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Rrrather D&D Campaign #2.5: Would you rather be a Ranger or Druid 2 years ago 73 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Rrrather D&D Campaign #2: Would you rather Magic-based Class (Comment) or Non-Magic-based Class (Comment) 2 years ago 61 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Is Mega Lopunny Over-Powered? Yes or No 2 years ago 60 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Rrrather D&D Campaign #1.5: Would you rather Be a Tiefling or Be an Elf or a Half-Elf 2 years ago 64 votes 5 comments 0 likes
If you were invincible, and could watch a dangerous event happen in person, would it be Chernobyl or the Trinity Blast 2 years ago 81 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Anime... What? or Weeb -.- 2 years ago 73 votes 7 comments 0 likes
(Read Author's Comment) Should I... Watch an Anime (Comment which one) or Read a book (Comment which one) 2 years ago 518 votes 29 comments 0 likes
Rrrather D&D Campaign #1: Would you rather Play as Human or Play as Another Race (Comment which one) 2 years ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
In D&D 5e, would you rather have A high Charisma stat, but low Dexterity or Strength or A high Dexterity or Strength stat, but low Charisma or Intelligence 2 years ago 79 votes 2 comments 0 likes
In D&D 5e, would you rather be A Chaotic/Evil Ranger or A Lawful/Good Fighter 2 years ago 93 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Competitive Pokemon Special Wall/Staller or Physical Wall/Staller 2 years ago 423 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Will the reverse psychology of me telling you to make this question 50/50 make this question 100%? Yes or No/What? 3 years ago 92 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Be the/a protagonist (or antagonist, if that floats your boat) of your favorite TV series/book series/movie series or Live in the same world as your favorite tv/book/movie series, but not know or meet the protagonists (or antagonists). 3 years ago 960 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Do unrealistic portrayals of medieval weapons and armor bother you? Ugh, Yes! or No, not really/I don't care! 3 years ago 122 votes 7 comments 0 likes
(Read the Author's Comment) Would you rather Go back in time and change horrible events of the past or Stay here and have those things still have happened 3 years ago 61 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Uncontrollably emit a gas that will kill anyone (even if they have a gas mask) when you are stressed or upset. or Once a year, randomly, you will somehow be mysteriously notified that you must kill one person that you love. If you do not comply, the person will be tortured, but kept alive. 3 years ago 73 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Would you rather Watch everyone you've ever loved die painfully, then live in solitude for thousands of years (you can't kill yourself or go back to civilization) or Die painfully and slowly over the course of a hundred years (from now) but have your loved ones with you and happy. They can still die during that hundred year period. 3 years ago 104 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have you greatest dream come true but die painlessly directly after or Die painfully slowly over the period of 3 years spent in the hospital. Just after you die, all world hunger and human trafficking ends. 3 years ago 62 votes 13 comments 0 likes

ArmyBox1 has posted the following comments:

It's not that I hate you, it's just that I don't know you. Don't take it to harshly, it's not you, it's me. 2 years ago  
tough, I like both. 2 years ago  
I like Malamar more. 2 years ago  
Look, I am so tired of being picked on for like Gardevoir because it looks like a girl. I don't give a crap that it looks like a girl, I think it's an interesting and powerful pokemon (for one thing, it's a humanoid). 2 years ago +1
Okay, sure, it has benefits, but it shouldn't be a milestone. Dating, in my opinion, is the precursor to engagement and marriage. I don't want to date someone unless I think I may want to spend the rest of my life with them. If she's not ready for that commitment but I still want to be with her, then we'll date. Hence, dating has it's place. 2 years ago  
Hurricane Katrina was over the course of days so... In my hometown I guess. 2 years ago  
