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Behemoth2000 (user #16,069) MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star

Joined on June 28th, 2013 (2,062 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 8,826

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Comments: 1,212

Profile views: 51


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Behemoth2000 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Have you ever looked back at one of your old comments and just thought "what the hell was l thinking" Yes or No 4 years ago 115 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go Skydiving or Skyriming 4 years ago 215 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have as your partner in a zombie apocalypse Daryl dixon or Michonne 5 years ago 256 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Is there anyone on this sight that you know in real life Yes ( besides your self ) or No 5 years ago 183 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be possessed by a demon that takes complete control of you every full moon or Be possessed by a holy Spirit that takes 5 years of your life every time you sin 5 years ago 162 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Are you looking forward to Sunday Yes or No 5 years ago 194 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spend 20 years in prision or Have any money you and your parents have disappear forever 5 years ago 141 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Should I make more battle of the assassins (read description for more information) No or Yes 5 years ago 132 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in the walking dead world (after the apocalypse begins) or Live in the fallout world (after the apocalypse begins) 5 years ago 163 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in an alternate reality where humanity is 1000 years more advance or Live in a alternate realiy where all on earth is perfect but as of now is in a permanent technological standstill 5 years ago 216 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an actual working portal gun or Have all of Dovahkiins powers (you get all of them automatically so no needing to collect dragon souls or anything like that) 5 years ago 156 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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The untold story pt.2 : the plane flies through the air you look out the window and see Borris's island in the distance you look at your team who are loading their weapons with grim looks on their faces. you approach your best freind, a curly haired african man named Jackson. " what's with all the sour faces" you ask. "to be honest" Jackson replies. "I don't think any of us expect to get off this island alive". the plane starts to go over the island. sergent winchester the leader of the team stands up. " alright we are here to assassinate russian dictator anton borris to stop the Imminent war". " no shjt" . says the sniper , Amber. "anyways, the plan is we airdrop out. once on the ground we". winchester is cut off as the plane swerves to the left. you look out the window to see anti - aircraft guns firing at the plane. the pilot takes evasive maneuvers the plane is suddenly blown in half by a missle. Jackson starts getting sucked out. you reach for him but miss causing him to fall to his death you spot a parachute. what do you want to do? Stay with the plane or Grab the parachute and jump out 5 years ago 112 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Vladimir putin has been assassinated and a new dictator named anton borris has taken power he is raging war against your country and it is only a matter of time before russia invades. all negotiations have ended in more hostility and the only option left is to assassinate borris. you are part of an elite special ops team, the best of the best in your country. you and your team must infiltrate antons private island in the middle of the pacific and kill him. how do you want to get to the island. Boat or Plane 5 years ago 143 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have as your child Miley Cyrus or Batman 5 years ago 188 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get punched in the face by mike tyson ( in his prime, full force, no protection, gloves off ) or Get roundhouse in the face kicked by Chuck Norris ( in his prime, full force, no protection, bare foot, 5 years ago 103 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins final Ezio or Corvo 5 years ago 110 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins semi - finals Deathstroke or Ezio 5 years ago 150 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Should Sektor make battle of the assassins round 4 Yes or No 5 years ago 80 