2 months ago  
Confused? 2 months ago  
https://www.xvideos.com/ 2 months ago +2
No clue what this is about, but damn, that's one angry hot looking Nazi blonde chick I wanna sexually punish 2 months ago +3
You're a superhero named Little Beastie with the ability to control small animals like birds, insects, reptiles/snakes, rodents, dogs, cats, etc. 2 months ago  
Bagan, Myanmar with $17,040 in currency 2 months ago  
You're a super villain named The Gray with the power to create portals that are powerful enough to travel between other worlds or simply use them to teleport yourself or others to fast travel in your own world 2 months ago  
You're a superhero named Frisk Angel. You have the ability to fly, temporarily cause people to sleep, and able to withstand high winds when flying 2 months ago  
Ash Ketchum is an annoying little twat 2 months ago +3
Would love to marry someone like Lawrence. Someone like Kylie is a whore you pay for a few hours of fun or a slut you banged at a concert 2 months ago  
You're Silvershield, a superhero with the ability to turn your own skin into organic metal that is extremely hard to damage and makes you a more powerful fighter 2 months ago +2
You're an anti-hero named PsyKho that is immune to most poisons and venom. Can temporally make people go blind by touching their face, and only requires about an hour of sleep to be fully energized 2 months ago +2
You're a devil-like super villain named Morningstar with the ability to create hell fire and control it with great ease 2 months ago  
No 2 months ago  
You're a a silly, fun-loving and very deadly anti-hero named Talcum Thunder with the power to create powerful shock waves that can destroy city blocks 2 months ago +2
You're a super villain named Acid Black with the abilities to turn some liquids into toxins, shoot powerful projectiles from your fingers that can burn flesh, and can make it rain a small cloud of acid 2 months ago +2
Buenos Aires, Argentina with $7,555 in currency 2 months ago +2
Only during the 3 months of summer when it gets hot and humid 2 months ago  
Well this is ironic, I feel the same about all guest :) 2 months ago  
Yeah probably. I was a bit curious 2 months ago +2
You should dig up my grandpa from his grave and try him out too. He's all bones for your pleasure ;) 2 months ago +4
Whoa, we have a badass over here! 2 months ago +3
Why are you even on this site? 2 months ago +4
Sure, If that's how you view the world. That's a matter of perspective 2 months ago  
Yes 2 months ago  
Up my anus. It's very uncomfortable in there 2 months ago  
What constitutes a clone's rights in a world where even naturally born humans fight for their own rights? 2 months ago  
So you either get inflated shoulder pads with Popeye forearms or a rat tail halo thingy and devil horns 2 months ago  
Instructions unclear, had sex with Mr. Nibbles, my goldfish 2 months ago +4
Smaller dogs are usually more aggressive. I've had both small and big dogs through out my live and by my own experience, the smaller ones showed more aggression 2 months ago  
https://pethelpful.com/dogs/10-Most-Aggressive-Dog-Breeds-Temperament-Ratings-and-Information https://www.dogtemperament.com/the-9-most-aggressive-dog-breeds/ https://www.listsworld.com/the-10-most-aggressive-dogs-by-breed/ https://thesmartcanine.com/most-dangerous-dogs/ 2 months ago  
Some of the most naturally aggressive dog breeds: Chihuahua, Dachshund, Chow Chow, Doberman Pinscher, Dalmatian, Rottweiler, Jack Russell Terrier, German Shepherd, American Staffordshire, Siberian Husky, Bull Mastiff 2 months ago  
I used to play Castlevania II: Simon's Quest on the original Nintendo in the early 1990s. I also had games like After Burner, Guerrilla War, Super Mario Bros., Tetris and Ninja Gaiden 2 months ago  
It's unfortunate that I have to work tomorrow, but at least it's Friday and I have the weekend off. I have off today too, which is nice 2 months ago  
That's the spirit, never give up :) 2 months ago  
I've had better 2 months ago  
You're not too bad yourself pumpkin ;) 2 months ago +3
Damn it grandma, put you're cloths back on! 2 months ago  
Do you want seconds? 2 months ago  
Wash your hands first 2 months ago  
Spread them on these buns ;) 2 months ago  
Okay, I might have misunderstood this question 2 months ago  
Dracula – Castlevania Series 2 months ago +3
Why would you have scars if you're immune? 2 months ago  
Okay, guess I'm ignorant 2 months ago  
Thanks, you're too kind bro. Viva La Canada! 2 months ago  
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/Jim-Carey_Excited.gif 2 months ago +4
No, I'm very lame. I try to be funny to get people to like me. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep. Sometimes I use my tears as lubrication when I jerk off my tiny penis, that's if I can even get an erection. The only thing keeping me going is anime related questions :) 2 months ago  
I thought it was a cantaloupe :( 2 months ago +2
Giant spider, do you mean tarantula? 2 months ago  
I'm not usually a coffee drinker 2 months ago  
Why do you have to be from Illinois? 2 months ago +2
I just pick B for any anime related question 2 months ago +3