In gen 1, Dragonair was practically useless because it had no Dragon Moves for Stab. Poliwag is adorable. If we're talking later in the series, Poliwag is still cuter. 2 years ago  
Bro I have an emulator and I play Kirby against random CP's every lunch break. This game is my life!!! 2 years ago  
I like the clean, pristine look. As much as I like color, extreme color would be annoying. 2 years ago  
Yeah, Sonic has better-flowing combos. 2 years ago  
What? Villiger's Up and Down-Smashes are incredible, and the balloons provides some of the best recovery. Unless you're talking Project M, Squirtle is hardly a match (that's why it's paired with two other fighters). 2 years ago  
Rosemary Beach, Florida. Also, Matthew, you're not my friend; I don't know you. 2 years ago  
If you know what D&D is, you know what this is. If you don't, I explain below. You don't need to understand to make a simple choice (bow and arrow or element magic). You also don't need to insult it, it's fantasy fiction. 2 years ago  
... That pic tho... Pikachu holding a thunderstone to an Eevee's head? Shouldn't the Pikachu evolve tho? 2 years ago  
Priests are mainly healers, but yeah, druids can heal 2 years ago  
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Rogues and Priests. Rogues are sneaky, Priests are heal-y.\ 2 years ago  
Agreed 2 years ago  
Better, powerful, legendary. Cooler and Hotter are subjective, so I make my decision based on the objective terms of the question. 2 years ago  
Agreed 2 years ago  
I value my education, also, with all the strikes going on against bullying, there's no way that student would get away with it. 2 years ago  
My friend said Cyrax was better. 2 years ago  
just say no 2 years ago  
No, anarchy is not free choice and freedom of expression. Anarchy is the end of government. Imagine the absurdity of being unable to buy art supplies or ingredients because there is no government and therefore all of it has been stolen by others. See how that works? Anarchy isn't the lack of government control in an area, it's where there is absolutely no government. People fear anarchy because it is synonymous with chaos. If you get stolen from, there is no court to punish those who stole from you. If you get killed, there is no government working to find and punish the murderer. People aren't afraid of freedom of expression, they are afraid of chaos and lawlessness. Mike Emery has these two mixed up. 2 years ago  
See, this is the best reason of the two, but he isn't being denied because of his ideology, it's because he didn't poll high enough. 2 years ago  
OMASTAR KILLED MT. DEW (reply if you get the reference). 2 years ago  
Uh... Are they different? 2 years ago  
I read the whole thing, and while it is a bit up-front and in-your-face about certain points, I don't see it as statism. This article is basically just saying that you have to take responsibility and not ride on other people's work and success. It just seems like the general message was alright, and I see little reason to be triggered. For those that were triggered I ask: why? He's only saying that people should give to as well as receive from the government. "Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country", a quote from JFK's inaugural address. For those that didn't read it fully because it was 'too triggering', why would you not at least attempt to understand the full article before you make an assessment of it. There is no point in critiquing an article you didn't even read. In conclusion, I have nothing to say against this article other than that it was slightly in-your-face about certain beliefs, but all-in-all, the writer seems to have a clear view of what JFK meant in his inaugural address. 2 years ago +1
I find that there are more physical sweepers in the current meta, and I run Goodra anyway, so Mega Aggron is icing on my stally, annoying, beautiful switch-in team's cake. 2 years ago  
Fast, draught ability, better sp. attack. 2 years ago  
Awwww. 2 years ago  
Best. Staller. Evar. 2 years ago  
What? Toxic Waste are just Warheads with more sour in the middle. Obvious. 2 years ago +1
That's fair. I guess I naturally enjoy the beat, but the lyrics are what drive my consciousness to think deeper. 2 years ago  
A pay check 2 years ago  
Apathy 2 years ago  
Depends. All Our Days by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams has no beat but has beautiful lyrics. Cyclone by David Bulla has no lyrics but an awesome beat. 2 years ago  
