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Joined on December 18th, 2012 (2,348 days ago)

Last login was 36 days ago

Votes: 29,648

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Comments: 4,353

Profile views: 1,005


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Would you rather play Smash Dot or Ball Flip 1 year ago 54 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which logo looks better? Aye or Bee 1 year ago 61 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I have started my own app company and have purchased a few games (I would love for you to download, review and tell me what you think. So Would you rather play? 2 Dancing Ballz or Arrow Shooter 1 year ago 40 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Being like everybody is the same as being nobody Yep or Nope 2 years ago 102 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which of my new lists would you rather check out? 10 Greatest Man Made Wonders of the World or 10 Craziest Rulers 3 years ago 110 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Music day at Clonk.com. Would you rather check out 10 Greatest Bands of All Time or The 27 Club poll 3 years ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Just added some new stuff to Clonkr.com What interests you more? Which Historic Figure Are You Quiz? or Favourite DC/Marvel Superhero polls 3 years ago 70 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Hey guys, just wanna say thank you to the rrrather community for supporting my new site Clonkr. Anyways, Would you rather wake up tomorrow On a small boat in the middle of the ocean or On a camel in the middle of the Sahara desert 3 years ago 120 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Hey guys just added some new quizzes and polls to my website Clonkr. Would your rather take the What religion are you really? Test or Fast Food Poll 3 years ago 68 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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I just made two new quizzes on my site Clonkr. So which quiz would you rather do? Star Wars quiz or Serial Killer quiz 3 years ago 99 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I just added a quiz section to my website. So would you rather see more quizzes or more polls on Clonkr? Quizzes or Polls 3 years ago 67 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer? Polls or Lists 3 years ago 93 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Which of my new lists is better? Check out description. Best Tarantino Movies or 10 Best WWE Gimmick Matches 3 years ago 81 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who is Batmans Greatest Villain The Joker or Someone else (Comment) 3 years ago 113 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Visit my new website or Nah 3 years ago 93 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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How old is too old to wear a jersey to a sports game Comment or Never too old 3 years ago 110 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How old is too old to go trick-or-treating Comment or Never too old 3 years ago 116 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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How old is to old to go clubbing Comment or Never too old 3 years ago 106 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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How old is too old to be a virgin Comment or Never too old 3 years ago 110 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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How old is too old to have a baby Comment or Never too old 3 years ago 95 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the best in your field but be terrible at everything else or Be slightly above average at everything 4 years ago 138 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never see the person you love the most ever again or See the person you hate the most everyday. 4 years ago 103 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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You're happily married until your partner goes missing after a shipwreck and is presumed dead, years later you get remarried to someone else you fell in love with. But then one day your first husband/wife is found and they want you back. Would your rather Get back together with your first husband/wife. or Stay with the person you remarried. 4 years ago 91 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If you have a child who has a condition where they grow up normally but die as soon as they turn 30. Would you continue to send them to school well after they learn the basics of reading, writing and maths. Yes or No 4 years ago 141 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you look through the window of your blind yet very attractive neigbours house to see them strip? Yes or No 4 years ago 156 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather criminal punishment in your country be Too hard or Too soft 4 years ago 142 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be so attractive that nobody sleeps with you because they're intimidated by your beauty. or Be so repulsively ugly that everyone wants to sleep with you because you're so nasty looking. 4 years ago 91 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a condition in which every time you fall asleep you go into a year long coma. While in the coma you don't age and cannot die. or Have a condition where every time you sneeze you travel to an alternate universe. 4 years ago 143 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Final) Jesus or Albert Einstein 4 years ago 193 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Semi Final) Albert Einstein or Alexander the Great 4 years ago 151 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Semi Final) Jesus or Mahatma Gandhi 4 years ago 163 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 3) Adolf Hitler or Albert Einstein 4 years ago 195 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 3) Aristotle or Alexander the Great 4 years ago 162 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 3) Jesus Christ or Abraham Lincoln 4 years ago 200 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 3) Mahatma Gandhi or Galileo Galilei 4 years ago 149 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin 4 years ago 167 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) Leonardo da Vinci or Albert Einstein 4 years ago 157 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) Aristotle or King Henry the VIII 4 years ago 146 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) Alexander the Great or Julius Caesar 4 years ago 150 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) Jesus Christ or Charles Darwin 4 years ago 163 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) William Shakespeare or Galileo Galilei 4 years ago 198 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) Joan of Arc or Mahatma Gandhi 4 years ago 140 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament (Round 2) Abraham Lincoln or Christopher Columbus 4 years ago 140 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Julius Caesar or Genghis Khan 4 years ago 156 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Charlemagne or Christopher Columbus 4 years ago 128 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Aristotle or Guatama Buddha 4 years ago 135 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Vladimir Lenin or Joseph Stalin 4 years ago 136 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Adolf Hitler or Napoleon Bonaparte 4 years ago 217 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Galileo Galilei or Nicolaus Copernicus 4 years ago 160 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart or William Shakespere 4 years ago 163 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Winston Churchill or Alexander the Great 4 years ago 161 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Mahatma Gandhi or Nelson Mandela 4 years ago 166 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Joan of Arc or William the Conqueror 4 years ago 145 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament George Washington or Abraham Lincoln 4 years ago 170 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Sir Isaac Newton or Albert Einstein 4 years ago 166 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Queen Victoria or King Henry the VIII 4 years ago 224 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Charles Darwin or Karl Marx 4 years ago 170 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Leonardo da Vinci or Michelangelo 4 years ago 159 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Most influential person in history tournament Jesus Christ or Muhammad 4 years ago 174 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be mauled and eaten alive by an animal or Be bitten by a venomous animal and die. 4 years ago 177 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the most isolated person in the world. or Always be in a room with at least 5 people 4 years ago 177 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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If you lost a limb, would you rather Get injected with a drug that allows you regenerate your limb but it takes a year to fully regrow. or Get a robotic prosthetic. 