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 3 match 3 Deathstroke or Noob 5 years ago 92 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 3 match 2 Corvo or Scorpion 5 years ago 172 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 3 match 1 Ezio or Agent 47 5 years ago 118 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 2 match 7 Sektor or Joh wilkes booth 5 years ago 103 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 2 match 6 Noob or Thane 5 years ago 105 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 2 match 5 Deathstroak or The spy 5 years ago 97 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 2 match 4 Scorpion or Strider 5 years ago 90 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 2 match 3 Corvo or Zero 5 years ago 96 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 2 match 2 Nikolai ( right ) or Agent 47 5 years ago 108 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 2 match 1 Ezio or Edward 5 years ago 102 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should I ..... Stick with my new profile pic or Go back to my old one 5 years ago 101 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 14 Lee harvey oswald or John wilkes booth 5 years ago 142 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 13 Sektor or Cyrax 5 years ago 83 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 12 Reptile or Thane 5 years ago 92 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 11 Noob or Kai leng 5 years ago 83 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you killed your future self would it be Murder or Suicide 5 years ago 151 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 10 (read description) Astrid or The spy 5 years ago 100 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 9 Deathstroke or Deadshot 5 years ago 90 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 8 Ryu hyubusa or Strider 5 years ago 83 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 7 Scorpion or Sub-zero 5 years ago 103 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 6 Daud or Zero 5 years ago 95 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 5 Corvo or Lucian luchance 5 years ago 106 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 4 Desmond or Agent 47 5 years ago 124 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 3 Aveline or Nikolai orelov 5 years ago 96 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 2 Connor or Edward 5 years ago 116 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the assassins round 1 match 1 Altair or Ezio 5 years ago 123 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Fighting games round 1 match 1 Mortal kombat or Killer instinct 5 years ago 111 votes 1 comment 0 likes

Behemoth2000 has posted the following comments:

that doesn't look like a pocket knife 4 years ago  
fine. he's a douche that needs to go fu*k himself with an iron stick 4 years ago  
Who ever chose B obviously doesn't know who rajput warriors are 4 years ago +1
Stalin killed a lot more russians than hitler did germans 4 years ago  
Both look like douche bags 4 years ago  
America 4 years ago  
I'll watch it later 4 years ago  
Elizabeth Bathory had the biggest body count out of any serial killer to ever live 4 years ago  
A is a given 4 years ago  
i know you're a new user so i'll just tell you now. We don't have the thousands of users to get anything onto homepage anymore 4 years ago  
mcdonalds sucks 4 years ago +5
all the new games come out in fall 4 years ago +4
B is a given 4 years ago  
the diamond will be mine...MINE! 4 years ago +1
something is rising but it isn't the dead 4 years ago +3
This is a long comment train 4 years ago  
I don't know I've never died before 4 years ago  
Google. Red dead redemption manimals 4 years ago  
Well what do they expect Desmonds ancestor to be asian. I think some people look for things to bi*ch about 4 years ago  
Who the hell wants another of those 4 years ago +2
I don't because I'm also starting high school in 2 weeks 4 years ago  
How are they racist 4 years ago  
I think you're pretty cool though 4 years ago  
I think me and her need to have a talk 4 years ago +1
Please svamp would beat everyone 4 years ago  
I'll get back to this question when I'm 85 4 years ago +7
Because what right does the goverment have to tell us who we can can't bang 4 years ago +1
Where would my computer get a knife 4 years ago +3
Do you want a cookie 4 years ago  
Dammit svamp is still here 4 years ago +3
Or the glitch that makes women fly like birds oh allows you to ride them like a horse 4 years ago  
The best part was the music that played during the ride 4 years ago  
samurai are way more skilled but leigionnaires work better as a team. I still have to give it to samurais 4 years ago  