Weird by what standards? I have no social media unless you count this and that I watch youtube, but both are under aliases and I don't search for popularity. In my eyes, I'm perfectly normal and just have a different view of what I should focus on. In the eyes of those that use social media, I'm odd and anti-social. 2 years ago +1
wow... such generalization, much jerk 2 years ago  
Also, hell yeah, 100% 2 years ago  
Yeah, every ecosystem on earth... and no more non-vegan food... the New Yorkers basically survive on street hotdogs, so... 2 years ago  
Trevor is a menace to society and doesn't care about anything. Michael is manipulative and a jerk, sure, but at least he isn't as directly radical as Trevor. 2 years ago +1
Pick the easiest job ever and still make 30k a year. 2 years ago  
Never said the right person wasn't beautiful 2 years ago  
I mean, it doesn't even matter that they're hot, but if they're interested in what I like and I'm interested in them and what they like, that's something I want to spur on. 2 years ago  
So... is this fetus metaphorical or.... Like,%2 2 years ago  
Do you think that a bombing would be covered in my insurance policy? Also, no one has to be in the house. What if I'm at work? 2 years ago  
A would be painful, sure, but B would be form-fitting and sensually terrible. 2 years ago  
Both are freakin terrible for anyone that wasn't rich or basically rich! Roman times? You'll have to be more specific. Are we talking about when dictator Nero burned Rome? Or when the form of government changed but the leaders kept the names so the people didn't get all mad? Renaissance era? Plague? Lack of literacy? Lack of food? And water? And money? Not everything was happy-go-lucky everyone paints and carves freakin masterpieces all the time. The common people were being stomped on in a good portion of both of these eras (because even in a time of great learning and philosophy, very few people will actually have money). 2 years ago  
B usually leads to A 2 years ago  
This was so hard. It took me way back to my first experiences, and I still am questioning my decision. 2 years ago  
TOUGH 2 years ago  
Kadabra is just... mediocre. People only ever like Abra or Abrakadabra, but no second-evolution, Spiritomb is just more interesting, I think. It's literally a bunch of trapped spirits meshed into some sort of schizophrenic monster that is only known as a pokemon because people don't know how to deal with it otherwise (unless they lock it in that awesome stone prison thing). 2 years ago  
Love the art, btw 2 years ago  
Reuven Malters x Danny Saunders Fanfiction 2 years ago  
I've never watched more than the first episode of B, and while it looks interesting I kinda don't even want to. I only passively absorbed the first few episodes of A and was hooked, then continued to passively watch all of the episodes as they were rerun on Disney XD. 2 years ago  
kay, but really, gloves actually make it hurt more. The gloves are padding for the hands you don't break a knuckle. World War 1 is also straight-up-you-die. Mike Tyson would just beat the ever-living crap out of you but not kill you (depending I guess on why he's fighting you). 2 years ago  
Agreed 2 years ago +1
If only I had the time to watch anime... Wait, what does it say about me if I have time to do rrrather but not watch anime? 2 years ago  
Pokemon Showdown, Rainbow Six: Siege, or Warlight (Basically Risk Online). 2 years ago +1
Shoots friend's ear, buys them a new ear. 2 years ago  
Not well. 2 years ago  
Lilligant, Shaymin, Bayleef, Breloom, Shiftry. 2 years ago  
Superman would hold back, knowing the strength of his enemy. 2 years ago  
Do you.... Have a brain? I mean.... There are... cl... I'll just let you figure this one out... 2 years ago  
Ah, finally, a debate I can win. Throwing knives are, in the most general of senses, better than spears. Spears are heavier and mainly used for stabbing, while throwing knives can be used in both short, mid, and (though not easily) long range. Generally, knive-wielders would be lighter on their feet and be able to dodge the heavy thrusts that spearman use as primary attacks. If you will make the argument that you can throw the spear, I'd say no. You can throw a spear, obviously, but spears are heavier than, say, javelins, which are used more for ranged combat than stabbing. Furthermore, throwing knives have unburdened speed in close quarters and the advantage in medium range. 2 years ago  
Need to finish off my friend 2 years ago  