4 years ago 143 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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You're the judge of a fight, would you rather give the win to The fighter who landed more strikes (mostly low impact) and controlled their opponent for 75% of the fight. or The fighter who damaged their opponent more. 4 years ago 94 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a conversation with a historical figure who is viewed as Good or Evil 4 years ago 139 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which yell do your prefer in movies? The Wilhelm Scream or Nooooooooooooooooooo 4 years ago 160 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If you were adopted as baby by a loving family, would you rather? Be told you were adopted. or Never be told. 4 years ago 175 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live another 70 years but never be able to leave your home. or Live another 10 years and be free to go wherever you want. 4 years ago 142 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an orgy with Munchkins or Ooompa Loompas 4 years ago 166 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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You're planning a prison break, would you rather Quietly tunnel your way out. or Blast your way out with explosives and organise an escape helicopter to pick you up, 4 years ago 224 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to prison for 20 years or Be given a drug which makes your body age by 40 years. 4 years ago 158 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you were sentenced to life in prison, would you rather? Join a gang with the intention of one day being the leader and becoming the most feared/respected prisoner. If you become leader you get many perks and treated well. or Plan an escape. 4 years ago 220 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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At the movies would you rather wear A helmet that places you in the movie as the protagonist or antagonist (based on your choice). Basically when you watch the movie you see and hear yourself. or A movie simulation helmet which based on your personal characteristics simulates how you would perform as the main character in an already made movie. 4 years ago 182 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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At the movies would you rather Watch a 3 hour movie or 2 movies that total 3 hours (90 mins each) 4 years ago 270 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Do you think you're more likely to have a car accident when Listening to a song you like on the radio or When listening to a song that you hate 4 years ago 186 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a universe where each day has a new theme. For example one day the world has a lego theme, cartoon theme, gangster theme, etc. or Live in a universe where each day the world randomly skips forward or back in time. 5 years ago 233 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Win a trophy or Winnebago 5 years ago 263 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be scared by The monsters from Ahh!! Real Monsters or The monsters from Monsters Inc 5 years ago 179 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which monkey fact do you prefer? Scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Monkeys were given coins and were allowed to buy grapes and apples. When the price of apples was increased, the monkeys bought less apples and more grapes. One monkey even started using the money to pay for sex with other monkeys. or In a Chinese zoo a monkey swallowed a whole peanut, if the peanut didn't pass through the monkeys body quickly it would endanger the its life. So the monkeys caretaker had to lick the monkeys butt for over an hour to stimulate the peanuts passing and save the monkeys life. 5 years ago 216 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Based on the results of the earlier questions, If the rrrather community formed into a gang, would you rather it be A biker gang or A organised crime syndicate like the Mafia 5 years ago 228 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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If the rrrather community formed into a gang, would you rather it be A biker gang or A Mexican drug cartel 5 years ago 197 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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If the rrrather community formed into a gang, would you rather it be A street gang or An organised crime syndicate like the Mafia 5 years ago 195 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the current major religions will still exist in 5000 years? (Assuming humans are still alive) Yes or No 5 years ago 345 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be driven by A 85 year old who has dementia. or A NASCAR driver who is 5 times over the legal alcohol limit. 5 years ago 308 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who do you think would survive longer A person from the present who travels back 50,000 years into the past. or A person from 50,000 years ago who travels forward into the present time. 5 years ago 252 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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If you were a serial killer, would you rather be A cool calculated killer who is charismatic and intelligent. or A killer who is completely bonkers and adopts a gimmick when murdering 5 years ago 219 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Is there a better alternative than Capitalism? Yes or No 5 years ago 166 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you think there should be a limit on people's maximum salaries? Yes or No 5 years ago 208 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather All people have bulletproof and knife-proof skin. But you still can die from large forceful impacts like getting hit by a car or horse penis. or All people can withstand large impacts of force such as getting hit by a train or falling off a building. But being shot or stabbed will most likely kill you. 5 years ago 202 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in an alternative universe where your life is synced with the life of a random animal. So when something happens to you the animal feels it and vice versa. or Live in a universe where any object a person touches comes to life briefly but their actions are unknown. 5 years ago 250 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which experience do you think would be more eye-opening. A poor person born in the slums of a third world nation who travels to the nicest city in a rich country. or A rich person who travels to the poorest slum in the poorest country 5 years ago 195 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eliminate all Greed or Anger 5 years ago 223 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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If your dream job required you to travel around the world for 250+ days a year. Would you rather Be single and have no children or Married with children 5 years ago 154 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend one day On Snake Island, an island off the coast of Brazil which is completely overrun by Golden Lancehead Vipers which is one of the worlds most venomous snakes. Approximately 1-5 snakes for every square meter. or The West Point slum in Liberia. The slum is home to over 75,000 people. Murder, poverty, disease, cannibalism, child prostitution, drugs and rape is rampant. There is no electricity or toilets so people just poop in the streets and beach. 5 years ago 195 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who do you think would win in a tranny fight? Trans-Man (Female to Male) or Trans-Woman (Male to Female) 5 years ago 141 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which new category of fighters would you rather see compete in the UFC Dwarfs or Drunks 5 years ago 142 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch A rrrather game show where contestants get asked a WYR question and which ever option they pick must be completed if not they lose. or A rrrather tv series where viewers have the ability to select an option of what will happen next by voting on a rrrather app during the ad breaks. For example "WYR: Uncle Bob kill or save Rufus?" during the ad break you vote either kill or save. 5 years ago 134 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a wizard in Medieval times. or A pirate with a lightsaber during the 16th century. 5 years ago 179 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Christmas with Australian Santa or Black Santa 5 years ago 326 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which group of people are more annoying Hippies or Hipsters 5 years ago 193 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have glasses that allows you see the world in any theme you'd like. For instance if you chose a Disney theme and put the glasses on every girl you would see would look like a princess or a witch. or Have glasses that allows you to see through walls and clothes. 