I love the part where you ride into mexico 4 years ago  
IS 4 years ago +1
oh skip button how I love you 4 years ago +8
they do but are really messed up. I have looked up some strange sh*t over the years but I think this takes the cake 4 years ago  
I completely forget where I read it so I guess ill just google the official Wikipedia on the science of nipples 4 years ago  
universe conquerer 4 years ago  
red dead redemption was awesome 4 years ago  
it turns out that nipples actually grow back.....so yeah that happens 4 years ago +2
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL 4 years ago +9
you handled that pretty well past self 4 years ago  
it turns out the other side has wifi 4 years ago +2
I don't care....... im so badass 4 years ago  
what do you mean by the BEST serial killer 4 years ago +1
*pulls out bucketlist 4 years ago +1
I have my hand 4 years ago  
Elder scrolls! 4 years ago +1
I just really like fallout 4 years ago +2
You are not the only one 4 years ago  
Elder scrolls 4 years ago  
I loose my penis either way. Anyone? No. Okay 4 years ago +1
A plant bigger than earth oh sh*t 4 years ago  
I know that's is why I would wish that I was aloud to before doing so 4 years ago  
You should it's fun and cheap 4 years ago  
1. Wish that I was aloud to wish for unlimited wishes 2. Wish for unlimited wishes 4 years ago  
I don't want a kid 4 years ago +2
They're even worse in oblivion 4 years ago  
oh the irony 4 years ago +1
Shame 4 years ago  
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever read 4 years ago  
I've been gone for a while someone tell me. Are things better or worse than when I left 4 years ago  
I shall name him mittens and ride him into battle 4 years ago +1
Violence usually works if all else fails 4 years ago  
Your questions are horrible 5 years ago +2
Messengers from another kingdom went into his throne room but forgot to remove their hats in his presence so he nailed the hats to their heads 5 years ago +1
I'd rather not get anyone pregnant 5 years ago  
Both would ruin the point 5 years ago +5
Only automatics 5 years ago  
Would i rather what? 5 years ago  
Hey... calm the f*ck down 5 years ago +1
Holy crap it's alexw *slaps cheeks in amazement* 5 years ago +4
I still have it on my tablet and phone so it doesn't matter right now 5 years ago  
Honest and mean isn't a good combination 5 years ago +4
This is like the 75th time someone asked something like this 5 years ago +4
I can buy a new computer 5 years ago +3
Hunger takes longer 5 years ago  
*turns on blender gets sued by skrillex for copy writing* 5 years ago +6
What's the reason I watch anything 5 years ago  
Life won't be fun if you can always see things coming 5 years ago +1
My profile page should answer all questions 5 years ago  
* looks out window to see nuclear blast coming towads me. Lights cigar opens a bottle of scotch, puffs cigar then takes a swig. Looks out the window and the atomic fire consumes me * 5 years ago +4
Much money 5 years ago +3
"They're 2 different kinds of music but still eminem is my favorite artist" that was the comment I put on there..... I have a good memory 5 years ago  
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! wait was this is an actual question 5 years ago +2
A would make video games pretty boring 5 years ago  
He sacrificed himself in order to give ben a quick death in my game 5 years ago +1
79 5 years ago  
A green eyed, black haired, hoodie wearing white boy 5 years ago  
The smart, fast, agile one 5 years ago  
I got the analysist 5 years ago  
People would hunt them for their horns 5 years ago +7
Not if it's in toxic chemicals 5 years ago  
A katana is my favorite zombie weapon 5 years ago  
* kicks you in the vagina * 5 years ago +1
Why does everyone have a frickin zombie story 5 years ago +3
27 5 years ago  
* brings a knife and gun * 5 years ago +1
This was one of the easiest questions I've ever answered 5 years ago +1
Dark brown hair, green eyes my hair is flat Strengths: great with any kind of bladed weapon, ok with guns, very smart, good leader and strategist, loyal, fast and agile, martial arts training. Weaknesses: not strong, socially awkward at times, kinda paranoid, vengeful, 5 years ago  
Looking at you svamp 5 years ago +7
The governor would betray me the second I turn around 5 years ago  
I'm already good at a 5 years ago +1
Ball sack 5 years ago +2
Sun tzu practically invented war 5 years ago +1
My computer doesn't taste good 5 years ago +1
What? 5 years ago  
I landed in Madagascar, crap 5 years ago  
So many amazing questions today 5 years ago  
I already have a good sense of self but I'm lacking in B ( great question) 5 years ago  
If there is one thing that I learned from disease movies it is that you do NOT want to be there when the military shows up 5 years ago +1