Yeah. I'm known for my overly long comments, especially regarding weapons of the (generally) medieval variety. 2 years ago  
Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald 2 years ago +1
Come on, stop this already. Goku breaks every limit but superman has no limits. 2 years ago  
(Taco girl) Why not both? 2 years ago  
But look at his hair! His hair is striped on one side and normal on the other! Falsehood! 2 years ago +1
Materialistic that I want to be comfortable? It's a night, dude. I spend plenty of time running trails, and while nature is beautiful, I don't want to be uncomfortable. 2 years ago  
If we're talking about light, then black is the absence of color and white is all colors. If we're talking about art, white and black are both colors and have shades between them. 2 years ago  
Literally, there isn't a single way in which anyone would benefit from that much ram unless you're analyzing quantum crap. 2 years ago  
I have 500 hours of a video game and am not even close to being the best. I have more than double that on writing my novel, so I can master the english language. If we count school hours, we technically spend 135 hours a year on each subject, so following our curriculum, I could master every subject I choose in two semesters. Master artist, genius engineer, proficient linguist... Are you joking? The math doesn't lie, it's just too overpowered of an ability. Sure, being the best in the world would be nice, but we're talking about mastery of EVERYTHING. 2 years ago  
If the swordsman has any ability and skill whatsoever he'll know the risk of getting too close. But here's the thing, you can only effectively stab with the arrows. Slashing wouldn't cut through more than a layer of good clothing (unless you are both strong and precise), so the swordsman, again, if he has any ability at all, will know that you are so limited. Therefore, the swordsman wouldn't even let you get the chance to stab. He would parry (parrying an arrow is really easy when the arrow is being used for melee purposes) or just take conservative swipes and jabs. 2 years ago  
God almighty- the great debate of my friends. Look here, if we're talking about regular combat in a field, I'll take range. If we're saying that the swordsman is able to close the gap, I'll take the sword. Personally, though, I disagree on the point that a sword would be the best weapon in the game. If we're not taking into account ability, Throwing knives are a clear winner. The ability to move unburdened by your weapon while being able to excel at range and close quarters combat is unmatched by either of the choices. Sure, you give up some defenses, but this is the hunger games, neither the swordsman nor the bowman will have any better defenses than you. And no, stabbing with the arrows is not effective. The whole idea of only being able to stab with your weapon makes it easy to counter for anyone with half a brain. 2 years ago +1
Date? Stocking. Bang? Panty 2 years ago +1
Art and Music would be the best! I can max out two stats and still be respectable in the others. 2 years ago +1
I haven't watched it, but based on the clips I've seen, the things I've heard, and the pics alone, Death the Kid seems more chill than 'Blackstar'. Sure he'd be cruel, but I feel that once I gain his trust and acquaintance he'd be relatively loyal (as much as anime characters are). 2 years ago +1
But.... Kirby.... Dude.... 2 years ago  
Meganium is so great tho! Plus, if we follow game logic, Cyndaquil couldn't evolve without other pokemon/things to fight. Unless you want to cheat in animal cage matches, I'd pick the adorable dinosaur. 2 years ago +1
My god, do you know how many distopic science fiction movies would be brought to life?! On the other side of it, the pantheon of Greece was TERRIBLE. They just killed people for nothing and ruined lives and relationships just cause. This is a choice between two bad things! 2 years ago +1
The lighting does it for A 2 years ago  
Look 100,000 is great and all, but you'd really have to up the ante if we're talking about putting my thing in his butt. Also, I have to wonder who the hell my partner would be?! Not one of my friends, not my gay friend, and certainly not a stranger. 2 years ago  
Because no one was on it. I hate social media. 3 years ago  
Red is predictable in the game because of his basic set that, true, is tough because of his adaptability. Unfortunately, Cynthia is just harder because she had arguably better pokemon, a wider move pool, and pokemon whose movesets we didn't memorize when we were fourteen so we could be Red. I mean, Red is still my favorite pokemon character of all time, but as for who is harder in the games? Cynthia takes it. 3 years ago  