5 years ago 156 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a world where everyone is half human half animal. The animal is chosen randomly. or Live in a world where everyone has one random superpower that is different from everybody else's. 5 years ago 247 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch A reality show where 10 random people are unknowingly drugged and sent into space. The group must complete a number of difficult challenges inside their spaceship in order to be rescued and return to Earth. or A reality show where a bunch of deranged serial killers, hardcore drug addicts and complete nutters live in a house together. One room of the house is full of weapons and drugs and each week a lion and a gorilla is sent into the house. 5 years ago 134 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you were the warden of a prison would you Separate the prisoners into different divisions based on their race. or Separate the prisoners into different divisions based on their crime. 5 years ago 179 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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While working at an Astronomical Observatory you hear a message from space. You quickly verify that is aliens trying to make contact with Earth, what do you do? Answer back to the aliens or Pretend nobody is home for fear of invasion 5 years ago 121 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If a kangaroo and a gorilla were the same size, who would win in a fight? Kangaroo or Gorilla 5 years ago 155 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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If a polar bear and a tarantula were the same size, who would win a fight? Polar Bear or Tarantula 5 years ago 127 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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If you were an adventurer and discovered a lost tribe who have remained untouched by civilization for thousands of years, would you rather Leave them alone so they can live peacefully. or Record them on video and report it to the media. You will make millions of dollars from the footage and interviews. 5 years ago 129 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a world where you get paid based on your level of happiness. The more joyful you are the richer you become. or Live in a world where everyone's dreams become realities. So whatever you dreamed last night will come to life the next morning. 5 years ago 141 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch the Olympics where all the athletes are forced to take large doses of performance enhancing drugs and cocaine. or Watch the Olympics where all the athletes are drunk or high. 5 years ago 127 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you support corporal punishment (physical punishment) being reintroduced into the school system to correct bad student behaviour? Yes or No 5 years ago 129 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Costa Rica has decided that it will close all public zoo's and release the animals back into the wild. Keeping in mind that many of the animals were born in captivity and will struggle to survive in the wild. Would you support this initiative in your country?? Yes or No 5 years ago 119 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Dress like your favourite cartoon character for 1 year. or Speak like your favourite cartoon character for 2 months 5 years ago 143 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which makes you more nervous A first date or A job interview 5 years ago 132 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you donate your young sons kidney to a rich person for a $100 million reward? Yes or No 5 years ago 168 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be an world famous adventurer or Be a millionaire playboy with a bat. 5 years ago 211 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which employee would you select to represent your company in a foreign country The best employee in your home country who is successful with most business deals but lacks awareness of overseas markets. or An average employee who knows the culture of the foreign country really well. 5 years ago 126 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Fish that dislikes water or An Eagle whose terrified of flying 5 years ago 159 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a blind Kung-Fu master or A deaf maestro 5 years ago 108 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Is there something horrible you've always wanted to do? (If so tell us what it is in the comments section) Yup or Nah 5 years ago 161 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Which moment in bowling is worse? When you bowl a gutterball or The moment after the gutterball when you have to turn around and face your friends. 5 years ago 184 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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The man who molested and abused your child has been falsely accused of murder. He is sentenced to death but you know he is innocent. Do you save him? Save him or Let him die 5 years ago 174 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a world where every cartoon character comes alive and lives alongside normal people. or Live in a world where everybody has a 3 different superpowers of their choice. 5 years ago 171 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a world where everyone owns a robot. The robot goes out and works a 9 to 5 job and brings you a nice income. You never have to work or do chores unless you really want to. or Live in a world similar to now but once you turn 50 you turn into a powerful wizard. 5 years ago 165 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a world where the dead and living can be swapped based on a majority vote from society. For example to bring back Tupac we must kill Lil Wayne. or Live in a world where dead people are buried for a year. After the year the dead person wakes up and lives consciously underground with all the other dead people. Its like a nicer version of hell i guess. 5 years ago 139 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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You are the captain of a ship transporting 50 prisoners (mostly murderers and rapists) to a prison island. You hit some rocks and the ship begins to quickly sink, you have only one of two options. You can Save yourself but the prisoners will drown. or Sacrifice your life but the prisoners will survive. 5 years ago 126 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a Cowboy world. or Live in a Pirate world. 5 years ago 197 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in an alternative universe where Animals are our masters. or Trees can walk around and humans are planted into the ground. 5 years ago 114 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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NASA confirms that a powerful unstoppable meteorite is coming and will destroy the entire Earth in one years time. A secret organisation is planning to immediately vacate the Earth and have chosen you as one of the lucky few to jump on board their spaceship. Do you accept the offer? Accept and leave the Earth and never see your doomed loved ones again. or Decline, spend the remaining year on Earth with your loved ones. 5 years ago 178 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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You're a manager at a large company, the board of directors demand you to fire one employee you have a choice of firing either Toby or Chris. Who do you fire? Toby: The hardest working employee who produces the most output. However he is hated by all of the workers and would not be missed by his peers if fired. or Chris: The lovable employee who keeps worker morale high. However he is lazy and the least efficient employee. 5 years ago 129 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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You just created a new miracle drug that will instantly cure a deadly flu which inevitably will save millions of lives. A disgruntled league of pharmaceutical companies feel threatened by your new drug as it will hurt their business. So they offer you 5 billion dollars to destroy the drug and never recreate it. Do you accept the offer? (P.S You cannot profit from the drug in any way if you decline the offer). Accept or Decline 5 years ago 157 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a nightmare that Puts you in the body of a random person and recounts them having the worst day of their life. You feel their emotions, pain etc. or A recurring nightmare that gains intensity each time you sleep. 