Didn't you already ask this? 5 years ago  
My name means a baby kangaroo ( joey ) 5 years ago  
Why did you have to make me choose 5 years ago  
I've already seen A on a dare I don't need to see something else like that 5 years ago  
I accidentally picked B can I please have a cookie 5 years ago  
Svamp 5 years ago +1
No they won't 5 years ago +1
Please that's easy ... one * passes out * 5 years ago +1
Way head of you * takes computer into room and locks the door* 5 years ago +1
Wait... how exactly would my computer lick me? 5 years ago +4
100% attempt ? 5 years ago  
Nicholas f*cking cage 5 years ago +1
I shall bring technology from this time and conquer the world. Once I'm king I will reproduce and leave behind powerful technology to my heirs so when I go back to the future my family will rule all 5 years ago  
I forgot to remember to forget 5 years ago  
He could probably catch up with me easily 5 years ago  
Walking dead comes back 5 years ago  
That's what she said 5 years ago  
What time 5 years ago  
Bill nye the science guy 5 years ago +3
I knew I could count on your vote! 5 years ago  
Wrong choice that sounds cool can I have in 5 years ago  
The fact that I had kids in the first place would make me disappointed 5 years ago +7
Don't make me angry you won't like me when I'm angry * thunder roars in the background * 5 years ago +3
How is this even a debate cod's so simple a monkey could play it good 5 years ago  
Masterbaiting sure would be interesting after that 5 years ago  
A isn't impossible if the water was boiling it could burn you 5 years ago +1
Wtf did I just read?! 5 years ago  
How could you shoot my computer 5 years ago +7
So you're not letting anyone else in 5 years ago  
Sounds fun how do you get eliminated 5 years ago  
Typical new user trying to get 100% 5 years ago +7
Wrong one jakes funnier and has cooler powers 5 years ago +5
I hung myself a couple days ago 5 years ago +1
You can make hard light constructs like swords 5 years ago  
I always get radioactive stuck In my head 5 years ago +1
You won't get away with this 5 years ago  
Who are you and what have you done with mimismurf 5 years ago +6
"I'm black so yea..." guest 5 years ago +7
FUS RO DAH 5 years ago  
These are starting to get really tough 5 years ago +1
Lets hope we spawn close to new Vegas and not across the country haha 5 years ago  
"I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee" 5 years ago  
That show is hilarious 5 years ago +1
Cantthinkofawittyone, turd is the word, and Otakumon 5 years ago +1
Yes 5 years ago  
How can you get banned? 5 years ago  
Military bases or government buildings these would have been places to bomb not innocent civilians who had no way to defend themselves. And normal bombs not bombs that leaves radiation there generations later 5 years ago +1
There will always be war 5 years ago +1
*their 5 years ago +2
Like I said no one texts me 5 years ago +1
That would look fabulous on me 5 years ago +2
No one calls or texts me 5 years ago +3
This really got on home page 5 years ago  
The truck would probably kill you 5 years ago  
Cantthinkofawittyone 5 years ago +1
One of my favorite games 5 years ago  
I'm the 50th vote and made this 50/50 I'm the chosen one 5 years ago +1
Learn to spell idio... wait I see what you did there 5 years ago +2
Isn't it funny that I have no idea who you are yet I already hate you 5 years ago +2
I don't want some spoiled brat ruling my kingdom 5 years ago +2
I can now teleporte 5 years ago  
No global warming, pollution, hunger, war, or disease 5 years ago  
We probably would 5 years ago  
B's to over tne top 5 years ago  
At least with the hunger games you have a chance 5 years ago +4
Batman knowa how to get kryptonite 5 years ago +1
Southern California 5 years ago  
He just had connections with the mob 5 years ago  
I'm not that's actually what each of them are 5 years ago  
He's an asshole who doesn't deserve all the things he has. this guy breaks the law and spits on his fans just to act cool to his friends. The terrible music doesn't help 5 years ago  
The massive 3 headed demon guard dog of the underwold or a man with that's part horse hmmmm 5 years ago  
Astronauts actually have a peice of velcro inside their helmets so they can scratch their nose 5 years ago +2
Exactly 5 years ago  
*casually jams screwdrivers into eyes* 5 years ago  
And deadpool would regrow them 5 years ago  
Otakumon, thisissparta, Cantthinkofawittyone, turd is the word, and Paidinfull 5 years ago  
He used pim particles but without it I still think deadpool would win because his swords are made of a metal capable of killing potentially anything that in combination with his healing factor means he could probaly just outlast thor. But that's just my opinion and I shall respect yours 5 years ago +1