Question, do the three heads have the same brain, separate brains, or the power of three brains working together (connected) 3 years ago  
People are annoying and unreliable. 3 years ago  
I hate being tall. 3 years ago  
Take the keys 3 years ago  
Does looking up pictures on the internet count? I'm on a computer. 3 years ago  
The average Lamborghini costs around $200,000 and Toyota Priuses cost $24,000 a piece. If I get these Toyota Priuses and sell them for, say 22,000 each (because no dealership will give me full price), I have 20-40,000 dollars spare from BUYING a Lambo 3 years ago  
For 2 seconds 3 years ago  
And cause several life-long feces related diseases... 3 years ago  
The question says (and a guy). It was meant to ask specifically if you were not a girl. 3 years ago  
You're not supposed to want that! That isn't the kind of loophole that you would want! 3 years ago  
I think he meant penis, not anus. Unless I'm mistaken, which I probably am, the anus is the butt hole. 3 years ago  
Fair enough 3 years ago  
Immortality does not equal impervious. You just wouldn't age, you could still die of unnatural causes. 3 years ago  
I was just messing around.... I didn't think the skull would... If only the girl hadn't seen.... It would have only been six.... Now it's seven... 3 years ago  
Because I suck at bowling, so I can just blow it off and be all like "Yeah, did you guys see that? That ball went into the bucket like- BOOM TOUCHDOWN!" Just to show that I'm bad at sports. 3 years ago  
But that doesn't mean you got away, because you didn't. 3 years ago  
I would die content with knowing that God is real. 3 years ago  
Just by looking at the map, you can tell that blues are in for it. The Red states have them cut into 3 sections, they're not even close to being connected. 3 years ago  
Deodorant 3 years ago  
Not answering the question ftw. 3 years ago  
The pictures ruin it. A looks awesome, but B isn't as. 3 years ago +1
But aren't they the same? 3 years ago  
Solid 6, I may settle for 7 3 years ago  
While it doesn't do those things, it certainly isn't about equal rights. 3 years ago +1
Drops nukes on Africa. And he said I couldn't bomb Ebola 3 years ago  
I notice a guy looking at a girl in the wrong way, bam, immediately embarrassed. 3 years ago  
But.... How would you live without gravity? How even? 3 years ago  
But.... How is it racist at all? GreenCore didn't even mention African Americans. No one did! 3 years ago +1
Those two go hand in hand. I mean, I can't just sit back while my wife and buddies build my house. 3 years ago  
Polaroid by Imagine Dragons 3 years ago  
After the first one, it'd be pretty easy. I mean, unless there was one really bad day, the first day would be the only one to suck. 3 years ago  
Their Mouths 3 years ago  
There is no good way of killing yourself. 3 years ago +1
At least they'll for sure die. 3 years ago  
After I spray if with disinfectants and prove it's non-toxicity. 3 years ago  
This depends. I mean, to be a villain really just means being an antagonist. And if I have a probably cause for my actions, couldn't I be the villain of another villain? I don't specifically have to kill innocents. I could commit crimes that are technically for the greater good. Batman is ruthless. He commits felonies all the time and much of the news states that he is a villain. Bam, done. 3 years ago  
Look, it's true that it may not be right to kill a kid, but if they're holding a gun and are technically a threat to civilization, it may be right to kill them. 3 years ago  
But, we only really gauge our beauty by others' reactions. Without foreknowledge of what beauty looks like, how would we know that we're hideous? 3 years ago  
At parties where there are n drugs and alcohol has not wasted everyone yet. 3 years ago  
How is gay marijuana different from marijuana? Do the plants develop awkward crushes on each other? 3 years ago  
There's actually a trick to walking on the coals, but running it? 3 years ago  
On his good days, Zeus was pretty chill. On Odin's good days, being the god of death and battle, would be sleeping or killing random humans for no real reason. 3 years ago  
Attack speed is everything if you're in a real fight. 3 years ago  
Wait, that cleans the desk? I just thought it was the teachers being awesome. 3 years ago +2