5 years ago 153 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have dreams that Put you in the body of a random person, where you can accurately feel their emotions and hear their thoughts as they go about their daily life. or An alternative version of your previous day. Where every decision you made throughout the day is reversed. 5 years ago 149 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to lucid dream effectively and control your entire dream life. Simply put you can do whatever you want. or Dream about alternative realities to historic events. For example a dream about "What if the Nazi's won?" 5 years ago 192 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Are you more likely to listen your Brain or Heart 5 years ago 202 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Which character is more badass?? Tony Soprano or Walter White 5 years ago 216 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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In a month's time you're going to prison, how do you prepare? Relaxing and pampering yourself by eating delicious food, sleeping in comfy beds and trying to have a good time. or Toughening yourself up by eating disgusting food, learning the basics of fighting, sleeping on concrete and constant exercise to get stronger. 5 years ago 209 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who had the greater influence in their area Chaplin's impact on film/comedy or Houdini's impact on magic/illusions 5 years ago 210 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse.. Not being invited to something you want to go to or Being invited to something you don't want to go. 5 years ago 230 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather travel into a Black Hole or Pokemon Ball 6 years ago 279 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Just to break up the girly questions Would you rather.... Judge a wet-shirt contest. or Drink beer with this girl 6 years ago 228 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who would win this Ultimate Showdown......... (Yes, i'm well aware this goes against any law of physics its just for a bit of fun.) The unstoppable force or The immovable object 6 years ago 206 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which smell do you prefer Freshly baked bread or Freshly cut grass 6 years ago 269 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Young people act like old people or Old people act like young people 6 years ago 242 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Assuming both jobs paid the same would you rather work in a....... Sewer or Slaughterhouse/ Abattoir 6 years ago 171 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be your coach. Coach Boone or Coach Carter 6 years ago 206 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which donkey would you rather get a beer with. Donkey or Eeyore 6 years ago 254 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would a completely privatized education system be more beneficial for students? Yes or No 6 years ago 194 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which fact do your prefer? Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter. or Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 6 years ago 195 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Is it morally wrong to steal food from someone else even if you're starving?? Yes or No 6 years ago 242 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch.... A match where your favourite team destroys another team. or An extremely close match with a 50/50 chance of your team winning 6 years ago 202 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is more disturbing... Child Soldiers or Child Sex Trafficking. 6 years ago 281 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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If you were granted one wish by Alfonso the Genie. Would you wish for something That will benefit you personally such as money, love, pokemon etc. or That will benefit the whole world.Such as world peace, no poverty etc. 6 years ago 233 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which Microsoft Word feature do you rely on more? Spell Check or Synonyms 6 years ago 212 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather One side of your earphones completely stops working. or The volume of both sides of your earphones reduces by 50% 6 years ago 242 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you like the idea of an rrrather awards ceremony. Which acknowledges some of the years best questions, comments and users?? Yes or No 6 years ago 251 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather A simulator that accurately shows you any historical event. You are basically a fly on the wall. or A time machine where you can go back in time to any historical event but your actions may change the future. 6 years ago 236 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend the night alone with your friends in... A chocolate factory (without a fat German kid drowning) or An amusement park 6 years ago 319 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know what would have happened if Hitler became a famous artist. or Know what really happened to the dinosaurs 6 years ago 292 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you think Marijuana is harmful? Yes or No 6 years ago 356 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Who would win this tag team match?? Fred and Barney or Homer and Peter 6 years ago 293 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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In your country which gap is wider? The wealth gap (Richest and poorest) or The intelligence gap (Smartest and dumbest) 6 years ago 297 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Feed the world and end poverty forever or Cure all diseases 6 years ago 247 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who would win this tag team match?? Courage and Scooby Doo or Tom and Sylvester 6 years ago 238 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who would win this tag team match?? Popeye and Goku or Stone Cold and Superman 6 years ago 200 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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When said backwards God becomes Dog and when Jesus is said backwards it sounds like Sausage. Therefore God Jesus said backwards become Sausage Dog. Do you think it is likely that god is actually a sausage dog? Yes or No 6 years ago 214 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Who likes hamburgers more?? Wimpy (from Popeye) or The Hamburgular 6 years ago 200 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would win this tag team match?? Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse or Daffy Duck and Donald Duck 6 years ago 205 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sacrifice your life to save a young child, or Sacrifice a young child to save your life. 6 years ago 225 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an average yet unfulfilled life but amazing dreams every night. or An amazing life full of wealth,fame and adventure but every night you have terrible nightmares and are scared to sleep. 6 years ago 239 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Everyone shares the same dream world which allows every person to consciously interact with one another. or Be able to enter and exit the dreams of other people without them knowing. 6 years ago 273 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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You own a large scale manufacturing company. Which strategy would be most beneficial to your business? Remain in your home country and pay your 1000 employees $20 dollars per hour. You still make an average sized profit and keep local jobs. or Offshore your production to a poorer country and pay your 1000 employees $3 per hour. You make a very large profit and expand your market more easily. 6 years ago 261 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather want on your American Football team Forrest Gump or Bobby Boucher 6 years ago 227 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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You live in a Tarantino world when a burglar breaks into your house. After a struggle with the burglar you overpower him and tie him to a chair. What is your next move? Start playing the song "Stuck in the middle with you" by Stealers Wheel. Dance around for a bit before cutting his ear off and dousing him with gasoline. or Bring out the Gimp 6 years ago 150 votes 12 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have the power to Turn a frog into a prince. or Turn a prince into a frog 6 years ago 218 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join an Amish gang who travel into cities to beat up hipsters. or Lead an army of duck pickpockets 6 years ago 229 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to eat everything you want at anytime without putting on weight. or Never catch the cold, flu or get a hangover ever again. 