Yes 5 years ago  
Say "your ex is awesome". "which one". "Me,see ya" 5 years ago +7
Osama bin Laden doesn't live Iowa 5 years ago  
I know right, deadpool killed thor once 5 years ago +2
Just don't use a mic and I'm fine with it 5 years ago +1
Do I still have Internet 5 years ago +8
Daryl 5 years ago  
I have the strangest feeling that I just answered this exact same question 5 years ago +8
Yea he did there was a whole fight between him and thor 5 years ago +1
How did this get on home page 5 years ago  
Deadpool has killed thor with his own hammer before 5 years ago +6
Silver surfer is a cosmic being 5 years ago  
Good question 5 years ago +1
This is my 1000th comment 5 years ago  
Paidinfull is a she 5 years ago  
Dat accordian is so sexy 5 years ago +3
Southern California 5 years ago  
Elder scrolls and fallout ftw! Cod is too easy 5 years ago +1
13 min. Ain't nobody got for dat 5 years ago +6
Cantthinkofawittyone 5 years ago +1
Well looks like it is time to burn the house down 5 years ago  
*years 5 years ago  
When would I ever need an assassin 5 years ago +3
That's what I said, maybe read better next time before you comment 5 years ago  
Ace 5 years ago  
I missed honor roll by .1 last time 5 years ago  
Nissenson 5 years ago  
*actor 5 years ago +1
August 31st 1955: 1st microwave 5 years ago +1
*seattle and denver 5 years ago  
He has a feeling something is coming for him so he feels that nowhere in russia is safe but an inside informate has given you the location of the island 5 years ago  
If I do B they will have more money than me 5 years ago  
Someone just asked this 5 years ago  
I can't see B because the controller is in the way 5 years ago  
Stalin was a psychopath 5 years ago +3
He owns an island and that's where he is planning the upcoming war 5 years ago  
I was going to do an assassin contract ps. Yours sounds fun can't wait 5 years ago  
Noooooooo I was going to do one of those 5 years ago  
Joey 5 years ago  
It was sad when the mouse died 5 years ago  
Rick vs. Darrel 5 years ago  
I did 5 years ago  
It doesn't say he dies if you pick A 5 years ago  
Gtfo 5 years ago  
Great question 5 years ago  
Never 5 years ago +1
You can make alot of money from ports 5 years ago +1
You got this from adventure time 5 years ago +3
Wish for more 5 years ago  
Bill nye the science guy 5 years ago +1
I have a switchblade on my nightstand 5 years ago  
Im careful and delete anything they won't like so it wouldn't matter to me 5 years ago +1
I'm not even in it so I don't care 5 years ago  
I already have braces so it's too late for A 5 years ago  
Even I have to agree with you on that 5 years ago  
Perfect I already know how to lie 5 years ago  
They're not in the same room 5 years ago  
Embrace eternity 5 years ago  
We have a new user 5 years ago  
Literally 5 years ago +2
These questions are fun 5 years ago +2
I love that song 5 years ago  
I ment the 1700s 5 years ago  
The age of piracy wasn't till the 17th century so it wouldn't have worked out well 5 years ago  
Deathstroke is more skilled 5 years ago  
Cool runnings 5 years ago  
I change my answer I'm playing mass effect 3 and I forgot about the reapers 5 years ago  
How do you even get one in the first place 5 years ago  
The last show I watched was walking dead 5 years ago  
Swag is for boys, class is for men 5 years ago  
My computer 5 years ago +8
There are only about a hundred of us yet somehow helens got over a thousand answers on hers 5 years ago +1
No comparison 5 years ago +4
Already do 5 years ago  
Not always 5 years ago  
Somali pirates dont kidnap people they just kill them 5 years ago +3
Yea 5 years ago  
Can I use that 5 years ago  
How would my computer break up with me 5 years ago +5
You must be new 5 years ago +2
I laugh 5 years ago  
Stick a grenade up its ass and see if it regenerates then ( I love these questions by the way ) 5 years ago +3
Use the elevator 5 years ago  
*lights cigar* 5 years ago +6
Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it 5 years ago +1
I will never submit 5 years ago  
Yhw did I esoohc siht 5 years ago  
Only cause of Patrick Stewart 5 years ago  
Escort missions are the worst 5 years ago +1
How so ? 5 years ago +1
*dives out window 5 years ago  
*breathes in* aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 5 years ago +3
You already said that 5 years ago  
HOLY SHIIT ITS MY PILLOW 5 years ago +2
My family are the first people to live here 5 years ago  
* rides unicycle * 5 years ago +3
Sad but true 5 years ago +1
I know he was awesome 5 years ago  
But why do you consider it wrong (just curious) 5 years ago  
Is this even up for debate 5 years ago  
Hitler was a great leader he just didn't put his skills to good use 5 years ago +2
Please, if it wasn't a crime I would have done it by now 5 years ago +1