Not anymore. 3 years ago  
Hunger Games is overrated. 3 years ago  
Already done D: 3 years ago  
Yeah, I definitely meant to choose the pic of Rastina. I didn't care to read the picture. 3 years ago  
If it's empty. 3 years ago  
Can they kill you? Yes. Can they rip you to shreds? Oh come on, have you actually seen a real gun being fired? Like, at a real target? Arrows can hurt and kill, it's true, but they are nothing on the destructive power of a gun. 3 years ago  
It's a bit more impressive. I mean, don't get me wrong, shredding is cool, but if you have a pair of pencils, chopsticks, screwdrivers, straws, or even drumsticks, you can impress or annoy anyone you want. Plus, tapping in class is a lot of fun when you're good at it. 3 years ago  
All the letters are fake, all the chocolate sucks, and as a single guy myself, it's just a great reminder that I really screwed it up on that first date. It was only good in grade school when we got candy from everyone and no one actually wanted love. 3 years ago  
First of all, more people died in B, but think about this- As much as we don't like to think about it, 9/11 crafted our mindset as the United States of America that didn't give a darn whether we were being torn from the inside. It brought us to the independence we have today. I would like to change my vote, the titanic sinking wouldn't have brought about such a major change in our nation. It was a bad that brought a good. 3 years ago +1
Breaking a mirror makes shards go everywhere, which, if it a actually brings bad luck, means that you're going to be needing this amazing invention called closed toed shoes. But my mirror is in my bathroom, meaning that I may step out of my shower and onto some glass, so that would suck. A ladder, on the other hand, if wide enough, is easy to walk under. The one depicted in this photo would be awesome, because 1- there's no tools on it 2- there's no people on it and 3- it's really wide. Walking under that thing would be awesome, and with nothing on it, there's no bad luck for it to give. 3 years ago +2
Darts are more fun, and no one actually gets hurt unless you're drunk. Plus, pingpong requires coordination on three planes of motion, while things like fooseball and pool only require two. Darts only requires thought of two planes of motion as well, unless the target is moving, in that case I'm screwed on both ends. 3 years ago  
But.... Option B is pretty freaking luxurious. 3 years ago  
Also, for B- It's called going to college. 3 years ago +2
Again, how would you describe evil? I mean, we all lie, cheat, and steal all the time, so if all of us were evil, the standard for what's good would just lower. 3 years ago  
A bike is more likely to kill you in a wreck. Plus, it says a car, not that car. Though that car would be cool. 3 years ago +1
B- For how long? Forever? A it is. 3 years ago  
Kirby's adorable 3 years ago  
I feel I would be hurt by the bomb more and might actually live because of the chakra system, so I'd rather just die immediately. 3 years ago  
Worth more 3 years ago  
What's the point? Both'd kill me equally as terribly. 3 years ago  
I summon Obelisk the Tormentor! Obelisk, destroy his sky dragon!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago  
Is B even possible without, you know, being found by normal people or being locked in the basement for your childhood (before you tell me, I know that already happened) 3 years ago  
Both sound awesome, but only if you can choose which colors are in your eyes, like a controllable heterochromia iridium. But if not, I'd go with clocks, because that doesn't have a huge effect on daily life. Also, many people probably wouldn't even notice the clock and just think that you're crazy for staring at the. I mean, those roman numerals aren't in bold, their pretty thin. You'd have to look at them for a while to see that the clock actually moves. So yeah, both kinda suck, but clocks would be less annoying. 3 years ago  
That depends. If I had the ability to simply change the distance between atoms, I'd take shrinking because it's convenient. But if I could actually change how much matter was there, I'd take enlarge and make the most gold that ever gilded gold golds so I could gold while I gold. Also, cellphone chips have a small amount of gold. 3 years ago +2
Booth just shot a guy from point blank then probably broke his leg in his escape. Oswald actually did something that was tough. Even is JFK was standing up, he was in a car, and Oswald sniped him fatally. 3 years ago  