6 years ago 261 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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You are are warrior in the Spartan army and are about to have a massive battle with the Persians. Which would you yell while charging into battle?. This Is SPARTAA or Alright, chums up, lets do this, LEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEENNNNNNNNKINS 6 years ago 224 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have $1000 from legit/legal source or A bag of drugs with a street value of $5000. You can do whatever you want with it. 6 years ago 244 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever urinated in a public area that was not a toilet?? Yes or No 6 years ago 247 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Who is harder to find Wally/Waldo or Carmen Sandiego 6 years ago 256 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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When you play Wii or similar consoles do you.... Wear the strap? or Don't wear the strap? 6 years ago 282 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Which of the following is your personality closer to?? Hippie or Yuppie 6 years ago 219 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Whose life is more important to you?? One of your fellow citizens or A group of 5 foreigners 6 years ago 200 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is it easier to?? Love or Hate 6 years ago 246 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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In 20 years from now do you think the world will be a better or worse place?? Better or Worse 6 years ago 215 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Are you more likely to?? Talk without thinking or Think without talking 6 years ago 157,830 votes 427 comments 3 likes
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A highly innovative advertising agency has offered you $10,000 to participate in safe experimental trial which would entail inserting advertisements into your dreams. Would you accept the offer?? Yes or No 6 years ago 204 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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A fast moving train is quickly approaching a group of 5 people who are stuck on the railway tracks. The train driver cannot see the group who are stuck and will surely crash into them. However you are standing on a bridge over the tracks with a stranger enough distance to stop the train before it runs over the 5 people. What would you do?? Shockingly watch as the train crashes into the group of the 5 people stuck on the tracks killing them instantly. or Throw the stranger over the bridge onto the tracks which will kill him/her however it will cause the train to stop thus saving the 5 people on the track. 6 years ago 239 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Which of the following body modification procedures is more stupid?? Eye Tattoo or Scarification 6 years ago 245 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which would you prefer?? A very big house in a nice suburb. or A cottage by the sea 6 years ago 259 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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When you die, what would your rather have done with your body?? Cremated and have your ashes scattered in space. or Your corpse thrown out of a plane while dressed like batman and land into a pit of crocodiles 6 years ago 237 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which of the following songs would you rather play at your funeral?? Highway to Hell by AC/DC or Always look on the bright side of life by Monty Python 6 years ago 198 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which quote describes your physical fitness level? I don't stop when i'm tired, I stop when i'm done. or Don't make me run, i'm full of chocolate. 6 years ago 232 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather know?? What was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction? or What was in the unopened FedEx box in Castaway? 6 years ago 183 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You are having dinner at a restaurant when you notice that the man who molested you as a child is eating alone. He was never charged for his crime due to a loophole in the legal system. The next day, you read that the man's wife was murdered and that he is the prime suspect. However you know that he couldn't have murdered his wife as he was eating dinner. What would you do?? Let the man who ruined your childhood and scarred your life be sent to prison for a murder he didn't commit. or Tell the truth and save him from prison. 6 years ago 233 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer?? Female teachers or Male teachers 6 years ago 258 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make?? The funniest movie of all time or The scariest movie of all time 6 years ago 257 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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You are President Harry Truman in 1945, the war in the pacific is still on. You have two ways to win the war, would you rather?? Invade Japan and engage in combat from the ground, which will kill many more of your troops as well as your allies. or Drop the atomic bomb on major Japanese cities to end the war quickly but kill many innocent civilians. 6 years ago 186 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you think mixed martial arts (mma) will be included in the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Yes or No 6 years ago 224 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the Criminal Justice System should place greater emphasis on Rehabilitation or Punishment 6 years ago 230 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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He's cooler. 1 year ago  
Less of a pussy 1 year ago  
Well Done Chupafly!! 1 year ago +1
More manly 1 year ago +1
I'm baaack 1 year ago  
Both are pretty sad, during the sad scenes in any movie I play this song over it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZemDfcfX8 1 year ago +1
Hello rrratherers,I really would appreciate your support by downloading and rating my games. 1 year ago  
I have one game in the Apple App Store, its just under my name though the game is called Colorcone, its really good. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/colorcone/id1281014398?ls=1&mt=8 1 year ago  
The logo was for my company that makes the apps. Here's a link to our most popular game. I'm sure you'll like it. The game is called Spurt Dot https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.eagleyes.spurtdot&hl=en 1 year ago  
Not exactly food but I see a lot of people in my street baked. 1 year ago  
Just make a bet with a few bored billionaires that you can fly. 1 year ago +5
Still the best wrestling game i've played. 2 years ago  
I wonder how they milk almonds? Nipples possibly? 2 years ago  
All they need is an apron. 2 years ago +1
Gives new meaning to the term triggered. 2 years ago +1
The roaring 20s. 2 years ago  
I think Clinton wins but I kinda want Trump to win just to see how crazy sh*t will get. Either way America is doomed. 2 years ago +1
B is for people who are compensating for something. 2 years ago  
Live in it for a bit then sell it for a lot. 2 years ago  
The punishment for these questions should be death. 2 years ago +1
Is Sunny the one who you can see naked on skype? 2 years ago  
I have the feeling that you watched Sausage Party 2 years ago +1
If you're ugly you should be forced to cover your face as a public service. 2 years ago +3
Is B actually any good? Or is it just a novelty thing that people will get bored with after a week? 2 years ago  
How else would have I got my girlfriend? 3 years ago +5
At least i still have sweet sweet heroin. 3 years ago  
Thanks it was a tough list to make, so many great bands. 3 years ago +1
Who loves orange soda? 3 years ago +1
You're the king. 3 years ago +2
That was realy hard 3 years ago  
Awesome, I got Winston Churchill. 3 years ago +1
As long as you don't look as sus as the guy in the middle you can just deny it. 3 years ago  
They're really pumping these games out. 3 years ago  
I'm actually thinking of adding a meme and gif section soon. 3 years ago  
She can play with my joystick. 3 years ago  
Shorts are like pants but shorter. 3 years ago +2
Haha yeah i probably missed a few good ones especially since we don't have most of them in Australia. 3 years ago  
I should have made Chupaflyism one of the outcomes. 3 years ago  
Thank you very much. Glad you like it. 3 years ago +2
Thanks mate, really appreciate the support. 3 years ago +1
Subway is pretty awesome. 3 years ago +3
Actually its C. To make ugly people look attractive. 3 years ago  
Cool question, I already have favourite star wars character poll on my site. I think I might make a favourite horror movie poll too 3 years ago  
Awesome, he's fascinating. 3 years ago  
Tough one but i gotta stick with the Aussies. 3 years ago  
Oh that sounds like a pretty cool project. 3 years ago  
That's surprising I thought they would pass their exams since they're always in schools of fish. 3 years ago +4
Blazing Saddles. 3 years ago  
Pops Staples is a pretty sweet stage name. 3 years ago  
He used to sing with my dog. 3 years ago  