You can do badass things with venomous animals 2 months ago +5
Cause I wanna see a cat hit the ceiling fan on max speed :) 2 months ago +4
https://giphy.com/gifs/classic-mr-bean-xfZZr7AlQSENi/fullscreen 2 months ago  
Glad we can help clean some of the shít from your life :) 2 months ago +4
Sorry that happened to you 2 months ago  
I think if I ever do it, it would most likely be because I'm extremely ill and dying anyways, so I would just end my suffering 2 months ago +2
Good, never let others control the outcome of your own life. Most people don't care and some are happy you're in pain 2 months ago +4
Meaning no reason to or afraid to? 2 months ago  
What method(s) of attempted suicide did you use before? 2 months ago  
So in your own opinion, suicide is only for losers? 2 months ago  
2nd best compared to The Three Stooges 2 months ago  
I liked Captain Marvel, but I felt bored a few times. I didn't care about any of the characters, expect for Fury and the cat. Thor 2 wasn't that great, but it had a few good moments and it's more re-watchable then Captain Marvel 2 months ago  
What am I posting that even remotely as to do with your statement? Like wtf are you even talking about? 2 months ago  
https://giphy.com/gifs/warnerarchive-classic-film-hammer-films-frankenstein-must-be-destroyed-3o85xtHFNfogUl0LsI/fullscreen 2 months ago  
I wanna see Scarlett dominate her sexually 2 months ago  
Mmm, yes please! 2 months ago  
Let's just say I'm old af 3 months ago +3
I love the Marvel cinematic universe, but B was just so mediocre and her character is boring af. The only things I like Brie Larson in is Kong: Skull Island and the Showtime show United States of Tara. Also her small role in the tv show Community 3 months ago  
Yeah, basically 3 months ago  
Like if you're sleeping and someone tries to shot you, you're skin will get hard instantly to protect you from harm/death 3 months ago  
What does that have to do with anything? You're skin won't be hard all the time. Your skin only gets hard when getting shot at 3 months ago  
So you're just gonna use catchphrases from regular users? 3 months ago  
Go fishing, it's cheaper 3 months ago  
The average person will never make 1 million dollars in their life time. Also, if you're smart enough, you can invest and get more money or start a business. So many possibilities with 1 million dollars 3 months ago  
Did you not read the question? You easily get hired 3 months ago  
Cause Cardi B will rob you, and Cardi A smiles awkwardly :) 3 months ago  
It's a boneless, spicy leaf 3 months ago +2
Damn you, damn you to hell! 3 months ago +5
It's actually pretty plain without the golden rings 3 months ago +3
I'd still let Cardi lick my asshole, but no sex, just ass play 3 months ago +2
Like 90% of face/head tattoos are just pure trashy 3 months ago  
Cardi's face is very punchable 3 months ago  
Oi, what's all this ah'bout? 3 months ago  
I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines and I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes 3 months ago  
Yeah :) 3 months ago  
And? 3 months ago  
Why? 4 months ago  
Read the question 4 months ago +5
ST2 isn't bad, but not great, but still better than the Dumb and Dumber squeal, which is cringy af 4 months ago +2
I don't even have a pet, I just don't like my relatives 4 months ago +3
I googled gay avengers 4 months ago  
http://i.imgur.com/zAJkG7H.gif 4 months ago  
I want to enjoy my life 4 months ago +3
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EgkSrJMUx2Y/Ud8CwMHuLMI/AAAAAAAAGNM/SJPUoV-4a8c/s1600/jack01.gif 4 months ago +3
Thank you good sir :) 4 months ago  
http://www.starzuncut.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-hulk-hogan-animation.gif 4 months ago  
Debatable 4 months ago +2
Can't shít on a cat. Well I could, but I'm not an asshole 4 months ago +5
https://images.gorejunkies.com/1/67851aae8a1a7edc.jpg 4 months ago +2
When you eat ass, do you eat it with hot sauce? 4 months ago +2
James is too gay, even for me 4 months ago  
I rather suck black hiv infested cócks. Fortnite is pure cancer 4 months ago +2
I only use mustard for hot dogs 4 months ago +2
I'm too vanilla. I like my food to have flavor, hot/spicy foods just numb my taste buds and ruin the dish for me. I really don't understand the need have hot sauce on anything, unless it actually adds a better flavor, but that's just my take 4 months ago +2
Same with A, but to each their own 4 months ago +2
Both movies are PC, but at least Black Panther was entertaining 4 months ago  
All hail Cthulhu! 4 months ago +2
Raven can just deal with them by herself 4 months ago +2
I like how they look like circled heads with fish arms 4 months ago +4
Thor, God of Thunder Cóck! 4 months ago +3
I claim the title of world's smallest penis. Even small mice have bigger peckers. I have to use a special hand made device to to jerk off :( 4 months ago +2
Drunk me and sober me are 2 different people 4 months ago +1
When my balls touch the toilet water 4 months ago +2
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate this game, how about you? 4 months ago +3
