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Ballermofo (user #22,245) MaleSilver MedalSuper Star

Joined on January 25th, 2014 (2,187 days ago)

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    I want a both button... I clicked this one cuz dat puppy so cute!  
    Good gossip?  
    EASY  
    I could watch SpongeBob. The only good show that's left on this network.  
    TROLLOLOL  
    the shark has no teeth  
    I'm not answering  
    this question is stupid  
    I'm truthful  
    crap I just realized it's still 4 hours.  
    Religion teaches us to be better people... without religion, there wouldn't be God. I'm ashamed in 70 percent ofyou  
    TROLLOLOLOL  
    I wish I could change my answer  
    omg me 2  
    DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN????????? LET IT GO LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!  
    I want it my way! +1
    dang it  
    Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass!  
    did not say anything about sex  
    I'm so swag  
    trollolol  
    SCREW FRIENDS IT'S MY DAMN RELATIONSHIP  
    You can live with each other, and if it doesn't work out, you can split up. If there was no divorce, someone would kill themselves. That's bad :(  
    oh sh*t I clicked on the wrong thing  
    DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN  
    trollolol  
    don't drop that thun thun thun  
    Rap. That is all.  
    trollolol  
    I wish for a huge d!ck, to be an NFL player, to make me irrestible with the ladies, wish to know how to easily make money, and I don't know what else.  
    Damn sneaky authors comment1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  
    Trollolololol  
    I am a miserable genius :(  
    Mac sucks your moms pubes  
    Twilight... I'm kidding  
    It can't be too bad looking like Justin Bieber.  
    I did Nazi something as controversial as this being asked.  
    My left ear can't hear very well anyways.  
    BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO +1
    You can find the $10,000,000 and THEN find true love. But if you find true love first, the $10m is gone  
    Animals are humans. BAM.  
    Dress to impress, awesomesauce!  
    YOU SICK BASTARD WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS SHOULD DIE  
    YOLO sucks  
    If I was a wizard, I could use a cloning spell and be whatever I want!  
    am I logged in?  
    TROLL  
    Friendly snake  
    Animals ARE people  
    damn you misclick  
    Grammar Nazis  
    religion gives hope fags  
    Ikr  
    Water gun +4
    sad troll  
    Fall onto a pillow  
    It's a pit of dead snakes  
    I'd punch her... really, really, really soft.  
    I have autism, no joke +2
    I would be laughing gassed  
    I have shoes  
    With a water gun  
    I'd fall onto a giant PILE OF PILLOWS  
    damn it misclick  
    I don't wear jeans LOL  
    I don't have a significant other  
    Books have details  
    Digimon look like sh*t  
    DISNEY LAND  
    I like the old Cartoon Network and the old Nickelodeon, but I have to go with Nickelodeon because of SpongeBob and Sam and Cat. +1
    Is this a joke?  
    Peeing while standing up, not being pregnant, not having a period... Men have it easy.  
    Whoever thought of this really deserves a punishment +1
    dang it misclick  
    Christianity is the only religion that is worth it to me  
    I'm a man...  
    I mean, SNOW DAY  
    SNOW FALL  
    They could drive me to an awesome restaurant.  
    Ew baths. You're bathing in your own filth. And you can look at yourself through a shiny TV, a window, anything transparent, etc.  
    more time equals more work equals more money  
    I'm just being honest  
    Chrome is faster  
    Classical music bores me, rock music hurts my ears, boy bands are annoying... rap music is perfect  
    Natalie is a little too old for me  
    It's just an audiobook people  
    this isn't a question  
    I could sneak money and buy a plane ticket... Gosh who came up with this crap.  
    I'd stand out  
    aw wet dogs  
    I can do whatever I want WHENEVER I want. Earth has criminals, idiots, mean people, and a bunch of waste. Heaven is perfect. God is perfect. I love being a Christian. #God  
    Golden retrievers are big dogs. EVERYONE loves a golden retriever.  
    Maryland guest is 100 percent on the buzzer  
    Pigs have an inexpensive diet and are cute  
    Harry Potter HAS fame and wealth.  
    I could avoid death by staying home that day.  
    We could laugh with it, rip on it, and post it on YouTube. #yourwelcome  
    damn it I made the wrong choice  
    I'm never home alone, cuz I'm a boss ass b*tch  
    I already am friend-zoned by her :)  
    WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP +1
    Music isn't the universal language. You can't speak real words with music. You could have a great conversation with anyone who wasn't deaf AND blind because Sign Language is a real language.  
    If I could have a one-night stand with a celebrity, I'd be pretty beloved.  
    this is sick  
    twilight = a retard's fantasy  
    i voted for the African one, but vote for the billion dollars. The African families most likely wouldn't know what to do with it. You could buy proper housing, farm, make a brand new city, and keep some money left over.  
    RAINBOW DASH MOFOS  
    I'd have more power than I'd know what to do with. But then I'd know what people are having sex right now... Vote for number two people  
    I don't want my speech to be mixed up and confused  
    I feel better about myself  
    The Holocaust? What's that?  
    Sex isn't everything... you could get aids and die  
    If I found true love, we could find 10 million because I love finding treasure so they would love finding treasure and we would find a whole bunch of riches lol top comment  
    I'm dead. I can't feel bad.  
    Everyone loves monkey, I wanna be different  
    Animals are humans.  
    I'm not Canadian  
    If I was immortal, I could make money.  
    eh, we have the moon  
    I LIKE COCOA!  
    I know when people lie.  
    Stay classy buttface.  
    I don't get how a Pause button would work  
    This was so hard. Babies are being born a lot, and puppies are harmless tho  
    The Lion King was overrated  
    If you understoood it, you could speak and write it.  
    I don't go to Starbucks lol  
    God is real! +3
    If I ruled, I could make no problems.  
    AMAZON HAS EVERYTHING  
    Shit, I wanted to vote for the Burger King. Because at least I "had it my way" versus creepy Ronald doing anal with me for all I know and he's "loving it". +46
    I'm basically deaf in my left ear :)  
    Big Bang isn't real. This is the fricking twenty-first century, how can a giant explosion of NOTHING happen?????????? +2
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