Deadpool 3 years ago  
Dr Strangelove 3 years ago  
Totally agree with all of that. Thanks for the feedback. 3 years ago  
My dad would laugh himself silly if i ever wore either one of those onto a field. 3 years ago  
Cheers, been putting a fair bit of effort into it. Still working out all the kinks. 3 years ago  
Nope. I should dump her for that. 3 years ago +1
I want to go to Civil War but my girlfriend is already sick of me dragging her to comic book movies. I knew taking her to Deadpool on Valentines Day was a mistake. 3 years ago +1
Yeah i definitely have to work on that. 3 years ago  
That would be cool. 3 years ago +1
Thanks for letting me know, I'll try to fix it. 3 years ago  
The usual porn, games and clonkr.com 3 years ago  
Thank you so much. I'm always adding new content to it. If you have any suggestions on what you want to see just let me know! 3 years ago  
Definitely give it a go, its challenging but fun. 3 years ago +1
Usually I pick one, but doing it random is fun too. 3 years ago +1
Yeah especially when you get eliminated then you can just pick a new wrestler to play as. 3 years ago +1
Yeah i think i might focus more on polls than lists. 3 years ago +2
Haha thats awesome. 3 years ago +1
Just working nothing too exciting. 3 years ago +1
Its just a new hobby of mine. How you been anyways? its been awhile. 3 years ago +1
Thats a tough one. The real question is when will Wilson get his own spin off movie? 3 years ago +2
Not much mate, just been working on a new website i started. You? 3 years ago +1
She seems nice 3 years ago +1
The Holocaust made Slavery in the South look like a picnic. 3 years ago +2
Thanks mate!! 3 years ago  
Thank you, I really appreciate it. 3 years ago  
Thank you so much!! 3 years ago +1
Ew nasty, i hate wine. 3 years ago +3
I think so too. I'm gonna lighten it up. 3 years ago +3
Classic workout song, not as good as girls just wanna have fun though. 3 years ago  
I love Daredevil but i reckon he gets his butt whooped in this one. 3 years ago  
Thank you very much 3 years ago  
Haha thought you might like that one. 3 years ago  
Haha well im glad some of you liked it. The best is yet to come. Also give me some ideas on what kinda content you guys would like to see. 3 years ago +2
Thank you. 3 years ago  
Ombre's get the hombre's. 3 years ago +1
Would be the first time i've been lucky in a long time :( 3 years ago  
Although the old cartoon network was better than Nickelodeon. 3 years ago +2
Thanks for the support mate. 3 years ago +1
Its a working progress but from the help with my friends at rrrather I think we can make it into something special. 3 years ago +1
Check out www.clonkr.com 3 years ago  
Hey guys, I made a new website and since its May 4th we have a star wars related poll http://www.clonkr.com/new-blog-82/ 3 years ago  
Buckle up buckaroos 3 years ago  
That doesn't make sense. 3 years ago +2
They would somehow still survive. 3 years ago  
He's only going to do it more now. 3 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSa4sGTIHDs 3 years ago  
Thats what she said. 3 years ago +2
Dexter style. 3 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E 3 years ago +1
Ah crap, totally forgot to comment haha. 3 years ago  
I just assume i have a lump of coal in my stocking like most years. 3 years ago +1
Having to pee out kidney stones. 3 years ago  
AIDS......worth the risk if shes hot...right? 3 years ago +2
Boiled cabbage. 3 years ago +2
You're overthinking this. 3 years ago +3
At least it will shut up those annoying class clowns. 3 years ago +4
But we all know the best German supermarket is Edeka. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQyjI7UsGTU 3 years ago  
Batman 3 years ago  
Barry would be too fast in bed. 3 years ago +5
I'd be too hot to trot. 3 years ago  
If my wife looked like B I would encourage her to bang other men so I wouldn't have to. 3 years ago +4
You'd probably get a reward. 3 years ago +1
Highway to Hell by AC/DC 3 years ago  
Sharpedonado. 3 years ago +1
B is awful, they really did take that song to an all time low. . 3 years ago  
I bet Jared loves these pictures too..... 3 years ago +3
I'd stick it in her gas chamber. 3 years ago +3
I think you got Hitler and Mel Gibson mixed up, that seems to happen a lot though. 3 years ago +7
Sounds like the noise a sumo makes when he sneezes. 3 years ago +1
The noise that scares me the most when i'm home alone is the sound of the front door opening whilst i'm furiously masturbating. 3 years ago +5
There is only one best theme song and its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdC9nJzZNyI 3 years ago +3
Batman. 3 years ago +1
Its always more fun when there are no strings attached ;) 3 years ago +2
As witty used to say "seems less faggy". 3 years ago +6
Do slushies bring all the boys to the yard?.......Didn't think so. 3 years ago +10
Somehow Austalia is in Eurovision now. 4 years ago  
Its been proven countless times that moon landings were real. 4 years ago +3
Or were they? 4 years ago +1
Would you like flies with that? 4 years ago +4
You have a great taste in movies. 4 years ago  
You're making some great questions today. Keep it up mate. 4 years ago +4
Mayweather wins although I really hope Pacquiao ko's him. 4 years ago  
Apple Watch. 4 years ago +2
Tits 4 years ago +5
I approve of your picture choice. 4 years ago +1
Less likely to have my head cut off by the cartel. 4 years ago +2
Ana is just mad that nobody wants to have a sex day with her dried up old snatch. 4 years ago +6
http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/93895738gahbc_sm.jpg 4 years ago +1
I'm no bricklayer. 4 years ago +2
It would match her two black eyes........ 4 years ago  
The Sopranos should be in the top 5. 4 years ago  
Anyone who announces that they are leaving always comeback. Unlike those who just quietly leave. 4 years ago +5
You'll be back whether with this name or another name. 4 years ago +22
Haha sometimes good comments just don't get seen. But i'll give you thumbs up. 4 years ago  
Witty is one of the best users on this site, he has consistently made good questions for years. 4 years ago +6
Lord Jackington. 4 years ago  
Badges and trophies are one of those things you completely forget about when you've been on here for awhile. 4 years ago +4
Great when its not being abused by bludgers. 4 years ago +1
How is that mean? I could picture them as brother and sister. 4 years ago +3
Is it just me or does Reo and Witty look related? 4 years ago +6
You always made good questions, which is why rrrather still needs you. 4 years ago  
Athletic girls are better at handling balls. 4 years ago +4
Well since he has the fetus in his hand it would be dead and squishy. 4 years ago +7
Picture A was exactly my reaction to this. 4 years ago +2
I always thought of homophobia as the discrimination/hatred towards gay people rather than an actual fear of them. 4 years ago +3
Its black magic. 4 years ago  
Okay thanks. 4 years ago  
You took that way too literally. 4 years ago +2
Everyone gets a diamond nowadays, its a pretty pointless feature at this point. 4 years ago +5
Anzac Day. 4 years ago  
I bet he puts a condom on his nose before he sneezes. 4 years ago +3
Nah i'm not that talented. 4 years ago  
http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2014/5-2/k8NKf4ca2e-2.png 4 years ago  
There's no winning with Putin because if you actually beat him he'd probably kill you and your family. The worst Jonah Hill would do is send Seth Rogen to your house and make you smell his bong breath. 4 years ago +1
Best North Korean song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8A5_Wfsn4 4 years ago  
One of my pet peeves on rrrather is when you call out someone for making a sh*t question and their response is "i was just bored" as if that excuses them from posting rubbish. If you really want to reduce your boredom think of a good question instead. 4 years ago +7
Calvin Candie from Django Unchained. 4 years ago  
At least I'd have a big happy meal toy collection. 4 years ago +4
Crack open the hummus and let's party. 4 years ago  
And if someone said guns i'd be more likely to think of massive biceps. 4 years ago +8
Happy birthday mate. 4 years ago +1
They would be supportive but deep down they would be uncomfortable with it. My dad would probably yell at my mum for hugging me so much when i was a kid. 4 years ago  
Then i'd really be a pisshead. 4 years ago  
See now this a tournament I can enjoy. 4 years ago  
Sometimes my mum makes me green eggs and ham, god shes an awful cook. 4 years ago +2
My sausage dog god question. 4 years ago +1
I like your style. 4 years ago +3
The Quran. Green eggs and ham is a close second. 4 years ago  
You think Linkin Park is the best band of all time?...... 4 years ago +11
No, but can I lick yours? 4 years ago +13
Way too much anime sh*t on this site. But if you're going to do it might i suggest a cartoon vs anime tourney. 4 years ago +5
Yeah like in pornos an Asian whore moans at a higher level than compared to a white whore moan. 4 years ago +5
Fun Fact: If you play both songs simultaneously at 2x speed, you get the recipe for a tasty quiche. 4 years ago +5
Yeah I found him, he is in the question above with the big circle around him. 4 years ago +8