Neither gender nor money matter to me 3 years ago  
Dude, Fantasy is the best. 3 years ago  
Because the picture is awesome 3 years ago +1
Forget about it, it's all cool. 3 years ago  
I pick Royce. I watched the videos and I'm sorry asking a stupid question. May I ask for forgiveness? 3 years ago  
Jeez, sorry man. Cool your jets. 3 years ago  
Who are they? 3 years ago  
Just saying, whoever pulled out their phone to play it for me would be beaten to a pulp by the losers. 3 years ago  
Neither 3 years ago  
This is so awesome, I love it. Never thought about it 3 years ago  
But... That's literally just a good thing or a bad thing. Which do you want? 3 years ago  
What's viddy? 3 years ago  
Again, is this a question? 3 years ago +1
Is this a question? 3 years ago  
It is scientifically proven that a Muslim Radical is 90% less likely to commit an act of terrorism once they have been detained by order of a shotgun cartridge to the facial region. Layman terms = Shoot 'em in the face 3 years ago +5
I love them both 3 years ago  
What if the toddler is Mike Tyson's son 3 years ago  
4G Call the police 3 years ago  
To slow time to a thousandth of a second per second in my time. 3 years ago  
But, really, five accounts on clash of clans or knights and dragons. SO cheating. 3 years ago  
Then I could just sit underwater while my friends get a life guard. But guess what? I'm fine. 3 years ago  
Bad thing because more irresponsible teens dying for no reason. 3 years ago  
Idk who that is 3 years ago  
I'm a guy 3 years ago  
But, see, if I can prove that I'm not a terrorist, then they'll watch me but they won't find anything. Why? I'm not a terrorist. An attack happens in my city/state/country? I can have the drones they placed outside of my house to prove I was there playing Grid 2 3 years ago  
This would be awesome. By forgetting what biases I already have, I can reconstruct myself to be the best friend I can be. Plus, it'd weed out the friends that don't really care enough about me to help. 3 years ago  
Dang, the rage. Well guess what? Pokemon players don't rage like little girls when they lose in a poll. 3 years ago  
Thank you, please say more! 3 years ago  
It did 3 years ago  
Here's the better question, do you have a foot fetish? 3 years ago  
Isn't it the same thing? 3 years ago  
Isn 3 years ago  
How long counts as making out. Just a peck would be awkward but I could live with it. 3 years ago  
Because gambling well is so impressive. Just saying, magic is the coolest. 3 years ago  
Misclick 3 years ago  
I don't drink 3 years ago  
Super Smash Bros. Brawl = Best Game 3 years ago  
I'm going to die anyway. At least I'll die quickly and by an unstoppable force of nature. 3 years ago  
I'm a guy 3 years ago  
What is boxing day? 3 years ago  
True, true. But in regards to the question, a moral system is something built by society, so morally, I think it's wrong, but in a different society under a different scenario, who knows? 3 years ago  
I don't know, I guess the freckles and her looking up makes her endearing. 3 years ago  
Politics are stupid, and I really don't care. My faith though? I don't want to offend anyone, and I probably would. 3 years ago  
I already have terrible hearing. I'm not clinically deaf, my brain just takes a moment or two to process what people are saying. See, I think it has something to do with filtering through the stupid in my brain to get to what I actually wanted to hear. 3 years ago +1
I don't know if many people understand what exactly 50mph entails. Usain bolt runs at 28mph max. Runners of Cross Country like myself consider 12mph consistently to be a miracle. 3 years ago  
I haven't watched and Dragon Ball, but does it really matter where a beam called the death beam hits you? It's called the death beam. 3 years ago  
Meh, I don't really like either to be honest. 3 years ago  
Oh no, not only does He not exist, He does not 'freaking' exist. This clarifies everything with such and undeniable truth given with plenty of facts. 3 years ago  
Cool, thanks for reminding us. Maybe I'll think about that next time I'm asked about my faith. "Oh wait," I'll think, "That guy from California said God wasn't real. Well then I guess my faith is wrong because he said so." 3 years ago +1