God bless America 5 years ago +3
The swastika is above the bead so it doesn't come with it 5 years ago  
Throw it over a water fall 5 years ago  
"Error in their ways" this isn't the 16th century people can be gay without having over religious douche bags persecuting them about it 5 years ago +4
1st : what do you have against gays 2nd : last I checked we can celebrate Christmas 3rd : if you think religion and politics should go together you have no business being president. 5 years ago +5
Bs head is small compared to everything else 5 years ago +2
Wrex would just shoot him 5 years ago +1
I can agree on that 5 years ago  
This was one of the toughest questions I've ever had to answer 5 years ago  
The worst are escort missions 5 years ago +1
My mom 5 years ago +1
Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary 5 years ago  
Very true 5 years ago +1
Walking dead is coming back in February 5 years ago +2
I could care less what people think 5 years ago  
" have I ever told you the definition of insanity " 5 years ago +2
If video games make people be violent then what game have we been playing for the past 2000 years 5 years ago +2
I have no idea who you are yet now I hate you and think you're annoying 5 years ago  
Oh we are a greedy bunch 5 years ago  
I can't ski 5 years ago  
That sounds epic shame it got deleted 5 years ago  
I agree 5 years ago  
To steal the declaration of independence 5 years ago +2
Well I'm about to get peppersprayed 5 years ago +1
Give us all wings laser vison and retractable claws 5 years ago +2
I sliped on rain water and broke my foot in a crowd of about 30 people including the girl I liked. It was embarrassing at the time but now I look back at it and laugh 5 years ago +2
Romulas and remus 5 years ago +1
( new years resolution: greet each day with enthusiasm ) * wakes up "IM SUPER DEPRESSED! " 5 years ago +7
I never really liked it 5 years ago  
You have the wrong site what you are looking for is www.be an annoying fangirl somewhere else 5 years ago  
Both look just awful 5 years ago +3
I allready go 4 times a week might as well get pizza after it 5 years ago +1
It sucked when he died 5 years ago  
I think I'll save mine till next year I want to be an ass hole another year longer 5 years ago +1
And the award for the most unoriginal question of the day goes to ....... 5 years ago +2
I think a gun would to >:) 5 years ago +2
Please just stop these senseless comments are annoying 5 years ago  
Is her middle name also olivia or is that a typo 5 years ago  
Not much different than now 5 years ago  
I can't decide both are extremely annoying 5 years ago +1
I can do whatever I want and it won't affect my chances 5 years ago  
I don't see why not 5 years ago  
I'm bare foot 5 years ago +1
That show looks like an acid trip 5 years ago  
Bob 5 years ago  
Is anyone else just choosing who they think looks coller 5 years ago +1
I've always wanted to visit italy 5 years ago  
I love these questions 5 years ago +2
Just wear a hat problem solved 5 years ago  
I love both 5 years ago  
I would get everyone killed 5 years ago +3
Shape shift into a teleporter 5 years ago  
The 1st picture scared me 5 years ago  
That's so sad :( 5 years ago +1
I'm trying to stick with fictional assassins but I'll give it some thought 5 years ago  
Red dead redemption 5 years ago  
Too soon 5 years ago +5
I think he means underwater 5 years ago  
Just an English comment passing through 5 years ago +1
Me too he's a jerk 5 years ago +2
To get presents and eat 5 years ago  
He is pretty awesome 5 years ago  
Because he is a member of the assassins and he has the skill of Altair ezio and Connor making him very deadly but since I knew he wasn't going to get very far I decided to pick him of early by pitting him against 47 5 years ago  
Cod logic: elite soldier, can run for 15 seconds 5 years ago +3
Who has the patience for that 5 years ago  
Maybe after a quick peak 5 years ago  
Omid christa and clemintine were the only ones that survived my game 5 years ago  
You have the wrong site 5 years ago +1
Is that possible? 5 years ago  
Wrong one I just did 5 years ago  
101 5 years ago  
Hentai 5 years ago +3
I live over a mile away from my school 5 years ago  
I am not going up against Sparta 5 years ago +1
Either one is just as good but if Harry gets bitten I'll just shoot him. If the hulk gets infected I am screwed 5 years ago +4
The hunger game movie sucked compared to the book 5 years ago  
Matrix 5 years ago +1
I have and it's one of my favorite games 5 years ago  
Brazil never stood a chance against this site 5 years ago +2
There are no drug cartels in A 5 years ago +4
It's not losing any more 5 years ago  
Gotham is to dangerous 5 years ago  
I like this series 5 years ago  
You want altair to kill you? 5 years ago +1