They seem like pretty clear signals that she wants your D. Go get em tiger. 4 years ago +6
Guy in the bottom corner looks like Anon. 4 years ago +14
Well i just shot out some web. 4 years ago +15
Schindler's Fist 4 years ago +6
Yeah i agree, its a pretty sh*t question. 4 years ago +1
I like it but its an acquired taste 4 years ago  
A hobbits house is way too small, i'd bump my head on everything. 4 years ago +2
I come from the land down under. 4 years ago  
I've taken sh*ts that sounds better than that. 4 years ago  
CM Punk would beat you up if you did A. 4 years ago +1
Yep 4 years ago +1
Way too much Anime on this site now. 4 years ago +8
Or maybe the ancients were right and we're the ones in denial about the existence of dragons. Perhaps Game of Thrones is actually a documentary and George R.R Martin is a time traveler from the past. 4 years ago +4
Nice i'm in the middle of A, now i know how Alice from the Brady Bunch feels. 4 years ago +1
Welcome back mate. 4 years ago  
Did Lebron ever beat the Nerdlucks in Space Jam? I think not. 4 years ago +7
I want to take a moment to thank women for vaginas and sandwiches. 4 years ago +8
They have a men's day too, pretty much every group has a day now which makes all of these things irrelevant. 4 years ago  
Nothing says womens day like a hole getting fisted. 4 years ago +5
I couldn't care less what happens to mankind after I die. 4 years ago +1
Thats not a paradox, if you said "can you like hating things?" that would make more sense (but i'm also drunk as f*** right now so i might have misread it). 4 years ago +6
Talk about being shell shocked. 4 years ago +3
Just as long as they don't make my search history public i'm fine. 4 years ago +2
Well since surrendering is France's favourite pastime, the Germans will win it easily. 4 years ago +8
Indonesia doesn't have boomerangs, victory is ours. 4 years ago +6
They will just stab the beautiful people with their Swiss army knives. 4 years ago  
Having a high living standard is the only thing important to me. 4 years ago +5
I wanna have that crazy Mormon level of happiness. 4 years ago +1
Already do A its called being Australian. 4 years ago +5
Without bullying, cyber bullying would just be cyber. 4 years ago +4
Danger 4 years ago  
Great question, this should be on the homepage. 4 years ago +9
Its such a lovely place. But as we all know the best place to stay while on holiday is Mumbai 5 Star Hotels. 4 years ago +5
Mighty Ducks 4 years ago +1
You're definitely a guy. 4 years ago +2
Mr Rogers will put a permanent red dot on Gandhi's forehead. 4 years ago  
My butler does it for me. 4 years ago  
I can't believe some people thought these were serious.... 4 years ago +1
They have to be pretty strong to walk around with their big hogs all day. 4 years ago +1
Yes we belong to Russia too. 4 years ago  
It belongs to Russia, everything belongs to Russia. 4 years ago +1
Anyone who picked A should get KO'd. 4 years ago +7
I call it my booger poker. 4 years ago  
Oh you're no fun haha. 4 years ago  
Looks like those polar bears are having a ball 4 years ago +1
Noobs are like hookers and hobo's because nobody cares when you kill them. 4 years ago +2
People are way to sensitive nowadays, they need to lighten up. Plus, vegans are way to uppity anyways sometimes they need to be knocked down a few pegs so they don't think their tofu farts smell like flowers and skittles. 4 years ago +5
Who said I was basing my vote on the pictures? I was simply stating that I prefer girls with some meat on them. I was always gonna vote B. 4 years ago  
The chubby chick is way better than the skinny one. 4 years ago  
That guy got slapped by a giant. 4 years ago +5
A guy who murdered his wife and kid is in the top 16 greatest Canadians. 4 years ago  
Its not as oily and the ham is better as its not just thrown on top. 4 years ago +1
The American take on pizza is horrific. 4 years ago +2
Any girl carrying a beer is instantly more sexy. 4 years ago +3
She reminds me of that lemur http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PeHOQTF06kU/hqdefault.jpg 4 years ago  
I think some just wanna blow sh*t up. 4 years ago  
18-69 4 years ago  
My club would be so underground that only mole people can fight. 4 years ago +3
Check out my new lips. 4 years ago  
Would be pretty fun to drive as fast and crazy as possible without any real consequences. 4 years ago +4
Certainly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sT99Y4AnmA 4 years ago +4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkfU1JqmkHM 4 years ago +3
Of course I do. 4 years ago +7
I'm most looking forward to Tarantino's new movie. 4 years ago +1
That should be a movie. 4 years ago +1
I was in absolute spock when I heard the news. 4 years ago +1
A is the worst you try to shut them up by giving them lollies and ride in a cool van but they just won't shut up. Whereas at least B can feel like a massage chair. 4 years ago +4
Who said I don't support equal rights? You have completely misunderstood my point and my thoughts on the issue. 4 years ago +1
Its not pointless at all, if you haven't been paying attention the number of radical feminists are increasing at a pretty rapid rate. So yeah its a pretty valid reason to bring them up as they are very vocal part of the feminist movement. 4 years ago +4
Scientists and doctors just announced that if you see the dress as white and gold you probably have Ebola. 4 years ago +8
Kinda depends on the degree of feminism, I support the traditional idea of it but some women nowadays take it too extreme. 4 years ago +15
I'd rather her smell like shame and my balls. 4 years ago +8
Yep, he would be the world heavyweight champion in no time. 4 years ago +1
New York Yankees. 4 years ago +4
Basset hounds looks like a beagle that had a stroke. 4 years ago +6
Yeah it was a joke. 4 years ago +2
More fresh. 4 years ago +3
A world with religion would be heaven. 4 years ago +6
And no 100% for you. 4 years ago  
Yeah i guess most of the relationships I've had during winter have always gone a little.......cold. 4 years ago +4
I didn't nose that fact.... 4 years ago +3
So you're saying the magical unicorn with the lightsaber horn that taught me how to dance when I was 3 was not real? I call bullsh*t. 4 years ago +3
Get toasted everyday. 4 years ago  
Well she is Harley Quinn and I can be her Mr J, plus with Jen i think its better if we just stay.........friends. 4 years ago +5
Gonna maker her roar. 4 years ago +3
My car needs to be fast so when me and my homeboys roll up on sum crackers we can pop em get outta there before the popo's roll up n shiz. 4 years ago +2
I'd just make a question that allows me to become a billionaire superhero then quit the site. 4 years ago +6
I'd join but soon regret it. 4 years ago  
Thats a load of crap. 4 years ago +5
I was surprised that Aquaman died so early. 4 years ago  
I liked Whiplash and The Grand Budapest Hotel more. 4 years ago +3
You know that South Africa has the highest level of AIDS in the world. 4 years ago +1
My suit makes me look slimmer. 4 years ago  
I was going to vote for B but Don Vito made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 4 years ago +6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyRVymDBhw 4 years ago +2
Then i'd never be owl by myself. 4 years ago +5
The truth is if I said I wanted a tiger i'd be lion. 4 years ago +5
Snowballs.........i mean beer. 4 years ago  
I say "Are you gonna eat that?" 4 years ago +7
But i would bang them. 4 years ago +3
I'd start wanking more than usual. 4 years ago +5
The best way to handle people like him is just to ignore them until they get bored. 4 years ago +3
You have to be a great athlete to bang 20,000 women. 4 years ago +3
I couldn't handle it. 4 years ago  
At least they're not venomous. 4 years ago +3
That was pretty shady. 4 years ago  
Would be fabulous. 4 years ago  
He's so jacked it makes me wanna jack it in my jacket. 4 years ago +5
Just buy a wallet or go to the strippers and make it rain. 4 years ago  
The only thing more stupid than this question is the person who made it. 4 years ago +1
Seems like somebody can't get a date. 4 years ago +7
Easily the best show of the 2000s. 4 years ago +3
What I like about Chinese New Year is that you never hear dogs barking and going crazy at the fireworks because they're all eaten before midnight. 4 years ago +3
Of course she doesn't drink them that's why she was giving them away to the boys in the yard. 4 years ago +10
That would be awesome. 4 years ago +1
She might pay me to do it or at least pay me to stop. 4 years ago  
Lucha Underground. 4 years ago  
The Mr Burns dilemma. 4 years ago +1
Although its annoying that when a girl sends me a naughty pic and it disappears after a few seconds. I can't fap that fast. 4 years ago +6
Yuck i hate Indian food. 4 years ago +4
Shart. 4 years ago  
Because not enough mothers aborted their babies and they grew up to be annoying rrrather users. 4 years ago +8
I don't want no rape baby in my family. 4 years ago +2
I live in Melbourne if that sweetens the deal. 4 years ago +1
Crazy Chixo. 4 years ago +3