Geez you guys are so salty it's annoying. Can everyone just calm themselves? Believing that God made the world doesn't make you ignorant. Believing that a big bang created the world doesn't mean you can be told to go to hell. I believe God made the Earth, but that's my problem. Live on your own. 3 years ago +3
Geez, how many keyboards did you go through typing this? Twelve? Calm down dude, I'm not saying gay people be happy and am sure not saying that gay people should 'fix' themselves. I have gay friends, you know. Just because I don't believe something is morally correct doesn't mean I think everyone who does that thing should die. And yeah, we get it, God loves everyone. He loves the alcoholics and the druggies, but that doesn't mean absolutely everyone is going to heaven. 3 years ago  
That cute kitten is asleep. Much easier morally and, uh, manually. 3 years ago  
While it is sick, a human is priceless. Not saying dogs aren't awesome, but I would never be able to live with myself if I killed a human. 3 years ago  
Wow, the salt is, like, so much right now. I can't even see straight. 3 years ago  
Oh God, having my best friend in my body... I mean, His body's isn't terrible, he's just a bit shorter than me, but the things my friend would do... 3 years ago  
I'd rather have 10,00 dollars than girls, but I do find girls more interesting on a psychological level. (I'm not a perv, stop telling me that!) 3 years ago +2
Hey dad, can we have Pizza? Sorry son, it'll take an extra two seconds to stop all the crime in the city. OR Hey dad, can we have Pizza? Sorry son, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to spend the next few days cleaning the streets of thugs by doing backflips and sticking them to lightposts. 3 years ago  
Because of insecurities. And, really, honestly, even if everyone else were walking around naked, I still feel like people shouldn't look at me like that. 3 years ago +1
by 2% 3 years ago  
I love Times New but I can't do creative writing with it. I like smooth fonts. 3 years ago  
I don't use social media, so it's not like I'll have to deal with it anywhere but in person. Then in that situation I can just tell those people to screw off. 3 years ago  
But... who cares? If I look terrible, then that's how God made me. I don't care what anyone thinks. 3 years ago  
Can I say neither since I'm a guy? 3 years ago  
Except for, you know, guns, trains, knives, swords, busses, cars, airplanes, bombs, and just about anything that any super villain uses every. Spiderman may not have a weakness that (oh NO) shuts his climbing powers off, but he sure isn't impervious. 3 years ago  
Dude, calm down, he's just stating his opinion. He didn't banish all gay people to hell, did he? He didn't tell them to fix themselves. He just told them what he thought was right. Ease up, my God. 3 years ago  
I sense disturbance in the equality of saltiness in the universe. If seems to be centered around Oregon... 3 years ago  
The picture doesn't do adulthood justice. Yeah it might be boring sometimes, but at least we're mature. 3 years ago  
If I love making people happy, and I suck at making people happy, then won't be loving it. But is I hate helping people but am really good at it, then what's the point of helping people? 3 years ago  
The salt... so... powerful 3 years ago  
A really bad gift can be scrapped for spare parts, am I right? 3 years ago  
Between leading a great nation and making something cool but in the long run useless? 3 years ago  
Oh God not this again 3 years ago  
Woah woah, let's not toot your own horn too fast. If it said books or movies, I'd say books. Problem is, I don't like Harry Potter that much, so I'd rather go with something that will drag on for only 2 hours instead of dragging on for 2+ weeks. 3 years ago  
Where I'm from, sitting down when everyone's standing up is telling everyone else that you don't care at all about what they have to say. 3 years ago  
Problem is, all of my friends that are girls already make it obvious. And it's kind of annoying 3 years ago  
Okay, not to be a perv or anything, but I'm in highschool. Guys in my school (or maybe just me) get picked on way more than girls. 3 years ago  
Video games aside, which one can you be productive and get a non-video gaming job with? Keyboard 3 years ago  
Ha ha, is there a console hooked up to the controller? 3 years ago  
Lol the salt is strong with this one 3 years ago  
No one said the hot one wouldn't be rich. You know, working as a model. 3 years ago  
At least the lions end it quickly 3 years ago  
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