A ninjato is actually a creation of Hollywood as there are no records of a sword called that before a certain movie ( the title escapes me at the moment ) ninja swords are essentially just a shorter version of the Japanese katana. There are however no historical records stating it's true name. 5 years ago +2
He's kind of an a-hole 5 years ago +3
I can't think of that many non-preverted ways to use invisibility 5 years ago +1
*you're 5 years ago  
I just heard about that on the news 5 years ago  
This is my dream power 5 years ago +2
Part of the force is hypnosis 5 years ago +4
I could buy a jet pack with that money 5 years ago +2
Classic 5 years ago  
Are we choosing which one seems the grosses or which one would taste better? 5 years ago +1
California is pretty awesome 5 years ago  
You can't be unhappy with that much money 5 years ago +2
That's why I choose him 5 years ago +1
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome 5 years ago +3
Anything you say >:) ..... checkers! 5 years ago +1
You are a interesting man 5 years ago  
Finally someone said it 5 years ago +2
Probably a 9 5 years ago  
Is it only on the PC 5 years ago  
It looks fun 5 years ago  
Those would hurt 5 years ago  
you to why is everyone so smart today 5 years ago  
Human blood is tougher to find 5 years ago +1
That would be so funny 5 years ago +4
Don't worry it's not rape 5 years ago  
Ummm 5 years ago  
Wtf did I just read 5 years ago  
If I'm stuck in a car and handcuffed justin beiber will be the last of my worries 5 years ago +2
Like a sir 5 years ago +2
I would just pull down my pants and make the most random sounds I can 5 years ago  
Wifi 5 years ago  
It's to inappropriate to say 5 years ago  
I'd become a god and then make the universe a paradise where everyone is equal and there is no hate or violence no hunger or disease and all would be perfect ... eh to much work I'll just wish for money and watch porn 5 years ago +2
I can do A 5 years ago  
Salsa 5 years ago +1
As long as they're parents don't suck it's good 5 years ago  
This was the only time and its how I got the tablet im on now since my computer broke 5 years ago  
Nevermind I wouldnt be able to lift it 5 years ago  
Isn't it obvious at this point 5 years ago  
I got 6 :D 5 years ago  
That you're naked in 5 years ago  
Did you have some kind of childhood trama 5 years ago +2
please don't bring that up I just saw it today and I'm still sad about it 5 years ago  
Because I want to 5 years ago  
No sax is a brass 5 years ago  
Giggity 5 years ago  
" I'll be home in 5 minuets " 5 years ago +6
See through the night 5 years ago  
I only got 3 right 5 years ago  
Obama 5 years ago +2
In,assassins creed 4 does that count 5 years ago +3
I shall lure sailors to death with my siren song 5 years ago  
Awwwwww so cut... oh s*it!!!!!! 5 years ago +4
Well mathais I hope you like anime 5 years ago  
*facepalm 5 years ago  
I'D LOOK SEXY!!!!!!!! 5 years ago  
That wouldn't tickle that would cut your goddamn lips off 5 years ago +2
Punch him in the face 5 years ago +5
Me!!! 5 years ago  
the only " romance " I like is porn 5 years ago +4
2012 anyone? 5 years ago +1
I can't play the guitar but I can orchestrate a symphony 5 years ago  
I wonder what king Louis will think 5 years ago  
I ain't no damn servant 5 years ago  
Nope just liver cancer 5 years ago  
...soda 5 years ago  
I was in bed late in the night on ifunny it was pitch black and super quiet when a cat screeched as loud as it could and I swear I had a miny heartattack 5 years ago  
giggity giggity 5 years ago  
I want a diamond 5 years ago  
way funner 5 years ago +2
It comes for all of us 5 years ago  
my d*ck went numb 5 years ago  
I would get laid so much with B 5 years ago +1
I wouldn't know what i'm doing either 5 years ago +6
don't have one *forever alone face 5 years ago  
with B i could do what ever I want and still go to heaven 5 years ago  
"he went on his computer fapped went on rrrather then played video games the end" 5 years ago +4
if it did not change my personality then I would choose B 5 years ago  
that game almost made me cry 5 years ago +1
f*ck this I'm going to mars 5 years ago +2
stop making me so hungry 5 years ago +2
go to america 5 years ago  
chocolate chip flan I never knew such a wonderful thing existed 5 years ago +3
who would go out with you after you rejected their sibling 5 years ago +1
I can tell that this will be a good series 5 years ago +2
everyone knows someone like this 5 years ago +4
too young to drive anyways 5 years ago +1
tough question 5 years ago  
what the hell is a hollerback girl 5 years ago  
telekinesis is an alteration spell 5 years ago  
my computer is always plugged in 5 years ago +1
It depends how hot she was 5 years ago  
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