Not anymore, nowadays anytime a white guy says something that perceived as racist, sexist or homophobic the media attacks them because they're too scared of the backlash from the p.c police. 4 years ago +4
I'm an atheist on this site and I'm pretty sure i'm smarter than a rodent thank you. 4 years ago +5
Yeah but nobody was gonna beat Jesus he is too OP. 4 years ago +1
Yeah it went really good thanks she was all over me by the end of the night. 4 years ago  
Yes, I just got home from my date. 4 years ago  
Haha you've made that comment like 4 times now. 4 years ago  
Its a shell of its former self, 4 years ago +1
At least the girls will still look like girls. 4 years ago +10
There only one thing that will flop in this movie and that is Mr Grey's dingus. 4 years ago +6
Must be some leaking gas from that ass. 4 years ago  
What does a German soldier and a midget have in common?........They both have short lives. 4 years ago +6
Find the G-spot. 4 years ago +3
This is one question I hope gets 100%. 4 years ago +4
Damn you. 4 years ago +1
I have exactly 500 profile views. 4 years ago +1
Most start playing because of their passion for the game and they all keep playing long after their enjoyment goes because of the money. 4 years ago +4
The fact about a blue whales wail blew me away. 4 years ago +1
In the new Finding Nemo movie, Nemo goes on a wild journey to find himself after getting a sex change off the coast of Thailand. 4 years ago +7
This should be a lesson to all girls on the web, never show your boobs on the internet unless you're accompanied by a parent or guardian. 4 years ago +12
Yeah i've been to an old peoples home. 4 years ago +1
Never heard of A, is it any good? 4 years ago  
Hopefully i don't run into any bulls. 4 years ago +3
Yo Adrian.......open wide. 4 years ago +2
I agree that Buddha had a larger impact on world history. But Aristotle shouldn't just be dismissed like that. 4 years ago +1
Oh okay so all his other accomplishments and contributions don't mean anything because wikipedia put philosopher first. 4 years ago +1
He wasn't just a philosopher though he was an inventor, scientist and the tutor of Alexander the Great. 4 years ago +4
Italian. 4 years ago  
Its better to look like sh*t than to feel like sh*t. Although if i looked like the person in A i'd shotgun my face off. 4 years ago +1232
Shit question. 4 years ago +12
We don't do that here, but congrats. 4 years ago +2
Stupid panda took our F away. Bring back the F. 4 years ago +2
Yes indeedy, I just chose his stage name as more people associate him with that name. 4 years ago  
Loaf of pug. 4 years ago +1
Yes, but Lamarcks theory was disproved whereas Darwin's theory has been widely accepted. 4 years ago +3
Historians recognize both men to have existed thats why they are included. I'm sure most of the stories about them are untrue or exaggerated but they did change world regardless. 4 years ago +12
No 100% for you buddy. 4 years ago +2
Although giving someone downs syndrome would be pretty funny. Imagine Obama walking out to address the nation with propeller hat and ice cream all over his face. 4 years ago +4
Atlantis: Where the girls are always wet. 4 years ago +6
No idea what B means. 4 years ago +1
Batman of course, is there really any other choice? 4 years ago  
Pulp Fiction is my favourite movie 4 years ago +1
The Undertaker entrance alone would be enough to scare Hatake to death. 4 years ago +2
Essendon FC 4 years ago  
Where's my money, b*tch? 4 years ago +9
Most significant people in history. 4 years ago +7
Less selfish when your elfish. 4 years ago +2
I don't want to get into a prank war with you mate. 4 years ago +3
If it ain't white, it ain't right. 4 years ago +6
"OMG Watson, Thats so Raven" 4 years ago +6
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1ff19fe44bc6f2f74c6ee7510d104fb3352fe648943791a1eb9ef7df6182993f.jpg 4 years ago  
More fun less cancer. 4 years ago +5
Time value of money states that money in the present is worth more now than in the future due to the potential earning capacity - Some Jew 1964. 4 years ago +1
More likely to protect my home from invaders whereas B would just surrender. 4 years ago +4
So fact or fiction? 4 years ago +8
I think its a shame when the spectacle (half time show and commercials) overshadows the actual game. 4 years ago  
The only game where people tune in for the commercials, i think i'll pass. 4 years ago  
One less attention seeker in the world. 4 years ago +4
Doge is still a thing? I thought it died like 2 years ago. 4 years ago +4
Thank Allah and Kevin Bacon instead. 4 years ago +4
Yes but not on my head. 4 years ago +11
The only thing that sucks here is this question. 4 years ago +20
The father of Jim Chi. 4 years ago +3
Duck eggs quack too easily though. 4 years ago +3
The Dark Erection Rises. 4 years ago +8
Schindlers Erection 4 years ago +5
Pull the plug and steal their wallet. 4 years ago +4
B is too much of a boy scout. 4 years ago +1
Always wanted to bang a pornstar. 4 years ago +2
Gimmie gimmie giimmie a man after midnight ;) 4 years ago +2
Latinos in general are a threat to society. 4 years ago +8
I'd be the drunk uncle who sometimes gets a bit grabby. 4 years ago +7
Black cars should not be allowed to park in white car only spaces. 4 years ago +5
Only Gypsies do A and thats a proven fact. 4 years ago +5
Nice pictures. 4 years ago +3
There would probably be some endangered fish that would taste pretty good. 4 years ago +1
Because we are not all the same. Some people prefer to be alone same way some people prefer to start every word with a capital letter. 4 years ago +7
With unlimited food and water i could bargain my way into a group with good defense. 4 years ago +4
I don't have any apple products anyways, so thanks for the $5000. 4 years ago +2
She used to scare me as a kid. 4 years ago +3
Modern family is rubbish and of course i'm gonna favour Family Guy. 4 years ago +4
Less populated but better. 4 years ago +11
Why would you even think a lot though? 4 years ago +4
Just because someone picked A over B does not make them a racist or ignorant, thats a pretty stupid thing to say. 4 years ago +8
Smoothies don't bring all the boys to the yard. 4 years ago +3
Chupafly!! 4 years ago +2
So movies about Martin Luther King and a sniper, I feel these two films could easily crossover. 4 years ago +5
I think you're pretty good. Would bang. 4 years ago +6
Seems about the same to me. 4 years ago +2
Corncats ! 4 years ago +1
I just feel sorry for the scooter. 4 years ago +6
No dice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55HYoV0HH4 4 years ago  
They let 6 year olds vote in America? Because that would explain a lot. 4 years ago +15
It would be like kissing a girl. 4 years ago +5
How can you not blame the shooter for a shooting? They're the ones who pulled the trigger and killed everyone. 4 years ago +2
All Presidents are dicks, keep the streak alive. 4 years ago +2
Nope, just for that loophole you get mauled by a grizzly bear whilst a venomous snake bites your knob. 4 years ago +2
Shake the snake. 4 years ago +6
Then i can walk into a bar and get asked "why the long face?". 4 years ago +5
Why make me hungry at this time of night Goana? 4 years ago +2
Ron Jeremy as Mario in Super Smash Ho's the new porno from the creator of Mario Sex Party 5 and Donkey Shlong. 4 years ago +3
I think a black girl who only likes white guys should be called a Polly. Because Polly wants a cracker. Urban dictionary this sh*t. 4 years ago +15
With weed, my son has heaps if you need any. 4 years ago +2
Pens for underlining, highlighters for sniffing. 4 years ago +6
Less likely to be stolen. 4 years ago +1
Mr Satan beat Cell. 4 years ago +3
Big Black Cock. 4 years ago +17
Cold pizza is nice, only pommy bastards like warm beer. 4 years ago +6
You really suck at trolling btw. Either stop or lift your game. 4 years ago +13
That was so lame, if you're gonna troll make it somewhat funny not just spam crap. 4 years ago +1
Wtf are these losers under me doing? 4 years ago +4
The Joker. 4 years ago +2
This joke is so 2014.... 4 years ago +13
Who cares? I'm a billionaire I could get both teams if i want and still have money for my Robot UFC league. 4 years ago +1
Lots of trolls from Turkey today, did you guys just get the internet today or something? 4 years ago +21
I learned a lot from The Simpsons. 4 years ago +1
Beyonce, Bruno Mars and De Niro. Well i'm dead. 4 years ago +3
A sounds awful. 4 years ago +2
The only time i saw this guy was on South Park, he sucked. 4 years ago +1
I know she can handle the beast ;) 4 years ago +9
Sounds more like a sugar daddy than a boyfriend. 4 years ago +6
If it doesn't start with "roses are red and violets are blue" its not a real poem. 4 years ago +6
Trevor can also fly planes and helicopters. 4 years ago +1
That video made me punch my laptop, so sh*t. 4 years ago +1
Those girls make me want to jack it off too. 4 years ago +4
Just found footage of Iamarg at an awards show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=937rMCQdFZw 4 years ago +3
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bird bird bird the bird is the word. 4 years ago +5
What a waisted opportunity. 4 years ago +6
Ozzy_Osborne 4 years ago +1
A Dora the Explorer Swiss army knife. 4 years ago +11
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