The second time I watched this was on acid/LSD and holy shít! 4 months ago +3
I'm gonna cum on random people, then sue them for child support 4 months ago +2
Use a condom. She looks like she might have an STD 4 months ago  
I'd have a timer set on my phone for 13 minutes, so I can have time to leave when it wears off 4 months ago +3
Is it weird that I wanna bang this human-like giraffe? 4 months ago  
I don't remember Ultratech almost killing the human race 4 months ago  
Wait, guns are already illegal without a permit or foid card. You're not gonna stop criminals from using deadly weapons. Yes, people get killed by guns, and it's a tragedy, but people also get killed by crazy drivers, knives, blunt objects and other items, but it's always guns people wanna ban, but it will never stop people from killing each other, cause people are scum. I don't know where I'm going with this, just tired of seeing the same argument about guns I guess and I'm just gonna continue writing so you guys can keep reading and I end up wasting your time, so please enjoy reading my nonsense and I hope you guys have a nice day, also orange, banana, cherries, watermelon, cat food, whisky, beer, two girls, one cup, blue waffle, Amsterdam, New Mexico, Taco Bell, why are you still reading this nonsense?! 4 months ago +10
Darksied and Hades? B is dead 4 months ago +4
Some people consider agony a form of pleasure 4 months ago  
Sounds great to me :) 4 months ago  
Hmm, interesting 4 months ago  
:) 4 months ago  
It barely grew out, but now I have a full beard :) 4 months ago +2
I don't remember their names, I haven't seen them in years 4 months ago  
It's called different time periods, but same crappy apartment 4 months ago  
Rage Against the Sith 4 months ago  
Back then I was 160 pounds in body weight, now I'm 210 pounds with a full head of hair and a full beard, but both kept fairly short 4 months ago  
No bang, but I did go down on the blonde chick, but that was another day and time 4 months ago  
I know, but I have been called a skinhead by some ignorant people 4 months ago  
Would you like to add spiked anal pug to your agony? 4 months ago +2
How dare you sir. That's it, I'm cancelling my subscription to Taliban Weekly! JK, I heart you :) 4 months ago +3
Never got with them, but I did eat the blonde chick's pússy out and to my surprise, very nice and hairless ;) 4 months ago +3
Even though I was called a skinhead by a few morons in high school, I still liked my head shaved. I'm Romanian, Yugoslavian, Jewish gypsy 4 months ago  
Someone once said I looked like Kano from Mortal Kombat when I used to shave my head 4 months ago  
Is 35 that old? I guess I'm ancient 4 months ago  
Between 7 to 9 years old, not really sure 4 months ago  
There are approximately 4,000 species of cockroaches in the world, and only about four of them are found in North America 4 months ago  
Correct 4 months ago +2
https://media.giphy.com/media/7RxDzSVhQK0Fy/giphy.gif 4 months ago +4
My blue suede shoes :) 4 months ago  
I'm down to clown ;) 4 months ago +7
Whatcha talkin' bout Choco? 4 months ago +4
Anytime someone at work or in general tries to talk politics with me, I either change the subject or walk away, cause no matter what I say, they'll just annoy me with their own bullshít, and most will refuse to hear my take on things, so I don't even bother with it anymore. Everyone thinks they know, but they don't really know jack shít about jack shít and most people are stupid in general anyways 4 months ago +8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1zp953kVLs 4 months ago +3
That's how wax figures should really be made. A preserved dead body smiling at you 4 months ago  
I mostly wanna see how far I can get a long tranny cóck down my throat before gagging :) 4 months ago  
It's very entertaining. A nice quick action flick 4 months ago  
How simple, yet clever I can be sometimes. My artist, creative skills as an amateur cartoonist. My weird sense of humor and child-like behavior. The nonchalant way I flow threw my daily life and my ability to get a lot of work done without even working hard. I think I'm also a little narcissistic 4 months ago +2
The whole Harry Potter universe is horse shít 4 months ago +4
I will ruin it by urinating on everything before wrapping it all 4 months ago  
I want a tranny that's more woman-like then most regular girls, completely hairless (only long girly hair and eyebrows), with a nice and smooth looking 7 to 9 in pecker 4 months ago  
1, would be zero if it was an option. The older I get, the less I care. Panicking or overreacting to any situation just makes everything more chaotic. You can't change what happened, you can only find a way to fix it or make it better then it was. Being hard on yourself will not solve anything, but just make you feel like crap 4 months ago  
The people's champion 4 months ago +6
By reading this comment you agree to 2 things: 1, you will sleep some time this weekend. 2, you will eat some food now or later. Also, Santa Claus isn't real, and the Easter Bunny was killed by a suicide bomber named Alideen 4 months ago +2
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